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Story Time at the Roundhouse
Low Country Living Home and Garden Show
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Friday
What: Crafts and stories for
kids with seasonal theme. When: Wed. Jan. 13, 10 a.m. Where: Roundhouse Railroad Museum, 601 W. Harris St. Cost: $4/child with regular adult admission Info: www.chsgeorgia.org/
What: From pools to plants
Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow
What: Freaks & geeks galore in this bizarre traveling show. Where: Wormhole, 2307 Bull Street When: At 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 13 Cost: $10 Info: wormholebar.com
Film: The House on Haunted Hill (USA, 1959) What: Forget the 1999
remake. Starring Vincent Price as an eccentric millionaire who wagers money that a group of people can’t stay the night in a haunted house. Terror ensues. When: Wed. Jan. 13, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5 Info: http://myspace.com/ psychotronicfilms
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Ossabaw Island Foundation Annual Meeting What: Meeting includes
presentations from an island artist-in-residence and a member of the
Events marked with this symbol are things we think are especially cool and unique.
The Three Redneck Tenors aerate with arias this weekend at the Lucas
and decks to dining rooms, this is a buffet of exhibitors with products and services available to upgrade your home or garden for the new year. When: Fri. Jan. 15, 2 p.m.-7 p.m., Sat. Jan. 16, 10 a.m.7 p.m., Sun. Jan. 17, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Where: Savannah International Trade and Convention Center, 1 International Dr. , Hutchinson Island Cost: $4-7.50
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Gullah Geechee Corridor Commission, followed by welcoming of new members and a celebration of Sandy West’s 97th Birthday. When: Jan. 14, 6:30 p.m. Where: Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St. (Behind the Visitor’s Center Parking Lot) Cost: Free and open to the public
SSU Martin Luther King Jr. Observance
What: Special guest is so-
cial historian Lerone Bennett Jr., former editor at Jet and Ebony. Event followed by a candlelight vigil. When: Thu. Jan. 14, 7 p.m. Where: King-Frazier Student Center Ballroom, SSU Cost: Free
Teenagers and the Law
What: A community forum
with special guest J. Tom Morgan, who is the author of “Ignorance is No Defense”, a practical, con-
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venient guide for teenagers and their parents on the law in Georgia. When: Thu. Jan. 14, 7 p.m. Where: Jelks Auditorium - Savannah Country Day School, 824 Stillwood Dr. , Cost: Free Info: www.ignoranceisnodefense.com/
Savannah Tire Hockey Classic
What: The annual ice hock-
ey extravaganza featuring regional rivals Georgia, Florida, FUS, Georgia Tech and new additions South Carolina and the Citadel. When: Thu. Jan. 14, 7:30 p.m., Fri. Jan. 15, 6 p.m., Sat. Jan. 16, 5:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center Cost: $10-15 Info: www.savannahcivic. com/
Theater: The Elephant Man What: Theatre South
presents a production of “The Elephant Man”, the
true story of John Merrick, a deformed Englishman who worked as a sideshow attraction. When: Thu. Jan. 14, 7:30 p.m., Fri. Jan. 15, 7:30 p.m., Sat. Jan. 16, 7:30 p.m. Where: Emma Kelly Theater, 33 E. Main St. , Statesboro Cost: $5-10 Info: 912-212-ARTS.
Three Redneck Tenors
What: The comedic overlap of world-class opera singers and trailer park Bubbas. When: Jan. 14, 7:30 p.m. Where: The Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $22-55 Info: 912-525-5050.
Film: Notorious (USA, 1946) What: A classic Hitchcock
thriller starring Carey Grant and Ingrid Bergman in a story of love and deception during World War II. When: Fri. Jan. 15, 7 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $6-8 (additional service fees may apply) Info: 912-525-5050.
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Blackwater Paddle
What: Get some basic ca-
noeing instruction and then head out on the water with a guide to check out the natural beauty of our local waterways. Reservations required. Call 912-2368115 When: Sat. Jan. 16, 9 a.m.
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Yoga Fest
What: Get a jump on New Year’s resolutions with two days of free yoga classes at the Savannah Yoga Center. For a complete schedule visit www.savannahyoga.com. When: Sat. Jan. 16, Sun. Jan. 17 Where: Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Info: 912-232-2994.
10 Minute Play Festival
What: 24-hour burst of theatrical creativity co-sponsored by AASU and the Arts Academy. Actors audition the night prior and playwrights work all night to produce a script for a 10 minute play. Directors choose a script in the morning and the chosen play is produced tonight. Â When: Jan. 16, 7 p.m. Where: Jenkins Hall Theater, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: Free and open to the public
Ballroom Dance Party
What: Join the Moon
River Dancers for an evening ballroom dancing. Salsa Lesson starts at 7 PM. Social dance from 8-10:30 PM. When: Wed. Jan. 13, Thu. Jan. 14, Fri. Jan. 15, Sat. Jan. 16, 8 p.m. Where: Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. Cost: $8/members, $12/ non-members
Live Music: Sean Johnson & the Wild Lotus Band What: New Orleans-
based group drawing critical praise for their blending of western rock, funk and jazz with traditional kirtan music. When: Jan. 16, 7:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Cost: $18/adv, $22/door Info: 912-232-2994. http://www.savannahyoga.com/
American Ballet Theatre II
What: New York-based
dance company presents a mix of classical and contemporary works. When: Sat. Jan. 16, 8 p.m. Where: Arts Center of Coastal Carolina, 14 Shelter Cove Ln. , Hilton Head Island Cost: $54 Info: 843-842-2787. http://artshhi.com/
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CJA presents Leah Maria Suarez What: Coastal Jazz
Association’s monthly show features South Carolina vocalist Leah Maria Suarez, with songs from jazz standards to bossa nova, and originals. When: Jan. 17, 5 p.m. Where: Westin Savannah Harbor Cost: Free for members, $10/general admission Info: http://www.coastaljazz.org/
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Film: Bone aka Housewife (USA, 1970)
What: Opening night of
the Psychotronic Film Festival. The “lost� debut work from Larry Cohen (Black Caesar) is a taboo-shattering allegory on race. When: Jan. 18, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6
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Poplar Forest: Thomas Jefferson’s Pursuit of Architectural Happiness What: Lecture by Travis
McDonald, director of architectural restoration at Poplar Forest, a villa Jefferson built in Virginia. When: Jan. 19, 6:30 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: Free Info: 912-525-5038.
Community Health Forum
Where: Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital Cost: Free
Poet Chad Davidson
What: The Poetry Society
presents a reading by Chad Davidson. When: Jan. 19, 7 p.m. Where: The Telfair Academy, 121 Barnard St. Cost: $10/public, $5/seniors, students
Film: 5 Million Years to Earth (UK, 1967) What: Also known as
“Quartermass & the Pit� this British sci-fi classic tells the tale of a scientist who must stop a swarm of mind-controlling alien creatures who were recently unearthed during the construction of a subway line. When: Jan. 19, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6 Info: http://myspace. com/psychotronicfilms
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Film: The Trail (Euro, 1962)
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aptation of Kafka’s story directed by Orson Welles and starring Psycho’s Anthony Perkins. Take a dive into the true depths of paranoia. When: Wed. Jan. 20, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6 Info: http://myspace. com/psychotronicfilms cs
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There’s one in every crowd: The comedian who says, “How can there be global warming when it’s so damn cold outside, ha-ha-ha.” Or perhaps the more direct Southern variation: “Global warming, my ass!” Those are popular laugh lines this winter for a reason. According to a recent polling, the number of Americans who don’t believe there’s such a thing as global warming is rising dramatically. And as proof that denial is perhaps the strongest human emotion, of those who do believe in global warming, a clear majority don’t believe humans play an active role in it. So I must again call attention to the outstanding work that WTOC meteorologist Patrick Prokop is doing on his Facebook page to educate the public about the science behind climate change. Last week, he hosted an online forum inviting questions from his 3,000-plus Facebook friends on the topic. In the forum, Prokop — who says, “I desperately try to keep out of politics and stick strictly to the science” – patiently answered each question in as neutral a scientific voice as possible. With Pat’s blessing, and in the spirit of his Facebook forums — “The whole concept is to educate,” he says — I’m going to excerpt some highlights below. The boldfaced lead-ins are my own attempt to summarize typical questions, but the answers in quotes are all his. Why is it so cold if there’s global warming? “The answer is short and sweet... it’s winter.”
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Is climate change real or not? “In my eyes, as a scientist, looking at the evidence, I have to say it is real. The evidence is: the ice is melting at the poles, the sea level is slowly rising, the ocean temperature is rising, the oceans are becoming more acidic, the overall global land temperature is rising, the subtropical weather zones are migrating slowly northward, many animals and plants are become extinct at an alarming rate and the glaciers are melting. Is this just a natural event? After all, the earth has been much warmer than it is today, millions of years ago. However, what took earth thousands to tens of thousands of years to accomplish is being done in just a 100 or so years.” How can we know what temperatures were when there were no thermometers? “You can still measure temperature by the amount of snow and ice, tree rings, fossil deposits, rock formation, sea bottom deposits, even little tiny sea shells in those deposits and from them you can deduct the past atmospheric composition. It’s all part of historic geology.” On what individuals can do: “No one needs to sacrifice... just live wisely. Cutting your carbon footprint... change lights to energy efficient CFL or LED. Insulate your homes well...
Acquire EF appliances. If you are not using it, turn it off. If you have the means, you can even install a solar hot water heater or even solar panels to generate electricity. We’ve cut our electric bill by more than in half (more importantly, the amount of kilowatt hours that we buy) by doing all of the above.” On those predictions in the ‘70s about a new Ice Age: “Prior to the Clean Air Act, the burning of coal was basically unchecked, which spewed tons of sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere. These airborne aerosols acted as a solar reflector, much in the same way a major volcano eruption spews tons of soot or ash into the atmosphere which in turn reflect sunlight back into space. This results in a negative climate forcing value cooling the atmosphere... When the Clean Air Act was passed and scrubbers where introduced on the smoke stacks, the aerosols began to decline and the global temperature began to trend upward. The natural cycle of climate should be toward a cooler event... But now the climate forcing due to green house gases has surpassed the negative climate forcing from natural cooling events, leading to a net gain in global heating.” Prokop, you’re a commie pinko liberal and global warming is a hoax. “I am by no means a politician. I am neither Democrat nor Republican. I voted for Democratic as well as Republican presidential candidates. I am more an Independent when it comes to political views. I seek the science in the topic.” Keep seeking the science, Pat, and let the chips fall where they may. cs
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Editor, Regarding your recent column on Christmas decorations: My partner and I live in the Atlanta area and travel frequently to Savannah and stay with friends of ours. We couldn’t agree more with your article. We were down the week before Christmas and were looking forward to seeing the squares (including Forsyth Park) spectacularly lit up for the Christmas season. It was quite a dramatic let down for us. Even the lights on Monterey
Square were not even lit up. We feel Georgia and the whole country are lucky to have a coastal city like Savannah, and feel the city could be a real draw during the holidays with the decorations and other sounds of Christmas. I also agree your analysis with Savannah’s sister city to the north (Charleston) should be looked at for ideas. Savannah has a lot of history to offer with its colonial past and is a beautiful place to visit and possibly live. We hope the city officials and its citizens can see its untapped potential for the city to shine even more in the future.
Again we appreciate your article – your voice speaks for many of us. Dan
Evolution response Editor, Regarding your recent column “Never again in 2010”: I’d never consider myself a religious zealot, but I do appreciate looking at the contrarian point of view. Perhaps you will find this answer cogent: Creationists believe that God is all–knowing and all–powerful, and He created the creatures of the world in his image of perfection. Therefore and contrary to
the central theme of your riddle (whether or not God is capable of creating a world where evolution exists and operates), God doesn’t need evolution to exist and operate in order to forward His plan. If all God’s creatures are created in His perfect image, then He wouldn’t need creatures to evolve at all. The real question is that if large segments of populations believe in either Evolution or Creationism, then why shouldn’t educators present both theories to their students and let the students decide what they believe? Jim Johnston
Different year, same blotter
The first incident report of the New Year (CRN 100101001) — and the new decade — was a one car accident on I–516 heading west bound. Just a few minutes before midnight a young woman driving a Honda Accord struck the guard rail on the left hand side of the road. The driver lost control of her vehicle and landed in the ditch on the far right side of the road. The driver stated that she had consumed alcohol earlier in the evening and believed that she was driving too fast. The vehicle was towed. Happy New Year.
• The third incident report 2010 was titled criminal trespass, but seemed like it had more to do with damaged property. About ten minutes after the ball dropped in Times Square, a bullet dropped through the roof of a woman’s house. She found the bullet and had it sitting on her kitchen table when officers arrived. As people began firing weapons into the air, the bullet went through her roof and left a small but noticeable hole. No one was injured. She felt that the damage would cost about $200 to fix, and wanted to have the police report for insurance purposes. • The first homicide of the year happened on January fourth at five o’clock in the afternoon. Police responded to a call regarding a stabbing on Tuten Ave. Upon arrival, they found the victim who was immediately transported to the hospital with life threatening injuries. He was later pronounced dead. At two o’clock in the morning on January fifth, police located the suspect, Claude Youmans, who witnesses had seen fleeing the crime scene the day before. He was arrested and transported to CCDC.
• An officer on patrol in the area of River Street observed a white male standing outside a bar with a large cut across his face and blood on his shirt. The man was with his fianc . They told police that while in the bar a white male with a red cell phone, plaid shirt and skinny jeans struck the man in the face with a bottle. They then said that they were thrown out of the bar by bouncers. After talking with the bouncers, it was determined that they didn’t throw the man out of the bar, and no one was sure who it was that had escorted him out. EMS was called to treat the man with the cut face, but he was not transported to the hospital for further treatment. The manager was unable to view security tapes at the moment, but did give officers his number so that he could be contacted at a later date. • Officers arrested three suspects after a car chase that began in South Carolina. In the afternoon, the Jasper County Sheriff ’s Office informed SCMPD’s dispatch that
deputies were following a stolen car toward Savannah. Several suspects had shoplifted in the Hilton Head area and then stolen two pick up trucks – one green and the other gold. Beaufort County Sheriffs pursued the suspects. The gold truck rammed a deputy’s vehicle and attempted to run over another deputy. The gold truck then split off from the green truck and was later stopped, resulting in the arrest of four individuals. The green truck continued toward Savannah but then lost control on the Back River bridge and struck an oncoming SUV. The driver fled on foot and all three occupants of the vehicle were rounded up by officers. The truck had originally been reported stolen almost a week ago, and had been reported several days earlier as part of a shoplifting incident at Burlington Coat Factory. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020
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Big-time traffickers who smuggle illegal immigrants into the U.S. from Mexico rely on GPS devices to evade the Border Patrol, but starting in June, border-jumpers who travel on their own can have protection, too. Three University of California, San Diego faculty members have designed inexpensive cell phones with special software to locate water, churches and medical facilities in the treacherous Southwest desert (while avoiding law enforcement) and will give the devices to Mexican charities. The phones, which will also feature “welcome to the U.S.” poetry, are expected to save the lives of many of the hundreds who die each year on their dangerous journeys, but illegal-immigration protesters are demanding that the academics be arrested for assisting in crimes.
The Continuing Crisis
had a clean record as a farmer for 30 years and that in fact, he still lives fine without electricity in his own house. After his defeat, Norcliffe’s lawyer sighed. “I still have no idea how much lighting is appropriate for a cow.” • In December, a court in Istanbul, Turkey, found 39 people guilty of trying to overthrow the government after a trial that lasted, on and off, for 28 years. More than 1,000 defendants had been rounded up after challenging a 1980 military coup. The original trial lasted 10 years, but the case languished in an appeals court for 13 years while judges awaited 100 folders of evidence that had somehow gone missing. The 39 were given life sentences, but were immediately released based on time already served. The European Union has urged that Turkey upgrade its judicial system as a pre-condition for membership. • Intelligent Design: As with all copulating species, female Muscovy ducks battle male Muscovy ducks over which controls fertilization. Patricia Brennan of Yale, writing in a recent Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences, found that the female Muscovy avoids forced sex by having evolved a clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina that foils male intruders (but relaxing it for preferred mates, so that they don’t get stuck in vaginal “cul-de-sacs”). Brennan’s team worked with high-speed video and mock-up glass tubing of the respective organs.
• A man identified in China’s Chongqing Evening News in November as Mr. Zhang, 32, admitted he is competitive with his wife and “never wants to lose an argument,” but inevitably his contentiousness leaves him with “bruises and scars all over” because Mrs. Zhang is a kung fu master. After negotiations led by Mrs. Zhang’s parents, she agreed by contract to limit any beatings to no more than once a week, with a parent-administered penalty for exceeding that. • American Jonathan Littell was News That Sounds Like a awarded the 2009 “Bad Sex in Fiction” Joke award by Britain’s prestigious Literary • Plastic surgeon Mark Weinberger, Review, having written passages like who skipped town in Merrillville, Ind., these in his novel “The Kindly Ones”: in 2004 to avoid mounting malpractice “I [climaxed] suddenly, a jolt that lawsuits and Medicare fraud charges, emptied my head like a spoon scraping was finally cornered living in a tent the inside of a soft-boiled egg.” Later: A on the southern slopes of Italy’s Mont woman’s genitalia resembles “a Gorgon’s Blanc in December. As authorities aphead ... a motionless Cyclops whose proached to arrest him, Dr. Weinberger single eye never blinks. If only I could grabbed a knife and plunged it into still get hard, I thought, I could use his neck, but perhaps owing to his my [organ] like a stake hardened rusty skills (or incompetence, if in the fire, and blind this Polythe malpractice claims are acphemus who made me Nobody. I wish it was curate), missed the major artery But my [organ] remained inert, the heat, not and was captured. the humidity I seemed turned to stone.” • The Great Yarmouth Sea these days • The Kirklees (West YorkLife Centre in Norfolk, Engshire, England) Environmenland, lowered the water level tal Health department cited in its aquarium for Christmas farmer Ronald Norcliffe, 65, because the big turtles (which are in 2008 for inadequate lighting herbivores) were scheduled to in his barn, which inspectors receive their annual holiday treat said failed to meet the “psychoof brussels sprouts. Officials know logical needs” of his one cow and from experience that if they fail to her calf. In his formal appeal, lower the level, the gas bubbles heard in October 2009, Norcliffe from the turtle emissions will lift noted (unsuccessfully) that he has
the water high enough to trigger the emergency tank-flooding buzzers.
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• In Nov., Oprah Winfrey’s mother, Vernita Lee, and the luxury fashion store Valentina Inc. announced a settlement of the latter’s lawsuit over Lee’s $155,547 outstanding tab. On a previous tab of $174,285 in 2002, Lee had agreed to make periodic repayments, but the store allowed her to open another account, and as the new balance swelled, Lee sued, claiming the store should not have re-extended credit. • In December, pedophile Theodore Sypnier (the first-ever New Yorker to turn 100 years old while behind bars) was released from prison even though he continues to deny that he has done anything wrong. He was sent once again to a halfway house near Walden, N.Y., run by Rev. Terry King, who took Sypnier in twice before and warns that Sypnier is still highly dangerous. “As a father,” said King, “I would not want my child anywhere near him.” Noting that Sypnier continues to reject counseling, King said, “He’s been adamant that, ‘I’m 100, and I’m not gonna change.’”
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A news summary of traffic stops on Christmas Eve in Alice Springs, Australia, noted that 11 people were charged with DUI, including one man who was spotted driving despite his car’s hood being broken in the “up” position and having smashed through his windshield. The driver maneuvered down the street by craning his neck out the side window.
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On the heels of the “Balloon Boy” fiasco in which a father exploited his child to win a reality TV job, Jim Dunn of North Vancouver, British Columbia, submitted a demo reel to reality-show producers featuring him and his entire family turned into gasoline-soaked fireballs. Dunn, one of Canada’s leading film stunt men, and his wife and three kids, ages 15, 12 and 9, have all performed as stunt doubles (though it was the first fire for the youngest, who was 7 when the video was shot), and abundant safety precautions were taken (with no resulting complications). In his career, Dunn has suffered six leg fractures and a cracked skull, and needed two bowel resections. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
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Are electric trains and other forms of mass transit an energy loser compared to cars? What with energy transmission costs and poor ridership (especially in California), we supposedly waste energy on subways and buses. I know it’s not going to be a popular concept, and it may be best to ignore it, and hopefully encourage more utilization of mass transit rather than discourage it. —Dano Not following you, Dano. You’re saying we should encourage transit use even if it wastes energy because transit is inherently cool? However, confusing claims on this subject are widespread. Consider the following: • “Current public transportation usage reduces U.S. gasoline consumption by 1.4 billion gallons each year. . . . Total national fuel savings from public transportation would double to 2.8 billion gallons per year or more if improved coordination between land use plans and public transportation could replace even more car travel.” —“Public Transportation and Petroleum Savings in the U.S.,” report prepared for the American Public Transportation Association, 2007 • “Even if we could get more people to ride transit, transit uses as much energy, and emits nearly as much greenhouse gases, as cars; and the trends suggest that cars will be more environmentally friendly than any transit system in the country by 2025.” —Randal O’Toole, Cato Institute Appears we’ve got a diversity of opinion. Time for us to step in. Let’s compare the average energy efficiency of different methods of transportation, expressed in British thermal units (BTUs) per passenger mile. These numbers were compiled or computed from government sources by my assistant Una, a professional engineer: • Motorcycle—2,200, single rider. • Heavy rail (includes subway and commuter rail but excludes light rail/ streetcar)—2,600. • Commercial aircraft—3,100.
• Bus—4,300. • Auto—5,500 with single occupant, 3,500 with average passenger load. A few observations: 1. Energy-efficiency-wise, motorcycles rule. However, I'm not seeing them as a practical commuting option. 2. Trains are efficient, but not that efficient. Rail travel is a modest 30 percent more efficient than autos. 3. If the proposed 35 MPG fuel efficiency standard becomes reality, auto energy consumption with an average load will drop to 2,300 BTUs per passenger mile. On the other hand, increasing ridership due to rising gas prices will make transit more efficient too — New York MTA rail is already down to 2,000 BTUs. 4. Buses are more efficient than a passengerless car, but that's about it. Lest you think the number is skewed by lightly traveled suburban systems, Chicago CTA buses (one million riders per workday) consume 4,300 BTUs per passenger mile, the national average. Transit currently offers no energy advantage over cars except in the handful of cities with heavy rail — and not all of those. Estimates of auto efficiency vary depending on how many passengers you assume they're carrying, so I won't say transit is an energy loser. Transit vs. cars is pretty much a wash. So what’s the basis for the claim in the 2007 APTA study that transit use saves gasoline? The key word is gasoline—or more broadly, petroleum. Rail transit commonly runs on electricity; little electricity is generated using oil. Is this a silly distinction? No, and it’s here that we get to the heart of the matter. The real issue isn’t energy efficiency or foreign oil dependence. The fundamental problem is that petroleum is sure to be scarcer in coming decades and alternative energy sources will have to be developed. Many of the obvious ones (wind, solar, nuclear) are best suited to producing electricity. Will we all be scooting around town in hightech golf carts in 20 years? Maybe. But don’t count on cruising at 80 miles per hour in your battery-powered SUV. The pro-transit argument boils down to this: transit promotes densely builtup cities, which will work from a transportation standpoint. (If all else fails, you can walk or ride your bike.) Car buffs say most people prefer suburban living—we’ll figure something out. I wouldn’t be so sure, but I’m not that worried about it. My inner Ayn Rand figures the market will decide. cs by CECIL ADAMS
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Thanks to a new partnership between the City of Savannah and the National League of Cities, area residents will get a discount on prescription medications that aren’t already covered by Medicare or insurance. The prescription drug discount card program was unveiled at a press conference in City Hall last Wednesday. The Mayor was joined by members of City Council and the healthcare community to help explain the plan and its importance for the community. The program is free for everyone regardless of age, income, insurance coverage, or area of residence – for example, it’s even available to those living outside of Savannah’s city limits. It requires no membership, and there are no limits on the number of times an individual can use their card. It’s a discount card, not actual insurance – meaning that you will still have to pay for medications, but just not as much – on average 20 percent less. And no, it’s not too good to be true. The discount program is seen as a
modicum of economic relief for local families, particularly those who are uninsured or under–insured, and also a tool to help fight poverty in the area. “This is just another example of taking the issue of poverty reduction seriously,” said Daniel Dodd, Director of the Step Up Savannah program, during his remarks at the press conference. “We’re supportive of this, and grateful.” The program came about after the Mayor initiated contact with the NLC in September of last year, and City staff, lead by Management Fellow Neil Obringer, has been working diligently in preparation to have cards distributed to the community. During his remarks, Mayor Johnson reiterated how important Savannah’s relationship with the NLC has been. “We get a return on our investment sending council members to attend the National League of Cities.” He also pointed out how council members like Edna Jackson, Tony Thomas and Van Johnson have all taken leadership positions on NLC committees, which have helped bring new continues on p. 12
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The card can only be used at parprograms and grants to Savannah. The prescription discount program ticipating pharmacies. However, there won’t cost the City or its are about 50 local pharmacies participatresidents anything, and ing, and over 59,000 is covered by the NLC pharmacies nationin conjunction with CVS Caremark. wide who are taking Prescription drugs part in the program. Cards can be picked represent over ten up from various percent of healthcare locations including expenditure, and are the St. Joseph’s/Candler, fastest growing sector Memorial Health, Live of healthcare expense, Oak Public Library explained Dr. Diane branches, County Weems, Chief Medical Health Department Officer of the Chatham Office, Curtis V. County Health DepartCooper Commument during the event. nity Health Center, JC She elaborated furLewis Health Center, ther with evidence from St. Pius FRC, Housa recent survey showing ing Authority and over 30 percent of The card is widely available Community Centers, people had avoided a among others. cs visit to a doctor’s office or used home remedies because of fear For more info on the discount card, visit of medical costs, and over 20 percent www.savannahga.gov or the program had skipped a dose or split pills in half website, www.caremark.com/nlc. To get in order to put off having a prescription more info on participating pharmacies you filled. can also call 1–800–620–1749.
Christmas ‘Utopia’ in January This past Saturday I woke up with strong resolve to take down the stale–feeling holiday decorations, clear the Christmas cards off the mantel, and hit the mall to exchange the wrong–size gifts. But amid holiday festivities, the last weeks of December and early January brought with them an onslaught of familiar names in the obituaries–friends, former work associates, acquaintances, and friends–of–friends. Jeff LaRoe, Ricky McAllaster, James Toles, Karen Nelson, Chris Fogarty, Peter Verity, Tom Dillon, Walter Smith, Martha Fay. Last week it seemed that everyone I knew had a memorial service on their date books–me included. Day in, day out, the papers are filled with such names, notices marking the end of a life, each name with a story, each with a list of survivors, each leaving a hole in the fabric of our city. Sometimes those holes are close enough to me or to my friends that they divert my attention for an hour, a day or longer. Saturday was one of those days. That morning, shopping felt like an inadequate way to pass the time. I headed downtown for my first visit of the year to the Jepson Center for the Arts, and my first visit to the Dutch Utopia painting exhibit, just under the wire before the show closed on Sunday. It was also my first time using my brand new membership to the Telfair Museums, which I received as a Christmas present. The membership gets me in the doors of the three Telfair Museums almost anytime they’re open for the next twelve months, plus invitations to exhibit openings and lectures, and discounts at the museum stores. It’s the kind of gift that can keep on giving — or not. It all depends on me and whether I’m going to take advantage of its opportunities. Dutch Utopia seemed a great way to kick start my gift. I arrived at the Jepson just past noon, several hours before the planned closing reception of tapas, music and cocktails. Patrons in small groups and pairs, or solo like me, drifted from picture to picture, low voices saying hello to friends and commenting on the gray skies of some paintings, the sunshine of others, the idyllic country scenes from the Netherlands in the late 19th to early
20th century. And of course the canals, windmills, tulips, lace and wooden shoes. Mostly I was drawn to paintings with people, so realistic in their depiction of traits and expressions. In one, a weary– looking printer’s apprentice stares out the window on a break, while typesetting goes on at the printing press. The details of the press in the painting are precise enough to serve as instructions for a printing press assembly kit. In another, the scene under a stone bridge along a canal seems alive, as a woman pours milk from a heavy round cask into another cask held by a friend. A man stands with arms uplifted, reaching for a cask about to pass to him. A woman walks downstairs, carrying a heavy load in each hand, and children look on or pass items to their mothers. I mentioned to a friend that this one looked like the still shot from a movie. “Back then, these were their movies,” he said. Many people remarked on a painting called “The Absent One,” a scene of three straightbacked chairs. A young woman sits in the middle chair, reading a Bible, her father behind her left shoulder, listening. The chair behind her right shoulder at first seems empty. A more careful look reveals that on the empty chair is seated an older woman — the man’s wife, the young woman’s mother. She is transparent, but the details of her face, her hands, her dress are as precise as those of her husband and daughter. She is there and not there. This image from 100 years ago, shows how a family keeps their mother’s presence with them: the hole in this family’s fabric as not a hole at all, but a thin spot. Reminding me, in a good way, of the other thin spots around me, some from 15 years ago, some from the past week. After the Utopia exhibit, from habit I scooted into the exhibit for the Kirk Varnedoe Collection. The show of contemporary paintings, photographs and prints crashed in my brain in jarring contrast to the mostly soothing paintings I’d just seen, so I ducked back out after less than a minute. Lucky for me, I have my Telfair membership tucked in my purse. No need to cram in every show they have in a one day art overload. Next week, or the week after, I’ll head back downtown to see a show, to receive a brand-new Christmas gift in mid-January. cs
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College football rivalries take to the ice as teams compete in the Savannah Tire Hockey Classic by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com
Hockey isn’t the first sport you’d typically associate with Savannah — or even the fiftieth — but for the past dozen Januaries a unique college tournament has packed large crowds into the Savannah Civic Center. The Savannah Tire Hockey Classic — Savannah Tire is a new title sponsor this year, succeeding Memorial Health University Hospital — pits a core lineup of four regional universities against each other on ice within the Martin Luther King Jr. Arena: the University of Georgia, Georgia Tech, the University of Florida, and Florida State University. This year, the tournament adds two teams from the Palmetto State, the University of South Carolina and The Citadel, who skate Thursday night in the opening matchup. “The tournament was one of those ideas where we just said, ‘Why not?’ And it’s been a huge success,” says Ben Wilder of the Greater Savannah Sports Council, organizers of the exhibition. “Our goal is to bring not only ice hockey to Savannah once a year, but tourism dollars from teams visiting and benefits for surrounding communities who like to see hockey.”
While conventional wisdom says the tournament’s main appeal is the presence of well–known universities with large local fan bases — rather than the actual hockey — that may not actually be the case. “It’s a little bit of both, really,” says John Hoos, coach of the UGA team, usually the fan darlings of the tournament. “We have some very dedicated, enthusiastic Georgia fans that have made this event a tradition, and we see them every year,” says Hoos. “Now that we’ve been doing this for 12 years, we’re seeing kids getting older and having fans we know come by and say hello. It’s become a fun tradition.” Wilder of the Sports Council concurs. “We had Georgia Southern University do a survey last year, and 70 percent of the respondents said they mainly came to see hockey. Only ten percent
said they came out of college loyalty.” In any case, the tournament is notable for its crowd appeal. “Every year we get more people than the year before,” says Wilder. “We typically sell out Saturday, and Friday comes close. We’re hoping Thursday night will create enough buzz to help sell out Friday this year.” One part of the allure is the value: Friday and Saturday, ten bucks each night gets you in to see both games. Loge seats closer to the ice — which sell out quickly — are only $15 per night. While the teams are affiliated with the universities whose jerseys they wear, technically they play within the American College Hockey Association (ACHA). As non–varsity intercollegiate teams, the players do not receive scholarships and the teams are minimally funded by their universities. Over the years, the teams have begun to look forward to the Savannah tournament, which comes toward the end of the college hockey season. “This is an event the whole team looks forward to from start of the season,” says Coach Hoos. “It’s actually one of the largest stages for ACHA hockey in the country.”
“They almost never play in front of a crowd this large,” agrees Wilder. Hoos says contrary to popular opinion, hockey is no longer a regional sport confined to the chillier climes. The change, he says, is chiefly due to the expansion of the National Hockey League into southern markets and the expansion of youth hockey in the South. “There are ten Southeastern Conference schools with hockey programs now, many of which are very competitive,” he says. “Youth programs in southeastern cities have grown extraordinarily in the last 6 or 7 years. It’s a very competitive scene, with great youth hockey players coming out of Atlanta, Nashville, Birmingham, and other southern cities. Ten years ago I’d have had a very different answer to that question.” cs Savannah Tire Hockey Classic When: Thu. Jan. 14, USC vs. The Citadel, 7:30 p.m.; Fri. Jan. 15, GT vs. FSU, 6 p.m., UGA vs. FLA, 8:30 p.m.; Sat. Jan. 16, FLA vs. FSU 5:30 p.m., UGA vs. GT, 8:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center Cost: Loge $15 adults, $13 kids; General $10 adults, $8 kids Tix: www.savannahcivic.com
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CHRONICLES OF THE LANDSQUID
Swirling clouds of electronic noise, penny–arcade neon nightmares and propulsive dance beats announce the arrival of this instrumental power trio from Charleston. With suctions firmly planted in trance, groove, dubstep, jazz fusion, drum and bass – and wholly appropriate cheesy organ sounds – the ‘Squid has serious tentacles. I especially like Nick Caruso’s piledriving basslines, which underscore the keyboards and the drums with a sort of dark, sinister ocean–bottom certainty. And hey, they come equipped with a trippy light show! At 10 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 14 at Live Wire Music Hall, 307 W. River St. With M.O. Theory. $10.
WORK O’THE WEAVERS
David Bernz, James Durst, Mark Murphy and Martha Sandefer have been doing the work of the Weavers (that most influential of classic folk music quartets) since 2003, performing their show – music, history and a few lessons in American politics – in 28 states. “Our mission,” they say, “continues to be to tell the story of the Weavers in the context of their times, as well as to employ the music of the Weavers to relate something of our nation’s history.” The music, as we all know, includes a big banjo–full of iconic songs like “Wimoweh,” “If I Had a Hammer,” “Goodnight Irene” and the definitive take on “This Land is Your Land.” Listen & learn: www.workotheweavers. com. At 7:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 15 at First Presbyterian Church, 520 E. Washington Ave. $8 adults, $5 children/students. Sponsored by the Savannah Folk Music Society.
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Welcome to the jungle, 2010–style. Axl Rose may still be trying to drum up interest in his latest incarnation of Guns ‘N Roses, but the GNR that exploded into hearts and minds back in ’87 with the Appetite For Destruction album, that’s the one people are still interested in. Axl, Slash, Duff, Izzy and the gang live on in the form of the band called Appetite For Destruction, which bills itself as “The Ultimate Guns ‘N Roses Tribute.” AFD, which returns to the Jinx Jan. 15, began 10 years ago in Raleigh, N.C. We spoke with vocalist Chad Allen, who nightly dons the tartans and headband and morphs into the screaming, swaying Axl Rose of the good old days. You know, the guy Rose isn’t any more.
Do people expect you to be like Axl Rose offstage?
How did the band get started?
Chad Allen: I just always thought that they were like the Doors of the ‘80s and ‘90s. They didn’t stick around that long; they just kind of made their mark and fell apart. Not that say that Guns ‘N Roses doesn’t exist – Chinese Democracy – but that classic lineup. It was the classic dirty, tough–guy rock band. Sleazy. And people like that.
Chad Allen: It was an idea that a friend of mine had. He started putting rumors around our hometown that we were gonna do a Guns ‘N Roses tribute band. He started bugging me about doing it, and I didn’t want to do some stupid cover band. Eventually I just kind of gave in. I thought it might be fun, and here we are. I grew up loving that music. I used to cop (Axl’s) style in high school, doing my own thing, but I would never admit to it. What’s changed in you that you’ve held on for 10 years? Chad Allen: Well, we’ve always kind of made a little mockery of it, to ourselves, joke about being a cover band or whatever. But it’s fun. It’s good music, and people are receptive to it. It’s our full–time job – once that fell in line it was like “This is pretty cool.” You get to travel to other countries, and see things you normally wouldn’t.
Chad Allen: It’s just a stage thing. You see those tribute bands that try to keep that going, you know, hold on to some faux British accent or something, it’s ridiculous. It’s just a show. It’s like theater, that’s basically what it is. There’s a lot of nostalgia for Guns ‘N Roses. Does that surprise you?
Are you sick of it yet? Chad Allen: You go through phases where you start envying your friends who have regular nine–to– fives, and have their weekends to themselves or whatever. But I am certainly not sick of the music, and I’m not really sick of the job – there’s phases where I think I want to do something else, but then, if you start doin’ something else, you miss the hell out of this. Listen & learn: www.notquitegnr.com. At 10 p.m. Friday, Jan. 15 at the Jinx, 127 W. Congress St. CS
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of the legendary Weavers. A Savannah Folk Music Society show. 7:30 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Bluesonics (Live Music) Jinx Appetite For Destruction (Live Music) Guns ’N Roses tribute band 10 p.m. Kasey’s Gourmet Grille Greg & Dan (Live Music) 7 p.m. Loco’s Grill & Pub (Broughton Street) Brad Downs & the Poor Bastard Souls (Live Music) Featuring Savannah native William Tonks on guitar Mansion on Forsyth Park continues on p. 22
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Athens rockers Brad Downs and the Poor Bastard Souls perform Jan. 15 at Loco’s. 7:30 p.m. Sentient Bean Dare Dukes & the Blackstock Collection (Live Music) With Allison Weiss and Mike Nikolai 8 p.m. Shoreline Ballroom Los Horoscopos (Live Music) 9:30 p.m. Tantra Lounge Permanent Tourist (Live Music) 9 p.m. Warehouse Train Wrecks (Live Music) Wild Wing Cafe Moonshine Jenny (Live Music) Wormhole Asbestos, OVNI Sound System (Live Music) 10 p.m.
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(Live Music) Coastal Jazz Association concert 5 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Brian Kilz (DJ)
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Fiddlers Crab House (River Street) Eric Dunn & Friends (Live Music) Jinx Keith Kozel Kaleidoscope (Live Music) Tantra Lounge Jay Couples (Live Music) 10 p.m. Wormhole MLK Jr Birthday Bash, hiphop/r&b open mic (Live Music) 6 p.m.
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Even though he was an established singer, songwriter and guitar player in Minneapolis, Dare Dukes put his musical muse on a back burner when he moved to New York City to work as a fundraiser for after–school arts programs.
During his tenure in the Big Apple, he wrote a novel. “I wrote one and it didn’t get published – 28 rejections – and then I started working on another one,” Dukes shrugs. “I guess I am still technically working on that one, although I haven’t touched it in two and a half years.” continues on p. 20
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What changed? “When the first novel didn’t get published, I had a bad period where I was kind of wallowing around, depressed, and I started spending a lot of time writing songs,” Dukes says. “In fact, songs started to pop out of me. I had a ton of fragments, but I wasn’t writing songs very seriously while I was working on that novel. “I made a decision to start taking my music more seriously again – basically to give myself a break from the novel. I knew professional musicians in New York, and they liked my stuff, so I started playing out with them. And one thing led to another.” In the middle of this creative renaissance, Dukes’ wife, anthropologist Susan Falls, accepted a teaching gig with SCAD. They moved to Savannah in the fall of 2007. Dukes is a rare bird among singer/ songwriters – his lyrics are both introspective and universal, his melodies quirky but sweet, and since his arrival in the Hostess City he’s become one of our most consistently engaging live performers. Dukes and his semi–permanent backup band, the Blackstock Collection, perform Saturday at the Sentient Bean. He named the band – which includes a revolving cast of musician characters – after a book of prints by Seattle–based outsider artist Gregory Blackstock. Blackstock’s work, like that of Dukes himself, is deceptively simple and encompasses an eclectic range of moods and colors. The Blackstock Collection (the band) includes banjo, mandolin, standup bass and accordion, interweaving with, and supporting, Dukes’ acoustic guitar and high, plaintive singing voice. “I’ve always felt way more comfortable in my head voice,” Dukes explains. “When I sing in my chest voice I tend to go flat more easily – it doesn’t feel as strong to me. And when I sing in my head voice, it always sounds bright and clear and strong to me. So I tend to write songs that are in that range.” He’s been compared to pop minimalist Sufjan Stevens, but he dismisses the comparisons. “The weird thing is, I certainly respect his music, but every
time I hear it I can’t quite get hooked by it,” Dukes says. “But I definitely am a fan of that kind of instrumentation.” Indeed, his first major influence was Neil Young, whose austere lyricism and loopy, hypnotic melodic sense made a strong impression on him as a youngster just falling in love with acoustic guitar. “When I was in my band in Minneapolis, I was really trying to write power pop songs,” Dukes says. “I love the Pixies and Fugazi, and I had to work hard to write songs that were not derivative of the Pixies. “I’m very interested in writing pop songs. I wrote a literary novel, I can do that – and I’ll hopefully do it again some day – but I also love really accessible music. On the other hand I want it to be sort of intelligent and surprising and all that stuff. “The artists that I like tend to do that. Their music is accessible but also complex. Neil Young is like that. The Pixies are like that. I love Tom Waits, whose stuff is like that.” His debut CD, Prettiest Transmitter of All, is packed with adventuresome pop songs, many of them leading to uncharted areas both pointedly cerebral and charmingly unexpected. He’s just started working on his second album. Dukes says he’s learned to let the muse take him by the hand. “Early on when I was writing music, I tried to follow my plans,” he explains. “I wanted songs to sound a certain way. But little accidents happen, and now I try to follow those and see where they take me. “I want to write love songs; I think it’s really hard to write the perfect love song. But I also want to write songs that are about weird things that don’t normally make it into the pop genre.” CS Dare Dukes & the Blackstock Collection Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. When: At 8 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 16 Admission: $6 Online: www.sentientbean.com Artist’s Web site: www.daredukes.com
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For the better part of the past 20 years, Tim Cridland has been driving sharp skewers into his tongue and pushing them out through his neck, chewing on shards of glass, using his body to conduct electricity and walking barefoot across a bed of razor–sharp knives.
All in a day’s work for Zamora, the Torture King. The 46–year–old Cridland is a veteran of the contemporary American sideshow circuit. He also has a regular gig in Las Vegas, and has written a couple of books on freakeries, oddities and the darker aspects of the thrilling performance arts. As Zamora, he’ll be a part of the Hellzapoppin Sideshow Circus, pulling into the Wormhole for a performance Wednesday, Jan. 13. Like the traveling sideshows and freak– o–ramas of old, Hellzapoppin includes a healthy (depending on how you look at
it) cross–section of people with strange ... talents. There’s the 3–foot Penguin Boy (24–year–old Jason Brott), who was born without arms – his hands are literally growing out of his shoulders. There’s Lady Diabla (Alexandra Kaminski). She’s a sword swallower who also bathes in the sparks from an electric grinder. And magician and illusionist John Shaw, who can escape from virtually anything. There are burlesque–style dancers, zany midgets and a loud soundtrack of heavy rock music. continues on p. 24
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Cridland, a native of Washington State, was a founding member of Seattle’s Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, which in the early 1990s introduced the sideshow/freak show concept to a new generation of tattooed rock ‘n’ rollers, doing small–town club dates and sharing the bill with metal, punk and grunge acts. It caught on – in a big way – when Rose and crew (including Zamora the Torture King) signed on for the early runs of the famed Lollapolooza Tour. The ringmaster and emcee for Hellzapoppin, which bills itself as “The Greatest Show in Hell” is Bryce Graves. He’s also the show’s founder and producer; he even drives the restored prison bus in which the colorful troupe travels from town to town.
The Torture King, however, reigns supreme in this twisted universe. How do you do this stuff without hurting yourself? Tim Cridland: Basically, I’ve been studying the techniques, through the years, of people in other countries, Middle Eastern countries and India. I read about this when I was very young, and I was fascinated by it. I studied everything from anatomy books to books of circus techniques to learn how to do this without harm. And also things like self–hypnosis. So it’s actual demonstrations of mind over matter. I’m able to change the way my body responds. But I also know my anatomy very well, so I’m avoiding things like major arteries, nerve bundles, things like that. Yeah, but I’ve seen photos of that pointed skewer coming out your neck. Doesn’t that, like, hurt a lot? Tim Cridland: I know the places to put it where it’s going to have minimal damage. That is certainly a part of it. I started learning and researching the body, and also techniques of control. I’ve been tested scientifically a few
How did you get involved in this? Bryce Graves: I started out, years On with the show (clockwise from top left): Zamora the Torture King (photo by Taylor Kuykago, in artist management. I managed endall), Lady Firefly (photo by Bobby Deal), master of ceremonies Bryce Graves puts Zamora under the hammer, Penguin Boy and Lady Diabla. Unless indicated, photos by Marshall Foster. a bunch of rock bands and TV pertimes at the UCLA Pain Clinic, which has been on a couple of TV shows. And my pain response is vastly different than a normal person. In one of the tests, my blood pressure, when I did this, went down.
Which is the exact opposite of how a normal person would respond. The blood pressure drop actually helps with the reduction of bleeding.
sonalities, and I produced a lot of rock concerts, festivals and things like that. Seven years ago I signed a sideshow called Brothers Grim, and after a while I just kind of got tired of managing other people’s projects. I decided to branch off and start my own show.
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What makes this different from the old–school freak show? Bryce Graves: It’s very different, because we use a lot of dark comedy. John Shaw is a very modern sideshow performer, with a very rock ‘n’ roll, biker look to him. We’ll bring out Lizard Man, and yo–yo performers. Things that are newer, that the kids can understand and get. It’s not about burning the history of the sideshow; it’s more about “a show.” We kind of look at the show as more of a dark, creepy comedy type of show. We all have fun, and we rip on each other in the show. Little Miss Firefly, she’s a tiny little midget girl, she comes and chases me around the stage with different things. It’s more comedic, where the older sideshow was the traditional sword–swallowing and fire–eating. Tim Cridland: The entertainment value of it is always what had attracted me. When I was young, I was fascinated by accounts of the old–style entertainment, which no longer existed. Certainly it was all about the performance, which was attractive to me. It is all about being entertaining, but also about being shocking and amazing at the same time. I‘m just looking to make them applaud, and hide their eyes at the same time. If they can do such a thing! What does Penguin Boy do onstage? Bryce Graves: He does several things, and an act called the blockhead act. He’ll take a screwdriver and places a condom all the way over it. Then he
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shoves it all the way through his nose. It goes in almost four inches, all the way into his head. He pulls the screwdriver out and leaves the condom on the inside. He then sucks the condom through his nose and out his mouth. And throws it on the audience. He also lifts a lot of heavy objects with his ears – earlobe weightlifting. And a lot of great things with crowd participation. We have a whole bit about how penguins fly, and then we throw him into the crowd and they do a big crowdsurfing thing.
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Has anybody ever dropped him? Bryce Graves: Oh yeah. The first time he was dropped we were in Sweden. The stage was literally seven feet off the ground. You know, he tells the crowd what he’s going to do. And all these guys – like 10 guys – where he was running to jump for, they all had their hands up. And they thought it would be funny to move. And he flew off the stage and hit the ground. We’re talking about a guy that has no knees, and he wears braces on his legs. Instantly, I’m devastated, I ‘m thinking he’s hurt. He gets up, he gets right back up on the stage, he grabs the mic and chews those guys out, then starts it all over again. How did he become part of your show? Bryce Graves: Penguin had led a pretty sheltered life in Baltimore, and he had some health issues. He was on dialysis. He’d never really gone too far away from his house. He came to see us at Ozzfest, as a spectator. I went right up to him and said Dude, you have hot to come and hang out with us. When I first met him, he was 20, and his mother had taken care of him his whole life. He had to kind of prove to her that not only was he grown up, but he could be responsible and take his medications. He got a kidney transplant, and now he flies home every month to do blood tests, just to make sure his levels are all right. We’ve been on the road together for a couple years, and there haven’t been any problems at all. CS Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow Where: Wormhole, 2307 Bull Street When: At 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 13 Tickets: $10 Online: www.wormholebar.com Artist’s Web site: www.hellzapoppin.com
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Brothers Grim was an authentic, turn–of–the–century, old–style sideshow. I took it on the Ozzfest, Vans Warped and the Family Values tours, a bunch of shows like that. And it was difficult to sell to the audience – I wanted to focus on a younger demographic, and because it was an older–style show, the kids just didn’t get it. That’s one reason why I broke off. I wanted to make it more modern, something more of a rock show. Kind of like Iron Maiden meets GWAR meets Tom Waits and sideshow blended together. That’s what I’ve done with Hellzapoppin. And it’s been great. We went to Europe with Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, then came back and toured with Mudvayne, Static–X and Black Label Society. And after this club tour we’ll hit Sweden, Finland and Norway. In October we’re going to tour around the country performing in old, historic – and hopefully haunted – graveyards.
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Friday, January 29
11 am - Lecture on Physical Game Design by Andrew Hieronymi
11 am - Solar Robot Workshop with Christian Cerrito (Ages 15 and up) Royce Learning Center,
1-6 pm - Designing Casual Games Workshop with Andrew Hieronymi, Part I
4 Oglethorpe Professional Blvd. Artist and NYU instructor Christian Cerrito returns to the Pulse Festival to lead a workshop on creating small, solar-powered robots.
( Ages 16 and up) / SCAD (specific location TBA) Artist and SCAD professor Andrew Hieronymi will lead a two-day computer game design workshop. Using a camera as an input device, participants will design a game with a computer vision interface and document it in a short movie. Prior knowledge of scripting languages is recommended.
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6 pm - Film: Copyright Criminals Can you own a sound? Years before people started downloading and remixing music, hiphop sampling sparked a debate about copyright, creativity, and technological change that still rages today. Part of PBS’s Independent Lens series (65 minutes). www.copyrightcriminals.com
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Sunday, January 24 10 am-6 pm - Designing Casual Games Workshop with Andrew Hieronymi, Part II
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INSTALLATIONS/EXHIBITIONS Counterillumination (C-2010), Shih Chieh Huang In this installation of interactive sculpture, New York-based artist Shih Chieh Huang transforms everyday items and common, household electronic devices into dynamic, lifelike entities which inhabit an artificial organic environment of his creation.
Body Beats, Thomas Chan and Si Cho Body Beats is a musical wall sequencer that uses facial recognition software to allow participants to create a melody using their bodies.
Virtual Ground, Andrew Hieronymi This multi-player physical game installation utilizes computer vision and full-body interaction. Players connected by projected lines attempt to control a rebounding particle in order to light up a grid in this large floor projection.
Taking place outside the Jepson Center in York Lane, this installation is a meditation on travel which never reaches a destination. Through a mix of projected imagery—architectural structures, traffic signs, and other cultural signals—the interactive work will place audience members in a state of urban dislocation. The Medeology Collective includes artists Allessandro Imperato, Kelley McKlung, James Gladman, and Matthew Akers.
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6 pm - Lecture by Shih Chieh Huang Shih Chieh Huang will give a talk on the evolution of his organic environmental installations of electronic creatures made from mundane objects, and his sources of inspiration in both the manmade and natural worlds.
The Savannah Bicycle Campaign will lead a casual, 5-mile, nighttime bike ride through downtown Savannah. The ride will end with a pedal through the Medeology Collective’s interactive installation. (A front white headlight is required for all riders, and helmets
Designer, technologist, and author Diana Eng will lead a workshop in which participants learn how to make a light-up garment by sewing with conductive thread. Prior sewing experience is recommended.
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4 pm - Workshop: “Sewing with Conductive Threads to make a Light-up Garment” with Diana Eng (Ages 15 and up)
4 pm - Inflatable Sculpture Workshop with Shih Chieh Huang
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The latest video projection from the infamous duo DR. Z and HEBERMEHL consists of recent paintings and drawings from the two artists set to motion.
Wednesday, January 27
Thomas Chan and Si Cho will discuss their installation Body Beats as well as prior interactive design projects, and Shih Chieh Huang will answer questions regarding his work Counterillumination (C-2010).
Teens and adults can participate in the creation of a large inflatable sculpture in the Telfair’s Eckburg Atrium.
6-9 pm - Projection: Wall Blast
Timothy Jackson’s interactive installation explores the dynamic nature of human perception.
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Saturday, January 30 2-5 pm - Art and Technology Expo/Family Day
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The afternoon of art- and technology-related offerings will include hands-on activities for children, robot demonstrations by Christian Cerrito and Savannah robotics teams, and more! At 2 pm, Kevin Lawver, developer of Ficly.com, will give a lecture and demonstration for families entitled “Enabling Creativity: Software That Encourages Creation and Exploration.” At 3 pm, the Savannah/Atlanta group the Wiitles will give a performance of their programmed music using Nintendo Wii game system remotes.
6 pm - Lecture by Diana Eng: “Fashion Geek” Multi-talented fashion designer Diana Eng is widely known for her inflatable dress, which made the cover of ID Magazine, and through her appearance as a contestant on season 2 of the hit TV show Project Runway. She currently designs in the New York fashion industry, her work appearing in international exhibitions and in such publications as Women’s Wear Daily, Wired, and Craft Magazine. Diana is a founding member of the Brooklyn-based hacker group NYC Resistor, blogs on wearable technology, and is author of the new book Fashion Geek: Clothing,
Illumination Station, Timothy Jackson Illumination Station is an interactive installation work meant to engage the imagination via a luminous painting and an interactive, illuminated drawing table.
Organic Constructions, Kenneth A. Huff Huff’s long-term series of print works is inspired by the intricate patterns and forms of nature and implemented using the digital tools of motion picture visual effects.
The Legislation Visualizer, Chito Lapena This new work allows participants to visualize the transition of bills through their various states, from drafting to signing into legislation in the U.S. Congress.
Friday, January 22 6 pm - Performance by L.E.M.U.R. (League of Electronic Musical Urban Robots) with Zemi 17 and the GamelaTron 2009 Pulse Festival favorite L.E.M.U.R. returns to the Telfair for a concert with artist Zemi 17—who combines traditional Indonesian music and storytelling with a modern DJ sensibility—and the GamelaTron, a robotic instrument inspired by the Indonesian gamelan.
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The Telfair’s Pulse Festival opens next week to kick off eleven days of future shock by Patrick Rodgers | patrick@connectsavannah.com
From solar powered robots to art that knows when you’re looking at it, get ready for a look into the future. Next week, the Telfair’s arts and technology festival, known as Pulse, kicks off an eleven day showcase of installations, workshops, lectures and performances from a scintillating mix of artists, geeks and scientists presenting programming that you won’t need an advanced degree to enjoy. You won’t need a lot of money either, because all of the festival’s events are free (although some do require registration in advance). “The festival is not an esoteric sort of program where you’re going to a conference and you’re listening to very specialized language,” says Harry Delorme, Senior Curator of Education at the Telfair. “I’m very concerned with being a very accessible festival.” Now entering its second year as an official “festival,” Pulse actually began three years ago as a short string of technology programs that has now grown into a comprehensive series that will illustrate emerging technologies’ impact on fashion, music, art, video games and the human experience. No small feat. “Some of these installations will give audiences here a chance to see the world a little differently and create a potential in the technology that’s around us as well as some of the new technology and new media that artists are working with,” says Delorme. The festival opens Wednesday, January 20 with an impressive pair of installations from internationally acclaimed artists. The first, which will actually remain in the Jepson on display beyond Pulse is Counterillumination by Shih Chieh Huang, who is known for transforming everyday objects ranging from
over–the–counter consumer electronics to water bottles and plastic bags into elaborate alien environments. The second installation, called Body Beats, by Thomas Chan and Si Cho is musical sequencer combined with facial recognition software that allows participants to create melodies with their body parts. One of the non–local acts who is returning after a well–received performance during last year’s festival is Eric Singer, who is the founder of L.E.M.U.R., the League of Electronic Musical Urban Robots. On Friday, January 22, Singer will be joined by fellow L.E.M.U.R. artist Zemi17 and the duo will unleash their new invention, called the GamelaTron, a robotic version of a traditional Indonesian gamelon choir. “This will be the furthest it’s ever travelled,” explains Singer, who must, after inventing these robotic musicians, find ways to transport them around the world. “The thing is, no one makes a case for a GamelaTron or any part of it. We have to make our own.” Although building robots that make music seems unassailably awesome, Singer is clear that it is the music, not the engineering that is the most important part of what L.E.M.U.R. does. “There’s the cool tech factor to the robots, but if the music isn’t there, if human expression isn’t part of the process, then all you have is gadgets,” he explains. “I wanted it to be about a new way of making music.” And that’s all in the first few days. As the rest of the festival unwinds, programs will touch on fashion technology workshops to outdoor video installations and more.
“I think we’ve got some really exciting folks coming in for the festival,” says Delorme. But, the festival isn’t just about importing exciting eccentricities from around the country, and Delorme remains focused on highlighting some of the interesting artists and projects that are here locally too. “I want to give these local artists working with technology a chance to show their work or try new things.” One of those local talents is SCAD professor Andrew Hieronymi, who is a member of the Interactive Design department, and an accomplished artist in his own right, whose work has been exhibited at shows around the world. During Pulse, he’ll be conducting a workshop in Casual Game Design, and he’ll debut a new installation piece, which he hopes to take beyond Savannah very soon. “This new installation I’m showing here, which is a first, I hope I’ll be able to show it a bunch of places,” says Hieronymi. The “casual” in his workshop title describes the relaxed pace of the games participants will be designing, not the availability of the technology that goes into making them. Although designing a game from beginning to end can take months or years, Hieronymi will show break participants up into teams who each design basic game concepts. Then using something called computer vision and a projector, everyone will interact in their new games. “Computer vision is very simple,” Hieronymi explains. “It’s just the idea that you’re using a camera to track and make sense of what’s in front of it.” Instead of using complicated motion capture suits, a camera recognizes the
motion of a user’s silhouette and sends that to a computer. The computer than takes that and translates it, using open source software, into something that is used to control the graphics that are projected onto the screen. Basically, you move around in front of the camera, and in real time, you are controlling a character in a game you and your team just designed. Whoah. Interactivity is part of what makes Pulse such a unique offering at the museum. Unlike the average visit to observe art, this is one festival that allows visitors to participate and to hopefully gain something more in the process. “I hope that they’ll be excited and challenged,” says Delorme. “I hope they’ll be engaged in a participatory way.” Even though technology can begin to seem mundane in an age when every tween has a cell phone and never known a world without the internet, Delorme sees the 11 days of Pulse as an opportunity for everyone, especially young people, to see beyond the ubiquity of gadgets, and understand not only the engineering behind them, but the capabilities for self–expression that exist beyond them. “I want local students, kids, to feel that they have some sort of connection to this, and that this is something they can do,” says Delorme. “Technology is not just something to be consumed, it can be used for creative purposes.” cs To get a full schedule of events, visit www.telfair.org and to reserve space for programs that require registration call 912–790–8822.
Allesandra Hoshor — The Sentient Bean’s featured artist for the month works with silver gelatin, polaroid pack film, oil, ink, acrylic, and watercolor on cloth to produce stunning, spontaneous images. The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave.
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Art-O-Rama — A multi-media group show featuring a diverse range of local artists, including Betsy Cain, Matt Hebermehl, John Olenyik and more. Opening reception: 1/29, 7-9pm (w/ after party at T-Rex Mex). Atwell’s Art and Frames , 228 W. Broughton St. Black Heritage Month Show — A trio of local artists. The show features Gullah-inspired sculptures from Judy Mooney and paintings from Richard Law and William Kwamena-Poh. Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Cognatypes — Photographer Christian Cognazzo utilizes a variety of techniques to create abstract images using photograph paper but no camera. Opening reception: Jan. 14, 6-9pm Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Doublethink — An exhibition by SCAD Atlanta foundations faculty Rocio Rodriguez and Martha Whittington, whose works share many complementary aesthetic and conceptual properties. Pinnacle Gallery, 320 E. Liberty St. Ever Present and in Motion — A juried show addressing the theme of change from the perspective of 15 faculty members from SCAD’s Atlanta and Savannah locations. Pei Ling Chan Gallery , 322 MLK Jr. Blvd. Floral Exhibit — A new collection of flower images by local photographer Margaret Brennan. Cutter’s Point Coffee, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Outlining the Past — A thesis exhibit featuring work by Abby Johnson combining embroidery, screen printing and dyes on layers of fabric to explore the bonds of collective memory. Hall Street Gallery, 212 W. Hall Photography of P.H. Polk — A collection of photos from African American photographer P.H. Polk taken during the 1930-40s while at the Tuskegee Institute, and featuring subjects ranging from rural life to historical figures. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St.
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Work by Roosevelt Watson at SSU; reception Friday Shared Spaces — Exhibition of the work by Kip Bradley and Lisa Alvarez Bradley. Opening Reception 1/15, 12-3pm. AASU Fine Arts Building, 11935 Abercorn St. Spatial Relations: Recent Editions from Pace Prints — Featuring prints on paper, wood and fabric by 11 internationally acclaimed artists who utilize a wide range of techniques in their depictions of spatial imagery-from interior and architectural scapes, to abstracted and formalist space. Alexander Hall, 668 Indian St. Spring Bouquet — A new series of floral photography from Margaret Brennan Cutter’s Point Coffee, 7360 Skidaway Rd The Journey: Large Format Photography by Ben Ham — New work from the nationally renowned photographer, heavily inspired by Ansel Adams. He shoots in black and white using an old 8x10 field camera. Arts Center of Coastal Carolina, Hilton Head Island http:// www.artshhi.com/
Til Death Do Us Part — An exhibition of work by Roosevelt Watson III that combines found objects with a colorful, expressionistic palette. Opening reception: 1/15, 6-8pm. SSU Social Sciences Building U-C-E-R Show — A one-day group exhibit on Sunday, 1/17, from 3-10 pm, featuring Abel Oner and JAS7, among others, that includes graffiti, film, printed materials and more. Star Gallery, 122 E. Henry St. 3rd Floor Wild is the Wind — A group show organized as part of the “Africa on My Mind: Contemporary Art, Home and Abroad” exhibition series held in conjunction with SCAD’s Third Biennial Art History Symposium. Gutstein Gallery , 201 E. Broughton St. Work by William Rousseau and Luba Lowry — Rousseau, a former director of the Telfair, paints locally inspired scenes and landscapes. Lowry is a painter and fashion designer who has done murals and exhibitions around the world. JEA Art Gallery, 5111 Abercorn St. cs
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Reconsidering Chardonnay Chardonnay gets a bum rap, let’s face it. This ubiquitous white wine became a mundane staple of house wine lists everywhere. It became the poster child for boring party wines and even gave rise to it’s own mantra: ABC — Anything But Chardonnay. I’m guilty of a little disdain myself. Sure, I like Chardonnay, but to identify a column–worthy label seems like a no–win scenario. So many Chardonnay’s, so little space. OK, so I’ll turn over a new leaf in the New Year. One reason wine drinkers are blessed, or cursed, with so many Chardonnays is malleability to conform to so many different wine–making techniques. The open character of the grape responds as well to long, cool fermentation in stainless steel as it does to aging in oak barrels. In fact, it is one of few white varietals that can stand up to new oak — and live to tell its own story. That same muscle allows Chardonnay, when blended with other grapes, to retain some of its own hallmarks. And that story is as varied as the manner in which the wine is aged. Typical descriptors — some of which are seemingly in contradiction — include citrus, floral, apple, pear and even honey. Keep in mind, too, that the red–headed stepchild we call Chardonnay is almost entirely consumed in France as Champagne or as decadent and delicious bourgogne. Differing styles could be blamed for the backlash against Chardonnay. The oaky, buttery California Chardonnay that rose to popularity in the 1980s is also the same wine that led to Chardonnay’s demise. There are still plenty of examples of these wines out there, but today’s Chardonnays offer much greater balance and the best ones are succulent
expressions of this very ripe tasting grape. Here are my thoughts on a trio of Chardonnays to try: Four Vines 2008 Santa Barbara Naked Chardonnay: Why “naked?” Because this pristine, stainless–steel fermented Chard has not even passed by an old oaken barrel. For you who shun the wood, this one’s for you! No malolactic fermentation — the process that creates buttery characteristics in Chardonnay — occurred. Drinkers are left with a high acid wine that tastes of crisp apple, peach and pear — along with a hint of minerality and citrus. This wine is a sauteed scallop’s best friend. Charles Smith 2007 Eve Chardonnay: A long, slow ripening season adds to the beauty of this highly affordable and nicely oaked Chardonnay from near legendary Charles Smith. The Washington state wine was fermented in stainless steel and aged in French oak, only 15 percent of which was new, for 10 months. It is lean, crisp — very Chablis–like in character. You should experience a nice mouthfeel with this wine — and experience beautiful traces of apples and honey with a trace of chalky minerals on the finish. Invite Eve over for grilled shrimp and Thai dipping sauce. Chalone Vineyards 2007 Monterey Chardonnay: Depend on a complex mix of subtle pear, mineral, pleasant earthy notes and floral scents from this California Central Coast vineyard. The label has had its ups and downs — but the last couple of vintages indicate a turning point. The slightly pricier ’07 Chard Reserve even earned 29th place in Wine Spectator’s Top 100 Wines of 2009. Gently sweet oak tones add character; minerality insures a clean finish. This is a Chardonnay that’s as tasty as it is affordable. Put on barbecued chicken for this elegant wine. cs
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Harris Baking Co.
There was no one happier than me when Sam Harris opened his downtown bakery in 2007 — and it’s been a joy to watch the business and the
products grow better and better. As I hustled by one cold day last week, I was gob–smacked to a stop by the menu board: Okra Gumbo. A queue of indecisive and eccentric diners teamed with a slow ordertaker to push my wait in line to nearly 15 minutes — too long considering that only three people were in front of me. This is not a quick lunch stop — it’s a place to languish and take in the great smells. The gumbo was beautifully made, thick, rich and piping hot. The okra had cooked down to bits and seeds; the onion and celery were succulent and tender. The big chunks of tomato were garden flavorful. Of course, a generous piece of sourdough bread that was heavenly soft inside and nicely crisp on the outside was perfect for pushing bites onto my spoon and mopping up every delicious morsel. Harris’ style is influenced by his European and San Francisco training — and a life–long heritage of being in the family’s restaurant business. I didn’t know the bakery also served a great cup of coffee, but celebrated that news with my dessert — a plump, brown cinnamon roll. It was textbook–perfect in construction and offered a great balance of sweet glaze and cinnamon filling. What a wonderful respite on a cold winter day. 102 E. Liberty Lane (northwest corner of Drayton Tower)/233–6400
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Juan Manuel Rodriguez of Southside’s Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant is busily working on a new downtown restaurant that will be located in the former Metro Coffee House location at 402 MLK Blvd. Juan Manuel has some serious culinary chops — I love swapping cooking stories and recipes with him. He promised to keep me in the loop — I’ll let you know when opening day nears. In true Savannah fashion, everyone — and I mean everyone — crushed into little Leoci’s Trattoria beginning on opening day and haven’t let up. If you went and didn’t have the best experience, give Chef Roberto a few weeks and try back. Honestly, we’re all enthusiastic to have great Italian food, but we’ve nearly killed the guy. The buzz is that P.F. Chang’s — an early adopter of the stalled Savannah River Landing project — is still beating the bushes for a Savannah location. Apparently, they’ve trained their sights on Broughton Street. The curious part of me wonders why the folks who frequent Blowin’ Smoke BBQ’s outdoor area don’t seem to move inside to eat in the winter — they just stay home. Same good food, same cold beer — and I bet Brian will turn up the music — or not. cs
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Emily Saliers, one–half of the Decatur–based songwriting super–team St. Patrick’s Day comes on March 17, Indigo Girls, is coming to Savannah and while it’s all about celebrating Irish Jan 22 and 23 for performances at heritage (and, well, celebrating in generWesley Monumental United Methodist al) there isn’t exactly an overabundance Church’s Wesley Gardens facility on the of authentic Irish culture. The parade is south side. She’ll be playing, singing and something, of course, but should you be talking with her father Don Saliers, desirous of a bit o’ bodhran, Uilleann the emeritus William R. Cannon pipes, fiddles and pennywhistles, Distinguished Professor of Theolyou’d do well to attend the Savanogy and Worship, as well as the nah Irish Festival. former director of the The 18th all–Irish event is Master of Sacred full speed ahead for Feb. 12–14 Music Program at at the Savannah Civic Center. the Candler School The first event, as always is of Theology, Emory a “cieli” – or University. “party,” The daddy/daughter in the duo has written a book, A Gaelic of Song to Sing, a Life to Live: old – in Reflections which there is on Music music, and spiras Spiritual its, and plenty of Practice, and dancing. For your $5 their live admission, you will be show is called Seamus Kennedy taught (as part of a group) “Saturday Night and the art of Irish folk dancing. It Sunday Morning: A Musical all starts at 6:30 p.m. Conversation.” All the better to prepare you for the There are two performances: At 7 next few days in the Martin Luther p.m. Jan. 22, and 9:30 a.m. Jan. 23 (this King Arena. There are two stages, with one is scheduled to last until 2:30 in the continuous entertainment, kids’ fun ‘n’ afternoon). Tickets, $35, are limited; see games, Celtic cultural and history leswww.wesleymonumental to get all the sons, loads of vendors selling Irish– registration info. themed stuff, food and beverage. Hours are 10:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 13, and noon–7 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 14. The latter, of course, is Valentine’s Day. Top o’the pops, entertainment–wise, is Belfast native Seamus Kennedy, a joke–telling, stage–owning, singing and storytelling fireball of an Irishman. Also performing will be the bands Henri’s Notions, Slide, Legacy, Na Fidleiri, the Savannah Cieli Band and Roger Drawdy and the Firestarters. Savannah’s professional Irishman, the estimable Harry O’Donoghue, will appear as well. Weekend admission is $12 per day, or $16 for the pair of days, and children 14 and under get in free. See www.savannahirish.org for more info.
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There is a presumption, Jim Reed believes, that his weekly film screenings at the Sentient Bean are nothing more than kitsch, with titles like Beach Blanket Mutants From the Planet Picard and The Nazi That Ate Chicago.
Cult favorites: “The Wicker Man” (Jan. 27) and “The Trial” (Jan. 20).
Reed’s Psychotronic Film Society does, to be sure, occasionally feature cult movies that are – in the parlance of the film geek – so bad they’re good. But there’s much more to it than projecting some cinematic cheese on the wall, as he wants to prove with this week’s seventh annual Psychotronic Film Festival. “The overwhelming majority of films that I show are not bad,” Reed explains. “They’re not even ‘so bad they’re good.’ They’re actually really interesting, good films that have fallen through
Delectable cheese: “Five Million Years to Earth” (Jan. 19); “Spider Baby”(Jan. 29).
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the cracks, for whatever reason. They obscure. The only people that really didn’t have a famous star, or the proper knew about that film were either pracdistribution, or they were misunderticing pagans or die–hard horror film stood in their time.” aficionados. That’s one of those movies The technical definition of the word where a lot of people have heard of it, psychotronic – it’s an umbrella term but most have never seen it. I take a cerused by movie aficionados – is “quirky tain delight in screening films like that. and obscure.” They are, to the reel, When is a film “so bad it’s good”? independent films. What’s the allure of a bad movie? The 2010 festival, featuring one movie per weeknight Jan. 18-29, includes Jim Reed: It’s become a genre in and of itself, by accident. Most people don’t Orson Welles’ adaptation of Kafka’s The like to admit this, but there is someTrial, Paul Bartel’s scathing comedy Scenes From the Class Struggle in Beverly thing spectacularly entertaining about Hills, 5 Million Years to Earth, from watching two trains collide. You know England’s legendary house of horror people are being hurt, you don’t want people to be hurt, but the sheer destrucHammer Films, and the original version tion is tantalizing. of The Wicker Man (a rarely seen cult classic). Very few Alongside people set these are titles out to make a bad movie. like Tomorrow I’ll Wake Up and Most people Scald Myself With who make Tea, Spider Baby a film have and At Midnight, to convince themselves that I’ll Take Your Soul. they are makSo there’s ing something something, of lasting worth quite literally, and a certain amount of brilfor everybody. Reed takes his liance. Because work very seriof the amount ously, screening a of money it dozen films every takes, and the amount of month before settling on the four or Director Paul Bartel’s dark comedy people you have five that make it to “Scenes From the Class Struggle in Bev- to get on your the Sentient Bean’s erly Hills” screens Jan. 21. side. screening room. Sometimes that all goes horribly awry, for whatever “I’m more concerned with showing underrated films,’ he says, ”regardless of reason, and you wind up with a film their notoriety. that’s filled with plot holes, the script “I’m looking for the polarized makes no sense, or the special effects extremes, because that’s where you find are completely unrealistic and they take the best art.” you out of the illusion of the film. Or they couldn’t afford the best actor – all You can’t always get what you want. But you just might find you get what they could afford was the worst actor ... you need. In my experience, movies that are so bad they’re good are films that are You don’t just focus on weirdo films, made by true believers. They are made which seems to stretch the accepted by passionate, dedicated – and horribly definition of the word psychotronic. misguided – people who are convinced Jim Reed: If we lived in a market where they’re the next Welles, or the next we regularly got public screenings of Spielberg. When in reality, they probably shouldn’t be making a movie. independent, experimental or foreign films, then everything the Psychotronic Film Society did would be really obscure and bizarre. But I have to grade on a curve. My psychotronic tent is a At Midnight, I’ll Take Your Soul lot bigger than most, if that makes any (1964). Bizarre Brazilian B&W shocker sense. about a remote village terrorized by For example, up through the early their violent undertaker. This is the ‘90s, The Wicker Man was incredibly
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film Reed is most excited about. “It’s not for the faint–hearted,” he says. “A lot of people may find it offensive. It’s a very bizarre film, and it’s the most psychotronic film in the entire festival.” Friday, Jan. 22. Bare Knuckles (1977). Gritty, violent disco–era grindhouse film about bounty hunters in Los Angeles, directed by the inimitable Don Edmonds (Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS). Monday, Jan. 25. Bone (1972). Sci–fi and B–movie writer/director Larry Cohen (It’s Alive, The Invaders) had a tough time with this very dark comedy starring Yaphet Kotto as a serial rapist terrorizing a snarky suburban couple in their home. The film was pulled from distribution, re–edited, and re–titled Housewife, in an attempt to focus on one of the supporting characters. Then it was re–edited again and pitched as a horror movie called Dial Rat For Terror. “It’s a message movie, but the message never got delivered,” Reed explains. “It’s a movie about very intense, serious actors kind of going at each other for a while. It’s caustic and provocative, very well made, but it’s not a lightweight piece of fluff. It really requires the viewer to pay attention.” Monday, Jan. 18. Five Million Years to Earth (1967). Also known as Quartermass & the Pit, this British creeper from the legendary Hammer Film Studios finds a long–dormant swarm of alien locusts buried beneath contemporary London, and ready to be awakened and take over the planet. Tuesday, Jan. 19. Scenes From the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989). Paul Bartel (Eating
Larry Cohen’s tense racial drama Bone went under the editing knife in 1972, and was re-released as Housewife. It wasn’t a box-office hit either time.
Raoul) directed this raw “high society farce” with Jaqueline Bissett, Ray Sharkey and Wallace Shawn. Says Reed: “I think it’s the greatest American comedy you never saw. In a perfect world, this would have been a huge box office hit in 1989. It’s horribly, unjustly overlooked. And it’s never been released on DVD.” Thursday, Jan. 21. Spider Baby (1968). Lon Chaney, Jr. – the one–time Wolfman – stars in B– movie titan Jack Hill’s tale of sinister go-
ings–on ... Reed calls it a cross between The Addams Family and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “It’s a low–budget satire about an inbred, bizarre family that lives in a creepy mansion and attacks people.” Friday, Jan. 29. Tampopo (1985). Japanese with subtitles. According to Reed, “it has been described by critics and viewers as funny, touching, shocking, sensual, weird, thoughtful and cute – and as a brilliantly constructed insight into Japa-
nese culture’s twin obsessions: food and custom.” Tuesday, Jan. 26. Tomorrow I’ll Wake Up and Scald Myself With Tea (1977). Apparently they don’t come much weirder than this Czechoslovakian sci–fi yarn about a time–traveling Nazi who attempts to give Hitler the H–bomb, so he can win the war. Thursday, Jan. 28. The Trial (1962). Orson Welles was long past his Citizen Kane glory days when he directed this surreal, intense adaptation of the Franz Kafka novel, starring Anthony Perkins as an innocent man trapped inside a corrupt and venal legal system. It was a huge flop and has rarely been seen, but Reed says that “many people consider it the finest piece of filmmaking Orson Welles ever did.” Wednesday, Jan. 20. The Wicker Man (1973). Fully restored “director’s cut” of a disturbing and violent British classic about pagan rituals on a remote island. “I think it’s one of the greatest suspense/ horror films ever made,” Reed says. “I’m hoping that people don’t stay away because they saw the terrible Nicolas Cage remake. They’re night and day.” Wednesday, Jan. 27. CS Psychotronic Film Festival Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. When: Screenings weeknights at 8 p.m. (seating starts at 7:30) Admission: $6 (seating is limited to 50 people per night) Online: www.myspace.com/psychotronicfilms
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The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus The late Henry Fonda had the good fortune of ending his distinguished film career with an Oscar–winning performance in the popular On Golden Pond, while, on the opposite end of the spectrum, both Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin found their mutual swan song to be the Hall of Shame turkey Cannonball Run II. Most stars, however, bow out in a less conspicuous manner via a film that’s neither exemplary nor execrable, and that’s certainly the case with Heath Ledger.
Ledger’s last completed film before his tragic death was, of course, The Dark Knight, for which he won a richly deserved Academy Award as The Joker. But the actor was already hard at work on Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus when he accidentally OD’ed on prescription pills. Rather than close shop on the entire production, Gilliam found a way to finish the film without his leading man. Gilliam’s ingenuity in this matter is to be commended, even though one wishes the end result was a better tribute to a remarkable talent taken before his time. Ledger, for the record, doesn’t play the doctor of the title. That role falls to Christopher Plummer, whose Parnassus can be seen as Gilliam’s own thinly disguised view of himself –– a visionary whose primary desire is to demonstrate his brilliance to a world that often isn’t capable of handling it. The head of a traveling show that stirs vague thoughts of the one from Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal (Gilliam’s pictures are occasionally steeped in movie lore), Parnassus once made a deal with the devilish emissary Mr. Nick (a welcome Tom Waits), a bargain that granted him immortality but now means he’ll be forced to hand over his teenage daughter Valentina (promising newcomer Lily Cole) on her next birthday. As Parnassus renegotiates the deadly deal with Nick (more shades of The Seventh Seal), he and the other members of his troupe – Valentina, the sensible Percy (Verne Troyer, Austin Powers’ diminutive Mini Me) and the annoying Anton (Andrew Garfield) – are joined on the road by the rakish Tony (Ledger), an amnesiac on the run.
The centerpiece of Doctor Parnassus’ show is a magic mirror that harbors a fantastic landscape on the other side. The visions that greet those passing through are sometimes delightful, sometimes dangerous, but always eye–popping –– think of a cross between Alice’s Wonderland, Yellow Submarine’s Pepperland and Gilliam’s own creations as part of the Monty Python gang. And it’s on the other side of the looking glass where Gilliam solves the problem created by Ledger’s passing. As long as the character of Tony remains in the real world, he’s played by Ledger, but after he goes through the mirror, he’s portrayed first by Johnny Depp, then Jude Law, and finally Colin Farrell. It’s arguably the best possible solution to an impossible dilemma, but it’s not as if the film’s troubles ever began and ended with Ledger. Instead, Gilliam, whose last two pictures were the 10–Worst–list placeholder The Brothers Grimm (with Ledger) and the barely seen Tideland, has once again allowed the visuals to overwhelm all other aspects of the production. Co–writing the script with frequent collaborator Charles McKeown, he has crafted a messy tale that gets tangled up in its own garbled plot strands (some surprisingly trite) and shortchanges the actors by giving them ill–defined characters to play. To be fair, the screenplay might have been more finely tuned before Ledger’s death forced some tinkering, but based on the excesses of several of Gilliam’s past pictures, there’s a sense that the original draft wasn’t much more polished than what finally made it to the screen. Ledger is effortlessly charming (and clocks more screen time than I had anticipated), but Tony is a thin role, all the more so when compared to the actor’s meaty parts in Brokeback Mountain and The Dark Knight. Still, fans will want to catch this final screen appearance, even if it comes wrapped in regret. Because once we see him stepping through that mirror for the last time, we know he won’t be coming back to us.
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and figuratively – before it reaches the finish line. As Ryan jets all over the country doing his job – the opposite of The Accidental Tourist’s Macon Leary, he loves traveling and hates the handful of days a year he’s forced to spend at home – he makes the acquaintance of a fellow frequent flyer (Vera Farmiga), and they strike up a romance that’s among the sexiest and most adult placed on screen in some time. Yet Ryan’s carefully constructed life threatens to crash and burn when his company’s latest hire (Anna Kendrick), a whiz kid just out of college, implements a plan that will require the grounding of all employees, including Ryan. Penning the script with Sheldon Turner, director Jason Reitman (now 3–for–3 following Juno and Thank You for Smoking) has created a timely seriocomic work that manages to be breezy without once diminishing the sobering realities that constantly hover around the picture’s edges (for starters, the fired employees interviewed in the film are not actors but real workers who were let go from their jobs). Farmiga and Kendrick are excellent as the two women who unexpectedly alter the direction of Ryan’s life, yet it’s Clooney, in his best screen work to date, who’s most responsible for earning this magnificent movie its wings.
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avatar The only film capable of surpassing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as the Fanboy Fave of 2009, James Cameron’s massively hyped Avatar at least differs from Michael Bay’s boondoggle in that it’s, you know, entertaining. On the other hand, the notion that it represents the next revolution in cinema is nothing more than studio-driven hyperbole, because while the 3-D visuals might rate four stars, Cameron’s steady but unexceptional screenplay guarantees that this falls well below more compatible marriages of substance and style found in such celluloid groundbreakers as the original King Kong, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Toy Story and Cameron’s own Terminator films. Here, the story meshes Dances With Wolves and Pocahontas with, amusingly enough, the animated flop Battle for Terra - it’s the year 2154, and the Americans have decided to destroy the indigenous people on a distant planet in order to plunder the land and make off with its riches. Avatar is rarely deeper than an average Garfield strip, but Cameron’s creation of a new world demands to be seen at least once.
SHERLOCK HOLMES The stench of Van Helsing hung heavy over the trailer for this interpretation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s sleuth extraordinaire – hyperkinetic editing, loopy deviations from the source, an unintelligible plot – but the end result turns out to be far more successful than those early warning signs indicated. Not a great film by any stretch of the imagination, director Guy Ritchie’s full–speed–ahead effort still qualifies as decent holiday–season fare, with Robert Downey Jr. vigorously portraying Holmes as a brawny, brainy gentleman–lout and Jude Law providing measured counterpoint as sidekick Dr. Watson. The storyline isn’t always interesting as much as it’s overextended – at least one plot strand could have been excised – and Ritchie’s pumped–up techniques often make this feel less like a movie and more like a video game promo. But there’s still plenty to enjoy here, and the ending all but guarantees a sequel – box office returns be damned.
IT’S COMPLICATED After the triumph of Julie & Julia, Meryl Streep heads back to the kitchen for an erratic comedy in which she plays Jane, a successful baker and restaurateur who, a decade after divorcing Jake (Alec Baldwin), finds herself cast in the role of the “other woman” once she embarks on an affair with her remarried ex. Writer–director Nancy Meyers (Something’s Gotta Give) surprisingly goes too easy on the character of Jake, a decision that leaves a bad taste and drains some of the fun out of this otherwise agreeable (if rarely uproarious) bauble. But Streep’s comic chops remain strong, and the film gets a significant boost from the presence of Steve Martin as a sensitive architect who finds himself drawn to Jane.
NINE The biggest disappointment of the holiday season – make that the biggest disappointment of the year – Rob Marshall’s second celluloid musical (after the accomplished Chicago) proves to be both tone deaf and flat–footed. Based on the Broadway musical this lumbering eye sore (mis)casts Daniel Day–Lewis as egotistical film director Guido Contini, who juggles all the women in his life (played by five Oscar winners ... and Kate Hudson) while
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Two city slickers whose knowledge of world history extends only to the NYC boroughs are forced through contrived situations to stay in rural America, where they adapt to regional cuisine (lots of mayonnaise), view animals as alien beings and remain leery of the locals. If you’ve heard that one, then you’ve certainly heard about the Morgans, a dimwitted comedy in which an estranged couple (Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker) find themselves hiding out in Wyoming after they witness a murder back in the Big Apple. Here’s yet another movie that should be neither seen nor heard.
The Princess And The Frog Given the Disney studio’s recent disdain toward traditional hand–drawn animation, it’s sometimes hard to believe this was the company that over seven decades ago proved that toon flicks deserved to be on the big screen as much as their live–action counterparts. After all, the outfit with countless classics under its belt, some as recent as the 1990s (Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King), had all but abandoned the format in this new century, squarely throwing its support behind computer–animated fare and releasing a scattering of old–school mediocrities (like Treasure Planet) that were saddled with limp scripts and uninspired voice casting. So is The Princess and the Frog the start of a new era, or merely a hiccup that will quickly be stifled? It’s hard to predict, but for now, it’s a pleasure to have an old–fashioned animated effort that actually stirs memories of past glories. Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements, the team that made
The Little Mermaid (which kicked off the modern spate of Disney classics) and Aladdin before losing their way with Hercules and Treasure Planet, The Princess and the Frog adds a decidedly jazzy spin to the venerable fairy tale. It centers on Tiana (Anika Noni Rose), a young woman living in early–20th–century New Orleans. Toiling as a waitress but longing to save enough money to open her own restaurant, Tiana finds her fate intertwined with that of Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos), a visiting royal who’s been duped by the nefarious Dr. Facilier (Keith David) and turned into a frog. Tiana reluctantly kisses the now–green Naveen in an attempt to help him turn human again (as per the fairy tale), but the plan backfires and she instead finds herself joining him in an amphibian state. The Princess and the Frog refuses to be pegged as a product of a specific period, and in that regard, it’s a welcome throwback to the timeless toon tales of yesteryear.
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INVICTUS Invictus represents a rare misstep for Clint Eastwood, - sad to say it finds the prolific 79–year–old merely coasting for more Oscar gold, tackling the sort of safe, sanitized fare that used to attract stodgy filmmakers like Richard Attenborough on a regular basis. Simplifying complicated South African issues to the level of a Berenstein Bears storybook, the movie focuses on the initial years of the presidency of Mandela (portrayed by Morgan Freeman in a competent if uninvolving performance), who emerged from decades in prison bent not on revenge against the whites who oppressed him but instead seeking unity in this post–apartheid South Africa. Finding resistance from both sides of the racial divide, the saintly leader decides to use the sport of rugby as Ground Zero for solidarity, working with the captain (a functional Matt Damon) of the country’s mostly white team to build national pride by taking them all the way to the 1995 World Cup Championship game. The first half of Invictus is the superior portion, since Mandela is front and center for most of the running time. Unfortunately, the second part devolves into a typical sports drama focusing on an underdog team battling its way through incredible odds, and this narrative direction forces Mandela to remain on the sidelines of the movie itself. CS
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attempting to jump–start production on his next picture. Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Sophia Loren and (to a lesser degree) Penelope Cruz – all are lined up against the wall and mowed down by Marshall’s indifference to their characters, a massacre that extends to his handling of the film’s aimless plotting and ugly musical numbers. An inspired sequence bursts through the gloom now and then, but the only true success story here belongs to Marion Cotillard: As Guido’s long–suffering wife, she adds the only warmth to this otherwise chilly undertaking.
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Benefits Hope House of Savannah
Activism & Politics Chatham County Campaign For Liberty
A group that is carrying the torch that Ron Paul lit for freedom and liberty. Mitch Anderson, 695-7746, or visit www.campaignforliberty. com/usa/GA/Chatham/ for dates, time and meeting place.
Chatham County Democratic Party
Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, Savannah http://www. chathamdems.com/
Purrs 4 Peace
Three minutes of simultaneous purring by cats (and honorary cats) around the world, conducted online (Facebook & Twitter) each Sunday at 3 p.m. by Savannah residents Confucius Cat and his human Staff. Details at www.ConfuciusCat.blogspot.com. Contact @ ConfuciusCat (Twitter) or Acolytes of Confucius Cat (Facebook).
Savannah Area Young Republicans
For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 308-3020.
A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.
Call for Entries “Blind Proxy”
Call for artists submissions for upcoming gallery show that explores the idea of how placing one work of art next to another can create an unanticipated dialog. Deadline 1/22, 5pm. For more info: 912.355.8204 or email info@ desotorow.org. Desotorow Gallery , http://www. desotorow.org/exhibits/call.html
Battle of the Bakers
Ronald McDonald House Charities is looking for the area’s best bakers to compete in a fundraiser competition on Feb. 6. No registration fee or minimum amount to raise to participate. Participants are asked to sign up online and start a fundraising webpage on www.firstgiv-
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Junior League of Savannah is accepting applications for 2010-2011 Community Program Development Applications. The deadline to submit applications is Feb 1, 2010. Funding and volunteers will be provided for projects within the designated focus area of women and children’s advocacy. Applicants must be registered 501c3. Applications are available online at jrleaguesavannah.org under “Community Impact & Applications” or by calling 912.790.1002.
Evelyn G. Ullman Innovative Leadership Award
Every other year, the award is bestowed on one outstanding nonprofit leader. The intent of the award is to celebrate and recognize a Georgia nonprofit leader’s impact on a community issue. Deadline for nominations is Feb. 12 at 5:00 p.m. For more info, contact Georgia Center for Nonprofits, 912-234-9688.
700 Kitchen Cooking School
Hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton Street , Savannah http://www.700kitchen. com/
Abstinence Education
Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah http://www. savstate.edu/
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For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.
Beading Classes
Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead
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Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah
Crime isn’t a Civil Right
The ongoing speech/spoken word presentation by local freelance crimefighter & communicator Nadra Enzi aka Capt. Black seeks venues to “grow safety consciousness together as one community.” For booking e-mail nadracaptblack@ymail.com
Davenport House Docent Training
Docent/tour guide training is offered in February. Docents lead tours and assist with programming for people from around the world who visit the historic house. Call Dottie/Jeff/Jamie at 236-8097 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday or email at info@davenporthousemuseum.org Davenport House, 324 E. State St. , http://www. davenporthousemuseum.org/
English as a Second Language
Have fun learning English with a teacher who has 20 years of experience. Small class sizes. Meets every Thursday from 7-8pm. Walk-ins welcome. For more info, call: 845-764-7045 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. ,
Fany’s Spanish/English Institute
Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Savannah
1/30, 9am-3pm - Participants will prepare and eat sweet and savory dishes while learning how to cook with cast iron over an open fire. To register or for more info call 912-395-1509. Oatland Island Wildlife Center,
Puppet Shows
Offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http:// www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm
Register for S.P.A.C.E. Visual Arts Classes City Dept. of Cultural Affairs offers classes in everything from pottery to stained glass and beyond. 6-8 week programs and 1-day workshops are available. Class schedule and registration forms are available online at www. savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 6516783. S.P.A.C.E. , 9 W. Henry St. ,
Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts
Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@bellsouth. net. Salvation Army Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd. , Savannah
Financial Education Workshops
Presented by Step Up Savannah and its partners. Classes on basic budgeting, managing credit, understanding credit scores, and building savings for emergencies. Banking Basics: 1/4, 2pm & 1/25, 6pm at the Bull St. Library; 1/11, 6pm at the Carnegie Library (537 E. Henry). Managing Credit: 2/1, 2pm & 2/22, 6pm at the Bull St. Library; 2/8, 6pm at the Carnegie Library. Credit Report and Scores: 3/1, 2pm & 3/22, 6pm at Bull St.; 3/8, 6pm at Carnegie. Savings: 4/5, 2pm & 4/26, 6pm at Bull St.; 4/12, 6pm at Carnegie. Reservations required. Call 691-2227
Free Tax Help for Tax Season
1/14, 5:30-7pm - Tax assistance program held at the SJ/C African American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn. For more info, call 447-6605.
Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU
The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. For bookings, call 355-3366.
German Language Classes
Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational class. There is a small fee per class. I am a native professor from Switzerland. For more info: (912) 604 3281 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave ,
Housing Authority of Savannah Classes
Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going. Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. GED/adult literacy
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Savannah Entrepreneurial Center
Offering a variety of business classes. Call 6523582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah
Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes
Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. email savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www. savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah
Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program
This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www. thestarfishcafe.org/
Thinking of Starting a Small Business
is a course offered twice a month atthe Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E. Liberty St. $50 in advance or $60 at the door. 651-3200, www.savannahabdc.org. Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E Liberty Street , Savannah http://www.sbacsav.com/
Volunteer 101
A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State
University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah. org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/
Workshops on Grant Seeking Tools and Techniques
A two part series of workshops for local nonprofits. The first program, held 1/13 from 1-4 pm, is titled “How to Locate and Approach a Foundation.” The second part, held 1/20 from 1-4pm, is titled “Building a Case for Support”. United Way Building, 428 Bull St. For more info, or to register, call the Georgia Center for NonProfits 912-234-9688. Attendance fees apply, some scholarships are available. United Way Building, 428 Bull St. , http://www.gcn.org/
Clubs & Organizations Bimmer Club of Savannah
Are you a BMW nut? Want to share your passion with others? Meet up for car shows, drives and group lessons in maintenance, etc. Email for more info: carlor2002@aol.com, or call 912308-0221 after 8pm.
Buccaneer Region SCCA
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Civil Air Patrol
Aerospace education programs and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Visit www.gawg.cap. gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah
Coastal Georgia Low Country Surfrider Foundation Meeting
The monthly meeting for the local chapter of the Surfrider foundation. The Surfrider Foundation is a grassroots, non-profit, environmental organization that works to protect our oceans, waves, and beaches. Tubby’s Tankhouse, Thunderbolt http://www.myspace.com/coastalgeorgiasurfrider
Coastal MINIs
Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah
Coffee & Conversation
Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah
Geechee Sailing Club
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Meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr ,
Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt
Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association
Meets the second Wed. of every month at 6:30 p.m. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. , Savannah
Low Country Turners
This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.
Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary
Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah
Moon River Chorus
Ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc. com/
Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)
Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:1511:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/
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Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group
International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.
Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club
A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.
Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club
Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah
Savannah Adventure Club
Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savanna-
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Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers
The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.
Savannah Brewers’ League
Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah
Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States
A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/
Savannah Fencing Club
Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.
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Savannah Jaycees
A Junior Chamber of Commerce for young professionals that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah
Savannah Newcomers Club
Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.
Savannah Parrot Head Club
Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ragsdale@ comcast.net.
Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club
Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.firstcityclub.com/
Savannah Toastmasters
Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah
| Submit your event | email: happenings@connectsavannah.com | fax: (912) 231-9932 | 1800 E. Victory Dr., Suite 7, Savannah, GA 31404 Savannah Wine Lovers
A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/savannahwine-lovers.
Savannah Writers Group
meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912-920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah
Son-shine Hour
Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 1011. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers. Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-9253940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,
Southern Wings
Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit http://southernwingswai.com.
Stitch-N’s
Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 24pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah
Tarde en Espanol
Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.
The Armstrong Center
The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000-square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah
Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts
A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.
Tybee Knights Chess Club
Meets every Wednesday, 6:30pm at Seaside Surf Coffee Shop. All levels welcome. For more info, call Will Strong, 912-604-8667. Seaside Surf Coffeeshop, Tybee Island
Tybee Performing Arts Society
meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island
Urban Professionals
Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah
Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671
Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. Savannah
Dance
Dinner 7 Days a Week 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm Happy Hour Mon-Fri 5-7pm
Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-6313452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,
Adult Intermediate Ballet
Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http:// www.ayoluwa.org/
Argentine Tango
Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30. Open to the public. Cost $2.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo. com. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd ,
Ballroom Dance Party
1/16 - Salsa Lesson starts at 7 PM. Social dance from 8-10:30 PM. Moon River Dancers. Frank G. Murray Community Center. 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. ,
Beginners Belly Dancing Classes
Wednesdays 6PM-7PM @ The Charles H. Morris Center for the Arts, 10.00$ per class, Thursdays 6:30-7:30PM @ Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 4 classes for 60$ or 17.50$ per class, and Sundays 11:40 AM-12:40 @ Tantra Lounge, 10.00$ per class. For more info contact Nicole Edge at kleokatt@gmail.com, or 912-596-0889. www.cairoonthecoast.com.
C.C. Express Dance Team
Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah
Ceili Club
Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com.
Flamenco Enthusiasts
Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes
Lunch Monday - Friday All New Southern Buffet 11:30 am - 3:00 pm
African Dance & Drum
Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,
Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo. com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah
Home Cookin’ Cloggers
Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation
2for1 Lunch or Dinner
Second entree must be equal or lesser value. Offer excludes filet mignon & lobster. Coupon not valid with any other offer. Dine-in only. Valid for parties of 6 or less. One coupon per couple.
307 E. President St. 912.236.7122 www.17hundred90.com
Expires 01/20/10. 17% gratuity added to entire check.
One North Lincoln Street at East River Street
651-9660
Irish Dance Classes
Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com or 912-7042052.
Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.
offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.
Modern Dance Class
For beginners/intermediate. Tuesdays 1011:15am. Studio at 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more information call Elizabeth at 912-3545586. Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. ,
Pole Dancing Class
For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes are held Wednesdays at 7:30pm and on Fridays by request. Call for details 912224-9667 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance. com. 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. , Savannah
Salsa Classes
Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah
Salsa Lessons
Beginners class: Mondays, 7:30-8:45pm. Intermediate class: Tuesdays, 7-8pm. No partner required. Contact : salsavannah@ gmail.com for more info. Tantra Lounge, 8 E. Broughton St. ,
Savannah Shag Club
Shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36. American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr , Thunderbolt
Shag & Beach Bop
The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop.com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,
Tribal Style Belly Dancing
Khebeyet Tribal is now offering classes in Tribal Style Belly Dance. Mondays 7-8pm at Archer Way Townhomes on Abercorn St. For more info call Maya at 912-704-2940 or email mayakali7@yahoo.com. http://www. khebeyet.com/
Events Bingo
Join in the fun every Monday and Saturday. Games start at 7:30pm. The Fraternal Order of Eagles, 5406 LaRoche Ave. ,
Tacos on Tuesdays
All you can eat tacos for $5 every Tuesday, 6-9pm. Bar available. Open to everyone. 3986732 or 354-5515. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah
Davenport House
02/14, 5-7pm - Get married in the museum’s beautiful courtyard garden and make this a Valentine’s Day to remember! Ceremonies will be offered every 10 minutes. Judge Harris Lewis will officiate. Reserve space now. Call 912-236-8097 for additional info.
“Sum Sudoku” Put one digit from 1-9 in each square of this Sudoku so that the following three conditions are met: 1) each row, column, and 3x3 box (as marked by shading in the grid) contains the digits 1–9 exactly one time; 2) no digit is repeated within any of the areas marked off by heavy black lines; and 3) the sums of the numbers in each area marked off by heavy black lines total the little number given in each of those areas. For example, the digits in the upper-leftmost square in the grid and the square directly to its right will add up to 15. Now quit wastin’ my time and solve!!!psychosudoku@hotmail.com
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The Psychotronic Film Festival
1/18-29: A celebration of bizarre, forgotten films that are so bad they are good. For a full list of titles and screenings, visit www.myspace.com/psychotronicfilms The Sentient Bean,
Fitness Acupuncture for Health
Available Monday thru Saturday at Hidden Well Acupuncture Center downtown. Traditional Chinese medical consultations and treatments are available with Fawn Smiley and Nicole Coughlin Ware. 233-9123, www. hiddenwellacupuncturecenter.com or hiddenwellacupuncture@gmail.com. 318 East Huntingdon Street , Savannah
Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training
Offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler
Crossfit Hyperformance
Meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfithyperformance.com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. 904 E 70th Street , Savannah
Crunch Lunch
toothpaste for dinner
30 minute Core and ABs concentration class. Offered 11:30 am and 12:00pm Monday, Wednesdays & Fridays @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www. fitnessbodybalance.com 912-398-4776 or 912-224-9667 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2 , Savannah
Fitness Classes at the JEA
Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/
Hatha Yoga classes
Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:306:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
Kidz Fitness
Aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center. Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
Learn Kung Fu Today
The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 429-9241. 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah
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Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes
ARIES
credit is due, and you’ll actually be doing everyone a service.
The Earth’s north magnetic pole is not the same as the geographic North Pole. If you take out a compass to orient yourself toward due north, the compass arrow will actually point toward a spot in the frigid wilds of Canada. But what’s really odd is that the north magnetic pole has been on the move since 1904 –– scientists don’t know exactly why –– and has dramatically sped up in recent years. According to *National Geographic,* it’s now zooming toward Siberia at the rate of almost 40 miles per year. I suspect that your own metaphorical version of magnetic north will also be changing in 2010, Aries. By January 2011, the homing signal you depend on to locate your place in reality may have migrated significantly. This is a good time to start tracking the shift.
CANCER
(March 21–April 19)
TAURUS
(April 20–May 20) “The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self–complacent is erroneous,” wrote W. Somerset Maugham. “On the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind.” I think the trajectory of your journey during the last 12 months tends to confirm his theory, Taurus. According to my analysis, you set new benchmarks for your personal best in 2009, while at the same time becoming a wiser, riper human being. Congrats! Now get out there and capitalize on the grace you’ve earned. Be as organized as possible as you share the fruits of your progress.
GEMINI
(May 21–June 20) *The Onion,* which describes itself as “America’s Finest News Source,” ran a feature on the inventor Thomas Edison. He “changed the face of modern life in 1879,” said the report, “when he devised the groundbreaking new process of taking ideas pioneered by other scientists and marketing them as his own.” The tone was mocking, of course, but I’m perfectly sincere when I urge you to imitate Edison in the coming weeks. Given the current astrological omens, you’d be wise to take advantage of the breakthroughs of others and make good use of resources created by others. Just be sure that you give credit where
(June 21–July 22) A Scorpio is willing and maybe even eager to share secrets with you. Can you marshal just the right amount of self–protection –– not too much, not too little –– to trust a little more and go deeper? As for Virgo: That under–self–confident person would really benefit from getting more appreciation from you. Don’t be stingy. Meanwhile, I think you’re suffering from a misunderstanding about an Aquarius. It will be in your selfish interest to clear it up. A few more tips: Don’t give up on Pisces. There’s more to come when the coast is clearer. Browse but don’t buy yet with a Leo. And make business, but not love or war, with a Capricorn.
LEO
(July 23–Aug. 22): I like it best when the creek that runs near my home is wide and deep. It gets that way at high tide, when the moon shepherds in a surge of water from the bay. As I gaze out at the swollen cascade, I feel full and fertile; everything’s right with the world. Inevitably, though, the tide goes out and the flow turns meek and narrow. Then my mood is less likely to soar. A slight melancholy may creep in. But I’ve learned to love that state, too –– to derive a quiet joy from surveying the muddy banks where the water once ran, the muck imprinted with tracks of egrets and ducks. Besides, I know it’s only a matter of time before the tide shifts and the cascade returns. Enjoy your own personal version of the low–tide phase, Leo. High tide will be coming back your way soon.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If you asked me to make you a mix tape that would be conducive for making love to, I wouldn’t be in the least surprised. These long January nights are ideal times for you Virgos to be unleashing your dormant passion and sharing volcanic pleasure and exploring the frontier where delight overlaps with wonder. In the compilation of tunes I’d create for you, I’d probably have stuff like “Teardrop” by Massive Attack, “Breathe Me” by Sia, “Supermassive Black Hole” by Muse, and “6 Underground” by the Sneaker Pimps. But I think it’s
a better idea for you to assemble your own soundtrack. Tell me about it if you do. I’m at Truthrooster@gmail.com.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) The world’s tallest waterfall is Angel Falls in Venezuela. It was named after Jimmie Angel, an American who was the first person to fly a plane over it in 1933. Recently, Venezuela’s president suggested that this place should be officially renamed *Kerepakupai Meru,* which is what the indigenous Pemon Indians have always called it. The coming weeks happen to be a favorable time for you to consider making a comparable move, Libra: restoring a natural wonder to its original innocence; rehabilitating the truth about a beautiful resource; returning an old glory to its pristine state.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) In the first half of 2010, your calling will be calling to you more loudly and insistently than it has in years. It will whisper to you seductively while you’re falling asleep. It will clang like a salvation bell during your mid–morning breaks. It will soothe you with its serpentine tones and it will agitate you with its rippling commands to spring into action. How will you respond to these summonses from your supreme inner authority? This week will be a good test.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
“You can have it all,” says fashion designer Luella Bartley. “It’s just really hard work.” That’s my oracle for you, Sagittarius –– not just for this week, but for the next three months as well. According to my reading of the astrological omens, the cosmos will indeed permit you to have your cake and eat it, too, as long as you’re willing to manage your life with more discipline, master the crucial little details everyone else neglects, and always give back at least as much as you’re given.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
The number of bacteria per square inch on a toilet seat averages about 50. Meanwhile, your telephone harbors over 25,000 germs per square inch and the top of your desk has about 21,000. I’d
like you to use this as a metaphor that you can apply more universally. According to my analysis, you see, you are over– emphasizing the risks and problems in one particular area of your life and underestimating them elsewhere. Spend some time this week correcting the misdiagnoses.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) One of my readers, Judd, shared his vision of how to cope with the blahs of January. Given your astrological omens, I’d say his strategy perfectly embodies the approach you should take right now. Please study his testimony below, and come up with your own ingenious variation. “On the coldest of days, my friends and I celebrate ‘scrufting,’ the art of enjoying the great outdoors with indoor furniture, while listening to loud indie– rock and adorned in our grungiest slop–ware. Aided by Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, we curse and laugh at the constraints of winter by playing our favorite summer sports like Frisbee, hacky–sack, and soccer.”
PISCES
(Feb. 19–March 20) It’s graduation time. Not in any officially recognized sense, maybe, but still: You have completed your study of a certain subject in the school of life. At a later date, maybe you will resume studying this subject on a higher level, but for now you’ve absorbed all you can. I suggest you give yourself a kind of final exam. (Be sure to grade it yourself.) You might also want to carry out a fun ritual to acknowledge the completion of this chapter of your story. It will free up your mind and heart to begin the next chapter.
Mondays, 10:30-11:45 am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Savannah http://www. savannahyoga.com/
Pilates Mat Classes
Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm1:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private equipment classes are by appointment only. Parking available. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates.com/
Qi Gong
Ancient Chinese “energy work” that is the precursor to Tai Chi. Gentle exercises that relax and energize. Sundays. 4pm. Ashram Savannah 2424 Drayton St. http://www.ashramsavannah. com/
Reiki Treatments
Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 6601863 for times and appointments.
Rolf Method Bodywork
For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah
Savannah Yoga Center
Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah
Squats N’ Tots
This class will help you stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,
Tai Chi Classes
From 10:30-11:30am every Mon and Fri, and from 5:30-6:30pm every Tues and Thurs. Tai Chi is an exercise derived from the ancient Chinese martial arts. Call to pre-register. 912-819-6463 St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,
The Yoga Room
Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah
Vinyasa Yoga (Donation-based)
Invigorating all-level flow class with longer holdings to focus on precision alignment. Donation yoga lets you pay what you can, when you can, so you can enjoy your yoga practice without breaking your budget. Every Thurs. 9:15-10:15am. The Yoga Co-Op. 2424 Drayton St. The Yoga Co-Op, 2424 Drayton St. ,
Yoga and Pilates Classes
Yoga: Tues 8am & 5:45pm, Thurs at 8am & 5:30pm Pilates: Mon at 7pm, Sat at 8am. Class sizes are small, so please RSVP: 912-341-9477 or brandon@pro-fitpersonaltraining.com ProFit Personal Training, 18 E. Broughton St. 2nd Floor ,
All levels welcome. Improve your range of motion and energy levels. Small groups and private lessons available. Historic District studio. Please call to set up your first class. Times are flexible to suit your needs. 912-232-4490 or email blh63@hotmail.com
Zumba Fitness
Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@ comcast.net.
Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting
Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah
Gay AA Meeting
meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah
Georgia Equality Savannah
The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah
Savannah Pride, Inc.
Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/
Stand Out Youth
A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, Savannah http://www. firstcitynetwork.net/
What Makes A Family
A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.
Health Better Breathers of Savannah
Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@ yahoo.com.
Community Cardiovascular Health
Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah
Community HealthCare Center
A non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center. Savannah
sugar screenings
Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a.m.12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every Monday from 10a.m.-12p.m. at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appt necessary. Every Monday-Friday from 10a. m.-2p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. Savannah
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Free Chair Massages
Free 10 minute chair massages. First come, first serve. Mon, Wed & Fri from 5-7pm. Therapeutic Massage Specialists, 18 E. Broughton St. 2nd Floor ,
Free hearing & speech screening
Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 3554601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www. savannahspeechandhearing.org/
Healthcare for the Uninsured
St. Mary’s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,
Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants and Children
The Coastal Health District’s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882.
Help for Iraq War Veterans
A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.
HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training
My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. 211 Price St , Savannah http://www.mybrothazhome.org/
Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes
Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http:// www.themidwifegroup.com/
HypnoBirthing Classes
Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.
La Leche League of Savannah
Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa.org/web/SavannahGA. html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah
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Meditation and Energy Flow Group
Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell.com, http:// meditation.meetup.com/490
Memorial Health blood pressure check
Free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Memorial Health CPR training
FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah
Planned Parenthood Hotline
First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154.
The Quit Line
A toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia. com.
Weight Loss Through Hypnosis
Lose weight with Guided Imagery and Hypnosis. No pills, diets or surgery. 927-3432.
Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors
Class is free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. Learn to increase your strength and flexibility and improve your overall well-being. For more information, call 350-0798. FitnessOne, 3rd Floor of Memorial Center for Advanced Medicine ,
Nature and Environment Dolphin Project of Georgia
Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 727-3177, visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.or
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Tybee Island Marine Science Center
Exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians and other interesting creatures. The center offers beach discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. 1510 Strand , Tybee Island
Walk on the Wild Side
The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah
Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park
Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation.
Professional Pet Sitting and Dog Walking Insured, bonded, certified in pet first aid and CPR. 355-9656, www.athomepetsitters.net.
St. Almo
The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for info 234-3336. Savannah http://www.caninepalacesavannah. com/
Readings & Signings Autonomy and End of Life Care
1/29, 12pm - A talk and book signing with Robert Martensen, MD. Ph D. focusing on communication issues that commonly arise between patients, their families and doctors in end of life settings. He will also sign copies of his book “A Life Worth Living”. RSVP to Jamey Espina, Hospice Savannah’s Community Laision at 629-1095. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. ,
Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club
meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Savannah
Tea time at Ola’s
A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, Savannah http://www. liveoakpl.org/
Religious & Spiritual Christian Businessmen’s Committee
Meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Savannah
DrUUming Circle
First Saturday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www. uusavannah.org/
Live Web-streaming
Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www. overcomingbyfaith.org, click ’Watch Now’. 927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah
Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery
A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1-877-4948629, www.freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yahoo.com. Savannah
Midweek Bible Study
Every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com. Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue , Savannah http://www.montgomerypresbyterian.com/
Music Ministry for Children & Youth
The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 45 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit
www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd , Savannah
Nicodemus by Night
An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, Savannah
Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)
Meets Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church. Call Janet Pence at 2474903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www.trinitychurch1848.org/
Realizing The God Within
A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz. Mondays at 8pm. 619 W 37th St. , Savannah
Soka Gakkai of America
SGI is an international Buddhist movement for world peace and individual happiness. The group practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Introductory meetings are held the third Sunday of the month. For further information, call 232-9121.
Stand for Peace
A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends. Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah.org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah
The Savannah Zen Center
Soto Zen Meditation offered weekday mornings 7:30-8:30am; Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with Study Group following from 6:30-7:30pm; Friday evenings from 6-6:30pm. Sundays from 9-10:30am which includes a Dharma talk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, cindy@alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. , Savannah
Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church
Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Savannah
Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah
Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 2340980, admin@uusavannah.org or www.uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah
Unity of Savannah
A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Spiritual Tapas offers something different every Saturday at 6:15 p.m.: spiritual movies, discussion groups, guided meditations, great music and all things metaphysical. www.unitysavannah. org Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/
Women’s Bible Study
at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/
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Savannah Bike Polo
Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. Check out www. facebook.com/savannahbikepolo for more information.
Support Groups Al Anon Family Groups
A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Savannah
Al-Anon Meetings
Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http:// www.fpc.presbychurch.net/
Alcoholics Anonymous
If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.
Alzheimer’s Caregivers Support Group
Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts a Caregiver’s support group for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. The group meets every second Monday at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. For more information, call 236.0363, ext. 143. Savannah
Amputee Support Group
Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.
Cancer support group
CASA Support Group
For parents and caregivers of children who have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@savannahcasa.org. Savannah
Celiac Support Group
For anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 507-2592.
Children’s Grief Groups
Open, drop-in support groups for children ages 6-17 who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Savannah
Citizens With Retarded Citizens
Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Savannah
Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association
Meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221 or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah
Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges
Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@ hotmail.com. 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah
Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-8784. Savannah
Domestic violence support group
Caregiver’s Support Group
meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 819-6743. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/
Meets the 3rd Tuesday of every month. For more info: 912-925-5924. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. ,
Caring for Us
A support group for caregivers of ill or injured family members or loved ones. Call Kimberlee Mitchell at 350-3399.
Psycho sudoku Answers
SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Inc. Building at 3205 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888. Savannah
Fibromyalgia support group
First Line
An after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options.
Crossword Answers
A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800264-7154.
Gray Matters Brain Injury Support Group
For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/
Grief 101
A 7-week educational group offering support and coping tools for adults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. RSVP to 303-9442. Savannah
HIV/AIDS: My Brothaz Home
A support group for men meets every Thursday of the month. Come on out and meet other brothaz. 231-8727.
Hope House
Provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah
KidsNet Savannah Parent Support Group
meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916. Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave , Savannah
Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group
For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 3507845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/
Living without Violence
The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah
Memorial Health Bleeding Disorders Support Group
Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.
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Memorial Health Focus
Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/
Multiple Sclerosis support group
discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 355-1523. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave , Savannah
Narcotics Anonymous
Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.
National Alliance for the Mentally Ill
meets the third Sunday from 3:30-6 p.m. at the Armstrong Atlantic State University Sports Education Building, Room 226. 351-7035 or 353-7143. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. , Savannah http://about. armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html
Overeaters Anonymous
meets Wednesdays at 5:30pm. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc. presbychurch.net/
Overeaters Anonymous
meets Fridays, 6:30pm. Melissa, 844-4524. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/
Pancreatic Cancer Support Group
Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/
PRIDE Support Group
This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/
Rape Crisis Center
assists survivors of rape and sexual assault. The Rape Crisis Line is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 233-7273. The center offers free, confidential counseling for victims and their families.
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Group
The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it. For information, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.
S-Anon Family Group
A fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.
Safe Shelter Outreach Program
Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free. 3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah
Senior Citizen’s Inc. Alzheimer’s Support Group
For families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia. Second Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Stacey Floyd at 236-0363. 3025 Bull St , Savannah
Sexaholics Anonymous
A fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions. 351-7440.
Smoking Cessation Support Group
is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.
Spinal Injury Support Group
Meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For information, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Support Group for Parents of Ill Children
who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 3505616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/backus
The Parents of Difficult Teens Group
for parents having problems with their teens and pre-teens. 353-7699.
Transgender Support Group
My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.
Troup Square Al-Anon Family Group
A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www. al-anon.alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/
Wheeze busters
is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
Women who love too much
meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.
Theatre Dinner Theater: “Dead Men Don’t Speakeasy”
Enjoy dinner and a Roaring ’20s era who-dunnit murder mystery revolving around a cast of shady characters in a speakeasy. Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from Oct. 2 - Feb. 28. Seating begins at 7pm. Call (912) 231-8888 for reservations. Il Pasticcio, 2 E. Broughton St. ,
Volunteers America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers
To help with various tasks around food bank and warehouse. Apply as soon as possible. 912236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org/
CASA needs volunteers
to speak up for abused children in court for their best interests and to help ensure they are placed in safe and permanent homes. Call 447-8908.
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Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 819-6910. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs. org/
Good Samaritan Clinic Needs Volunteers
St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Good Samaritan Clinic in Garden City needs stellar souls to volunteer as nurses, physicians, physician assistants, nurse practitioners, Spanish interpreters and clerical staff. The Good Samaritan Clinic opened two years ago to serve people without insurance and whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line. To volunteer call Greta Tholstrup at 429-1502.
Literacy volunteers needed
Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week. Call Jodi at Royce
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Live Oak Regional Public Libraries
needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http://www. liveoakpl.org/
Oatland Island Education Center
Oatland Island Wildlife Center often needs volunteers. Call 898-3980. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http://www.oatlandisland.org/
Rebuilding Together Savannah
Volunteer organization in partnership with the community that rehabilitates houses of lowincome homeowners, particularly the elderly, disabled and families with children. Visit www. rebuildingtogethersavannah.org.
Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center
is looking for volunteers to assist residents in activities or just come and visit. For information, call Rhonda Sheffield, volunteer coordinator, at 354-8225, Ext. 243. Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center, 6711 LaRoche Ave. , Savannah
Ronald McDonald House volunteers needed
Help in the “home away from home” for the families of hospitalized children. Volunteers also are needed to provide home-cooked meals for families staying at the house. Volunteer internships also available for college students. Nikole Layton, 356-5520. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue , http://www. rmhccoastalempire.org/
Speech and hearing center needs volunteers
to conduct hearing screenings for adults and children. Nurses and retired nurses are encouraged to apply for eye, ear, and dental exams on pre-school children. Flexible scheduling is available. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call Jane Medoff at 355-4601 Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www. savannahspeechandhearing.org/
Telfair Docent Program
The Telfair Museum of Art is accepting applications for its volunteer docent program. After completing training, docents will be responsible for leading tours in the Telfair Academy and Jepson Center. Call Sarah Ward, 790-8827. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard Street , Savannah http://www.tefair.org/
The Dolphin Project of Georgia
needs boat owners, photographers and other volunteers to help conduct scientific research on the Atlantic Bottlenose dolphin along the coast of Georgia. You must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit the Web site at www. TheDolphinProject.org.
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124 QUACCO RD. 3BR, 3 Bath Home off Hwy. 17 near WalMart & Berwick Shopping Center. $1,000/month plus $1,500/deposit. Newly remodeled spacious kitchen, all new appliances. Over 2,000 sq.ft. living area including tiled sun room w/fireplace. Call Coral McKinney at 912-756-6726 to schedule an appointment to see.
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Sandfly/Isle of Hope 2BR/1BA, lg. living/dining room, updated kit., all appliances, new carpet, paint, fenced yard. Truman nearby. $725/m +deposit. No pets. 598-0181
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APARTMENTS UNFURNISHED AND ROOMS for RENT at Waters and Anderson St. (1020 East Anderson) on busline. Call 912-341-7420 X201 CLEAN, FURNISHED EFFICIENCY, on busline, $200/week plus deposit. Call 210-1327 or 236-1952 DOWNTOWN & SOUTHSIDE 1st week $100. 2nd week until star ting $125/week. Furnished rooms w/cable-tv, WI-FI, free-laundry & off-street parking. All utilities included. Minimum deposit $50 required. See online at: http://savannahrooms.cjb.net Call 912-220-8691 912-604-1890 ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone ser vice. $400/$500 monthly, $125/security deposit, no lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown: 912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.
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