YOURMISSION, SHOULDYOUCHOOSE TOACCEPTIT:
Toreturntothesacredwatersof themightyProserpineDam,armed withnothingbutoptimism,snacks, andpossiblyaguidewhoactually knowswhatthey’redoing.
Dates:22nd–27thJanuary2026
Destination:ProserpineDam
Objective:Catch.A.Barra.(Please.)
Wecouldn’tletanotheryearpass withoutyourheroicbarra attempts.Sowe’vearrangedyour returntothehomeland—forone morecrackatglory.
YOURPACKAGE INCLUDES:
Returnflightstothespiritual homeofyourfishingfailures
Accommodationamong supportive(andslightly mocking)family
Unlimitedaccesstothedam, theesky,andunsolicited advice
Complimentarysnacksfor whenthefishrefusetobite (again)
Aparticipationribbon justin casehistoryrepeatsitself
WITNESSACTUAL PEOPLECATCHING BARRA
TESTTHELATESTIN "BARRA-PROOF" LURES,GUARANTEEDTO CATCHSTICKSAND WEEDS
RELIVEYOURFAVORITE MOMENT:THEONE THATGOTAWAY (AGAIN)
