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September 28, 2017 Volume XXV, Number 8 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holdsbarred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly is published every Thursday. No portion may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. © 2017 Boulder Weekly, Inc., all rights reserved.

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Highroad Can’t America do better than today’s ripoff health care system? by Jim Hightower

ather than a health care system, our country’s leaders have kept us shackled to a “corporate care” system, allowing insurance giants, drug company gougers, hospital chains and other profiteers to ration our care based on whether a family can pay whatever outrageous price the corporations demand to maintain their exorbitant profits. While the guiding ethic of physicians, nurses and other caregivers is “First, do no harm,” the corporate owners of the system impose a contrary ethic: “First, maximize our profits.” Thus, despite Americans spending some $3.2 trillion a year on health care, more than any other country in the world, 28 million of our people have no health coverage; tens of millions are so underinsured they can’t use the policy they’re paying for;

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one out of five adults can’t afford prescription drugs they need; our people are less healthy than other advanced nations (for example, the U.S. ranks 42nd in life expectancy); and CEOs and top shareholders of the system are hauling off multiplemillions of dollars each. Can’t we do better than that? Of course we can — if we start treating health care as a human right, rather than a corporate profit center. And doing this doesn’t require a whole new complex system. Congress can just extend America’s successful Medicare program to every man, woman and child in our country. This egalitarian “Medicare for All” idea would deliver comprehensive care, be much easier for patients to navigate, and be far cheaper than today’s rip-off system. At last, a hospital stay would not bankrupt a family, people wouldn’t avoid going to the doctor because they can’t afford it, prescription drugs would be affordable and workers wouldn’t be stuck in bad jobs just to get basic health coverage. To learn more about Medicare-for-All, go to www. BernieSanders.com/MedicareForAll. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. September 28 , 2017 5

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I first ran for the City Council as a neighborhood activist in 1985 to return city government to the citizens and to preserve Boulder’s special qualities. igorous support for one’s As a Boulder City Council member, my focus will country.” I’m running again because I believe my years of be: experience both in elected office andThat community is the simple service have prepared me to helpdefinition us achieveofour PUBLIC ENGAGEMENT, AFFORDABILITY “patriotism” shared vision of Boulder. according to the diction& CLIMATE CHANGE ary. What sticks out to me is how Member, • Boulder City Council Issue: Escalating pressures of growth in Boulder, patriotism, by1986 – 1989 Gates Scholar, Kennedy School of • such as massive buildings, traffic congestion, and definition, isn’t Government, 1987 overuse of public spaces. inherently good Solution: Ensure theWWW citizens a voice; thatCOUNCIL.COM • Boulder CampaignorFinance bad. It Reform, all .Chave ARLISLE FOR Organizing Committee, 1999 the Council’s decisions arePaid based on accurate depends on what by Cindy Carlisle for Council. 2003 – 2009 • CU Board of Regents, information, early public involvement, and exactly is being evaluating all implications. I’m committed to vigorously sup“A community leader for many years, Cindy’s sustaining our height limits, multimodal ported. primary interest has always been the people of transportation, and Open Space. If you support Boulder. She is committed to listening and a country that decisionrepresenting our views in the city’s Issue: The loss of affordable housing and business believes it’s OK making.” space needed to preserve economic diversity. to imprison or Member Allyn Feinberg, former City Council Solution: Make the inclusionary housing program kill those who more effective and robust; guarantee impact and disagree with you, linkage fees on new development adequately “Cindy understands the neighborhoods… and or stone and muroffset the costs imposed on our community; that Boulder is rooted in sustainability, der women who protect space for small, local businesses. opportunity, and environmental preservation.” dare leave their Justin Gold, founder, Justin’s home without Issue: Lack of action at the national level to their headsMember covaddress Climate Change, which isn’t going away "Cindy is the best City Council we've ered, then your any time soon. ever had; and with all the mounting pressures on patriotism prettywe much stinks. Solution: Lower carbon emissions from our local Boulder's precious natural resources, need her energy supply by switching to renewables; But if you live in a country now more than ever." N E! author/teacher/naturalist reduceEconsumption of fossil fuels by improving that supports the rights of all individStephen Jones, mass transit, use of e-vehicles and bicycles; uals equally to say what they want, increase energy efficiency in our built write whatcommon they want, read what they “We need Cindy’s experience, sense, environment and get to zero waste. want, love who they want, worship and deep love for Boulder.” Leslie Glustrom, longtime climate change however they want andand protest peacev v clean energy activistfully against anything they want — in other words, a place that encourages and honors freedom — then patrioWant to learn more about ENDORSED BY: commitment to serve Sierra Club + PLAN-Boulder +Together4Boulder 6 September 28my , 2017 Boulder? Paid by Cindy Carlisle for Council. Lisa Harris, Treasurer

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tism can be a positive thing. It’s sort of a confusing concept because right and wrong can be very different depending on how you see the world. Patriotic people in other places who support their countries doing things that we in the U.S. find abhorrent — like cutting the hand off a hungry child who steals a piece of bread — are still patriots so long as they believe what their country is doing is good and correct and offer their vigorous support. It really all boils down to one’s definition of “country.” Obviously the term “country” within the context of this definition isn’t describing geographic location. We don’t fly flags, proclaim our love for, or our willingness to die for, our country because of where it is located on a map. Patriotism is vigorous support for what a country stands for, what it believes in, its values, its laws, its citi-

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zen’s rights and freedoms, its sense of justice and its form of government. In the United States of America, any patriot worth his or her salt will tell you that all the things they vigorously support about our country were breathed into existence by our beloved Constitution. Unfortunately, many, if not most, of those now shouting the loudest about their support for our flag and national anthem have more in common with the hand choppers and stone throwers than with our country and its ideals of freedom and equality. Let me put it another way: There is actually nothing less patriotic, in this country, than putting the importance of the flag — a piece of cloth created to be a powerful symbol representing all of the individual rights and freedom granted to us by our Constitution — above the importance of the actual rights and freedom it stands for. I can’t think of anything more disrespectful to our veterans than to claim that they fought and died for a piece of cloth rather than for the freedom it symbolizes. Let me put it in the vernacular of today’s hyper-patriots: If you believe that the First Amendment rights of all Americans does not include the right to say what they want about the flag or protest the behavior of the president or law enforcement practices in any peaceful manner they choose, including during the playing of the national anthem, then you have become the enemy within, the very thing you claim to be standing vigilant guard against. Those who applaud President Trump as he uses racism, classism and a brand of patriotism that is disconnected from our Constitution to divide our country are the true offense to the values and freedom our flag and national anthem stand for. All who back Trump in his calls for the punishment of U.S. citizens who have done nothing more than exercise their Constitutional rights in a peaceful manner may be patriotic, but their vigorous support is aimed at a “country” that has nothing to do with this country or its Constitution. We have become a nation with 100 million Archie Bunkers on the prowl, one of whom now occupies the White House. While Trump may have turned our government into a sitcom, unfortunately, this time around it’s not a comedy. I wish I could persuade even one Boulder Weekly

person who thinks that professional athletes, particularly black athletes, should lose their jobs for exercising their First Amendment rights that such a belief is an incredibly unAmerican idea, but I don’t think I can. Thanks to our increasingly dysfunctional political system, wherein party politics has made getting reelected more important than gover-

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nance, and a media landscape where sensational tweets and telling us what we want to hear based on our political persuasions has replaced a true commitment to making sure we are a well-informed citizenry, our understanding of what “country” means has become lost. Too many people now confuse our “vigorous support” for Democrats, Republicans, flags,

anthems, race, Fox news, MSNBC or the President with that of support for our country and the Constitution that guides its principles of freedom and equality for all. What is being practiced today may still be patriotism by definition, but it is definitely not the good kind. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly.

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ikes! The Roughnecks are coming! The first sighting occurred in February, when a band of them known as Crestone Peak Resources filed a Comprehensive Drilling Plan (CDP) application with the Colorado Oil & Gas Conservation Commission (COGCC to its friends) for a drilling campaign in Boulder County. The plan called for drilling 216 wells on a 12 square-mile parcel of land east of U.S. 287 between Quail and Oxford roads extending to the BoulderWeld County line, most of which is Boulder County-owned open space. A miasma of icy dread gripped the County Courthouse. Ashen-faced, the County Commissioners announced that they would “monitor the situation closely.” Then, on Sept. 11, word of a second Roughneck sighting at COGCC reached Boulder County — a band called the “8 North LLC, a Subsidiary of Extraction Oil and Gas, LLC.” It applied for a “drilling and spacing unit order” on two parcels, 1,280 acres along the Boulder-Weld County Line between Arapahoe and Baseline Roads, and 2,720 acres along the BoulderWeld line between Quail and Oxford Roads. (The latter parcel appears to overlay the eastern part of the land in Crestone Peak Resources CDP application, suggesting the two Roughneck bands are cooperating.) Yikes squared. This new proposal prompted the Commissioners to raise the threat level from “Closely Monitoring” to “Chicken Little-ing.” They swiftly issued a statement averring that they 1) were “gravely concerned,” 2) had “reached out” to the mayors, councils and staff of Lafayette, Longmont and Erie, 3) were keeping “our website up to date” regarding oily and gassy stuff, and 4) would oppose the drilling and spacing applications when they come up for a hearing before the COGCC, and urged concerned residents to do the same. Wow. Grave concern... reaching out... up-dating the county website... opposing the applications at the hearing... this is pretty heady stuff. It’s practically inevitable that someone is going to fire off a sharply worded note or

issue an angry press release, and then who knows where it will all end. But hey, extreme situations call for extreme measures. Chicken Little mode is an apt metaphor for what’s going on here. That’s because what’s happening is the chickens are coming home to roost. In 2015, the Colorado Supreme Court ruled that serial moratoriums on oil and gas drilling like the ones the Commissioners imposed in the County were illegal, but the Commissioners did buy the county five years to prepare for the coming of the Roughnecks. Which it wasted. The only substantive thing they did was rewrite the County’s oil and gas regulations, whose reach is sharply limited by state law. Under Colorado law, almost all of the power to regulate oil and gas production — and fracking — rests with the state. A county government’s regulatory say is pretty minimal. The local anti-frackers have been shrilly demanding that the Commissioners ban oil and gas production in the County. Well, they can’t. The demand is dishonest and made in bad faith and the anti-frackers know it. But that doesn’t mean the Commissioners were without options. Here are a few of the things the Commissioners could have done during the five wasted years: 1) The Commissioners could have used existing County open space revenues to buy mineral rights near the subdivision and natural areas most likely to be most impacted by drilling. Or they could have used the revenues to incentivize oil companies to locate well pads further away from those areas. 2) The Commissioners could have proposed an “underground open space program” modeled along the lines of the existing open space program and asked voters to approve a new tax to pay for it. That would have allowed the County to have substantially reduced the impact of new oil and gas development before it began in earnest. (A tax vote would also reveal just how deep anti-fracking sentiment runs in the County.) 3) Boulder County already owns the mineral rights under a substantial see DANISH PLAN Page 9

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I saw the new Al Gore movie An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power and was moved to write. Mr. Gore’s movie was very well done and I am glad he showed the politics involved. We do need to strive for 100 percent renewable energies. I’m disappointed that he did not spend any time on the many simple things we can do right now as conscious consumers. Eco-Cycle says 42 percent of our greenhouse gases come from how products are made, transported, used and gotten rid of. They go on to say striving for zero waste is one of the quickest and easiest ways to fight climate change. I attended Mr. Gore’s Climate Reality Project training this past March. I left there with so much optimism as he assured us coal is not coming back and renewable energies and efficient cars are becoming more and more affordable. But consider each of our personal carbon footprints. I read a recent article that shared some statistics released by the Yale Program on Climate Communication on public views of global warming gathered in 2016 showing 70 percent of Americans believe global warming is happening, but only 40 percent of Americans believe climate change will affect them personally. If it’s not affecting me does that mean I can just sit back and do nothing? I don’t have children but I am very concerned about the future of the planet that

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The White Supremacist element within Donald Trump’s “America First” catchphrase gained impetus with the election of Barrack Obama and the appearance of numerous brown-skinned faces in high positions of government. This augmented as well the growing, primarily white, libertarian, anti-government movement. On Conservative talk radio, all things Obama became evil incarnate. The acquittal of George Zimmerman in the confrontation and killing of Travon Martin as well as that of the armed occupiers of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge further emboldened the sense of white male superiority that propelled Trump, in a brazen show of power, into the presidency. As has been said, “The past is never past.” America’s history of slavery and the genocide of Native America and the land grab that was the Mexican War is still alive and openly thriving today in Donald Trump and his followers. White Male Power is the truly definitive Trump catchphrase. Robert Porath/Boulder

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amount of its open space. Oil companies currently produce oil from wells on existing leases that they hold on this land and the County receives royalties on the production. (The County didn’t issue the leases; it inherited them when it bought the land.) The Commissioners could have used the royalties from these leases to buy mineral rights under land on which it doesn’t want to see drilling. And those revenues could have been several times larger than they actually were if the County hadn’t blocked companies from drilling new horizontal wells on their existing leases. 4) The Commissioners could have taken the next step and cut some deals with the oil companies granting new leases on county open space in return for a much greater say in where and how production takes place. Boulder Weekly

5) The Commissioners could have come up with some creative proposals for curbing one of the most disliked impacts of oil production, the flaring of natural gas. They could have put some public dollars toward installing gathering lines that would allow the gas to be used for a public purpose instead of flared, like heating CU’s new hospital on East County Line Road, maybe, or alternatively, toward installing fuel cells on the drilling pads to turn the waste gas into electricity. In other words, there is a lot the Commissioners could have done, and still could do, to reduce the impact of oil and gas production on both the environment and those living near it, if they had the wit and the will to do it. Which, self-evidently, they don’t. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly.

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crash course More drivers and cyclists are colliding in Boulder County today than ever before. Why?

by Matt Cortina Ghost bikes are set out at areas where fatal collisions with bicyclists and drivers have occurred.

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Most bike-car collisions happen at intersections. Plans to mitigate collisions include better signage, bike lanes and lighting, but ultimately it comes down to the human element.

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LAST SUMMER, Bill Davis, a 35-year-old father of three and Google employee, was riding his bike with a friend near the intersection of Jay Road and 30th Street in Boulder. A drunk driver swerved into the bike lane and struck Davis. He died of his injuries. Bill Rigler, chairman of Boulder’s Transportation Advisory Board (TAB), was Davis’s friend, and he says the accident not only caused ripples in the cycling community, but also among those in the City and County who help shape transportation safety laws. “Our community was really rocked by the tragic hit-and-run of Bill Davis by a drunk driver,” Rigler says. “The woman who hit and killed him had multiple driving infractions for impaired driving. Ever since July 2016, the [TAB], for reasons that were symbolic and practical, put safety at the top of our agenda.” Dave Kemp, City of Boulder senior transportation planner, says the Davis incident, plus another incident at Arapahoe and 28th Street where a tractor-trailer hit and killed a cyclist riding in his blindspot during a turn, were hard to avoid. Education can help some in such instances, but neither better infrastructure nor enforcement can prevent those types of accidents, Kemp says, which he stopped short of calling “anomalies.” Yet, doesn’t it seem like these kinds of accidents pop up all the time in local

headlines? Search online and you’ll get a stream of accident reports between cyclists and vehicles from Sunshine Canyon to Longmont to way east Arapahoe, all with datelines in 2017. An 82-year-old cyclist was struck on Jay Road this month. Last month, a cyclist skidded into a stopped car on Lee Hill Road. In May, a cyclist was killed on Nelson Road, west of Longmont. The list goes on and on. “It’s really good that the Daily Camera has begun to pick up on and put out information that these crashes are occurring. ... I think that’s kind of a change,” Kemp says. “They hadn’t paid much attention to that in the past. And I think from a public notification standpoint, it’s good to note that this stuff is happening, ... but the downside to that is that we don’t want to make it look like our community is unsafe, because it really isn’t unsafe.” Talk to City or County officials, and to cyclists, and no doubt you’ll hear about the perception that bicycle and car collisions have increased in Boulder County. But what’s really happening out there — and who’s to blame? The conversation comes at an appro-

priate time. Boulder City Council reviewed plans for changes to regional transportation this week, and TAB, in conjunction with RTD and Boulder County, will hold a public hearing on Oct. 9 about ways to improve dangerous cycling areas such as U.S. 36 north of Boulder and Diagonal Highway. As these city, county and state transportation officials prepare to upgrade key bike and road corridors, local officials are using hard data regarding such accidents (and the psychology of why these crashes occur) to determine the future of Boulder County’s cycling infrastructure.

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he City of Boulder, with information from the Boulder Police Department (BPD), issued a report last year, “Safe Streets Boulder,” which identified key statistics about the rate at which cyclists and pedestrians collide with cars. Between 2009 and 2014, there were approximately 3,275 collisions involving cars, pedestrians or cyclists reported to BPD. Although only 8 percent of those crashes involved a cyclist or pedestrian, they comprised 60 percent of all serious injuries and deaths. Last year alone, there See CRASH Page 12

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were more cyclist and pedestrian deaths than in the previous four years combined. And most of those collisions, the data found, occurred in crosswalks. “What that indicates to me is that for all of our talk about being this Mecca for cycling and promoting alternate modes of transportation, the reality is if people don’t feel safe riding their bike, they’re going to drive,” Rigler says. Kemp says death and serious injury is “overrepresented” in the data; that is, the 60 percent rate of injury needs to come down, but that the overall number of accidents is consistent with previous years. Given that the majority of accidents occur in crosswalks, which are designed to protect those traveling outside cars, Kemp says preventing serious incidents comes down to people paying attention. “Pedestrians are responsible for making sure they push the flashing yellow buttons. Bicyclists, when they can travel fast through the intersection, a lot of times they’ll look at the crosswalk as, ‘This is my safe zone’ and run blatantly through the crosswalk. ... Then the other piece is on the motorist, which is [to yield] to cyclists or pedestrians in the crosswalk,” Kemp says. Some of the more treacherous intersections, the study found, are near the CU campus. Baseline, between Broadway and 30th Street, for instance, had 34 collisions between 2012 and 2014. Other dangerous stretches included east campus (30th Street from Colorado to Arapahoe) and downtown (Broadway between Canyon and Spruce). Last year, there were 203 collisions between cyclists and cars, with 28 serious injuries reported in the City of Boulder. That’s an eight-year high for the city, although the totals in previous years are no less than 166 collisions. But many cyclists say dangerous stretches — perhaps the most dangerous stretches — exist outside city limits. Alex Hyde-Wright, Boulder County transportation planner, says when it comes to collision rates, they’ve seen a trend similar to Boulder throughout the county. “It’s good that [collision rates are] not rising substantially, but it’s also bad that we haven’t really started to drive [them] down in a significant fashion,” Hyde-Wright says. The state highway system through Boulder County is the most plagued by cyclist-car collisions, Hyde-Wright says, from U.S. 287 to the Diagonal Highway to U.S. 36, as well as Boulder Canyon and Lookout Road. Rigler says he’s experienced the treachery of U.S. 36 between Boulder and Lyons first-hand. “I was on U.S. 36 three weeks ago, and we were biking past an accident scene that had happened maybe 20 minutes earlier and the cops and road crews were trying to brush out the blood that was on the street,” Rigler says, explaining that the Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT), which owns the road, should turn an eye toward improving safety there. “[Upgrades] could be improved signage encouraging people to 12 September 28, 2017

which is that, yes, animosity does exist between cyclists and drivers (even though people in this county often switch between those roles) and that even though the consequences of collisions are ruined lives, a lot of crashes come down to a lack of focus. “Transportation is a very emotional activity in that in this day and age, we don’t allow ourselves enough time to get from Point A to Point B, and there are all kinds of other distractions that are occurring at the same time: use of earphones, texting, eating a sandwich, yelling at your kids,” Kemp says. “It’s an interesting sociological phenomenon that we take on a different personality when we move around. So as a pedestrian, you might feel more privileged to take the crossshare the road, stronger enforcement walk, and you’re looking to the other of the existing speed limits, and in modes to slow down. But when you’re About 45,000 those areas where there’s a high proa driver, sometimes bikes or pedestricyclists were injured in collisions pensity for collisions, engineering ans or buses can seem like a delay and in 2015, when treatments.” you get mad at them.” data was last analyzed. Unfortunately, there’s just not a lot of Some of the solutions to solve the data at the local level to compare issues caused by that emotional and Boulder County’s rate of cyclist and communication divide lie in infrastrucpedestrian collisions with like-sized cities and counture. Kemp says cyclists don’t know whether they’re ties. Too, Hyde-Wright says Boulder County, by virpedestrians or vehicles and so they end up doing tue of a process that sends incident reports through both, which creates a situation where each driver is the state Department of Revenue to CDOT then to unsure of what each cyclist will do, and vice versa. the County, has up to a two-year wait time on such Better signage, lighting and lanes can help. Projects data. Last month, the Governors Highway Safety to build under- and overpasses at high traffic areas Association released a study that found 45,000 have been successful and more are planned for busy cyclists were injured in collisions in 2015 around the city and county corridors. U.S. In the mountains, Hyde-Wright says the Kemp says, though, that there are two key takeCounty has used flood reconstruction as an opporaways no matter what the data indicates: that pedestri- tunity to mitigate future bike-car conflicts. In the ans and cyclists need to feel safe in order to participate past, the shoulder up Lefthand Canyon was only in those activities, regardless of the data; and when it four feet wide. When cyclists rode side-by-side, comes to reducing such collisions, the goal is zero. cars would often have to swerve on mountain turns “You can’t set goals,” Kemp says. “You can’t say, that have low visibility. So, the County expanded ‘Hey, in 2016 we had 3,000 crashes but in 2018 we’re the shoulder to six feet wide so cyclists can comgoing to only have 2,000. What we can do is work fortably ride beside each other, and cars can pass toward bringing it down to zero albeit knowing that safely. it’s an ideal.” Cyclists, by the way, can ride two-wide only as long as they don’t impede the normal flow of traffic. Drivers must give three feet of clearance to cyclists while passing, and they may cross double yellow lines to pass if traffic allows. Getting that kind of information out is what Kemp says is the focus of initiatives like Heads Up ringing that number down involves recogBoulder, in progress Sept. 25-29, wherein pedestrians nizing the issues that create such colliand cyclists are educated about crosswalk laws. (They sions. Data helps clarify some common must activate crosswalk blinkers or be fined; they issues: Of incidents involving bicyclists on sidemust slow to 8 mph, and drivers must stop for walks or bike paths, about 75 percent of them are pedestrians at crosswalks or be fined.) traveling against traffic — when drivers turn off No matter the education, or, for instance, the free roads, they’re typically unable to see or don’t handouts of bike lights, it’s going to come down to check twice for cyclists travelling parallel to them. the will of the people to improve collision rates. Crashes occur mostly in the late afternoon and “I won’t proliferate the [idea that it’s] bike versus early evening. car or car versus pedestrian because I think we’re all When it comes to who’s at fault, drivers are about one in the same,” Kemp says. “But I think we some3.7 times as likely to be cited than the cyclists or times take on a different mentality when we ride pedestrians with which they collide. But just looking those different modes, which is why I like to ride the at that number belies the true nature of the issue, bus.”

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Rights of nature lawsuit seeks personhood for the Colorado River by Angela K. Evans

The Colorado River seldom flows to the Sea of Cortez anymore. The river delta near Sonora, Mexico, is often dry, as seen above.

ow to govern water resources in the West has been a contentious issue since Europeans first started settling the land, and the Colorado River has been at the forefront of the debate for more than a century. As more and more people populated the arid regions of the American Southwest, the idea of “first in time, first in right” emerged as the ruling principle for allocating who could take water from streams and rivers, and when. In Colorado, these water rights were tied to property rights, but by the 1890s many stream and river systems in Colorado were over-appropriated and a complex legal system for settling water disputes emerged. Now, the very premise of this system is being challenged in court. A new lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Denver on Sept. 25 is asking a judge to treat the Colorado River as a person rather than property, therefore recognizing its right “to exist, flourish, regenerate, and naturally evolve.” It makes the argument that if corporations in the U.S. can be granted the same rights as people, shouldn’t rivers be allowed that status as well? The Colorado River as an ecosystem is the plaintiff in the case, with members of Deep Green Resistance, an environmental activist group, listed as guardians or next friends, acting on the river’s behalf. And it sets the State of Colorado as the defendant, seeking to set precedence for future lawsuits that could hold the government responsible for certain actions, or inactions, that have caused the river harm. “Normally in environmental law you have to show how some sort of action, be it state action or a corporate action, injures a human being,” says Denver attorney Jason FloresWilliams, who filed the case on the river’s behalf. “Even though we know at this point scientifically that injuries to the environment are injuries to human beings, the law hasn’t caught up to it yet.” The suit is based on the rights of nature philosophy, a growing movement in environmental law that hopes to establish the inherent rights of the natural world to exist and flourish independent of human ownership or use. Although the idea has been around for decades, it has gained momentum in recent years as climate change and other human factors increasingly threaten entire ecosystems. “There’s a growing understanding that environmental frameworks that exist today under environmental laws are not adequate to protect the environment,” says Mari Margil, with the Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund (CELDF), which is acting as legal advisor in the case. “They begin from the wrong place, the wrong premise, that nature is treated as right-less, as property, and therefore we can’t even protect its basic right to exist let alone to flourish.” By authorizing the use of the natural environment, Margil says, existing environmental laws, such as the Clean Water Act, actually are “legalizing environmental harm.” Therefore, these laws are lacking in their attempt to actually protect and preserve the natural world, she argues. “We’re seeing ecosystems collapse, species extinction, and the acceleration of climate change,” she says. “We’re seeing environmental decline around the world even in the face of all these environmental laws that are purported to protect the environment.” CELDF and other environmental law groups have worked with communities around See RIVER Page 14

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the country and the world to establish rights of nature laws over the past decade, many of which are cited in the The Colorado River Colorado River case. In 2008, Ecuador became the first runs through Rocky Mountain National country to codify rights of nature in the country’s constituPark, just miles from tion. Last year, the Ho-Chunk Nation in Wisconsin began its source. the process of establishing rights of nature in its tribal constitution. Other cases in Colombia, New Zealand and three dozen municipalities in the U.S. have implemented some sort of rights of nature policy, including the City of Lafayette, which passed its Climate Bill of Rights in April. Earlier this year a court in India declared that the Ganges and Yamuna Rivers are legal, living persons. Rights of nature advocates acknowledge giving the Colorado River personhood would be a paradigm shift for water law in Colorado, but a necessary one. “If you look at the Colorado River today, we’ve over-promised,” Margil says. “There isn’t enough water to fill the property rights that people, that governments have to that water.” While the Colorado River used to flow for 1,450 miles starting in the Rocky Mountains, it rarely reaches the Pacific Ocean near Sonora, Mexico, anymore. Although the 1922 Colorado River Compact, which allocates water to seven Southwestern states, requires a minimum flow of 15 million acre-feet, the annual average is now below that. Plus, new research out of the University of Arizona and Colorado State University estimates there will be an additional 30 percent further decline in the river’s volume by 2050 due to climate-change-induced drought. Not only does this threaten multiple animal and plant species that depend on the river for survival, it threatens the nearly 40 million people and 4 million acres of American and Mexican cropland that also depend on the river’s water. “We need to change how we govern our own behavior towards the natural world,” Margil says. “It’s really about codifying into law, therefore into practice, the steps we must take to live sustainably with the natural world upon which we depend.” And part of doing that is equaling the playing field, Flores-Williams says. Establishing the river as a person, an entity with rights, would put it on par with corporations, which have long controlled the legal system with their vast financial resources, he argues, and which have in many ways added to the river’s degradation, with little legal recourse, he argues. “This is simply a pragmatic solution. If you believe in science and take a rational, reasonable look at what’s happening in the environment in this world, it’s hard for me to imagine that law would simply want to be silent and have nothing to say about it,” Flores-Williams says. Granting the river the same rights as a person “gives the courts a tool to be able to address [environmental] injuries,” he adds. The State of Colorado declined to comment on the lawsuit, but water-rights owners and critics of the rights of nature approach argue that taking the current system and turning it on its head would unravel more than 150 years of water law without a clear path forward. “The basic fundamental [premise], that an individual, a person or a city or a municipality can have a property right to use the water for beneficial use is key to our water law in the state of Colorado,” says Don Shawcroft, president of the Colorado Farm Bureau. In Colorado, agriculture accounts for 90 percent of the state’s water use, and farmers own a majority of water rights. “The biggest danger is that if you establish that a river has a right, then who is going to determine Boulder Weekly

what that right is?” The net result would be more lawsuits, says Doug Kemper, executive director of the Colorado Water Congress, a Denver nonprofit representing water users throughout the state. “The practical effect would be, someone’s going to have to make decisions on water projects [and] what you’re going to end up doing, in my opinion, is you’re going to end up having the courts just making all the decisions, which is not very effective.” Establishing that the river has rights in and of itself, while also holding the State accountable for its harm, leaves too many questions unanswered, Kemper says. “I don’t know as though we’re really clear as to what the true outcome of that means. Does that mean water quality standards are going to change? Is permitting going to change?” Critics of the lawsuit also argue it could also undermine the reliability of our water system and cause uncertainty for water providers and users throughout the state. Plus, it has the possibility of violating the state constitution, if water-rights owners aren’t properly compensated. “A lot of it quite frankly does in fact go back to this concept of reliability. It’s been since even before 1876 when the state was established that individuals filed for a water right to use water in a specific way from a specific stream,” Shawcroft says. “That reliability has value to it. Any change that would come back would diminish that value, would certainly be a taking of value and at least the guarantee of the constitution that even public entities can’t take something away from you without compensating you for that loss in value.” Furthermore, Shawcroft adds, the rights of nature concept has little legal standing and has been rejected by courts in various forms already. He doesn’t expect this latest case to go any differently. He does acknowledge, however, that water scarcity issues are a concern in the West, especially for farmers and ranchers who see water and land resources as integral to an entire way of life. He remains optimistic that humankind can figure out how to meet our demand for water within the current legal system, pointing to the use of desalination technology in other arid climates like the Middle East. But methods such as this aren’t without challenges either, as examined in the first installment of this series (“The new gold rush, Part 1,” Sept. 14 ). The use of water markets is another approach, Shawcroft says. Although this approach is still based on the fundamental premise that water is a commodity that can be bought and sold, not an entity that has rights in and of itself. “Whether or not our legal system recognizes that nature has rights, it does,” says Grant Wilson of Earth Law Center, and also a member of Boulder Rights of Nature (BRON), a citizens group advocating for rights of nature laws in jurisdictions throughout Boulder County. He is not involved in the current lawsuit, but works on similar campaigns throughout the world. The rights of nature approach to water is not advocating for rivers to go untouched and water unused, or for nature to “revert back to something that’s already gone, which is a natural state of the world,” he says. And it’s not about prioritizing the health and well-being of the river ecosystem over that of humans. Rather, it’s a rebalancing of resources so that both the basic needs of humans and ecosystems are met. The two aren’t mutually exclusive, Wilson argues. “I think if you look at any environmental area where it’s been majorly degraded, it’s impossible to separate the health of nature with the health of humans,” he says. “Pollution in water is harming people’s health in communities. Lack of water because it’s used irresponsibly means some communities don’t have it. If we manage it responsibly and have adequate supplies of clean water through the rights of nature approach, it will benefit human health.” If the Colorado River were granted personhood through this lawsuit, humans would still need to be involved in its management. In other countries like India and New Zealand where rivers have been given these rights, the courts have appointed a permanent legal guardian to protect the river’s interests, and one could expect a similar approach in the U.S. Wilson for one, would advocate for Native Americans to hold this role, as the rights of nature approach is based on indigenous people’s relationship to the natural world and they have traditionally relied on the Colorado River long before Europeans settled the West. Although the environmental laws of the 1970s had their time and place, it’s time for our legal system to evolve as our understanding of ecological health and environmental crises grows, he says. If the U.S. District Court rules in favor of the Colorado River in this case, it would be a major step toward establishing rights of nature throughout the U.S. But it would also guarantee the continued existence of the river and its ecosystem on which humans depend, he argues. “It isn’t what some people fear, which is that rivers will be untouchable, pristine, off limits areas and that humans are going to suffer. I think it will be a rebalancing and a period of adaptation,” Wilson says. “And people will find that their needs are still being met and the well-being of rivers will be improved and they’ll be happy about that for themselves, and their children and future generations.” Boulder Weekly

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break out of our old, broken ways of thinking and start prioritizing the local food system, soil fertility, all the things we want to support until numbers get in the way because they just aren’t capable of garnering the same degree of return on investment.” With SOIL, Tasch seeks to attract a greater number of investors; individuals can become a member with a tax deductible donation of $100 or more. Then, members meet to make 0 percent loans to local farmers and food entrepreneurs, by majority vote — one member, one vote, no matter what the size of the donation. When loans are repaid, funds are recycled into new loans. “We are trying to redefine what it means to have a successful enterprise,” says Michael Bartner, vice president of the Slow Money Institute. “Instead of asking about rates of return like you would with angel investing or low-interest loans, this philanthropic model will allow us to start asking questions about the values of the enterprises we invest in, how it will contribute to carbon restoration in the soil, and how it might bolster a local food economy.” Slow Money launched a similar model two years ago in the Roaring Fork Valley where 33 individuals have contributed a total of $206,000 in amounts ranging from $100 to $80,000. Seven loans have been made to date, with more in the pipeline, funding projects like buying a refrigerated truck for an organic flower farm or building a hoop house to extend the

Innovating investments in soil A nonprofit seeking to bolster small food businesses stays rooted in Boulder by Sarah Haas “If we really are to address some of these deep structural problems in the economy, it has to take us all the way back to how we grow our food, all of which depends on soil,” Tasch says. On Oct. 16 and 17 hundreds of people — investors, farmers, scientists and concerned citizens — will gather in Boulder to launch a philanthropic venture, Slow Opportunities for Investing Locally (SOIL), which coincides with the release of Tasch’s book. SOIL’s model is a simple tweak on the low-interest one Slow Money already uses, which Tasch describes as a boundary activity between investing and philanthropy — consider it either a traditional investment with a unique social return, or a kind of philanthropy with an uncommonly high financial return. “We want to be in that boundary zone in order to

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I In 2009, an avalanche in the Himalayas took the lives of three Boulder mountaineers, including Jonny Copp, the 35-year-old Adventure Film Festival founder.

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n July of 2009, Boulder Theater plotted its marquee letters to read: LONG LIVE JONNY COPP. Weeks earlier, three Boulder climbers — Jonny Copp, Micah Dash and Wayde Johnson — were killed in an avalanche while approaching a new route they’d scouted on the face of Mount Edgar, a sheer, jagged, fin-like 6,000-meter peak in the Chinese Himalayas. Jonny was 35, Dash 32, and Johnson 24. Jonny and Dash were “alpinists of the highest level,” Alpinist magazine wrote the week following their death. “Displaying the combination of technical difficulty, alpine style and remote location became [ Jonny and Dash’s] trademark.” Johnson, a filmmaker, hadn’t planned on summiting with the duo. He was on the expedition as a producer for Sender Films to document the pair’s first ascent. Back in Colorado, it hadn’t taken long for Jonny, a SouthernCalifornia kid, to make his mark on the climbing community, and for people around to notice. After moving to Boulder in the early ’90s, he see JONNY Page 24

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set a winter speed record on the Diamond in Rocky Mountain National Park, and pinned his name to numerous first ascents and linkups in the most revered mounMore than two tainscapes — Patagonia, Pakistan and Alaska, to name a dozen films will play throughfew. In 2009, Alpinist reported, “Copp represented alpinism out the festival, at its most impeccable and most futuristic, bringing the traincluding Twin Galaxies picditional philosophy of a rope, rack and a pack to some of tured above. the world’s most challenging peaks and walls.” It was during a different, earlier trip to the Himalayas that Jonny had “The Idea.” “You know how it is — when you’re out in the backcountry, good ideas come to you,” Abbey Smith, Jonny’s close friend and climbing partner, recalls. It was in a tent that he first “scratched down ideas for a community-oriented and community-built film festival. He wanted to showcase the stories and experiences that we have out in the world.” Jonny had built his life standing at the intersection of adventure and storytelling, thumb out, ready to catch a ride in either direction. “We’d said farewell to girlfriends, been dumped by girlfriends, passed on career jobs, and cobbled together a living based on a mix of photography, writing, and weird one-off jobs to supplement the odd (and well-below poverty line) sponsorship check,” Pete Takeda, another close friend and climbing partner, wrote in a memorial essay for Patagonia. Takeda was part of the recovery team that sifted through the avalanche debris on Mount Edgar following the accident. In 2004, Jonny set in motion what would become one of the widest-reaching adventure film festivals in the world. Rather than prioritizing how much adrenaline a film could pump — a common practice in the adventure industry — Jonny envisioned a collection of adventure films that dug into the core of the people undertaking adventures and the essence of the places into which they traveled. “He saw a void in terms of the depth in [adventure] storytelling,” says his sister Aimee. Thus, the Boulder Adventure Film Festival was born. “When he walked into the room, everyone lit up,” says Smith, who now manages the festival’s PR. “When he had a good idea it wasn’t hard to get everyone behind it.” Jonny’s energy was contagious. Early on, he coined the festival’s slogan “Make your own legend,” meaning “follow your dreams, do something you’ve never done before, explore, reach past what you could do in your own life,” Aimee explains. When Jonny died a few months prior to the festival’s fifth anniversary, the team was faced with a decision: to continue or to pause the operation? “When people experience tragic loss they have moments of clarity,” says Aimee, “and I definitely knew that I wanted to create a foundation for my brother and have that foundation continue the festival, in his honor and to continue his legacy.” 24 September 28, 2017

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In the near-decade since, the tight-knit festival team — comprised of family, friends and a fleet of volunteers Jonny Copp with — has wholeheartedly dedicated itself to building upon his sister Aimee. Jonny’s mission. They’ve grown the festival around the globe and deepened its commitment to telling stories laced with adventure, but focused on social and environmental messages. In keeping the festival alive, they’re not only keeping alive Jonny’s spirit, they are still growing his influence. The magnitude of people that report being affected by the festival still shocks Aimee. Their mom, Phyllis, shares that they’re actually planning to create a film about how the festival has impacted attendees. Aimee says her family is now close with a man who credits the inspiration he found at the Adventure Film Festival with helping relieve suicidal thoughts. “Sharing stories really has the power to inspire and spawn real change. That was basically the platform [on which] he started,” says Smith. “We’re trying to go through the power of storytelling to open people’s eyes.” While many of the films at the festival profile expeditions or athletes, some dig straight into socio-political ON THE BILL: 2017 Adventure issues. Water Warriors, for example, is a documentary about Film Festival. Oct. a Canadian community’s successful fight against the oil 6-8, Boulder Theater, 2032 14th and gas industry. Director Michael Premo says its place St., Boulder, within an adventure film festival is invigorating. “It’s a adventurefilm.org. really exciting way to take people to places they wouldn’t normally go and break them out of their routine.” One of the most powerful aspects of a film festival, according to Smith, lies in its ability to make people think beyond their experiences. “When you bring people together to experience a film, it starts a conversation and [you can experience a] shared reaction.” Aimee agrees, “Film has a way of showing people a place, culture, cause or issue that they might not have experienced first person. ... Through storytelling, they’re able to actually experience and understand the complexities, and honestly start to care.” This year the team focused on “finding and curating a playlist of films and programming … that feature people of color, women adventurers, and those minority groups that are not fairly represented at these types of festivals,” says Aimee. During the three-day festival, more than two-dozen films — some with bigname characters like Hazel Findlay, Hans Florine and Brad Gobright — will play at the Boulder Theater. The concurrent Adventure Street Fair, which takes place along 14th Street, will feature live performances by musicians Jeff & Paige and artist Jeremy Collins. On Sunday, Outdoor Afro leader Kriste Peoples will guide a hike and tell stories about Boulder’s black history. Expedition chef Kieran Creevy will teach a gourmet backcountry cooking class. An adventure film workshop, taught by industry leaders like Shelma Jun, Jason Houston and Juliana Broste, will impart storytelling and community-connecting techniques. All together, the weekend is designed to stimulate your appetite for adventure and challenging the status quo. “From my perspective and in line with my brother’s mission, if we’re not really touching and inspiring people, than we’re not doing what we should be doing,” Aimee says. If the length of one life can be measured by the reverberations it transmits across communities around the globe, one thing is certain: Jonny Copp sure is living long. Boulder Weekly

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informed songs, drawing substance from the entanglement of characters real and imagined as they are ground through the wheels of history grand and trivial. This is Stewart’s stock-in-trade — a product and a voice derived from his own obsession with history and literature, paired with a gift for detail and a staggering command of language. The Spanish revolution, the Russian revolution, World War I and II — invasions and turmoil and societal upheaval, overlaid upon the frayed imperfections of mortal men. He is, also, the Year of the Cat guy, and a good chunk of his road schedule over the last few months is one of those “plays the whole album for your enjoyment” things. Stewart’s success with that album and the eponymous single, which blew up on European and American radio in 1976, suddenly made the dedicated folkie a pop star, a sudden transformation that Stewart found a little disorienting and, in ensuing years, both a blessing and a minor albatross, as much of the pop-stuff fans had little relationship to his deeper catalog. But 40 years on, Stewart is out with a Chicago-based band called The Empty Pockets, playing Year of the Cat end to end — to everyone’s enjoyment, and even his own. “Well,” he says, picking his words carefully, “it’s certainly a trend, this thing of doing ‘classic albums.’ A lot of people are doing it... Sparks took it to new heights a year or so ago, when they took over at Shephard’s Bush Empire... and not only did they play the whole of one of their albums, they played the whole of all of their albums. “The shift is the economics of the thing; people keep nagging me to play Year of the Cat with a band. I found this band out of Chicago, which was recommended to me, called The Empty Pockets, and they’re all young and enthusiastic. It wasn’t a possibility until then; to bring over the band that I had at the Royal Albert Hall would be so expensive you’d be losing 10 grand a night, even if you were sold out. “We’ve played three or four (shows) so far. And I think they just added 16 more.” Is he enjoying it? “We’ve got 16 more to go, but so far, yeah, it’s been fun. I think you’d have to ask me after all those are done, but so far, yeah it’s been fun. “And it’s something people want. I think people forget that this is a job, you need bookings. I’ve been working steadily for the past 15 years in kind of a folkie way, and it never occurred to me that at this age (72), I’d be going out and playing with a rock band, and so far people seem to like it. It’s something different, something new.” Stewart once said that standing up in front of a full band represented something of a discomfort for him, as if he were getting in the way of the players who were doing all the work. He laughs. “It’s sort of what Bette Midler once said of Helen Reddy, that she should be arrested for loitering in front of an audience. Which was very unfair, but still kind of funny. “Back in the day, I was a resolute folkie. I made Past, Present and Future, which was all about lyrics. Bob Dylan has this line on one of his songs, ‘I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.’ And it sort of feels that way to me. Now, I don’t care. I think I got a little too serious for my own good at some point in my career. It’s not that I don’t love Past, Present and Future, but you can’t live off a solid diet of Russian history, which, for awhile, I did.” From those days, of course, came Stewart’s epic “Roads to Moscow,” his lyrical masterpiece “Nostradamus,” and, even earlier, the touching “The News from Spain.” As coincidence had it, I chatted last month with Rick Wakeman, who prior to his enormo-dome days with Yes, was a session player in London. He contributed a now-legendary piano outro to the track “The News From Spain,” a sleeper track from the Orange album that Stewart admits was an early personal favorite but had fallen off his set list, until it got surprisingly resurrected while on tour with guitarist Dave Nachmanoff not long ago, with Nachmanoff actually sort-of reproducing Wakeman’s bit of Rachmaninoff comping. “It was very odd... we hadn’t played it for 30 years, and we were in Seattle and someone yelled out ‘The News from Spain’, and I thought, I don’t think I remember it. But I took a crack at it and someone recorded it (for the Uncorked release). I think it was my least-selling single when it came out. It came out around Christmas, and it sold something like 162 copies. It sold even less than my first single, which is really saying something.” Of course, when Year of the Cat was released to blanket airplay and Stewart was signed to Arista records as a now-certified pop star, the inevitable pressure to make more hits came to bear. It’s something that Stewart, who was not doctrinally opposed to having a hit but was generally unaccustomed to cranking them out on demand, thought he’d have a bit of fun with his chart-obsessed handlers. Boulder Weekly

“’Song on the Radio,’ I get asked for that all the time, but I actually end the sentence with a preposition and I know better than that. “ We’re both cracking up again. “I mean, I’m not strict about it, but I don’t tend to make these mistakes. Worse, I used the same word twice in the same sentence. [“I was making my way through the wasteland/The road into town passes through.”] I mean, this is terrible writing. “There’s no justification for it, but the record company asked for a midtempo ballad with a saxophone on it, and I was kind of making fun of Arista Records. They wanted a song that could be played on the radio, and very tongue-in-cheek I wrote a song called ‘Song on the Radio.’ I thought they’d be smart enough to see I was actually joking, but of course they didn’t, and they put it out as a single and it made the Top 30, and the joke was on me because I screwed up a preposition.” And as far as the Big Hit, the title track itself actually started as a song about Tony Hancock. When my wife and I were in England a couple of months ago, the BBC ran a story about an enthusiast who had stumbled across a couple of lost recordings by Hancock, a significant find evidently. We of course had no idea who Hancock was, but we learned subsequently of the connection to the song “Year of the Cat.” “Tony Hancock was the most famous comedian in England,” Stewart explains, “…and what happened over the years, after his heyday, he made a couple of movies, but his comedy didn’t translate, and he became somewhat depressed (and quite drunk, it should be said). “He came to Bournemouth when I was about 18, 19, just before I left for London. And he came out onstage and said, ‘I’m really miserable,’ and of course everyone laughed, because that was the character he usually played. And he said, ‘No, I mean it,” and they laughed even more. There were 2,000 people in the audience, all laughing, but I felt I knew, he really means this. And no one else in the audience seemed to be getting it. And I think it was just a few months after that he committed suicide. “And I wrote this song called ‘The Foot of the Stage,’ it was the ‘Year of the Cat’ tune, with different words. The chorus was, ‘His tears fell down like rain/At the foot of the stage’, and it was all about Tony Hancock. And that would have been it, but for the American record company who said that no one in America would have any idea who Tony Hancock was, and could I rewrite it. And so I did. “I don’t have them anymore, because I don’t have that exercise book, Boulder Weekly

but somewhere, yes, to write, if not necON THE BILL: Ambrosia, Orleans, Al Stewart and Pure there’s a whole set of essarily to make Prairie League. 9 p.m. Friday, lyrics about Tony many studio records Sept. 29, Union Colony Civic Hancock.” anymore. Center, 701 10th Ave., Greeley. Year of the Cat Classic Album For his part, “I haven’t given Concert. 7 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 2, Stewart is far from up making records The Soiled Dove Underground, miserable. With a so much as people 7401 E. First Ave., Denver. catalog of songs in have given up buythe hundreds, from ing them.” pop hits to character Fair enough. But studies to odes to revolution, Stewart new songs still come along. has shaken off whatever orthodoxy held “I like obscure subjects. I woke up him in shackles, pleased to play what one day and I thought, I’d like to write his audience wants. And he continues a song about a javelin salesman. On a

level of, can I do it? I thought, there can be no songs about a javelin salesman. So I began this thing: “‘He was a traveling salesman of javelins/Archery goods and supplies/ She was his April surprise/With pale green eyes/He went to markets with arrows and targets/And she went along for the ride/Now love has gone out with the tide/And he’s left mystified.’ “I think it wants to be called ‘Arrows and Targets,’ because it’s about their affair.”

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am Amidon wears headphones a lot, although a lot less than he used to. Think of them like a stethoscope and Amidon the physician, listening for musical heartbeats and signs of sonic life. Although maybe it’s best not to dispart them, and better to say the wire is like an umbilical cord connecting Amidon to his musical source.

“If I was told that tomorrow I was never gonna play music again, I would be bummed, sure, but if I was told that I was never gonna listen to music again, I would be devastated,” he says. “For me, listening to music is one of the deepest and more important activities in my life — playing music is about listening and so exploring other people’s musical worlds.” Whether Amidon is listening to a Sonny

Rollins album from the 1960s, conceptual electronic creations or a field recording of an Irish pub session, you can be sure he’s listening closely, picking up on all of its technical nuances. But more impressive than his savantlike command of odd musical niches and deep cuts is how he listens. He listens to music as a record of an event, of artists in a room together, “like really being together,” he says, “responding to each other in a musical conversation.” He says he can hear the look of ecstasy on their faces in a moment of co-created genius just like he can hear the annoyance in a saxophonist’s pitch as the pianist departs on a self-indulgent tangent. Amidon knows music like Paula Deen knows butter: He loves it, but more importantly he knows how to use it. His discography could be likened to a Thanksgiving feast — a bounty that rewards those willing to savor every dish. His first two albums are weird and spontaneous, wearing all the trademarks of a young musician playing with the freedom he’d just discovered at the tips of his fiddling fingertips. And then, as he got older, he released five albums of increasingly refined reinterpretations of folk songs that would come to define his musical niche. Perhaps owing to his penchant for free jazz and the oral traditions of folk, Amidon may have found a niche, but it was never rote. Each time he would go to make a record, he would ask himself what elements of his expression hadn’t made it onto an album yet. For years that meant showcasing Boulder Weekly

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he Revolutionists will not be struggling to write a play, a play that televised. You’ll have to put will not only bolster her reputation as a down the remote, tablet, laptop playwright but that will also strike a or phone and get your blow for freedom and live on indelibly unplugged self to the Dairy as her legacy. There to challenge her Arts Center. There, seated stadium-style and inspire her in equal parts are in the comfy confines of the Dairy’s Angelle, Corday and Antoinette. As Grace Gamm Theater, perhaps with a different as the women may be in age, glass of wine or beer in hand, you will race and background, their yearning for be treated to the spectacle of four living, liberté, égalité and sororité unites them. breathing human women gesticulating The interplay between these women’s and pontificating, moving and, yes, similarities and differences, and the shaking, mere feet in front of your face. sometimes jocund, sometimes fiery Not through a screen, clashes that result therenot via beam, not on from, fuels a play that is your couch (but you can 75 percent comedy, 25 still slouch). percent tragedy and 100 ON THE BILL: The Those four women percent outstanding. Revolutionists. BETC at the Dairy Arts Center, 2590 and the characters they That de Gouges, Walnut St., Boulder. play, however, are no Corday, Antoinette and Through Oct. 8 Tickets $20 slouches. Olympe de Angelle are as fascinatand up. Gouges was a feminist, ing as they are in The activist and playwright Revolutionists owes as who advocated for, among other things, much to the actresses playing them as to equal rights for women. Charlotte their conception by playwright Lauren Corday knowingly sacrificed her own life Gunderson. Though it is ostensibly de in the name of her convictions when she Gouges’ play, the true through line is assassinated Jean-Paul Marat, the Jacobin Angelle, and Jada Suzanne Dixon makes supporter and spiritual kin to Bill a big impression in the role. Whether O’Reilly, during the Reign of Terror. she’s encouraging de Gouges or verbally Marie Antoinette may not have actually catfighting with the entitled Antoinette, uttered her most frequently quoted snark, Dixon’s Angelle exudes strength and “Let them eat cake,” but she was a literconviction, and during the second act, ally and figuratively empowered woman Dixon delivers the play’s hardest emowho lived without apology. Unlike her tional body blow with such force that it three counterparts, Marianne Angelle is literally took my breath away. not a figure from history but rather an Maire Higgins appears to relish the amalgamation of fierce women who opportunity to play the Angel of fought to end slavery and for equality for Assassins. She goes for the gusto and people of color in Saint-Domingue gets it with a perfectly over-the-top (which is Haiti today) and all of the portrayal of an impassioned radical. French Republic. When she casually styles herself an The central conceit of The “editor” of the journalist Marat, the Revolutionists is that de Gouges is audience erupted in laughter. And like Boulder Weekly

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Dixon, Higgins changes gears later in the play by conveying Corday’s very tangible fear and fragility. As Antoinette, Adrian Egolf arguably has the easiest job. Her character is written as the comic relief and is given many of the best lines like, “I’m here for a rewrite,” and “Hold the throne,” as well as a deliciously oblique Thomas Jefferson-as-slave-diddler reference. It takes an actress of Egolf ’s substantial talent, however, to turn the jester aristocrat in a play about social equality into a likeable, even sympathetic character. It’s been quite a few years since I last saw BETC co-founder Rebecca Remaly on stage. During that time, I’ve enjoyed numerous productions she’s directed, produced or both, but it was a real and rare pleasure to see her in front of the lights once again. Remaly’s take on de Gouges makes her at once the most modern and seemingly timeless of The Revolutionists’ sisterhood. De Gouges is obviously a proxy for Gunderson, and Remaly bounces effortlessly between that meta element and the more traditional dramatic requirements of the part. The Revolutionists is not only another win by BETC, but establishes for me the inarguable artistic dominance of Lauren Gunderson. When the women of The Revolutionists make fun of the idea of a play within a play from their position in a play about a play within a play, one just can’t help but smile.

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There Will Be Blood. 7 p.m. Monday, Oct. 2, Boedecker Theater at the Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

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Many considered it the best movie of 2007. This summer, The New York Times called it the best movie of the 21st century. In time, it may be considered the best ever, shoulder to shoulder with Citizen Kane, Vertigo and Tokyo Story, but for The Boe’s screening, we’ll just call it “essential.” Based loosely on Upton Sinclair’s Oil! and John Huston’s The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Paul Thomas Anderson’s magnificent There Will Be Blood — a title that is both a threat and a promise — drills to the core of the American dream, following notorious and self-proclaimed oilman Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis in an Oscar-winning performance) as he seeks fame and fortune, but self-destructs.

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Erica Lewis, Sommer Browning, Sueyeun Juliette Lee. 8 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. Saturday, Sept. 30 100,000 Poets for Change. 3 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. Sunday, October 1 Philip Jett — Death of an Heir. 5 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder. Monday, October 2 Dr. Rav Ivker — Cannabis for Chronic Pain. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder.

Joanna Eldredge Morrissey

So, You’re a Poet: Weekly Open Poetry Reading. Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. Tuesday, October 3 Innisfree Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. Susan Mann & Sarah Hegger — A Covert Affair and Becoming Bella. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder.

Gods. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder.

Jodie Hollander. 6 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder.

Ninawa Pai da Mata. 5:30 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder.

Wednesday, October 4

Sujee. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder.

Jodie Hollander and Michael Henry — My Dark Horses and Active

Set against the charms and vicissitudes of growing up in a family of musicians, Jodie Hollander’s debut collection of poetry, My Dark Horses, follows the story of a daughter’s maturing relationship with her mother.

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Thursday, September 28 Music Andrew Wynne. 7 p.m. Por Wine House, 836 1/2 Main St., Louisville. Ben Hammond. 6 p.m. Rayback Collective, 2775 Valmont Road, Boulder. Big Daddy Weave — Set Free Tour. 7 p.m. LifeBridge, 10345 Ute Highway, Longmont. CU Symphony Orchestra. 7:30 p.m. University of Colorado Boulder, Regent Drive at Broadway, Boulder. The Ghost of Paul Revere. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder. Glass Top Bar. 5 p.m. Galleria at the Denver Performing Arts Complex, 1400 Curtis St., Denver. Grateful Bluegrass Boys (with Special Guest Tyler Grant) & Old Salt Union — with Lil Skoops (Patio Set). 8 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver. Jerry Joseph. 8 p.m. The Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Mark Kozelek of Sun Kil Moon. 8 p.m. The Soiled Dove Underground, 7401 E. First Ave., Denver. Oktoberfest. 4 p.m. The Avenues Crofton Park, 12431 King Court, Boulder. Open Mic Night. 9 p.m. Outback Saloon, 3141 28th St., Boulder. Ritmo Jazz Latino. 9 p.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver. Ruth B. 7:30 p.m. Globe Hall, 4483 Logan St., Denver. Skylar Spence. 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver. SwarmTour — with Jade Cicada. 9 p.m. The Black Box, 314 E. 13th Ave., Denver. Thunderthief, Mammoth Water, Fed Rez, Gioto, Pheel. 8:30 p.m. Your Mom’s House, 608 E. 13th Ave., Denver. Events Aventure Film Festival. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Backpacks Full of Cash (Film Screening). 7 p.m. Sie FilmCenter, 2510 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Comedy Happy Hour. 5:30 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver. Comedy Night at Vision Quest. 8:30 p.m. Vision Quest Brewing, 2510 47th St., Boulder. Francisco Ugarte — Artist Talk. 7 p.m. Museum Of Contemporary Art Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver.

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Free Screening of We the People 2.0. 6:30 p.m. Longmont Public Library, 409 Fourth Ave., Longmont. The Improv Games: Denver’s Short Form Showdown. 7:30 p.m. Bovine Metropolis Theater, 1527 Champa St., Denver. Naughty Pierre’s Burlesque & Comedy Show. 8 p.m. The Clocktower Cabaret, 1601 Arapahoe St., Denver. Nick Swardson. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver. Square Dance Lessons. 7 p.m. Glenn’s Den, 10178 Empire Drive, Lafayette. Trivia at Tandoori’s Bar. 6 p.m. Tandoori’s Bar, 619 S. Broadway, Boulder. Friday, September 29 Music Argentine Tango GroundSchool Classes. 7 p.m. Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Road, Boulder. Blue Canyon Boys. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver. Bluegrass Pick. 6 p.m. Cellar West Artisan Ales, 1001 Lee Hill Drive, Suite 10, Boulder. Brassaholics Quintet. 6 p.m. Open Door Brewing Company (Galactic Headquarters), 2030 Ionosphere St., Suite G, Longmont. Curren$y “Pilot Talk Trilogy Tour” — with Special Guests. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece, 2637 Welton St., Denver. Denver Philharmonic Orchestra Oktoberfest. 7:30 p.m. The Church, 1160 Lincoln St., Denver. Digg, Turtleneck, The Dirty Duo. 9 p.m. Your Mom’s House, 608 E. 13th Ave., Denver. Dotsero. 9:30 p.m. Jazz@Jack’s, 500 16th St., Suite 320, Denver. The Farmer Sisters. 6:30 p.m. Chuburger, 1225 Ken Pratt Blvd., Longmont. Friday Lunch — with the Denver Jazz Ladies. 11 a.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver. Friday Night Social — with Dave Devine Trio. 10:15 p.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver. Future Islands. 9 p.m. Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St., Denver. The Ghost of Paul Revere. 9 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver. Hit and Run: Musical Improv. 9 p.m. Voodoo Comedy Playhouse, 1260 22nd St., Denver.

Hogback Blues Band. 6:30 p.m. Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 Hover St., Longmont. Jackson Taylor & The Sinners. 7 p.m. Herman’s Hideaway, 1578 S. Broadway, Denver. Jared Romero Opening Reception. 5 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont. Junius. 9 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver. Lionel Young Duo. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tap Room, 921 Pearl St., Boulder. Live Music. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing Company (Lee Hill), 1501 Lee Hill Drive, Unit 20, Boulder. Lori’s Cuisine. 3:30 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont. Many Mountains. 5 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont. Metro Station — with Assuming We Survive, Avion Roe, Lancifer. 7 p.m. Marquis Theatre, 2009 Larimer St., Denver. No Bird Ever Flew. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637 S. Broadway, Boulder. Nube Nueve. 10:15 p.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver. Oktoberfest Fun. 3 p.m. Rosemark at Mayfair Park, 833 Jersey St., Denver. Ottmar Liebert and Luna Negra. 10 p.m. The Soiled Dove Underground, 7401 E. First Ave., Denver. Peak2Peak. 9 p.m. Angel’s Landing, 2014 S. University Blvd., Denver. Rastasaurus. 9 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver. Ravin’Wolf Acoustic Mountain Blues. 8 p.m. SKEYE Brewing, 900 S. Hover St., Suite D, Longmont. Scramble Campbell “Live Music Painter” Book Signing and Exhibit. 6 p.m. Arts Hub, 420 Courtney Way, Lafayette. Severed Heads — with Pankow Live. 8:30 p.m. The Black Box, 314 E. 13th Ave., Denver. Stephen Kellogg (Full Band) — with Emily Hearn. 8 p.m. Walnut Room, 3131 Walnut St., Denver. Stumble Monkey. 6 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont. Thumpin. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette. Thunder & Rain. 9 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St., Boulder. Too Short — 30 Year Anniversary. 8 p.m. Summit Music Hall, 1902 Blake St., Denver.

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events Tristen. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Grand Opening Party. 3 p.m. Spinster Sisters Mercantile, 1102 Pearl St., Boulder.

Live Music: FIZ. 7:30 p.m. Dannik’s Gunbarrel Corner Bar, 6525 Gunpark Drive, Boulder.

Old’s Cool Rock Dance for Hurricane Relief. 1 p.m. Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Road, Boulder.

Turkuaz — with Sinkane. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder.

Happy Hour Live Jazz. 5:30 p.m. Tandoori Grill South, 619 S. Broadway, Boulder.

Mad Dog Friedman. 10:30 p.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver.

One-Eyed Doll. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Vendetta Music presents Severed Heads, Pankow, Echo Beds and Blackcell. 8 p.m. Black Box, 314 E. 13th Ave., Denver.

The Hollow Hearted (EP Release Show). 7 p.m. Moon Room, 1902 Blake St., Denver.

Martin Hayes & Dennis Cahill. 7 p.m. The Soiled Dove Underground, 7401 E. First Ave., Denver.

Queen of Jazz: A Tribute to Ella Fitzgerald. 7:30 p.m. Boettcher Concert Hall, 1000 14th St., Denver.

Mass Hipsteria. 9 p.m. Angel’s Landing, 2014 S. University Blvd., Denver.

Shattered Mirrors Goth Night. 9 p.m. The Black Box LLC, 314 E. 13th Ave., Denver.

Music Together® Class. 11:30 a.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder.

SNAP! ’90s Dance Party, hosted by DJ A-L (The Soul Pros/Future Classic Music). 9 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver.

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Interstate Stash Expresss. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill and Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons.

Comedy Happy Hour. 5 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver.

Japanese Breakfast. 9 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver.

Fate of The Comedy Show. 8 p.m. Los Tacos Famous Taqueria, 600 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Krafty Kuts. 9 p.m. The Black Box, 314 E. 13th Ave., Denver.

Freedom of Speech Celebration in honor of Banned Books Week. 7 p.m. BookBar, 4280 Tennyson St., Denver. Heirs of Hogwarts: An Improvised Adventure. 8 p.m. Bovine Metropolis Theater, 1527 Champa St., Denver. Iggy Beer Fest. 4 p.m. Regis University, Field House, 3333 Regis Blvd., Denver. L’Estrange Menagerie: A Sexy Circus. 11 p.m. The Clocktower Cabaret, 1601 Arapahoe St., Denver. Makeshift Shakespeare. 8 p.m. Voodoo Comedy Playhouse, 1260 22nd St., Denver. On The Spot. 8 p.m. Bovine Metropolis Theater, 1527 Champa St., Denver. Password:Comedy. 7 p.m. The Speakeasy, 301 Main St., Longmont. Saturday, September 30 Music ’90’s Brunch — with Jen Korte. 10:30 a.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver. Beppe Gambetta. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver. The Blue Kings (Free Show). 9 p.m. Streets of London Pub, 1501 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. The Catcalls. 8 p.m. SKEYE Brewing, 900 S. Hover St., Suite D, Longmont. Colorado Tattoo Convention After Party. 7 p.m. Herman’s Hideaway, 1578 S. Broadway, Denver. Daniel Norgren. 8 p.m. Globe Hall, 4483 Logan St., Denver. Dark Descent Records Eighth Anniversary and Spectral Voice Album Release. 8 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver. Dark Star Orchestra. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder. Denver deCOmpression 2017 — INTERGALACTIC. 2 p.m. EXDO Event Center, 1399 35th St., Denver. Diana Gameros, Izcalli, Mono Verde Collectivo. 9 p.m. Goosetown Tavern, 3242 E. Colfax, Denver.

Nelson Rangell Quartet. 6:30 p.m. and 9 p.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver.

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Drumming for Jared — Fundraiser. 2 p.m. Boulder Drum Studio, 1320 Pearl St., Suite 107, Boulder. Early Bird Show Special. 6:30 p.m. Walnut Room, 3131 Walnut St., Denver.

Five and Dimers. 6:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 Hover St., Longmont. Free Funk For Your Trunk featuring Tula — with Oklahoma Stackhouse & Beta Units. 9 p.m. Your Mom’s House, 608 E. 13th Ave., Denver. Goldie “The Journey Man” U.S. Tour — with Fury, Grym, Goreteks. 9 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver.

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Don’t Yell At Me, Episode 22. 7 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont.

Felonius Smith Trio. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Boulder Taproom, 921 Pearl St., Boulder.

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Friday, Oct. 27 • 3-5 p.m @ South Games • Crafts • Snacks • Costume Fun & More! Ages 3-8 • $5 entry fee

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Sunday Oct 1st

SKANSON & HANSEN “Virtuoso Guitar Duo”

Stephen Kellogg (Full Band) —with Emily Hearn. 8 p.m. Walnut Room, 3131 Walnut St., Denver.

Boulder Friends of Jazz Jam Session. 1 p.m. Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Road, Boulder.

Omotai. 9 p.m. Streets of London Pub, 1501 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Tauk. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder.

Brunch with Em Possible (EP Release). 10:30 a.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver.

Open Mic Night. 6 p.m. Dannik’s Gunbarrel Corner Bar, 6525 Gunpark Drive, Boulder.

TOKiMONSTA. 9 p.m. The Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Cranberries. 7:30 p.m. Paramount Theatre, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver.

Richard Gilbert. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder.

Turkuaz. 9 p.m. The Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Dark Star Orchestra. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder

Sugar Candy Mountain. 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver.

Väsen. 3 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver.

Dead Rider. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Ukulele Jam. 2 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing, 142 Pratt St., Longmont.

Walk with Compassion. 9:30 a.m. Dawson Park at McIntosh Lake, 1757 Harvard St., Longmont. World Famous Johnsons. 7 p.m. Herman’s Hideaway, 1578 S. Broadway, Denver. Events 2017 Festival Film Pass. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. 3MCS Stand-Up, Sketch, and Live Comedy. 9 p.m. Blackbird Pub, 305 S. Downing St., Denver. The Agency: “Bits and Pieces.” 8 p.m. Voodoo Comedy Playhouse, 1260 22nd St., Denver. Blush: A Burlesque Fantasy. 8 p.m. The Clocktower, 1601 Arapahoe St., Denver. Carnival Rhythms. 7 p.m. Knights of Columbus, 1555 Grant St., Denver.

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame —presented by The Evergreen Chorale. Center Stage, 27608 Fireweed Drive, Evergreen. Through Oct. 8.

August: Osage County — presented by Vintage Theatre. Vintage Theatre, 1468 Dayton St., Aurora. Through Oct. 15. A Chorus Line. Arvada Center for the Arts and

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow — presented by Miners Alley Children’s Theatre. Miners Alley Playhouse, 1224 Washington Ave., Golden. Through Oct. 28. Les Liaison Dangereuses — presented by Miners Alley. Miners Alley Playhouse, 1224 Washington Avenue, Golden. Through Oct. 15.

International Ocean Film Tour. 7 p.m. The Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Macbeth. Space, Theatre, Denver Center for the Performing Arts, 1345 Champa St., Denver. Through Oct. 29.

Lott Of Laughs Drag Show. 8 p.m. Mile High Hamburger Mary’s, 1336 E. 17th Ave., Denver.

The Music Man. Candlelight Dinner Playhouse, 4747 Marketplace Drive, Johnstown. Through Nov. 5

Louisville Farmers Market. 9 a.m. Downtown Louisville, 916 Main St., Louisville. Oktoberfest. 4 p.m. Samples World Bistro, 370 Main St., Longmont.

My Brilliant Divorce. Avenue Theater Group, 417 E. 17th Ave, Denver. Through Oct. 14. Ichabod Crane has come to Sleepy Hollow to teach, but what he learns there nearly frightens him out of his wits. Watch as Ichabod learns of the Legend of Sleepy Hollow and tries to escape the clutches of the Headless Horseman in the Miners Alley Children’s Theatre production of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, through Oct. 28.

Saturday Breakfast — with Pancakes & Biscuits. 10 a.m. Dazzle@Baur’s, 1512 Curtis St., Denver.

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Appropriate. Curious Theatre Company, 1080 Acoma St., Denver. Through Oct. 14.

The Little Dog Laughed — presented by Vintage Theatre. Vintage Theatre, 1468 Dayton St., Aurora. Through Oct. 22.

“All-Vocal Band”

BOURBON & BLUES

Performing Arts Complex, 1345 Champa St., Denver, 720-865-4239. Through Oct. 22.

The Dinner Detective Murder Mystery Dinner Show. 6 p.m. Embassy Suites, 1420 Stout St., Denver.

Quemando Salsa Party. 10 p.m. Ado’s Kitchen and Bar, 1143 13th St., Boulder.

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Anything Goes. Jester’s Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont. Through Oct. 1.

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Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada. Through Oct. 1.

Saturday Morning Groove. 10:30 a.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder.

The Country Wife — presented by Metropolitan State University of Denver’s Theatre Department. Eugenia Rawls Courtyard Theatre, 855 Lawrence Way, Denver. Through Oct. 5.

Second Annual Firefighter’s Ball. 6:30 p.m. The Caribou Room, 55 Indian Peaks Drive, Nederland.

Frozen. Buell Theater, Denver Center for the Performing Arts, 1345 Champa St., Denver. Through Oct. 1.

Two Parts and Mile High Festivals Present Truck Stop, a Community Food Truck Rally. 12 p.m. Five Points, Welton Street and 28th Street, Denver.

Girls Only — The Secret Comedy Of Women. Garner Galleria Theatre, Denver

The Mystery of Love and Sex — presented by Firehouse Theater Company. John Hand Theater, 7653 E. First Place, Denver. Through Oct. 7. The Revolutionists — presented by Boulder Ensemble Theatre Company. Grace Gamm Theater, Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through Oct. 8. Richard III — presented by The Upstart Crow Theatre Company. Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Begins Oct. 3.Through Oct. 22. Rock of Ages. BDT Stage, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through Nov. 11. The Snowy Day. Conservatory Theatre, Denver Performing Arts Complex, 1345 Champa St., Denver, 720-865-4239. Through Nov. 18. Seussical — presented by Peanut Butter Players. Harlequin Center for Performing Arts, 1376 Miners Drive, Suite 106, Lafayette. Through Oct. 28.

Women’s Car Care Clinic. 9 a.m. Paddock Imports, 2400 W. Seventh Ave., Denver. Xxxtreme Hypnosis Show. 9:45 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver. Sunday, October 1 Music Ali & Beth. 5 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St. Gold Hill, Boulder. Bass Festival Concert. 4:30 p.m. University of Colorado Boulder, Regent Drive at Broadway, Boulder. Blu & Exile; Below The Heavens 10 Year Anniversary Tour — with Dag Savage, Choosey, Cashus King. 8 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver.

Espresso! 9:30 a.m. Spruce Confections, 767 Pearl St., Boulder. eTown Live Radio Show Taping — with Väsen & Special Guests. 7 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder. From Women’s Eyes. 2 p.m. The Nomad Playhouse, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder. John Smith. 7:30 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St. Gold Hill, Boulder. The Native Howl. 7 p.m. Herman’s Hideaway, 1578 S. Broadway, Denver.

Vinyl Sundays with the Denver Kush Club. 12 p.m. Spangalang Brewery, 2736 Welton St., Denver. Events Boulder Comedy Show. 6 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder. Boulder Marathon/Half Marathon. 8 a.m. Boulder Marathon/Half Marathon, Boulder. Denver Pagan Pride Day. 11 a.m. Cheesman Park, E. Eighth Avenue and Franklin Street, Denver. see EVENTS Page 40

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Kia Neill

Kia Neill is a multidiscipline artist working in mixed media drawing, painting, photography and sculpture. Her work often combines natural landscapes and human anatomy. See her work, Discovering Generations Of Thy Reincarnated Self, at Naropa’s Paramita Gallery through Oct. 27.

75 — A Celebration of New Works in Fiber. The Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through Oct. 22. Common Ground. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Nov. 12. Discovering Generations Of Thy Reincarnated Self — by Kia Neill. Paramita Gallery, 3285 30th St., Boulder. Through Oct. 27. Fork, Gun, Cake — by The Corrugated Collective. White Cube Gallery, Nalanda Campus, 6287 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through Oct. 6.

Opens Oct. 1. Through Nov. 12.

Front Range Contemporary Quilters. NCAR’s Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder. Through Oct. 27.

Liz Miller. Firehouse Art Center, 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont. Through Oct. 8.

Ganesha: The Playful Protector. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver.

Latin America: Endless Transformation. Redline, 2350 Arapahoe St., Denver. Through Oct. 29.

Mi Tierra. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Oct. 22.

The Seasons: Ulrich Gleiter Solo Exhibition. Gallery 1261, 1412 Wazee St., Denver. Through Oct. 9. Silence Or Nothing — by Masha Sha. The Nalanda Gallery, Nalanda Campus, 6287 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through Oct. 1. Study Of Progression — by Sophia Pilmenstein. Loung Gallery, Nalanda Campus, 6287 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder.

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FACES of Boulder Ballet. 4 p.m. Boulder Ballet, 2590 Walnut St., Suite 10, Boulder.

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Gelato Festival. 12 p.m. Twenty Ninth Street, 1710 29th St., Boulder. Hawaiian Hula Classes. 5 p.m. A Place to B, 1750 30th St., Suite 64, Boulder. Hypnotist Rich Guzzi. 7:30 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver. Loopr Mobile Cannabis Lounge Routes. 2 p.m. 1-Up Colfax, 717 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. My Brilliant Divorce. 4 p.m. Avenue Theater, 417 E. 17th Ave., Denver. Oktoberfest. 4 p.m. Samples World Bistro, 370 Main St., Longmont Posibilidad Nicaraguense — Giving Girls a Chance. 4 p.m. Boulder Friends Meetinghouse, 1825 Upland Ave., Boulder. Monday, October 2 Music Boulder Chamber’s Battle of the Industry Bands. 6 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder. Landlady. 8:30 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver. Strung Out. 8 p.m. The Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Events The Improv Hootenanny. 7:30 p.m. Bovine Metropolis Theater, 1527 Champa St., Denver. Movment Mondays — Freeform/Ecstatic Dance Gathering. 7:30 p.m. The Riverside, 1724 Broadway, Boulder, CO 80302, Boulder. Oktoberfest. 4 p.m. Samples World Bistro, 370 Main St., Longmont. Open Mic Night. 8 p.m. Johnny’s Cigar Bar, 1801 13th St., Boulder. Tap Dance Lessons. 7:15 p.m. Viriditas Studio, 4939 N. Broadway, Suite 65, Boulder.

8 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 28, Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Join contemporary circus arts performance group Acrobatic Conundrum for its debut show in Boulder on Thursday, Sept. 28 at the Dairy Arts Center. The Seattle group will be performing its hit show, Love and Gravity, which follows a circus ensemble whose spirit and physical strength cannot prepare them for the trials of love and heartbreak. Their performance features real life stories about unconventional love and the uncharted territory of relationships, all from a bar 20 feet in the air. The show combines heart-rending emotional accounts with amazing acrobatic stunts, juggling acts, aerial displays and more, all in an attempt to challenge the audience’s notions of love and gravity. Founded in 2012, Acrobatic Conundrum has produced five shows and performed nationally and internationally at venues such as the Smithsonian American Art Museum, the Backstreet Festival in Alexandria, Egypt, and more. This six-person company presents itself on a minimal stage, with little more than human connection and talent. Critics have praised the group for representing the essence of modern circus with its strong artistic voice. Don’t miss this night full of dance, acrobatics, contortion, juggling, storytelling and more. Tickets are available at the door for $35 or can be purchased online for $18-$28 at bit.ly/portlandgravity. —Eliza Radeka

Ben Ottewell of Gomez. 8 p.m. The Soiled Dove Underground, 7401 E. First Ave., Denver.

Manilla Road. 8:30 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver.

Bluegrass Jam. 6:30 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing, 142 Pratt St., Longmont.

Open mic. 6 p.m. Twisted Pine Brewing Company, 3201 Walnut St., Boulder.

Boulder Phishin. 7 p.m. Owsley’s Golden Road, 1301 Broadway, Boulder.

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‘Kingsman’ misfires by Ryan Syrek

hen done well, a movie that simultaneously exists as a certain thing while satirizing that same thing resembles a Mobius strip, a tantalizing narrative pretzel that obscures where the entertainment ends and the commentary begins. When done half-assed, Elton John kicks an evil henchman in the face while Julianne Moore cries with her eyes behind her signature smile. Of all the things it set out to be, Kingsman: The Golden Circle should have started with “good.” Mediocre and weird, the film is regressive at the precise spots when it thinks itself progressive, dumb exactly when it thinks itself clever, and blissfully entertaining when it forgets itself entirely. For a would-be franchise aspiring for free-spirited adventures, The Golden Circle is mind-bogglingly dependent on the events of the first film. Without any reintroduction, Eggsy (Taron Egerton), the British-street-tough-turned-millennial-007, immediately gets roughed up by a somewhat minor character from the first film, Charlie (Edward Holcroft), who had previously appeared to be super dead. Notdead Charlie is working for Poppy (Moore), an international drug kingpin who has somehow poisoned the entirety of the world’s illegal narcotic supply and threatens to kill the millions infected. To facilitate her nefarious nefariousizing, Poppy kills all the Kingsman spies, including the only woman from the first movie that Eggsy didn’t have anal sex with. The survivors of the purge, Merlin (Mark Strong) and Eggsy, head to the U.S. and call upon the Statesman group, which is the American version of the Kingsman spy operation. The Statesman spies stealthily hide by being mostly comprised of cameos. Head honcho, Champ ( Jeff Bridges); head bad-ass, Tequila This spy-heavy sequel sees the (Channing Tatum); and head tech person, surviving members of the Kingsman travel to America, to fight a Ginger Ale (Halle Berry), appear exactly drug kingpin, which sounds more as long as contractually obligated. Also, fun than it actually is. Harry Hart (Colin Firth), who was Eggsy’s mentor in the first movie, is resurrected for no good reason, there’s a weird Burt Reynolds cosplayer named Whiskey (Pedro Pascal) and tons of other convoluted impediments to enjoyment. The Golden Circle can be fun, but only when writer/director Matthew Vaughn and co-writer Jane Goldman stop barfing plot complications and borking their alleged skewering of James Bond. Every action set-piece is hella purty, as the camera slips and slides over, around and through the combatants. And you’d think watching Colin Firth kick ass would be old hat by now, but watching him pride the prejudice out of thugs is still giddy goodness. What derails things is the film’s treatment of women, which furiously vacillates between stunningly dismissive and “ew, gross.” Roxy (Sophie Cookson), Eggy’s platonic buddy from the first film, is killed off so flippantly, she’s more “mini-fridged” than “fridged.” Princess Tilde (Hanna Alström), who was seemingly returned only to absolve the filmmakers for making her a one-note butt sex joke last time, is fleshed out into a more complete character, only to be returned to comedy prop. Worst of all, the camera work on a sequence where Eggsy simply must place a tracking device in a villainess’s vagina is so heinous, Martin Shkreli complained that it made him uncomfortable. Shifting tones and abject weirdness is often the formula for fresh, invigorating franchise filmmaking. Sadly, The Golden Circle proves that’s merely a suggestion, not a golden rule. This review previously appeared in The Reader of Omaha, Nebraska. 44 September 28 , 2017

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film Food as culture, food as language

Top picks from the Flatirons Food Film Festival by Michael J. Casey

t would be low-hanging fruit to open this column with a declaration along the lines of: “The Flatirons Food Film Festival returns for a fifth course!” But who are we to eschew the tastiness of low-hanging fruit? It’s probably sagging with all that extra flavor anyway. Yes, the Flatirons Food Film Festival (FFFF) is back and this year’s lineup of movies, meals and chefs (Frank Bonanno anyone?) looks to be a symphony for the senses. (For the full FFFF schedule, read Nibbles, page 49.) Whipped up by founder and director, Julia Joun, FFFF runs Sept. 27–Oct. 1 and screens nine cinematic gems, each one capturing the beauty of food, the pleasure of the process and the time-altering, memory-charged effect of a dish made so perfectly it can bend time and space. That may sound highfalutin, but isn’t that the goal of every work of art? That quest for perfection forms the heart of Pixar’s Ratatouille (Canyon Theater, Sept. 30 10:30 a.m.), an animated film about a Parisian rat, Remy (voiced impeccably by comic Patton Oswalt), who dreams of being the world’s greatest chef. Standing in his way, Anton Ego (voiced by the great Peter O’Toole), a food critic who wields his column the way a samurai master wields his sword. As it is with all great Pixar movies, and this is one of their best, Ratatouille speaks to audiences of all ages, showing young children that there is more to a plate of food than macaroni and cheese with cut-up hot dogs while reminding adults that food is much more than simple sustenance and cheap cravings. It may be hard to say exactly what food is, but as Remy and Ego know, the best things in life cannot be described, only experienced. To borrow a line from another movie obsessed with cuisine: “To eat good food is to be close to God.” Those words come from Big Night (Muenzinger Auditorium, Oct. 1 1:30 p.m.), the story of two immigrant brothers, Primo (Tony Shalhoub) and Secondo (Stanley Tucci, who also writes and directs), trying to keep their failing restaurant afloat. Crass consumerism, picky eaters and an uneducated clientele are winning the battle, but Primo knows that if he holds fast to his values, he may yet win the war — if only spiritually. In some alternate universe, Primo and Remy would be fast friends and open the world’s greatest French/Italian restaurant. And if we can loop in Taiwanese Master Chef Chu’s (Sihung Lung) Sunday banquets from Ang Lee’s Eat Drink Man Woman (Muenzinger, Oct. 1 4 p.m.), we’ll never need to go out for dinner again. All of the movies screening at this year’s Flatirons Food Film Festival are strong offerings, but Ratatouille, Big Night and Eat Drink Man Woman express food not merely as a consumable but as a culture, as a language. Here, the right dish acts as an ambassador, extending the olive branch from one to another and explaining in the most accessible way possible who they are and where they came from. Visit flatironsfoodfilmfest.org for information about screenings, events, hangouts, talks with chefs and much more.

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ooler weather begs to be paired with certain foods — your stews, your soups, your curries, etc. Warm, rich, creamy and slightly sweet, chicken en mole fits the bill, and there are few better places to get it than Louisville’s Casa Alegre. Their take on the Mexican staple is well-refined and balanced. The thick, brown mole sauce — typically made from dozens of spices, vegetables, broths and other ingredients — is kind of fruity, kind of spicy, kind of savory, kind of chocolaty... the point is, a lot’s going on, but it all coalesces in a singular soul-pleasing experience. The best part is you don’t have to think about what all is in there, you can just enjoy it for its alchemical greatness. The chicken, by the way, is ridiculously tender. Served alongside toasted tortillas, refried beans and rice, the meal is a satisfying way to pass a drizzly fall day. $14.25.

ish and chips really ought to be sold throughout the County in food trucks and out of little stands. Maybe being away from the ocean doesn’t lend itself well to that model, but the way we ship around fish in this country so quickly, there’s little excuse. Get on it, food scene. Regardless, the few places that do sell fish and chips are Boulder County treasures. Reelfish dedicates itself to the craft, offering a variety of a salt- and freshwater fried (and grilled) goodies. A recent special of walleye was too tempting to resist. The freshwater fish is a staple of Midwestern fish fries and Reelfish does a good job replicating the experience. Two thin strips of walleye are crusted, lightly fried and served with lemon, a citrusy and thick dipping sauce, and crispy fries. $15.50.

ometimes all you want is a big salad. Remarkably, it’s not always easy to find a satisfying bowl — the greens are off, it’s not big enough, it’s too bland, whatever the case may be, the pitfalls in the salad game are many. Naked Lunch, though, seems to have nailed a few unique salad varieties that have, at least for us, always delivered. Their Mediterranean rice salad balances a variety of flavors and textures that leaves you feeling full despite the absence of animal-based protein. Mixed greens are tossed with rice, lentils, artichokes, kalamata olives, cucumbers, red onions and tomatoes. It’s all dressed in a simple olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette. It’s truly Mediterranean — a little Greek, a little Lebanese, a little Italian. It’s both punchy and acidic from the olives, vinegar and onions, and earthy with the lentils, artichokes and rice. $9.50.

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here is a scene in my favorite food movie, Big Night, set in a failing Italian eatery in New Jersey. The brothers who own it deliver a timpano to a table crowded with a big family. A timpano is an elaborate macaroni-crusted Calabrian deep-dish pie layered with meatballs, salumi, eggs and tomato sauce. The brothers — played by Stanley Tucci and Tony Shalhoub — deliver the masterpiece, serve it and watch as one of the diners looks ready to assault them: “This is so fucking good I should kill you!” he says. The table erupts in cheers and wine. Big Night is an emotional opera (without the arias) that embraces family, love and the struggle between art and business. As a half-Sicilian, Big Night rings my bells and it never fails to make me hungry for a meal that really matters. (By the way, it’s hard to type when you’re talking with your hands.) That’s what the best culinary cinema does: It hits you where you live and reveals that food is

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never just about eating. Big Night joins a slew of other food classics, and new documentaries and dramas as part of the fifth annual Flatirons Food Film Festival Sept. 27-Oct. 1. Most films and events will take place at the Canyon Theater of the Boulder Public Library as well as CU’s Muenzinger Auditorium. The showings include tasting and learning opportunities for foodies, plus notable guests who will talk about the films before and afterwards. These include a special appearance by America’s original celebrity chef, Jeremiah Tower. The Flatirons Food Film Festival has also become a unique magnet bringing together the diverse strands of Colorado’s culinary community.

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• Look and See: A Portrait of Wendell Berry. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library (BPL): This documentary goes to Henry County, Kentucky, for an intimate look at Wendell Berry, one of America’s greatest writers and poets, and a powerful voice

for the land and the people who farm it. Dave Carter, executive director of the Colorado-based National Bison Association, will introduce the film.

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• A Journey through the People’s Republic of Fermentation. 7:30 p.m. BPL: This series of short films captures the fermented food traditions of Southwest China during a visit by fermented food expert Sandor Katz and Mara King, co-founder of Lafayette’s Ozuké Pickles. King will introduce the film series and conduct a demo and tasting.

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• Ratatouille. 10:30 a.m. BPL: This extraordinary animated film about a rat who wants to be a chef will be introduced by Chef Jorge de la Torre, dean of culinary education at Johnson & Wales University in Denver. The film is preceded by a children’s farmers market walk and cooking demo with Chef Matt Collier of Seeds Library Café at 9 a.m. at the Boulder County Farmers Market. (The film and demo are free but require pre-registration.) • What’s for Dinner, Mom? 1 p.m. BPL: Edwin Zoe of Boulder’s Zoe Ma Ma will introduce this Japanese drama about a daughter who goes home to discover a box of recipes and letters written by her mother. • Sour Grapes. 4 p.m. BPL: A new documentary looks into one of the most ingenious wine business cons of our time. The showing is followed by see NIBBLES Page 50

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• Big Night. 1:30 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium: The classic film will be introduced by Denver chef and restaurateur Frank Bonanno. (The showing will be preceded by a Big Night luncheon at Via Perla hosted by Antonio Laudisio.) • Eat Drink Man Woman. 4 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium: Director Ang Lee’s early comedy is ostensibly about a master chef who lives with his three adult daughters but is really a testament to the enduring power of food and family. Information and tickets: flatironsfoodfilmfest.org

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Aji Latin American Restaurant has closed after 12 years at 1601 Pearl St. ... Beau Jo’s Pizza is closing at 2690 Baseline Road and relocating to 2033 Ken Pratt Blvd. in Longmont. Beau Jo’s had previously been open on the Hill and at Crossroads Mall. ... Oskar Blues Brewery is open at 921 Pearl St. ... An international Italian ice cream competition debuts in the U.S. when Gelato Festival America takes place Sept. 29-Oct. 1 at the 29th Street Mall. Competing gelato flavors include honey, mascarpone and figs, and basil gelato with lemon and grated ginger. gelatofestivalamerica. com/stages/boulder ... The final edition of the inaugural season of the Lafayette Farmers Market is 4-8 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 28. ... The Art That Feeds Harvest Celebration Oct. 5 at eTown Hall features fare from Chef Hosea Rosenberg, Sweet Cow, BRU, River and Woods, The Post, The Med, Pastures of Plenty, Arcana, Pizzeria Locale and Hapa. Proceeds benefit the Conscious Alliance, an anti-hunger group that operates a food pantry on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. Event

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ow Kim and Jake’s gluten-free cakes and baked goods came to be in Boulder starts on a date in a Colombian restaurant and bakery in Georgia. Jake Rosenbarger was out with his now-wife, Kim, when the allure of the rotating pastry display was too great to ignore. “I said, ‘I gotta try a slice of cake,’” Jake recalls. “And it was so delicious that I kept ordering another slice and another slice. What was fun was you could just point and go, ‘I want that one,’ because I didn’t know the names.” There was something unique about that cake that Jake, who had grown up baking and cooking with his family in Indiana, couldn’t quite put his finger on. After a few months of regular cake-ordering, Kim, who was between jobs, took a position at the bakery at Jake’s “insistence.”— “Learn how to decorate, do whatever you can to get a job,” Jake says he told Kim. It was a good match. Jake, a professional cyclist at the time, took Kim’s employment as an opportunity to “get in the back door” and learn from the pastry chef about how she created that cake and other baked goods. It was also an opportunity for free cake. “I’d come back from big rides and I’d be able to just mow down cake,” Jake says. “So the trick with cake baking, you bake the cake, you take it out of the pan and it’s domed so you can’t stack cakes like that, so every cake you Boulder Weekly

have to cut the top off. … They would just throw out all the tops, and I would go mine that trash can like you wouldn’t believe. I mean, it was a trash bin and they would fill it up every day. “The bakers would just laugh, like, ‘Are you kidding me? We’ve got cake up front.’” Flash-forward a few years and the Rosenbargers are in Boulder. When they opened Kim and Jake’s Cakes in 2010, they opened as a traSome of Kim and ditional bakery — taking recipes from the Jake’s recipes have Colombian restaurant and modifying them to gone through more than three dozen fit their needs (taking the lard out of cake iterations. frosting, for instance). There were increasing requests for gluten-free and vegan options, but the bakery was by all means full-dairy, all-flour. Then, Jake was diagnosed with celiac disease in 2012. Seeing that he still had an appetite for bakery breads and sweets, the Rosenbargers used it as an opportunity to transition to a gluten-free bakery that accommodates all dietary restrictions. The impetus to make such a switch outweighed all the see KIM AND JAKE Page 54

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frustration that goes along with figuring out how to replace basics like wheat flour and eggs. “There wasn’t a point [when I wanted to quit] because I really wanted to eat the frickin’ pancakes, and I wanted them to be good. So I’d get frustrated but just highly incentivized to do right by our customers. I want the trial and error to happen on me rather than settle on something that’s 90 percent

good or give up entirely and say, ‘Forget this.’ Because I want to eat pancakes, I want to eat waffles, I want to eat cookies, I want to eat cake. If you’re into what you’re doing, you’re going to put the time in.” Indeed, there has been a good amount of trial and error — and it’s ongoing. In the kitchen of Kim and Jake’s small bakery, there’s a bulletin board with paper sheets denoting the

recipes for the latest iterations of sandwich bread, baguettes and more. The sandwich bread, for instance, has taken on 40 iterations. That comes from variations in types of flour (teff, amaranth, coconut, tapioca, etc.) to how finely milled it is, to how the flours interact together, to how it works with different gums, and much more. And yet, Kim and Jake’s made the switch to gluten-free without really tell-

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ing its clients. Some patrons would come in after a year and not even realize the recipes of the foods they’d been eating had changed— nothing had gluten and much was friendly to those with food allergies. Being able to buy alternative grains, gums and everything in between in bulk has allowed for constant tweaking and the continued search for quality goods. No doubt, the Rosenbargers and their team have learned a thing or two about gluten-free cooking. “There’s not one flour that will do everything, so you need to be comfortable with trying and mixing and matching,” Jake says. “I can tell you our [blend] for our cookies and our cakes is oat flour, brown rice flour and tapioca flour, and it’s equal parts brown rice to oat, predominantly, with 20 percent tapioca relative to those flours.” That’s a good tip, but Jake cautions that everything is different for every product. The flour mix is different for different items, and the amount (and type) of gum — Kim and Jake’s uses xanthan — is different for each flour mix and recipe. Nonetheless, Jake is eager to offer more tips to home bakers: Use less gum for things that are denser like cookies; Add baking soda or baking powder to increase lift in gluten-free products (but keep an eye on it); Take 15 percent out of both leavening and sugar in recipes that work at sea level; and bake at a low temperature to prevent immense growth, which can lead to flattening. And that cake in the Colombian restaurant that hooked Jake in the first place? Use oil, which has a high fat concentration, more than butter, and use a lot of eggs to create a solid protein structure, which enables fat to work better. But the Rosenbargers took more than just a cake recipe from their former employers, mother and son Cecilia and Enrique Villaveces. They also took a willingness to share happiness in the form of education: by teaching folks to bake and cook the things they like, they’re serving their community just as if they were selling them a loaf of bread. “Sometimes you don’t know why but you just come across people who extend their hand,” Jake says of the bakers. “So we kind of emulated both their style of cake and some of the things that they did. If someone wants to ask questions, if they want to see it, please let us show you. If you can take something home and make your life better, by all means, I am happy to do whatever I can for you.” Boulder Weekly

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t’s been a little over a year since we started this tour of Boulder County breweries. Back then, 51 breweries and brewpubs dotted the landscape; now, we are up to 56 — expanding by six, shrinking by one. That one, Walnut Brewery, took down its name on June 4, 2017, but the location still produces beer. The brewpub is now owned and operated by the Boulder Beer Company, Colorado’s first craft brewery. Boulder Beer’s Wilderness Place location was the first brewery we visited all those beers ago, so it seems only fitting we should tie up this package, close up shop and bid adieu to this tour from this matching bookend of brew. Opened 27 years ago, the Walnut Brewery was Boulder’s original brewpub and thanks to its downtown location, was a favorite of locals and ON TAP: Boulder students alike. Beer on Walnut, With solid 1123 Walnut St, beers, a loyalty Boulder, 303-447345, boulderbeer. mug program com/boulderand a stellar beer-on-walnut happy hour, Walnut Brewing was the place to knock back a pint, or three. Not much has changed since Boulder Beer took over the reins. They blew out the cobwebs — and some of the charm — knocked out a few booths and installed more tables, expanded the beer list, updated the menu and added a couple Skee-Ball machines in the back. For the most part, it’s still the same old haunt. That’s partly because Boulder Beer kept Walnut’s head brewer, Rodney Taylor, and a couple of Walnut’s signature brews — Old Elk Brown Ale and St. James Irish Red — to play alongside Boulder Beer’s signature Mojo IPA, Shake Porter and Hazed Hoppy Session Ale. But the fun doesn’t stop there, Boulder Beer is turning their Walnut location into an research and development facility, one that will offer drinkers a chance to quaff many a rotator. From Black Axe, a dark lager with lovely roasted malts and just enough carbon dioxide to keep the palate lively, to Dr. Evil, a Belgian IPA with a deep golden color, a pillowy head of suds and full mouth of hops. There’s even the requisite New England IPA, Due East (7.1 percent alcohol by volume), which can be drunk either from a CO2 tap or

the cask. Both offerings exhibit hops and juice without too much bitterness, with the cask version clearing up the IPA’s signature haze considerably. There is something oddly poetic about Boulder Beer’s New England IPA from the cask; it’s the perfect

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rectifications of the mistakes they’ve made in past editions. For example, the editors of the U.K. publication The Guardian once apologized to readers for a mistaken statement about Richard Wagner. They said that when the 19th-century German composer had trysts with his chambermaid, he did not in fact ask her to wear purple underpants, as previously reported. They were pink underpants. I tell you this, Taurus, as encouragement to engage in corrective meditations yourself. Before bedtime on the next ten nights, scan the day’s events and identify any actions you might have done differently — perhaps with more integrity or focus or creativity. This will have a deeply tonic effect. You are in a phase of your astrological cycle when you’ll flourish as you make amendments and revisions.

OCT. 23-NOV. 21: In accordance with the astrological omens, I invite you to take extra good care of yourself during the next three weeks. Do whatever it takes to feel safe and protected and resilient. Ask for the support you need, and if the people whose help you solicit can’t or won’t give it to you, seek elsewhere. Provide your body with more than the usual amount of healthy food, deep sleep, tender touch and enlivening movement. Go see a psychotherapist or counselor or good listener every single day if you want. And don’t you dare apologize or feel guilty for being such a connoisseur of self-respect and self-healing.

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to overflow... to surrender to the vitalizing pleasures of nonrational joy... to grant love the permission to bless you and confound you with its unruly truths. For inspiration, read this excerpt of a poem by Caitlyn Siehl. “My love is honey tongue. Thirsty love. My love is peach juice dripping down the neck. Too much sugar love. Sticky sweet, sticky sweat love. My love can’t ride a bike. My love walks everywhere. Wanders through the river. Feeds the fish, skips the stones. Barefoot love. My love stretches itself out on the grass, kisses a nectarine. My love is never waiting. My love is a traveler.”

she gathers 70 million sperm from many different drones. When composing my horoscopes, I aim to cultivate a metaphorically comparable receptivity. Long ago I realized that all of creation is speaking to me all the time; I recognized that everyone I encounter is potentially a muse or teacher. If I hope to rustle up the oracles that are precisely suitable for your needs, I have to be alert to the possibility that they may arrive from unexpected directions and surprising sources. Can you handle being that open to influence, Sagittarius? Now is a favorable time to expand your capacity to be fertilized.

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Northern Europe is called the Knap of Howar. Built out of stone around 3,600 B.C., it faces the wild sea on Papa Westray, an island off the northern coast of Scotland. Although no one has lived there for 5,000 years, some of its stone furniture remains intact. Places like this will have a symbolic power for you in the coming weeks, Cancerian. They’ll tease your imagination and provoke worthwhile fantasies. Why? Because the past will be calling to you more than usual. The old days and old ways will have secrets to reveal and stories to teach. Listen with alert discernment.

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MacDougall carried out experiments that led him to conclude that the average human soul weighs 21 grams. Does his claim have any merit? That question is beyond my level of expertise. But if he was right, then I’m pretty sure your soul has bulked up to at least 42 grams in the past few weeks. The work you’ve been doing to refine and cultivate your inner state has been heroic. It’s like you’ve been ingesting a healthy version of soul-building steroids. Congrats!

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system for electing its president. There’s nothing like it in any other democratic nation on earth. Every four years, the winning candidate needs only to win the electoral college, not the popular vote. So theoretically, it’s possible to garner just 23 percent of all votes actually cast, and yet still ascend to the most powerful political position in the world. For example, in two of the last five elections, the new chief of state has received significantly fewer votes than his main competitor. I suspect that you may soon benefit from a comparable anomaly, Leo. You’ll be able to claim victory on a technicality. Your effort may be “ugly,” yet good enough to succeed.

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prime time. Any minute now you could receive an invitation to live up to your hype or fulfill your promises to yourself — or both. This test is likely to involve an edgy challenge that is both fun and daunting, both liberating and exacting. It will have the potential to either steal a bit of your soul or else heal an ache in your soul. To ensure the healing occurs rather than the stealing, do your best to understand why the difficulty and the pleasure are both essential.

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SAVAGE by Dan Savage

I had a blast hosting Savage Lovecast Live at San Francisco’s Palace of Fine Arts. Audience members submitted questions before the show, and I consumed a large pot edible right after the curtain went up and then raced to give as much decent sex advice as I could before it took effect. Here are some of the questions I didn’t get to before my judgment became too impaired to operate a sex-and-relationship-advice podcast. Q: I’ve been on the dating apps a while. What’s up with serial first daters? A: Back when people primarily met at parties, bars, clubs, etc., we established baseline physical/chemical attraction before learning someone’s name and long before a first date. (We eyeballed ’em, we said hello, we made a moment’s small talk.) With apps, however, we can’t establish baseline physical/ chemical attraction until our first faceto-face meeting — until after that “first date,” which itself comes after we’ve swapped flirty messages, sent additional pics and made a plan to meet. Since apps mean more “first dates,” it feels like we’re meeting a lot more “serial first daters” these days. We aren’t — it’s just that now we have to meet up with people to eyeball ’em, say hello, and make small talk. Don’t think of that first meeting with someone you met via an app as a “first date,” think of it as the preinterview before the first date. Q: What is the appropriate amount of side boob? A: This is outside my area of expertise/giving a shit. So I’m going to pass this question on to Tim Gunn. I’ll let you know what Tim has to say should he respond. Q: My best friend is in a relationship with a really jealous, controlling guy. He guilt-trips her constantly and gets passive-aggressively mad whenever she tries to hang out with people besides him. When she complains about him, I want to say, “Fuck him, he’s a dick,” except... she’s having a fullon affair with another guy and seems not to feel bad about it! I don’t know what advice to give or how to make sense of the situation. What’s my responsibility to her? To her boyfriend? A: Maybe your best friend’s boyfriend is jealous and controlling because he senses — or because he knows — his girlfriend is cheating on him. Or maybe it didn’t occur to your best friend to cheat on her boyfriend until after he accused her of cheating for the millionth time — maybe she figured she might as well commit the crime since Boulder Weekly

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she was already being punished for it. Or maybe they’re both terrible people who deserve each other and neither is your responsibility. Q: My partner and I are a straight couple in our 20s/30s. We’re curious about straight PDA in gay bars. She feels it should be kept to a minimum, but a little is OK. He feels it shouldn’t happen, as it may make people uncomfortable. Thoughts? A: I think this is something you and your opposite-sex partner should discuss over drinks in one of the thousands of straight bars in the San Francisco Bay Area. Q: I feel like all my friends resent me for getting married. How do I make them feel less insecure about my new relationship? A: Ask yourself which is likelier: All of your friends — every single one of them — are so petty and insecure that they resent you for getting married or you were a megalomaniacal bride-orgroom-or-nonbinary-zilla and behaved so atrociously that you managed to piss off all your friends? If it’s the (less likely) former, make better friends. If it’s the (more likely) latter, make amends. Q: My brother’s fiancée told my mom that she doesn’t like my mom’s usual lipstick color and asked my mom to wear a shade she picked out for the wedding. My mom is 75 and wears cute pink lipstick. Is it wrong if both my mom and I wear the pink in solidarity? A: You should absolutely wear your mom’s shade in solidarity — and send me a pic of you two at the wedding, please! (Hey, person who asked the previous question, did you pull this kind of shit? Did you order your friends around the way this woman’s future DIL is ordering her around?) Q: Since my man and I got engaged, we’ve been fighting about wedding planning. We never fought until now. How can we move forward with the wedding without ruining our relationship? Best sex of my life, BTW. A: Elope. For your own sake, for the sake of friends and family members who will inevitably be sucked into your conflict about your wedding plans, for the sake of all that excellent sex... just fucking elope. Q: We are two lesbians in our 20s and ready to start a family. Will you be our sperm donor? A: Nope! Send questions to mail@savagelove.net, follow @fakedansavage on Twitter and visit ITMFA.org.

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his is a picture of me, stopped at a red light, with two marijuana plants in the back of my truck. They needed to be moved from house sold to house bought, and it wasn’t until I started carrying them out to the truck that I was hit with the symbolic weight of the move. Instinctually, I hid them from the street with my body as I carried them from house to car and car back to house, so sneaky-like that I could hear Fred Flintstone’s tinkle sound effect as I tiptoed across the lawn. I couldn’t help but feel the heightened sense of doing something that, whether barely legal or illegal in Colorado, was so overtly a federal offense.

Again, I was moving, then from New York City back to Colorado, and all of my worldly possessions were stuffed into the back of my slick and golden Mazda 3, replete with Colorado plates. A Westerner, I’d never driven through the Northeast so I made a road trip out of it, winding up through Maine, dipping into Montreal, crossing over the Great Lakes and stopping to visit family in Sarah Haas

That one time in Nebraska There’s nothing like carrying a full-grown pot plant in full bloom across a suburban lawn to remind you that it’s not like this everywhere. According to Leland Rucker of Sensi Magazine, in 2015, police made 643,121 arrests for marijuana offenses in the U.S., the vast majority (about nine out of 10) for possession. With this number ruminating in my head, I only made it down the street before covering the plants with a blanket; whether out of fear or respect, I’m not sure. Needless to say, the plants and I made it safely to our destination, but as I drove I thought back to “that one time in Nebraska” — in quotation marks because I’ve talked to more than a handful of people over the years who have a “that one time in Nebraska” story themselves. These are stories of what could be called “marijuana profiling,” incidents when law enforcers in other states stop vehicles and perform marijuanarelated searches because they are outfitted with Colorado license plates. My story begins in the summer of 2011, just months before Amendment 64 would go to vote and pass, legalizing recreational marijuana in Colorado.

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Wisconsin. It was there that a friend convinced me to take an extended layover in St. Paul, Minnesota, to work for 10 days selling tiny fried donuts at the state fair. With 3.5 million visitors a year, the biggest state fair in the country lies in Texas, a distant second place going to Minnesota’s fair, which draws 1.8 million visitors. But the title of “biggest” and its accompanying bragging rights are hotly contested because in Texas they have 24 days of festivities to draw in those crowds, while in Minnesota they do it all in 10. I’ll leave it at that, except to say that with a hot bag of donuts in your hand and Garrison Keillor’s voice piping out of the arena, it’s hard to argue that Minnesota’s fair isn’t the best. For 10 hours a day, on all 10 days, I hung out with carnies, sweating it out next to friers while we listened to Kid Rock and coated greasy pastries with

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sugar. At midnight I’d go home to a rented fifthwheel trailer to drink some Hamm’s and play cribbage. It was a temporary routine but a memorable one. At the end of the gig, the donut crew loaded up for the next fair and paid me and my friend in cash. We hit the highway, stopped at the outlet stores and blew a cool hundred on new Nike gear. Tags still on the clothes we’d bought, we got back in the car, still stuffed to the brim with all my worldly possessions, and headed to Colorado. It was the middle of the day and we had the headlights on. About half way through Nebraska we got pulled over. It turns out one of the headlights was flickering on and off, apparently off just enough to warrant not just a stop but a ticket. “A nit-picky bummer but no biggie,” I thought. Two hours later I was sitting on the side of the highway with my hands on my head. Having found mounds full of cash in the pockets of my new jacket with the tags still on, the cop had been bombarding me with questions about weed for hours. Sometimes he was nice about it, like “Where’s the weed again?” And sometimes he was a bit more direct, ordering me to stand up and look him in the eye and tell him who I bought the drugs from. Meanwhile, my friend was in the backseat of the cop car, having undergone his own rounds of interrogation. The officer had gone through each and every bag in my car, all of my things now strewn carelessly on the side of I-80. Another hour later and he finally let us go. He didn’t find any drugs because we really (really) didn’t have any. He drove away and I started maniacally laughing. To this day I have never seen anyone as pissed off as my friend was then. We crammed the stuff back in the car and got back on our way home to Colorado, beckoning then like it never had before.

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The highest form of humor

OK, maybe it’s a double entendre about pot. A he pun is the lowest form of humor. double entendre is a pun that spent a year at the Except when it’s a pun about marijuana. Sorbonne and learned to pun concepts as well as Then it’s the highest form of humor. words. Rocky Mountain High is shot through with But seriously, folks... double and triple entendres. Denver was blowing Let’s face it, there is something about smoke when he suggested otherwise, but that’s the marijuana that reaches into the depths of the brain kind of thing people had to do back then to keep and lights it up with puns. Some people are more the FCC from kicking their songs off the air. affected than others — newspaper copy editors, for Anyway, there are kilos of puns, bales of puns, instance. Matthew Trump/Wikimedia Commons They can’t help themselves. Throw down a story about pot, no matter how straight, onto any copy desk, and you’ll hear a reflexive in-toke of breath as the headline writers stroke the mystic chords of memory — longterm memory — in search of the ancient and holy clichés: “a new high... up in smoke... a bad trip... this bud’s for you... a joint task force... splif-second timing...” — one or more of which is destined to appear high above the story regardless of what the lede reefers to. To be blunt, there’s no end to it. You might say they’re addicted — which would be a pun if marijuana was addictive. Some, of course, would argue that it is — but their reasoning is hazy. When all this started it got lost in the weeds, but we know it’s been going on for ages. Hippies, and beatniks before them, were giggling about a Rocky Mountain high before John Denver turned it into a hit song in 1972, which is now one of Colorado’s about pot. And a lot of double entendres too. two official state songs. (The other is “Where the Some of them are real groaners, like the one on Columbines Grow.”) a poster showing a cow in a marijuana field: “The Denver later told Congress that “Rocky steaks have never been higher.” Mountain High” had nothing to do — nothing, do Or a riddle pun also involving cows: you hear? — with pot. Q: Why did the cows return to the marijuana “Friends around the campfire and everybody’s field? high...” No pun intended there. No sir-eee! A: It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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But there are some that are a bit more sophisticated, like the headline the Washington Post ran when former CIA director James Woolsey started lobbying for hemp in 2006: “Ex-Spy Lobbying on Weed-to-Know Basis: Woolsey Represents Hemp in Uphill Fight.” Or the headline on the front page of the French newspaper Liberation, on the day after Colorado and Washington voted to legalize recreational marijuana and Obama was re-elected: “Etats-Unis: Yes We Cannabis.” Some topical pot puns make a hash of political correctness: “I call my weed ‘The Quran,’ because that shit will get you stoned.” Some events are destined to be an infinite source of marijuana puns, like Super Bowl XLVIII, played on Feb. 2, 2014, which gave a new dimension of meaning to the phrase “Super Bowl.” The game was played between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks, teams representing the first two states to legalize recreational marijuana. “Footballs aren’t the only things these teams will be passing around,” was tweeted early. (A cheep hit, if you ask me). “This game has the potential to be pretty interesting, but weed better not get a head of ourselves,” someone added. Seattle won 43-8. “The Broncos are really getting smoked,” was tweeted as the blow-out began. “You’re bong about the Broncos,” came the reply. “They’re a top shelf team.” Why so many pot puns? Probably because marijuana was illegal, and still is in a lot of places. The outlaw status guarantees that any pun about pot is edgy and a little dangerous. And chances are that even with the coming of legalization, pot punsters will be tripping the light fantastic for a long time to come.

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