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news & views What hath BP found? / 6 Company may have discovered a bigger oil deposit than expected by Paul Danish On the cover: Never again / 14 The days of shackling Colorado inmates in labor are over by Pamela White Under the skin / 16 What was really behind CU diversity czar Sallye McKee’s resignation? by Jefferson Dodge

buzz Classical mash-ups / 20 Sounds of Lyons combines chamber music and grooviness by Peter Alexander Overtones: Nicky Bomba warms up for Red Rocks at the Draft House / 26 Overtones: MarchFourth Marching Band is manically fun / 27 Arts & Culture: Peter Pan flies high at Boulder’s Dinner Theatre / 29 Panorama: What to do and where to go / 31 Elevation: Climbing Colorado’s couloirs / 41 Cuisine: Feeling out food: Why we eat the things we do / 44 Cuisine review: La Choza / 47 Dessert Diva: Fresh Raspberry Muffins / 49 Screen: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time; Sex and the City 2 / 53 Reel 2 Reel: Pick your flick / 54

departments Letters: Good work; Danish is right; More info, please / 4 The Highroad: The economy is up! Or is it down? / 4 News Briefs: Goodwill comes to Boulder; Have a WWII ball / 10 Police Blotter: Woman arrested in baby’s death; Dead man walking / 12 Boulderganic: Keeping up with beekeeping / 13 In Case You Missed It: Tom likes me!; Holder held accountable / 11 Sophisticated Sex: The sex behind population control / 39 Classifieds: Your community resource / 57 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 61

staff Publisher,, Stewart Sallo Editor Editor, Pamela White Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Casey Modrzewski Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Interns, Eli Boonin-Vail, Katelyn Feldhaus, Heather May Koski Contributing Writers, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, April Charmaine, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Christina Eisert, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Margaret Grondorf, Jim Hightower, Adrienne Saia Isaac, Gene Ira Katz, David Kirby, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Gary Zeidner Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman, Circulation Manager, Cal Winn, Inside Sales Manager, David Hasson Associate Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Senior Advertising Executive, Allen Carmichael Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Joe Miller, Francie Swidler Circulation Team, Halka Brunerova, Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, Alan Jones, George LaRoe Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Lowell Schaefer, Karl Schleinig Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo 10-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo June 3, 2010 Volume XVII, Number 43 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com

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Good work Just finished reading “Shackling bill gets House nod.” (News, May 13.) This is just a note to congratulate you on your efforts to get legislation passed to limit the unnecessary and inhumane practice of excessive shackling of women prisoners in labor. You have done what good journalists should be doing. That is, reporting on and pursuing social issues that are unjust and unfair to our citizens. I know that it may take guts to do so, at times. You done good, Pamela. I am proud of you. Forrest (Woody) Leigh/Boulder

Danish is right Paul Danish tells us that when we visit Arizona, there is no need to carry ID if you’re a citizen. He is right. Just explain to the officer inquiring if you are here legally that you are a citizen and the officer will apologize and send you on your way. Ted Weverka/Boulder

More info, please (Re: “Coming full circle,” cover story, May 20.) I’d like to comment on a fine article by Heather May Koski. Great job on bringing a vivid snapshot of Scott Harrison’s vision and passion to the Weekly. Only one small criticism — you forgot to name the date and time of the opening day, and no website/phone number to get more info. Don’t feel alone. Omissions like

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this are all too common in small publications. Anyway, nice article! Ralph Robertson/Broomfield

Old farts, right-wing nuts Sen. John McCain and Focus on the Family should know that the Israeli military, possibly the most ferocious fighting force in the world, is comfort-

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ood news, people! The economy is roaring like a tiger again, so we shoppers are now willing and able to spend more. I know this is true, because it says so right here on the front page of the business section of my local daily, the Austin AmericanStatesman. The headline of this AP wire story reads, “Retailers prepare for a shopping rebound.” The article reports that as economic recovery spreads and consumer optimism surges, retailers are “tweaking their merchandise” — and their prices. For example, cashmere is back on the racks, big wedges of gourmet cheeses are being offered, gold jewelry is replacing that common silver stuff, and $250 sets of Wolfgang Puck cookware are in stock again. One clear sign of renewed consumer prosperity is that “aspirational” purchases are up — people who downscaled during the Great Recession 4 June 3, 2010

ably integrated with gay and straight soldiers. The armies of Europe are also mostly open to gays and straights. The U.S. military wastes millions by kicking out highly trained and competent soldiers, only because they are gay. Young people know that their friends include gays and straights. The problem is old farts and right-

The economy is up! Or is it down? are now upscaling. Instead of buying tacky $700 patent leather shoes and $700 suits, they’re choosing the $1,500 python skin shoes and $1,200 designer suits. What’s that? You say you don’t pay $700 for shoes, much less $1,500? You say you don’t feel any surge of consumer optimism and aren’t into “aspirational” purchases? Well, don’t blame the newspaper. To find an

Show us your ‘papers’ Republican Gov. Jan Brewer of Arizona signed the nation’s toughest bill on illegal immigration into law on see LETTERS Page 6

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What hath BP found? by Paul Danish

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n Jan. 10, 1901, roughnecks working on a 1,020-foot-deep oil well near Beaumont, Texas, were lowering the drill string back into their well when, without warning, the drilling mud began furiously bubbling back out of the hole. Alarmed, the crew ran for it. This proved to be a wise decision, because minutes later the drill string, about 700 feet of 20-foot-long steel tubes, collectively weighing several tons, came flying out of the hole. Then, after a pause, a sound “like a cannon shot” came from the well, followed by the ejection of the drilling mud, a belch of gas, and a great geyser of oil that shot 150 feet into the air. For the next nine days, oil spewed into the sky at the rate of 100,000 barrels a day — which was more than the combined production of all the other oil wells in the United States at the time. The crew worked furiously to contain the mess, building berms to contain the pools of crude that formed around the rig, and then additional berms when the first pools overflowed. When the placement of a hastily improvised cap consisting of heavy timbers, railway rails, and a Christmas tree of valves finally stopped the blowout on Jan. 19, the well was surrounded by a lake of oil and a mob of investors, speculators and oil baron wannabes. And that’s how the Spindletop oil field, the great oil-strike that launched the modern petroleum industry and several giant oil companies, was discovered — with a blowout of massive proportions. To return to the present:

For the better part of a month, British Petroleum maintained that its Macondo oil well — that’s the formal name of the well that blew out on April 20 and sank the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig — was leaking 5,000 barrels a day of oil. Academic experts, basing their judgments on underwater video of the leak, maintained it was a lot larger — 25,000, 50,000 or even 100,000 barrels a day. The academic estimates gained plausibility after BP inserted a siphon into the end of the ruptured pipe from which the oil is flowing and began recovering 2,000 to 5,000 barrels a day — with no visible impact on the size of the plume bubbling into the sea. They gained even more plausibility after the federal government raised its estimates of the size of the leak to 12,000 to 19,000 barrels a day — and after BP’s attempt to plug the well with a “top kill” — by forcing drilling mud into it — failed. Most of the mud was promptly forced back out of the well as fast as BP pumped it in — and BP was using a 30,000 horsepower pump. All of which suggests that the well may be flowing at a rate substantially higher than even the government’s upwardly revised estimate. And that in turn raises a question: What has BP found? Oil companies don’t drill for oil in 5,000 feet of water unless they expect to find lots of it — and in the past few years there have been a number of rich strikes in the area where BP was drilling. To be sure, there’s mounting evidence that BP took risks and cut corners, and that may be the explanation for the blow-out. Oil companies have a

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April 23; its aim is to identify and prosecute illegal immigrants. President Obama strongly criticized it, and those in favor of the bill were quick to deny that racism had anything to do with its passage. Any American who has been paying attention to right-wing pundits and tea party activists will no doubt make the statement that the signs at Freedomworks/Fox News-sponsored rallies across our nation call that assertion into doubt. While some could easily conclude that, if not racist, right-wing Americans merely have doubts about the patriotism of those persons whose name ends in a vowel. I can believe that as easily as the notion that racism disappeared after 9/11, as Fox employee Bill O’Reilly stated recently. I believe thinking Americans are not as gullible as that, but if they are, Tom Tancredo and Jon Caldara right here in Colorado should be prepared to show their birth certificates when asked to prove their citizenship if they’re traveling through Arizona. Come to think about it, I would like to see their “papers” myself. Tommy Holeman/Longmont

Buy time with Coffman I am a federal employee working for the Mine Safety and Health Administration and live in the 6th Congressional District of Colorado — Mike Coffman’s district, which includes 22,964 federal workers and retirees. I also serve on the Board of Directors of Federally Employed Women (FEW), which is hosting an event for constituents to meet with their elected lawmakers to discuss issues of concern to federal workers. Even though Mr. Coffman and I do not agree on a lot of issues, I eagerly registered, turned in my annual leave request (federal workers have to use annual leave to participate in these types of events) and booked my airline ticket. However, I then learned from

our representative setting up the meetings that despite a request sent two months in advance, Mr. Coffman’s staff has said that not one person on the staff can meet with me and my colleague (who is retired and using her own funds to come to town). No explanation was given. While this kind of treatment of constituents is simply egregious, it gets better! Within two hours of receiving this terse denial of a mere 15-minute constituent meeting, this same FEW representative received via fax a fundraiser letter asking her to spend $250 to have breakfast with Mr. Coffman! So the Congressman’s staff cannot spend 15 minutes with two constituents, yet they have time to create and distribute fundraising solicitations to the person requesting that very same meeting. Seems incredulous to me, but it does explain why Congress is “broken.” Shelly McCoy/Highlands Ranch

Obama a hero “A hero ventures forth from the world of common day into a region of supernatural wonder … the hero comes back from this mysterious adventure with the power to bestow boons on his fellow man.” — Joseph Campbell Qualities include determination, courage, dedication, intrepidity, perseverance, gallantry, conviction, selflessness and bravery. Joseph Campbell deemed John Lennon a hero. If Joseph Campbell were alive today, I believe he would put Barack Obama in the hero category. David Krest/Paonia

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long history of taking risks and cutting corners — the history of the industry is a history of calculated risk-taking. But BP also had to have made some assumptions about the size and content of the geological structure it was drilling into, and it may be that those assumptions turned out to be spectacularly wrong. Could it be that BP found a much bigger oil deposit than it expected to? Is it possible that for the past month we’ve been looking at a Spindletop-size gusher on the ocean floor? Just how large an oil field was BP expecting to find, and how large does it think it is in light of the blowout? Taken together with other recent oil strikes in the vicinity, is it possible

that there is, say, an underwater Kuwait off the coast of Louisiana? If there is, what are the implications for American energy independence and the price of oil? And more darkly, is it possible that BP has been low-balling the size of its Macondo find, not in order to minimize the size of the environmental impact of the spill, but in order to keep the find from influencing the global price of oil? No one seems to have thought to ask. The press covering the disaster is more interested in finding fault than finding oil, so it is failing to ask questions that go beyond the disaster and who’s to blame for it. But there may be more to the story than that. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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the polling booth, he or she could decide which approach would be best for the state or the country. Based on the last election, I would have to say that no such clear-cut choice exists today. Most politicians appear to be very ready to take the easy way out. Any high school student given basic accounting training and asked what to do about a deficit could quickly suggest raising taxes. This solution does not require any effort, intelligence, sacrifice, or skill. We must ask ourselves if this is what we elected our politicians to do. In my opinion, it is not! How often do we see a politician stand up for what their constituency really wants or needs? Both sides of the political aisle appear to be willing to jump onto the politically correct bandwagon, regardless of the wants and needs of their constituency. The primary concern of the current crop of politicians appears to be more influenced by the squeaky wheel than by factual research into perceived needs. It might be interesting to research what percentage of graduating college students major in political science today versus, say, 50 years ago. My guess would be that the percentage would be considerably higher today. I would also guess that the reason behind this movement toward majoring in political science has much more to do with the perceived payoff than it does the inherent patriotism. I believe that the payoff, and the ease with which that payoff can be channeled, have caused a major shift from rock-solid political stances to stances that change with every politically correct wind that blows. As a young boy, I was taught to examine the individual running for office — to examine his or her background, experience, history and political record. Then to consider the results of that examination in light of whatever the current situation in the state or country was, and to make my choice of who to vote for based on who I truly believed could (and would) provide the best leadership toward the needed solution. I was also taught that voting the party line regardless was nothing more that shouting, “Rah-rah team,” with no intelligent basis for that cheer. Isn’t it time we sent a message to would-be career politicians that we want to know what has happened to the politician who actually made an effort to truly represent his constituency, the state, and the country, and to find reasonable solutions to existing problems? Robert M. Collinsworth/Harrisville, N.H.

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allowed to vote to protect the right to life of unborn babies this fall. A petition to get this issue on the ballot has enough signatures, and I hope that citizens of Colorado will follow the trend of Americans who are turning increasingly pro-life. Over a majority of Americans now call themselves pro-life. There are many factors contributing to this trend. Ultrasounds have shown just how very human unborn babies are. Pro-aborts don’t really even argue anymore that it’s “just a blob of tissue.” How can they argue that anymore, since science has proven that life starts from the moment of conception? So most Americans realize that the unborn are human. If human (which they are), then why does our country allow this holocaust to continue? When pro-aborts say it’s about a “woman’s right to choose,” they are really saying a woman has the right to kill her own child. Of course, they won’t word it like that because they will lose public support, so they use shameful verbal engineering to cover-up what is really happening. I’m confident that if more citizens of Colorado were to see what an abortion looks like, they would vote to protect the unborn this fall. With that said, please go to unborn. info, and see what it looks like, and please take those images with you this fall, and please cast your vote to save unborn babies! Mike Rachiele/Pittsfield, Mass.

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Goodwill comes to Boulder Goodwill Industries of Denver has announced that the first Goodwill thrift store and donation center in Boulder will open on Saturday, June 12, in the Basemar Shopping Center, at 2486 Baseline Rd. The store will feature gently used clothing, household goods, furniture, outdoor gear and more. Saturday’s opening celebrations will include discounted merchandise and 99 cent pairs of jeans, as well as activities for children, such as face painting and clown performances. The store will occupy the space left vacant when Ace Hardware closed in September 2008. Goodwill Industries is a nonprofit organization, and proceeds from Goodwill stores help fund community programs for at-risk youth, struggling families and individuals with disabilities. Have a WWII ball The Second Annual WWII Ball will be held on Saturday, June 19, at the Boulder Airport’s Blue Hangar at 7 p.m. Attendees will enjoy a USOstyle show starring the likes of Bob Hope, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland and the Andrews Sisters Act Reveille 3. The night of music and dancing will also feature WWII planes, military vehicles, WWII reenactments and The Hot Tomatoes, a nine-piece big band. Boulder Swing Dance, Frequent Flyers Aerial Dance Theater, Aerialist Brandy Dew, Gen. George Patton and others will make guest appearances. The night will finish in grand style, with an authentic 1940s radio broadcast announcing the end of the war, along with a balloon drop and celebration. This year’s event comes after the success of the inaugural ball, held in June 2009, which drew a crowd of almost 600 participants dressed in styles from the 1940s. Proceeds from the 2010 ball will benefit The Spirit of Flight Center Colorado and the Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum. For more information and to purchase tickets, visit www.1940sWWIIBall.org. Yarn wanted C.R.E.A.T.E. Globally is seeking donations of old or new yarn, knitting needles and other knitting supplies to send to orphaned girls in Nepal. In April of this year, 10 June 3, 2010

C.R.E.A.T.E. founder Erin Tanner Jospe of the Rocky Mountain Center for Counseling and Stress Reduction volunteered at an orphanage in Bhakatpur, Nepal, where she taught 13 local girls to knit. Now back in Boulder, Jospe hopes to continue supporting them with contributions of supplies. She plans to send the first shipment of donated yarn in July or August. For more information, contact Erin Tanner Jospe at Erin@rmcsr. com. C.R.E.A.T.E Globally is a developing nonprofit serving children and youth globally through the expressive arts and education. The organization works to connect expressive art therapists with orphanages and foundations around the world to help children develop their creativity. Circle Boulder bike event slated The City of Boulder Utilities Division’s Greenways Program will host its 13th Annual Circle Boulder by Bicycle self-guided ride on Sunday, June 6, rain or shine. This leisurely, non-competitive ride follows the city’s bikeways, beginning and ending at Scott Carpenter Park, near 30th Street and Arapahoe Avenue, and is open to all ages and abilities. Participants can choose the B360, a 28-mile course, or the B180, which covers 16 miles. Riders can register for free and start the B360 between 3 and 3:30 p.m. Participants in the shorter B180 can register and begin the ride between 3:30 and 4 p.m. Participants who may need extra time for either ride can register at 2:30 p.m. This year’s route will highlight the newly completed Elmer’s Two-mile Path and the connection between the Fourmile Canyon Creek Path and the Diagonal Highway. Participants will loop around Boulder using a linking network of paths, neighborhood streets and unpaved trails. A free post-ride party will take place at Scott Carpenter Park at 5 p.m. and will include refreshments and prize drawings. Riders are reminded to carry water and wear appropriate gear, including a helmet, and participants must stay on trails and yield to other users. No dogs are allowed. For more information, visit www.boulderwater.net and select “Projects & Programs,” then “Greenways,” or contact Annie Noble at 303-441-3242.

Polo tourney to benefit hospice The Fourth Annual Polo on the Lawn sporting event to benefit HospiceCare of Boulder and Broomfield Counties is slated for June 19, from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m. on the grounds of Ashlawn in Longmont. This public polo tournament features four teams playing in two matches, each complete with a crowd-pleasing half-time champagne divot stomp. “The generosity and good spirits displayed at this event are simply magnificent,” says Darla Schueth, HospiceCare’s president and CEO. “The breathtaking setting and fastpaced competition make for a day that is truly unforgettable.” Polo on the Lawn is planned by a committee of volunteers and backed by many local businesses and individuals. Supporters include Anadarko Petroleum Corporation as the title sponsor, and Balfour Senior Living, HospiceCare Leadership Group and JKW Family Trust as team sponsors. Additional support is provided by Alem International, Mercedes-Benz of Westminster and Puig USA, Inc., among others. Guests will enjoy a gourmet lunch provided by some of Boulder County’s finest restaurants, including the Bitter Bar at Happy’s, Colterra, Jax, Laudisio, Radda and the West End Tavern. Tickets are $150 each, and all proceeds benefit HospiceCare’s services and programs for patients and families facing end-of-life issues. To learn more about the event or to purchase tickets, contact HospiceCare at 303-604-5236, or visit www.hospicecareonline.org. Slash drop-off open Mountain residents can once again drop off tree limbs and brush (“slash”) at the Boulder County Waste Transfer Station and Recycling Center at 286 Ridge Rd. in Nederland. Slash, which includes limbs, branches and trees up to six inches in diameter, can be dropped off by residents and contractors, free of charge. No other organic materials are accepted. In order to ensure that space is available for each load delivered, users must call 303258-7878 to make an appointment. There is no limit on quantities if space is available. The slash collected will be chipped on site and hauled to Boulder for composting. Wood chips for use as garden mulch will be available free of charge while supplies last,

but must be loaded by hand. The site will remain open through the summer until the Nederland Community Forestry Sort Yard, also located on Ridge Road, opens in August. The Meeker Park Community Forestry Sort Yard, located on the east side of the Peak-to-Peak Highway, just north of Allenspark and Meeker Park, accepts trees and slash from residents of Boulder and Larimer counties at no charge. The sort yard will be open through mid-July. County residents can also use the Boulder County and the City of Boulder year-round organic waste drop-off center at the Western Disposal Services’ Transfer Station at 5880 Butte Mill Rd. in Boulder. The cost to use the center for residents of unincorporated Boulder County is $37.50 per ton, 60 percent of what it regularly costs. Quantities less than a ton are charged a prorated amount. For more information about the sort yards, visit www.bouldercounty. org/foresthealth, or contact Ryan Ludlow at 720-564-2641 or pinebeetle@bouldercounty.org. Powerspeak arrives at library A new language-learning product, Powerspeak Languages, is available at Boulder Public Library. The first five languages available are Spanish, French, German, Mandarin Chinese and English for Spanish-speakers. All are free with a Boulder Public Library card. The courses use a variety of multi-sensory activities to take full advantage of the brain’s ability to acquire language. Designed specifically for use by the diverse audience of library users, the courses include a combination of scored online activities, exercises, lessons and learning games. Language learners are challenged to practice speaking and writing in a variety of interactive modules designed to simulate real conversations with native speakers. “We’re thrilled to have languagelearning products available for our library,” says Library Director Tony Tallent. “This will give our library customers more opportunities to learn a new language at their own pace.” For more information, contact the Reference Department at Boulder Public Library, 303-441-3194, or visit www.boulderlibrary.org. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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Tom likes me! We recently got an ill-advised news release from Bob Brancato, who is apparently a Republican attempting to unseat Jared Polis in the U.S. House of Representatives. The release was ill-advised because it was trumpeting the fact that none other than former Congressman and national laughingstock Tom Tancredo has endorsed Brancato. Dude. You don’t go around bragging that Tancredo has endorsed you. Especially in the left-leaning 2nd District. That’s like boasting about being buddies with Hugo Chavez in Colorado Springs. Well, upon reading further, maybe that’s the image Brancato wants to project. The release states that Brancato “has publicly saluted the state of Arizona in their tuff [sic] stance against illegal immigration.” Wow. Racial profiler and needs help with spelling and grammar. Nice combination. As it turns out, Brancato really is Tancredo’s mini-me. “We are honored to surround ourselves with like-minded people,” Brancato says in the release. “Congressman Tancredo is such a man.” ’Nuff said, tuff guy.

More priests defrocked The removal of Catholic priests suspected of sexual misconduct with a minor in the early 1970s is becoming a full-time job for Denver Archbishop Charles Chaput. We’re averaging about one a month, and if this pace keeps up, we should be expecting another one next week. There was Father Mel Thompson on April 8, then Father Dorino De Lazzer on May 7. The news releases go on about how every accused person should be presumed innocent, and they’re right. But people who paid dearly for trusting Catholic priests as kids in the early 1970s were pretty innocent, too. Just saying.

Holder held accountable Speaking of Polis, he may not be perfect, but at least he grilled U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder about that highly suspect DEA sting a few months back that seemed to be based entirely on a TV news report. You remember the one, where one minute Chris Bartkowicz was bragging to a TV reporter about how much pot he had in his basement, and the next minute there are DEA agents at his door, despite the federal edict passed down last fall telling the DEA to leave dispensaries and caregivers alone in states with medical marijuana laws, as long as they are not in violation of those laws. Well, at a May 13 House Judiciary Committee hearing, Polis asked Holder about which “objective processes” the feds are using to determine whether individuals are in “clear and unambiguous compliance with state law.” Holder’s reply was basically “Depends,” so Polis asked about DEA agent Jeffrey Sweetin’s quote, “The time is coming when we go into a dispensary, we find out what their profit is, we

Great geckos Geckos are now the number one reptile pet in the world, and Boulder County now has a hot spot where you can get your wild lizard self on. It’s called Designer Geckos, and it’s in Hygiene just east of Longmont. Apparently, these little guys love people and now come in a wide variety of colors, thanks to selective breeding in recent years. The store owners say geckos are very easy to take care of (you can go on vacation and leave them home on their own), are clean with no odors and are even hypo-allergenic and doctorrecommended for people with allergies. “They get so tame so easily that they can watch TV with you, go for walks in the neighborhood on your shoulder, and can be bred if you want to pass along some babies to your friends,” according to their news release. Until June 12, if you buy a terrarium setup, you get the gecko for free. Billed as “the first gecko store in the world,” Designer Geckos is at 11747 N. 75th St. Check out www.designergeckos.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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seize the building and we arrest everybody.” Polis asked Holder whether he agrees “that statements that could be reasonably taken as threatening to businesses that are legal in our state are, in fact, contrary to your stated policy?” Holder conceded that, yes, if the business was, indeed, legal, yadda yadda, it would be against policy to make such statements. We may have made fun of your New Year’s poetry, Jared, but that right there was strong work. Bravo!

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Woman arrested in baby’s death On Tuesday, June 1, a sixmonth-old baby died at Avista Hospital after the baby was brought to the hospital by the parents. Investigators were told the parents found the infant unresponsive in his crib. Attempts were made to resuscitate him, but he was pronounced dead shortly after their arrival at the hospital. That afternoon, at about 6 p.m., the mother was arrested in the death of the infant. Police say the death of the infant was intentional and that the mother, Stephanie Rochester, 34, of Superior, has been arrested pursuant to an arrest warrant. The charges on the arrest warrant are for firstdegree murder and one count of child abuse resulting in death. As of press time, she was being held at the Boulder County Jail pending the posting of bond, which has been set at $750,000.

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Home Depot runaways On Thursday, May 27, Boulder police responded to a theft in progress at Home Depot on the Twenty Ninth Street Mall. Staff witnessed three men pushing a shopping cart with four plastic spools of copper wire, valued at $1,046.99, attempting to leave the store without paying for the wire. All three suspects fled the scene, one of them on foot, when the police arrived. Officers were able to apprehend and arrest an 18-yearold male. He was charged with theft and resisting arrest. The other suspects are still at large. Employees said they had been alerted to wire spool thefts from other Home Depots in the area. Dead man walking A 45-year-old man was arrested after personnel at Boulder Community Hospital told Boulder police that he was using the security number of a deceased person, in an apparent attempt to obtain pain medications on Thursday, May 27. Employees said the suspect had been admitted to the hospital earlier in the month, and he acknowledged he had committed the same act at other hospitals in the Denver metro area. He was charged with

criminal attempted theft over $20,000, identity theft, fraud and deceit, and dissemination of false information to obtain hospital admission and care. Man takes anger out on vehicle Boulder police were dispatched to the 2300 block of Pearl Street on a report of a man damaging a black vehicle on Thursday, May 27. Upon arrival, police observed an intoxicated man forcefully opening the front driver’s-side door of a Subaru Forester into a large pole. The suspect ran southbound on 24th Street and fell down, and officers were able to arrest him. The suspect caused a significant amount of damage to the vehicle, damage valued at approximately $5,000. The 20-year-old man was charged with first-degree criminal trespass, criminal mischief, obstruction, resisting arrest and minor in possession of alcohol. So much for that job On Wednesday, May 26, a 25-year-old man was cited with careless driving after he struck a pedestrian as she was getting in her vehicle near 26th Street and Walnut Street. The man was looking down at an employment application in his car when he struck the rear bumper of the victim’s vehicle and then the victim. The female rolled onto the hood of his vehicle and then onto the ground. She suffered a head injury was transported to Boulder Community Hospital. Slippery slope hiking On Sunday, May 30, at approximately 1:25 p.m., authorities were dispatched to the Mallory Cave trail on the report of a hiker who had slipped and gotten injured. A 61-year-old Longmont woman had fallen and injured her right ankle while walking on the trail with a friend. She was evacuated by members of Rocky Mountain Rescue Group and transported to Boulder Community Hospital for treatment. Other responding agencies included the Boulder police, Pridemark Ambulance and the Open Space Mountain Rangers. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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o, you’ve heard about honey, and I like the humming.” the critical shortage of Start-up costs run about $300 to honeybees in the United $400 for basic equipment, not countStates, and you’re think- ing the cost of the bees, which could ing about keeping a be nothing if someone is looking to couple of backyard hives. If so, you’d pass on a swarm they don’t need. have plenty of company. But will that However, Theobald recommends that company be beekeepers — or people anyone considering this “special craft” who used to keep bees? read up first, particularly The Joys of Tom Theobald, president of the Beekeeping by Richard Taylor. Then Boulder County take a course, such Beekeepers as the one he helps Association, says a teach every fall surge of interest through the lately has resulted Colorado State in more local bee University colonies — but Extension program the results don’t in Boulder County. always last. An important “Everybody question to considwants to be a beeer is: Does my city/ keeper these days. county allow backWell, you don’t yard beekeeping? keep bees; you’re In Boulder married to ‘em,” he Hobbyist beekeeper Sadananda County, yes — and checks out a hive. says. “And not no. Some towns everyone wants to prohibit all beebe married to bees. keeping in residenPeople think they’ll take care of tial areas, others have some restricthemselves, but it’s not like hanging a tions, and some have no limits at all. birdhouse. It’s more like having a dog Best to check with a local beekeepers’ or a garden. You’ve got to put some association to see how it stands in effort into regular upkeep.” your area. Over the last 15 years, beekeepers There are between 139,600 and across the nation have seen annual 212,000 beekeepers in the United bee losses rocket from about 10 perStates, says the U.S. Department of cent to as much as 6o percent. Agriculture. Hobbyists (under 25 Pesticides, diseases, parasites and a hives) make up about 95 percent, and mysterious disorder called Colony part-timers (25 to 299 hives) about 4 Collapse are all blamed. So as busy as percent. They produce about 40 perhe is running Niwot Honey Farm, cent of domestic honey. Theobald also makes time to teach No figures are available on the beekeeping classes. number of beekeeping drop-outs. But Formal knowledge is something Theobald has seen too many novices even a dedicated hobbyist needs, says surrender, handing off colonies to Sadananda, co-founder of Alandi someone else or, worse, walking away Ashram in Boulder, who has three from their bees. hives — two of them nearly empty. “With all the problems we “Bees do that sometimes,” he already have keeping bees alive, we says. “They just go away. The bees in don’t need that,” he says. the last hive seem happy.” More information: Boulder Sadananda has been keeping bees County Beekeepers Association for about three years, but says he’s (www.bouldercountybeekeepers.org/ still too dependent on more experiindex.shtml) enced beekeepers for help and is now National Honey Board (www. considering taking a class. honey.com/nhb/home/) “I like the bees’ energy, I like the Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Victory! BOULDER WEEKLY INVESTIGATION ENDS THE PRACTICE OF SHACKLING INMATES IN LABOR by Pamela White

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yan Owens caught her first case at age 27 after becoming addicted to methamphetamine. She was sent into treatment, but relapsed almost immediately after graduating. When she got into trouble again, she went on the run, afraid of being sent to jail. A mother with two children, she was also pregnant. She wasn’t on the run long, however, when law enforcement caught up with her. She spent her first five days in Denver City Jail heavily pregnant and sleeping on the floor on a dirty blanket. Then she was transferred to Denver County Jail, where she stayed for a time, before being transferred to El Paso County on her due date — and then back again. During transport, she was kept in full restraints, including ankle shackles and a belly belt, an excruciating experience. Though she begged the guards to remove some of the shackles, they refused, instead joking about whether or not the trip would make her go into labor. “It hurt so bad,” she says. “It was miserable. I cried the whole way down there and the whole way back.” She was in Denver County Jail when she finally went into labor. She was brought to the hospital in wrist and ankle irons, then chained by her ankle to a hospital bed. The humiliation was extreme. Worse was her inability to make use of the comforts available to other women to help ease the pain of labor, such as the hottub. The experience, she told the Colorado State Senate and House judiciary committees, left her feeling that she’d been treated “like an animal.” I listened to Owens testify at the House Judiciary Committee hearing and watched as her testimony resonated with others in the audience, including a former inmate who had tears running down her face. And I feel great satisfaction in knowing that what happened to Owens will never happen again — at least not in 14 June 3, 2010

Colorado. On Thursday, May 27, Gov. Bill Ritter signed Senate Bill 193, nicknamed “the shackling bill,” into law. The bill was introduced and carried by Sen. Evie Hudak, D-Westminster, who learned about the shackling of inmates in labor from a Boulder Weekly investigation into the treatment of pregnant inmates (“Pregnant in prison,” cover story, Feb. 18). Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, sponsored the bill in the House. When the law goes into effect on Jan. 1, it will regulate the use of shackles on inmates throughout pregnancy, prohibiting the use of shackles on inmates during labor and delivery, except under extreme circumstances where an inmate poses an immediate danger to herself or others or represents a threat of escape. With the governor’s signature, Colorado became the ninth state to prohibit the shackling of inmates in labor. For former inmates, like Owens, who gave birth while in custody, the new law offers a chance to heal one of the worst memories from their time behind bars. “It’s so great,” she says. “That’s a memory that will never go away. That’s how my son came into this world. I take full responsibility for the reasons that I was there, but the fact that nobody else has to go through that is huge to me. My [labor and birth] is done and over with. It is what it is. But the fact that this is a law now — it does heal.” For the coalition of women’s groups and medical professionals who pushed for the bill’s passage, the new law marks a leap forward for the medical treatment of women inmates and for human rights in the state’s jails and prisons. “This takes us out of the dark ages in the Department of Corrections and our jails,” said Sen. Hudak, “and it’s long overdue.” For me, the journalist who investigated the issue and then took the unusual step of carrying it to Capitol

Hill and even writing the first draft of the bill, the new law serves as validation for what I’ve always believed — that newspapers are still capable of bringing about significant change.

Disbelief and shame The toughest thing about launching Senate Bill 193 was lawmakers’ disbelief. Upon reading through the bill for the first time, many responded like Sen. Keith King, R-Colorado Springs. “Do we know this really happens?” he asked. King went on to become a vocal supporter of the bill when he learned that somewhere between 50 and 60 inmates were giving birth in chains each year in Colorado. As my investigation revealed, how and when inmates were shackled depended entirely on where they were being held. In Boulder County, inmates were not shackled during labor, but in nearby Denver County, inmates were being shackled to their hospital beds by a long, heavy chain fixed to one ankle. In some mountain jurisdictions, women were actually being given furlough from jail to give birth and were allowed to have family with them in the hospital. DOC inmates, on the other hand, were being taken to the hospital in wrist restraints and sometimes ankle shackles and belly belts and were shackled to their beds by one extremity throughout labor — depending on which nurse and correctional officer were on duty. Once these facts were laid out, most lawmakers were astonished and even ashamed. Hudak says that compared to some other bills she’s carried, SB 193 wasn’t a difficult bill to explain to people. During the bill’s first hearing before the Senate Appropriations Committee, Hudak asked her fellow senators if any of them had ever given birth or been present when their spouses gave birth. She then asked whether they could imagine themselves or their wives trying to

escape. “They finished the sentence before it came out of my mouth, and they really understood that it’s ridiculous that a woman in labor would try to escape or would be successful if she tried,” Hudak says. SB 193 prohibits the use of belly shackles and ankle irons on pregnant inmates at any point during their pregnancy, out of concern that shackling in this manner poses a danger to the fetus, uterus, and placenta should the belt put pressure on the inmate’s pregnant abdomen or should the inmate trip and fall. The bill also prohibits the use of any kind of shackles on inmates during labor and delivery, except in extreme cases when an inmate poses an immediate danger to herself or others or represents a serious flight risk. If they are shackled, it must be done using the least restrictive restraint necessary for maintaining safety, and the incident must be detailed and saved as a public record. Further, the bill enables inmates to have a member of the medical staff present during her strip-search on return to jail or prison. The bill moved swiftly through the legislative process. It received the unanimous support of the Senate and passed with a single “no” vote in the House, cast by Rep. Mark Waller, R-Colorado Springs. “The only hesitation came from the Department of Corrections,” Hudak says. DOC, which runs the state’s prisons, originally took a neutral position, but perhaps showed its true stance by attaching a significant cost to the bill, claiming that they would need to hire more guards if they left laboring inmates unshackled. But the fiscal note was struck from the bill by the Senate Appropriations Committee during a hearing in which Sen. Bob Bacon, R-Fort Collins, admitted to feeling ashamed that Colorado needed a bill like SB 193. “I was particularly pleased in the Boulder Weekly

Senate that they took the fiscal note off because they didn’t believe that additional guards would be necessary,” Hudak says. After the fiscal note was removed, however, DOC took a more aggressive stance against the bill. There were indications that its representatives would ask the governor for a veto and look for ways to stall the bill until it died if it weren’t amended. Rep. Claire Levy worked with DOC to craft a version of the bill they could support, removing language from the House version that would have prohibited shackling inmates during transportation to or from a medical facility for childbirth, as well as during the immediate postpartum recovery period. Had it not been for those changes, Levy says the bill might have faced an uphill battle with the governor. “I’m sorry that the Department of Corrections was successful in weakening the bill in the House,” Hudak says. “They were more successful in convincing the representatives that shackling was necessary during transport. I still don’t believe it is. But as is common in the legislative process, you might not get everything you want, but this goes a long way.” Because of Levy’s efforts, DOC testified in favor of the bill. Although the law doesn’t go into effect until Jan. 1, DOC plans to implement new procedures before then. “As you are aware, our procedures were in place and different than some other jurisdictions prior to passing of the bill,” Joanie Shoemaker, deputy director of prisons for DOC, wrote in an e-mail to Boulder Weekly. “We have begun the process of changing policy and designing the tracking tool. We will implement as soon as that is finalized even if the bill has not been enacted.”

Reproductive justice Julie Krow has heard more about women’s experiences being shackled during labor than most people. Krow oversees The Haven, a residential substance-abuse treatment program for pregnant and parenting women. About 70 percent of the clientele at The Haven have entered the program after being diverted from the criminal justice system or after being released from jail or prison. Boulder Weekly

How the law has changed Before Senate Bill 193 • Each jurisdiction had its own policy regarding the shackling of inmates during pregnancy, transport, labor and delivery. • Pregnant inmates could be shackled with ankle shackles, belly belts and wrist shackles. • Many inmates were kept in shackles throughout their labors. • No medical personnel were present during inmates’ strip-search upon return to jail or prison. • Because records pertaining to pregnancy and birth are private medical records, it was difficult to determine exactly how pregnant women were being treated.

After Senate Bill 193 • There is one statewide policy regulating the shackling of inmates throughout pregnancy, including transport, labor Concerned about the treatment of inmates during labor, Krow pulled together a focus group of Haven clients who had given birth while in custody and asked them to share their experiences. “To me, the thing that was really telling was that the experiences were all over the map,” Krow says. “Some of the women were traumatized by the experience and had had a terrible experience. Some people from some of the rural mountain towns said it wasn’t like that for them.” It seemed to Krow that such a wide discrepancy in how inmates were treated meant that there was room for compassion — and consistency — in shackling policies. Krow testified in favor of SB 193 and discussed the bill with her clients during the legislative process. She was pleased to hear that the governor had signed the bill and said her clients are also happy to learn that the shackling of inmates during labor is coming to an end in Colorado. For Dr. Eliza Buyers, an obstetrician-gynecologist in Denver and the legislative chair of the Colorado Section of the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, the new law means safer pregnancies and

and delivery. • Belly belts and ankle shackles are banned for use on pregnant inmates. • When shackling pregnant inmates, officers must use the least restrictive restraint possible for maintaining safety. • No inmate may be shackled during labor or delivery unless she presents an immediate danger to herself or others or poses a serious threat of escape, and then she may only be shackled by the least restrictive restraint necessary. • An inmate may choose to have a member of the jail or prison’s medical staff with her when she is strip-searched after returning from giving birth. • Any use of shackles on an inmate during labor or delivery must be recorded (without identifying medical information) and maintained as a public record for five years. births for inmates and the achievement of a legislative goal here in Colorado. “The issue of shackling pregnant and laboring women is one that the American Congress of OB/GYNs has been talking about on a national level for well over five years,” Buyers says. “Providers have become involved in this issue because, beyond the physically demeaning aspects of this practice, there are also serious medical concerns.” Those concerns include everything from possible damage to the fetus, uterus or placenta caused by pressure from belly shackles to delays in emergency treatment caused by an inability to remove shackles quickly enough. “Labor is a dynamic, physical and, at times, very rapid process,” Buyers says. “The use of restraints on pregnant inmates is medically hazardous, and prohibiting this practice is necessary for health providers to deliver safe medical care.” ACOG had been hoping to present a bill in Colorado next year, but when Buyers heard a bill was being drafted, she immediately became involved. She brought a medical perspective to the drafting process and

testified at both the Senate and House judiciary hearings. Lorena Garcia, director of policy and organizing for COLOR, the Colorado Organization for Latina Opportunity and Reproductive Rights, also had plans to push for a ban on the shackling of inmates in labor next year. When she learned that an effort was under way this year, she became actively involved in the process of drafting and lobbying for the bill. “COLOR’s mission is reproductive justice, and being able to give birth in a humane fashion no matter the location is a piece of reproductive justice,” Garcia says. “With the passage of SB 193, it brings us a step closer now that even women who are incarcerated can also have reproductive justice.” Garcia says she was surprised and gratified when the bill received such overwhelming bipartisan support. “I’m very pleased to see that the state of Colorado has a vested interest in ensuring that one of our most vulnerable populations is treated fairly, and that population is incarcerated women,” she says. Garcia says she also finds hope in the fact that, in the end, it wasn’t a lobbyist or activist group that brought the issue of shackling pregnant inmates to the table. “I think this process being driven by a citizen and a constituent proves that there is value in our everyday Coloradans advocating for rights,” she says. For Owens, who graduates from treatment later this month and whose son recently turned 2, testifying before state lawmakers was an empowering experience. “It was extremely empowering, even though my hands were shaking,” she says. “The only thing that kept going through my head was that people need to hear what really happens. People need to hear from the inside. So many times people don’t hear people like us.” This time, thanks in part to Owens, people in the highest levels of state government got the message loud and clear. “I think the fact that another woman won’t have to feel [what I felt] is amazing,” she says. “It’s huge to me. It’s awesome. It really is.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com June 3, 2010 15

Under the skin What was really behind CU diversity czar Sallye McKee’s resignation? by Jefferson Dodge

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he press release was innocuous enough, on its face, like so many others sent by the university about com-

ings and goings within the administration. However, as is probably true with

ceived walls around the “ivory tower.” Diversity can enhance students’ critical thinking skills and learning environment, exposing them to other cultures and opening their minds, so that they are prepared to step out into the world and compete in a global economy, among other things. Back when CU had bona fide academics as presidents, diversity made a regular appearance among the goals in their strategic plans. For example, in 2001, boosting diversity was one of the five goals that former President Betsy Hoffman outlined in her plan, “Vision 2010.” Well, it’s 2010, and over the past decade, the percentage of students of color has increased by only

many other resignations, there is a story behind this one that goes beyond the glib PR explanation that a vice chancellor will step down June 30 “for personal and family reasons.” Sources say that the University of Colorado at Boulder’s diversity chief, Sallye McKee, had a tenure of nearly three years that was marked by controversy as well as formal complaints filed against her with CU’s Office of Discrimination and Harassment. They describe situations in which McKee allegedly made questionable hiring decisions and inappropriate comments based on race and religion. Others say the complaints have arisen simply because disgruntled, entrenched employees didn’t like that McKee made changes. Sallye McKee

*** Diversity, in a university environment, is a big deal. And it’s not just about the number of ethnic minorities anymore. Among other things, it’s about the number of women, ensuring access for the disabled and creating a welcoming environment for homosexuals. And, in recent years, it has sometimes meant “intellectual diversity,” which has been construed as code for finding more conservative faculty to offset the liberal majority, and ensuring that leftleaning professors aren’t attempting to inculcate impressionable college students with their “socialist” or “anti-American” ideas. (But that’s another story. See “Ward Churchill.”) Diversity initiatives can open doors to groups of people that haven’t traditionally had access to public higher education, and they can break down the per16 June 3, 2010

about 1.5 percent, to 14.4 percent of the student body. Meanwhile, in 2007, the proportion of underrepresented minority high school graduates in Colorado was about 25 percent, according to the report “The Status of Minorities and Women in Colorado’s Higher Education Institutions” by Lauren Sanz. The goal, say diversity officials, is to achieve a percentage of minorities on campus that reflects the proportions in the state. But CU-Boulder faces many challenges, including what is known as the “pipeline” problem: There are a limited number of minority students who graduate from high school in Colorado and meet the campus’s relatively high admissions standards. “It’s a marathon, not a sprint,” McKee is fond of

saying when asked about the slow progress of diversity efforts. *** Perhaps in an effort to accelerate that pace, McKee was hired in August 2007 by former CU-Boulder Chancellor Bud Peterson about a year after Peterson had taken the helm of the campus. He had just elevated the title — and pay — of the diversity chief to that of a cabinet position: vice chancellor for diversity, equity and community engagement. McKee, who had previously worked at CU as director of the Minority Arts and Sciences Program from 1993 to 1996, was brought in at an annual salary of $160,000. During the interim, she had held executive-level positions at Bowling Green State University, the University of Denver, the University of Minnesota, East Carolina University (where she resigned because her husband was not given a job there, according to the Chronicle of Higher Education) and Metropolitan State College of Denver. The hiring itself was controversial, not just because some preferred another of the three announced semifinalists, but because the incumbent, Christine Yoshinaga-Itano, was not encouraged to apply for the job. In April 2007, the Pan Asian Faculty and Staff Association wrote a letter to former Provost (and now Chancellor) Phil DiStefano decrying the decision to disregard Yoshinaga-Itano and questioning why the new position wouldn’t continue to be held by a faculty member with a Ph.D. Yoshinaga-Itano, a professor of speech, language and hearing sciences, told Boulder Weekly that while she was not encouraged to apply, she did so anyway, at the behest of the search committee. “But I told them it wouldn’t make a difference, because [DiStefano and Peterson] didn’t want me,” she says. “The recommendations from the search committee are only as good as the people who receive those recommendations. … You give the impression that you are including people, but you already know what you’re going to do, so you do it. You try to ensure equity. But equity can only be assured by the people who make the decisions.” She says she doesn’t know why Peterson was leaning toward McKee, “but it was loaded in a particular direction. … The truth is, it was badly done because they didn’t follow the process.” *** Carmen Williams, who recently stepped down as assistant vice president for diversity for the entire CU system, says that after McKee arrived, she did a lot of Boulder Weekly

restructuring to streamline reporting lines and measure effectiveness. While some of her personnel moves were controversial, Williams says, McKee is all about proving whether methods are effective — and if they’re not, getting rid of them. Williams says McKee helped shepherd some postive trends related to the retention of students of color. “Her only agenda is the well-being of the students,” she says. “I think she’s great for that campus, and has not always gotten the support she deserves.” Recruitment, on the other hand, is always a challenge, Williams says, especially among African-American and Latino students, because they often get more financial aid at other institutions. She explains that CU has seemed to struggle in two key areas when it comes to boosting diversity and, in a university system starved for state funding, they boil down to resources: financial aid and outreach. Indeed, in some ways, it is about the money. Higher education institutions may not legally give scholarships based solely on race or ethnicity. But donations can be earmarked for firstgeneration students, for instance, or for those who are interested in minority studies. In other decisions, like student admissions, the U.S. Supreme Court has upheld the ruling that race can be used as one — but not the only — factor. In other words, if two students, one black and one white, are equal in virtually every other way when it comes to admissions standards, like grade-point averages and standardized test scores, the university can accept the black student over the white student. The justification, according to Supreme Court justices, is that that equitable access to education among all races has not yet been reached, that affirmative action is still needed, and that the faculty have determined that diversity is crucial to the learning environment, a decision that is subject to the protections of academic freedom. And yet, CU attorneys determined more than a decade ago — much to student activists’ chagrin — that the university may not set numerical goals for the percentage of minority students it plans to enroll each year. *** Granted, McKee has faced an uphill battle. But some sources who wish to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation say many of her actions crossed a line and were controversial, if not inappropriate. Certain departments were relocatBoulder Weekly

ed to report to McKee, which some say was an effort to justify the new vice chancellor title. Others say that organizationally it made sense to move the precollegiate program office, disability services and the Center for Multicultural Affairs (CMA) under the diversity office, especially since the last two came from the student affairs division, which some say was too large and unwieldy. The former vice chancellor of student affairs, Ron Stump, says he doesn’t think the division was too big or unwieldy. “Any time you’ve got change like that, people are disappointed because they felt like they’ve built up a program and have done good work,” Stump says. “From an organizational perspective, it made sense, but in student affairs it was more about we were losing colleagues and had been invested in those areas, and something was being lost. To lose them was a disappointment. … We thought it was something special and people were working well together.” Stump subsequently left to become director of the alumni association. Other administrators, including the former dean of students and the CMA director, also left the university, although neither returned calls from Boulder Weekly. Still other current and former CU employees — even those unaffected by the changes — simply declined to discuss the situation unless they were guaranteed anonymity.

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*** The changes that McKee made in the CMA were especially striking. She hired Polly McLean, a CU journalism professor, to conduct an evaluation of the department, claiming that such a review had not been done in the center’s 40-year history. McLean conducted an analysis and prepared a new strategic plan for the center that called for a host of changes, including shifting away from the center’s counseling approach toward an academic model, and ensuring that all new hires have master’s degrees. Several employees had already left the CMA, and the plan recommended that all vacancies be filled with “professional-exempt” staff — in other words, at-will employees who do not have the same rights, pay scales and job protections of the state’s “classified” employees, and are therefore more “flexible,” but who can also be more susceptible to political pressures. Asked to explain that move, McKee told Boulder Weekly that CU’s peer universities are moving away from classified systems, and that June 3, 2010 17

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classified employees need to be paid overtime. She said that when an office has a small budget, professionalexempt staff provide more flexibility because they can be kept on salary and work whatever number of hours per week is necessary to get the job done. But CU Human Resources Executive Director Candice Bowen says that overtime eligibility is not determined by whether a position is exempt or classified; it is determined by guidelines under the Fair Labor Standards Act. McKee’s own office budget, not including the departments that report to her, has ranged from $682,393 in 2007 to $420,187 this year, including her current annual salary of $167,680, according to documents obtained in an open-records request. *** The last two pages of the strategic plan for the CMA are devoted to a discussion of how to deal with employee resistance to the changes. “Some may never adjust,” McLean wrote. “In one organizational change effort on Capitol Hill in Washington that I was involved with, I found that staff would be a detriment to the change process and would sabotage it at every effort, therefore I recommended the termination of 18 staff members. I say this to point out that real organizational change does not occur without people choosing to leave or being terminated.” According to the documents obtained through the open-records request, three positions under the diversity office were converted from classified to exempt status. And of the 16 hires that have been made under McKee since November 2007, all but one were done without a search. (Search waivers — forms authorizing the elimination of a search — were obtained from the human resources office for each one.) CU-Boulder spokesperson Bronson Hilliard says the searches were waived because there were internal candidates who were qualified, and that then-CU President Hank Brown’s guidance was to conduct internal searches first. “Sallye saw a lot of talented people and took advantage of it,” he says. Still, sources say the CMA may be moved out of the diversity office and back into the student affairs division. DiStefano told Boulder Weekly that he intends to name an internal candidate as interim vice chancellor for diversity, and that he will ask that person to evaluate the organizational structure in the coming months.

*** McKee makes a good first impression. She has a bright smile, she is warm and friendly, and she hugs at the drop of a hat. In an interview with Boulder Weekly, in which she was joined by seven members of her leadership team and Hilliard, McKee discusses all of the great work her office is doing. And it is great work. The list of diversity programs is long, and those based in individual units, schools and colleges seem especially effective. Many can be traced to the late Ofelia Miramontes, who was the director of the diversity office before she succumbed to breast cancer in July 2005. McKee says she patterned many of her initiatives after Miramontes’ 1999 “Blueprint for Action” and Peterson’s “Flagship 2030” strategic plan. Diversity officials outlined their efforts during the group interview, noting that when a donor wants to target a gift too narrowly, only to people of color or those with disabilities, for example, they work with the donor to broaden the terms of the gift so that the money targets the intended student group without breaking the law. McKee stresses that one of her priorities has been inclusion, and that the CMA previously tended to pair student clients with someone of their same ethnicity. (It’s a claim that CMA supporters deny.) McKee says someone of any ethnicity should be able to serve any client. “We see difference as a competitive edge instead of a wedge,” McKee says. But when the conversation turns to the controversial changes she made in the CMA, McKee ends the meeting before its scheduled conclusion. She says the analyses and reports that McLean made prior to the final version of the strategic plan are no longer available and therefore weren’t produced in the open-records request. Requests for a follow-up phone interview have been declined. *** One former employee in the CMA, Frances Muñoz, says her employment was terminated illegally. She says her boss notified her that her job was being abolished. But then someone from human resources contacted her to inform her that she had been improperly terminated. She was told that she could go back to work, talk to her attorney, or resign, and she says she was encouraged to resign. If she didn’t choose one of those three options, Muñoz says she was told, her Boulder Weekly

record would reflect that she had abandoned her job. “I had been a loyal and dedicated employee for 15 years,” she recalls. “I decided to go back and show them that they couldn’t push me around.” After calling her supervisor repeatedly about resuming work, Muñoz says she heard no response, “and I got tired of waiting, so I just showed up.” They assigned her another job. “It was just crappy stuff they didn’t want to do,” she says. “They were doing everything they could to make it uncomfortable.” Muñoz adds that McKee “just wanted to get everyone out of that department. She was retaliating against those who showed support for [the former director].” “Sallye’s going to get rid of anyone who’s not a ‘yes’ person,” Muñoz says. Yoshinaga-Itano, the former diversity chief, declines to comment on McKee specifically. But she says that “there are no diverse opinions. Everyone’s singing the same song. I guess they think things run smoother that way. But no one has the energy to fight the administration, because they hurt you too badly. “It’s easier to take the path of least resistance.” *** Individuals who reportedly filed complaints against McKee with the CU Office of Discrimination and Harassment (ODH) did not return calls from Boulder Weekly. Bowen, the HR director who oversees that office, said reports on such complaints — and the ensuing investigations — are confidential and only submitted to the accuser, the accused and their supervisors. Boulder Weekly asked McKee about the ODH complaints earlier this spring. “In accordance with ODH practices in responding to inquiries such as this, I can neither confirm nor deny whether there have been complaints,” she replied via e-mail. She denies running out any employees. And when asked whether she gave preference to AfricanAmericans in hiring decisions, McKee, who is African-American, replied, “Hiring decisions are made based on the person’s qualifications for the positions. I have had no hiring or employment preference for African-Americans. I have made 14 hires that reflect a range of ethnicities and backgrounds.” Her last day is June 30, according to the news release. “I want to thank Dr. McKee for Boulder Weekly

her service to CU-Boulder,” Chancellor DiStefano said in the release. “As CU’s first vice chancellor for diversity, equity and community engagement, she has strengthened the university’s ties to diverse communities in Denver and throughout Colorado, and positioned us to make more progress on diversity issues involving students, faculty and staff.”

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*** Regardless of the reasons for McKee’s departure, some say it marks a step backwards — or at least sideways — for campus diversity efforts. Yoshinaga-Itano, the former diversity chief who was passed over for the new vice chancellor job, told Boulder Weekly that the same pattern just keeps repeating. “It’s not just this, it’s endemic to the university,” she says, explaining that in most cases, new administrators hired at CU are well-intentioned, but they seem to have no appreciation for the work that has preceded their arrival. “It overlooks an amazing amount of effort by people who have poured their whole lives and careers into making things better,” YoshinagaItano says. “What’s saddest to me is a history of people committed to diversity, and new people come in and disregard their opinions, work and programs that are already here and that have come about because of people’s blood, sweat and tears. “When you don’t value the work of people who have been here a long time, it’s a mistake,” she says. “If you prioritize one group over another, you disenfranchise one group; you create conflict. It’s like a broken record, and people who have been here a long time are pretty cynical.” Diversity efforts begin to make progress, according to YoshinagaItano, and “then the rug gets pulled out, and it’s 20 years ago. And then you ask those people to invest themselves once again. They see no acknowledgement, and the administration keeps changing. It’s always a different group of people. “When these people left, they did not have a good feeling for this place,” she says of those who left because of McKee and the reorganizations. “They were not treated well, considering the amount of work they put in. I think that’s what makes me saddest. They put their heart and soul into making CU a better place. “Lots of friends are gone,” Yoshinaga-Itano concludes. “If we had just kept the people we hired, we’d be a very diverse place.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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ou might be surprised that Lyons, best known as a national center for folk and bluegrass with its RockyGrass and Rocky Mt. Folk festivals, the RockyGrass Academy and dozens of other events through the year, has now become the home of a classical chamber music festival. But violinist MinTze Wu, the founder of Sounds of Lyons, is full of surprises. Born in Taiwan and trained as a classical violinist at the Juilliard School of Music and the Cleveland Institute of Music, Wu played orchestral and chamber music in major concert halls and at festivals around the world. And then she settled in tiny (pop. 1,600) Lyons. After a career devoted to the classical masters, she decided to take up traditional Celtic fiddling — and then combined her new skill with the most demanding pieces by J.S. Bach. Living in a mecca for bluegrass and folk music, she decided to start a classical chamber music festival. And then, with no training in managing such a complex event, she put together the first Sounds of Lyons last year in just four months, from the first notions of a festival to the first notes of the opening concert. “I’m somebody that I want to make anything work,” she says.

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Evidently, because Sounds of Lyons is not just working, it’s thriving. But if you are thinking of classical chamber music as three or four old guys in formal dress playing before a silent congregation of music worshippers, here’s another surprise. In Lyons, Wu says, “The idea that classical music could jump out of its concert attire and to be bare feet, groovy and theatrical has been wildly embraced.” And by the way, she means bare feet literally: she always performs barefoot. This is part of her musical personality — “I literally love the feel of the feet on the floor,” she says — but it’s also a sign of the relaxed feel of the festival. There’s no formal dress code for the performers. Concerts take place in intimate spaces that bring the audience and performers close together. And Wu often talks to the audience before the performance begins. As for “groovy and theatrical,” that pretty much describes Wu’s entire approach. Her goal is to create an experience that pulls the audience completely into the music. “For me, it’s finding ways to make people feel like they [are] experiencing what we as performers are experiencing,” she says. “What I want to create is this: It’s sort of like you go into a movie. You are just in that experience yourself from the beginning to the end. You don’t come out of it. And see MASH-UP Page 22

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by that you are able to be just really in the depth of the experience.” The most obviously theatrical element of the festival is the first concert, which will have stories told in words interacting with the music. This is now part of a successful formula that Wu developed for last year’s festival: an opening concert that uses words and music to dramatize a story, a second concert that is more traditional and a closing concert that creates unexpected musical connections. For this year’s opener, Wu took the title Metamorphosis from Greek legends, in which the gods change their form. But the stories were not the starting point for the program. In fact, Wu says, it’s never as simple as “me sitting down and saying, ‘OK, which text am I going to take and which music am I going to take.’” Instead, she thinks about different things that fascinate her. “And then at some point I feel like, ‘Oh! They will be [very] compatible!’” In this case a little known string quartet by Polish composer Karol Szymanowski was the starting point. It was a piece that Wu wanted to play because to her, “that quartet is so out-of-worldly.” She added two other pieces from roughly the same “color world” — Ravel’s String Quartet and a piece by his French contemporary Eric Satie — and chose some out-of-thisworld stories from Greek mythology. For this performance, Lyons’s Rogers Hall, a comfortable space that is used as a church fellowship hall when it is not hosting musical performances, has just the right blend of good acoustics and intimacy. For the more traditional concert, the program of Beethoven’s String Quartet in E flat major, op. 127, and Brahms’s Clarinet Quintet in B minor will

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Sounds of Lyons Sounds of Lyons will present three concerts this weekend in separate venues in Lyons. The Sage String Quartet, the festival’s resident ensemble, will be joined by clarinetist Daniel Silver from the University of Colorado, bodhran player Steve Wharton and guitarist Jon Sousa for three wide ranging programs: Metamorphosis, music by Eric Satie, Maurice Ravel and Karol Szymanowski, performed with readings of ancient Greek myths as retold by young writers from Lyons, at 8 p.m. Saturday, June 5, in Rogers Hall on High Street in Lyons. The Legendary, the most traditional of the three concerts, featuring music by Beethoven and Brahms, at 2 p.m. Sunday, June 6, in Lyons Community Church. Passage: Finding Bach, featuring music by J.S. Bach and Arvo Pärt as well as traditional Irish fiddle tunes, at 8 p.m. Sunday, June 6, in the Wildflower Pavilion at Planet Bluegrass.

explore the connections between two masters of the classical tradition. It will be played in the Lyons Community Church, fittingly the most traditional and formal concert setting of the festival, but still a space that is comfortable and welcoming. The final concert moves to the Wildflower Pavilion at Planet Bluegrass, set against the dramatic rock cliffs of the St. Vrain River. This is the most experimental program, even though it is built around

the music of J.S. Bach. The concert will open and close with the Sage Quartet playing music by the contemporary Estonian composer Arvo Pärt, who is stylistically distant but spiritually close to Bach. The centerpiece will be Wu playing Bach’s Partita in D minor for solo violin, one of the most austerely beautiful and demanding pieces of any violinist’s repertoire. And in the most surprising stylistic juxtaposition imaginable, Wu will improvise on traditional Celtic fiddle tunes between the movements of the Bach. “Improvisation was very much a part of Baroque playing,” Wu explains. “And actually the more I play folk music the more I realize how similar the sound and the structure are, and how actually natural it is to go from one to the other. “I gave a solo version of this program … and the audience gave me the feedback that they were so stunned with the emotional seamlessness of the production.” Apart from the Celtic fiddling, the programming is clearly a departure for Lyons and Planet Bluegrass. But here is one more surprise: Even though Bach and Beethoven had not been regulars on the local music scene, Wu never met any resistance to the idea of a classical festival. “That’s what was so surprising to me,” she says. “There is such an appetite for more music here. People here, they want music, they really welcome something new. I realized that people had been waiting for something like this to happen here. “I almost feel like as soon as I started thinking about [Sounds of Lyon], the wind is just coming my way.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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on’t get him wrong: Australian multi-instrumentalist Nicky Bomba loves drumming with his brother-in-law John Butler’s trio, which plays Red Rocks on June 4. But he loves doing his own thing, too. And fresh off the 2009 release of his first-ever solo record Planet Juice, which finds the Malta-born musician playing guitar and singing on upbeat, danceable reggae tunes, Bomba is breaking from the trio’s touring schedule to come to the Boulder Draft House for an improvised night of music backed by local reggae players The Rude Boys. But if the prospect of playing an unrehearsed gig at a bar he’s never been to with players he’s never met before intimidates him, Bomba doesn’t let on. After talking to him, you end up thinking that he wouldn’t have it any other way. “Well, we’re not going to be practicing,” Bomba says in a smooth Aussie lilt when asked when he would make time to come practice with his one-night band. “I like to keep the magic on stage. I like to make it as though it’s kind of art talking, a creation in progress, and that’s sort of same wavelength,” Bomba says. “It’s not a situation ... eyes open, ears open, kind of tuned in to what’s like, let’s see how fast I can play. It’s all about the happening at the moment. And that’s actually part of music. And reggae, especially, is quite kind of simple the joy of doing it. I do this stuff in its form; it makes it beautiall around the world, and it’s fanful, kind of sublime, the ingreOn the Bill tastic, the things that just sort of dients are simple. Nicky Bomba and the happen out of the blue. You all “It’s a community. A lot Boulder Reggae Randoms play the Boulder Draft House kind of find the same vision.” about this kind of music is that on Thursday, June 3. Show It’s an organic approach to it’s not about the individual; it’s starts at 10 p.m. Tickets are music, for sure. But it also about creating this uplifting $5. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303requires a mastery of the desigand positive spirit. That’s kind 440-5858. nated genre only years of tireless of what I’m about.” playing can achieve. Plus, a perThere was an anythingsonal philosophy of music as not just a tightly congoes spirit to the whole process of planning the show. trolled, computerized reproduction of notes on paper Bomba was playing at a place called the Astra Lodge but as an improvised, adaptable organism. in Falls Creek, Australia, when several blokes “I can usually tell within the first five minutes of approached him, saying they loved his music, and having a conversation with someone if we’ll be on the told him they wanted to book him some gigs in

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Colorado. The dates ended up falling through due to Bomba’s already busy schedule, but eventually somebody floated the idea of playing at the Draft House, and a guy involved with the John Butler Trio tour recommended he call The Rude Boys. “I made a phone call, and we talked over the phone, and it all flowed very naturally,” Bomba says. “I love when that stuff happens.” He says he’ll play guitar and sing when he’s not drumming at the Draft House gig and that there should be a welcoming and loose feel for anyone with a horn who wishes to come on stage. He expects some friends of The Rude Boys to step in for a few tunes throughout the night. “All musicians are welcome, you know, just to get up and play on a horn, a flute or a violin. It’s all very much communal. One of the things I think I do well is orchestrate and organize things. It’s not just a shambles. There’s a good sense of order about it. But it’s all about fun, really. You know, at the end of the day, my motto is love and happiness.” Things are going well for Bomba. Freed from obligations to his other projects in Australia, which include a 10-piece ska orchestra and a host of smaller bands, he feels like he’s finally free to make music with the John Butler Trio (Bomba and Butler had toured as a duo before recording the 2010 JBT release April Uprising), and he’s enjoying the blazing chemistry the band has developed. “We’re on this particular adventure, you know. It’s a beautiful thing. I was able to record the album and able to tour,” he says. “I just had a fantastic night playing on the beach in Malta where I was born, and when I got back to Australia for a break, I played with [my band] Bomba and the other bands I’ve got. … I’m kind of enjoying the journey, at the moment. I feel like I’m in a nice position.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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tart with a gritty New Orleans street-band influence — all fun, all music, all party. Throw in more musical influences than you can count, from Eastern European gypsy grass to George Clinton funk to Bugs Bunny cartoons, and you’re getting close. Add a sizable percussion section, fire breathers, jugglers, dancers, a healthy appreciation for marching band costumes and a sense of humor, and you begin to approach what MarchFourth Marching Band is all about. It’s hard to describe MarchFourth Marching Band without seeing them live. (As band leader and bass player John Averill says, “We’re actually just kind of a marching band in disguise.”) The band’s latest album, the 2009 release Rise Up, sounds like a (stationary) big band with a drum corps, but the album’s tracks are so eclectic it’s hard to nail the sound into one particular genre. Averill, who spent most of the interview with Boulder Weekly following a fourfoot garter snake around Topanga Canyon, Calif., finds labeling the band’s music just as hard as the rest of us. “Our sound has really evolved [since the band’s inception in 2003],” Averill says. “I think the initial ingredients that we had when we started were like Rebirth Brass Band, Fela Kuti, and definitely samba, and Eastern European gypsy-grass. Those were sort of the initial ingredients that we started with, then we started adding a lot more jazz and funk and rock since then. A lot of our newer material is pretty hard-hitting in a big dancey, funk-rock mode.” It starts to make sense as you listen to the album. The band has more than 40 people contributing when back home in Portland, Ore. — about 20 came along for the tour — and Averill says about 12 people write the band’s songs. That’s a lot of influences, especially

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considering how the band picked up many of the horn players after gigs. “Most of the songs are written by the horn players. And some of them have some really interesting elements that they’re putting together in these songs. You go from some New Orleans funky thing to some almost math rock kind of thing to this gypsy breakdown. We have this one song that’s this sort of drum and bass with a cowboy sort of gallop. It’s all over the place,” Averill says. Managing more than 20 people can no doubt be frustrating and challenging at times, but Averill manages to keep a cool head. It helps that the band is diva-free. “I just try to guide where I think the project needs to go at any given moment,” Averill says. “It’s like a chariot being pulled by 20 horses or something. If the horses decide they want to go this way, all you can do is try to steer it.” Rise Up’s opening track, “Ninth Ward Calling,” is straight New Orleans party funk — percussive hand

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Peter Pan flies high at BDT by Gary Zeidner

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ust to make sure we’re all on the same page, the title of this review in no way implies that Boulder’s Dinner Theatre’s Peter Pan somehow manages to incorporate references to the medical marijuana dispensaries that have cropped up (heh, heh) on seemingly every other block in Boulder County over the past few months. No, BDT’s Peter Pan eschews topical, adult humor in a favor of the childhood whimsy more commonly associated with J. M. Barrie’s classic fantasy, and it’s all the better for it. This Peter Pan arrives not only sans pot jokes, it dashes forth without a trace of irony or tongue in cheek genre shout outs. This is truly a child’s Peter Pan. Or, now that I think on it, perhaps it’s really a mother or grandfather’s Peter Pan as it is stripped of all the self-awareness that children these days have come to expect from fantasy material and surrounds it with top-of-the-line proworks like the Shrek series. Regardless, this is a sweet duction values. Just as they made it pour for Singin’ and simple Peter Pan overflowing with good will and in the Rain and brought Audrey II to Technicolor good cheer. life for Little Shop of Horrors, Credit Barrie’s timeless tale BDT will make you believe a On the Bill for a great deal of what works in woman playing a young boy Peter Pan plays at Boulder’s BDT’s Peter Pan. The boy who can fly (to paraphrase the marDinner Theatre, 55th and Arapahoe Ave., through refused to grow up and the effect keting tag line for the 1978 Sept. 4. Tickets start at $35. he has on the interlopers from Superman). There’s no highFor tickets or information, the “real” world is as magical falutin’ CGI — this is a play, call 303-449-6000, or visit www.bouldersdinnertheatre. today as it was when it was first after all — and yes, you can com. produced more than 100 years definitely see the wires that lift ago. Pirates serve as well now — Peter and the others up toward just ask Jerry Bruckheimer or Johnny Depp — as the the firmament, but when the green-tighted one leads moustache-twirling villains as they did in 1904. And the Darling children off to Never Never Land or only the coldest of hearts could resist the call to clap soars into battle against the craven Captain Hook, and believe in order to save little Tinker Bell’s life. the effect is special, indeed. As usual, Boulder’s Dinner Theatre takes great Speaking of Hook, his pirate ship is one of the

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music 303 Movement — With Skyfox, Regret Night and Blazing Starlight. 7:30 p.m. Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-377-1666. Abajian. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Arvada Chorale and Colcannon. 6 p.m. Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-898-7201. The Black Keys. 8 p.m.The Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St., Denver, 303-837-0360. Blue Mojo. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Fellow Citizens. 8:30 p.m. . Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Ginga. 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Glyphic — With The Crimson Red, Life In Electric and Cypher. 7 p.m. 3263 South Broadway, Englewood, www.gothictheatre.com. Jababa. Baker St. Pub & Grill, 1729 28th St., Boulder, 720-974-9490. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m.The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Open Stage with Roman Paoletti. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. SacreBleu! — Gypsy jazz. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers — With Joe Cocker. 7:30 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheater, 18300 W. Alameda Pkwy., Morrison, 720-865-2494.

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7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Comedy Works presents Ryan Lowery & J. Marc. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Drive., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Dance Home’s Barefoot Boogie — Freeform dancing. 8:30-11:30 p.m.The Solstice Center, 302 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-443-2074. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder. com. KGNU Bourbon Tasting. 6 p.m. Boulder

Outlook Hotel & Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Land Use Code Public Meeting — To address draft amendments. 6 p.m. Allenspark Firehouse, 14861 State Hwy. 7, Allenspark, 303-441-3930.

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Boulder/Denver Area 2nd Annual Grateful Dead Poster Show. PosterScene, 1138 13th St., Boulder, 303527-2701. Through June 30. African Art. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Permanent collection. Arvada Fine Arts Guild Exhibition. Arvada Center for the Arts, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-898-7200. Through June 6. BioLounge — Rotating exhibit of art and science. CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Exposure: Photos from the Vault — Various artists.

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Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-8655000. Through Oct. 31. Face to Face. Various artists. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720865-5000. Through Aug. 29. Granfaloon: Any Color as Long as It’s Green — Photography by Jörg Bivendørf. Muse Gallery, 356 Main St., Longmont, 303-6787896. Through June 26. A New Indian Image — Artwork by Fritz Scholder. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-8655000. Through June 13. Leanin’ Tree Museum and Sculpture Garden of

Western Arts. Various artists. 6055 Longbow Dr., Boulder, 303-530-1442. Permanent exhibit. Live at the Fillmore East: A Photographic Memoir. Arvada Center for the Arts, 901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-898-7200. Through Aug. 29. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Marcela Ot’alora. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-4972408. Through June 30. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Sculpture by Jane Yamada. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850

Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303497-2408. Through July 31. Resurrections: A Functional Trash-Art Exhibition. Various artists. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Through June 30. Shape and Spirit: The Lutz Bamboo Collection. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Sept. 19. A Visual Alphabet: Herbert Bayer’s Anthology Paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Dec. 31.

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Ave., Denver, 303-377-1666. Caper’s House Band — Traditional jazz. 7-10 p.m. Caper’s Italian Bistro & Tap, 600 Airport Rd., Longmont, 303-776-7667. Chris Thompson. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Felonious Smith & Ronnie Shellist. 4 p.m. Boulder Chophouse, 921 Walnut St., Boulder, 303443-1188. Friday Afternoon Club Concert with Parkside — Featured nonprofits include Canine Partners of the Rockies, Humane Society of Boulder Valley. 5:30 p.m. Millennium Harvest House, 1345 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3850. Funkiphino. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Jenn Cleary — with Mad Dog on harp. 8 p.m. Aloft Hotel, 8300 Arista Place, Broomfield, 303635-2000. John Butler Trio — With Medeski, Martin & Wood and State Radio. 6:30 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheater, 18300 W. Alameda Pkwy., Morrison, 720-865-2494. George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic. 7 p.m. Mishawaka Amphitheatre, 13714 Poudre Canyon Hwy., Bellvue, 970-482-4420. I Am The Shotgun, Sun Of Revolution, Angelic Desolation, As The Sky Darkens. 7 p.m. 3263 S. Broadway, Englewood, www. gothictheatre.com. Kerry Kean. 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Jababa. Baker St. Pub & Grill, 1729 28th St., Boulder, 720-974-9490. Lion Vibes — With Rita Batiste,The Rhythm Assasins, DJ Jahsonic, Wandering Monks (of Freedom Movement). 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Martian Acres. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Drive., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Mojomama. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Muskateer Gripweed. 9 p.m. Oskar Blues

Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Naughty by Nature — With Luck-One, Bobby C Sound TV, and DJ Chonz. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom, 2637 Welton St., Denver, 303-297-1772. Oak Creek. 9 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Wish We Were Floyd: A Tribute To Pink Floyd. 8:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Retta Yarbrough. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-4435108. Rob Drabkin and Cody Crump. 8 p.m.Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. Something Underground. 9 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Storyhill — With Anna Egge. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. The Lettermen. 7:30 p.m. Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-898-7201. The Way Low Down. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Matt Kowal. 8 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683.

events Jugged Rabbit Stew. 8 p.m. Buntport Theater, 717 Lipan St., Denver, 720-946-1388. Photoshop: Embracing Your Creative Side. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Salsa Dancing. 10:30 p.m.Trattoria on Pearl, 1430 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-544-0008. Trinette Faint Book Signing. 6 p.m. Sullivan Studios, 4593 Broadway, Boulder, 303-449-5002.

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theater Boulder/Denver Dietrich & Chevalier. Miners Alley Playhouse, 1224 Washington Ave., Golden, 303-935-3044. Through June 20. Girls Only. Denver Center for the Performing Arts, 1101 13th St., Denver, 303-893-4100. Through June 27. Jugged Rabbit Stew. Buntport Theater Company, 717 Lipan St., Denver, 720-946-1388. Through June 19. The Music Man. Jesters Dinner

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Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. Through July 25. Peter Pan. Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Through Sept. 4. Playback Theatre West: Night of Improvisational Theatre. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. June 5. 101 Dalmations. Jester’s Children’s Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. May 8 through June 12.

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7 Walkers: Bill Kruetzmann featuring Papa Mali & Friends. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Acoustic Brunch. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-443-5108. Big Head Todd and the Monsters — With BoDeans. 7:30 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheater, 18300 W. Alameda Pkwy., Morrison, 720-865-2494. Caper’s House Band — Traditional jazz. 7-10 p.m. Caper’s Italian Bistro & Tap, 600 Airport Rd., Longmont, 303-776-7667. Classical and Coffee. 10:30 a.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303443-5108. Claude Bourbon & Adam Rafferty. 8 p.m.Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. D.A.R.C. presents Pink Floyd Tribute. 8:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Darol Anger’s Republic of Strings. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Delta Sonics. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Dixboro Trainwreck. 6:30 p.m. Bacaro Venetian Taverna, 921 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-4888. Glass Delirium — With Crushed Bound Cadillac, Horse, My Vendetta. 8 p.m. Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-3771666. John McVey Band. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Drive., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Jon Ridnell aka Blackdog. 4:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. La Roux. 9 p.m. Ogden Theatre, 835 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-832-1874. Ohio Players — With Juno What?!, Buckner Funken Jazz. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom, 2637 Welton St., Denver, 303-297-1772. Phil Robinson. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Pineross. 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Ramaya. 9 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Romano Paoletti Band. 9 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Synergy. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Taiko Summit Colorado 2010. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. TECH N9NE. 8 p.m.The Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St., Denver, 303-837-0360. Wish We Were Floyd — A Pink Floyd tribute. 8 p.m. 3263 S. Broadway, Englewood, www. gothictheatre.com.

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13th Street between Arapahoe Avenue and Canyon Boulevard, Boulder, 303-910-2236. Community Cycles Rolling Bike Clinic. 12-4 p.m. Shady Hollow East & West, 28th Street and Valmont Road, 720-565-6019. Dreamweaver Hands-on Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Free First Saturdays. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Jugged Rabbit Stew. 8 p.m. 717 Lipan St., Denver,

720-946-1388. LaMont Does Outdoor Pool. 12-6 p.m. 500 S. Boulder Rd., Lafayette, 303-665-0469. Open every day through Aug. 22. The Music Man. 12:30, 6 p.m.The Jesters Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. National Center for Atmospheric Research Open House. NCAR’s Foothills Lab and Mesa Lab, www2.ucar.edu/. National Trails Day — Help construct the new Benjamin Trail at Betasso Preserve. 377 Betasso

Rd., Boulder, 303-678-6193. Playback Theatre West: Night of Improvisational Theatre. 8 p.m.The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

Sunday, June 6

music Acoustic Jam — With Jax Delaguerre. 11:30 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Bluegrass Pick — All levels welcome. 12-3 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover St., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Jazz Jam with Mark Diamond — Players welcome. 7:30 p.m. . Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322.

events 2010 Lyons Artists’ Studio Tour. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.Various locations in Lyons. www.lyonsstudiotour.org. 8th Annual Denver Brain Tumor Walk. 7:30 a.m. Sloan’s Lake Park, 4500 W. 17th Ave., Denver, 1-866-455-3214. 13th Annual Moveable Feast — To benefit Blue Sky Bridge. Historic Mapleton Hill District and North Boulder, 303-666-8338. Afternoon Tea. 2 p.m. Jill’s Restaurant at St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. O Dance Studio, 1501 Lee Hill Rd., #4, Boulder, 303-415-1877. Boulder Farmers’ Market. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.

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Bill Kruetzmann featuring Papa Mali & Friends — The Grateful Dead’s Bill Kruetzmann comes to Boulder with his latest musical project. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399.

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Beco Do Choro. 10 p.m.Vine Street Pub, 1700 Vine St., Denver, 303-388-2337. Bonnie and the Clydes. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Derek Pritzl. 9 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Fish Out of Water. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Katelyn Benton and John Magnie. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Drive., Lafayette, 303-6652757. Open Mic — Hosted by Hotfoot. 2:30 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5763 Arapahoe Ave., Unit E, Boulder, 303-440-4324. Our Velocity. 9:45 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Parlando Afternoon Mini-concert. Boulder History Museum, 1206 Euclid Ave., Boulder, 303449-3464. Ryan Flick. 8:15 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Todd Adelman Band. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

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King Lear Summer The Fantasticks SeaSon The Taming of the Shrew Measure for Measure Our Town

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13th Annual Circle Boulder by Bicycle. 3 p.m. Scott Carpenter Park, 30th Street and Arapahoe Avenue, Boulder, 303-441-3242. Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:30-6:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio,The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Boulder Jewish Festival 2010. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder County Courthouse lawn, Pearl Street Mall, Boulder, www.boulderjewishfestival.org. Boulder Walking Tour. 11 a.m. 13th Avenue and Spruce Street, Boulder, 720-243-1376. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio,The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to noon. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Jugged Rabbit Stew. 3 p.m. 717 Lipan St., Denver,

720-946-1388. The LGBT and Allied Community & the Catholic Church — featuring Sister Jeannine Gramick. 3:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Sunday Afternoon Tea — Live traditional Japanese music with tea and traditional tea snacks. 2:30-3:30 p.m. Ku Cha House of Tea, 2015 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3612.

Monday, June 7

music Electric Blues Jam. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Fish Out of Water. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Jay Ray’s Big Top. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Open Mic. 7 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-443-5108.

events Beginning Belly Dancing. Bob L. Burger Recreation Center, 111 W. Baseline Rd., Lafayette, 303-665-0469. Boulder County Alcoholics Anonymous — Happy hour group. 5:30 p.m. 5375 Western Ave., Boulder, www.BoulderCountyAA.org. Meditation Instruction — Introductory talk and refreshments. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303444-0190. Magical Mexican Mondays — With live magic by Erica Sodos. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. “So,You’re a Poet.” 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4404628.

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Boulder Human Relations Commission ~ Oreg Foundation ~ Congregation Bonai Shalom ~ Congregation Har HaShem Nevei Kodesh ~ Pardes Levavot ~ Lubavitch of Boulder County ~ Kehilath Aish Kodesh ~ Adventure Rabbi Congregation B'nai Torah ~ Chabad Jewish Center of Longmont

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The Atomic Pablo Jazz/Vibes Project. 7 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Bilbao. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Bluegrass Pick and Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-8236685. Blues Jam with Gretchen Troop Band. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Clusterpluck — 9 p.m. Open jam. George’s Food & Drink, 2028 14th St., Boulder, 303-9989350. Jazz Night — With Supercollider. 8:30 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4404628. Mishka — With Slaughterhouse Rootz. 8 p.m. Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303377-1666. Olivia Rudeen, Prav Grant. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-443-5108.

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Robin Oliveira’s My Name is Mary Sutter. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Larry Tye’s Satchel: The Life and Times of an American Legend. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727. Tuesday Fiction Writers. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Monday, June 7 Abd al-Rahman Munif ’s Cities of Salt. 7 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Blessings for Your Soul: A Radio Show with Hailey Wiseman 2 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-2074. Open Mic Poetry — “So You’re a Poet.” The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

events Boulder Improv Jam Association — Public dance jam every Tuesday. 7:30-10:30 p.m.The Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 720-934-2028. Chanda Foundation Benefit. 6 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Land Use Code Public Meeting — To address draft amendments. 6 p.m. 2045 13th St., Boulder, 303-441-3930. Packing Tips for Easy Travel. 7 p.m. Free Traveler’s Tuesday program. Changes in Latitude Travel Store, 2525 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 303786-8406. Salsa Night — Lessons and open dance. 7 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303440-5858. Steve Romaine Fundraiser & Print Sale. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Veteran Family Talks: Secondary Trauma. 5:30 p.m.. Calvary Bible Church, 3245 Kalmia Ave.,

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Wednesday, June 9

music Blue Mundo. 6 p.m. Gindi Cafe, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., #181, Boulder, 720-242-8961. Caroline Cotter. 8:30 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Crash Kings. 8 p.m Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-377-1666. Evie Ladin Band. 9:30 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Felonious Smith, Mad Dog Duo. 7 p.m.,The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4470475. Jack Grace Band and Luther Wright + The Wrongs — With A Steak Show and Dave Houghton. 8:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Jacob Green. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290

Wednesday, June 9 Conversations in English: Literary Discussions. 1 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100. S. C. Gwynne’s Empire of the Summer Moon. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Janine Gastineau and Her Rhythm. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Drive., Lafayette, 303-6652757. Kamikazee Karaoke Gong Show. 9 p.m. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. Los Van Van. 7 p.m. Denver Botanic Gardens, 1005 York St., Denver, 720-865-3500. March Fourth Marching Band. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Nanci Griffith. 8 p.m. Chautauqua Auditorium Community House, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303440-7666. Reggae Wednesday — With Weapons of Mass Creation. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. Sting — 8:30 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheater, 18300 W. Alameda Pkwy., Morrison, 720-865-2494. Tinsley Ellis. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Trio Con Brio. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

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Funkiphino

Oh, you do know. Or you should. This band’s — you guessed it — funk tunes are catchy and fun. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720406-9696.

Climate Leaders: Building Your Green Team. 7:30 a.m. Boulder Chamber of Commerce, 2440 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4421044 x122. Compulsive Eaters Anonymous-HOW. 6 p.m. Community United Church of Christ, 2650 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 970-556-4740. Healing Space — With Alan McAllister. 12-2 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Just Sit. 7 to 9 p.m.. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303444-0190. Vajrayana Buddhist Meditation. 7 p.m. Mipham Shedra, 2860 Bluff St., Boulder, 303-4490319.

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Thursday, June 3 Drop-in Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720685-5200.

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So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

Friday, June 4 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Hiking as a Family. 10 a.m. Chautauqua Ranger Cottage, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-441-3440. Pajamarama Storytime. 7 p.m. Barnes & Noble. Crossroads Commons, 2915 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-442-1665. Preschool Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720685-5200.

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Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Children’s Puppet Theatre. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Just Write — Creative writing for middle and high school students. 2:30 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349.

Tuesday, June 8 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Tactile Tuesday. 9 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., Lafayette, 303604-2424. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Wednesday, June 9

Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

Sunday, June 6 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the ancient and mysterious board game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Little Bikes on the Prairie — Mountain bike tour for kids and family. 10 a.m. Bobolink Trailhead, just west of Baseline Road and Cherryvale Road intersection, 303-441-3440.

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The sex behind population control by Dr. Jenni Skyler

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s taboo as it is to talk about sexual pleasure in the bedroom, talking about population control can be even more contentious. We need to have sex to make babies — that’s obvious. But in a world that is running out of room and resources, we would do well to consider how many we have. And unfortunately, if we maintain silence around this essential topic, we will have too much global stress for sex. In his book The Population Bomb, Paul Ehrlich discusses how population control is shrouded in controversy from past fears of racism, eugenics, colonialism, forced sterilization, forced family planning, abortion, contraception and sex. Earlier thinkers have not carved a smooth path to tackle this topic either. In 1974, Henry Kissinger advocated for the restriction of food aid to poor nations to curb population growth. Two years later, Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi forced millions of poor men to be sterilized to limit growth. Both were most likely influenced by sociologist Robert Malthus, who in 1798 painted population control in a biased and mathematical manner. His moral framework portrays how poor people who grow their numbers irresponsibly will be kept in check by natural selection via their own bad habits and addictions. Obviously, he did not live in Boulder or Aspen and account for all the rich people who also irresponsibly have bad habits and addictions — and who by the way, have much larger carbon footprints with consistent air travel and a car for each person in the family. Yet our problem in the West is not overpopulation, but rather, overconsumption. For instance, two American kids have the same carbon footprint as 337 Bangladeshi kids. Yet solving overpopulation need not be done with eugenics, sterilization or starving. In Iran and some places in India, they are solving the issue by empowering more women to read. Research has shown that literacy rates directly correlate with fertility. In the Indian town of West Bengal, literacy is 60 percent for men and 33 percent for women. There, fertility equals four children per household. In Kerala, India, literacy is 94 percent for Boulder Weekly

men and 88 percent for women, and fertility is below the replacement rate, at 1.9 children per household. In Iran, the fertility rate dropped from 7 in 1980 to 1.7 today. They attributed their success to education for girls, along with free access to birth control, and media and government mobilization around advertising the importance of contraception. Mother Jones magazine promotes literacy for women as a key element in reducing overpopulation. They state, “Whether we are a world of 8, 9.1 or 10.5 billion people in 2050 will be decided in no small part by the number of illiterate women on Earth.” The irony is that the more educated we are, the less we are having children — thus contributing toward our own intellectual extermination. You would think more smart people would be eager to pass on their genes. But they prefer to play with the letter salads that come after their last names, like Jenni Skyler, Ph.D.: no husband, no kid, no pet, one plant (which I remember to water once a month). Am I, and the others who refrain from having kids, just shooting myself in the foot? Am I really just the façade of a smart person too obtuse to reproduce? My colleague, Saj Gandhi-Razvi, disagrees. “Those without children can put more life energy towards their mission,” Razvi states. “Their voting influence may be lower, but their cultural influence is high because their life is not being chewed up by children.” Then again, Razvi is a single psychotherapist with only two cats to account for. But his underlying point is that as a childless thinker, I’m still reproducing my ideas — my memes instead of my genes. So as an educated environmentalist, I believe the solution lies in fewer people with fewer needs. Less shopping, more bikes and buses. Less plastic bags, more latex condoms. Less sex for purely procreation, more sex for just pleasure. And if and when you do decide to have sex for procreation, at least have a lot of fun doing so! Jenni Skyler, PhD, is a sex therapist and board-certified sexologist. She runs The Intimacy Institute in Boulder, www. theintimacyinstitute.org. June 3, 2010 39

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Climbing Colorado’s by James Dziezynski

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y definition, a couloir is a steep gorge cut into the side of a mountain. Couloirs constitute the artistry of the hills, carving out massive grooves that often define the character of a mountain. Some peaks are lined with sheer vertical streaks, capped off with precarious cornices that loom like an alpine sword of Damocles, while others gently weave their way up with all the charm of a Chutes N’ Ladders shortcut. As winter snows fill couloirs, they become dangerous and exciting places. Avalanche and rock fall danger are amplified by diamondhard ice and punishing natural wind tunnels. But as spring’s FREE warming sun condenses and bonds the unstable snowpack, $25 Team Hat couloirs become a mountaineer’s1delight. For4:14 those who frerp.boulder.weekly.2.pdf 5/7/10 PM

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lanche potential on a given slope. The beauty of late spring is that much of the pack stabilizes as precipitation diminishes. While it doesn’t eliminate the potential for slides and rock fall, it does stack the odds in your favor. (Check the Colorado Avalanche Information Center at avalanche.state. co.us/index.php for up-to-date avalanche conditions). In order to catch the safest window of couloir climbing, you have to be up long before the early birds. Camping out at the base of a route and beginning your climb pre-dawn is good style. The cooler night air chills out solar-radiated slopes and helps solidify slush. Waiting too long to get on the mountain can have perilous results. Even as early as 8 a.m., especially on south- and eastfacing slopes, the snow may be too mushy to hold protective pieces or to kick solid steps. Add to that, snowmelt often frees rocks and ice chunks that can hurtle down steep chutes with horrifying speed. Get out there early to ensure optimal conditions. It always helps to go with a partner who has mountaineering experience. There are many places to get your mountaineering chops down. The Colorado Mountain Club and the Colorado Mountain School are two places to meet people and take courses to learn the basic skills of self-arrest with an ice axe, how to belay on steep

snow slopes and how to place pickets and other essential pieces of protection. It is worth noting that many lowangle routes in Colorado don’t require ropes.

Gearing up Besides the requisite snow-condition hiking gear (waterproof pants and shell, gaiters, etc.), you’ll need a few pieces of specialized mountaineering gear. Sturdy boots are a must. Crampons (spikes you affix to your boots) are also necessary. Mountaineering crampons are often designed to attach to special boots, though there are quality crampons that can strap on to most types of winter footwear. An ice axe and leash are also required, along with the proper knowledge of how to use them. A climbing harness, helmet, avalanche beacon, snow pickets and an alpineready rope round out the technical gear. While not all routes require extensive rope skills, experience is vital for safety and confidence — start with more moderate and non-technical routes and work your way up. For those who want to ski/snowboard down the couloirs they climb up, there are special skins and ski crampons available.

Colorado couloir primer Once you have your skills down and

your gear ready to roll, Colorado offers a myriad of incredible routes. Dave Cooper’s Colorado Snow Climbs is an excellent resource to help you find routes of all levels throughout the year. For a list of some wonderful intermediate couloirs that are close to the Denver/Boulder area, read on. Skywalker Couloir on South Arapahoe Peak is accessed via the 4th of July Trailhead out of Eldora. The galactically named couloir has three different exit options and tops out on the 13,397-foot summit of South Arapahoe. Advanced climbers might want to try the North Star Couloir on North Arapahoe Peak and complete an exhilarating class 4 traverse between the north and south peaks. Queen’s Way on Apache Peak can be reached via Brainard Lake and offers the perfect primer for those new to the mountaineering game. Once you’ve practiced your self-arrest skills on St. Mary’s glacier, head up to James Peak and try Sky Pilot Couloir, the mildest route on James’ east face. Advanced climbers can try Shooting Star or Super Star for more fun on James. Dragon’s Tail Couloir out of Emerald Lake in Rocky Mountain National Park reaches the summit of Flattop Mountain with a class 4 or 5 move thrown in for good measure when the conditions are right. Dreamweaver on Mount Meeker is another classic climb that may require a bit of rock climbing gear/skills in the mix. Finally, 14ers have their share of awesome routes. Try the Holy Cross Couloir or Angelica on Mount of the Holy Cross. The Angel of Shavano on Mount Shavano is another all-time favorite with great ski descent potential. Getting out there and climbing the elegant lines of Colorado’s mountains is without a doubt one of the more thrilling experiences in the mountains — and the season is in full swing. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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ship with food. “The concept sees food as a doorway into deeper parts of our inner world, and recognizes that our experience with food and body is intimately connected to, and influenced by, other primary areas in our lives — relationships, family, work, sexuality and our search for meaning and fulfillment.” The institute of psychology David founded in Boulder was created to usher in a new understanding of eating psychology and a new approach to nutrition as a teaching center for a positive and inspiring approach to food, mind and body. Boulder’s reliable breeding ground for health and for sustainable living is a perfect place for a holistic business to progress, grow and flourish. David feels that Boulder is the

center of the universe for conscious business, a combination of city and country, business and beauty. “It has world and monetary flow and is still ground in the natural world; the natural world is everywhere in Boulder, never more than a fiveminute drive. The grounded nature keeps us true to the unspoken mission of Boulder, to be a thought reader; as a city we push the envelope here with food, health, business and environment, and you can’t find many cities that do it better.” David says. “Some places around the globe are extremely fertile in terms of planting things in the earth and watching them grow. I consider Boulder exquisitely fertile in the realm of ideas. When you plant a conscious business plan, a higher idea, a fresh natural concept in Boulder, it grows.” People who learn to have awareness about health and the environment know what is going on inside their bodies, how everything works, and they make choices consciously. According to David, with people who are trying to make a change in unwanted habits that are automatic and unconscious, the only way to actually change is to introduce consciousness. “The ability to witness one’s self is a muscle that we have to develop.” Humans learn certain behaviors through cultural, societal, familial and individual factors that are engrained in our systems, building habits that are hard to break. The concept of choice is complex, and the foods that we choose to eat arise from habits that have been formed early on. People have a familiar way of feeding themselves that feels comfortable because it is how we have always been. “Being a better eater is a natural outgrowth of bettering oneself in living. Life changes — so do diet and nutritional needs. Our health and metabolism are not always certain — we often face unknowns with the body. Everyone has a unique expression of self, and our nutritional needs are unique and dynamic as well. Can we be big enough to let life, and our relationship with food, be see PSYCHOLOGY Page 48

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Mike points out, Rockford had a peculiar habit of leading women around by the elbow. Second, nearly all of his dining out involved eating tacos at beachfront dives. With respect to dining, Rockford would feel right at home at La Choza, housed alongside the Sinclair gas station on the Diagonal Highway heading out of Boulder. It’s a minimalist operation, with one person taking orders and cooking out of a small trailer. There’s no seating, and you’re likely to see folks eating in their cars. The décor is best described as gravel parking lot with potholes. Most take their food to go, and one often sees customers taking back multiple orders for workplace colleagues. A cash-only operation, La Choza serves breakfast burritos in the morning and an array of tacos, tortas, burritos,

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peaking of tacos, Longmont’s Ichiban (2055 Ken Pratt Blvd., 303-4859848) has changed its hours from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., and has reinvented itself as an Asian fast-food spot. It’s now featuring a Korean-style taco that combines spicy-sweet marinated pork with a peppery slaw atop a tortilla. Korean tacos have become the coastal rage, particularly with the advent of Kogi, a mobile L.A. operation selling these fusion treats. Boulder now has a mobile taco truck of its own, the pink-colored Comida. The menu is available at http://eatcomida.com/, and updates regarding the truck’s location are found at http://twitter.com/eatcomida. hamburgers and hot dogs until the 3 p.m. closing time. Available meats include chicken, carne asada, buche (pork stomach) and shredded beef. As the sole staffer is preoccupied with cooking, customers order when he steps up to the window asking for the next

order. Once the order is made, customers can then step over to the gas station to pick up a soft drink. Foreign correspondent friend Cynthia went on the lighter side with a $2.25 tostada al pastor, featuring pork marinated with chile and fruit. Despite

the modest price tag, the portion was big enough to serve as a more-thanadequate light meal. Health professional Ann noticed that the price would barely cover the cost of the generous mound of sour cream. The pork was tasty and tender, complemented by loads of lettuce and tomato. Four tacos go for $6.50 here, and two or three should be plenty for normal appetites. Garnishes are simple, with a choice of tangy green or red sauces available out of squeeze bottles on the counter. Instead of the usual sprinkling of cilantro and onion, these tacos come with a tomato and onion topping, resembling a simplified pico de gallo. A wedge of lime completes the condiments, and each taco comes on two modestly sized tortillas. Ann extolled the supple qualities of her adovoda, red chile-marinated pork. Granted, the taco meats here are a touch greasy, but if that’s a concern this probably isn’t the place for you. I thoroughly enjoyed my traditional carne asada, which had a potent steak flavor perked up by a judicious squirt of peppery red salsa. The ripe fresh tomato and raw onion added an assertive note that complemented the meat’s richness. As a general rule, the best authentic-style tacos in Boulder County are found in Longmont. But Choza’s are certainly in the same league, and might very well be the best within easy reach of the Boulder city limits. And you don’t even have to be a cool ’70s private investigator to take advantage of this affordably authentic culinary treat. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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TIDBITES Food happenings around town Yes, they can Oskar Blues invites beer junkies to celebrate the evolution of craft beer in a can with the inaugural “Canned Beer Ragbag,” also known as “Burning Can,” on June 26, from 1 to 4 p.m., at the original Oskar Blues Brewery and Sandstone Park in Lyons. Guests can enjoy craft beer along with live music by Nashville’s Bonepony. There will be can art, a mechanical bull, beer-can chicken and other beer-infused dishes. Tickets are $35, and all proceeds go directly to the Colorado Brewers Guild, which has continued its fight to keep Colorado beer culture alive (www.coloradobeer.org). EcoCycle will also be at Burning Can to ensure that the environmental advantages of the can keep Mother Nature happy. Besides being environmentally friendly, cans keep beer fresher longer than bottles and are lightweight and portable. The party continues beyond the Burning Can event, since Lyons celebrates the 34th annual Good Old Days Celebration all weekend. Good Old Days features live music, food, a beer garden, games, rides, street dance and activities for all ages. Bonepony will play a smoking live set of roots music in the downstairs Oskar Blues venue from 9 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. More information on the event can be found at www.oskarblues.com/blog/ burning-can-the-original-cannedcraft-beer-ragbag-of-colorado. Table to farm Zolo Southwestern Grill is welcoming summer with a series of farm dinners. On his way into work during the summer, Chef Brett Smith stops by Isabelle Farm and packs his car with delicious produce that will

become that night’s special. It’s a few calm moments at the farm, smelling, tasting and appreciating the ingredients before the busy rush of the restaurant. On June 14, Smith and Isabelle Farm are hosting a short tour of the farm and a five-course menu freshly picked and cooked just feet away from where it grew. It’s a tableto-farm kind of night, bonfire included. It is $75 per person and will begin at 4:15 p.m., with dinner served at 5 p.m. There will be a second Isabelle Farm Dinner on Aug. 30 and a Harvest Celebration at Zolo on Oct. 4. To see the full menu and for more information, visit www.zologrill.com. Mobile Comida coming Comida is comfort, in the form of Mexican street food served out of the window of a big pink vending truck. After working for and learning from some great local restaurant owners in Boulder, Rayme Rossello partnered with Pam Proto and co-founded Proto’s Pizza in 1999. In 2007, Rossello graduated from the Culinary School of the Rockies with a degree in pastry arts, and left Proto’s in search of the next thing. For her, Comida has been a dream in the works for the last three years. The Comida truck will travel from neighborhood to neighborhood throughout Colorado’s Front Range, feeding people simple and authentic Mexican flavors and making friends along the way. They will keep theirr menu small enough to cook everything inside the truck, serving tacos, roasted chickens and gorditas — all made using the freshest local ingredients and cooked from scratch. Respond: cuisine@boulderweekly.com

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an ongoing exploration? Can we be inspired enough to try new ways of relating to the world, and new ways of thinking about food?” David asks. The foods that are good and bad for you can be discovered by understanding how your body works and thinks. There is a large food spectrum. Many foods cause our bodies to digress and negatively break down, while many foods are more naturally compatible and align with the core needs of our body chemistry. According to David, “The more we’re in tune with the body, with our own naturalness, the more we can be 48 June 3, 2010

instinctively directed to the best way to nourish ourselves in any given moment.” Being in tune with our bodies has a lot to do with our emotions. Mind body nutrition explores how thoughts, feelings and beliefs affect nutritional metabolism and health. “Whenever we are in even a mild stress response, we go into some degree of digestive shutdown. We excrete nutrients, and calories burn less efficiently. Conversely, the optimum state of digestion and see PSYCHOLOGY Page 49

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Bento Zanmai 1310 College Ave., #260, Boulder 303-4-BENTOS

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hile the name of this basement foodcourt hangout puts the emphasis on the traditional Japanese box lunch, ramen is the star of the show. Start with a bowl of the miso ramen, a formidable portion of sublime, soy-infused broth filled with bits of tender chicken or pork. The noodles are expertly prepared, with a fine al dente texture and heft that puts instant ramen to shame.

Culinary Connectors 303-949-0085 www.culinaryconnectors.com

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ffering $99 tours of three local restaurants, Culinary Connectors fulfills both the appetite for fine dining and increased knowledge of the area’s restaurant scene. A recent Boulder tour included visits to Mateo, L’Atelier and Bombay Bistro. Each of these restaurants offered distinctly different menu highlights, ranging from seafood stew to duck to shrimp curry over noodles, and each stop also provided a rare opportunity to interact with the chefs behind the food.

Jill’s 900 Walnut St., Boulder 720-406-7399

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hile not inexpensive, Jill’s at the St. Julien Hotel and Spa is a superior spot for a special-occasion Sunday brunch in a modern-but-comfortable setting. Highlights include fresh-tasting crab legs and peel-and-

eat shrimp, as well as made-to-order omelets. Sweets are also abundant here, including a candy-like toffee bread pudding and a can’t-miss chocolate fondue.

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pending $35 on the Chop House’s lobster tail dinner may be an irresponsible extravagance in these economic times. However, even the cash-strapped can find luxurious indulgences at bargain prices off this restaurant’s happy hour bar menu. From 4 to 6 p.m., all tavern menu items are half off, which means one can enjoy a prime rib or steak dinner for under 10 bucks. Starters such as cornmeal-encrusted calamari and warm kettle chips are also available for less than three bucks a helping. With the money you save, you can splurge on the tasty bread pudding.

The Boulder Draft House 2027 13th St., Boulder 303-440-5858

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oulder’s Draft House lives up to its name, as it features numerous craft beers from the Colorado Brewing Company. This cavernous but inviting space also serves enticing food specials, such as Monday’s $7 burger-and-a-beer deal, and Happy Hour runs all day Tuesday. This eatery also goes beyond the predictable wings and nachos by offering options like a lobster mac and cheese and fried artichoke heart po’ boy sandwiches.

Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery 70 East First St., Nederland 303-258-WILD

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nyone who has ever set foot in a microbrewery won’t be surprised by the Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery’s menu of burgers, entrée salads, sandwiches, chicken wings and nachos. But there’s also a terrific selection of barbecued meats, including tender brisket and first-rate St. Louis-style ribs accompanied by a variety of savory sauces. Vegetarians can also avail themselves of a Caprese sandwich or smoked tofu at this Nederland spot. Finish with the 99-cent scoop of vanilla ice cream and a brownie.

El Taco Feliz 830 Lashley St., Longmont 303-776-7225

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f you’re at all serious about authentic Mexican fare, Longmont’s El Taco Feliz is a can’t-miss destination. This nondescript stripmall venue serves up $1.20 tacos with fillings that include beef carne asada and al pastorstyle with tender pork and bits of pineapple. The more adventurous can indulge in a heavenly lengua, or beef tongue, and decadent chicharron, or pork-rind taco. Tasty stuffings can also be had in a generously sized burrito.

Elephant Hut 2500 30th St. #101, Boulder 303-284-0308

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lephant Hut is a swanky Thai eatery serving staples such as curries, entrée salads freighted with fresh papaya, noodle plates and spicy, citrusy soups. While some dishes, such as the pad see ew, wide rice noodles stir-fried in soy sauce, are traditionally served with meat, vegan and vegetarian versions of most items are available. The duck noodle soup comes with a full-bodied broth, expertly cooked noodles and flavorful waterfowl.

Beau Jo’s Pizza 2690 Baseline Rd., Boulder 303-554-5312

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n $8.49 pizza and salad bar buffet is a darn near unbeatable bargain, as long as you’re not expecting a display of culinar y trendiness. What you will get is a smorgasbord consisting of a soup of the day, an old-school salad bar replete with Kraft dressings and potato salad, and an impressive array of Beau Jo’s pizza pies. On a recent visit, a meatless pepper and cheese number was a creamy-yet-spicy winner, and the peach desser t pizza was a cut above Beau Jo’s signature finish: honey-drizzled crusts. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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rince of Persia: The Sands of Time is tremendous fun, non-stop action and an adventure film with an appealing story. The film starts with Dastan (William Foster), a beggar boy living by his wits in the bazaar in Persia, getting caught stealing. Seconds before he’s to be punished for his thievery, the King of Persia (Ronald Pickup) appears and, seeing a hero within Dastan, stops the punishment and instead has him move into the palace as an adopted son. Zoom forward fifteen years or so and now-adult Dastan ( Jake Gyllenhaal) is joining his royal brothers Prince Tus (Richard Coyle) and Prince Garsiv (Toby Kebbell) on an assault on the holy city of Alamut. With them is long-trusted family advisor Uncle Nizam (Ben Kingsley). The assault of the city, a combination of swordfights, archery and Parkour, is truly thrilling, and watching Gyllenhaal swing, swoop and leap from building to building is great fun. It’s also true to the original form: Prince of Persia started out as a late ’80s video game for MS-DOS and Apple II computers. The reasons for the attack are suspect and soon Dastan is on the run, with a victim of palace intrigue, Princess Tamina (Gemma Arterton) in tow. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, Prince of Persia has the same feel and pace as Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, except that Prince is a bit more family friendly. There’s also a sweet — and witty

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— romance between Prince Dastan and Princess Tamina, complicated time-travel elements and a hilarious gem of a performance by Alfred Molina as the savvy, entrepreneurial rogue Sheik Amar that help make Prince of Persia one of the best films of 2010. The film isn’t without its flaws, however. One of the most surprising glitches was that many of the long shots were obviously computer generated and looked more like a video game than a multi-million-dollar special effect. The ending was a bit confusing too. What I most liked about this film was the mythos

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wo years ago, with the world economy about to be credit-defaultswapped right in the kisser, the first Sex and the City feature made $415 million worldwide. Its pre-sold fan base, already nostalgic for Cosmopolitans, heaved a collective, economically envious sigh: Nice to see you four again. By the way, nice shoes. Now, Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are back for Sex and the City 2, and it’s more like: Oh. You four again. It’s truly a peculiar picture, though sure to be a success, because writer-director Michael Patrick King knows his audience. For an hour or so, beginning with the Top Hat-inspired wedding of Carrie’s friends Stanford (Willie Garson) and Anthony (Mario Cantone), it’s closer to the original HBO series’ comic spirit and blithely raunchy nonchalance. And a sloggy hour-and-a-half later, you may feel like fomenting a revolution. To begin with a shallow point: Why have these women, photographed drearily and insanely costumed, become full-on drag queens? They’re barely human anymore, though in Sex 2 the Manhattan women are coping with theoretically relatable problems and relationship tangles. In supremely art-directed splendor, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Big (Chris North) argue over whether to go out on the town, or eat in, and whether it’s bad to have a big flat-screen TV in the bedroom. Samantha (Kim Cattrall, who always was the drag-queeniest of the lot) keeps attracting younger men Boulder Weekly

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of the poor boy with the heart of gold who becomes a prince. At one point, King Sharaman reminds Dastan, “The boy I saw in that square was capable of being more than good, of being great.” Doesn’t every boy dream of secretly being a hero? Harry Potter is a similar story, and it’s no surprise that Prince director Mike Newell directed one of the Potter films (The Goblet of Fire.) The banter between Prince Dastan and Princess Tamina was delightful and there’s a very modern sensibility about their interchange, even as they’re in the middle of a fantasy film set a thousand years ago. Their dialog is suggestive and flirtatious, but in a manner that’ll pass right over the heads of younger audience members. Princess Tamina is also a strong, capable character, a nice switch from the prototypical helpless females that populate most of these fables and older video games. Finally, as the King states more than once, it’s “the bond between brothers that is the sword that defends the empire,” and it’s the combination of honor and brotherhood underlying terrific action sequences and a good, entertaining story that makes this the next blockbuster of 2010. I’m looking forward to the Prince of Persia sequel. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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with extremely firm buttocks. On the flimsiest of pretexts she, Carrie, Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) are junketed to Abu Dhabi. So it’s fun, frolic, run-ins with old lovers ( John Corbett shows up at a spice market as Carrie’s blast from the past) and a teensy-tiny brush with crushing Islamic fundamentalist disdain for everything Sex and the City represents as the quintessence of capitalist extremism in quasi-human form. Many fans of the series will enjoy this wallow, just as they turned out for the first feature, although I wonder if anyone on the planet, including writer-director King, honestly believes Sex 2 makes the most of its running time. The best episodes of the TV series were

marvels of compression; here, for every amusing exchange, we’re stuck with two more that run on three times longer than they should. The most dubious sequence has the ladies hitting the stage at an Abu Dhabi nightclub with a rendition of “I Am Woman,” featuring cutaway shots to oppressed women of various nationalities joining in. It’s a joke, but essentially sincere and you wonder: When Helen Reddy first sang about invincibility and sisterhood and wisdom born of pain, did she have runway divas such as Carrie and Samantha in mind? If Sex 2 were a half-hour HBO episode, nobody would be thinking about the implications of anything. At the show’s peak the ensemble, especially Parker, could sell any conceit, any hypocrisy, any zinger. King’s big-screen expansions of this fantasy universe have their moments, but the padding is outrageous: montages of the gals swanning around in the desert on camels, that sort of thing. In one narrative development, Carrie’s latest book gets a pan. She is devastated, and it’s implied that the (fictional, male) book critic simply wants to keep strong female voices silenced, like the Taliban. Please. I enjoyed these characters more when they were rich, rather than obscenely rich, when their self-involvement and life crises had one foot on planet Earth — and when they weren’t all gussied up like Mae West in Sextette. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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most important artist on the run from police. Or the most creative vandal. A graffiti muralist who satirizes government, authority and society, his unauthorized use of urban buildings as his gallery space obliges him to remain anonymous. Wearing disguises, he has glued his own art-mocking oil paintings onto the walls of leading museums. In 2006 he smuggled a life-size inflatable replica of an orange-jumpsuited Guantanamo Bay detainee into Disneyland, setting off a major security alert. Quite the outlaw. Yet prints of his art fetch a fortune at Sotheby’s and his coffee-table books are sold at Urban Outfitters. Banksy’s tightrope walk between secrecy and publicity is a central theme of the documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. At Mayan. — Colin Covert

Guaranteed to elicit tsunamis of “oohs” and “awwws,” this narration-less documentary focuses on four newborns from different cultures and countries: Namibia, Mongolia, the U.S. and Japan. The cute factor is through the roof in this transcontinental celebration of teeny, tottering humanity. Rated PG. At Colony Square and Mayan. — Steven Rea Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo

Imagine cramming 128 million people onto an island the size of Montana. You would be pretty close to replicating the density of Japan. Not surprisingly, space is at a premium and ergonomic design is right up there next to godliness. Yet even in Tokyo, the pinnacle of this figurative “can of sardines,” people of all ages still make room for a tiny bit of wilderness. It is only fitting that they have become captivated by nature’s most efficient invention in space, design and function — insects. Sold live in vending machines and department stores, and the subject of the No. 1 videogame, MushiKing, insects inspire an enthusiasm in Japan seen nowhere else in this world. Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo discovers why Japan developed this rich and enriching social relationship with insects. Like a detective story, the film untangles the web of influences behind Japan’s captivation with insects. It opens in modern-day Tokyo, where a single beetle recently sold for $90,000, then slips back to the early 1800s, to the first cricket-selling business and the development of haiku and other forms of insect literature and art. Through history and adventure, Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo travels all the way back in time to stories of the fabled first emperor who named Japan the “Isle of the Dragonflies.” At Starz. — Denver Film Society

introduces us to the Rizzos, a boisterous party of four living in the tradition-steeped, seaside spit of Bronx real estate of the movie’s title. The Rizzos don’t talk to one another much, and when they do the neighbors undoubtedly hear every word. But deep down, we’re meant to understand, they shout because they care. The movie’s setup would barely pass muster on Three’s Company, and there’s little doubt that the whole thing is going to end in a group hug. But City Island scrapes by and delivers a smile or two because it does contain a fundamental understanding of the rot that sets in when people hide their true selves from the ones they love. Rated PG-13. At Chez Artiste. — Glenn Whipp

and lunacy need to keep building. The characters’ cluelessness needs to be endearing, but they can’t come off as imbeciles. The outrageous hijinks can’t be pushed too hard or the whole delicate conceit is apt to collapse into desperate chaos. Wonder of wonders, then, that Shawn Levy, the director of such middle-of-the-road fare as Cheaper by the Dozen and The Pink Panther, and Josh Klausner, one of 12 credited screenwriters who worked on Shrek the 3rd, should turn out to be such gifted practitioners of this very tricky genre in Date Night. That there is a beating heart at the center of all this makes it all the more appealing. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron. — Christopher Kelly

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A comedy about a Chicago newspaperman (Pat O’Brien) who wants to get married and his editor (Adolphe Menjou) who won’t let it happen. The film comes from a play by Charles MacArthur. Ten years later, the remake was called His Girl Friday. At Starz. — Denver Film Society George A. Romero’s Survival Of The Dead

Survival of the Dead, the sixth film from writer/director George A. Romero to look at a world where humans are in the minority and the zombies rule, begins immediately following the events of Diary of the Dead. Off the coast of Delaware sits cozy Plum Island, where two families are locked in a struggle for power, as it has been for generations. The O’Flynns, headed by patriarch Patrick O’Flynn (Kenneth Welsh), approach the zombie plague with a shoot-to-kill attitude. The Muldoons, headed by Shamus Muldoon (Richard Fitzpatrick), feel that the zombies should be quarantined and kept “alive” in hopes that a solution will someday be found. The O’Flynns, who are clearly outnumbered, are forced to exile Patrick by boat to the mainland, where he

local theaters AMC Flatiron Crossing, 61 W. Flatiron Cir., Broomfield, 303-7904262 Date Night Fri-Wed: 11:30, 1:40, 3:45, 5:55, 8, 10:05 Get Him to the Greek Fri-Wed: 10:15, 12:40, 3:05, 5:30, 8:15, 10:45 Iron Man 2 Fri-Wed: 11:10, 1:55, 4:40, 7:25, 10:10 Killers Fri-Wed: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Letters to Juliet Fri-Wed: 10:25, 12:50, 3:15, 5:40, 8:05, 10:30 Marmaduke Fri-Wed: 10:15, 12:25, 2:35, 5, 7:20, 9:30 Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time Fri-Wed: 11:15, 12:10, 1:50, 2:45, 4:30, 5:35, 7:10, 8:10, 9:45, 10:45 Robin Hood Fri-Wed: 10:10, 1:20, 4:20, 7:35, 10:35 Sex and the City 2 Fri-Wed: 10:20, 11, 1:25, 2:05, 4:35, 7:45, 10:50 Shrek Forever After Fri-Wed: 9:50. 12:05, 12:35, 2:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7, 8:05, 9:15, Century Boulder, 1700 29th St., Boulder, 303-442-1815 Get Him to the Greek Fri-Wed: 11:15, 2, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15

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Iron Man 2 Fri-Wed: 12:05, 3:10, 6:25, 9:20 Killers Fri-Wed: 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50 Letters to Juliet Fri-Wed: 11:05, 5:15, 11:05 Marmaduke Fri-Wed: 10:50, 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:05 La Mission Fri-Wed: 11:20, 2:20, 5:25, 8:10, 10:55 Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time Fri-Wed: 12:30, 1:30, 2:15, 3:20, 4:35, 6:30, 7:20, 8:35, 9:35, 10:05 Robin Hood Fri-Wed: 12:15, 3:25, 7, 10:05 The Secret in Their Eyes FriWed: 12:30, 4:15, 7:10, 10:10 Sex and the City 2 Fri-Wed: 10:45, 11:30, 2, 2:50, 5:20, 6:05, 7:50, 9:30, 10:25, 11:20 Shrek Forever After Fri-Wed: 11:50, 1:30, 2:20, 4:40, 6:40, 7:20, 9:10 Splice Fri-Wed: 11:55, 2:35, 5:05, 7:40, 10:35 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641 Babies Fri-Wed: 10:10, 2:50, 7:50 Get Him to the Greek Fri-Wed: 11:10, 1:50, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10

Iron Man 2 Fri-Wed: 10:50, 1:40, 4:30, 7:25, 10:15 Killers Fri-Wed: 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:20, 9:45 Letters to Juliet Fri-Wed: 12:20, 4:50, 10:05 Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time Fri-Wed: 10:40, 11:50, 1:30, 2:25, 4:10, 5:05, 7, 7:45, 9:40, 10:20 Sex and the City 2 Thu-Wed: 10:05, 11:30, 1:15, 2:40, 4:25, 6:40, 7:35, 9:50 Shrek Forever After Fri-Wed: 11, 1:20, 4, 6:30, 9 Splice Fri-Wed: 10:30, 1:25, 4:05, 7:05, 9:35 Boulder Public Library Film Program, Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3197 Sleeper Thu: 7 p.m. Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-3521992 City Island Thu-Wed: 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 Mother and Child Fri-Wed: 4:15, 7:15, 9:55

The Secret in Their Eyes ThuWed: 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-352-1992 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Thu-Wed: 4:45, 8 OSS 117: Lost in Rio Fri-Wed: 4:30, 7, 9:20 Xanadu Fri: 11:59 p.m. Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-352-1992 Babies Fri-Wed: 4 p.m. Exit Through the Gift Shop FriWed: 7:30, 10 George A. Romero’s Survival Of The Dead Fri-Wed: 7:15, 9:30 Please Give Fri-Wed: 4:30, 7, 9:15 Starz Film Center, 900 Auraria Pkwy., Denver, 303-820-3456 Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo Fri-Wed: 5, 7:30 The Front Page Sat: 7 p.m. Nightmare on Elm Street III: Dream Warriors Fri-Sat: 10 p.m. Ran Thu: 7 p.m. The Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia Tue: 7 p.m.

UA Twin Peaks, 1250 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-651-2434 Get Him to the Greek Fri-Wed: 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Iron Man 2 Fri-Wed: 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 10:05 Killers Fri-Wed: 11:30, 1:50, 4:10, 7:30, 9:55 Letters to Juliet Fri-Wed: 4:05, 10:05 Marmaduke Fri-Wed: 11:20, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40 Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time Fri-Wed: 11:15, 1:10, 2, 4, 4:45, 7:30, 8, 10:10 Robin Hood Fri-Wed: 1, 7:05 Sex and the City 2 Fri-Wed: 12:50, 3:50, 7, 10 Shrek Forever After Fri-Wed: 11:25, 1:40, 4:15, 6:50, 9:30 Splice Fri-Wed: 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:50, 10:15 As times are always subject to change, we request that you verify all movie listings beforehand. Daily updated information can be viewed on our website, www.boulderweekly.com.

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meets up with a band of soldiers, headed by Guardsman Sarge (Alan Van Sprang). They join forces and return to the island, only to find that the zombie plague has fully gripped the divided community. As the battle between humans and zombies escalates, the master filmmaker continues to reinvent the modern horror genre with wicked humor and pointed social commentary. Rated R. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres. Get Him to the Greek

In Get Him to the Greek, opening Friday and likely to amuse and aghast in equal measure, Russell Brand plays the same British rock ‘n’ roll prat — Aldous Snow — that he assayed so expertly in the 2008 rom-com, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Only this time, Aldous is off the wagon and on any number of mind-warping chemicals. He’s an obnoxious, narcissistic, groping, blotto nightmare of a ninny — and he’s the “him” in the title of Nicholas Stoller’s improbable, intercontinental buddy movie farce. Aldous has to make it from his home base in London to Los Angeles for a big anniversary gig at the storied Greek Theater. Good luck to Jonah Hill, playing the dweebish record company underling with the job of accompanying Aldous — and babysitting Aldous and smuggling drugs for Aldous — on his jaunt. Rated R. At Century, Flatiron and Twin Peaks. — Steven Rea The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

A violent, exhilarating and faithful adaptation of Stieg Larsson’s international bestseller, with Swedish actress Noomi Rapace in the role of Lisbeth Salander, the punky, pierced, perturbed, cyber-hacking heroine. Not rated. (violence, sexual violence, nudity, profanity, adult themes) At Esquire. — Steven Rea Iron Man 2

“A passable knock-off.” That’s how the obscenely rich but heartsick industrialist played by Robert Downey Jr. characterizes the electro-weaponry wielded by his adversary (Mickey Rourke) in Iron Man 2. Much of this scattershot sequel to the 2008 smash feels like a passable knock-off, as well. Here and there, director Jon Favreau’s diversion takes us back to the considerable satisfactions of the first Iron Man, but Iron Man 2 has a harder time with matters of story clarity and momentum. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Michael Phillips Killers

A newlywed couple’s blissful suburban life is threatened when the husband’s former life as a gun-forhire resurfaces to haunt them. With Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck, Catherine O’Hara, Katheryn Winnick, Kevin Sussman, Lisa Ann Walter, Casey Wilson, Rob Riggle, Martin Mull and Alex Borstein. Screenplay by Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin. Directed by Robert Luketic.Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times Letters to Juliet

Amanda Seyfried stars in this enjoyable rom-com as Sophie, a bright-eyed girl on vacation with her single-minded fiance in Verona, Italy. Here, centuries ago, Romeo met Juliet. Today lovelorn letters to the tragic heroine are left at a sacred spot. When Sophie replies to a letter written 50 years earlier, its author Claire, a remarkable Vanessa Redgrave, returns to Verona where the two join forces to scour the countryside for Claire’s long-lost Italian beau. It ain’t Shakespeare. But it’s no Bounty Hunter either. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Michael Phillips Marmaduke

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Greer, George Lopez and William H. Macy. Written by Tim Rasmussen and Vince DiMeglio. Directed by Tom Dey. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times La Mission

Spanish slave trader (Robert De Niro) joins Jesuit (Jeremy Irons) in 1750 South America. Rated R. At Century. — Century Boulder Mother and Child

Three women’s lives share a common core: they have all been profoundly affected by adoption. Karen (Annette Bening) had a baby at 14, gave her up at birth and has been haunted ever since by the daughter she never knew. Elizabeth (Naomi Watts) grew up as an adopted child; she’s a bright and ambitious lawyer, but a flinty loner in her personal life. Lucy (Kerry Washington) is just embarking with her husband on the adoption odyssey, looking for a baby to become their own. With both humor and pathos, Mother and Child brings this ensemble together to reveal the emotional complexity of families lost and found. Rated R. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Nightmare On Elm Street III

The Watching Hour at Starz is proud to present the best entry in the Nightmare series, starring the one and only Robert Englund as the man of your dreams, Freddy Kreuger, exemplifying all of the creativity that was sorely missing from the recent remake. In a medical facility, seven teenagers who have constant nightmares about child murderer Freddy Krueger undergo monitoring for sleep disorders. But nothing that anyone does seems to help them — until Nancy Thompson, the heroine of the first movie, joins the medical staff. She suggests that they try a new drug, which inhibits dreaming, on the youngsters. The gullible doctor-in-charge opposes this treatment, forcing Nancy to fight both him and a suspicious nurse in order to save the teens. Meanwhile, Freddy gleefully unleashes one horrorfilled image after another to traumatize the patients — until they fear that this is one nightmare they’ll never wake up from again. At Starz. — Denver Film Society OSS 117: Lost in Rio

He’s France’s top agent, Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath (the fabulous Jean Dujardin), better known as OSS 117, agent double-one-seven (or “one seventeen” as he would have it). Suave yet clueless, a cross between James Bond and Austin Powers, OSS 117 is back for another mission, following his smash debut in OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies. Dispatched to Rio to purchase an incriminating microfilm containing the names of French WWII collaborators from a Nazi in hiding (Rüdiger Vogler), he teams up with a beautiful Mossad colonel (Louise Monot) — after first mistaking her for the secretary — whose mini skirt and kinky boots disguise dangerously forwardthinking views on women’s lib and world politics. Along the way they encounter the Nazi’s hippie son Heinrich, a C.I.A. agent named Trumendous, and a man-eating alligator. Masked Mexican wrestler bodyguards and pesky Chinese hitmen after agent 117 for a past grievance make matters irksome. Lost in Rio culminates in a North By Northwestmeets-Vertigo sequence on Rio’s famous Christ the Redeemer statue that you won’t want to miss! Partially subtitled. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres Please Give

Please Give is writer/director Nicole Holofcener’s (Friends with Money, Lovely & Amazing) perceptive— and devastatingly funny—take on modern life’s contradictions, good intentions and shaky moral bearings. Kate (Catherine Keener), Alex (Oliver Platt) and their teenage daughter Abby (Sarah Steele) purchase the apartment next door in order to expand their two bedroom Manhattan apartment. Their only problem is Andra (Ann Guilbert), the

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See full review on Page 53. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Twin Peaks, Colony Square and Century. Ran

For his 27th film, Akira Kurosawa transposes Shakespeare’s King Lear to feudal Japan. Ran is the tragic tale of Lord Hidetora, a warlord who decides to divide his empire among his three sons on the eve of his 70th birthday. With its magnificent costumes, breathtaking settings and amazingly photographed battle sequences, the film is truly stunning. An epic on the grandest of scales, Ran is not only one of Kurosawa’s finest films, it is a glorious masterpiece of Japanese cinema. Ran received four Oscar nominations, including Best Director, Cinematography and Art Direction, with Emi Wada winning for her dazzling, three-years-in-the-making costumes. At Starz. — Denver Film Society Robin Hood

Oscar winner Russell Crowe stars as the legendary figure known by generations as “Robin Hood,” whose exploits have endured in popular mythology. Set in 13th-century England, Robin Hood chronicles the life of an expert archer, previously interested only in self-preservation, from his service in King Richard’s army against the French. He falls for the spirited widow Lady Marion (Cate Blanchett), a woman skeptical of the identity and motivations of this crusader from the forest. Hoping to earn the hand of Marion and salvage the village, Robin assembles a gang whose lethal mercenary skills are matched only by its appetite for life. Together, they begin preying on the indulgent upper class to correct injustices under the sheriff. Directed by Ridley Scott (Gladiator, Blade Runner). Rated R. At Flatiron, Century and Twin Peaks. — Landmark Theatres The Secret in Their Eyes

Benjamín Espósito (Ricardo Darín) has spent his entire working life as a criminal court employee. In 1999, recently retired and with time on his hands, he decides to write a novel. Drawing on his own past life as a civil servant, he creates a true, moving and tragic story in which he was very directly involved — in 1974, his court was assigned an investigation into the rape and murder of a beautiful young woman. As he writes, his past rises up before his eyes and awakens all his demons, particularly those involving his past decisions, uncertainties and irreparable mistakes. Juan José Campanella directs this Academy Award winner for Best Foreign Language Film. Fully subtitled. Rated R. At Chez Artiste and Century. — Landmark Theatres Sex and the City 2

See full review on Page 53. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Twin Peaks and Colony Square. Shrek Forever After

Dreamworks seems bored with the ogre who laid the golden egg. Shrek Forever After, the fourth film in the lucrative franchise, barely tampers with the Shrek formula (one-liners, flatulence jokes, pop tunes) and not enough to breathe life into the exhausted series. Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers), feeling buried under the celebrity and the diapers, makes an unwise trade with a wizard named Rumpelstiltskin (Walt Dohrn) and is sent back to a time before he was actually born. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Roger Moore

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In Sleeper, directed by Woody Allen and featuring Woody Allen, Diane Keaton and John Beck, a Greenwich Village health food storeowner goes to the hospital for an ulcer operation in 1973. The operation is unsuccessful and he is cryogenically stored and awakened 200 years later. He is enlisted by his doctors to overthrow the “Big Brother” leader who rules the world. Much of this science fiction parody was shot in and around Boulder, and features regional modern architecture masterpieces by Charles Deaton, I. M. Pei, Charles A. Haertling and others. Local architect Carl Worthington introduces the film. At Boulder Public Library. — BPL Splice

The genetic engineering chiller Splice is a double helix of perversity. Canadian director Vincent Natali borrows freely from his countryman David Cronenberg in this tale of suspense, sexual transgression and body horror. Without Cronenberg’s masterful way with visuals or his penetrating intelligence, the film’s deliberately provocative premise is worked out in broad, lurid comic-book strokes, consciously calculated to shock the easily shockable. Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley play bioresearchers who are also life partners nervously dancing around the issue of having children. Clive and Elsa are more adventurous in the lab. In pursuit of prestige and profit sharing they secretly create a transhuman creature whose genetic makeup might yield new medicines. The dithering, morally ambivalent Clive can’t decide if he wants to kill the creature; Elsa is as fiercely protective as a lioness. Their offspring Dren rapidly matures into a bald, lissome adult female mutant: picture Sinead O’Connor with computer generated chicken legs and a tail with a phallic “stinger.” To prevent her discovery by their prying corporate superiors, the pair raise her in a remote farmhouse, a location that unlocks a trove of disturbing memories from Elsa’s childhood. Here, the trio take the concept of family togetherness to unhealthy extremes. Without giving away the plot, let’s just say someone should have called the Department of Mutant Child Protection and Family Services. Rated R. At Century, Colony Square andTwin Peaks. — Colin Covert The Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Shoot-outs, robberies, gas-huffing, drug dealing, pill popping, murders and tap dancing. What do these all have in common? These are just a few of the parts of being a member of the Wild and Wonderful White Family. The legendary family is as known for their wild, excessive criminal ways as they are for their famous mountain dancing members, including Jesco White, the star of director Julien Nitzberg’ s cult classic documentary Dancing Outlaw. Exploring both the comic and tragic sides of life on the other side of the law, this stylish, fast-paced family portrait exposes the powerful forces of corruption, poverty and West Virginia’s environmentally and culturally devastating coal mining culture that helped shape the White family, a dying breed of outlaws preserving a dying form of dance. At Starz. — Denver Film Society Xanadu

A guilty pleasure if there ever was one, this naively charming musical stars Olivia Newton-John as a Greek muse who brings a little pizzazz into the lives of a big band clarinetist (Gene Kelly) and a young commercial artist (Michael Beck of The Warriors) while making a pit stop on Earth. Music by Jeff Lynne and ELO. Directed by Robert Greenwald. “Arguably the best musical comedy ever made about supernatural love and roller-skating.” (Los Angeles Times). At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres

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If you’d like to be in supreme alignment with cosmic rhythms this week, I suggest that you completely avoid using the f-word. Likewise, you’ll maximize your chances for taking advantage of fate’s currents if you refrain from ever using the s-word, the c-word, the m-word and the b-word. As a general rule, the more precise and the less lazy you are in using language, the more willpower you’ll have and the better able you’ll be to attract the experiences you want. It’s always invigorating to choose your words creatively and kindly, of course, but especially now.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 20:

As they orbit the planet, astronauts witness as many as 15 sunrises and sunsets each day. Time isn’t really sped up for them, but it seems like it. I expect you to experience a similar feeling in the coming weeks, Gemini. You may have the fantasy that you’re living the equivalent of four days every 24 hours. The light will be brighter, the emotions richer and the teachings more highly concentrated. If you give yourself to the surge with relaxed enthusiasm and focused receptivity, your evolution will be expedited.

CANCER June 21-July 22:

I think you’re ready to stand up and reclaim your power from the soul-sucking influences that have been swindling you. But you don’t have to turn this showdown into a melodramatic epic that brings down the house or blows up the world. In fact, I think it’s better if you stay low-key as you transform the dynamics that have been grinding you down. The adjustments may be nowhere near as major as you imagine. Why? Because most of what you need to do is make shifts in your own attitude. The necessary changes in outer circumstances will arise naturally once you’ve done that.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22:

If I were writing the story of your life as a fairy tale, the current chapter would be filled with enchanted events. You’d hear animals’ thoughts in your head, and you’d remember your past lives. You’d be able to find accurate oracles in the shapes of clouds, the ringing of distant bells and the patterns of shadows on the sidewalk. You would see the help that’s invisible to everyone else and know what to do in order to get the love you want. Take advantage of the available mojo, Leo. Use it to set people free, including yourself.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

How skilled are you at getting things done and making things happen? This is different from just being busy; it’s not the same as scrambling around attending to whatever tasks are at the forefront of your attention. I’m talking about actually cranking out excellent results that manifest a comprehensive vision of your intentions. I’m talking about working hard and smart to serve the big picture, not working frenetically and mechanically to rid yourself of nervous mental energy. You’re in a phase when these themes are especially important, Virgo. Be a master of the details; don’t let the details master you.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22:

In her essay “Write Till You Drop,” author Annie Dillard offers advice to aspiring writers. I’m going to quote a certain passage that happens to be apropos for you Libras right now. “Spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for later. … Give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you.”

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SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:

In a Rolling Stone interview, musician John Mayer suggested that Tiger Woods could have avoided his terrible troubles if he had just chosen to masturbate more. Rather than literally acting out his obsessive sexual urges with a jillion women who weren’t his wife, why not contain them in the fantasy realm? I suggest you consider applying this principle as you make your decisions in the coming weeks, Scorpio — not just in regards to your sexual life, but in other areas as well. There may be times when you could prevent an influx of unnecessary chaos simply by conducting a conversation in your imagination rather than by having it with the actual person who seems to be agitating or enthralling you.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:

There are very few people who can lick their own elbows, and up until now you have probably not been one of them. Judging from the current astrological configurations, however, I’m guessing that a lot of you Sagittarians are about to be more flexible, limber and acrobatic than usual — not just in your mental attitudes but possibly even in your physical abilities. At least metaphorically speaking, you’ll be able to bend over backwards without damaging your dignity. You could also stretch and twist yourself into poses that have previously been impossible. So who knows? Maybe you’ll find a way to plant a kiss on your own elbow.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19:

The TV comedy series Community takes place on the sleepy campus of a community college. It features the hijinks of seven misfits who are older and weirder than their fellow students. In one episode, an inept female security guard chases the lead character, Jeff, hoping to catch and cite him for a farcical misdemeanor. As she races along, shouting for him to stop, she takes out her can of pepper spray and shoots several streams in his direction. The cloud of noxious stuff doesn’t reach him, but she runs face-first into it as she continues her pursuit. It irritates her eyes and forces her to halt. Later, in telling her associate what happened, she says she was the victim of “self-inflicted friendly fire.” I worry that you’ll soon be tempted to carry out a metaphorical version of that, Capricorn. Please don’t.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18:

Here’s how author Leo Buscaglia described the rigorous requirements for being a great lover. You must “continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar, and the fortitude of the certain.” I’m sorry to report that no one I’ve ever known has met those high standards! In the coming weeks, however, you Aquarians will have the potential to get halfway there. Life will conspire to boost every effort you make to be a great lover.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20:

Recently I was remembering the names of streets near the house where I grew up in Allen Park, Mich. Although I didn’t register it at the time, they were lyrical, euphonious and evocative: Philomene, Shenandoah, Osage, Luana, Cleophus, Gahona. As I walked and played on them day after day for years, my imagination breathed in the magic of their exotic sounds, unobtrusively nurturing my poetic sensibilities. I bring this up, Pisces, in the hope of inspiring a comparable rumination in you. Think back on the riches of the past whose importance to your development you may have underestimated. It’s a good time to re-connect with the power and glory of influences that brought out the best in you almost without your knowledge.

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