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(Re: “Watching (local) sausage being made,” Cuisine, May 31.) [Michael] Callahan’s article about Don’s and Boulder Sausage had a huge hole in it. Joe Beeler bought the sleepy place from the original Don and built it into a thriving empire with multiple locations and lines of hungry customers out the door. After quite a few years, he sold at the peak of that, wherein it all crumbled for the new owners. I recall being turned off by the tacky pig motifs they decided to decorate the places with, and awkward changes to the menu. To not mention Joe Beeler (and his family), who owned the place for many years (if not a couple of decades), is like leaving Henry Ford out of an article about the Ford Motor Company. Mike Gibbons/via Internet

Vote for Sanfaçon

Many of us have received several glossy large postcards from Elise Jones, who is Garry Sanfaçon’s opponent for the District 1 county commissioner seat in the June primary. Elise’s experience at the state level as Colorado Environmental Coalition executive director for 10 years and her endorsements are impressive. But her experience has been mainly at the

state level. On the issue of fracking, Garry and Elise are in sharp contrast. Elise fears that defying state statutes on natural gas drilling will invite litigation from the industry, whereas Garry believes that local governments should not give up their rights to self-determination (statements made at a forum on May 8 sponsored by League of Women Voters of Boulder County). Elise has stated that “liquefied natural gas” could significantly curb U.S. dependence on foreign oil, reduce harmful emissions and create more jobs domestically as natural gas production increases (Collaboration for a New Energy Future, p.32, in Natural Gas 360, Advancing America’s Energy Solution, Colorado

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Highroad Abandoning ALEC by Jim Hightower

ood grief — ALEC is even too icky for Wal-Mart! The American Legislative Exchange Council is the corporatefinanced bill mill that thinks up reams of anti-labor, anti-consumer, anti-environment, anti-democracy and other anti-people laws favored by its corporate funders. It then works with Republican lawmakers in state legislatures to introduce about 1,000 of these cookie-cutter bills every

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Gas and Oil Association, 2011). Studies in New York and Pennsylvania have shown that any increase in local jobs has not been significant (Helene Jorgensen, Center for Economic Policy Research, Jan. 8, 2012, www.cepr.net), while harm to groundwater supplies has been documented by the EPA in Pavillion, Wyo. In addition to his strong stand against fracking, Garry supports increasing energy efficiency and renewable energy: He believes “the county must be a leader in implementing and developing programs and incentives to maximize the application of energy efficiency measures and renewable energy…” Garry has been working for 20 years

in the county “to protect the environment, support human services and enhance our quality of life.” Most recently, he was appointed to be the Fourmile Fire recovery manager and was greatly commended for his leadership and facilitation of a community approach. His endorsements include people he will need to work with as commissioner: local officials, community leaders and business owners. His recent county listening tour shows his style: He listens to local concerns and carefully examines background information in forming his opinion of what is good for our county. He will be a commissioner who will listen and act wisely for local concerns. Edna Loehman/Longmont

year in statehouses all over the country. Gamble, Amazon and Medtronic. Until recently, ALEC largely operated And, on May 30, even the far-right-wing, anticlandestinely — but such watchdog worker, ethically challenged Wal-Mart empire abangroups as Center for doned the ALEC ship. “We feel Media and Democracy, that the divide between [ALEC’s For more information on Jim Color of Change and political] activities and our purHightower’s work — and to Nation magazine have pose as a business has become too subscribe to his award-winnow outed it as the wide,” declared Wal-Mart’s head ning monthly newsletter, The Hightower Lowdown — visit insidious force behind of lobbying and PR. “To that end, www.jimhightower.com. some of America’s mostwe are suspending our memberextreme, right-wing legship.” islation. Like the infamous Koch brothers (who continue to stay aboard the American By not only exposing the raw ugliness of the Legislative Exchange Council’s sinking ship), the front group’s agenda, but also naming its corporate backers, the fiesty watchdogs are producing a rush very name of ALEC has become a political epithet, of brand-name, Fortune 500 firms fleeing ALEC. a symbol of the corruption of America’s democratic Let’s call the roll of some that have discontinued values by the plutocratic elite. To keep up with their membership and sponsorship so far this year: developments, go to www.ALECexposed.org. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Kraft Foods, Intuit, McDonald’s, Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Wendy’s, Mars Candies, Blue Cross Blue Shield, This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the YUM! Brands (including Pizza Hut), Procter & views of Boulder Weekly. June 14, 2012 5

uncensored Prairie dog poisoning shows need for protection by Pamela White

danish plan The heart of the city — what’s to be done? by Paul Danish

ccording to a story in the Sunday edition of Brand X paper, Boulder planners are looking for ideas about how to further develop Boulder’s “civic heart” — by which they mean the area bounded by Ninth and 17th Streets on the west and east, and Arapahoe and Canyon on the south and north, with Boulder Creek running through it.

Glad they asked. I have several. 1. Don’t “further develop” the area. It’s a freaking flood hazard area. If anything, further un-develop it. Turn it into a linear park. That’s what Rapid City, S.D., which has a hydrology similar to Boulder’s, did after a flash flood burst out of the Black Hills and killed 238 people in 1972. After Rapid City see CITY Page 9

quotes “The truth is she was not choked, she was not punched. There were not any scratches on her neck. But the only thing on her neck was a prior skin abrasion from eczema. Anything else is exaggeration and sensationalism.” —Georgia pastor Creflo Dollar, countering claims that he choked and punched his 15-year-old daughter during an argument that led to his arrest “The only connection that the Auburn football team has to this is they are victims of a brutal shooting. Sometimes the young men get a bad rap, I feel like, but they are the victims today.” —Tommy Dawson, Auburn University’s police chief, in a statement responding to the search for a suspect who killed two former Auburn football players and a third person at a party near campus

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olorado Horse Rescue performs an important mission. A nonprofit, CHR provides shelter, veterinary care, rehabilitation and adoption services for horses that have been abused and neglected. Through this compassionate care, CHR saves equine lives. It’s incomprehensible, therefore, that CHR could demonstrate such a callous lack of concern for another four-legged creature — the prairie dog. No, you can’t ride them, and they won’t haul a sleigh or pull a plow, but prairie dogs are a keystone species upon which a great number of other species depend, from burrowing owls that nest in abandoned holes to the foxes, coyotes, ferrets, bald eagles and other raptors that depend on them for food. Despite the fact that the prairie dog population has been reduced by an estimated 95 percent, human beings seem intent on eradicating them, just as we eradicated the wolf from most of the country. In some places, including Frederick, governments have ordered residents to get rid of prairie dogs on private property or face fines. (Maybe they should be old-school about it and offer a bounty on prairie dog hides.) The folks at CHR must surely understand what’s at stake. The preservation of prairie dogs, a heated topic on Colorado’s Front Range and across the West, must certainly have caught their attention. Perhaps they discussed it with county officials back in 1999 when they signed an agreement with the county to combat dust issues by revegetating the land, which would include the relocation of prairie dogs. The county recently issued a violation letter to CHR after neighbors reported that CHR had poisoned prairie dogs on its property on May 21. (The county has not been able to confirm allegations made by neighbors that CHR also poisoned prairie dogs over the Memorial Day weekend.) Granted, relocating prairie dogs is very hard in this state. Thanks to SB 111, a bill passed in 1999 by lawmakers who view prairie dogs in the same light as cockroaches, people seeking to relocate prairie dogs must get the approval of the county commissioners in the county where they hope to place the animals prior to relocation. Given the demand for land and widespread ignorance about prairie dogs, this makes relocating them almost impossible. But to see an organization like CHR

resort to poison, rather than seeking some other solution, is distressing. Poison is not a compassionate way to get rid of prairie dogs. It doesn’t put the little critters to sleep as one might a fatally wounded horse; it burns their eyes and lungs, causing pain and hemorrhaging as the animals slowly die. It can kill other non-target species as well. How can people who care for suffering horses cause such harm to other animals? It’s possible that CHR exhausted its options for relocation. It’s possible they worked with other organizations in an effort to seek every possible solution. Regardless, they apparently chose to kill the animals before going through the appropriate process. ( Judy Smetana, CHR’s executive director, declined to answer questions for this column.) In general, I support the right of private land owners to do what they want on their land. If they want to build a vanity home that shows off their wealth and bad taste, that’s fine with me. They’re the ones who are stuck paying the tax bill. But killing a keystone species upon which our ecosystem depends is another thing. We all share in the long-term consequences of such actions. So what’s the county going to do about it beyond writing a letter? Whether officials choose to invoke civil or criminal penalties or make CHR write “We will not poison prairie dogs” on the blackboard 100 times remains to be seen. Kim Sanchez, planning division manager with Boulder County’s land use department, says the alleged violations will be taken into consideration at the July 10 county commissioners meeting, where CHR hopes to win approval for additional buildings and other modifications to its property. Let’s hope so. If people think they can kill prairie dogs in violation of code and get away with it, prairie dogs are doomed. Perhaps this unhappy incident will reboot efforts to eliminate the state law that hinders prairie dog relocation and to win state and federal protection for the remaining prairie dog population. The time to do this is now — while there are still prairie dogs to protect. To learn more about the plight of the prairie dog and to help, go to www.prairiedogcoalition.org. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. Boulder Weekly

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cleaned up the mess, it turned the land along Rapid Creek into a linear park. That’s what Boulder ought to do preemptively. 2. Before doing anything, define a flood plain that more realistically defines the flood hazard area than the one Boulder has now. Boulder bases its flood planning on a putative “100-year flood,” a flood that has a 1 percent chance of happening in any given year. On Boulder Creek, peak flow from a flood that size would be about 11,500 cubic feet per second. But in 1976 there was a flood with a peak flow three times that size 30 miles north of Boulder (31,200 cubic feet per second in Big Thompson Canyon, 144 dead). And in 1965 there was one with peak flows about 15 times that size 40 miles south of Boulder (154,000 cubic feet a second on Plum Creek; that one sent a six-foot wall of water down the South Platte River that trashed the Denver rail yards and homes and businesses from Denver to Nebraska). Common sense says that Boulder’s flood risk is a lot bigger than the city assumes. The peak flow of the Rapid City flood was 50,000 cubic feet per second. That’s probably closer to the sort of flood Boulder should be planning for. 3. Don’t expand the library in its current location. Move it to higher ground. Leaving it at its present location will sooner or later give a whole new meaning to the phrase “circulating library.” 4. For that matter, Boulder should give some serious thought as to whether it needs a new or expanded library at all. Within five years, probably everyone in town will have a tablet computer and access to millions of books online. There may not be much point in putting tens of millions of dollars into a building that fewer and fewer people will bother using. Buying the lending rights to digital books may be a better use for the money than spending it on bricks and mortar. 5. Assuming the city remains in denial about the flood danger in its civic heart and sets out to build stuff in harm’s way regardless, it should spend as little on it as possible. It shouldn’t try to build for the ages. If the flood doesn’t get its handiwork, chances are that within 20 or 30 years the next generation of Boulderites will conclude that the current generation of Boulderites didn’t have any taste and tear it down and build something new anyway. This is a good thing. A city that’s constantly reinventing itself can be a cool place to live. 6. Don’t build a “municipal campus.” That’s a great way to screw up the civic Boulder Weekly

heart of Boulder. Government workers go home at 4:30 p.m. and the municipal campus turns into a no-man’s land. Boulder would be better off putting an amusement park or a skating rink in the area than a bunch of public buildings. 7. If you want mixed-use development in the civic heart, make sure the commercial space is built first. If the residential space is built first, the new occupants will turn into instant NIMBYs and prevent the commercial

space from ever being built. 8. The most useful thing Boulder could build in its civic heart is more parking lots, starting with the area around the Farmers’ Market, which would help keep the Farmers’ Market downtown. Yeah, I know a lot of preening greens think parking lots are the work of Satan and Dick Cheney, but the truth is that apart from being really useful, parking lots function as urban open space. They prevent the

construction of big office and apartment buildings that blot out the view of the mountains and turn streets into sunless canyons in the winter. Having lived in Boulder when Walnut Street was a strip of parking lots from 9th to 15th street, and when it was a strip of 55-foot buildings, I’d go back to the parking in a heartbeat — for urban quality of life reasons. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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etting a definitive answer as to whether hydraulic fracturing of gas wells, better known these days as fracking, is contaminating the air and the water in Erie is a pretty tall order. For instance, one study says the air is more polluted than Los Angeles’ brown cloud on a smothering summer day, and then the next two reports claim the air is perfectly safe to breathe. It’s understandably a bit confusing for most people. But for the politically cynical among us, this type of contradiction comes as no surprise. Too Protesters march down Meller Street in Erie on Saturday, June 2. The group often these days, scientific research marched from the Erie Community Park tends to find whatever the parties to the Canyon Creek well site near Red Hawk Elementary. paying for the research want it to find, and this is particularly true when there are hundreds of billions of dollars at stake, as is the case with oil and gas extraction. But while the science may be a challenge to interpret, the damage from fracking in Erie is not. Fracking, more particularly the radically opposing views over fracking and the devastating fear and Longmont and even Boulder. On its emotional toll that accompany the con- current trajectory, Erie or any of these troversy, are clearly contaminating the towns could be headed down the same community and polluting the neighbor- path that has thrown other communiliness of people in Erie as well as other ties from Wyoming to Texas to Boulder County communities such as Pennsylvania into their own versions of

A town divided

How fracking is transforming Erie By Hadley Vandiver

a fracking civil war. Too often these days in Erie, caring smiles have turned into downcast eyes. Friendly waves have become fists in the air. Yard signs once reserved for the casual political endorsement or a garage

sale now carry messages like “Keep the frack out of my water” or “Frack no.” Even laughing children have been converted into warriors with painted faces, leading the anti-fracking cheers for protest marches. Erie is embroiled. Longmont resident Rod Brueske remembers down to the hour when fracking became an issue in his life and the lives of his family members. “My wife was out here pruning the trees on Jan. 9, probably around 8 in the morning, and there were a bunch of trucks across the street,” Brueske says. “They told us they were building an oil well, and it went up in just a couple of days. It was like an army of trucks. And every time they would start drilling, our entire house would shake.” Brueske, his wife and their two children live on a farm at the border between Weld County and Boulder County. Within view of his front porch are four different well sites. Go a little farther down the road and there are even more. If you know what they look like, you’ll find that well pads frequently dot the landscape around the border of Boulder see FRACKING Page 12

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Commissioner says impersonator sending cash to right-wingers in his name by Jefferson Dodge

oulder County Commissioner Will Toor says someone has been attempting to mar his well-earned liberal reputation by sending right-wing groups money in his name. Toor, former mayor of Boulder, says he and his wife started receiving letters from conservative organizations in late March regarding donations they never made. First there was a letter from the John Birch Society on March 28, thanking Toor’s wife for her $20 gift. Then came a letter from the Tea Party Patriots thanking the couple for their “very generous and much-needed special gift of $20,” Toor says, laughing. “I’m pretty sure we’ve never given anything to the Tea Party Patriots.” The unknown person tried to send a contribution in Toor’s name to FreedomWorks, but the mailing address was incorrect, and since the return address was Toor’s, it arrived in his mailbox. He says the envelope contained a $20 bill wrapped in a yellow sheet of paper with the handwritten sentiment: See WILL TOOR Page 14

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An Encana well across the street from

Rod Brueske’s home in Erie, which can and Weld counties. be seen in the background. The well Oil and gas drilling in the was constructed in January, and Brueske believes it might be the source area is not a new thing. Even of some of his family’s health problems. Brueske admits that there were wells around his house even before he and his family moved in, although he says they were “regular” wells, not fracking wells. “These regular wells were fine, but once they started fracking, all our problems started,” Brueske says. “I came out here on the night of my son’s sixth birthday, and there was a slight breeze out of the southeast. You know when you touch a nine-volt battery to your tongue and you get that metallic feeling? Well that was how the air tasted that night.” Brueske immediately called Encana, the gas company with wells around Erie, Longmont and Hadley Vandiver Boulder, as well as the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission (COGCC), to ask what the metallic taste was. He was told that it was probably from benzene, a chemical byproduct of fracking. “And I was scared when they told me that,” Brueske says. “I asked if I should get my family out of here, if that benzene is dangerous, and they said that was up to me. But how am I supposed to know if being exposed to this is really dangerous? This is my family and this is our home. We’re exposed to this every day, inundated with it 24/7, and they won’t even tell me if I should try to get away from it or not.” One night after the wells across the street from his house went online, Brueske says his son sustained a nosebleed “that just wouldn’t stop,” for no apparent reason. Encana began construction on its Though he cannot directly correlate the Canyon Creek well site, which sits near two, Brueske believes that his son’s the school and houses eight natural gas nosebleed may be related to his expowells. This became the main focus for sure to fracking chemicals. Erie Rising’s protests, as the group Brueske is not the only one around voiced concerns about the safety of who believes that fracking might have children attending a school with a well something to do with family health site so close. problems. A group of mothers in Erie Though Leonard and her family formed Erie Rising last year, and have live less than five minutes from Red since been loudly outspoken against Hawk Elementary, she has already fracking in Erie and surrounding areas. pulled her children from the school. Wendy Leonard, who moved to “I just can’t risk my kids going to Erie from Virginia two years ago, says that school anymore,” Leonard says. that her children have had gastrointes“We have no way of knowing if fracktinal issues ever since their move. Her ing is the problem because they won’t children once attended Red Hawk test it. But even if they did test it and Elementary School, the school that found that they were safe right now, recently gained media attention as what are the long-term effects? What if

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Rod Brueske and son Arden on their family farm

my kids get cancer because they have been exposed to these chemicals for so long? I’m not willing to wait around to see what happens.” Leonard and her family have plans to move to Louisville to escape the fracking wells. Thankfully, she and her husband had not yet bought their house in Erie, so they will not have to worry about trying to sell the house before they can move. “We were waiting to buy a house until we found a place that we wanted to settle,” Leonard says. “And we were ready to settle in Erie. But then this came about, and we decided we couldn’t anymore. I would so much rather stay in Erie, but I can’t risk the health of my kids, and I won’t buy a house in Erie

while all this drilling is going on.” Others, however, have not had such an easy time moving. Leonard’s neighbors also decided to move because of the drilling rigs springing up around them, but were unable to sell their home. They relocated to Niwot, but their Erie home now sits empty, unwanted by the owners and without any prospects for new buyers, Leonard says. Two of the other Erie Rising mothers, April Beach and Angie Nordstrum, are also looking into moving their families out of Erie at the earliest opportunity. It seems that an exodus of people from Erie might be on the horizon. But some Erie residents believe that the departure of these outspoken individuals might be just what the town needs. And if there is anyone who knows how things work in Erie, it is Alan Wise. His family has had a home and farm in Erie for more than 140 years, and in his 70 years, Wise has seen many an industry and many a family come and go. “If you go back far enough, we used to have coal mines here, that’s what started Erie,” Wise says. “And then after that there were oil wells. People want to complain about something. They complained about the oil wells before and now fracking comes along and that’s just another new thing they can jump on.” After first hearing about fracking last year, Wise began doing some research of his own to see what all the fuss was about. Wise says he found a lot of people loudly speaking out against fracking, but that their concerns were based on feelings and not hard facts. “It’s a perfectly good way to get natural gas, it seems to me,” Wise says. “I don’t believe that fracking is making people sick. I think that kids can get sick from several different things. There’s lots of kids around and they’re gonna get sick, but it’s more or less a coincidence. I can’t believe that the drilling has anything at all to do with it.” In the past few months, Wise has seen rising tensions in the community as people become angrier and more divided over the issue. For him though, the solution to the problem is fairly simple. Boulder Weekly

news “It’s been a part of life here forever, and it’s a natural thing,” Wise says. “This is where all the coal and natural gas is, so if you want to be here, you just deal with it. If you don’t like it, move somewhere else.” There are others in Erie besides Wise who think that all the fuss festering around gas development in the town is causing some of the biggest problems. “I’m afraid Erie Rising is just going to cost Erie money and not do any good,” says Richard Lesser, an Erie resident for the past 12 years. “There have been local communities that have tried to fight drilling in their neighborhoods without cause, and its cost them hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees, and in the end they did not win. They did not win because they didn’t have a good case. They just went to court thinking that they could pull something off, that they might get something because of all this community pressure, but the rules in place are sound, and all they did was collect their community’s money.” As demonstrated by the plight of Pavillion, Wyo., where fracking has been a divisive issue for more than a decade, there are still more problems that can come from the loud nature of the protests in Erie, Lesser says. “There’s no correlation between property values dropping and nearby drilling,” Lesser says. “However, with lots of headlines about it, and with lots of people pushing out inaccurate information, we could start to see that.” Lesser echoes Wise’s sentiment that most of the concerns around fracking are unproven and based on fear rather than fact. The leaders of Erie Rising are utterly distraught, he says, and there is no test, no measurement and no facts that will prove to them that the air in Erie is safe to breathe. “Nothing will convince them that this can be safely done,” Lesser says. “And if that’s the case, then how can you have a discussion with these people? Their minds are made up.” That their minds are made up is certainly true. Leonard, Brueske and the rest of the Erie Rising members are bound and determined to see fracking removed from their communities. But they would counter the arguments of Lesser and Wise by saying that oil companies should prove fracking is safe before drilling begins, not after. Because of the conflicting science, the concerns and the arguments on both sides are legitimate and impassioned. But whatever the truth might Boulder Weekly

be about the safety of fracking in the Erie area, one thing is certain: Erie is changing. And if both sides can’t find a way to work together on the fracking issue, then both sides will suffer the same fate, as Erie’s quality of life declines and its economy, including its housing market, are put at risk. Like it or not, Pandora is out of her box, and it will likely take all of the residents of Erie to put her back in. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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t took nearly three weeks, but Boulder Weekly finally obtained the phone records of District Attorney Stan Garnett for the morning of May 16, when Garnett discussed financial disclosure allegations against Boulder City Councilmember George Karakehian with City Attorney Tom Carr. State open records laws say disclosures should normally be made within three business days of such requests. The Weekly was following up on claims against Karakehian made by local political gadfly Seth Brigham, who was slapped with a restraining order by the city after claiming, among other things, that the councilmember did not fully disclose his financial interests in a required campaign form before his re-election last fall. Garnett abruptly closed an investigation into the claims after speaking to Carr by phone, shortly after telling BW the inquiry would take about two weeks. Carr’s office produced his phone records within three days of a BW request. After Boulder Weekly asked for incoming and outgoing calls on the direct line of Garnett between the hours of 8 a.m. and noon on May 16, Chief Deputy District Attorney Karen

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want my name associated with these groups,” says the term-limited commissioner, whose tenure ends this year. “I don’t know whether I’ll run for anything in the future, but if I do, I sure wouldn’t want somebody looking up that I’m a member of the John Birch Society. It made me wonder if they’re doing this to other people.” Boulder County Democratic Party Chair Dan Gould told Boulder Weekly that he has not heard of any other similar cases. Garnett said Tuesday that his office is still looking into whether there is legally any criminal charge to pursue, but most likely, Toor’s remedies would fall under civil law — assuming the person is identified, that is. Toor says he wanted to go on record exposing the fraud before the perpetrator tries to use the fabricated ties against him. And he’s got plans for the money that was in the envelope. “The $20 that was returned is going directly to the Obama campaign,” he says with a laugh. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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nhale. Exhale. No, really, take a breath in. And then another. And then one more. At least one of those three breaths was supplied by the ocean. About half of the air we breathe comes from phytoplankton in the ocean.

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Just in case you weren’t convinced that what’s in our water matters, think about that — all our waterways are connected, and our water and our air are connected. And think about the plastic bottles that you’ve tossed in the trash ending up in the ocean, where they collect in gyres and slowly break down to microparticles that can no longer be separated from the phytoplankton around them. That stuff making the air we breathe? It’s fighting for real estate with plastic we threw away. And then the plastic gets eaten by the little fish, which are eaten by bigger fish, which are eaten by us. The mercury and the PCBs all those organisms up the food chain have eaten — that ends up in us. That’s stressful, right? So just think about the ocean. The waves, the lap-

ping water, the endless blue. Feeling calmer? More creative? There’s some science on that connection, too. Even landlocked Colorado residents are connected to the ocean — but making people here more aware of how we’re connected to the watery 70 percent of our planet and what we can do to protect the ocean from here, on land, is the mission of Vicki Goldstein, founder of the Colorado Ocean Coalition. It’s the only ocean conservation organization in a land-locked state in the country, she says. And she looked. Before Goldstein moved inland, she spent a career teaching people about the oceans on either coast, working for the College of the Atlantic and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, and running Save Our Shores, an ocean conservation organization in California. Then she took some time off to raise her kids before her husband’s career brought the family

to Boulder. “By the time I got here, I honestly felt like a crustacean ready to molt, bursting with the need to get back to my career,” she says. So Goldstein went back to it — ocean or no ocean. “I launched the Colorado Ocean Coalition a year and a half ago with the idea that you don’t have to see oceans to take care of them,” she says. Oceans don’t just belong to coastal nations. And neither is it possible to care for them only from the states around the edges of the continent. “No matter where you live on this planet, it all flows to the ocean and the animals there consume it,” she says. Raising awareness and political will leads to more of both of the methods oceans need to protect them: Day-today choices by consumers that keep our waters in mind, and legislation to better protect them. Three main issues compromise the

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health of our oceans, and all of them can come from anywhere in the country: problems with fish, plastics and ocean acidification. “We’ve depleted about 90 percent of big fish species since about 1950,” says Synte Peacock, an ocean and climate research scientist at the National Center for Atmospheric Research. “The question is, can we preserve those, or are those going to go the way of the dinosaur and become extinct?” What’s left of these fish are becoming increasingly toxic, Peacock says. Fish are bioaccumulating toxins like mercury that have run into the ocean, and the bigger the fish, like a mackerel, marlin or orange roughy, the bigger the dose of mercury. “If we put toxins into the ocean, it comes back into us if we eat fish,” Peacock says. There’s also the issue of garbage, and most of the garbage in the ocean is plastic. Plastics don’t biodegrade, they only break down to pieces small enough to be consumed by fish and other organisms — and can eventually end up being consumed by humans as they eat fish. “If we throw our plastic into the ocean, it’s not gone forever,” Peacock says. “It’s a cycle. It doesn’t go away, so as we pollute the ocean with plastic it comes back to haunt us.” An estimated 90 percent of the trash in the ocean is plastic, which collects in gyres, where there are six pounds of plastic for every pound of plankton, Peacock says. The most well See BLUE COLORADO Page 18

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known of these, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, is estimated to be the size of Texas. It sounds like the job for a big net and some garbage barges, but it’s not that easy. “Much of it you can’t even see because plastic breaks into little pieces. … It’s this soup of plastic and plankton that you cannot separate,” Goldstein says. “You can never really clean up these gyres. You have to stop it at the source, and the source in all of this is on land.” A ban on single-use plastic bags shouldn’t even be a question. Another issue facing the ocean is acidification. Carbon dioxide in the atmosphere — emissions from cars and coal power plants — also ends up in the ocean. Though the ocean has often been viewed as endless, the chemical composition of the ocean shifts as it intakes more carbon dioxide, and the water becomes more corrosive. “It’s bad news for anything with a shell,” Peacock says. More acidic waters can dissolve shells and corals, which has implications that work their way up the food chain. Individually, people can only change so much. Consumers always have the option to make smarter choices when buying seafood, and can look to the apps and pocket guides available to help. Single-use plastics are also a daily decision. Acidification is where legislation, and international cooperation, come into play. The U.S. isn’t even the top emitter for carbon dioxide anymore, and while every little reduction from a new bike or bus rider helps, global changes can only come through changes to industry, likely mandated by legislation here and in other countries around the world. “It’s truly global,” Peacock says. “The plastics is too, but that’s something that we can really be conscious, you can really start making a difference instantly, like, today. ... The CO2 problem, the acidification problem, that’s going to require international policy to make difference.” Because everything eventually washes downstream, many of the choices we make for a healthier planet have repercussions in our oceans. “People don’t often think you are 18 June 14, 2012

protecting the environment by going to the farmers’ market,” Goldstein says. But what’s on our farms and lawns makes a huge affect. Nitrogen-based fertilizers pouring into the oceans create dead zones. Phytoplankton bloom in response to the fertilizer, but then die in massive quanities, and when they decompose, they remove oxygen from the water, creating low oxygen or zero oxygen areas. Anything that swims into one of those areas can suffocate. Divers who pass through a zero oxygen area might see belly up dead crabs, schools of dead fish and water thick with sediment. The dead zone at the mouth of the Mississippi River is 3,000 to 5,000 square miles. At 3,000 square miles, both Delaware and Rhode Island could fit inside it. There are an estimated 400 dead zones in the world, and they’re expected to increase in count and size as population and subsequently food production increase. But dead zones often depend on that supply of fertilizer. “If you stopped putting the fertilizer in … you’d see an immediate response in the ocean,” Peacock says. As soon as those waters are reoxygenated, they come back to life. It’s not impossible. It’s not even unlikely that, once people understand these issues, they’ll take action. The documentary Ocean Frontiers tells stories of collaborations among fishermen and conservationists, shipping lanes and whale researchers, to work toward greater ocean health. One of the stories they tell is of a group of Iowa farmers who went to the Gulf of Mexico. They boarded the boats of local fishermen. They fished. They talked with those fishermen about their shared depen-

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dency on the whims of Mother Nature to provide. They heard about those dead zones. And they went home and created wetlands near their fields, natural water filters that would remove almost half the nitrogen from the water they sent downstream. “For many of them it was the first time they’d been to the Gulf of Mexico, and they really were just blown away by what they saw, and they realized immediately how important of a resource it was and how important the fishing economy was to the area,” says Karen Meyer, producer of Ocean Frontiers. “They felt an enormous sense of responsibility to do whatever they could to help out their counterparts, basically, in the Gulf.” The consistent doses of news that show our oceans are in trouble and facing increasing demands caused Meyer to look for what answers people were coming up with to handle the issues. She and co-producer Ralf Meyer spent two years working to record those stories of collaboration among biologists, global shipping companies and energy executives, fishermen and conservationists. Their film will be shown at the Dairy Center on June 21 in an event hosted by the Colorado Ocean Coalition. The stories in Ocean Frontiers illustrate the point that Goldstein and Peacock have argued. “What we do, wherever we are in the country, makes a huge difference and is of huge importance as we work to turn the tide of ocean health,” Meyer says. “Whether you’re a farmer in Iowa or in Colorado or you’re just a homeowner, there’s concerns about over-fertilizing our lawns and the runoff that comes from our parking lots

and our cities. All of that makes its way into our oceans.” Connecting the pieces to collaborate and apply an ecosystem-based approach is key to protecting oceans and the life they support, including us. “It doesn’t matter what the state of Mississippi does in terms of cleaning up the runoff and what goes into the river — it does help, but they have 36 other states that are draining into the Mississippi as well,” Meyer says. “That’s why they realized all of the Gulf states need to work together because we all depend on this same body of water, the Gulf of Mexico. Then they took it a step further and said we need to bring the Mississippi River basin states into this. … In terms of how all of this relates back in to Colorado and the Midwest, the Mississippi River basin, what that example shows clearly is that there are issues that are so big that not one state can address them.” What Ocean Frontiers tries to do by film is what projects led by Wallace J. Nichols, Ph.D., like The Blue Marbles Project, have tried to do between people. BlueMarbles.org collects photos of people with blue marbles, a symbol of our blue planet, as a gesture of gratitude. Nichols, research associate at the California Academy of Sciences, has done the hard science and the research, and his questions have led back from sea turtles to people. Why do humans respond to the ocean the way they do? He’s come back to an emotional core, skipping the scare tactics, to get people talking about the blue portion of our planet. “Getting people to care about the ocean when they’re in Los Angeles or Colorado, for that matter, is hard,” he says. “Just out of sight, out of mind, if you’re not a scuba diver you kind of go, what does it matter, and that’s the base state of most people in the world.” People get loaded up with statistics, like that three-fourths of the planet is covered with water, 80 percent of the biodiversity in the world is in the oceans and more than 90 percent of the habitat on our planet is oceanic. Then they wander away with information overload and not a lot of thoughts about what to do with all those numbers. But tap into the personal and you Boulder Weekly

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start getting somewhere. body’s mood, and it makes them feel “When you explain something so generally good and generally relaxed.” personal as how you feel when you’re Neuroscientists, who have studied next to or in or on water and your the human brain on red wine and memories of that, that grabs people chocolate, haven’t yet studied your and they remember, ‘Oh yeah, when I brain on the water. walk on the beach I feel good and The Journal of Science did release a relaxed and I think new thoughts,’” paper in 2009 that indicates that lookNichols says. “And that’s a really good ing at the color blue doubles creativity. starting point “When Neil Osborne for building you’re looking Blue Marbles connects people empathy from at water, you through a visual metaphor for our small, blue planet. more of an relax, your environmental heart rate point of view. slows, your Loading people stress decreases up with facts and your creand scary sceativity increasnarios is a really es,” Nichols terrible starting says. “People point. … But get insights when they’re love and empawalking on the thy are probashore or just bly more powresting in the erful. That’s bathtub. It’s why Coca-Cola really no suruses happiness prise, you put as their tag line your brain into and McDonald’s an optimal uses love in their tagline.” state for creative insights, versus just Coca-Cola has the benefit of a lab kind of chaotic stress of the day.” of neuroscientists to formulate that Trying to understand what happens stuff, but the ocean will probably never physiologically to us when we look at have the marketing budget of the the ocean connects to the overall converworld’s biggest soft drink company. So sation of the ocean, including how to a few lessons have to come by example. protect it. What it boils down to is the need to “Our planet is an ocean planet, so it have a URL and to get some people doesn’t really matter where you are, you together. That was the advice Nichols still live on an ocean planet,” Nichols gave Goldstein when she sat down with says. “Everything we do impacts the him and was just talking about starting ocean, and the ocean is downstream of the Colorado Ocean Coalition (the two our entire economy. It’s as simple as knew each other from conservation that.” work in California). Right then, he “Let’s get active, let’s try to save started a Facebook group page for her, this ocean,” Goldstein says. Boulder’s and she set off getting people together enthusiasm for the outdoors and the with Blue Drinks, monthly gatherings environment may translate to increased at Boulder bars and restaurants of awareness of these issues, and then everyone from ocean scientists to divers other states could catch on. to moms who just love the beach. “My fantasy would be to have a Even if the ocean isn’t accessible, Kansas Ocean Coalition and an Iowa rivers and lakes — or just your bathtub Ocean Coalition,” she says. — can provide a sense of calm and Her main event for the year, held comfort. Oct. 21-22, is “Making Waves,” “It seems like water puts us in a which features TED Talks-style premildly meditative state, but you don’t sentations from those with the ocean need to know how to practice meditaon their minds. This month, she’s tion to do that,” Nichols says. As a sci- hosting Blue Drinks at the Dairy entist, he says, he’s curious about the Center and following it up with the basic questions that tie people to the screening of Ocean Frontiers, which ocean. Meyer will be attending. The screen“Why are the favorite screen savers ing will be followed by a Q&A panel of people in the Midwest ocean scenes discussion. and why is the favorite sleep aid sound More information on the Colorado the sound of the ocean?” he says. “If Ocean Coalition can be found at you say the word ‘ocean’ in a crowded coloradoocean.org. room, just the word changes everyRespond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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difficult to imagine that Anthony Swofford, who once had sex with a girl in the same room as his dying brother and dined on greasy Waffle House food with a crack dealer and a couple of prostitutes, could become such a family man. In his new book, Hotels, Hospitals and Jails, a memoir taking place after the success of his New York Times bestselling military memoir, Jarhead, Swofford finds himself at an impasse in his life. Despite the slew of women he sleeps with on a regular basis — oftentimes cheating on multiple “girlfriends” in the same night — and living in a plush Manhattan apartment with a window view of jutting skyscrapers and seemingly endless possibilities, Swofford quickly turns to drugs and drinking as he deals with his family issues and the toll of his war experience. “I certainly wasn’t proud of that behavior,” Swofford says. “I was a 30-year-old ex-Marine

in New York City with money and time on my hands, and I was also recently divorced. I wasn’t married to any of these women. I chalked it up to all is fair is love and war.” Without the backdrop of war taking center stage, Hotels, Hospitals and Jails is a more intimate memoir, focusing on the dichotomy between Swofford and his estranged father. A Vietnam veteran once exposed to Agent Orange and now suffering from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) from years of smoking cigarettes, Swofford’s father, John, is perceived as being less of a father and more of a military buddy to his son. “My father, at some point, wanted to become my pal and my buddy and take me and my friends to strip clubs and hang out,” Swofford says. “What I wanted was a father — I could hang out with my buddies at bars and drink beers on the porch — I didn’t really want see SWOFFORD Page 24

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to do that with my father. He didn’t people and reading some kind of dark, recognize that.” and not always attractive, things about Swofford says part of joining the myself.” Marine Corps was to get a better In one of the more self-aware understanding of his father. moments of the novel, Swofford visits “I joined the Marine Corps in order disabled military veterans to sign copies to figure out something about my father of Jarhead and attend a dinner with and figure out this mystery, which was them, feeling out of place around peohis military service and especially his ple who have sacrificed limbs in service service in war. I needed to get close to of their country. the fire in order to understand him.” Reflecting back on his military Swofford’s novel goes back and experience, Swofford discussed some of forth between past and present experithe hardships veterans can face when ences with his father: In one scene, his returning to civilian life. father grabs him by the back of the “It takes some time to re-enter and neck as a small boy to show him the to feel safe and to come down from the dog feces he forgot to pick up on the high and the hyper-vigilance that is lawn. In another necessary in comscene, Swofford bat,” he says. “Even ON THE BILL: Anthony Swofford shakes with rage as if you don’t like the will be at the Boulder Book Store an adult as his guy — you can trust June 19 at 7:30 p.m. to discuss father makes racist him in the military, and sign copies of his new book. remarks while and you have the boasting of all the trust of others, and women he has slept that’s not always with (referring to himself as a “pussy true out in the civilian world. And I hunter” to his son) and encouraging find that that’s very confusing for veterAnthony to “let the venom out” that he ans.” knows his son feels for him. Despite the highs and lows of his That venom is best seen in the journey, Swofford is now happily marchapter “Letter from My Father,” where ried and a father of a 9-month-old Swofford takes his reader on a long, daughter. He admits it’s an outcome he sometimes self-indulgent tirade as he had hoped for but could never truly publishes once-private letters his father picture. sent him and responds with overly “When I was alone, I longed for it,” scathing defenses that quickly become a he says. “But I could never see it clearly one-sided “he said/he said” battle. enough to know that it might happen Now, as Swofford waits in a San for me.” Francisco hotel to pick his father up Now that it has, Swofford says it’s from the airport before a book reading helped him understand his own father of Hotels, he wonders what his father better. will think of his latest memoir. “It allows me to see him as a more “I’m a little nervous,” he says. “I love complicated man than I might have in my father, and I would hate for a book the past,” he says. “I think about fatherthat I’ve written to get in the way of hood much differently than I imagine this reconciliation we’ve made after my father ever did. I think of it as both some tough years.” a privilege to be the father to this beauPart of those tough years involved tiful little baby and also a journey in the death of his older brother Jeff, who that every day I need to wake up and passed away from cancer and whose do what I can to be the best father I can be that day.” death provides some of the more emoFor now, Swofford says he’s done tionally significant pieces of writing in Swofford’s book, giving more context to with memoirs, but would still like to continue on the nonfiction track. what caused the disconnect between “I want to find a good topic or subfather and son to grow. Swofford at times treats his novel as ject that I can dig into for a while and write a compelling nonfiction narramore of a therapeutic diary, spilling a tive,” he says jumbled mix of emotions onto paper The future for Swofford seems less that might be less riveting to readers had he not found success in Jarhead. As likely to hold hotels, hospitals and jails, as he optimistically talks about his plans he prepares for one of his first public with his father for the day. book readings, he considers how audi“I’m going to pick him up and we’re ences will react. gonna go for a drive,” he says. “He’s “It’s been a while since I’ve read gonna hear me read from my book in a from a memoir,” he says. “When I was Sacramento book store, and we’ll probwriting the book, my head was kind of ably have some pizza afterwards and in the sand, and I was working away hang out with some friends.” and not thinking about the moment Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com when I’d be standing in a room with 50 Boulder Weekly

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ichard Thompson is the guitar player’s guitar player, one of those described with hushed reverence by those who know. Some years ago, Bob Mould (Hüsker Dü, Sugar) commented that watching Thompson play made him want to mothball his instrument. For 45 years, Thompson has made music in various formations, never achieving more than modest commercial success, while critics have greeted his work with near-universal, bendedkneed genuflection. He uses a hybrid of pick and finger plucking, forging warm, rich folk tones abetted by a sinewy baritone. In an interview we had several years back, he commented puckishly, “The secret to my success is my continued failure.” He’s famously self-deprecating, but the point remains that for Thompson, success has always been inwardly defined, going all the way back to the influential British folk group Fairport Convention, for which he played guitar from 1967 to 1971. “Very early on I realized we might skate the margins of the charts, but we were never going to be up there as contenders. So we had to have a different attitude and view success differently,” Thompson says from his Los Angeles home. “You have to have success on your own terms, as opposed to other people’s terms. You might make a record that’s commercially a flop but you feel

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sang most of the lyrics, many of them choices, after all — and thus had to derived from her interest in poetry but learn how to be a lead singer. His wife’s also influenced by ’80s pop and new replacement, no less. wave — lurking somewhere between “I’ve been doing a lot of singing, Martha Davis and Kristin Hersh. As a getting more comfortable with my natural performer, she was out front voice. … The other guys give me shit while Kaufman gave sometimes, thinking the songs structure we should get someand a trained bluesone to come in and do ON THE BILL: My Evil and-rock guitarist’s them, but that’s a hard Twin plays the Laughing Goat on Thursday, June 14. Show edge from a half-step thing for anyone to do. starts at 9 p.m and is free. behind her. For me, the beauty of 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303It was the kind of doing it this way and 440-4628. balance that worked doing these songs, and seamlessly when they learning how she did were in form, which them, and all the could be a challenge in the face of frenuances that she put into them — the quent turnover of other band members, inflections and the wordplay — putting which continually changed the mix and them out with my own vocal chords, it the texture. almost brings her into the room with MET’s treks across Boulder clubs, me.” extinct and otherwise, extend back into So working at the periphery of the the early ’90s. Kaufman and D’Crago Boulder music scene, My Evil Twin met at a Salmonheads-sponsored open goes on. Kaufman recalled a night when stage night at Brandy’s, now Boulder D’Crago, exhausted and sick, couldn’t Blues & Greens. Mid-week gigs at joints manage to get out of bed for a gig, and like J.J. McCabe’s and The Cricket kept Kaufman blurted out in frustration, them reasonably busy, and the band “My Evil Twin is dead!” probably played its single biggest gig in No, she pleaded, My Evil Twin can Boulder at the Boulder Theater in 1996, never die. when they opened a mostly full subdudes “I was reading something that [area gig. Kaufman was also busy in the local songwriter-turned-promoter] John Dead community, and in 2005 he won Quill wrote,” Kaufman says, “about all the bands he could remember from the Phil Lesh Wolf Scholarship award, back when he was doing his One Stop largely on the strength of an MET tape thing. And our name was in there, he sent to Lesh personally, earning a along with The Feds, and Steak, and shot to play Garcia’s old guitar with Phil Hobbledehoy, and a thousand other and Friends at the Fillmore. names that have come and gone … into Kaufman decided to keep the band the dustbin of history, I guess. more or less as it was before D’Crago’s “And we’re still here. She was right.” passing — keeping it or walking away Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com from it would have been equally cruel Boulder Weekly

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was successful artistically. In a sense that’s what you should be pursuing, though the persuasion of the marketplace tends to dictate otherwise.” Though he was in Fairport Convention and continues to be a major folk circuit draw, Thompson is also a terrific blues-psych guitarist (just witness his nine-minute breakdown of Donovan’s “Season of the Witch”). Since the millennium he’s been on a particular hot streak — from 1999’s electric suburban slam Mock Tudor to 2003’s spare, understated pastoral folk The Old Kit Bag to 2005’s acoustic release Front Porch Ballads and the witty, textured rock of 2007’s Sweet Warrior. Though they haven’t created much stir, they’re among the finest adult rock you’re likely to hear. For a long time Thompson was a major label prestige act, the kind trotted out to impressionable young bands as a sign they support “real artists.” He was the kind of low-selling/highrespect artist that labels could afford to keep just for the points it won them from other artists and critics. That came to an end when the business’s economics changed after the millennium, and Thompson’s taken advantage of his newfound indie freedom to tackle a wide variety of projects. Aside from the aforementioned studio albums, Thompson also recorded the 2005 soundtrack to Werner Herzog’s Grizzly Man, explored old orchestral and folk music on the appropriately titled “cover” album Boulder Weekly

1000 Years of Popular Music, and recently premiered a three-song cycle for orchestra titled Interviews with Ghosts. Thompson — who says he witnessed the ghost of Anne Boleyn while touring the palace of Henry VIII — became intrigued by alleged transcriptions of conversations with ghosts. It’s part of a forthcoming album of the same name — though not all of it’s about ghosts. Besides chasing apparitions, Thompson has also cornered a local rhythm section for a “commando raid kind of band.” He saw them as perfect for situations like festivals or short jaunts where flying in his far-flung backing band wouldn’t make economic sense. After he began composing he took a shine to the format. “You lack some harmonic definition that you get from a rhythm guitar or a keyboard,” he says. “But because of the musicians I have in the trio, it works because they’re able to fill in some of the missing parts.” They recorded the album in Nashville at Buddy Miller’s (Emmylou Harris, Robert Plant) home studio, cutting 16 tracks in four days. They’ll finish mixing it when he returns from tour. He’s excited about it. “We did it ridiculously quickly,” he says. “It was just stupid. But it sounds great. It turned out surprisingly funky, sort of a new genre — folk-funk. It’s quite snappy, somewhere between Judy Collins and Bootsy Collins.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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he Bard is back, baby! For the 55th time, the Colorado Shakespeare Festival brings ol’ Will back to Boulder. This year’s annual celebration of one of the world’s greatest playwrights showcases two Shakespeare, one Shakespeare-related and two non-Shakespeare plays: Twelfth Night, Richard III, Women of Will, Noises Off and Treasure Island. The festival kicked off last weekend in splendid style Geoffrey Kent, left, as with Twelfth Night. Orsino, and Kate Berry, as One of Shakespeare’s classic Viola, star in Twelfth Night. comedies of mistaken identity, Twelfth Night opens with a shipwreck — dramatically occurring off stage in this version — that leaves twin siblings, Viola (Kate Berry), and Sebastian ( Josh Robinson), thinking that the other has drowned. Viola makes it to shore and quickly gains employment Olivia. Though Olivia cares not for from Orsino (Geoffrey Kent), the Duke Orsino, she becomes enamored of of Illyria, as his servant and trusted Viola, thinking her a young gentleman. adviser. For her part, Viola has fallen for But wait just a moment. How could Orsino, and thus an unusual and unusua woman in Shakespeare’s time have ally funny love triangle is born. held the post of trusted adviser to a Or maybe it’s a love parallelogram? duke? If you’re thinking that she Olivia’s steward, Malvolio (Timothy couldn’t have, you get a gold star and a McCracken), secretly longs to be his seat at the front of the class. Viola dismistress’s husband. Being an uppity guises herself as a man, and the duke, social climber, his desires are turned along with everyone else in Illyria, against him by the practical joking of swallows her ruse hook, line and sinker. Olivia’s head female servant, Maria As Orsino is smitten with the (Leslie O’Carroll); Olivia’s uncle, Sir Countess Olivia (Rachel Fowler), Toby Belch (Logan Ernstthal); Sir Viola’s primary tasks as his aide involve Toby’s drinking buddy and rival suitor delivering Orsino’s regular romantic to Olivia, Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Ian entreaties to the utterly uninterested Anderson); and Fabian ( Jamie Ann

costuming, lighting and the rest are up to the CSF’s high standards, Director Philip C. Sneed really stuck the landing with his castON THE BILL: Twelfth Night ing. Geoffrey plays through Aug. 4 at the Kent brings Colorado Shakespeare Festival on the University of Colorado Boulder his trademark campus. Tickets are $10-$57. For mix of sly tickets or information, call 303-492humor and 0554 or visit www.coloradoshakes. org. understated pathos to Orsino. Logan Ernstthal’s Sir Toby Belch is a triumph of drunken buffoonery, and he possesses a surprisingly lyrical singing voice. As Viola, Kate Berry gets huge laughs dodging Olivia’s advances and doing the reverse Tootsie thing. Rachel Fowler’s performance flits effortlessly between serious and silly. Ian Anderson, playing the nearly witless Romero), another member of Olivia’s nobleman Aguecheeck, shows off his household. flawless comic timing as he did in mulThings become even more complitiple roles in last year’s CSF. Josh cated when Sebastian arrives in Illyria Robinson doesn’t get much stage time with Antonio (Stephen Weitz), an as Sebastian, but he fills every moment enemy of the state. Given that Viola with easygoing charm. In the latest in a and Sebastian are twins and that, rather line of cheeky roles, Leslie O’Carroll conveniently, they are dressed remarkmakes acting look easy. And Jamie Ann ably alike, soon everyone is mistaking Romero gets every inch of distance posone for the other. Sometimes, as when sible out of her supporting role as Olivia professes her love to Sebastian, Fabian. thinking he is Viola, things work out Seeing this crackerjack cast ply their for the better. Other times, as when trade in the beautiful Mary Rippon Antonio believes Viola to be Sebastian Outdoor Theatre is an experience I and entreats her for money he entrusted can’t recommend enough. They make to Sebastian and now needs desperately, Twelfth Night shine as the opening prothings work out less well. duction in this year’s festival. Though Twelfth Night’s set design, Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Chief Niwot: Legend & Legacy. Boulder History Museum, 1206 Euclid Ave., Boulder, 303-449-3464. Through Nov. 25.

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Spirit Influence on Events of Human Life. 7-9 p.m. The Caritas Spiritist Center, 5723 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303 449-3066. Storytelling with Photography. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Taste of History Tasting Tour. 5-7 p.m. Downtown Longmont, 303-776-3611. Thursday Night Bike to Farm Ride. 4:30 p.m. 1770 13th St., Boulder, RSVP with Awe-Struck Adventures, 303-807-6634.

Friday, June 15 music April Verch Trio — With Chuck Hugenberg. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, 303-7771003. Bonnie and The Clydes. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Clark’s Quark. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Clay Kirkland — With Trunko & Briggs. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Finders & Youngberg. 9 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St., Boulder, 303-443-6461. The Gasoline Lollipops. 9:30 p.m. Waterloo, 809 S. Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. Ghostland Observatory. 7:30 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheatre, 18300 West Alameda Parkway, Morrison, www.redrocksonline.com. Homeslice Band. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s Bistro, 2675 N. Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Hymn for Her duo. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Jake Schepp’s Expedition Quartet. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Janine Gastineau & Her Rhythm. 7:30 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Patti Fiasco. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Quemando. 7 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

Got to Get It Out of My Head — Work by Bill Amundson. Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd. Arvada, 720-898-7200.

Quillion and Mechanical Dan — With Words In Flight and The Griffins. 5 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Last Men on Earth. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384. Wendy Woo. 8 p.m. The Rib House, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-RIBS.

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The Anxiety of Influence. University of Colorado Art Museum, 1085 18th St., Boulder, 303-492-8300. Through June 25. “Brainwashed” in the News. Manifest ART Gallery, 108 2nd Ave., Niwot, 303-652-0952. Through July 7. Gone Fishing — An interactive, digital media installation created by University of Colorado music, art and computer science students. University of Colorado Museum of Natural History, Henderson Building, 15th and Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Kevin Singleton, Richard Greening. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Viviane Le Courtois’ Edible? and Jason Rogenes’ Sp4c3cr4ft. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through June 17.

Mountain Ecology Center, 20 Lakeview Dr. # 107, Nederland, 720-722-4372. Ghost Tour of Historic Downtown Longmont. 6:30 p.m. Longmont, 303-776-3611. The Secret Garden — Presented by Tara Performing Arts High School. 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Nomad Theatre, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder, 303-440-4510. Sound Healing Meditation and Mini Workshop — With Kristina Sophia. 7-8:30 p.m. The Caritas Spiritist Center, 5723 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303 449-3066.

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Eat & Run — by Scott Jurek. 7:30 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

Full Body Burden: Growing up in the Nuclear Shadow of Rocky Flats — by Kristen Iversen. 7:30 p.m. Unity of Boulder Church, 2855 Folsom St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

Richard Schwass — Poetry reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore, 1203 13th St., Ste. A, Boulder, 303-579-1644.

“So, You’re a Poet.” 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628.

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Poetry Reading — Feng Chen, Tina Brown Celona and Sommer Browning. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore, 1203 13th St., Ste. A, Boulder, 303-579-1644. Saturday, June 16 Literary Salon — With Boulder Writers’ Workshop. 10:30 a.m. Villas at the Atrium, 3350 30th St., Boulder, boulderwritersworkshop.org.

Tuesday, June 19 Hotels, Hospitals and Jails: A Memoir — by Anthony Swofford. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074. Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore, 1203 13th St., Ste. A, Boulder, 303-579-1644. Wednesday, June 20

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The Crossing of Heaven: Memoirs of a Mathematician — by Karl Gustafson, Ioannis Antoniou. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

The Five Keys to Mindful Communication — by Susan Gillis Chapman. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder,

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The Broken Everlys. 9 p.m. Shine, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120. Burns Twice. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. Dechen Hawk — With A Murder of Prose. 7 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Elena Klaver — Benefit for Rocky Mountain Peace and Justice Center. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Valley Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 1241 Ceres Drive, Lafayette, www.rmpjc.org. Eleven Foot Fall. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384.

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This Week How much of your plastic do you recycle? • Everything but my bags, they go in the trash. • All of it. I take bags to Eco-Cycle. • I’ve eliminated plastic from my life. • I don’t recycle, I live under a rock.

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InProtect the new • Yes. summer edition academic of Boulderganic, freedom! we kick things • Nwith o. Keep them off articles on their toes! addressing the latesttoon • Maybe GMOs and fracking, offering fodder to volley at your next political debate, or simply to consider as the time to visit the ballot box approaches. But we wouldn’t want to leave you without some ideas for enjoying these sunny months. So we’ve included some fun and some food advice, including making better use of your lawn by tossing those weeds into a salad, getting outdoors to play in an eco-friendly way and nurturing our local creative projects.

Freebo. 5 p.m. 95 South 35th St., Boulder, 303-5798111. Little Goose — With Gibson County Crawlers, Liston’s Good Intent. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683.

Mojomama. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. The Other Side of Rabbi Joe Black & Julie Silver. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. Richard Thompson— With Clarence Bucaro. 7 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. Roda de Choro (Choro Circle Jam) — With Daniel Ondaro and friends. 7:30 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Ronnie Shellist Blues Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Sherrie Scott. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. STS9. 8 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheatre, 18300 West Alameda Parkway, Morrison, www.redrocksonline.com. Tennis/Paper Bird. 8 p.m. Chautauqua Auditorium. 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. The Indulgers. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. West Water Outlaws. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s Bistro, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Teresa Lynne and the Dreamboats. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Women’s Songwriter Showcase. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628.

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Into the Woods. Jesters Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-6829980. Through July 8. Legally Blonde. The Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-898-7200. Through July 1. Sweet Storm. Miners Alley Playhouse, 1224 Washington Ave., Golden, 303935-3044. Through July 8.

Boulder, 303-875-0276. All that Glistens is Not Gold — Try your hand at gold panning. 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. Boulder, location provided with registration, www.bouldercountyopenspace.org/ historyprograms or 303-776-8848. Boulder Farmers’ Market. 8 a.m. – 2 p.m. 13th Street between Arapahoe and Canyon, Boulder, www. boulderfarmers.org. Boulder Green Playhouse Competition and Auction — With the Colorado Green Building Guild. 3-6 p.m. Growing Gardens, located at 1630 Hawthorn Ave., Boulder, www.greenplayhouses.org. Gong Bath — For International Peace Prayer Day. Adi Shakti Kundalini Yoga Center, 2014 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-252-3962. Invasive Weed Removal — Remove spotted knapweed. 7:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Spruce Gulch, Boulder, 303-715-1010. Legend of the Sun — Performed by Guangxi Nanning Art Theatre. 7 p.m. Denver Performing Arts Complex’s Buell Theater, 1101 13th Street, Denver, 303-934-1773. Salsa Lessons and Dancing. 8:30 p.m. Millennium Harvest House Hotel, 1345 28th St., Boulder, 303-9983805. The Secret Garden — presented by Tara Performing Arts High School. 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. – Nomad Theatre, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder, 303-440-4510. Take Steps Walk Denver — Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation’s walk. 4-7 p.m. City Park, Denver, www. cctakesteps.org/Denver. Wildflower Hikes. 10 a.m. Register for location, boulderwalkingtours.com or 720-243-1376. World War II Era Ball — With the Hot Tomatoes, Boulder Swing Dance and aerialists.6 p.m. – 1 a.m. Boulder Airport, 3393 Airport Road, Boulder, 720-924-1945. Yoga Rocks the Park — With Jeanie Manchester, music by Jim Beckwith. 9:30 a.m. Boulder Public Library Lawn, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Sunday, June 17 music Acoustic Jam. 3 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Brent Crane — With Keaton Herzer. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. George Nelson. 6 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Jazz Jam — With Mark Diamond and Big Swing Trio. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., 303-443-3322. #Regeneration — Narrated by Ryan Gosling, featuring Noam Chomsky, Talib Kweli, Kallie Lasn, STS9 and Howard Zinn. 7 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

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Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4413100. SunSational Exhibit Activities. 10 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., 303-604-2424.

Friday, June 15 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303441-3100. Game Day Friday. 10:30 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., 303-604-2424.

Saturday, June 16 Art Stop. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122.

French/English Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4413100. Holmberg Preserve at Rock Creek Farm, Boulder 303-678-6219.

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Art Theatre. 7 p.m. Denver Performing Arts Complex’s Buell Theater, 1101 13th Street, Denver, 303-934-1773.

Sphere Chamber Ensemble. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s Bistro, 2675 N. Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

Rocky Mountain Corvette Club and the Down the Road Corvette Club. 9 a.m. Heritage Square, 18301 W. Colfax Ave., Golden, 720-965-1296.

Squash Blossom Boys. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886.

Salsa Dancing. 8 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683.

Taarka. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685.

Salsa Dancing at 8 p.m. Orquestra La Brava 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683.

Open Band Night. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384.

The Secret Garden — presented by Tara Performing Arts High School. 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Nomad Theatre, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder, 303-440-4510.

events First Annual Festival of the Faerie. 9 a.m. – 3:30 p.m. Festival Plaza, 309 S. Public Road, Lafayette, 303435-9267. Free Form Yoga. 10 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Hawaiian Hula Classes. 5:30 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Legend of the Sun — Performed by Guangxi Nanning

Wildflower Hikes. 10 a.m. Register for location, boulderwalkingtours.com or 720-243-1376.

Monday, June 18 music Brad Goode Jazz Jam. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. DAYUM. 10 p.m. Southern Sun, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886.

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events East West Wellness First Year Anniversary Celebration — Catered by Amy Ellis of Color Cuisine. East West Wellness, 1148 W. Dillon Road, Suite 1, Louisville, 303-554-1600.

Blue & Green. 7:30 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985.

Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

Collective Soul Performing Dosage and Other Hits. 7 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303786-7030.

Vana Vedu. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

The Hazel Miller Band. 6 p.m. Lakewood Heritage Center Visitor Center, 801 S. Yarrow St., Lakewood, 303-987-7845. Marlo & Farm Jazz. 8 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Open Bluegrass Pick. 8:30 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Tribute to the Queens of Country Music. 7 p.m.

Velvet Pelvis. 9 p.m. Shine, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120. Willie Bean and the Bluegrass Rangers. 6 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303834-9384.

events Colorado Water Gala — Celebrating the launch of two citizen ballot initiatives to protect Colorado water. 6:30 p.m. The Mercury Cafe, 2199 California St., Denver,

303-917-5160. Ethical Communication in an Inclusive Environment — With Safehouse Progressive Alliance for Nonviolence (SPAN). 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. SPAN Boulder Outreach Office, 835 North St., Boulder, 303-449-8623. How to Run a Successful E-Mail Marketing Campaign. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Safety Last — Chautauqua Silent Film Series. 7:30 p.m. Chautauqua Community House. 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. Wednesday Waltz Etcetera. 7 p.m. Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Road, Boulder, 303-449-5962.

Film on the Rocks — Tropic Thunder, with A Tom Collins and Ishe. 7 p.m. Red Rocks Amphitheatre, 18300 W. Alameda Pkwy., Morrison, 720-865-2494. Introduction to HTML 5. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. One Book One Boulder — Book discussion on Chief Left Hand. 7 p.m. Carnegie Branch Library, 1125 Pine St., Boulder, www.bplnow.boulderlibrary.org/one-bookone-boulder. “So, You’re a Poet” 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Song of the Untouchable — Boulder Public Library Cinema Program. 6:30 p.m. Canyon Theater, Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100. Trivia Quiz. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Web Design Transitions Certificate Program. 9 a.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-8750276.

Tuesday, June 19 music Bluegrass Pick. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Gasoline Lollipops. 9:30 p.m. Waterloo, 809 S. Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. Matt Fuller Group. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Garkow — with The Spin. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Open Stage. 7:15 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Ron LeGault Trio. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Singer/Songwriter Open Stage. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

events Barefoot Improv Jam Association — Public dance jam every Tuesday. 7:30-10:30 p.m.The Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 720-934-2028. Colorado Wine Tasting Dinner — Features wines from Cottonwood Cellars, Augustina’s, Garfield & Redstone Meadery. 6-9 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St., Boulder, 303-443-6461. Folk Dancing on the Plaza! — Free participatory dance program, includes instruction, no experience needed. 7-10 p.m. Outside on the Boulder Municipal Plaza beside the Dushanbe Teahouse, 1770 13th St., Boulder, 303 499-6363. Visual Storytelling for Non-Profits — Free Panel Discussion. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276.

Wednesday, June 20 music Allstars Acappella. 7:30 p.m., Nissi’s Bistro, 2675 N. Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Bands on the Bricks — With One on One & The Miles Apart Band. 5:30 p.m. 1300 block of Pearl Street, Boulder, 303-449-3774.

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A realistic, funny and, at times, heartbreaking look at dating, love and friendship told from the point of view of Tyler, a perpetual bachelor. Tyler follows a set of rules specifically designed to help him avoid emotional attachment. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

HYSTERIA

A lighthearted romantic comedy that tells the surprising story of the birth of the electro-mechanical vibrator at the very peak of Victorian prudishness. At Esquire — Landmark Theatres

THE AVENGERS 3D A team of superheroes including Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk and Thor unite to save the world. Rated PG-13. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT

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BATTLESHIP The classic naval combat game brought to life with plenty of visual effects and slowmotion action sequences. Rated PG-13. At Colony Square. BERNIE

America, a teenage girl competes in a nationally televised battle to the death against 23 of her peers. Rated PG-13. At Colony Square. — Los Angeles Times/ MCT

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Tom Cruise as a creepy, washed up former superstar ... Weird. Aren’t biopics supposed to star someone else pretending to be you? Not you as you.

Twelve-year-old Koichi lives with his mother and grandparents in a small town by a smoking volcano. His parents’ divorce has split the family, with his younger brother Ryu and their reckless rock musician dad living more than a hundred miles away. At Denver FilmCenter/ Colfax and Esquire. — Landmark Theatres THE INTOUCHABLES

Filmmaker Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused, Before Sunset) returns to his Texas roots for this delightfully poker-faced black comedy — based on a true story — about East Texas assistant funeral home director Bernie Tiede (Jack Black). Everyone loved and appreciated Bernie, so it came as no surprise when he befriended Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), an affluent widow who was as well known for her sour attitude as her fortune. Driven by her cruelty to put four bullets in her, Bernie goes to great lengths to keep up the illusion that she’s still alive. At Century and Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

and her unfolding plan to come out publicly. Using interviews with Chely, her family, her pastor and key players in Nashville interwoven with Chely’s intimate private video diaries, the film goes deep into her back story and then forward as she steps into the national spotlight. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society

Admiral General Aladeen is neither revealing nor inherently hilarious. In what could have been a powerful and insightful statement in the wake of the Arab Spring is mostly a tired retread of moderately funny vulgar jokes. Rated PG-13. At Century. — The Reader of Omaha, Neb.

The Intouchables, by French writer/directors Olivier Nakache and Eric Toledano, is the inspiring true story of two men who should never have met — a quadriplegic aristocrat who was injured in a paragliding accident and a young man from the projects. After Driss (Omar Sy) is hired as caretaker for Philippe (François Cluzet), they learn that sometimes you have to reach into someone else’s world to find what’s missing in your own. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres

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A group of British retirees (Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Maggie Smith) decide to “outsource” their retirement to less expensive and seemingly exotic India. Enticed by advertisements for the newly restored Marigold Hotel, they arrive to find the place a shell of its former self. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres

A vampire (Johnny Depp) is freed from his tomb after two centuries and set loose in the world of 1972. Rated PG-13. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks.

Every year, thousands of aspiring dancers enter one of the world’s most prestigious ballet competitions, the Youth America Grand Prix, where lifelong dreams are at stake. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

For more than 100 years artists and performers have lived and worked in the 165 studios atop Carnegie Hall, including Marilyn Monroe, Isadora Duncan, Barnett Newman, Norman Mailer, Marlon Brando, George Balanchine and Bill Cunningham. As the tenants were evicted to make room for renovations, Josef Birdman Astor began to film his vanishing neighbors, showing the power and frailty of this arts community. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater

BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW Panos Cosmatos’ moody sci-fi head trip is set within the confines of a stark and sterile laboratory circa 1983, where Dr. Barry Nyle is conducting tests on a young subject, a quiet and stunned girl named Elena. This human guinea pig is becoming aware of a power hidden deep inside of her. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society CASABLANCA

Set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II, an American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater CHELY WRIGHT: WISH ME AWAY

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If you’ve attended a women’s roller derby bout in the sport’s post-modern incarnation, you’ve seen the love, the pure addiction that drives tens of thousands of women around the globe to don fishnets, pseudonyms and the privilege of kicking each other’s asses. Emmy-winning filmmakers Robin Bond and Dave Wruck take you on a quest to learn why women’s flat track roller derby is the most controversial and fastest-growing sport in the world. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society DETACHMENT

Oscar winner Adrian Brody plays a substitute teacher who conveniently avoids emotional connections by drifting from classroom to classroom. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater THE DICTATOR Sacha Baron Cohen is back with a character that sports a funny accent and antagonizes others. Shock! But unlike Borat,

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Frank (Joel Murray) has had enough of the downward spiral of American culture, which he sees as overrun with cruelty, stupidity and intolerance. Divorced, recently fired and possibly terminally ill, Frank truly has nothing left to live for. But instead of taking his own life, he buys a gun and decides to take out his frustration on the cruelest, stupidest, most intolerant people he can imagine. Frank finds an unusual accomplice in a high school student named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr), and they embark on a nationwide assault on our country’s dumbest, most irritating celebrities. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society HEADHUNTERS Headhunters is an intense action thriller, as well as a provocative investigation into questions of betrayal, revenge and deadly ambition. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres HUNGER GAMES In the post-apocalyptic ruins of North

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The quest continues for Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Gloria the Hippo and Melman the Giraffe as they struggle to return to New York. This time, the path from Africa to America swings through Europe and tags along with a traveling circus. Rated PG. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. MEN IN BLACK III Seeing Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprise their roles as Agent J and Agent K, two representatives from a clandestine organization that protects us from aliens, is nothing new. But the addition of Josh Brolin as a younger version of Agent K and a surprisingly fun screenplay is something entirely different for the franchise. Let’s not call it good, but it’s light years from bad. Rated PG-13. At Century, June 14, 2012 43

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or a film that starts with an innocent schoolchild finding his teacher dangling from the classroom rafters by a scarf-turned-noose tied around her neck, Monsieur Lahzar is surprisingly upbeat. And not just for sickos who find schoolteacher suicide to be a great punch line. This Canadian nominee for Best Foreign Film at last year’s Oscars is a light-handed, wisely simple contemplation of grief, with a take-home message that could be summed up on a scrap of paper crammed into a fortune cookie: “Let it go.” Bachir Lazhar (Mohamed Fellag) is an Algerian immigrant. Well, not really an immigrant so much as a refugee, seeking asylum after his wife and children were killed in an act of terrorism. This seems like another good place to point out how surprisingly sweet and chipper the film is. Moving on. After the teacher mentioned in the first paragraph decided to play human pendulum, Lazhar wanders in off the street and instantly asks to take over her class, convincing the flustered principal to give him a chance. After all, who else would want to inherit elementary school kids who have been traumatized in a way Charlotte’s Web hadn’t yet achieved? Forced to teach in the same room, Lazhar begins slowly inching closer in particular to two students: Marie-Frédérique (Marie-Ève Beauregard) and Simon (Émilien Néron). The former is eloquent and reflective about the events, whereas the latter is all prepubescent rage. Writer-director Philippe Falardeau’s obvious plot, namely that by Lazhar helping the kids with their grief he is helping himself as well, is aided by his nuanced cast. Fellag is the epitome of deft understatement, choosing to do with a lip tremor or wayward glance what lesser actors would do with tears or balled-up fists. Even the children are

realistically guarded. When Simon’s confession is finally revealed, it feels so non-melodramatic that it is utterly and fantastically dramatic. Unquestionably, an understanding of Algerian history would influence and enhance the themes of the film. Having absolutely no appreciation for it whatsoever certainly doesn’t hurt though, as the message of releasing one’s selfblame for an inexplicable death is a theme spoken in a universal language. Scenes of Lazhar grilled about why he chose to “abandon his wife” if she was in such danger are no less poignant without an education in the politics of Algeria. If Falardeau’s film has a weakness, it lies within the supporting cast. If there is an argument being made about the handling of schoolchildren, it is both incomplete and incoherent. Half of Lazhar’s peers come off as puritanical fools and the other as simply daffy and confused. Even the conflict that hampers Lazhar’s employment isn’t handled with the same delicate efficacy that is given to his refugee hearings. But those few foibles aside, Monsieur Lazhar is a pleasant, kindhearted look at the saddest subject matter in the world. Although the film concludes with a decadently sweet and richly deserved shot, it almost felt like Lazhar had earned the right to simply walk out the door, open an umbrella and find Julie Andrews wherever she may be. This is a man who earned the right to be merry, or at least with Mary. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com —This review first appeared in The Reader of Omaha, Neb. Boulder Weekly

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See full review page 44. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater MOONRISE KINGDOM Set on an island off the coast of New England in the summer of 1965, director/ co-writer Wes Anderson’s comic romance/drama tells the story of two 12-year-olds, Sam (Jared Gilman) and Suzy (Kara Hayward), who fall in love, make a secret pact, and run away together into the wilderness. As various authorities try to hunt them down, a violent storm is brewing off-shore — and the peaceful island community is turned upside down in every which way. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres OPERA: ANNA BOLENA - MAGGIO MUSICALE FIORENTINO

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his May, local mountaineer Mike Moniz successfully summited Mount Everest (29,029 feet) and Lhotse (27,940 feet) only 24 hours apart. After consecutively climbing the word’s tallest and fourth-tallest mountains with the International Mountain Guide (IMG) Classic team, Moniz headed for home with an extremely rare contribution. Extreme for his plan to gather millions of data points from the highest peaks on earth, and rare because he plans to keep all the data in his head. In addition to completing personal mountaineering goals this climbing season, Moniz says he hopes to gain a deeper grasp of the impacts his mountain travels have had on his brain, and he is working with a team of brain scientists to study his brain. Medical studies have found that high-altitude mountaineering may affect the structure of the human brain, but researchers continue to investigate the function of mountaineers’ brains at high altitude. Climbers often describe their recovery as a delayed and lethargic thought process, clinically defined as bradypsychia. “Climbers that I’ve spoken to experience almost a fog, like a fog of war, after being off the big mountain, and it’s typically transient,” Moniz says. “And I think it may come out over time here in studies — that a lot of the cognitive issues that climbers face are almost like a hangover from being at high altitude. It could take a couple of

weeks or a month or so before you start to feel more crisp and articulate and capable of carrying on a coherent conversation.” The concern is that each summit attempt causes a person to essentially kill areas of their brain. Is climbing mountains causing brain damage? While the effect is common among high-altitude athletes, who, in severe cases, can experience hallucinations, the cause and extent of any lasting effects are not as well-known. Even with low oxygen and physical exertion virtually promising adverse health effects, a tribe of athletes makes its migration to Nepal every spring, willing to subject themselves to one of the most severe envi-

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ronments on earth. Moniz says he welcomed the physical challenge and joined the clans as they ventured to base camp. Given the potential health risks and recent medical studies, Moniz says he wondered whether he, too, would lose part of his mind on his ascent of the highest peaks on earth, or if previous research missed the crux of the issue. An article by developmental neurologist R. Douglas Fields published in Scientific American in 2008 shared startling results from neurologist Nicholas Fayed and colleagues from Zaragoza, Spain, on the effects of high altitude and low see ALTITUDE Page 48

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oxygen on the human brain by stating that mountain climbing kills brain cells. Fayed and his team’s research set out to measure brain damage using magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to discover whether irreversible lesions affected high-altitude mountaineers. MR imaging provided non-invasive, high-resolution structural imaging of the brain as the primary tool for this research. The study evaluated 35 climbers for potential effects on the brain, 12 professional and 23 amateur climbers, without the aid of supplemental oxygen. The Scientific American review of their report indicated that all but one mountaineer sustained brain trauma. The most severe cases were observed in Everest climbers, but brain damage also occurred on lower peaks. Fayed and his team had subdivided mountaineers into expeditionary groups that climbed Mount Everest (29,029 feet), Aconcagua (22,841 feet), Mont Blanc (15,774 feet), and Kilimanjaro (19,341 feet). Of the 12 professional climbers and one amateur in the Everest expeditionary group, 11 climbers’ MRIs indicated evidence of brain atrophy, a decrease in the size of the brain, and the enlargement of fluid spaces surrounding the brain vasculature. Eight climbers’ images were consistent with brain atrophy. Only the amateur’s image indicated brain lesions after suffering symptoms consistent with acute mountain sickness (AMS) and high altitude pulmonary edema (HAPE). One professional mountaineer’s image demonstrated normal MRI results with no atrophy or lesions. The study did not record MR images before climbing, and tests focusing on brain function were not performed to check mental ability. Considering that only amateurs showed evidence of irreversible lesions in the brain, the research suggested that a lack of proper acclimatization may effect negative changes in the brain.

But the study could not eliminate the chance that a lesion existed before climbers left sea level, however unlikely. The rest of the climbers, including many professionals, showed evidence of atrophy and enlargement of fluid spaces surrounding the brain vasculature compared to normal scans, but for Everest professionals, this was not necessarily a direct impact of the climbs performed during the study. And these symptoms and image results are not clear indicators of brain damage or killing brain cells. Fayed and his team’s research confirmed that individuals without proper acclimatization face higher risk of physiological changes in the brain. Further, the atrophy and lesion effects decreased with decreasing elevation — possibly putting Colorado’s 14ers out of the danger zone with appropriate acclimatization. Lesions persisted three years after the study in four of the eight Aconcagua climbers, and all eight were amateurs. Nevertheless, many considered the results significant enough to sound an alarm within the mountaineering community that resonated across mountain ranges the world over — high altitude kills brain cells. “It shows fairly terrifying results of scarring and cognitive impact on the brain due to high-altitude exposure,” Moniz says, “even on mountains like Kilamanjaro.” But the study did not include baseline images that captured what trauma existed before the climb, instead comparing post-climb MRIs against a control of 20 “healthy” volunteers. The lack of preliminary data raised questions about possible preexisting conditions in amateur climbers’ brains, and tests were not performed to see whether climbers lost physical abilities, often evaluated using interviews and finger-tapping exercises. The medical consensus on brain damage has yet to be established. Inspired by previous studies and capitalizing on the advantages of access and

the decreasing costs of high resolution neurological imaging, Moniz says he hopes to contribute an individual look at the effects of altitude on his own brain. The amount of information that he will be able to gather on his trip — though only one example and done with supplemental oxygen — is quite large and may serve as a template for future studies. Part of the problem is not with the picture taken, but with the camera itself. In acute cases of trauma to the body and brain, MRI serves as the first level of investigation in reviewing the structural impact of events, including fractures, strokes and hemorrhaging, to assist medical professionals in determining a treatment plan. But an MRI alone does not indicate brain function. That imaging’s inability to determine mental ability leaves an open, unexplored aspect of the human brain. So Moniz plans to use both MRI and secondary nuclear-imaging in the form of single photon emission computerized tomography (SPECT) to evaluate his brain’s structure and function both before and after climbing some of the world’s tallest peaks. That combination should help bring the picture into focus. He’s teaming with Denver-based CereScan, a leading company for clinical nuclear imaging specialists performing SPECT readings that correlate known conditions to mild-to-moderate brain injuries. Their technology assesses 5 million to 7 million data points across 140 regions of the brain, using data on normal brain function to determine how their results compare to known conditions that might affect brain function. By comparing these data points to known cases of confirmed damage to the function of the brain, their method reduces the uncertainty of whether brain damage actually occurred. CereScan’s software has been used to see ALTITUDE Page 50

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evaluate NFL athletes, members of the U.S. Ski Team and participants in other potentially traumatic activities including hockey, rugby and cheerleading. “I think we’ll have a really intriguing opportunity to see whether there is structural damage, whether the performance of my brain has been somehow repaired, and, of course, what a lot of people question is, you know — what happens?” Moniz says. Dr. Theodore Henderson, who works with CereScan, estimated that a normal mountaineer should demonstrate the same effects in a SPECT scan before and after a high-altitude bid. That is, no significant change is expected in the functionality of the brain after high altitude and low oxygen exposure. If they do see a change, they expect decreased brain activity. Further research would be required to determine whether changes in brain activity were merely an adaptive response. In the weeks leading to Moniz’s departure to Nepal, Moniz and CereScan performed both MRI and SPECT scans in their testing with even higher resolution MRI equipment than Fayed and colleagues. The team will also perform the same testing procedure shortly after Moniz’s return to Boulder. “I suspect with my genetics and my physiology, assuming if I take the right amount of time and am cautious, I shouldn’t have many problems,” he says. “But you never know.” Reaching out to fellow high technology colleague John Kelly, CEO of CereScan, Moniz used his own skills as chief executive of locally operated technology solutions firm Circadence to pitch his project to approach the brain from the functional perspective. “I’ve known John Kelly for a while — having access to a broad database of different types of [cases] where they had hypoxic and toxic gas exposure and other types of traumatic brain injury,” Moniz says. “In most of the research that had been done in mountaineering [on the human brain], it all sort of surrounds structure, looking at it from an MRI perspective, but not really the function of the brain and how the brain was functioning post-summit exposure. I love science and biology, and thought this would be a great contribution.” Seeing a potential health threat from one of his most enjoyable activities (one he especially enjoys with his teenage children, Matt and Kaylee, accomplished climbers themselves), Moniz says he recognized an opportunity to take a closer look at this high-altitude issue. But in a recently completed prospective research study to evaluate the neurological effects on 49 climbers before and after ascending Denali (Mount

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McKinley, 20,328 feet), Peter Hackett, director of the Center for Altitude Medicine in Telluride, found very different results than Fayed and his colleagues. Hackett, who also serves as clinical director of the Altitude Research Center and clinical professor for the Department of Emergency Medicine at the University of Colorado Denver Health Sciences Center, and his team designed their own study to utilize MRI and neurocognitive tests, and used finger-tapping exercises to evaluate the speed and effectiveness of the brain’s responses to commands. Tests and MRIs were done the week before and the week after returning from the expedition. Their research found abnormal brain scans in only three of 49 climbers (approximately 6 percent), and they observed this effect as increased white matter volume and subcortical lesions. The negative impacts to climbers were significantly lower than Fayed’s research, with the additional contribution of prospective, before and after, neurocognitive data. And the three climbers who had abnormal brain scans experienced symptoms consistent with acute mountain sickness — their bodies hadn’t properly acclimatized. But no significant neurocognitive impacts were observed using finger-tapping exercises. So, while time at high altitude presents risks to brain physiology, especially without proper acclimatization, the larger sample size of mountaineers, even those whose brains were modified by the time up high, returned functional. Hackett shared his thoughts regarding Moniz’s efforts: “To really make it thorough, he should have neurocognitive testing as well,” Hackett says. This way, Moniz’s data would compare to previous studies. “Because if he does have brain changes, you want to know if it makes any difference. … Just because there might be changes in metabolism doesn’t mean it’s necessarily a bad thing. Maybe, if it’s an adaptive response, it’s a good thing.” If there’s anything to take away from all the brain research out there, it’s not to stop — mountaineering has always had risks — but to be aware, as always. With the hope to learn that high altitude does not compromise the mountaineer’s brain and mind, Moniz is on a route that sets a high, private standard by owning his personal health and exploring new technologies for medical research in the mountaineering community. All in hopes that further research holds implications for those up high and closer to earth. Follow the Moniz adventures on Climb7.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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ocal food enthusiasts are invited to join a cooking journey through India during a twoday workshop June 16-17 at the Auguste Escoffier School of Culinary Arts in Boulder. A panel of experts on Indian cuisine will lead participants in a wide-ranging feast of insights that includes an interactive cooking demonstration. Executive Chef Suvir Saran, an author and celebrity chef who has appeared on Bravo TV’s Top Chef Masters, will showcase his knowledge of Northern Indian cuisine, while food writer and historian Ammini Ramachandran will turn audiences on to Southern Indian vegetarian cooking. Rounding out the panel is Colorado-based Manisha Pandit, a food blogger with a focus on cuisine from India’s Western coast, and underground supper club enthusiast Asha Gomez. Using as much locally

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here’s a spice that’s separate from the food itself, a flavor that doesn’t come from the dish. It’s the atmosphere in which a meal is enjoyed, and it can transform a regular outing into a distinctive experience. Boulder has a love for fine dining and the outdoors, so it’s no surprise that combining both breeds success. High above the bustling streets, rooftop patios provide a dining alternative where patrons enjoy their meal literally feeling like they’re on top of the world. Restaurants take the natural beauty of the outdoors and make it part of their ambiance. Rooftop dining creates an environment that redefines the concept of stepping out of the house for a bite to eat.

Kuvy Ax of Root Public Relations, who represents several local Boulder restaurants, says that the popularity of rooftop patios is not necessarily growing, it’s just that they’ve always been popular. It is likely the trend will continue. “Boulder is an outdoorsy place; drink outside, eat outside, [the rooftop] is definitely a plus,” says Eric Turner, owner of the Absinthe House. When Turner inherited the patio after purchasing the space two years ago, the reputation of the laid-back environment came with the deal. People know how nice it is to eat on the rooftop patio, and Turner added to the experience by installing a DJ booth and a full bar. The natural background constantly

changes, and rooftop patios take what’s going on outside and make it part of the restaurant. During the first year the Absinthe House’s rooftop was open the Fourmile Canyon fire could be seen from its patio. Next door to the Absinthe House, the Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant’s rooftop is growing in popularity and is in its fifth summer of operation. Unlike the Absinthe House, the Rio had to convert its rooftop into the space that is enjoyed today. “The permitting was probably a two-year process with the city, so a lot of planning, a lot of architect drawing and engineer analysis. We had to put a lot of support beams up there,” says see PATIOS Page 54

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Go west for summer cookout fare by Clay Fong

iven the West End Tavern’s name, I’m never sure if I’m more likely to encounter the Pet Shop Boys or the Sons of Liberty there, given the old-timey connotations of a “tavern.” However, a recent visit made it abundantly clear that encountering either the male equivalent of Bananarama or Revolutionary War plotters is unlikely. What you will find is fare that’s less late-night bar and more the quintessential American cookout. At a rooftop deck lunch, friend Lisa and I enjoyed the not-too-sweet $2.50 strawberry lemonade, spotlighting muddled chunks of berry, which weren’t so large as to clog up our straws. This finely executed hot weather refresher put us in a summery mood as we scanned the menu’s offerings of mac and cheese, fish and chips, entree salads, burgers and sandwiches. First up was the Tavern’s $6 take on deviled, or as they call them, picnic, eggs, a selection my inner Cool Hand Luke found appealing. The West End’s presentation consisted of a half-dozen jumbo oeuvres, subtly spiced with turmeric, although they also suffered from too much salt. The yolks featured silky smooth texture, and appeared to have been piped through a pastry bag. Whites had a touch of give, and none of the rubberiness associated with overcooking. Bits of maple-scented bacon and sprightly scallions contributed assertive flavor and visual appeal. Lisa’s main event was the $11 West End Tavern cheeseburger, a classic preparation if there ever was one, an

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elegantly simple patty topped with aged cheddar. The West End Tavern A while back, 926 Pearl St., Boulder, the Tavern 303-444-3535 served up a Kobe beef burger. Offering this choice was probably more a nod to fashion than anything else, and frankly, the flavor was wanting. In contrast, Lisa’s sandwich focused on the basics done right. Fresh lettuce and tomato complemented a juicy slab Our server explained that the resof locally sourced meat from Colorado’s taurant’s smoker had originally been used for special events and other offBest Beef. The patty had sufficient site offerings. Now it’s also producing rareness to bring out the best of the slow-cooked meats, such as beef brisket beef ’s flavor, and one would be pleased to produce something similar at a home and pulled pork, for the Tavern’s regular cookout. menu. My interest

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ike many popular dishes, the historical origins of the cheeseburger are shrouded in mystery. It appears to be an American creation, first showing up in the 1920s or 1930s. Some say Pasadena’s Rite Spot came up with this

classic in the mid-’20s, while Louisville’s Kaelin’s Restaurant in Kentucky claims it originated this staple in 1934. Interestingly enough, the owner of Denver’s nowdefunct Humpty Dumpty Drive-In (located near

Federal and Speer) was among the first to trademark the term “cheeseburger.” The restaurant may be long gone, but today a stone marker commemorates this eatery’s lasting contribution to culinary history.

piqued, I decided to sample the pricier $17 BBQ pork ribs. Like Lisa’s burger, this selection came with crisp fries and a fresh-tasting slaw with a pronounced fennel note that cut the richness of the pig. The ribs were falling-off-the-bone tender with a pleasant smoky aroma, and none of the over-salting all too common in restaurant ribs. One potential pitfall of this method of preparation is that a chef ’s inattentiveness can lead to a jerky-like dryness, but these ribs were satisfyingly moist. While one’s initial impression of the West End may be that it’s strictly a place for bar food, that perception fails to account for its considerable skill in providing traditional but simple summertime fare. It’s also worth remembering that the Flatirons vista from the Tavern’s rooftop deck is one of the best views in Boulder, which makes this spot an especially appealing place to bring an out-of-town visitor. Perhaps a member of the Pet Shop Boys, if Paul Revere is unavailable? Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Rob Trenz, manager of the Rio. Trenz doesn’t hesitate to say that despite the long leasing process and a $300,000 investment to convert their rooftop into a dining space, the result was well worth the effort. “Each year it picks up in popularity and functionality,” Trenz says. On one recent Thursday night, there was a wait for a patio table between 6 p.m. and 10 p.m., something that is becoming more common during the summer. One of the biggest challenges of the Rio’s rooftop is that it’s known as a “satellite dining area,” meaning it’s located far from the kitchen. Two flights of stairs separate the kitchen from the rooftop. “It takes a lot of manpower to make that go smooth,” Trenz says. Rooftop dining comes with its share of challenges for restaurants. The most common are the forces of nature that can take pleasure away from a meal, rather than adding to it. Because the sun sometimes becomes too hot, the Rio had to add misters to counteract the heat. The wind is also a major factor, especially when umbrellas catch a gust. Tim Shaughnessy, general manager of The Lazy Dog Sports Bar and Grill, says he remembers when the wind took an umbrella for a ride when it was not screwed in correctly. “The umbrella flew off and landed right in the tree outside,” Shaughnessy says. He says he would rather have it land in a tree than on someone on the street, although getting the umbrella out of the tree proved to be a challenge. According to Shaughnessy, the rooftop is responsible for 70 percent of the Lazy Dog’s business during the summer. In the seven years since it has been open, the scene on the roof has evolved. The once-makeshift bar is now full, but the live bands that once played out there have been discontinued. Shaughnessy says that the music ended up being too loud for some customers who were trying to enjoy their meal. If you were there for the band then it was great, but not everyone was. Due to noise ordinances, the music had to be quieter after 11 p.m., which can be a challenge. Even though the

music has been discontinued, the rooftop is open until 2 a.m. to accommodate the late-night revelers of Pearl Street. Noise ordinances are the reason why Bácaro Venetian Taverna doesn’t host live music regularly. But that doesn’t hold back the events they host on their roof, which can accommodate up to 200 people in the summer, according to their website. “We do tons of events,” says Klaus Nowels, general manager/event coordinator of Bácaro. “We did a 150-person party up there last night and we served over, I think it was, 240 mojitos.” One of the benefits of Bácaro’s rooftop patio is that a transparent ceiling provides extra protection from the hot sun and rain. During the winter, Bácaro has heaters and tarp walls that keep its rooftop patio accessible in cold weather. K’s China is another restaurant that keeps its rooftop open all year. K’s rooftop is more exposed than Bácaro’s, but portable heaters provide comfort for those who don’t want to be stuck inside. According to K’s Bar Manager Kyle McNamara, its rooftop business is responsible for an extra $20,000 to $30,000 a month, which is worth it, considering the landlord charges for the extra space. It’s hard to ignore K’s presence on the Hill when it hosts live music four to five nights a week, and most of its business comes from the late-night crowd. Even though it has to be quieter after 11 p.m., McNamara says K’s hasn’t had any issues with the police in the last couple of years. Boulder is known to be a city that loves the outdoors. Rooftop patios provide an opportunity for restaurants to make natural beauty a part of their establishment. The variety of restaurants both on the Hill and on Pearl Street allows customers to take full advantage of quality dining and the amazing scenes that surround the city. They can make the natural environment part of their meal, enjoying not only what’s on their plate or in their glass, but also all the beauty that surrounds it. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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Continuing its celebration of Colorado’s artistic creativity, Twisted Pine Brewing Company has introduced another craft beer creation for the month of June. Black Swan Saison, the newest entry in Twisted Pine’s Artisan Ale Project, is a darker and stronger take on traditional straw-colored beers of the Saison variety. Crafted with German malts and natural brown sugars, the brewery describes the flavor of the brew as “bold and rich, yet smooth.” More than just a way of introducing new beers, the Artisan Ale Project has paired local artists with each new entry to brew up interest in local creative talents. For Black Swan, Boulder artist Phil Lewis designed a piece of art featured on the label, and is displaying his artwork this month at the Twisted Pine Ale House. For more information, see www.twistedpinebrewing.com.

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ongmont’s Comida Cantina, the bricks-and-mortar spinoff of its namesake Mexican food truck, is a vibrant destination for South of the Border street food. Diners can choose from a number of gorditas, tostadas and tacos served in the traditional street style. Top choices include the pork, slowcooked in Stella Artois beer; toothsome arrachera, a take on carne asada; and the hefty chorizo gordita.

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reminiscent of a warm-weather resort spot and makes for either a fine staycation venue or just a place to knock back a few with friends after work. The bar food classics are another strong suit, and these include Buffalo chicken wings and a decidedly guilty pleasure, fried pickles.

Moe’s Original Bar B Que 675 30th St., Boulder 303-440-4BBQ

ocated a stone’s throw from Williams Village, Moe’s Original Bar B Que is the Boulder outpost of a ‘cue operation that originated in Alabama. It spotlights sandwiches and platters featuring such classic choices as brisket, pulled pork, hot links and fried catfish. One of the top choices is a platter of falling-off-the-bone ribs with bright fried green tomatoes and creamy banana pudding to finish.

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ocated in East Boulder on Arapahoe, the Royal Clay Oven dishes out a reasonably priced lunch buffet with an emphasis on freshness and service. The lime-marinated tandoori chicken has a lively citrus undertone, and vindi masala, spiced okra, has a pleasant crisp-tender consistency. The staff constantly replenishes such items as the hearty potato-filled samosa, ensuring that diners enjoy fare fresh from the oven.

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ombining a hospitable, homey, Key West feel with a menu of fresh seafood prepared in the manner of the Caribbean, Mexico and New Orleans, Longmont’s Tortugas is an easy winner. Noteworthy dishes include the Creole BBQ shrimp appetizer wrapped in bacon, and the bright-tasting shrimp Mojo, with a Cuban citrus, garlic and olive oil sauce.

SALT Bistro 1047 Pearl St. Boulder 303-444-SALT

owntown Boulder’s SALT Bistro, one of the newest entrants in the affordable midday meal sweepstakes, now serves a “farm-to-table” lunch for $9. Favored choices include the Reuben, made with pork belly instead of corned beef. The meatless eater will favor the quinoa and chickpea fritters. Preferred sides include the tomato soup garnished with a tiny grilled cheese wedge and the beet or apple salads, for $2 more.

Jai Ho Indian Kitchen, Bar and Lounge 1915 28th St. Boulder 303-444-5151

ai Ho, the Boulder spinoff of a popular Aurora restaurant, offers an intriguing blend of Northern and Southern Indian food, ranging from street-style eats to the ubiquitous lunchtime buffet. The buffet offers a fine opportunity to appreciate the skilled spicing of such dishes as the creamy chicken Tikka Masala and its fiery chile-based relation, Vindaloo. The dosa, a crisp, cylindrical crepe, is also a winner, featuring hefty veggie stuffing and subtle sourdough tang.

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808 Main St. Louisville 303-666-6499 ocated smack dab in the middle of downtown Louisville, Zucca Italian Ristorante boasts an inviting ambience balancing the rustic with a subtle but unmistakable European flair. The same can also be said of the menu, which ranges from old standbys like comforting spaghetti and meatballs to more elevated selections like seafood cannelloni and rack of lamb. Can’t-miss items include the fried calamari starter, garnished with pickled peppers and fresh tomato, and the arugula salad, a combination of greens, gorgonzola and apple.

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an’s Chinese Cuisine, situated in a Niwot strip mall near a sheriff ’s office substation, serves up dishes free of MSG, as well as gluten-free choices. Outside of that, the reasonably priced lunch bill of fare is a ChineseAmerican hall of fame, spotlighting classic, time-tested chestnuts like chow mein, Szechuan beef and vegetarian Buddha’s Delight. Top menu choices include flavorful Mongolian beef garnished with expertly stir-fried pepper and onion, as well as the fresh-tasting Grand Marnier shrimp. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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JUNE 21-JULY 22:

Author Steven Covey describes your “circle of concern” as everything you’re concerned with or worried about. Your “circle of influence,” on the other hand, is anything that’s within your ability to change right now. For example, you may have general long-term questions or anxieties about the future of your health. That’s your circle of concern. But your circle of influence contains specific actions you can take to affect your health today, like eating good food, getting enough sleep and doing exercise. What I’m seeing for you, Cancerian, is that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to spend less time in your circle of concern and more in your circle of influence. Stop fantasizing about what may or may not happen, and simply take charge of the details that will make a difference.

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JULY 23-AUG. 22:

There’s a wild zoo about two hours northwest of Seattle. After paying your fee, you can drive your car through acres of land where large animals are allowed to roam free. When I took the tour, I stopped my rented Dodge Stratus by the side of the road to get a better look at a humongous buffalo with a humped back and a long woolly beard. It lumbered over to where I was parked and for the next five minutes thoroughly licked my windshield with its enormous purple tongue. My head was just inches away from its primal power, and yet I was safe and relaxed and perfectly amused. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a comparable experience sometime soon, Leo.

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In the Biblical book of Genesis, Jacob had a dream of angels ascending and descending a ladder that went up to heaven. I recommend that you try to incubate a similar dream, or else do some meditations in which you visualize that scene. It would help prime your psyche for one of this week’s top assignments, which is to be adaptable as you go back and forth between very high places and very low places. Heaven and earth need to be better connected. So do the faraway and the close-at-hand, as well as the ideal and the practical. And you’re the right person for the job.

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LIBRA

SEPT. 23-OCT. 22:

Thomas Edison said something to the effect that a person who is thoroughly satisfied is probably a failure. I guess he meant that if you’re not always pushing to make your life better, you must not have very high standards or passionate goals. While I can see the large grains of truth in that theory, I don’t think it applies in all cases — like for you right now, for instance. During the upcoming grace period, it will make sense for you to be perfectly content with the state of your life just as it is. To do so won’t make you lazy and complacent. Just the opposite, in fact: It will charge your psychic batteries and create a reservoir of motivational energy for the second half of 2012.

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OCT. 23-NOV. 21:

Twenty-four-year-old actress Annalynne McCord has risen up in rebellion against what she calls “Hollywood’s perfection requirement.” Lately she has been brazenly appearing in public without any make-up on. She has even encouraged paparazzi to snap photos of her in her natural state. “I’m not perfect,” she says, “and that’s OK with me.” I nominate her to be your role model in the coming weeks, Scorpio. You will be able to stir up useful blessings for yourself by being loyal to the raw truth. You can gain power by not hiding anything. (And yes, I realize that last statement is in conflict with the core Scorpionic philosophy.) Here’s my guarantee: It’ll be fun to be free of unrealistic images and showy deceptions.

SAGITTARIUS NOV. 22-DEC. 21:

Nineteenth-century Russian novelist Ivan Turgenev once called his fellow novelist Fyodor Dostoyevsky a “pimple on the face of literature.” But more than a hundred years after that crude dismissal, Dostoyevsky is a much more highly regarded and influential writer than Turgenev. Use this as inspiration, Sagittarius, if you have to deal with anyone’s judgmental appraisals of you in the coming days. Their opinions will say more about them than about you. Refresh your understanding of the phenomenon of “projection,” in which people superimpose their fantasies and delusions on realities they don’t see clearly.

CAPRICORN

DEC. 22-JAN. 19:

Take a few deep breaths. It’s important not to get overly worked up about your recent diversion from the Truth and the Way. I mean it’s not like you sold heroin to high school students or dumped toxic waste into a mountain stream, right? It’s true that you’ve incurred a minor karmic debt that will ultimately have to be repaid. And yes, you’ve been reminded that you can’t allow yourself to lower your standards even slightly. But I doubt any of it will matter in five years -- especially if you atone now. So please go ahead and give yourself a spanking, make a definitive plan to correct your error, and start cruising in the direction of the next chapter of your life story.

AQUARIUS

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Have you ever tried to drink from a fire hose? The sheer amount and force of the water shooting out the end makes it hard to actually get any moisture in your mouth, let alone enjoy the process. On the other hand, it is kind of entertaining, and it does provide a lot of material to tell funny stories about later on. But are those good enough reasons to go ahead and do it? I say no. That’s why I advise you, metaphorically speaking, to draw your sustenance from a more contained flow in the coming week. Cultivate a relationship with a resource that gives you what you really need.

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FEB. 19-MARCH 20:

The coming week will be an excellent time to declare your independence from anything that depresses you, obsesses you, or oppresses you. You will attract help from unexpected sources if you take that brave action. At the same time, it’ll be a perfect moment to declare your interdependence with anything that fires up your imagination, stirs up smart hope, or fills you with a desire to create masterpieces. Be adventurous as you dream about blending your energies with the very best influences.

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