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Anti-fracking sentiment looks like classic NIMBY

While I’m sure we all feel for Eric Ewing’s family situation [Re: “Fractured dream: What happens when a fracking operation moves in across the street?” Cover story, May 8], I’m not sorry for him at all. He starts out with I’m a Republican and he knows gas and oil production

are important to our economy. Classic “not in my yard.” Mr. Ewing, keep voting for the Tea Party County Commissioners, Cory Gardner, Ken Buck et. al. Your political decisions have now directly impacted your life. Drill baby drill. Bill Paschke/Firestone

More than one cup to drink cannabis from

In the article “A new kind of milehigh club opens in Nederland” [Weed between the lines, April 24] it claims that: “There are private events for cannabis users — the Cannabis Cup was one — and Club 64 convenes in differsee LETTERS Page 9

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Highroad Look out — the yummies are coming! by Jim Hightower

ttention, men. Yes, you — you with the Y chromosomes — it’s time for some man-talk. Specifically, we need to address how you dress. First, the good news: At long last, the “metrosexual” look, style, demeanor, and even the idea of the metrosexual man is dead, officially proclaimed passé by the “styles” section of the New York Times. About time, too — it was so

Bush era, and who misses that? However, your typical man-person will not be thrilled to hear what the world of fashion has in store for us next. The driving force that will determine what we’ll be wearing is called “Henry.” Not Longfellow or Thoreau (both are so old school), but a spiffy acronym that stands for “High Earner, Not Rich Yet.” Worse, a Wall Street fashion analyst gushes that the new model for men’s couture is — ready? — “A Yummy.” That would be a Young Urban Male. Makes you miss “yuppie,” doesn’t it. And what is this style? A Times photo shows a tall blond Yummy wearing a overcoat that looks as if he has draped a shower curtain around him (albeit a cashmere shower curtain). “We needed a kind of fresh look,” says the head of Zenga, a men’s fashion purveyor. By “fresh,” he’s talking about silken coats that resemble bathrobes, shirts with yard-long sleeves that you scrunch up — oh, and narrow pants are in, very

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in. As one retail executive explained, “[it’s about] the way a narrow trouser makes you feel.” Hmmm, I think “squeezed” would be my answer to that. Speaking of squeezed, we’re talking luxury duds — a Yummy suit runs between $5,000 and $17,000. And don’t forget your luxury, man’s bag. These are “a growing segment,” enthused one investment manager, adding that, “I’m not the only one in meetings now with a luxury branded-bag.” I guarantee you he’d be the only man-bag toter in any of the meetings I go to. But then, I’m not a Yummy. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. May 15, 2014 7

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have a modest proposal for cleanto London, Kentucky, the Germany ing up the mess in Washington. Embassy, to Berlin, Wisconsin, the Get rid of Washington. Egyptian Embassy to Cairo, Illinois, Sure, every self-respecting and the Iranian Embassy (if we ever kingdom, empire, democracy, restore diplomatic relations) to Yucca republic, and nation-state since the Mountain. rocks cooled has had a capital. The capBuy a fleet of buses and campers for ital was where the records were kept, the president and his entourage and put where the treasure was stashed, and the show on the road. Have him spend where all the best parties, salons, trials, a week in each state every year. The and executions took place. More impor- president will love it. Presidents are tant, the capital was where the people always bitching about how confining running the country and the people and isolating life in the White House who wanted to is. influence them Modern connected, comPresidents like to municated, nettravel around the worked, gossiped, country; that’s how used intrigued, they got elected in the spend years away schemed, and the first place. So from Rome traveling plotted with and they won’t have against each other, much trouble around the empire (you where they sepaadapting to flitting can imagine what their rated themselves around the country entourages looked like), from the hoi pollike middle-aged loi, and where they rock stars. and the Roman Empire convinced themThe official ran just fine for 500selves that they part of the job — plus years. were an elite signing bills, meetuniquely fit to goving with aides, ern — bad habits working the that persist in the world’s capiphones, and generally running the govtals to this day. ernment — can be done just as well Well it’s time to exercise some good, from the back of a tour bus as from old American exceptionalism, and get Washington. rid of ours. Hey, there’s nothing new about Start by rounding up every federal heads of state governing from the road. department, administration, agency, Roman emperors used the spend years office, and bureau within 50 miles of away from Rome traveling around the the capitol and divvy them up among empire (you can imagine what their entourages looked like), and the Roman the states. Relocate the Defense Empire ran just fine for 500-plus years. Department to Battle Creek, the As for Congress, instead of meeting Treasury Department to Las Vegas, the in the Capitol, have it meet in a tent, Agriculture Department to Bountiful, which will be pitched in a different the Justice Department to Truth or state every year. Heck, thanks to global Consequences, and the IRS to the forwarming, in a few short decades mer leper colony on Molokai. Washington will be under water anyThat way it will be easy to find way. OK, two tents, one for the House them. and one for the Senate. Then do the same with the diplomatic corps. Disperse the embassies of The tents would have folding chairs the countries the United States has dip- for the members and sawdust on the lomatic relations with to the 50 states, floor. It would have bleachers for the with no more than five per state. public instead of galleries. Relocate the Russian embassy to Granted, this all might seem kind of Moscow, Idaho, the French Embassy to radical, but there is nothing in the laws Paris, Texas, the Greek Embassy to see DANISH PLAN Page 11 Athens, Georgia, the British Embassy

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Fishing for answers on toxic trout

Thanks for nothing. You could have published just one line, mercury found in fish in national parks, instead of you went on and on about it like a skipping record. If there is mercury in fish that we catch, how much is harmful? That’s what I want to know. One fish, two fish, how many before it’s harmful for me? And how about the fish in food stores? No comparisons to those at all? Are they safer than the ones we catch in streams and mountain lakes? So many questions follow the headline “Toxic fish,” but none are asked or answered that matter. Fehim Hasecic/via Internet

Who’s offendin’ who?

I just read the article about the BolderBoulder “sissy” t-shirts [“BolderBoulder ‘sissy’ T-shirt stirs debate,” News, April 24]. I find it very puzzling that representatives of Out Boulder and other groups

find the word “sissy” to be offensive, when they throw around the word “queer” widely in speech and in print. Why is “queer” — a word that I find highly offensive — OK while “sissy” is not? I don’t like either word. William Arndt/Boulder

About that coroner’s race

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cult decisions. She works with people at one of the most difficult times in their lives. Ms. Hall is not afraid to make hard decisions; she analyzes every situation carefully and solicits input before making a decision. Ms. Hall is willing to take a challenge head-on. Boulder County is lucky to have a coroner as dedicated to her work as Ms. Hall. I urge you to cast your vote for Emma Hall.

Doug Young/Firestone County coroner complaints I lost the most precious person in my life in 2013. She was my nine-yearold daughter. She passed away in her sleep at my home in Superior on January 12, 2013. My home was immediately treated as a crime scene and I was taken to the local police station for questioning. In retrospect, this protocol I now under-

stand. I was told at that time that results from the Boulder County Coroner’s Office would take 6 weeks. I did receive autopsy results over six months later — July 18 to be exact. There is not enough space in this letter to tell you all the calls, emails and letters I sent to the coroner’s office requesting updates on my daughter’s case and specifically asking to speak with Ms. Hall. I got little or no

response. Never once did Ms. Hall return a call to me. I got one standard email back from her saying my daughter’s case was ongoing. I contacted my daughter’s pediatrician and neurologist as well as the Boulder County DA to contact Ms. Hall and they were given no information either. I even sought the help of a see LETTERS Page 12

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of nature and nature’s god that requires a country to have a capital. True, for most of the life of the Republic, Congress met in the Capitol in the capital because meeting there was the only way the members could conduct business in real time. When the Senate and the House convened back in the day, the members were actually talking to each other, instead of speaking for the record or show-boating for the cameras. These days when the Senate or the House is in session, most of the members aren’t even in the chamber. What’s more, Congress only meets for three or four days a week anyway. Most congressmen go back to their districts during the long weekends. Still, wouldn’t requiring Congress to meet in a tent instead of in the Capitol building (or more plainly in a palace) detract from the dignity of the institution? You bet it would. That’s a big part of the reason for getting rid of Washington. The dignity of the institution is one of the things that’s contributing to dysfunction of the institution. When you spend your life in plush, paneled chambers in buildings supported by Greek columns and sporting Roman domes, you start paying too much attention to the dignity of the institution and the dignity of your office, and not enough attention to the dignity of the individual. But wouldn’t moving the government out of Washington devastate Washington’s economy? Of course not. The hotels, the Smithsonian museums, the monuments, and the restaurants would still be there. It would still be a great tourist and convention town. Look at Rome. The Roman Empire moved out of Rome 1,519 years ago, and today it gets more tourists than it ever did back then, even though its monuments are in much worse shape. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. Boulder Weekly

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national organization, the SUDC – Sudden Unexplained Death in Children to contact the coroner’s office. I took matters into my own hands and directly contacted the forensic pathologist in Denver who after a lengthy delay had been sent my daughter’s slides/samples. The sudden and unexpected loss of a precious child is indescribable. How my daughter’s case was handled by the Boulder County Coroner’s Office under Ms. Hall’s supervision added to my grief beyond words. And to make matters worse, I was called in July by a Deputy Coroner to say that the autopsy results found nothing and asked me what I wanted to be listed on my daughter’s death certificate as to her cause of death. The nature was natural, but they would list Sudden Unexplained Death in a Child due to Epilepsy unless I wanted something different. My daughter had no history of epilepsy. I moved from Boulder County after living there 25 years in October. I implore the voters to not re-elect Ms. Hall. I hope no person ever has to experience what I did in dealing with the Boulder County Coroner, Emma Hall. Francie Sullivan/ Shawnee, Kan. Imagine losing your wife at a young age. Then imagine her body being burned in a fire at a mortuary before the final arrangements were made. That’s what happened to my friend when the Howe Mortuary went up in flames. His suffering, grief and anger were beyond words. He arrived at the scene of the fire wanting answers. What had happened to his wife? When he learned that his wife’s body and many others were in the fire, he was inconsolable. Several of us convinced him to go home, and I stayed behind hoping to get more answers. I got those answers from Emma Hall. She sat down with me and took the time to tell me how she and her team from the coroner’s office were handling the investigation and the steps they would take to properly identify each body. That was a huge relief because our biggest concern was that we would not get the proper remains. She explained in detail how they would use medical histories and unique physical characteristics to make the identification, and she shared some of the clues they already had. After talking with Emma, I had complete confidence that everything would be properly sorted out.

I also had a chance to speak with several members of Emma’s staff. Emma and her team were all professional, but I was especially touched that everyone was so caring. They went the extra mile to answer as many questions as possible for the families and to make sure that all the identifications were correct. Boulder County is lucky to have Emma as the coroner. I know firsthand of her compassion, her professionalism and her dedication to her work. That’s why I’ll be supporting Emma for a second term as coroner. Simply put, she’s the best. Dave Haas, professional firefighter/ Longmont

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There is no law and order left in Colorado. Drive any street or highway in Colorado at posted speed limit and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. The majority of motorists are traveling at least 20 mph over the speed limit as if it is their right to do so. Highway patrol is nowhere to be seen. The highway patrol says it is the general assemblies’ fault because they have so severally cut back on allocations. The Glenwood Springs office can only afford to retain two officers to police a five county area. And of course, all those folks out on the road and traveling at 20 mph over the limit say, “great, it means I can go as fast as I want with no repercussions.” When the governor is contacted about what the highway patrol is saying about the problem, the governor has no comment. In fact, you cannot even get him or our representatives to respond. The one I got to call me back to discuss the matter spoke with me less than one minutes and his only comment was, “it’s the Democrats’ fault, after all they are the ones in control.” As far as solutions are concerned, I got nothing. He said at that point he had to go to a meeting and that he would call me back. He never did. Of course, if you do drive at speed limit and come up on a truck traveling a little slower than speed limit and start to pass, that is when you really get in trouble. If you don’t get around the truck at 85 mph and get back in the outside lane then someone will come up behind you tailgating and honking their horn because you’re in their way. There is no law and order left in Colorado, nor any decency or respect for one another, not while you are behind the wheel of a car. Ernest Delto/Glenwood Springs Boulder Weekly

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Rep. Polis and West Virginia senator spar over dollars and bitcoins Since January of 2013, Jared Polis has received $568,821 in net campaign contributions, more than $123,000 of it his own money. What’s unclear in our analysis of the Democratic congressman’s Federal Election Commission filings is how much of those funds will be bitcoins. The controversial currency created in 2009 by someone using the alias Satoshi Nakamoto eliminates the need for banks, can be used to make purchases anonymously and are a go-to standard for foreign currency speculators. While the Defense Department has launched a study to determine whether bitcoins threaten American national security, the FEC has ruled that people can plunk down a limited number bitcoins to back their favorite political candidates. Polis quickly announced with a donation-friendly website that he’s “proud to be one of the first members of Congress to promote personal financial freedom” by accepting bitcoins and has so far raised about $1,500 from 39 donors since his announcement earlier this month. Polis, who became an online millionaire before entering Congress, seems a perfect match for the pioneering bitcoin. In March, he sent a letter to federal regulators calling for a ban on U.S. dollar bills, a currency he believes is unstable and linked to illicit activities such as drug trafficking. “The very features of dollar bills, such as anonymous transactions, have created ubiquitous uses from drug purchases, to hit men, to prostitutes, as dollar bills are attractive to criminals who are able to disguise their actions from law enforcement,” Polis writes in his March 5 letter to Treasury Secretary Jack Lew, Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen and others. Polis’ letter was strikingly similar to one by Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.V., urging the government to ban bitcoins. “The very features that make bitcoin attractive to some also attract criminals who are able to disguise their actions from law enforcement,” Manchin wrote to Lew, Yellen and others. “Due to bitcoin’s anonymity, the virtual market has been extremely susceptible to hackers and scam artists stealing millions from bitcoins users.”

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he truth is, none of us really formerly-named Metropolitan State want to have to care about who College of Denver, interned with the becomes the next county coroDenver Police Department Crime Lab ner. If you care, it’s likely and worked for a year and a half as a because you’ve been on the livdeath investigator in Adams County. She ing side of a sudden and unexpected didn’t expect to run for county coroner as death, the kind of death the coroner’s early as 2010, but when Tom Faure, her office is called in to document and invespredecessor as county coroner, announced tigate — a car accident, a homicide, a suihis retirement, she decided to go for it. cide, the death of a child or any death Immediately after being sworn in as that no one was around to see. But ask the first female coroner for Boulder those unfortunate souls who have found County in January 2011, she entered the themselves in the coroner’s office followcounty coroner’s office and found a projing the death of a loved one and they’ll ect that would keep her up nights and tell you it matters greatly whom we elect working weekends for most of the first as coroner every four years. year she was in office. She found, and While the coroner’s office is responsidocumented in photographs because, “It’s ble for determining cause of death, which what I do, I document,” she says, evirequires investigating forensic details and Deron Dempsey is challenging incumbent Boulder County Coroner Emma Hall for her dence and decedent property loosely position. The race has been a lightning rod for public comment on the work of the performing autopsies based on state law stored and boxes of case files stacked in current administration. and the coroner’s determination of need, various rooms around the office. it’s not the elected officer who performs “It was just kind of like a scene from those autopsies. Only a board-certified the Hoarders,” Hall says. forensic pathologist — requiring medical Medications were in various cabinets, school and a multi-year specialized resiunsorted, unlabeled and uncounted. A dency — is qualified to perform an grocery bag on the floor held unlabeled autopsy; the only educational requireligatures. Decedent property that had ment to become a county coroner is a never been returned to next of kin went high school diploma. back to the 1980s, Hall says, and among The coroner’s office is a hub that it was a set of baby clothes and a wedcompiles and relays information gathered to families, that ended in a mother shooting her son, who then ding ring. The refrigerator used to store tissue samples law enforcement, mortuaries, hospitals, hospice centers threw her down a staircase and stomped on her face, for toxicology was full to over flowing with evidence and district attorneys. Much of the ground work is and required investigating the causes of her death and for cases long since solved. done by a team of medicolegal death investigators, how he’d been able to come back from five bullet A basement storage facility had the framework for who visit the scenes of a death not attended by a phywounds to attack her (a case later dismissed as selfshelves up, but no shelves in place. It held old tires sician to interview the family, identify the deceased, defense). A 16-year-old killed in a hit-and-run on from county vehicles, Hall says, and two tanks of heliobtain family and medical history, attend autopsies and New Year’s Eve that, depending on whether he fell or um that weren’t marked with any case information. compile the information that will determine what was pushed, could have been ruled either a homicide Vehicles for the coroner’s office were similarly overcause of death is ultimately listed on the death certifior a suicide, but there was never enough forensic evicrowded and disorganized, she says. cate. Their work is overseen by the county coroner — dence to make that determination. “I was just mortified to think of a family seeing a job that could be best characterized as administrative Dempsey talks about a blackjack dealer in Vegas this vehicle show up at their house to transport their and, particularly considering that it’s an elected posiwho stopped handing out cards to tell him how loved one,” Hall says. “You’d open the doors and things tion, a public service role. important his job was, how her child had died while would fall out and it was just a disaster, and there just On June 24, two candidates for coroner will face she was at work and the coroner had allowed her to really wasn’t even adequate room in it for putting off in Boulder County, incumbent Emma Hall and her hold him once more before they took his body for an someone in there.” challenger Deron Dempsey, in the Democratic primaautopsy. He mentions a case from his time working in High profile cases were loosely stacked on two ry. No Republican or independent candidates are curthe Boulder County Coroner’s office under Hall’s preshelves separate from the piles and boxes that crowded rently listed on the ballot, so the winner of the primary decessor, Tom Faure, that had him calling a man in work spaces and edged out from under desks for mediwins the election. The race has taken a surprisingly Chicago on a weekly basis. The calls went on for two cal investigators. contentious turn as a few individuals who have worked months as they waited for DNA to confirm what cirShe compiled 40 boxes, holding some 300 case with the coroner’s office under Hall’s administration cumstantial evidence suggested — that someone had files, of cases for which final reports had never been have also come forward publicly to complain about the finally found the man’s son who’d stopped calling completed. That report isn’t required, but it helps home within a week of the paystub found with his manner in which they were treated by Hall and her answer any questions that might later arise from law remains. Half the time, Dempsey says, what they talkstaff. enforcement and family members about how the coroed about wasn’t even the case. While Dempsey is quick to say this race isn’t perner’s staff arrived at the decision for cause of death, The differences between the two candidates run as sonal, it is largely about personal philosophies, manHall says. agement styles and the method for handling cases that deep as the experiences and interests that led them “There might be a few notes in the case file, but each to careers in the coroner’s offices. distinguishes the two candidates. One thing is clear: there’s nothing really that documents how they came Hall grew up in Lyons and, as a 4-year-old, had This time around, voters have two clearly distinct canto that conclusion,” Hall says. “To me, it shows a lack didates from which to choose. her interest in death investigation first piqued when a of documentation and lack of professionalism to have woman was murdered near her family’s ranch — yes, 40 boxes worth of that. It’s, to me, disgraceful.” sk each candidate about the moments that have that Hall Ranch. 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hanges around the office don’t just include the organization, though. Hall has seen 100 percent of the staff she inherited leave those positions, and weathered an additional 43 percent turnover on top of that. “When you’ve worked in a situation and an environment where there was really no accountability and there wasn’t any structure, I think it’s really a diffi-

some of the changes Hall has described have been exaggerated. A staff he describes as competent, well-trained investigators who were good at engaging the public, collecting history and processing death evidence felt they had their skill set questioned from day one, perhaps because their organizational strategies didn’t align with Hall’s expectations. “Some of the things that she’s said about the improvements she’s made is like comparing apples to oranges because they weren’t done the same way, and that’s OK, you can run the office however you want,” says Amber Grantham, who worked for the coroner’s office for three years with Faure and one year with Hall. “But I will say that the policies and procedures that she implemented, they decreased the morale of the staff.” Grantham worked at the coroner’s office as part of an ongoing career in the medical field that began while she was a University of Colorado Boulder student working in ambulances. She left that position a year after Hall began as county coroner over incidents she says she felt compromised her ethics to the point she took them to human resources — whose only reply was to say that Hall’s an elected official, and there wasn’t much they could do. While all the new equipment is nice, Grantham says, at no point before it was purchased did she feel like she didn’t have what she needed to get her job done. She adds that the uniforms caused her to worry that the coroner’s staff, who are independent from law enforcement though they may collaborate and do interviews in tandem, would be confused as law enforcement agents. “I can give you examples where I would go in and say, ‘Listen, I’m not a cop, anything that you tell me I do not have to share with them, it can be off the record, but we think that this person died of an overdose and it’s really important that you tell me what you were doing so that way we can do the right test,’” Grantham says. “And people would say to me, ‘OK, don’t tell them because I don’t want to get in trouble with the cops but...’” Bottom line, she says: “At three o’clock in the morning when I say, ‘I’m sorry, your dad is dead, but don’t worry, our office is organized’ — that’s meaningless. You want somebody who’s going to say, ‘I’m sorry, I want to give you some empathy, I want to give you some

cult change to suddenly have expectations and accountability and structure,” Hall says. “I was kind of methodically going through and making changes and not just making all of my changes all at once, but it was definitely hard for them.” Two of her previous employees see it differently, though, and one of them is asking Boulder County’s voters to give him her job. Dempsey worked in the Boulder County Coroner’s office as a medical investigator for half a decade before Hall was hired. He stayed five months after she started as his supervisor. “There was a philosophical difference,” Dempsey explains. “This race isn’t personal by any means. I really think that this is about experience. And what I did see was a lack of experience. When the coroner took over in 2011, she only had 18 months of experience in the field prior to being elected and I think it’s very hard to develop an administrative policy in only 18 months.” Dempsey’s arrival at the coroner’s office came by chance. The Ohio native, who studied criminal justice in college, was working with at-risk youth at Attention Homes and was on track to become a fire fighter, having earned an EMT certificate and started volunteering for the rural fire department, when the job opened up at the coroner’s office. “I’ve always been passionate about public service and it was through an unexpected career in the coroner’s office I found that you could really provide a needful public service in a way I’d never expected,” says Dempsey, who now works in the Jefferson County coroner’s office as a medical investigator. Hall says the impression she got from Dempsey was that “he really wanted to be in charge” and that she didn’t see a lot of “big picture thinking” from him and struggled to get him on task with projects like inventorying cases he might be behind on or helping to clean up the vehicles. “A lot of people that don’t really know what they’re getting into when they get into this field think that all they’re going to do is scene work, so they don’t really have a good grasp or a real interest, or I don’t know if I want to use passion, but, for the paperwork,” she says. “For me, I don’t love paperwork, but yet I do.” While Dempsey agrees that there were organizational changes needed at the coroner’s office and organization and infrastructure development are clear strengths for Hall, he says he thinks

place that keep you streamlined and organized, then over time, that’s what you’re going to end up with.” The office is now the paragon of tidiness. Case files are stored in covered shelves, the counter tops and floors are clear and evidence lockers empty unless an investigator is actively sorting through evidence. The once over-stuffed fridge holds just a few carefully labeled samples. She’s also updated the communications equipment so the staff are on the same phones and pagers, instead of the array of various models from different providers that met her arrival. The computer system has been updated and a customized program for tracking case information, including chain of custody for decedent property has been added. Staff have been issued uniform polo shirts embroidered with the logo of the county coroner’s office. Draft reports are due within 24 hours of a death coming in and are reviewed by Hall or her chief deputy coroner. A white board in one of the offices for the medical investigators tracks the bodies currently in the Boulder Community Health morgue, the off-site facility the coroner uses for storage and autopsies. Hall has successfully lobbied for a new facility, a 9,000-square-foot building that will house the coroner’s office and morgue in the same facility, along with autopsy suites and case file storage. (She went through 13 versions of the plans with county architects.) Her office has handled an increasingly busy caseload coming from police departments in Longmont, Boulder and Lafayette. Police departments in Boulder had 70 cases in 2012 and 84 in 2013, Longmont had 79 cases in 2012 and 112 in 2013; and Lafayette had 21 in 2012 and 32 in 2013. Those are, respectively, 20 percent, 41.8 percent and 52.4 percent increases. At campaign events, her opponent has pointed to a 34 percent increase in autopsies, an expensive medical procedure, since 2011, and Hall says that’s correlated to the increase in calls. “The more scenes we have, the more autopsies we do,” she says.

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resources to get you through this time. It doesn’t matter that his file is alphabetically organized in a storage locker.”

mong the many changes Hall implemented was a fundamental shift in how cases were managed. When Faure managed the office, a single medical investigator handled a case from the time the call came in about a death until the death certificate was signed off. That investigator would have responded to and County Coroner Emma Hall and documented the scene, conducted her staff at the groundbreaking any initial interviews to record for their new facility medical, social and circumstantial history, worked with law enforcement, notified surviving family members, collected and changes as a family retells it, find nuances that might summarized medical records, arranged and attended be different from one day to the next and troubleshoot autopsies, followed up with families about preliminary those discrepancies. findings and what tests would be required and provid“When you have one person who’s collecting all ed updates and estimates for time frames throughout, the information and knows the entire story, you’re able right up to when the final results came in. to put together a more comprehensive, collective pic“That really did carry an ongoing dialogue and a ture,” she says. good relationship with the family,” Dempsey says. There was also a forensic component to taking the “I felt a stronger connection when I was able to time to listen, Dempsey says — sometimes people work with the families all the way to the end,” agrees would mention a point they’d forgotten earlier but Grantham. “I think the families appreciated it more added relevant evidence to the case. because when they called the office they had a point of “Her management style is ‘everything is suspicious contact to ask for.” until proven otherwise,’ and her stats prove that that’s That system worked within an on-call/overtime not the case, especially in this community,” Grantham system for staffing that Hall changed during her first says. “I mean, 98 percent of our case load is medical year in office. Instead of investigators working a cases. You get those homicides in there — what has 40-hour work week along with a 24-hour on-call rota- she had, like two in the last three years, three maybe. tion, she split the day into shifts and investigators now It’s not a big portion of the case load, so 98 percent of staff the office around the clock. the time she should be treating the families with com“Only 30 percent of our cases come in during busi- passion because that’s who she’s serving.” ness hours, Monday through Friday 8 to 5, which is why we spend so much time in overtime because ow they were handled on a personal level has been they’re working their 40 hours a week Monday at the center of some of the complaints made pubthrough Friday,” Hall told the Boulder County licly about Hall’s office. Commissioners during the October 2011 budget hearJacqueline Arnold rode with her 28-year-old ing in which she proposed making the change. She’d daughter, Jodi ( Johanna), on the drive to the hospital conducted a nine-week pilot program on the 24-hour from their north Boulder home after Jodi, became very shift work rotation, and told commissioners that it ill to her stomach. She believes now that Jodi died on improved response times at night and made workflow the drive, but was revived through, as she describes it, more fluid. The change would also reduce overtime “horrific CPR” at the hospital and kept on life support expenses, which had been consistently over budget for three days. Believing that her daughter, who had since 2006 and were, as of October 2011, more than been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, would never double the budgeted amount for the year. breathe without the aid of a respirator and her quality Total expenses for personnel in 2012 were still of life, already challenged because of her existing $87,430 more than in 2011, according to the coroner’s health conditions, would be further deteriorated, she annual report. The 2013 numbers have not yet been and her husband, Edward, made the impossible decireleased. sion for parents: They took their daughter off life supBut that change has come at a cost to the families, port on Nov. 9, 2012, just five days before her 29th her former employees argue. birthday. Under the shift work model, cases pass from one It was a hard enough situation, Arnold says, but investigator to the next as shifts change. made harder by the treatment that followed. Jodi died “When people would call the office after Emma on a Friday and by Friday evening, they were getting calls from the county coroner’s office questioning their took over, they would say, ‘My dad died, I need to talk to somebody. I don’t know who was there,’ and it was a treatment of their daughter. The coroner’s staff had discovered a bruise on her stomach, and the line of crap shoot whether that person was in the office that questioning the Arnold family met was something she day or not if they got somebody that was knowledgecompares to a criminal interrogation. For three days, able about their case,” Grantham says. Arnold says, tearing up, Jodi’s body lay in the baseA single person can also hear the way a story

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ment of the hospital where she died while her parents were questioned for any potential wrongdoing. By Sunday evening, Arnold recounts, her husband finally started yelling at the coroner’s staff on the phone and demanded to speak to the county coroner herself. It was Arnold who spoke to Hall, and began by recounting her work as a librarian for the jail and a certified ombudsman in nursing homes. “We’re both advocates for people with disabilities,” she told Hall, adding, “And I want you to know if any daughter was treated beautifully, it was our daughter.” She also mentioned that Jodi had been taking fish oil. That news came as an apparent surprise to Hall. Fish oil is a blood thinner. It corroborated the suspicion Arnold had about the CPR Jodi had received as the cause of the bruise on her daughter’s stomach. Hall signed the death certificate and released Jodi’s body so her family could move forward with funeral arrangements. At the end of the call, Hall offered her condolences. “It just sounded kind of like a robot, and maybe when you do this work you have to be a robot, because it’s too much otherwise, day after day after day,” says Arnold, who now campaigns for Dempsey. “If she were the only one on the ballot in the primary I just wouldn’t vote for her until I knew she had turned this upside down and said, ‘You know, be very careful when you’re dealing with parents and loved ones.’ … She has organized everything — apparently things were in a big mess, I would not know because I’ve never been in the coroner’s office. But it’s like, what comes first, a clean desk or your interactions with people and making sure your staff kind of don’t go nuts with people?”

y the time Francie Sullivan came to wake her 9-year-old daughter, Nicole Haley’s body was already cold. Sullivan and her brother performed CPR on Nicole anyway while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Standing in her pajamas in her living room, Sullivan had just one question for the law enforcement and medical professionals who soon filled her living room: Was there something else she could have done to save her daughter’s life? An EMT told her no, Nicole had been gone so long by the time they got there that there was nothing anyone could have done. Her introduction to the county coroner’s office was through a form letter that said the answer to what happened with Nicole — why a healthy 9-year-old who’d had a well visit to her pediatrician just three days before her death and been cleared for all activities had suddenly died — would be at least six weeks coming. “I needed answers,” Sullivan says. “An unexpected, unexplained death in a child, it’s any person’s worst nightmare, but to be told, six weeks…” See CORONER Page 18

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Sullivan waited five weeks before she started callhome.” ing the coroner’s office. She’d call, she says, be put on The first week after she got back she spent assisthold for a few minutes, and then someone would come ing the search crews in Lyons looking for Gerald back on the line and say the case was still pending. Bohland, her fifth grade teacher. He had gotten sepaThey had no answers for her. She started personally rated from his wife during the 2:30 a.m. evacuation asking for Hall, and received, she says, one email from their home and gone back looking for her. His response saying the case was ongoing. truck was later found abandoned and then, eventually, “I think my frustration is, even if they were sendhis body. ing things off, if they could have just said, ‘We didn’t “I would check in with his son every night and find anything to date and we really want to now send every morning to update him and he said, ‘I just don’t it to this expert in Denver, but it understand how you’re able to do may take several more months,’ this. There’s got to be someone but I would never get anything else you can send,’ and I said, ‘I like that, it was just, ‘We should wouldn’t send anyone else. I’m in BE know something in a week,’” the position to be a part of this, AWARE OF THE GRIEF Sullivan says. “I contacted the that’s what I want to do, I want to national organization, Sudden be a part of this,’” Hall recounts. AND THE GRIEVING Unexplained Death in Children, “If he would have just died at PROCESS AND THE and they assured me that corohome in his sleep or something WAY THAT WE DO OUR ner’s don’t act like this. This isn’t like that, I wouldn’t have wanted normal protocol. This isn’t the to go to the house and be a part JOB CAN HAVE VERY way grieving families should be of that. But because it was helping POWERFUL IMPACTS to bring closure to the family, just treated.” ON THE GRIEVING the mere fact of finding him, By the time the call did come, because we didn’t know if we were six months later, Sullivan had PROCESS.” — DERON going to find him. I think I just moved to Kansas City. DEMPSEY, COUNTY wanted to make sure that every“Literally, they didn’t find CORONER CANDIDATE thing was done that could be done anything,” Sullivan says. The docto find him.” tor they’d consulted was speculatThe Bohlands have been vocal ing it was Sudden Unexplained Death in a Child based on epilepin their support for Hall’s reelecsy, she says, and she was asked to tion campaign. During the week make the choice about what cause to list on he was missing his daughter Amy Hoh says they got a the death certificate. flurry of updates and would go right to Hall to con“It was almost, what are my choices, what’s the sig- firm what they heard. nificance?” Sullivan says. “And I just felt like it was just “We were just getting calls from people in town one more jab as to this whole horrendous process.” saying he’s alive, he’s here, or he’s on the last bus, it Cases that require a neuropathologist — like was all a chaotic rumor,” Hoh says. “In all this mess Nicole’s case — always take longer, Hall says. and all this horror that went on, the rock we had was “We’re trying to answer as many questions as you Emma. … Whether we wanted to hear it or not, she can for The family and that’s sometimes really hard for gave us the truth and she was very timely, took very them to hear that, ‘Well, we’re trying to answer your good care of us. … We had solid answers, we had honquestions but in the mean time we’re having to wait est answers, and I don’t know what we would have longer for this,’” Hall says. “This job is so physically done without that. There were enough sleepless nights and emotionally demanding that you need to be able without answers as it was. And on the nights we needto go to bed at night thinking you did the right thing ed answers, we got them.” and that you are here to serve the public and to help “She’s just a very compassionate and sweet person,” the families, and you have to know that in any job Hoh adds. “I don’t in any way think we got special there’s always going to be someone that’s critical and treatment because Dad was her teacher. I fully believe not see thingS the way you do and not happy with that’s who she is.” what you did and who you are. And while that’s tough, because you want them to have a good experience with f there’s an increased emphasis on preserving forensic your office, but you also realize that they weren’t evidence and examining the details of every case in expecting this situation, they weren’t expecting your such a way as to make sure that the reasons the deceinvolvement in their life, and you just need to handle dent is no longer with us are accurately reported, that’s things the best that you can.” because, Hall says, “That’s what you have to offer. You can’t change what happened but you can offer your f course, positive experiences with the coroner’s professionalism in the situation.” office have also emerged in the debate over candi“Once you’ve processed that scene, you’ve removed dates. But often, those who say they’re happy with the the body, you can’t ever go back to that,” she adds. interactions they had were extraordinary cases that “You have that one opportunity to document everyHall stepped in and handled herself — the fire at the thing as it is right then.” Howe Mortuary, as one example. The flood in Families are a priority, she says, but she tries to September as another. find a balance between the responsibilities and goals of Hall returned from her first vacation since taking her office, and the wants and wishes of the family. office to be in Boulder during the September flood. “One of the things that we get probably the most “I was expecting a mass fatality,” Hall says. “I was often is when people just absolutely do not want an expecting the worst, so I got on a plane and came autopsy and usually what happens is we say, ‘OK, well

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this is the reason why we need to do this autopsy, which can be different depending on what the case is, but we understand you don’t want an autopsy and we’re willing to give you the time to contact a lawyer if you wish and try to stop us,’” Hall says. “We always give them the disclaimer that it’s never been done in Colorado, but if you want the time to do that we will allow it, and usually what happens is that they come back the next day and say, ‘We’re OK, go ahead and proceed — but now we want to know as soon as possible.’” Hall’s list of endorsements includes the district attorney’s office, State Rep. KC Becker, Boulder City Council member Tim Plass, the Louisville Chief of Police and the president of the Boulder Valley School District Board of Education. District Attorney Stan Garnett cites her work modernizing the office, her choice in forensic pathologist and her current staff as his reasons for endorsing her — a “hard-working, innovative and smart elected official” who should be given another term. Dempsey’s own list of endorsements includes former sheriffs, the previous coroner and forensic pathologist for Boulder County, physicians, forensic pathologists and community activists, including victim advocates. Rocky Mountain Lions Eye Bank endorsed Dempsey on the basis that denial or restrictions of cornea donations have increased an average of 800 percent per year under Hall’s adminstration. He says a letter of support from a former hospice nurse, who would have worked with the coroner’s office to call in deaths that occurred in hospice care, is on the way. “The perspective that I try to keep is that we are there to provide answers to the family. We have a particular role in that death and we have a responsibility to ask the important questions in an appropriate way,” Dempsey says. “We’re not grief counselors but we have to be aware of the grief and the grieving process and the way that we do our job can have very powerful impacts on the grieving process. … We can ask the appropriate questions and we can choose the right words that will stay with the family for a long time, and we can set them up for a healthy grieving process and they may never realize that we had a part in that process. And we can also respond and do our job poorly and not be sensitive about the words that we choose — we can be accurate, we can be thorough, but if we lack that sensitivity and we’re not cautious about the long-term impact of how we do our job, we can set a family up for a negative grieving process.” That, he says, is part of why it’s important to have an experienced team of front-line investigators who know how to handle not just the evidence and the reports, but the people they meet with face-to-face and have to interview about the information that will assist in creating an accurate death certificate. They’ll also be responsible for making choices at the scene about how to handle forensic evidence — whether to ask a mother not to hold her dead child, for example, out of concerns she would compromise trace evidence from another caregiver, or a grieving widow should be allowed to kiss the forehead of her husband who appears to have died at home from natural causes. The race may come down to a question of deciding between organization and empathy — or can both candidates do both? Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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hough the election is six months away, the oil and gas industry is already plunging millions of dollars into campaigns to quash proposals seeking to give local governments the power to limit or ban fracking. Though those proposals are still forming, scores of ads from energy industry groups with green-sounding names will join those already on air and in print between now and Election Day, a Boulder Weekly analysis of elections records finds. One political issue committee, Protecting Colorado’s Environment, Economy and Energy, accepted $2.1 million in seed money from seven industry companies in recent weeks, including oil and gas goliaths Noble Energy Inc. and Anadarko Petroleum Corp. Each provided $500,000 as of April 30, according to filings with the Colorado Secretary of State. Protecting Colorado’s Environment, Boulder Weekly

Economy and Energy aims to “support state and local ballot initiatives promoting responsible oil and gas development and oppose state and local ballot initiatives attempting to limit or ban oil and gas development, including any ban or restrictions on hydraulic fracturing.” Catherine Collentine, Colorado campaign representative for the Sierra Club’s Keep Dirty Fuels in the Ground Initiative, says the millions of dollars that oil and gas developers are already spending to sway voters “make the eyes widen.” “I think it certainly means that they have a vested interest in continuing to expand their operations here in the state of Colorado,” Collentine says. “While that’s not a surprise to anybody, it also means there’s a lot of misinformation or bias that will be presented as they move forward. At the end of the day, no matter what the claims are of hoping to educate folks on the facts See FRACKING ELECTION Page 20

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about fracking, ultimately they are running a business and they have a financial stake in the outcome.” Protecting Colorado’s Environment, Economy and Energy is already scheduling ads for television, contracting, for instance, with KMGH-Channel 7 to air more than $360,000 worth of ads this summer and another $519,000 worth of ads in September, October and November, according to filings with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). At least one other station is poised to air ads by the group — KDVR-Channel 31, which received a “Record of Request for Broadcast Time” from the committee. Karen Crummy, a spokeswoman for Protecting Colorado’s Environment, Economy and Energy, declined to estimate how much the committee will ultimately invest in ads and its broader campaign in the coming months. She did say the group is serious about its efforts. “Obviously we’ll do what we have to to get the word out on the impact this would have on the state,” Crummy says. Noble and Anadarko are also behind another group, a nonprofit called Coloradans for Responsible Energy Development, or CRED, with a “core mission” to “deliver solid facts directly to the people who need it most: you. As industry leaders, Anadarko and Noble are among the most technically qualified to explain the practice of hydraulic fracturing to Coloradans.” Critics of the industry’s efforts estimate that CRED has already spent between $2.4 and $4 million on profracking advertising so far this year and the biggest spending months won’t hit until fall. Last year, CRED spent big money on local television ads, according to FCC filings. This year, the group is paying for an advertising supplement section in The Denver Post called “Energy and Environment” that mimics the appearance of objective news. The section includes articles with headlines such as “Statewide fracking ban could hobble local economies” and “If you watch baseball, you support oil and natural gas.” The oil and gas industry is on the political offensive in the wake of recent bans and moratoria in several cities. Boulder voters last year extended a moratorium on fracking until 2018. Voters in Broomfield and Fort Collins implemented five-year bans and voters in Lafayette and Longmont have passed outright bans, triggering, in some cases,

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lawsuits by the Colorado Oil and Gas Association, a trade group that “aggressively promotes the expansion” of the industry. The association has argued that state regulations supersede local bans as some 20 groups are now seeking approval for a variety of November initiatives ranging from restrictions to bans. The key issue is whether localities and voters can regulate or ban fracking operations in their communities, says Rick Ridder of RBI Strategies & Research. Ridder serves as a consultant to Coloradans for Local Control and an issues group, Coloradans for Safe and Clean Energy. The groups support efforts to “allow communities to have some control over fracking within their communities,” Ridder says. That includes bans, but also limits, such as restrictions on how close oil and gas operations can be to schools, homes and hospitals. “Increasingly we’re finding our kids’ playgrounds to be 500 feet or less from drilling pads that are spewing forth diesel fumes, leak toxic chemicals and ultimately end up in our groundwater,” Ridder says. “So we’re talking about the health of Coloradans — not just of Coloradans, but of Colorado.” U.S. Rep. Jared Polis, a Boulder Democrat, is one of several backers, Ridder says. Ridder says the group will be mounting a visible media campaign. “We anticipate that we will have enough money to run a very vigorous campaign to communicate to the voters of Colorado the benefits of local control and expanding setbacks,” Ridder says. FCC filings show Coloradans for Safe and Clean Energy has already reserved more than $226,700 in ads with KUSA-Channel 9 and has filed a “Request for Broadcast Time” with KCNC-Channel 4. On the other side is yet another group: the long-standing Coloradans for Responsible Reform, which is raising funds from interests outside the industry to defend oil and gas. Secretary of State filings show the group reaped $770,000 from an array of contributors, including FirstBank, Climax Molybdenum Co., Natural Soda Inc. and Kaiser Foundation Health Plan of Colorado. Each gave $25,000, according election records, money that will go toward combating “anti-business initiatives,” including those that “aim to ban oil and gas operations,” according to the group. The group also boasts some familiar civic names, including Kelly Brough, the president of the Denver Metro Boulder Weekly

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WE’LL Chamber of Commerce, former Interior Secretary Ken Salazar, former Denver Mayor Wellington Webb and Howard Arnold of the Colorado Building & Constructions Trade Council (AFLCIO). Much of the pressure has been focused on public officials thus far, particularly state lawmakers who have struggled to reach a compromise that would avert an election confrontation between the energy industry and localcontrol advocates. With the 2014 legislative session over, Gov. John Hickenlooper reportedly has given 50/50 odds that a special session could be called. Noble/Anadarko’s nonprofit, CRED, is also targeting lawmakers. An open letter printed in CRED’s Denver Post insert implores Colorado’s elected officials to oppose more regulations on the oil and gas industry because the state “already has the most comprehensive and stringent oil and gas regulations in the nation.” “As we approach another election season, there may be attempts at the ballot box to change the way Colorado currently regulates the oil and gas industry,” the letter adds. “Rumors abound as to whether an initiative will attempt to ban development processes, like fracking, or turn our state into a confusing patchwork of inconsistency by transferring regulation of the industry to hundreds of local governments.” Yet environmental groups have consistently questioned whether the state’s regulations on the industry are protective enough, particularly as a growing body of research sounds alarms. The latest example is a report this month by the Cooperative Institute for Research in Environmental Sciences at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) that found that oil and gas operations along the Front Range are emitting significantly higher amounts of air pollution than state data indicates. The Boulder-based Boulder Weekly

NOAA researchers concluded that emissions of benzene, a toxic carcinogen strictly regulated by federal law, were seven times higher than the state’s own data, which is self reported by the oil and gas industry. Volatile organic compounds that create “brown cloud” smog were twice as high — more than 13 tons per hour — only adding to concerns about Front Range pollution. Since 2007, the region has been out of compliance with the federal Environmental Protection Agency’s health-protecting eight-hour ozone standard. Collentine with the Sierra Club says the oil and gas industry’s efforts to portray itself as authoritative and using green terms like “environment” in their campaigns begs some questions: “‘What is fracking? What is the quote-unquote truth about fracking?’ to use one of the lines that they have used in a lot of their materials,” she says. “People don’t feel safe in these communities where fracking is occurring or in these communities where fracking could occur. They know that air travels statewide; that if it is happening in their neighbor’s backyard, it could happen in theirs, and that’s concerning to people. So until folks in our local communities can look around and say, ‘I feel comfortable living here; I feel safe living here’ and that’s not in conflict with our energy development in this state, I think there is still a lot more to be done.” Local control groups, she adds, may in the end be outspent by the oil and gas industry. She notes, however, it’s not just money that wins on Election Day, as voters in cities that have passed bans or moratoria discovered. “I think no matter what the dollar amounts are that come to light, it’s not going to change the fact that when people are concerned about their air and their water and their family and their community, they won’t stop until they feel like they are safe,” Collentine says. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Lynx are back in Colorado, but still facing threats Critical habitat designation still pending as conservation advocates push for more protection by Bob Berwyn U.S. Forest Service biologist Liz Roberts checks a motion-sensor camera in the forest near Copper Mountain to see if it captured any images of lynx stopping by.

ike many Colorado skiers, the state’s native lynx must also have enjoyed this past winter. Cruising along on their huge, tufted paws, the wild cats come into their own when the snow piles up soft and deep in high country spruce and fir forests. Hiding out beneath dense overhangs of evergreen boughs during the day, then emerging at dawn or dusk to hunt, the threatened predators have made a huge comeback in the state, and they’re holding their own — but the job isn’t done yet, according to conservation advocates who want the federal government to designate critical habitat for the species. But overall, the huge controversy sparked by the original 1999 endangered listing decision and simultaneous reintroduction program in Colorado has faded. If you’ve live in Colorado for more than 15 years you may remember the bitter battle over Vail Ski Area’s

Blue Sky Basin (then called Category 3) expansion, as conservation advocates sought to prevent the resort from building lifts in what, at the time, was deemed to be one of the last best areas of lynx habitat in central Colorado. The fight culminated when some outof-state environmental extremists torched lodges and lifts at Vail in a dangerous arson attack that didn’t help lynx a single bit. It turns out that the cats have managed to reclaim some habitat around Vail, including Vail Pass, which remains a crucial corridor for lynx moving into new territories. Most recently, wildlife biologists estimate that there are probably a couple of hundred lynx living in Colorado, mostly concentrated in the San Juans, but with strong population pockets in other areas, including around Summit County and Vail, as well as Aspen, and even as far north as Rocky Mountain

National Park. The cats that were brought in from Canada and Alaska in the early 2000s quickly started breeding and since then, several generations of native-born lynx have been carving out their own territories in the mountains of Colorado. But since state biologists stopped monitoring the cats via expensive electronic tracking gear, they really don’t have a solid handle on exactly how many of the cats survive each year and how many kittens are born each spring.

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abundant to begin with in Colorado. movement, he adds. The North American population And while lynx sightings have thrives across parts of Canada and been reported from a number of ski Alaska in a subarctic ecosystem, areas, including Breckenridge, although other subspecies (like the Keystone and Telluride, Andree says Iberian lynx) have adapted to warmhe’s not aware of any sightings in the er and drier conditions. vicinity of Vail Mountain, so it’s still But historic records show that, not clear if the Blue Sky Basin for a few decades at the end of the expansion affected the cats’ ability to 1800s, trappers were bringing lynx live in that area. pelts to trading posts on a regular “We don’t have all the answers basis, until, suddenly, like the Lorax’s yet. My thoughts on wildlife have truffula trees, they were all but wiped always been that it’s easier to err on out. Throughout the 1900s there the side of protection,” Andree says. were very few reports of lynx until Whether or not lynx will get any the “last” known was killed by trapprotected critical habitat in Colorado pers near Vail in the 1970s. will be decided in the next few Life continued in Colorado. months, as federal biologists finalize Lynx aren’t crucial apex predators their latest version of a plan that has like wolves that control entire ecoalready faced legal challenges for not systems from the top down. Still, a living up to the Endangered Species handful of forward-thinking state Act. biologists decided that the cats “There was a lot we didn’t know should be restored to the landscape. State and federal biologists are still trying to map out the most critical areas for lynx and trying 15 years ago and there’s been a lot of to figure out how to connect important blocks of habitat. As legend has it, the scientists good research,” says Jim Zelenak, hatched their plan during a summer the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service raft trip, won legislative approval biologist who is leading the lynx and wrangled up some funding (including $200,000 started about the same time that lynx started their planning process for the agency charged with protectin seed money from Vail Resorts) and started working comeback. In central and northern Colorado, that ing endangered species. with trappers in Canada and Alaska to capture males could result in vast new areas of good habitat, but not “We know more about lynx habitat requirements, and females for release in the San Juans, near Creede. for about 20 to 30 years, when lodgepole forests are but there’s still some vagueness. The bottom line is, The first couple of years were rough, as many of partially regrown. Meanwhile, the spreading spruce they are dependent on snowshoe hare populations. We the lynx simply starved to death before they could get beetle infestation in the San Juans may be having a don’t know of any lynx populations that can persist comfortable in their new home. Biologists quickly big effect on lynx habitat in the area that’s been a without snowshoe hares,” Zelenak says, adding that shifted gears, keeping the lynx in captivity for a few stronghold for the cats from day one. the federal agency is still trying to determine whether weeks and making sure they were well fed before Without a surefire way to track the cats, there’s no the best available science supports a critical habitat releasing them. The new tactics paid off, as the cats definitive way to know how many cats are roaming designation in Colorado. started reproducing in the early 2000s. Ten years later, around out there. In Colorado, biologists will launch a new push to biologists said lynx were reproducing at a rate that “Without collars, it’s all anecdotal,” says Bill understand lynx population dynamics next fall by outpaced mortality — the hallmark of a successful Andree, a Vail-based wildlife manager with Colorado using remote automated cameras, combined with recovery program. Parks and Wildlife. “They’re definitely living in some tracking, to determine habitat occupancy. The new of the drainages south of I-70, and we’ve had repromethod won’t give an exact county, but will help conWhat lies ahead? duction in the county. ... But they haven’t spread to servation biologists understand if the cats are using But there are still some big questions, including everywhere we thought they would.” areas thought to be good habitat. climate change and the massive forest die-off that Interstate-70 is still a big barrier to northward Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Boulder resident Matthew Moseley (below) swam a relay 29 miles across Lake Pontchartrain in 2012, and returns this year to swim the lake solo.

Gonzo swimming Going the distance, New Orleans style by Tom Winter

ew Orleans’ Lake Pontchartrain is only 12 feet deep. But that’s deep enough to drown. And you can drown there — that is, if the alligators don’t get to you first. And if the alligators do get you, you won’t have to worry about a coffin. The scraps of your flesh that they leave behind will be eaten by the bull sharks and the alligator gar: ugly prehistoric looking fish with massive jaws full of spiny teeth. The gar, the alligators and the sharks provide a grim backdrop to Boulder resident Matthew Moseley’s attempt to become the first person to solo swim across the Lake Pontchartrain. But he’s

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worried about none of that. “The wind chop is the hardest thing,” admits Moseley, who is no stranger to Pontchartrain, having braved the lake several times over the past few years as a swimmer in several relay events, including a 2012 effort that saw him and his partner, Glynde Mangum, swim 29 miles across the lake in just over 12 hours. That successful crossing, along with a prior effort in 2007, were done to raise funds to rebuild the New Canal Lighthouse which was damaged by Hurricane Katrina and to benefit Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation, which focuses on the restoration of the lake and surrounding waterways.

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The Foundation will be this year’s beneficiary degree, I was swimming at CU and started to swim media, it’s not enough to merely be able to swim from Moseley’s solo attempt. with the Masters club.” across the lake (although that feat, would be enough “Over the years, I’ve come to learn that the lake That was just the start. Bestowed with a free spir- for most in our lifetimes). To get his message out, used to be an iconic place in the world, a centerpiece it and sense of adventure, Moseley started to take his he’s stepping up this year’s project on a variety levels. for New Orleans, but then they started to dredge the swimming in a new direction. Looking for something First, a documentary is in the works. lake and that basically destroyed the lake,” says more, he decided to swim from Moab to the confluThe movie plans to showcase Moseley’s swim as Moseley. “The clams and the oysters died, and for ence of the Green and Colorado rivers in 2006. The part of the larger efforts by the Lake Pontchartrain decades and decades Lake Pontchartrain was a toxic successful effort took two days and was named one of Basin Foundation, as well as showcasing the journey dump. People stopped swimming in the lake and all the top 10 adventure moments for that year by the of the lake from its toxic era that ended in 2006 to recreation really ceased. I did the first swim to bring Rocky Mountain News. the Lake’s remarkable recovery as well as the everawareness to the lake to help protect it and Courtesy of Matthew Moseley present threats to the future of not only the give it some love. When you tell people in Lake’s ecosystem but to the entire New New Orleans that you are swimming in Orleans basin ecosystem. Lake Pontchartrain, people say, ‘Why would The swim will also be what Moseley you do that? There are bull sharks, alligaterms an “art” project. tors, alligator gar, nutra rats.’ But I’m not “It’s swimming as art,” he says, and really scared of that. The chop is the hardest laughs. “This swim is the fifth time that I’ve thing.” done some sort of incarnation of swimming When Moseley talks about the lake, it’s across Pontchartrain. There are going to be possible to detect a faint hint of a southern three or four supporting boats, a party barge, accent in his voice. And it’s his southern live music, fire and different art pieces that roots that connect him to New Orleans. are nocturnal. We’ll have the medium of fire Originally from Lafayette, La., Moseley fell at night, moving across the lake, it will be in love with the vibrant culture of the city at one giant art project.” a young age. He moved to Telluride, Colo., “And,” says Moseley, “when I crawl on after graduating from Louisiana Tech the shore and my last stroke is done and my University, intending to spend only a year or feet touch the terra firma, it will be gone, two in the ski town. forever.” “I always thought that I’d be in Telluride If it sounds that Moseley is trying to Moseley’ swim will fundraise for the Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation — and onlookers will celebrate both the feat of distance swimming and survivfor only a year and then go back to New make a splash, well, he is. This is a guy, after ing possible alligator attacks. Orleans,” says Moseley. But a chance to obtain all, who works in a media-savvy environment a graduate degree in public policy from the and political frenzy that surrounds the University of Colorado Boulder brought him to Boulder, “I wish I would have done open water swimming Colorado State House. He also wrote a book about where he’s since carved out a career as a communications as a kid,” says Moseley. “It is much more free. There Hunter S. Thompson, Dear Dr. Thompson: Felony strategist and advocate. Still, as the saying goes, you can are no lane lines, no clock. You feel you are part of Murder, Hunter S. Thompson and the Last Gonzo take the boy out of New Orleans but you can’t take the the water, part of the world around you, that you are Campaign. So when Moseley tells you that this year’s New Orleans out of the boy. alive. Sometimes I’ve experienced 23-mile solo attempt on Pontchartrain is an exercise “New Orleans is my soul city,” the same thing running or skiing. in “Gonzo swimming,” you tend to laugh and agree. says Moseley. “I love the city. I feel You can get to that same place, with Because, with the fire and the party barge and the INFO BOX Become part of the swim: Learn more about Boulder is my home and my family, nothing else around you except live music, it is Gonzo swimming, the kind of thing the Lake Pontchartrain but my heart and soul is in New what you are doing right then. that Thompson himself would have liked (especially Foundation, make donations and get educated at saveoOrleans. My remedy is to go back There is something very spiritual the fire and the party barge part). urlake.org. Donate to the there a lot, and this swim is a way to and ancient when I swim. We are of It’s also true to the New Orleans vibe of, if you’re swim: Matthew.L.Moseley@ gmail.com keep my connection with the city.” the water. And what I hope to going to do something, you might as well make it And like the water runs thought accomplish with the swim a little into a party. the swamps, levees and ditches of bit is to get people to understand “A friend said to me,” Moseley says with a laugh, Louisiana, water is in Moseley’s veins. their connection with the water. You have to treat “‘you’ve created a carnival around you, you have to “I started swimming when I was in third grade,” it with care and respect, because when it goes, we go, make it.’ ” He laughs again. “And I will make it, or he recalls. “I swam through high school and then too.” I’ll die trying. Either way it will be killer!” when I came to Boulder to pursue my graduate Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Moseley knows that in this day and age of hyper

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ifelong Boulder resident Gabi Ury was born with that included areas of Ury recently made history when her spine and major muscle groups. she held a sustained abdominal A number of years ago, Ury discovplank longer ered continually holding Barbara Colombo than any female on a plank, a position comrecord. monly used by athletes to Just a few weeks ago, strengthen their core, in front of friends, family came naturally to her. and two video cameras After years of training, used to record the eviUry set a date of April 19 dence necessary for the to break the planking Guinness World Records record of one hour, five to confirm her feat, Ury minutes and 18 seconds. success: 1 percent planked her way into the Guinness At the time, Ury’s perinspiration; 99 percent perspiworld-renowned record ration. sonal best was an hourbook. And true to Ury’s long plank. So, surpassimmense drive and ing the 65-minute mark determination, the Boulder teen held the was no guarantee. taxing position for one hour, 20 minutes With one Guinness World Record and five seconds — nearly 15 minutes under her belt, Ury has been training her beyond previous world’s best. dog, Mia, to sit her on back while she The 16-year-old’s achievement is planks. She says she isn’t sure if the made more remarkable by the fact that added dimension of her unique talent Ury has endured over a dozen major sur- will write another page in the record geries to combat complications associatbooks, but she’s enjoying the additional ed with VATER syndrome, an acronym time with her companion anyway. describing a number of defects which Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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hen Krewella first started talking about signing to major label Columbia Records, the group left no room for confusion on its demand for creative control over its music. “That was a huge priority,” says Yasmine Yousaf, one of Krewella’s two singers. “When we signed to Columbia, it was one of the first things we said. It was like ‘Guys, we’re really headstrong. We’re kind of the assholes if you want to take the creative shit away from us. We are completely in control, and that’s that. We put our foot down. And they’ve been so respectful. They didn’t even think of stepping on our toes. They were like ‘Guys, you do your thing and we just back you. You have our full support.’” That kind of independent streak has shown up throughout Krewella’s career in much of what the trio from Chicago has done, from how they’ve made their EPs and albums to how they’ve carved their own stylistic path, to how the group plans to change the typical electronic music game as a live act. The three members of Krewella — Yasmine Yousaf, her sister, Jahan, and Kris “Rain Man” Trindl — met while Jahan Yousef and Trindl were attending high school in the Chicago suburb of Northbrook. Discovering a shared love for early electronic acts like Chromeo and MSTRKRFT, see KREWELLA Page 32

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they formed the group, live vocals come through and in 2010 rented a loft and have it feel right, not in Chicago where they awkward or random. So built their own studio we’ve had a lot of prep setup and started making time on this one.” music by their own rules. The strong vocal presTrindl was the band ence of Krewella’s music member with the most (it’s a central element to experience in music, the songs on their newest having spent 10 years album Get Wet) is one playing guitar in heavy element that sets the metal bands, and created group apart from other beats and tracks. But the electronic acts. But there Yousaf sisters quickly are other contrasts. As emerged as the main much as Krewella has songwriters and lyricists been associated with the in Krewella — although EDM scene — and has Trindl played a major signatures of the genre the foundation of Krewella’s sound is electronic, sisters Yasmine and role in helping Yasmine While Jahan Yousaf add live vocals to the DJ sets — a rarity in electronic dance with its reliance on proand Jahan Yousaf devel- music. grammed beats and op their writing chops. pumped-up synthetic Trindl was quite a instrumentation — Get lyrics,” Yousaf says. “So we both had taskmaster though, frequently harsh in Wet sounds like it could fit in with Top opposite faults and really helped each his criticism to the point of being a 40 dance pop (think Lady Gaga or other grow. And I think, now at this jerk toward the sisters. He relentlessly Rihanna). time period in our lives, we’ve somepushed them to step up their skills. The group’s music features chorushow balanced each other out and we’ve Somehow, they put up with it all, es, strong vocal melodies and pop song learned so much from each other that despite some resentment. Today, Yousaf we’re kind of on this level playing field structures to go with the kind of says she appreciates the tough-love amped-up synthetic instrumentation now.” and driving dance beats that are comapproach of Trindl. The quality of the music and the mon in EDM. “I think back to those times about group’s lively approach to performing The first single from the Get Wet seven years ago, I think about how has helped Krewella quickly rise album, “Live For The Night,” as well as much I sucked as a catchy songwriter, through the EDM (electronic dance tracks like “Come & Get It” and “Enjoy not even a pop writer, not a rock writer, music) ranks, moving up from shows The Ride” and are prime examples of but as a songwriter in general,” she around Chicago beginning in 2011 to Krewella’s catchy, high-energy sound. says. “I was just writing on a whim. I touring nationally and internationally What helps the album is some songs, thought I was pretty OK and I thought — landing slots at such major festivals such as “Ring Of Fire,” “Pass The Love I knew what I was as Australia’s Around” and “Human,” vary intensities doing, but I’m so Stereosonic and quite a bit, and this provides breathers thankful that he was Miami’s Ultra ON THE BILL: Global Dub from the relentlessly big sound of songs an asshole because I Festival. Festival featuring Krewella, with Datsik, Crizzly and more. 7:30 p.m. like “Live For The Night.” wouldn’t write the Along the way, Friday, May 16. Red Rocks Yousaf says she’s proud that same way I do the group released Ampitheatre, 18300 W. Alameda Krewella may have created a sound that today.” its debut EP, Play Parkway, Morrison, www.redrocksonline.com, 720-865-2494, $42.50bridges the gap between Top 40 and In particular, she Hard, in 2012, fol$110. edgy EDM. says, Trindl changed lowed by a remix “I know people will try to compare how she thought EP, Play Harder. us to dance artists and then will try to about songwriting. It was at compare us to pop artists,” she says. “He wanted me to think about Stereosonic and Ultra that Krewella “But I think straddling the line is the every melody I was making,” she says. first introduced live vocals (by the most beautiful thing we’ve ever accom“He wanted me to think about every Yousaf sisters) into their performances plished, and I don’t mind that. I think note in correspondence to the next — a rarity in the EDM world, where it’s so cool that we can have undernote. And I never had thought of meleven if DJs have vocal songs, they ody that way. I would kind of just come almost always perform only to recorded ground dance fans and then also the up with something and stick to the tracks. Now Krewella is stepping up its average listener who doesn’t even know who Skrillex is.” first thing I thought of. There was not live vocal show as the group tours this She also isn’t letting herself worry ‘Oh maybe I could write something spring. about whether EDM fans might be better’ or ‘Maybe this isn’t a great mel“It’s actually taken a lot to get into upset if Krewella does break through to ody.’ It was just the first thing I [live vocals] just because nobody else the mainstream and reach a mass audithought of, I would just write it down has really done it before,” Yousaf says. ence. and that was it. I always thought my “So we had no one to emulate, no one “In the end I just want to make lyrics were pretty OK in the beginning, to go off of. There was no model for music and reach as many people as and he thought so, too. It was more my this. We had to create the model ourmelodies [that needed work]. selves. And it’s been really hard to kind possible, touch as many people as possible,” Yousaf says. “That’s what it’s all “And the funny thing was Jahan’s of figure out how to incorporate the about.” melodies were stronger in the beginvocals into a DJ set, still keep it very Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com ning, but Kris told her to work on her much in the DJ world, yet still have the 32 May 15, 2014

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ife is a beautiful struggle,” begins the title-track of Swollen Members new album Brand New Day, which the hip-hop trio will be promoting at the Fox Theatre in Boulder on Thursday, May, 22. The lyric foreshadows an album embracing triumph over dark times. Over the past 15 years, the Vancouver-based group has garnered widespread praise in the underground rap scene and experienced some mainstream success, even winning four Juno Awards, the Canadian equivalent of the Grammy. However, it hasn’t all been butterflies and rainbows. In fact, Swollen Members’ rapper Madchild’s “rainbows are black,” or at least they were, as he Look out, Boulder! Swollen Members are once again allowed into America and proclaims in the 2011 track “Night they’re coming to hike your mountains. Vision,” which recounts his struggles with addiction, a challenge for his bandmate Prevail (Kiley Hendriks) and “There are some flashes of light on the idea that we are confident with the producer Rob the Viking (Daniel this new album,” Prevail says, “and fact that we’ve had an amazing career,” Dentin) as well. that’s been a breath of fresh air for us.” he tells BW. “We’ve got a lot of projecIn addition to Madchild’s drug However Prevail assures that their tion left in us. … When all three of us problems, Swollen Members faced dif11th studio production does not stray get in a room it’s pretty hard to stop us.” ficulty more recently when he was from their aggressive signature style. In anticipation of the new album’s indefinitely denied entrance to the U.S. “We’re still a very aggressive rap June 17 release, the Swollen Members’ in 2010 due to his alleged affiliation group, very aggressive lyricists, always tour will hit Colorado at the end of May, with the Hell’s Angels. It was 2013 with the abstract poetry,” he says. “We and the boys couldn’t be more stoked. before he was was have really realized the “We love Boulder, we love granted permission to value of each others’ Colorado,” Prevail says. “Boulder is one ON THE BILL: Swollen enter the country brotherhood and of the first places that we performed at Members. 9 p.m. Thursday, again, and the group friendship and creative when we were able to crack the U.S. May 22. All Ages. $20 GA + $21 for under 21 tickets. The hit the the ground quality and found that market as Canadians in underground Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., running, having had not only is it worth it, hip hop.” Boulder, 303-443-3399. time to battle some but we can make betThe group will be playing at the demons in the meanter music than we ever Fox Theatre on the University Hill, time. Madchild’s have before.” which Prevail says is quite a landmark highly publicized drug problems and Swollen Members have been reguvenue for the group. legal issues plagued their well-being, lars on the top of the Canadian “The Fox has always been so kind but never stopped the music. Billboard charts for album sales since to us, the fanbase is just absolutely “We survived the deluge,” rapper 2002, with 2013’s Beautiful Death amazing with the young, vibrant enerMachine reaching number three. Prevail tells BW. “I think the trials and gy,” he says. “It keeps it absolutely fresh Despite those sales numbers, Swollen tribulations that we went through and revitalized everytime we play. It has Members are dedicated to the underwould have broken a lot of groups, but great sound, great staff and there’s ground scene. for us, it made us stronger. I am thanksomething living in those walls there “Underground to me means real ful to say it’s been a number of years that just resonates with us.” art… true art,” Madchild once said in Mad’s been completely, dead-arrow While Prevail isn’t busy making an interview. “Not being concerned mayhem on stage at The Fox, you sober now.” Recently, things have been looking a with what’s popular.” might find him hiking up the Flatirons. lot brighter for the group. And all of Prevail furthers that notion while “Everytime I’m there, I hike that is summed up in the new album, acknowledging that anti-mainstream Chautauqua Park,” he says, “I love Brand New Day, which is set to drop does not mean anti-success. it.” June 17. “Brand New Day really encapsulates Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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arts & culture ON THE BILL: A Lie of the Mind runs through June 1 at the Bug Theatre, 3654 Navajo Street in Denver. Tickets are $18$20. For tickets or information, visit www.bugtheatre. info or call (303) 477-9984.

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Dysfunction abounds in the Bug’s latest by Gary Zeidner Verl Hite

ack in the aughts, the Bug Theatre and Haley Johnson is more than up to the Company consistently produced task. Johnson’s efforts altering her speech patexciting, affecting theatre of a kind terns and body language to convey Beth’s not commonly seen elsewhere. Its brain damage rises to potentially award-worhauntingly beautiful 2003 producthy status. As Jake’s toxic, smothering mother, tion of Alchemy of Desire/Dead Man’s Blues Libby Rife delivers some extremely challengbrought tears to my eyes. Its take on David ing lines with ease. Few actresses could so Sedaris’ The Santaland Diaries, which starred bluntly blame the victim of horrific domestic the inimitable Gary Culig and ran for 10 violence and make the remark sound this years, remains my single favorite iteration of nefariously natural. that joyously cranky holiday classic. The lighting and sound work by Charles Cobb is as understated as it is effective. Often, Some years ago, the Bug Theatre it is his lighting choices as much as the set or Company stopped producing full seasons, optblocking that provide a sense of place from ing instead to focus on periodic productions scene to scene. And his decision to include a like the monthly open stage spectacle known Haley Johnson and Sam Gilstrap in Bug Theatre Company’s production of few bars of “16 Horsepower” at one point duras Freak Train and the nearly annual A Lie of the Mind,” by Sam Shephard. ing the show is a welcome surprise. Halloween tradition that is Night of the Living Director Verl Hite has helmed just two Dead. While these endeavors have been well plays, Angel City and A Lie of the Mind, both received, I’ve missed the magic the full-time Jake has beaten Beth into a bloody, brain-damaged by Sam Shepard. It’s clear that Shepard speaks to theatre company frequently conjured. pulp. Mistakenly — and unaccountably — thinking Hite, who seems to resonate with the playwright’s So when I learned that the Bug Theatre that Beth is dead, Jake slinks back to his childhood bleak worldview. His casting and staging choices Company was edging back toward a more full-time, home. After being released from the hospital, Beth amplify the clashes between realism and absurdity full season model, I was thrilled beyond measure. The returns to her parents’ house to convalesce. As an that occur throughout the play. Hite appears to have play with which it has begun this process, Sam example of A Lie of the Mind’s many lapses in logic, a sure directing hand. I hope to have the opportunity Shepard’s A Lie of the Mind, will please Shepard afiapparently police do not exist in the universe of the cionados with a strong production, but the inherent play, because no one from either family nor anyone at to see what he could do with something non-Shepanature of the script is unlikely to bring non-fans or the hospital thinks to involve them in the initial beat- rd-ian in the future. At more than two and a half hours (mercifully newcomers into the Bug fold. ing or a subsequent shooting. slimmed down from its original four hour running A Lie of the Mind presents two extremely dysfuncThe Bug Theatre Company dives head first into time), A Lie of the Mind will either be considered an tional families in the midst of a crisis. The first clan A Lie of the Mind and, for good or ill, embraces every endurance test or an operatic ode to anomie dependconsists of widowed mother, Lorraine (Libby Rife), aspect of it. The set, created by Kenn Penn, does the ing entirely on the viewer’s opinion of Shepard’s and her adult children, Sally (Mary Kay Riley), utmost with the Bug’s relatively small stage. A row of source material. The play really is that divisive — a Frankie (Paul Jaquith) and Jake (Chris Bleau). The utility poles standing sentry behind the action places hallmark of Shepard’s work. The Bug Theatre second one is led by patriarch Baylor (Dell Dominik) the play squarely in Shepard’s West, and each pole Company’s presentation of it, however, deserves who lords over wife Meg (Darcy Kennedy), son Mike serves as a totem of loneliness. The slanted, bifurcatnothing but praise, and I hope that it signals the (Sam Gilstrap) and daughter Beth (Haley Johnson) ed stage design persistently reinforces the off-kilter resurgence of one of the best theatre companies along like the pint-sized king of a clapboard castle. nature of the damaged characters and helps to the Front Range. Jake and Beth are married, and Jake is an inveter- demark each family’s territory. ate spousal abuser. The play opens immediately after Beth is the heart and soul of A Lie of the Mind, Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Stephen Stills at Boulder Theater The legendary songwriter and member of Buffalo Springfield and Crosby, Stills and Nash will be doing a solo set at The Boulder Theater, a very, very, very fine concert house. Stephen Stills, 8 p.m., Saturday, May 17, Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, www.bouldertheater.com, 303.786.7030, $48.50-$53.50

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Thursday, May 15 Music Adam Frishman. 7:30 p.m. Larry’s Guitar Shop, 508 5th Ave., Longmont, 720-340-4169. Banshee Tree. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. Casual Sinners. 8 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Espresso! Gypsy Jazz. 7 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985. Felonius Smith Trio. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing Co. (Flatiron Park), 1898 S. Flatiron Ct., Suite 110, Boulder, 303-396-1898. Gloria Nelson & Nearly There Band. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel & Home of the Blues, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Left Hand Market Boys. 5:30 p.m. Kettle & Stone Brewing Company, 6880 Winchester Circle, Boulder, 303-530-0642. Mono Verde. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog Sports Bar & Grill, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Moses Jones Trio. 7 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 North Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. The Prairie Scholars: Dinner Music. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303485-9400. Roosevelt Collier’s Colorado Get Down. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1128 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0095.

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That Bob Dylan cat, he might go somewhere. Need proof? Boulder’s eTown Hall is hosting its annual tribute to the Minnesota Minstrel on Sunday, May 18, featuring an all-star lineup of musicians like Monacle Band, Boulder Swing Collective and Gregory Alan Isakov. It’s the eighth year the tribute has happened. And if Dylan wasn’t all that and a bag of gluten-free chips, they probably would have stopped at six.

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First Annual Boulder Block Party, 6 p.m., Friday, May 16, Madelife, 2000 21st St., Boulder, www.facebook. com/bdrblockparty, 303-927-0802 $10

Anthony Doerr’s books The Shell Collector, Memory Wall and About Grace, earned him a Guggenheim Fellowship and a job as Idaho’s writer-in-residence. Doerr’s new novel All the Light We Cannot See, follows the story of a young girl that must flee The Nazis in ‘40s Paris, and a boy drafted into the Hitler Youth as a radio operator.

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Pastels and Digital Art — Artist Terri Hamner. NCAR, 3090 Center Green Drive, Boulder, 303-497-1000. Through May 31.

Modern Masters: 20th Century Icons from the Albright-Knox Art Gallery — Features works collected by Vincent van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, and more. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through June 8.

PAPER/PRODUCT: Portfolios from the Polly and Mark Addison Collection. CU Art Museum, 1085 18th St., Boulder, 303-492-8300. Through June 21.

Rebranded: Polish Film Posters for the American Western. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through June 1. A Recognizable Disguise — Artists Adam Milner, Laura Chill and Joel Swanson.Firehouse Art Center. 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont, 303651-2787. Through June 13. Recent Video Works — Artist Araya Rasdjarmrearnsook. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through May 25. Seen in Passing — Artist Chuck Forsman. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through May 25.

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Photography — Artist Kate Zari Roberts. NCAR. 3090 Center Green Drive, Boulder, 303-497-1000. Through May 31.

Linda Everson’s exhibit “Language of the Forest” will be on display at the Muse Gallery through June 28.

God Save the Teens. MCA Denver. 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Opens Friday, May 16.

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One Thing Leads to Another. Artist Gayle Crites. BMoCA, Macky, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-1633. Through June 1.

The Art of Data. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art. 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through July 6. Epic — Artist Joseph Stashkevetch. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through July 13.

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Friday, May 16 Music Adrienne-o. 10 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733. Ash Ganley. 10 p.m. West Flanders Brewery, 1125 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-BREW. Bear. 6 p.m. Red Frog Coffee, 15 Ken Pratt Blvd., Suite 200, Longmont, 303-772-7209. Boa & Jodie. 8 p.m. CyclHOPS, 600 S. Airport Rd., Longmont, 303-776-BIKE. Bonnie Sims. 6 p.m. CHUBurger, 1225 Ken Pratt Blvd., Longmont, 303-485-2482. Boulder Women’s Sing Dance Drum Circle. 7 p.m. Boulder Mennonite Church, 3910 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-443-3889. Buckner Funken. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-4859400.

Janine Gastineau. 7 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985. Joe Johnson. 6 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. Jon McCartan. 8 p.m. Whistler’s Cafe, 121 S. Jefferson St., Nederland, 303-258-0614. Last Men on Earth. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397.

Lyons High School Reunion Show. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Mono Verde. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog Sports Bar & Grill, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Monocle. 7:30 p.m. Harmony Music Hall, 2525 1/2 Broadway St., Boulder, 303-444-7444. Natural Motives. 8 p.m. No-Name Bar, 1325 Broadway, Boulder, 303-447-3278. Nolan McInnis. 6 p.m. Sun Rose Cafe, 379 Main St., Longmont, 303-651-3533.

DJ Bedz. 8 p.m. Press Play, 1005 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-442-2176.

The Pamlico Sound. 9 p.m. The Lazy Dog Sports Bar & Grill, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355.

Full Belly. 9 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094.

The Prairie Scholars: Brews & Tunes. 5 p.m. Kettle & Stone Brewing Company, 6880 Winchester Circle, Boulder, 303-530-0642.

The Honey Glitters. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing Company, 1501 Lee Hill Rd, Unit #20, Boulder, 303-449-2911.

The Railsplitters. 9 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St., Boulder, 303-443-6461.

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events Rex Peoples. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel & Home of the Blues, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Sambadende. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Steel Pennies. 6:30 p.m. Bittersweet Cafe & Confections, 836 Main St., Louisville, 303-317-5522. That Eighties Band. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 North Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Timber!. 7 p.m. Espresso Vino by Brewing Market, 2770 Dagny Way, Lafayette, 720-890-3993. Tom Pakele (from Hotfoot). 6 p.m. Front Range Brewing Company, 400 W. South Boulder Road, Lafayette, 303-339-0767.

Clothing Construction Class, Ages 12-Adult. 12:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Game Night. 4:30 p.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-4390. Paradox MAYhem: A Party of Epic Proportions. 6 p.m. Movement Climbing and Fitness, 2845 Valmont Rd., Boulder, 303-443-1505. Tango Practica at BTS. 8 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

Saturday, May 17

Events

FamilyDance Planet. 9:30 am. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

Radiate Unified Dance Party. 8:30 p.m. Shine Restaurant & Gathering Place, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120. School of Rock. 12 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328.

Third and Fifth Saturday Swing w/ Live Music. 7 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

Music

Br’er Rabbit. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. BVSD Trip Tracker Fundraiser. 6 p.m. BCSIS/High Peaks Elementary School, 3995 Aurora Ave., Boulder, 720-561-6500. Chauncy Crandall. 9 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. Dave Potter. 5 p.m. Front Range Brewing Company, 400 W. South Boulder Road, Lafayette, 303-339-0767. Dino Romanelli. 7 p.m. Odd 13 Brewing, 301 E. Simpson St., Lafayette, 303-997-4164. Halden Wofford & the Hi*Beams. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. HoneyTree. 8 p.m. CyclHOPS, 600 S. Airport Road, Longmont, 303-776-BIKE. Lionel Young Band. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel & Home of the Blues, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Los Cheesies Chiquitos. 5 p.m. Restaurante 100% Mexicano, 2850 Iris Ave., Suite H, Boulder, 303-4404141. Los Funbags. 9 p.m. Stage Stop, Main St., Rollinsville, 303-258-0649. Lucid Vigilantes. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. The Miner’s Ghost. 3 p.m. Red Frog Coffee, 15 Ken Pratt Blvd., Suite 200, Longmont, 303-772-7209. Pamlico Sound. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog Sports Bar & Grill, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Private Gripweed. 8 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

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Tango Night at BTS. 9 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

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Benefit for Johnny O by The Delta Sonics. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-2976397.

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French/English Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Al Chessis & Bob Pellegrino. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Road, Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914.

Andrew Wynne. 6:30 p.m. Bittersweet Cafe & Confections, 836 Main St., Louisville, 303-317-5522.

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Upslope Get Down. 2 p.m. Upslope Brewing Company (Flatiron Park), 1898 S Flatiron Court, Boulder, 303-3961898.

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Tim Hill Band. 8 p.m. Spirit Hound Distillery, 4196 Ute Highway, Lyons, 303-823-5696.

Conversations in English at Alfalfa’s. 4 p.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Boulder International Folk Dance. 7:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4408303.

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Rachel & The Ruckus. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303485-9400.

Tommy and the Tangerines. 8 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Boulder Community Contra Dance. 8 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

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8th Annual All-Star Tribute to Bob Dylan. 6:30 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696. Acoustic Jam. 4 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Bluegrass Pick. 12 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-4859400. David Richey & Jordan Ramsey. 8 p.m. Lyons Fork, 450 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-5014. Digital Beat Down. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog Sports Bar & Grill, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Erik Boa. 2 p.m. Dickens Tavern, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384. House Concert: New Realms of Classical Music. 4 p.m. Longmont Council for the Arts, 356 Main St., Longmont, 303-678-7869. Jazz Jam with Big Swing Trio. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel & Home of the Blues, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. John Fraizer Band. 9 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Kevin Dooley. 5 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 401 Main St., Boulder, 303-443-6461. Left Hand Market Boys. 10 a.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. The Longest Day of The Year. 5 p.m. Left Hand Brewing Company, 1265 Boston Ave., Longmont, 303-772-0258. McKay Brothers. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303485-9400. Randall Dubis. 5 p.m. CHUBurger, 1225 Ken Pratt Blvd., Longmont, 303-485-2482. Sam Cooper & Company. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Strangebyrds. 8 p.m. CyclHOPS, 600 S. Airport Rd., Longmont, 303-776-BIKE.

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Bonnie Singman. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe. 1203 13th St., Suite A, Boulder, 303-495-3303.

Pace Goodman. 1:30 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe. 1203 13th St., Suite A, Boulder, 303-495-3303.

Original Mind — Dee Coulter. 7 p.m. Barnes and Noble. 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349.

Monday, May 19 The Punisher’s Brain — Morris Hoffman. 2 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 1628 16th St., Denver, 303322-7727.

Learning to Walk in the Dark — Barbara Brown Taylor. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Bookstore. 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074. The Steady Running of the Hour — Justin Go. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 2510 East Colfax Ave., Denver, 303322-7727. The Science of Happily Ever After — Ty Tashiro. 7 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 1628 16th St., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Tuesday, May 20 Poetry Open Mic. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 2510 East Colfax Avenure, Denver, 303-3227727.

Michael Leach will be reading from and signing his book Grizzlies on the Mind at the Tattered Cover in Lo-Do on May 17.

Friday, May 16 Learning to Walk in the Dark — Barbara Brown Taylor. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 2510 East Colfax Avenure, Denver, 303322-7727. Saturday, May 17 Grizzlies on My Mind — Michael Leach. 2 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 1628 16th St., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe. 1203 13th St., Suite A, Boulder, 303-495-3303. Wednesday, May 21

BCSIS Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe. 1203 13th St., Suite A, Boulder, 303-495-3303. Beyond Texting: The Fine Art of Face-toFace Communications — Debra Fine. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Book Store. 2510 East Colfax Avenure, Denver, 303-322-7727. All the Light We Cannot See — Anthony Doerr. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Bookstore. 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

EVENTS from Page 41 Traditional Irish Music Open Session. 7 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

Events Boulder Comedy Show. 7 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Boulder Israeli Dance. 7 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Comedy Night. 7 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Jesss Tango Lesson. 6 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. LocoTango. 6:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Movement Mass. 10:45 a.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. School of Rock. 12 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me - Boulder Edition. 6 p.m. Congregation Nevei Kodesh, 1925 Glenwood Drive, Boulder, 303-443-4567.

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Events Citizenship classes at Immigrant Legal Center. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Colorado Shakespeare Festival Lecture Series. 7 p.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Conversations in English Literary Discussions. 3 p.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Cosmology and Modern Physics. 7 p.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-4390. Geeks Who Drink. 7 p.m. Twisted Pine Brewing Company, 3201 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-786-9270. German Table. 6:30 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Scandinavian Weekly Dance. 7:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Trivia Night. 9 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

Music

Tuesday, May 20

Bluegrass Jam. 7:30 p.m. Twelve Degree Brewery, 820 Main St., Louisville, 720-638-1623.

Music

Electric Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303485-9400. Erik Deutsch. 8 p.m. Southern Sun, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Kaleidoscope Music. 9:15 a.m. JCC Boulder, 3800 Kalmia Ave., Boulder, 303-998-1900. Pick ‘n’ Brew. 8 p.m. West Flanders Brewery, 1125 Pearl

Ash Ganley. 6 p.m. Dickens Tavern, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384. Bluegrass Pick. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Greg Harris Vibe Quintet. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Jazz Supper Club. 6 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985.

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Mathias & the Crooked Streets. 9 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. Micro Altenbach. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Open Mic featuring Josh Jaffee. 8 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733.

Events

theater Shrek The Musical. Boulder’s Dinner Theatre. 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Through Sept. 6.

Boulder World Affairs Discussion Group. 10 a.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-4390.

This. Boulder Ensemble Theatre. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. 303-4421415. 26th Walnut St., Boulder, 303-444-7328. Through May 18.

Conversations in English. 1 p.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303441-4390.

The Madwoman of Chaillot. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-4421415. Through May 25.

Das Boot Trivia. 8 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328.

The Sound of Music. Jesters Dinner Theatre.

224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. Through August 13. The Little Mermaid. Jesters Dinner Theatre. 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. Through June 14. The Great Gatsby. Arvada Center Black Box Theater. 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada, 720-8987200. Through May 25. Ruby Horsethief, Shrek the Musical opens at Boulder’s Venus in Fur. Curious Theatre. Colorado 1080 Acoma St., River Dinner Theatre this week and will be Denver, 303-623-0524, 720-898-7200. Through playing through Sept. 6. June 14.

French Table. 6:30 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Geeks Who Drink Trivia. 7 p.m. Oskar Blues Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-485-9400. Tango class for Beginners. 6 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Tango Colorado Weekly Practica & Class - Tang. 6:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. The Third Tuesday Lunchtime Concert Series Presents: Amelie Trio. 12 p.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Tuesday Night Swing. 7:30 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Zumba Gold at the Avalon Ballroom. 9 a.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4408303.

Wednesday, May 21 Music Augustus. 7:30 p.m. Foolish Craig’s, 1611 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-247-9383. Blues Jam. 10 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733. Danny Shafer. 6 p.m. Dickens Tavern, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384. Kaleidoscope Music. 9:15 a.m. JCC Boulder, 3800 Kalmia Ave., Boulder, 303-998-1900. Open Bluegrass Pick. 9 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Purple Squirrel. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Rick Estrin & Nightcats. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel & Home of the Blues, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322. Robb Candler. 7 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985. Ron LeGault Trio. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Wednesday Night Blues. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 North Park Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

Events BSD Rehearsals or Intermediate Intensive Class. 7:45 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303. Conversations in English. 10 a.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-4413100. Cruisers & Crawlers. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Library Main Branch, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

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Danceophile Studio/Postoley Dance Ensemble/ Tom Masterson. 7:45 p.m. Village Arts Coalition, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-440-8303.

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Great Books Discussion Group. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-4390.

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Lego Story Club. 4 p.m. Boulder Library Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder, 303-441-3120. Socrates Cafe. 2 p.m. Boulder Library Meadows Branch, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-4390.

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‘Dancing in Jaffa’ tries to heal the Israeli-Palestinian conflict through dance by Michael J. Casey

ince 1994, Pierre Dulaine, subject of the 2013 documentary Dancing in Jaffa, has run a program called Dancing Classrooms, which teaches fifth graders the fundamentals of ballroom dance. The program teaches more than just footwork, it teaches the students elegance, manners, good posture and most important, Dulaine feels that Dancing Classrooms teaches children civility. For Dancing in Jaffa, Dulaine invited a camera crew along to test just how effective Dancing Classrooms is at teaching civility by taking the New York City based program to one of the biggest tinderboxes in the world: Dulaine’s hometown of Jaffa, Israel. Dulaine knows at the outset of the film that teaching dancing in a culture where some men elect not to touch women all together will be difficult, but he is a man on a mission. Dulaine is no stranger to the customs or the IsraelPalestine conflict, and claims to come with no political agenda, just a desire to teach dancing. That opens more doors than you might think and it allows Dulaine to smuggle in lessons of kindness, trust and connection. Dulaine knows that if he can get these kids to look each other in the eye, hold each

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Israeli and Palestinian children learning to overcome social conflict through dance in the 2013 documentary, Dancing in Jaffa.

other’s hand and accomplish something together, then there is hope for the future. But as with all good stories, it’s not that simple. The fight between Israel and Palestine has been dragging on since 1948, and does not seem to be letting up anytime soon. The current generation will always influence the following, and you can see it in some of Dulaine’s students. “My father would kill me if I

CLASSICS: ROMAN HOLIDAY One of the three Oscars awarded to this story of a bored princess who runs off with an American newsman was for Best Writing for Dalton Trumbo. It was originally credited to Ian McLellan Hunter, who fronted for Trumbo during the McCarthy hearings. Another was for Edith Head’s costume design, and the third for Audrey Hepburn’s luminous acting. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater

DANCING IN JAFFA Renowned ball-room dancer Pierre Dulaine takes his program, Dancing Classrooms, back to his city of birth, Jaffa, to teach Jewish and Palestinian Israelis to dance and compete together. “The initially reluctant, moving duets they finally perform make you feel like, yes, dancing,” says New York Daily News. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater

touched a Jew,” one of the Arab students says. One scene around a dinner table illustrates that the kids are aware that Muslims and Jews are different, they’re just not sure how. “Jew, Arab. Arab, Jew. There is no difference!” Pierre admonishes the children who refuse to touch hands. Not every child cooperates, and Dulaine dismisses them from the program. He has no time to waste on people who don’t want to learn. The direc-

which interferes with his fiance’s wedding plans. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater

GLOBAL GLUE PROJECT 52 couples from around the globe share their secrets of sticking together in 52 shorts. This screening of six of these shorts will be followed by a provocative discussion about love and relationships with one of the filmmakers. At Boedecker. — Boedecker theater.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON Ryota Nonomiya is a successful businessman driven by money. When he learns that his biological son was switched with another child after birth, he must make a life-changing decision and choose his true son or the boy he raised as his own. “A tender poem about the ebb and flow of paternal love.” The Telegraph. At Boedecker. — Boedecker theater.

OPERA TOSCA: NATIONAL THEATER MUNICH DON PEYOTE Boulder Premier! Destined to be a cult classic along side “Repo Man” and “The Big Lebowski,” this wonderfully bizarre story of a quixotic hero/madman includes appearances by Anne Hathaway, Wallace Shawn and Topher Grace. An unintentional exchange of fluids with a homeless domesday preacher catapults Warren, our slacker protagonist, onto a path to save the world,

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Starring Karita Mattila, Jonas Kaufmann and Juha Uusitalo. (Three Acts, 2:07). — At Boedecker.

TIM’S VERMEER Tim Jenison, a Texas-based inventor, (Video Toaster, LightWave, TriCaster) attempts to solve one of the greatest mysteries in all art:

tor of the documentary, Hilla Medalia, doesn’t shy away from these moments, making sure to keep the cameras close and rolling. The documentary ends with a competition. Students are selected from each school to dance in front of their parents and teachers. The children are understandably nervous and Dulaine is understandably excited. Trophies are handed out, prizes are awarded to the winning school, but pay attention to the losing schools. They do not throw fits of entitlement. They do not walk off the court with their heads hung in shame. They do not rip off their colored sashes in distress. They dance. Dancing may not solve the problems that the future generations of Israel and Palestine face, but it’s a start. Dancing in Jaffa will play at The Dairy Center for the Arts from May 14th to the 17th. For those interested in learning more, Kathryn Bernheimer (author of The Fifty Greatest Jewish Movies) will host a talkback after Thursday’s show. Tickets and information can be found at www.thedairy.org. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

How did 17th century Dutch master Johannes Vermeer (“Girl with a Pearl Earring”) manage to paint so photo-realistically — 150 years before the invention of photography? The epic research project Jenison embarks on to test his theory is as extraordinary as what he discovers. Spanning a decade, Jenison’s adventure takes him to Delft, Holland, where Vermeer painted his masterpieces on a pilgrimage to the North coast of Yorkshire to meet artist David Hockney and eventually to Buckingham Palace, to see the Queen’s Vermeer. At Boedecker. — Boedecker theater VISITORS Steven Soderbergh presents Reggio’s latest, which has the viewer staring intensely at a series of black and white images and faces while listening to an original score by Philip Glass. The images at first seem unfamiliar and strange, but with enough time the viewer finds themselves staring into the face of humanity, discovering bonds we all share. At Boedecker. — Boedecker Theater

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et’s start with something that’s apparently really, really hard for edgy comedy people to grasp: jokes about rape or the N-word suck, and you suck for using them. Yes, you are allowed to make them; they aren’t illegal or anything. But saying “nothing is off-limits in comedy” makes you sound like a pretentious wang who thinks humor is some kind of miracle drug. Laughter isn’t literally “the best medicine,” so until rape or race jokes cure cancer, feel free to knock it off, jagwagons. To recap: If you want to be edgy, feel free to wrap a huge human dong around someone’s neck like a necklace or show frat boys making dildos out of their own members, both of which are featured in the wholesome R-rated comedy Neighbors. But do not have generally likable white comedian Ike Barinholtz use rape as a punchline and drop two N-bombs (one of them while doing a President Obama impression). Don’t worry; these three jokes do not form the entire basis of my reaction to the film, which is generally pretty funny, even if it is a cut below much of this group’s last outing, This is the End. I’ve just had it with the national dialogue on whether certain things are funny. They’re not, and you’re stupid if you think so. It probably seems like that was a lot of time spent on one tiny aspect of Neighbors, but there’s really not much going on here. Mac (Seth Rogen) and Kelly (Rose Byrne) are new parents who square off against the frat that moves in next door, led by Teddy (Zac Efron) and Pete (Dave Franco). While Boulder Weekly

the couple initially tries to be cool and cling to their youth, engaging in hallucinogenic shenanigans before reminding the youngsters to “keep it down,” they quickly begin assaulting one another with increasingly immoral actions. Oh, and there is a killer lactation scene. The funniest part of watching Rogen play a man-child finally forced to grow up is realizing that he probably only has a few years left during which he can play an underachieving stoner before that character goes from comedic to tragic. Watching him and Byrne run full-speed into the brick wall of uncoolness that awaits all of us is an interesting comedic viewpoint rarely explored. Also refreshing is Efron’s willingness to go “full A-hole.” His drunken self-entitlement and loose grasp on reality evokes images of real-life spoiled young celebrities, who will remain nameless until Rogen calls them names on the Howard Stern show. The problem with Neighbors is that it isn’t quite as funny as it needs to be to buoy such a simplistic premise. The supporting cast is fairly horrid, including Barinholtz in specific, and the tone shifts too often between realistic and ridiculous. Still, Byrne is a show-stealing riot, and the whole debacle is funny enough to count as light, giggly summer fluff. Hopefully, the next time Rogen and his regulars get together, they’ll pack more pound-for-pound laughs, ditch the faux-edgy tasteless quips and keep all the other raunch they want.

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Rising CO2 levels to cut key nutrients in global crops Study pinpoints impacts of greenhouse gases to key food crops by Bob Berwyn

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ew research studying 41 strains of six different crops on three continents that was published May 7 in the scientific journal, Nature, shows that as concentrations of atmospheric carbon dioxide increase, the nutritional content of key food crops will drop, exacerbating hunger woes for millions of people worldwide. In some crops, concentrations of nutrients could drop by as much as 10 percent when CO2 levels rise to 500 parts per million by mid-century. Harvard University public health researcher Samuel Myers says that the new research once and for all resolves questions about the impacts of CO2 on major food crops. “Already, two billion people are suffering from zinc and iron deficiencies. That equals 63 million life years lost,”

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Myers says, explaining that the grains most affected by increased greenhouse gas emissions are exactly the ones that provide those nutrients. “This is a huge public health problem today ... These are grains and legumes that people rely on for nutrition,” he says. “Humanity is conducting a global experiment by rapidly altering the environmental conditions on the only habitable planet we know. As this experiment unfolds, there will undoubtedly be many surprises. Finding out that rising CO2 threatens human nutrition is one such surprise,” he says. “There’s no debate about what’s happening to CO2 — it will continue to rise up to 550 ppm sometime in the next 40 years. Whether you believe in the greenhouse effect or not, this is the reality of what’s going to happen,” he

says, urging food policy experts to calculate the findings into their equations for trying to feed the world. Previous studies had shown similar effects, but were partly dismissed because they were conducted in greenhouses rather than in the open air. The new study used breakthrough technology that enables crops to be grown outdoors under simulated high CO2 conditions in 10- to 15-foot diameter circles, ringed by carbon dioxide emitting jets and wind and CO2 sensor in the center. After studying a wide variety of crops around the world and in different growing seasons, Myers says there is little doubt about the results, calling on agricultural researchers to try and develop crop strains that can thrive under conditions expected mid-century. Combined with other expected

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impacts, including reduced yields overall, food impacts could outweigh many other effects of global warming says Howard Frumkin, dean of the University of Washington School of Health. Frumkin was not involved directly with the new CO2 study, but authored the health section of the National Climate Assessment released last week. “In the big picture, looking at all the health impacts of climate change, the food impacts will be one of the biggest over time,” Frumkin says. “There has been a lot of focus on heatwaves and wildfires,” he continues, acknowledging that those events can affect thousands or even tens of thousands of people. “But food issues could potentially be see RISING CO2 Page 52

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Reached peak pekoe? Put to sleep by chamomile? Ready for a revolution against Earl Grey? Worry not, tea-loving citizen. Boulder’s Three Leaf Farm, which is tied to the Dushanbe Teahouse, wants to help you spice up your herbal blends this week. Friday, May 16, farm owner and certified herbalist Sara Martinelli will teach a workshop on blending herbal teas that will feature tastings, information about various properties of different teas and the chance to create your own personal blend to take home. The class starts at 6 p.m. and costs $40 with all supplies included. Get more information and register at www.ThreeLeafFarm.com.

TRATTORIA ON PEARL CLOSES

First they came for The Olive Garden. Then they came for Bacaro Venetian Taverna. This week, they came for Trattoria on Pearl. Boulder’s lost another noodle-peddler this week when the choicely located and effectively named Trattoria on Pearl closed up shop. “With a heavy heart and distinctly mixed emotions, I must report that effective immediately, the restaurant is closed permanently,” co-owner Sara Casarrubias wrote in an email on May 7. “Thank you all for your support over the years.” No word yet on what will become of Trattoria on Pearl’s trattoria space on Pearl St.

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WHAT DO WE LOVE? WINE.

Boulder may be losing its strategic spaghetti reserve, but it’s gaining in another critical European foodstuff: wine. This week will see the opening of a new winery: What We Love. Born of an after-dinner conversation amongst friends, What We Love is launching with six different wines: a chardonnay, a sauvignon blanc, an orange muscat, a red rhone blend, a sangria and a mulled wine. The public is invited to check out their goods at a grand opening shindig from 1-6 p.m. on Saturday, May 17 at the What we Love tasting room on 1501 Lee Hill Road, Unit 14. The grand opening is $5 at the door and free for those under 21. Get more info at www. WhatWeLove.com.

SPEAKING OF WINE

Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper made his way to the top with beer. But it turns out our beer-loving, pot-mehing Brewer in Chief is down with Colorado’s wine industry as much One of the six wines that will be offered when Boulder’s as he’s down with whining about its pot new winery What We Love launches this week. industry. ZING! Commander Hickenlooper signed a bill last week that, according to a press rumpus room at the Governor’s Mansion. release, “will allow Colorado wineries to botIMT didn’t specifically say it was for the tle, can or keg wines from other wineries.” rumpus room, but, c’mon. What selfIndustry reps say that the move will allow respecting, beer-loving, rich guy that is growth in the state wine industry by allowing slowly alienating more and more of his Colorado wineries to serve as more effective allies with his fracking policies as he distributors for out-of-state wineries. descends into middle age doesn’t have In thanks for the business-friendly a rumpus room? move, Colorado winery Infinite Monkey Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Theorum presented the Fearless Leader with a wine tap and keg to dress up his

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cuisine review Susan France

side from its distinctive flavor palettes, food has more abstract emotional appeals to the senses as well. Dessert tastes like joy. A giant chunk of meat roasted over an open flame tastes deeply, primally, invigorating, like surviving a plane crash or the thrill of the hunt itself. There’s a reason mashed potatoes are called “comfort food.” The grub at Fresh Thymes Eatery tastes healthy, like tiny, delicate chunks of life. Perhaps that’s a bit hyperbolic. But it’s still the general thrust that one is getting at with clichés like fresh and zesty, that it taps into some evolutionarily honed survival sense that says, “Put this in your mouth; it’s the opposite of poison.” The lunch counter that runs lengthways through most of the space is loaded up with a deli-style rotating daily selection of salads and meats, made with high-quality ingredients and prepared in ways that subtly highlight their natural flavors instead of drowning them in spices. A slaw made of carrots and daikon dressed in a light sesame oil was a crunchy delight, and a lightly roasted asparagus walked a line between tender and crunchy, and avoided the heavy blahness that can come with a chef phoning in their asparagus duties. Though the salads I sampled with my counter plate (one protein and two sides for $12) were not specifically adherent to the raw foods diet, their understated

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preparation expressed its appeal. Were carrot sticks and kale the world around that effervescent and lively, I might consider ditching my hot plate. But that impulse could also go the other way from tasting the tender strips of braised skirt steak that came with those salads. It was prepared with the same nuance, and managed to capture that same wholesome emotional vibe despite steak’s origins being decidedly more savage than carrots’. If that’s the flavor that comes from gently applying fire to a cow’s tuccus, then I’m ready to swear allegiance to Prometheus.

Fresh Thymes likes to tout that its menu is entirely gluten-free, which is especially nice as it still manages to offer some gluteny standards like flatbreads, sandwiches and pasta, especially when you got away from the lunch counter and into the fixed menu. The burger is made with grass-fed beef and dressed up with avocado and caramelized onions for $12.50. The Big Mac (adult-sized mac and cheese, $8) is a gooey delight that can be augmented with a rogue’s gallery of accoutrements for an extra $1: roasted tomatoes, house pesto, wild mushrooms, caramelized onions, seared greens, green chili sauce, skirt steak, roasted chicken or bacon. But even those heavier items manage to capture the airiness that is endemic to the rest of the menu. Fresh Thymes Eatery rounds its offerings out with a few baked desserts. The Magic Bar (a piece of shortbread layered with caramel for $3.50) was especially good. While the prices at Fresh Thymes Eatery are a little too high for a regular lunch spot on a reporter’s salary, it’s going down in my little black book as a joint for those days when you’re overcome by that “not so fresh feeling,” and damnit, you just need a truly stellar carrot. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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threatening millions and tens of miltwo to three billion people around the lions. The biggest problem is the reduc- world receive 70 percent or more of tion in productivity,” he says. “Whole their dietary zinc and/or iron from C3 areas of the world will be much less crops, particularly in the developing able to produce food. Similarly, increas- world, where zinc and iron deficiency is ing CO2 in the world’s oceans will already a major health concern. change marine cycles and affect people The researchers were surprised to who depend on find that zinc and subsistence fishiron varied substaning.” tially across cultivars The climate of rice. That finding assessment suggests that there explains there could be an opportumay be some nity to breed reduced THE REDUCTION IN short-term sensitivity to the PRODUCTIVITY... WHOLE changes wrought effect of elevated AREAS OF THE WORLD by climate change CO2 into crop cultiWILL BE MUCH LESS that could benefit vars in the future. some agricultural Over time, cliABLE TO PRODUCE sectors, but that, mate change is FOOD. by mid-century, expected to increase — HOWARD FRUMKIN, nearly all the subthe annual variation DEAN OF THE UNIVERSITY sequent impacts in crop and livestock OF WASHINGTON SCHOOL are expected to be production because OF HEALTH negative. of its effects on In terms of weather patterns and agriculture, at because of increases least, there is reain some types of son to hope that extreme weather humanity can events. Overall adjust. implications for production are for “We’re pretty good at adapting,” increased uncertainty in production Frumkin says, explaining that farmers totals, which affects both domestic and have long been manipulating crops to international markets and food prices. maximize production and optimize Recent analysis suggests that climate crops for local and regional conditions. change has an outsized influence on Myers says wheat and rice were year-to-year swings in corn prices in most affected by increasing CO2 levels. the United States. Zinc, iron and protein concentrations in Increased heat waves and the potential for other extreme weather events also wheat grains grown at sites with has the potential to disrupt animal proincreased CO2 were reduced by 9.3 duction. For cattle that breed during percent, 5.1 percent and 6.3 percent spring and summer, exposure to high respectively, compared with wheat temperatures reduces conception rates. grown at ambient CO2. Zinc and iron Livestock and dairy production are more were also significantly reduced in affected by the number of days of legumes; protein was not. extreme heat than by increases in average The finding that so-called C3 temperature. Elevated humidity exacergrains and legumes (wheat, rice, soybates the impact of high temperatures on beans and peas, for example) lost iron animal health and performance. and zinc at elevated CO2 is significant. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Myers and his colleagues estimate that

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avvy beer fans know that May around Old Town, culminating at the 12-18 is American Craft Beer premiere of the Fort Collins Brewery Week, in which breweries District video at the Museum of nationwide offer deals, brew Discovery. The Horse & Dragon, special batches and participate whose tap room opened its doors for in festivals. And though the event was the first time May 1, will host conceived by the Boulder-based Thursday’s State of the Industry Forum. Brewers Association, signs of American Black Bottle Brewing will feature the Craft Brew Week in Boulder are some- Brewer’s Brunch on Sunday to help what understated. An hour and a half close out the week. north in Fort Collins, however, it’s a While Fort Collins Beer Week is different story. focusing on the community, the choice “We wanted to create an un-festival to have it coincide with American Craft feeling,” says Kristina Beer Week likely Cash, creative direcwon’t be repeated. tor of Fortified “It’s too busy Collaborations, the because it’s CSU graduation and team that fostered Mother’s Day,” Fort Collins Beer explains Cash. The Week, a collaboration week also coincided among 13 Fort with the opening of Collins breweries and the new Max bus dozens of local busiline, American Bike nesses. to Work Week and The Festival, the Pateros timed to coincide Riverfest. with American Craft There’s still time Beer Week, features for thirsty discounts and specials at venues across Boulderites to catch the town, 10 collabothe tail end of Fort ration beers and sev- Author Dan Rabin will sign copies of Collins Beer Week, his new book on Colorado breweries eral highlighted which runs through at Left Hand Brewing in Longmont on events. It collects Sunday May 18. Saturday, May 17. Fort Collins tradiPerhaps one of them tions like Brewery will come away with Bingo, started by Aaron Heaton of the inspiration to launch a Boulder Loveland’s Grimm Brothers Brewing, Beer Week. and the Brewers Olympics, where But for those looking to stay closer teams from each brewery compete in a to home this week, you’re still gold. series of events for beer supremacy. Opera on Tap (opera singers perform“The Brewers Olympics are going ing their favorite arias in bars) is to be a hoot,” Cash says. “I think that’s going to be setting up shop at Front what most people are looking forward Range Brewing at 7 p.m. on to.” Wednesday, May 21, Dan Rabin The games, hosted at Go West (author of the just-published Colorado T-Shirt Company on Wednesday, May Breweries guidebook) will be answer14, featured a yeast-filled balloon toss, a ing questions and signing books at blind taste test, and an obstacle course. Left Hand Brewing in Longmont “It just shows how the brewing culfrom 4-7 p.m. on Saturday, May 17 ture is Fort Collins culture,” said Cash. and The Colorado Homebrewers While most participating businesses Association will be hosting a rally at are offering daily or week-long specials Colorado Cider in Denver on — all noted in the Beer Week guide — Saturday, May 17 from 1-4 p.m., there are also a handful of special where members can tour the ciderevents. Magic Bus Tours is offering a making facilities and learn more about Brewery District Walkabout on Friday the cider-making process. afternoon to explore the local breweries Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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SAVAGE by Dan Savage

Dear Dan: I’m a 21-year-old straight male, and I’m mildly autistic. This means that I have difficulty picking up on social cues. I’ve learned to manage my disability in most areas of my life, but I’ve recently become concerned about how it pertains to hooking up. My approach to hooking up is how I imagine most other people’s must be: find someone who I can have a flowing conversation with, attempt to flirt with them, and then awkwardly make a move. But a few weeks ago at a party, I was flirting with a girl when I suddenly realized that she was wasted. I had suspected that she was tipsy like myself, but I didn’t understand how far gone she was until she invited me outside and was unable to keep her balance while walking. What followed was a horrifyingly surreal exchange where I struggled to leave, she kept insisting that she wasn’t drunk, and all the while she kept pressing against me. By the time I got away, she was angry, people were staring, and I had history’s most shameful erection. Prior to that night, I thought I could tell when someone was too drunk. I’d been certain about the agency of everyone I slept with. Now I have doubts about myself. Severe intoxication renders a person incapable of giving consent, and taking advantage of someone that impaired is the same as rape in my mind. Am I a rapist? Was it wrong for me to participate in hookup culture as I struggle to read social signals? Moral Blue Screen Of Death Dear MBSOD: If your description of events is accurate, MBSOD, that shameful erection of yours — which was nowhere close to being history’s most shameful erection (that distinction belongs to the erections on the Catholic priest who raped the most kids) — was an innocent, unconscious, physiological response to some highly awkward and unwelcome bodily contact. Just because your dick got hard doesn’t mean you enjoyed it. If your recap is accurate: You were struggling to leave, and this drunk wouldn’t stop pressing her body against yours? You were the victim, not the perp. As for other women you’ve hooked up with at or after parties… The line between buzzed enough to go for it and too drunk to consent can be fuzzy and subjective. Some people argue that one drink renders a person incapable of consenting to sex. By that standard, nearly all of us — male and female and SOPATGS (some other point along the gender spectrum) — are guilty of raping scores of people. By that standard, millions of sexual encounters are simultaneous rapes, i.e., two tipsy/buzzed/drunk people having sex that neither party was capable of Boulder Weekly

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When the path ahead divides in two, Aries, I am hoping you can work some magic that will allow you to take both ways at once. If you do master this riddle, if you can creatively figure out how to split yourself without doing any harm, I have a strong suspicion that the two paths will once again come together no later than August 1, possibly before. But due to a curious quirk in the laws of life, the two forks will never again converge if you follow just one of them now.

TAURUS

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I see you as having more in common with a marathon runner than a speed racer. Your best qualities tend to emerge when you’re committed to a process that takes a while to unfold. Learning to pace yourself is a crucial life lesson. That’s how you get attuned to your body’s signals and master the art of caring for your physical needs. That’s also how you come to understand that it’s important not to compare yourself constantly to the progress other people are making. Having said all that, Taurus, I want to recommend a temporary exception to the rule. Just for now, it may make sense for you to run fast for a short time.

GEMINI

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If you fling handfuls of zucchini seeds on the ground of a vacant lot today, you shouldn’t expect neat rows of ripe cucumbers to be growing in your backyard in a couple of weeks. Even if you fling zucchini seeds in your backyard today, you shouldn’t expect straight rows of cucumbers to be growing there by June 1. Let’s get even more precise here. If you carefully plant zucchini seeds in neat rows in your backyard today, you should not expect ripe cucumbers to sprout by August. But here’s the kicker: If you carefully plant cucumbers seeds in your backyard today, and weed them and water them as they grow, you can indeed expect ripe cucumbers by August.

LIBRA

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“It isn’t that I don’t like sweet disorder,” said English author Vita Sackville-West, “but it has to be judiciously arranged.” That’s your theme for the week, Libra. Please respect how precise a formulation this is. Plain old ordinary disorder will not provide you with the epiphanies and breakthroughs you deserve and need. The disorder must be sweet. If it doesn’t make you feel at least a little excited and more in love with life, avoid it. The disorder must also be judiciously arranged. What that means is that it can’t be loud or vulgar or profane. Rather, it must have wit and style and a hint of crazy wisdom.

SCORPIO

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I have three sets of questions for you, Scorpio. First, are you anyone’s muse? Is there a person who draws inspiration from the way you live? Here’s my second query: Are you strong medicine for anyone? Are you the source of riddles that confound and intrigue them, compelling them to outgrow their narrow perspectives? Here’s my third inquiry: Are you anyone’s teacher? Are you an influence that educates someone about the meaning of life? If you do play any of these roles, Scorpio, they are about to heat up and transform. If you don’t currently serve at least one of these functions, there’s a good chance you will start to soon.

SAGITTARIUS NOV. 22-DEC. 21:

According to my reading of the astrological omens, you should draw inspiration from this Chinese proverb: “Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.” In other words, Sagittarius, you need extra downtime. So please say NO to any influence that says, “Do it now! Be maniacally efficient! Multitask as if your life depended on it! The more active you are the more successful you will be!” Instead, give yourself ample opportunity to play and daydream and ruminate.

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“If we want the rewards of being loved,” says cartoonist Tim Kreider, “we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.” How are you doing with this trade-off, Cancerian? Being a Crab myself, I know we are sometimes inclined to hide who we really are. We have mixed feelings about becoming vulnerable and available enough to be fully known by others. We might even choose to live without the love we crave so as to prop up the illusion of strength that comes from being mysterious, from concealing our depths. The coming weeks will be a good time for you to revisit this conundrum.

In Raymond Chandler’s pulp fiction novel Farewell, My Lovely, his main character is detective Philip Marlowe. At one point Marlowe says, “I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun.” In accordance with your astrological omens, Capricorn, I’m asking you to figure out how you might be like Marlowe. Are there differences between what you think you need and what you actually have? If so, now is an excellent time to launch initiatives to fix the discrepancies.

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LEO

JULY 23-AUG. 22:

There’s a piece of art on the moon: a ceramic disk inscribed with six drawings by noted American artists. It was carried on the landing module of the Apollo 12 mission, which delivered two astronauts to the lunar surface in November 1969. One of the artists, Leo maverick Andy Warhol, drew the image of a stylized penis, similar to what you might see on the wall of a public restroom. “He was being the terrible bad boy,” the project’s organizer said about Warhol’s contribution. You know me, Leo. I usually love playful acts of rebellion. But in the coming weeks, I advise against taking Warhol’s approach. If you’re called on to add your self-expression to a big undertaking, tilt in the direction of sincerity and reverence and dignity.

VIRGO

AUG. 23-SEPT. 22:

The planet we live on is in constant transformation. Nothing ever stays the same. To succeed, let alone survive, we need to acclimate ourselves to the relentless forward motion. “He not busy being born is busy dying,” was Bob Dylan’s way of framing our challenge. How are you doing with this aspect of life, Virgo? Do you hate it but deal with it grudgingly? Tolerate it and aspire to be a master of it someday? Whatever your current attitude is, I’m here to tell you that in the coming months you could become much more comfortable with the ceaseless flow — and even learn to enjoy it. Are you ready to begin?

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PISCES

FEB. 19-MARCH 20:

Author Eva Dane defines writer’s block as what happens “when your imaginary friends stop talking to you.” I suspect that something like this has been happening for you lately, Pisces — even if you’re not a writer. What I mean is that some of the most reliable and sympathetic voices in your head have grown quiet: ancestors, dear friends who are no longer in your life, ex-lovers you still have feelings for, former teachers who have remained a strong presence in your imagination, animals you once cared for who have departed, and maybe even some good, old-fashioned spirits and angels. Where did they go? What happened to them? I suspect they are merely taking a break. They may have thought it wise to let you fend for yourself for a while. But don’t worry. They will be back soon.

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