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The death of bin Laden Regarding concerns about killing bin Laden, the most dangerous extremist in the world: I say we had little choice. We were uninvited intruders in a foreign country on a very tight and risky mission. What if he would have gotten away or somehow tipped off an aide to blow up the compound? Could you imagine the turmoil, disagreements and wasted years if we had brought him to Guantanamo or put him on trial in New York City, or the hostages that would have been at risk all over the world as bargaining chips for his release? The closure that we all need to end a tragic period in our history would have come painfully slow at a time when we need to get on with re-booting our nation. The burial at sea was also relevant to prevent a site for martyrdom. Bin Laden, fortunately, died quickly, not like the hundreds of ill-fated hostages who watched their plane crash into a building or the thousand that were slowly incinerated or crushed in the following inferno. Bin Laden declared war on America and attacked, then we killed him. That’s good enough for me. Tom Lopez/Longmont Despite all the cheering over the killing of Osama bin Laden, I felt a deep sadness, not only that assassination has become so widely accepted as an American military and diplomatic tool, but also that, as a nation, we have again chosen to move forward in history by killing people. If bin Laden were indeed unarmed,

do we attribute his death to a presidential directive, or to a soldier acting individually in a tense moment? Will his death have any lasting effect on our “War on Terror,” a war that more and more seems to have no ending point? Warfare is deeply entrenched in America’s history, but it should be noted that being in a permanent state of war is precisely what brought down Athens, the city-state generally regarded as the foundation of democracy and of Western

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin refuses to offer any kudos to the guy who had to make the decision regarding elimination of Public Enemy No. 1 — Osama bin Laden. Well, why not? We gave her plenty of well-deserved credit

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ow, let’s check today’s sports scores: 4, 10.7 and 21-and-a-half. Those tallies are from the oil league, and the winner, of course, is the league’s powerhouse, ExxonMobil. Four, as you might have guessed, is the $4 that Exxon is siphoning out of your wallet these days for one gallon of its petrol. Next comes 10.7. That’s the $10.7 billion in profits this oil giant has soaked up in just the first three months of this year — a new record, not achieved by any managerial genius, increased productivity, or improvement in consumer service, but solely by the jack-up in gas prices. Finally, 21-and-a-half. This is the big score made by Rex Tillerson, Exxon’s CEO. The chief pulled down $21.5 million last year in personal compensation, making him the highest paid executive in the oil league and one of the most richly paid CEOs in the Boulder Weekly

civilization itself. It is a shame that Martin Luther King’s legacy of nonviolent action is now so cavalierly termed “childishly naïve.” Robert Porath/Boulder

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Keeping score on Exxon by Jim Hightower entire country. Wait. ... This late-breaking score is just in: 0. That’s from the special tax game that Exxon Mobil consistently wins in Washington. Last year, ExxonMobil powered through loopholes created by its slick lobbying team to pay an income tax of zero on the $19 billion it had racked up in profits the year before, making it one of America’s most flagrant tax

for whipping the Spanish in Cuba. Heckuva job, guvna! Nice of you to divert all the attention to that New Yorker with the pince-nez glasses. You remember him: We call him “Teddy.” Like “bear.” I figured that would excite a few memorable images for you. On second thought, I wonder why you weren’t sent in with Seal Team Six. I hear you’re a pretty fair shot. Wait until Harry see LETTERS Page 6

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avoiders. But wait again, here’s a surprising update on that score — Exxon’s taxes were actually less than zero! How’s that possible? Because Big Oil’s lobbyists have so skewed the tax system that Exxon got a $156 million rebate from us taxpayers last year. So Exxon is soaking us at the gas pump and sacking our public treasury to gain record profits for itself, while bestowing a royal fortune on its CEO. Oh, one more score: 14 million. That’s the average dollar amount that Exxon spends on campaign donations and lobbyists every year. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com May 12, 2011 5

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Horrific plastic problem (Re: “A life less plastic,” Boulderganic, May 5.) Thanks for your article. I am a member of the Glen Rock Ecological Commission here in New Jersey. My [goal] is to reduce plastic usage. I have presented a proposal to our borough government to restrict plastic bag distribution by charging for bags and requiring they be made of 3-millimeter-thick plastic. Ultimately, if enacted as an ordinance, plastic bag usage would decline by at least 50 percent. Similar programs in India, China and many other regions in the world have produced drastic reductions in plastic bag usage. Similarly, I am attacking the sale of water in plastic bottles. These two items made of plastic are the main culprits contributing to the billions upon billions of tons of plastic, much of it toxic, that is currently befouling the waters and lands of this planet we live on. I would be pleased to hear from you with your thoughts on this horrific problem and also the progress of the plan to ban or fine the use of plastic bags in Boulder. Andy Curshen/Glen Rock, N.J.

You left out a DJ (Re: “Scratching as an art,” Buzz, April 28.) This is a good read. I’m glad when hip-hop, especially local, gets publicity. I am wondering why DJ Notch, who won the Colorado DMCs last year, wasn’t mentioned in an article about the Colorado DMCs? As journalists you got to let people know. Peace. Aaron ‘A-L’ Ladley/Denver

Save the Hwy. 93 corridor What is the 93 corridor? The beautiful, mostly undeveloped stretch of land along the foothills between Golden and Boulder is home to Highway 93. Why does it need saving? Some well-meaning folks want to install a fullsized, four-lane, divided highway toll road right along side of Highway 93. If you have not driven Highway 93 lately, please do so soon to remind yourself what natural beauty in our backyard looks like. As spring comes and the valleys become green, enjoy the pastoral setting that belongs to all of us — before someone installs a toll road complete with overpasses and … well, picture a W-470 placed next to 93. Currently, Highway 93 is widened and adjusted periodically as needed. A toll road like E-470 will wipe out green space along the hogback and forever have increasing tolls to try to pay for it. This will encourage more cars, houses 6 May 12, 2011

and businesses in the area. Highway 93 is a special case that needs special consideration. We have a beautiful gift along the foothills that needs to be protected. Boulder does amazing things with open space protection, and so do others. They know, then, that humans and others suffer from loss of natural beauty. Natural beauty has value. The deal cut by Boulder is a compromise and a sellout! We can preserve the Highway 93 corridor. Please contact Gov. John Hickenlooper and tell him a toll road is not the solution for Highway 93. A regional task force to preserve the natural beauty along the foothills needs to be created and given the task of making it happen. Steve Ruby/Boulder

The f-word (Re: “Yes, that word,” In Case You Missed it, May 5.) You love “the word”? Interesting that the same word is used for anger, amazement, belittlement and the act of love. We are, of course, told on another page of your same issue (P. 39) that women like tenderness before fucking, combining all the meanings of the word, including anger in attempting to achieve the peak experience. No wonder we are so confused. We use the same word for opposite peak experiences. One that destroys us and destroys the other, and joins us in a mutually Rand-ish narcissism. The other which draws us together into mutual bonding. WTF! Maybe this confusion is akin to why we can accept the idea of protecting ourselves with nuclear terror or dismiss a million in collateral damage, just as Stalin, Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, the CIA and the famed “American People” do (as in, “fuck them, they are the enemy”). Well, Jesus did say, “Love your enemies,” but I don’t believe he meant “fuck them.” Personally, I don’t love this irrational and destructive, very confused word. Interesting also that we pretend to keep this “adult” word from children. My experience teaching junior high taught me the futility of that effort! You are at least correct in challenging the repression of the word, keeping it in the shadows where it gains its power to continue the confusion. Gotta see this movie! Bob Kinsey/via Internet

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f women don’t want to be raped, have had enough. They’ve had enough they shouldn’t dress like sluts. of victim blaming. They’ve had enough That’s what one Toronto consta- of people making excuses for rapists. ble had to say to a group of colThey’ve had enough of dealing with lege students during a safety ori- rape as woman problem and not a rapentation in January. ist problem. Before you check your calendar, yes, As a result, SlutWalks have been it is still 2011 A.D. But like conspiracy organized around the world — Ottawa, theories about the birth certificates of Vancouver, Detroit, Chicago, Santa black presidents, Cruz, Dallas. some mistaken “Slut pride” ideas take a long read one sign car‘Everyone time to die. And ried in the Boston the idea that rape SlutWalk. should be victims are to blame “Society teachfree to dress for the violence es, ‘Don’t get perpetrated against raped’ instead of how they them is one of the ‘Don’t rape,’” read please without oldest most enduranother. ing on this planet. On July 2, fear of being The Canadian SlutWalk comes to sexually cop who uttered Denver, thanks to those words two young women assaulted,’ says unleashed a shit who read about the co-organizer storm, and not just event and its oribecause he found gins and decided Felicia. himself subject to a that something professional stanhad to be done. dards inquiry. He so “Everyone outraged women in Toronto that they should be free to dress how they please decided to take back the word “slut” without fear of being sexually assaultand to confront this anti-woman bias ed,” says co-organizer Felicia. straight on. Their reason was simple: Her fellow organizer has created T-shirts for the occasion that say, “This “Because we’ve had enough.” is what a slut looks like.” And SlutWalk Toronto was born. With a lot of online support, Women took to the streets on April SlutWalk Denver looks like it will be a 3, some of them dressed quite provocasuccess. tively, others holding signs of protest. Their actions inspired others. see SLUTWALK Page 7 It seems that women everywhere

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It’s always amazed me that there are those in our society whose first response to an act of rape is to attack or blame the victim. What was she wearing? Was she drunk? Was she walking alone at night? Some of the people who ask these questions aren’t so much blaming the victim as seeking a sense of reassurance that the same thing won’t happen to them. After all, they would never get drunk and pass out at a frat house. They would never walk home alone at 1 a.m. They would never dress like that. But there are others who seem to side with the rapist, coming up with reasons to excuse his violent and criminal actions while holding the victim accountable. Do these people identify and sympathize with the rapist? Or do they hold onto archaic notions about women, sexuality and rape? Perhaps both. Implied in the Canadian cop’s use of the term “slut” is the idea that women who are “too sexual” are fair game for men who rape and that they might even deserve what happens to them. One SlutWalk organizer, a rape survivor, described how the fact that she owned a vibrator was used against her, as if the act of getting herself off and enjoying

her own body somehow meant that she deserved to be assaulted. (If you own more than one vibrator, does that mean you deserve to be gang-raped?) This attitude is nothing less than misogyny. It’s based in the archaic belief that there are two kinds of women: virgins and women a man can fuck at will with impunity. But women have a right to embrace their own sexuality and sensuality. They have a right to enjoy sex with partners of their choosing — including batteryoperated ones — without suffering violence. And that’s what SlutWalk is all about — reclaiming the word that’s used to sexually suppress women and excuse violence against them. SlutWalk Denver is slated for July 2 from noon to 3 p.m. Sluts and supporters of sluts rights will gather at the State Capitol and march to Civic Center Park to decry slut-bashing and medieval attitudes toward women, women’s sexuality and rape. Join in and stand up for your right to embrace your own sexuality while being free from sexual violence. Hey, sluts like us need to stick together. For more information, go to http:// tinyurl.com/SlutWalkDenver. Find them on Facebook and Twitter, too. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Repent and tax no more! Last year, the Colorado General Assembly passed a really stupid law that cost a lot of Coloradans money. In a misguided attempt to recoup sales tax lost when people buy goods from online vendors like Amazon.com, they passed a law requiring online retailers that don’t collect sales tax to notify both customers and the state when a customer’s online purchases exceed $500. The state would then require that the customer pay sales tax on that amount directly to the state. In a cash-strapped state like Colorado, it made a lot of sense to some people — at least on paper. In reality, it meant a lot of new expenses for online retailers, which suddenly needed to devote staff time, paper and postage to tallying individual customer purchases and notifying the state government and their customers about the amount each customer spent. It also meant a lot of confusion for residents who found themselves wondering if the new law had turned them into tax criminals. Boulder Weekly said at the time it was a stupid move, but the bill passed anyway. This spring, it seemed lawmakers were coming around. A bill eliminating the law, House Bill 1318, passed the Colorado House on May 5, but as of press time Wednesday, the last day of the session, it appeared to be doomed. It’s troubling that the bill’s initial success was due at least in part to the fact that it failed to raise the projected millions for state coffers and was likely to be struck down in court if it wasn’t eliminated from state statute. It would be more reassuring if lawmakers were repenting last year’s vote because they realized how anti-business and burdensome the law was. Apparently that’s too much to ask. Sharia law in Colorado Did you know it’s illegal to “commit adultery” in Colorado? Neither did we. But it is. And although there was a push to get that law off the books, conservatives succeeded in quashing that effort. Some religious conservatives argued that keeping the law would be a victory for morality, even if the law was never enforced again. This is just one of those instances where reality clashes with religion. It’s been a long time since an A stitched on clothing stood for anything other than the Oakland As. Even the term “adultery” feels dated. Not that the notion of being faithful to one’s spouse has disappeared. Far from it. Fooling around on one’s spouse or partner is still viewed as a bad thing to do. But is it criminal? Those conservative Christians would be the first to shriek if a Muslim group tried to enact Sharia law — conservative law based on the Quran — here in our state. It seems just as backward to attempt to preserve the tatters of Christian “sharia” in Colorado. Campus coffers, part 2 A couple of weeks back, we asked what we thought were a couple of simple questions of CU officials after they trotted out their new “Creating Futures” fundraising campaign. Upon hearing claims that the university raised $1 billion in the previous “Beyond Boundaries” campaign between 1997 and 2003, we wondered: How much of that total was the widely trumpeted $250 million pledge from Claudia and Bill Coleman in 2001 that, how shall we say it, never fully materialized? We also asked if CU was counting in that total the $92.7 million committed by Gasper Lazzara in 2003 that fell through. After only a mild runaround, here’s the reply from CU spokesperson Ken McConnellogue: “We count both pledge commitments and current cash gifts in campaign totals (we do not count estate gifts unless they realize during the campaign period). The Colemans have two separate gift streams. The first was counted in Beyond Boundaries and the second is being counted in Creating Futures. As to amounts, the Colemans giving total to date remains private. This is a general rule of thumb we follow for all donors unless they direct us otherwise (or make the amount known themselves), so we take the same approach with Lazzara.” Our good old public university won’t release information? Shocking. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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dozen Nederland residents sat down on May 9 to start planning how to craft a vision statement for their community that will empower residents to take action — Nederland’s Envision 2020. They know it can work; their open spaces, parks, playgrounds, tennis courts and ice-skating rink are just some of the tangible products of Nederland’s previous plan, Envision 2010. “I think at the end of the [2010] envisioning, it was a pretty… not openended, but a statement that was fairly general that people could take and then do fun and exciting things with,” says Annette Croughwell, who moved to Nederland in 1982. She participated in the Nederland Envision 2010 meeting and is helping to organize Envision 2020. A survey asked residents to prioritize the vision statement and areas of interest from Envision 2010, and the 350 people who responded ranked open space trails, parks and recreation at the top. “So we went after Great Outdoor Colorado funding to do a master plan for parks and rec and open space,” says Garry Sanfacon, a 20-year resident of Nederland and also a participant in Envision 2010. “It led to hundreds of thousands of dollars being raised for those types of things.” It’s hard to say what the priorities will be at the Envision 2020 meeting. “I think we really feel that there’s only one Nederland. We don’t want to be Everywhere, USA,” Sanfacon says. “But there’s things we want to accomplish. And the world’s changing, and we need to change with it, but not to lose ourselves in it.” “We want amenities, but we want sustainability,” Croughwell says. “We want to be able to do things up here, but we want it to stay small and rustic.” They’re clear on one thing: no stop lights. “Sustainability was not in our mindset when we did the 2010 vision statement,” Sanfacon says. But now they’re thinking about chickens in city limits, biomass plants, solar panels, community gardens, renewable energy and trying to get a farmer’s market started. “But we haven’t articulated that. We haven’t come together as a community to Boulder Weekly

talk about what that really means for Nederland,” Sanfacon says. “So how do we balance the triple bottom line, the environment, the economy and the social?” Envision 2020’s organizers expect about 100 people to attend this visioning session for the community, scheduled for 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., June 7, at the Nederland Community Center. They’ll break into small groups, and engage in dialogues with one another on their views of how Nederland wants to be identified. “We’re going to really try to focus the summit as much as possible on what you all have in common and what agreements you have,” says Caryn Capriccioso, principal partner at interSector Partners, L3C, a Longmont firm facilitating the event. “Conflict, however, is where true change happens. Differences of opinion, different perspectives, different ideas, that’s where change bubbles up from.” Organizers have said they hope to emerge from that meeting with a draft of the vision for 2020. Finalizing that document won’t be easy. Sanfacon said the 2010 vision statement group spent six months in follow-up meetings “wordsmithing” the final document. Attendees of this pre-summit meeting said they’d like the town board of trustees to commit to using the Envision 2020 vision statements to make decisions based on what Nederland wants for Nederland. The Envision 2010 plan was not formally adopted by the town trustees. James Wood, sustainability education and outreach coordinator for Boulder County, stopped by the meeting to listen in and work to match Boulder County’s programs to what its residents want. “This is what a lot of communities are going through,” Wood says. “‘What is sustainability?’ is the question. Is it green? Is it corporate responsibility? Who can do it well?” But the people who get together to talk about it, he said, will be better positioned to move toward sustainable living. What Nederland residents are doing and how they’re doing it might start to matter more for the whole county, because the county has just started to dialogue on revising its vision for sustainability. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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umors have been circulating that The Yellow Deli, which opened about a month ago near the corner of Ninth and Pearl streets in Boulder, is operated by a religious “cult.” The establishment that took the place of Heidi’s Deli is part of a chain of restaurants that has been both lauded for its Reuben sandwiches and chastised for its fundamentalist Christian point of view. The group behind the Yellow Deli is an international organization called Twelve Tribes. And an Internet search of Twelve Tribes turns up all sorts of claims, including allegations of child labor, racism and homophobia. While the group has continually rejected the “cult” label, its members have been accused of suppressing women’s rights, abusing children and sending their founder money to support a lavish lifestyle. But a visit to the Boulder Yellow Deli reveals a group that is open and eager to dispel what they say are misconceptions about the Twelve Tribes perpetuated by the media and others.

ROOTS OF A MOVEMENT Gene Spriggs formed the Twelve Tribes in 1972 in Chattanooga, Tenn. The group created the Yellow Deli soon after because, according to the group’s website, they hoped to create “a place where they could work for a living and still be together, learning all about their Saviour and his Teachings.” The menu proclaimed, “Our specialty is the fruit of the Spirit. Why not ask?” Over the years, Twelve Tribes has been accused of Boulder Weekly

both child labor and child abuse. Members attribute it to the anti-cult movement and their homeschooling practices, which include having kids do chores alongside parents and disciplining their children by smacking them with thin wooden rods, or “balloon sticks,” adhering to a biblical passage about using “reeds” for the same purpose. They have been accused of forcing women into the roles of subservient wife and childbearer, and forbidding contraceptives and the use of drugs during childbirth. New members are expected to give up all of their belongings and wealth once they join the Twelve Tribes, so that the entire community can share the resources equally. Some also give up their previous relationships. According to their website, new members get “new friends, a new job, a new hairstyle, a new address and, most importantly, a new Master, who will direct every aspect of your life.” The group is known for being a sort of hippie Jesus commune, one in which all members live together, have an equal voice, share the work and share the rewards, a community in which no one is rich or poor. They take biblical passages literally, believing that they should recruit others to their point of view, that adultery and the use of drugs or alcohol are wrong. Outside influences such as television and video games are frowned upon. The group reportedly wants to propagate extensively, so that there are 144,000 virginal males to serve as the bride of Messiah when Judgment Day comes. In addition, the Twelve Tribes has been accused of lying to government and court officials to protect their own. They justify it by comparing it to lying to the Nazis about the location of Jews during the Holocaust, saying that the Bible does not require the truth to be told to evil men who aim to hurt the innocent. According to a page on the group’s website attributed to a female member of the group, “God created woman to be a friend and a helper for man. She was created to be a wife and a mother, to raise children who would in turn know who they were created to be. In

this she would find peace and rest. Sadly enough today though, many women strive to be something ‘better.’ But the good news that we’ve found is that there is nothing better than becoming who you were truly created to be. In this we are learning to have true modesty, that is, a true estimation of ourselves. We are not pitiful little housewives that are bossed around all day by overbearing men, but we are happy, liberated women who willingly submit ourselves to our loving husbands.” According to a news article posted on the group’s website, Twelve Tribes marriages are arranged by the families of the bride and groom with their cooperation, and during the ceremony, the groom does not kiss the bride — she kisses him, as a symbol of her submission. Former members say the group is, indeed, a cult that separated them from their family and friends. Websites like www.twelvetribes-ex.com and groups such as “Ithacans Opposed to the Twelve Tribes Cult” urge against patronizing their establishments.

BLENDING IN One would scarcely detect any of these elements upon entering the Yellow Deli in Boulder. It resembles a number of local establishments, with its herbal scents and all-natural offerings. According to custom, all of the men sport ponytails and beards; the women have their hair pulled back and are dressed modestly. The restaurant features hippie-infused religious artwork and inspirational sayings on the walls, with partial thatched roofs jutting out over booths. Each Tribe member has been given a special name. Zach “Chaiyim” O’Keefe is one of the managers, although he is quick to point out that there are two others, since “a three-stringed cord is hard to break.” He is joined by another manager, Joseph “Dayag” Fisher. Both have come from the Twelve Tribes’ longstanding Manitou Springs establishment, the Maté Factor, where they met. Given the perceived mistreatment the group has received from other media over the years, they confer briefly before talking with a reporter. But when they return, they openly address the quesMay 12, 2011 11

tions that have been raised about their group in its nearly 40-year history. While there are several piles of Twelve Tribes publications on shelves in the restaurant, Fisher says that Yellow Deli employees are not actively proselytizing. “People can mind their own business, and we’ll serve them and not push anything on anyone,” he says. “We’re not putting what we believe on other people.” They say the current community lives in two houses in the Boulder area, but they are looking for a bigger spot, like a farmhouse. Curiously, the Yellow Deli is open 24 hours a day from noon on Sunday until Friday at 3 p.m. Fisher says the schedule is not intended to avoid the party crowd, but to serve as a place where “people can go and not worry about being chased out,” even in the wee hours. In the age of artificial communities created by Facebook, Twitter and email, he says, customers are sometimes “looking for a friend or someone to talk to, instead of popping on the headphones or getting on the computer. People are thirsty for that.” They are quick to defend founder Spriggs against claims that he takes a percentage of all profits and jetsets around the world visiting his numerous mansions. “If he gets any money, he uses it to buy shoes for the single brothers,” says Fisher, who lived with Spriggs for four years. “He helps widows and orphans.” If there are any mansions, he says, “we all have mansions,” and Spriggs has many members living there with him. They insist that no money is sent to Spriggs, although one Twelve Tribes community might choose to help another community if it is in financial trouble. “This stuff is no more true for him than it is for me or Zach,” Fisher says of the claims about Spriggs. O’Keefe adds, “He spent the last two years busing tables at the Yellow Deli in Vista, Calif.”

TREATMENT OF WOMEN The two say that men and women are given an equal voice in the community and are encouraged to speak their minds. “Outspokenness is what keeps this lifestyle alive,” Fisher says. And Deborah Wolfe, who has been a member of the group for 30 years, agrees. “I would be happy to talk to any feminist women about the choices I made by having my six children,” she says. Wolfe and her husband, Andrew, or “Sehyah,” were the first Twelve Tribes couple to arrive in Manitou Springs, traveling from a community in Island Pond, Vt., to establish a presence in Colorado because Andrew was born in 12 May 12, 2011

Fort Collins. (It is custom for leaders to return to their birthplace to set up a community.) They now live with the new community in Boulder, but one of their sons is a manager at the Maté Factor in Manitou Springs. They acknowledge that natural childbirth at home with a midwife is preferred, but hospital deliveries are not uncommon, especially when there are complications, and those deliveries are completely at the discretion of the couple. Four of Deborah’s kids were delivered at a hospital, as was Fisher’s 18-month-old son, Roeh. “Nothing in our life is forced,” Fisher says. “We’re not into condemning.” Deborah says natural, medicationfree childbirth makes mothers even more connected to their babies. “You work hard for that baby, and it helps that bonding process,” she says, adding that there are many alternatives for making childbirth more bearable, from relaxation techniques to having the support of family and close friends present. As for contraception, Andrew Wolfe describes it as “limited, not prohibited,” and Deborah adds, “We want children.” Natural forms of contraception are used, they say, during the months immediately following childbirth, for instance. When asked about the goal of creating thousands of virginal males to serve as Messiah’s bride on Judgment Day, Andrew says the idea is to have a critical mass of followers by the time Jesus, or “Yahshua,” as they call him, returns. It goes back to a biblical verse about the rest of the world witnessing disciples’ love for one another on that day of reckoning, he says. They agree that while homosexuality is discouraged, gays are not expelled from the group. The group has had members “struggle” with homosexuality, they say, and gays have joined the group in the past, although their sexual orientation, like their belongings and wealth, is something they are expected to leave behind when starting their new life.

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY While the Twelve Tribes doesn’t subscribe to the strict biblical idea that the earth is only 6,000 years old, they don’t believe that man evolved from apes. They teach their homeschooled children about subjects like physics and biology, but special emphasis is placed on music and communication skills like reading and writing. Twelve Tribes members use computers for things like communication, bookkeeping, research and shopping, but not for getting the latest celebrity news. “Sitcoms are for people who don’t have an entertaining life,” Fisher says, explaining that his community gets satis-

faction from discussions, music, dancing, hiking and other wholesome activities. Asked about the allegations of child labor, Fisher says the group “abides by the laws of the land” and that some have misinterpreted the Twelve Tribes custom of involving kids in chores at an early age, just as was common on farms in past decades. As for the child abuse claims, Fisher says the group disciplines youngsters not out of anger, but to provide guidance. The word discipline, he says, refers to “being discipled, or being brought along by a master or a teacher. It’s not a punishment, it’s a correction, and it’s gaining access to the heart and the true bond made between student and teacher, parent and child.” As an example, Andrew Wolfe describes a 3-year-old who is told not to run into the busy street in front of his house. When the child heads for the street anyway, a quick slap from the thin wooden rod, or what he calls a “spanking,” is appropriate. “The consequences of getting spanked are much less than getting hit by a car,” he says. He adds, however, that the smack is immediately followed by a hug, reassuring the child that he or she is loved. The rod is used instead of the hand because the hands are used for love, for the hug that follows, he says. Deborah adds that a spanking might also be warranted when a child takes cookies that he or she knows are being saved for social time.

RACISM CLAIMS Spriggs has been accused of saying inflammatory things about Martin Luther King and about slavery being a result of the biblical curse of Canaan. Twelve Tribes leaders readily admit that they discourage interracial marriages, even though they say they welcome non-white family units to join their group. Spriggs reportedly said King could not offer true freedom to blacks because of the biblical curse, but according to Andrew Wolfe, Spriggs simply meant that joining the Twelve Tribes is the only real path out of racism. “We see this life of love as the ultimate way to do away with prejudice, and other efforts are not going to cut it,” he says. Fisher says the Twelve Tribes has had some interracial marriages. “If it’s true love, no one is going to stand between them,” he says. But Andrew acknowledges that the group prefers to have blacks marry blacks and whites marry whites. He is quick to add that a black or Asian family is welcome to join the community. “Our solution to the race problem is not to inter-marry everybody,” he says. Fisher adds, “Our goal is not to cre-

ate one gray human being. The creator allowed man to be so diverse for a reason.” As for other, non-restaurant occupations that are acceptable to the group, Fisher lists wood-working, produce delivery, construction and tree care as vocations that have been held by community members. What about being a lawyer? A professional athlete? “Our life is a life of living for each other,” Andrew says. “We glorify one another, not ourselves. We wouldn’t all be able to be on your team if you were a football player.” And while the Twelve Tribes dismisses all other denominations, Andrew says, “we do not believe we are the only ones who will have eternal life.” People will be judged on their own deeds, their own conscience, how they treated others, he says. Fisher adds that it will be about what is in their heart. The group doesn’t subscribe to the traditional heaven/hell dichotomy, instead believing in “three eternal destinies,” including a “lake of fire” for the “filthy and unjust.” But Fisher says those who are not members or who have never even heard of the Twelve Tribes are not necessarily headed for that lake. “They’re judged on the highest standard they’re aware of,” he says. Asked about whether members are expected to sever ties with their nonconforming family and friends when they join Twelve Tribes, Fisher points to his in-laws in an adjacent Yellow Deli booth, who do not belong to the group but remain part of his family’s life. He explains that joining the community requires you to put Yahshua ahead of everyone else, so that sometimes causes problems with people who used to exercise authority over you. In addition, he says, members sometimes don’t see their extended family and friends as much as they used to before joining the group. If it gets to the point that family members are destructively set against Twelve Tribes, an individual may have to sever ties, they agree. “Relationships with family are encouraged, unless the family is dead set against us,” Andrew Wolfe says. His wife adds, “If it’s not bearing good fruit.” Andrew delivers one final message, asking people to avoid judging Twelve Tribes on what they read online until they’ve had a chance to come into the Yellow Deli. “We encourage people to come meet with us themselves,” he says. Besides, Fisher concludes, one recent customer described their Reuben sandwich as the best in the world. Divine, in fact. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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higher education and what the future holds for new graduates. Dean says he is hopeful that the economy is rebounding. “The economy is absolutely improving,” Dean said. “The problem is, the average person in America is always the first to feel the pain and the last to get out of the pain. And that’s been exacerbated by this notion that all the tax programs need to be for the wealthy, and that we need to cut programs for the average American first, which is nuts.” He praised Barack Obama’s compromise on tax cuts at the end of 2010, when he agreed to extend the Bush-era tax cuts for Americans of all income levels in exchange for unemployment benefits. Progressives despised it at the time, saying the president should have only extended the tax cuts for the lower and middle classes. “I like it,” Dean said. “I think it makes no sense to give tax breaks to millionaires when you’re trying to cut social security or whatever, but I felt it was a good thing politically, because what the public wants is to get something done. … When a bill is passed that is a compromise, the president, politically, is almost always the winner.” He also said that Obama would “likely” win the next election, and that the Paul Ryan budget could help deliver the election into Democratic hands. “The Paul Ryan plan is just a disaster for [Republicans],” Dean said. “It basically gets rid of Medicare, turns Medicare into a private insurance company. Seventy percent of the country thinks it’s a bad idea, including a plurality of Republicans. So, as they did in 1994 when they took over, they’ve overreached their bounds. Americans want spending controls, but they want fairness, too, in society. There’s nothing fair about the right-wing platform.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Indeed, the entire weekend is a testament to their hard work, as it came together quite quickly. It began in November, when Z2 was approached by Media Mechanics, a group of veteran music and radio executives who, among other things, produce the House of Blues radio hour hosted by Dan Aykroyd (found on the Internet at Bluesmobile.com, and hosted locally Sunday mornings on 99.5 The Mountain). Conversations progressed quickly, and by the beginning of the year they’d settled on a date and had started booking acts. In less than three months they’d assembled an all-star lineup that includes Sheryl Crow, Lucinda Williams, Leon Russell and world music artist Vieux Farka Touré, playing 16 May 12, 2011

over three nights at both the Fox and Boulder Theater. “We’re pretty excited. We’ve scheduled both the Boulder Theater shows to start earlier and the Fox shows to start a little later so that people who buy the VIP pass — which allows you into all the events — can catch two shows a night,” says Cheryl Liguori, former Boulder Theater general manager and now CEO of Z2. “The vision, which will be more apparent next year, is to really engage the blues audience and make this a destination for blues lovers across the country, to have workshops, and even maybe mentorship programs for younger blues lovers.” They’re expecting around 4,000 people to attend the five shows, with VIP pass holders ($325) getting reserved seats at both venues, a preferential entrance and limitededition silk-screen posters and t-shirts. If this is what they can accomplish in three months, think what they could come up with given a whole year’s preparation. “We’re really excited to see how we can grow this and help it reach its full potential with all the different components we think we can add in the years to come,” Liguori says. “Is there potential to explore other mini-festivals like this that are centered in Boulder? Sure.” The bill is so strong it’s hard to believe they pulled it together so quickly. Sheryl Crow is supporting last year’s Billboard-topping rock album, 100 Miles From Memphis, which mixes her sunny roots rock with blue-eyed soul, reminiscent of Dusty Springfield’s classic, Dusty in Memphis. Leon Russell is riding high after his 2010 collaboration with Elton John, The Union, and he’s been going strong, though in relative obscurity, for years. His 2007 album Angel in Disguise was an underappreciated return to the Okie rock stomp and southern-fried rock that made him famous in the ’70s.

Friday, May 13

Beautiful Art for Beautiful Minds — To benefit Mental Health Partners and Chinook Clubhouse. 5:30-8 p.m. Macy’s, 1900 29th St., Boulder, 303-413-6287.

Saturday, May 14

2011 Growing Gardens Community Plant Sale — Get ready for garden season. Buying the seedlings is practically the best part. 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. 1630 Hawthorn Ave., Boulder, 303-441-4060.

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Pirates of the Caribbean — This cash cow franchise is worth watching if only for Johnny Depp’s spot-on Keith RichardsOzzy impersonation. 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

Monday, May 16

Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room — One dollar of each pint sold goes to Kiwanis Club. 3-9 p.m. Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270.

Tuesday, May 17

Boulder Valley Schools Community Blood Drive — The only context where the phrase “bleed for me” isn’t terrifying. 1-6:30 p.m. 6500 Arapahoe Road, Boulder, 303-363-2300.

Wednesday, May 18

Bluegrass Pick — Local up-andcomers can strut their stuff at Oskar Blues’ open jam. Check it out. 6:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. Boulder Weekly

However, for many, the big draw will be Lucinda Williams, who kicks off the festival with the late show Friday night. The daughter of a professor/poet, Williams released her first album, Ramblin’ On My Mind, in 1979, featuring an acoustic collection of old blues, country, folk and Cajun songs. She spent the next two decades making music that traverses the entire expanse of what’s now called Americana, releasing critically lauded albums that were the commercial equivalent of a tree falling in the forest. Her breakthrough came with her Grammy-winning masterpiece, 1998’s Car Wheels on a Gravel Road, an album that took nearly six years and underwent several iterations, including the scrapping and re-recording of an entire album’s worth of material (twice) after a falling out with her guitarist/producer Gurf Morlix. A wonderful writer, Williams possesses a gift for lyrical economy and precision. Her powerful images and sentiments can fill a room with but a few words. Her music is unbound by genre and frequently strives for a coarseness and grit that suits her gruff but evocative voice. While her subsequent five albums haven’t enjoyed the same level of commercial success, they haven’t sacrificed any of their power. But that hardly means nothing’s changed.

After years of troubled and broken it’s an album that while it explores death relations that provided lots of fodder for (on “Copenhagen,” about her late manher songwriting, Williams found love ager who died in the Danish city, and with former Universal Music executive “Seeing Black” about suicide) is ultiTom Overby. They were engaged in mately about acceptance of who and 2006, and many saw her 2007 album, what you are and all you have to offer. Little Honey, which he co-produced, as a It’s a theme present from the bluesy testament to her new outlook, particuwaltz of “I Don’t Know How You’re larly the albumLivin’” to the opening track, acoustic folk On the Bill: “Real Love.” paean “Ugly The First Annual Blues and Roots Nothing could Truth” and the Summit takes place Friday, May 13, to Sunday, May 15, at the be further from elegiac, slowly Boulder Theater and Fox Theatre. the truth. rocking, albumFor a complete schedule, visit “Little Honey closing http://bit.ly/BandR. Lucinda Williams plays the Boulder Theater was really kind “Awakening,” on Friday, May 13. 2032 14th St., of [2006’s] West where she promBoulder, 303-786-7030. part two, ises to “kick the because a majorshoulds, I will ity of those songs were already written. I not ask why” and to “honor the forsaken” had wanted to put out a double CD and not “mourn my youth.” when I wrote West. I wrote a few new The album also showcases a move songs when we were in the studio, but away from the first-person and into a more the majority of the songs were from narrative style, particularly on the cinematbefore I met Tom, including the song ic “Soldier’s Song,” from the point of view ‘Real Love,’ which everybody assumed of a dying soldier and his family. I’d written about Tom … but was writ“For me it’s more growth as a writer. ten about this dickhead musician guy I It’s really easy to sit down and write an thought I was in love with and was a unrequited love song,” she says. “Almost total vanity song,” Williams explains any songwriter will tell you that. Oh I feel from a tour stop in Indianapolis. so bad my baby is gone. It’s much harder Instead, it’s her February release, to do these narrative kinds of songwriting.” Blessed, that represents her first true Given the dark tone of the songs post-love album. Consistent with that, populating her catalog, it’s perhaps

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unsurprising that Williams has been fielding lots of questions about her career surviving her new-found marital bliss. Like saying “I do” wiped out the 58 years that came before it. “I’m not happy all the time. Sorry, but nobody can make anybody happy 24 hours a day. There’s plenty of other stuff to be unhappy about,” she laughs. “That’s kind of the irony of it. When you look back at my songs, I don’t have that many that are sweet, kinda real love songs, but I’ve always been drawn to them … [probably because] they’re hard to do without sounding all mushy and sugar-coated.” But finding some comfort and happiness (see Blessed’s tender “Sweet Love”) won’t temper her drive to create. Indeed, she has several songs leftover from the Blessed sessions and is considering touring less on this album so that she can get back into the studio quicker, since the notoriously laborious Williams is feeling as prolific as at any time in her career. “I want to continue writing,” she says. “Whatever’s going on in my life on the exterior, whether I’m with somebody or not, or whatever, I’m not going to quit writing.” The blues don’t quit just because you aren’t feeling them as poignantly as before. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Head in the clouds

Another day in the life of Atmosphere

by P.J. Nutting Dan Monick

hen you combine the prestige of being a headlining MC, the ego of a smartass working stiff, a career that has only grown over two decades and a show at the Fox that immediately sold out months in advance, one might assume that Sean Daley (aka Slug), the voice of hip-hop duo Atmosphere, has turned all his dreams into reality. But what really happens in Daley’s head as it rests on hotel pillows between tour stops? In a phone conversation with Boulder Weekly, Daley lazes on a hotel bed in El Paso as he describes his latest memorable dream: a tornado filled with sharks, the most terrifying natural disaster spewing hordes of the most terrifying animal across the countryside. Daley admits the shark tornado is a combination of a running joke and medication he’s taking to curb an established cigarette habit. He said he rarely dreams of making music, occasionally about performing it — but if he were to go back 15 years and dream of his present life, that image would be nearly as farfetched as supercatastrophe weather patterns. It’s not because of a decadent lifestyle or unexpected fame and glory. Sometimes, life is just too real. “I think maybe if the dream was me in the back of a limo with a bunch of chicks and a fat gold chain on — 15 years ago, I might have believed that dream,” Daley says. “But if the dream actually would have shown what this life is really like, I would have been like, ‘No way. So I’m a rapper, but I have to find a McDonald’s so I can have a decent place to take a bowel movement because the venue doesn’t have doors on the stalls?’ There’s no way you could have convinced me that this is what it actually would have looked like.” Atmosphere is perhaps the most well-known “underground” hip-hop group, and Daley is one of the

scene’s most venerable elders. It may remain this way for years, as Daley continues to tirelessly tour and release new material with help from the equally talented Anthony “Ant” Davis managing the instrumentals. Atmosphere established themselves as an intelligent blue-collar champion with their 1997 debut, the Overcast! EP, and furthered their brand of humor, sympathy for struggle and distaste for pretension with each subsequent release (2010’s double-EP release, To All My Friends, Blood Makes the Blade Holy, grabbed the No. 2 spot on iTunes, and Daley has grown his hometown record label, Rhymesayers Entertainment, to include epic talent such as Brother Ali, DJ Abilities, MF DOOM, P.O.S. and Eyedea, who passed last year). But no amount of notoriety has dulled Daley’s perspective on life’s hardships. Growing up in a workingclass Minnesota neighborhood and with his own children to support, Daley’s best works recall perfect moments of imperfection. Double-shift diner waitresses, strung-out addicts in bathtubs, world-weary single parents and sinister nightlife creepers are just a few of the characters who populate his lyrics. No matter how dark the situation, the setting is painted so vividly that

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Black Label Society’s Zakk Wylde on Ozzy, sobriety and playing live by Alan Sculley

lot of things surrounding Zakk Wylde’s life and his music were different when he and his band, Black Label Society, made their latest studio CD, Order of the Black. Wylde had recovered from a 2009 bout with serious blood clots, quit drinking (as part of his blood clot treatment regimen) and been dismissed as Ozzy Osbourne’s primary songwriting collaborator and guitarist. Plus, for the first time, Wylde had his own studio in which to record Order of the Black. For some artists, any one of those sort of events would directly influence a new CD and make it stand out from others in their catalog. For Wylde and his bandmates, bassist John DeServio, drummer Will Hunt and guitarist Nick Catanese, it was just business as usual. “We got a stack of tunes and then we focused in on the ones we wanted to do. That was it,” Wylde says in a recent interview. “We went in there [the studio, dubbed ‘The Bunker’] and recorded it just like we did all the other ones. It took us 94 days from beginning to end.” The matter-of-fact way Wylde characterizes Order of the Black will probably be welcome news to his fans. While some artists thrive on progression and change, Wylde — and Black Label’s fans — seem just fine if the band stays the course and just continues to deliver

the kind of meat-and-potatoes mix of metalish rockers (“Crazy Horse” and “Southern Dissolution”) and burly ballads (“Darkest Days” and “Time Waits For No One.”) that has been the Black Label Society signature from day one. Wylde, in fact, exhibited a pretty casual attitude about all of the events of the past couple of years. The first of the events was Osbourne’s decision a couple of years ago to find a new guitarist and songwriting partner, a role Wylde had held for nearly 20 years, beginning with Osbourne’s 1988 album, No Rest For The Wicked. Osbourne has said he was worried his music was starting to sound too much like Black Label Society. “Ozzy doesn’t have to explain himself to me at all,” Wylde says. “It’s just like ‘Zakk, it’s starting to sound like this. I’m going to make a change.’ I’m like ‘All right, Ozz, you’ve got it, buddy. If you need me to go feed the dogs or something, give me a call.’ “Our relationship is bigger than music anyway,” he says. “He’s godfather to my boy and everything.” Wylde also doesn’t seem fazed by his blood clot scare or the changes in his lifestyle that it necessitated — namely giving up his rather famous love for beer and other alcoholic beverages. After experiencing pain in his calf for a week or so, Wylde decided to visit an emergency room at a

hospital in Eugene, Ore. “I knew I didn’t break anything,” Wylde says. “I thought, ‘I’ve pulled a ligament or I tore a tendon or something, because I’ve been icing this thing down for over a week. The pain’s not going away. And I’ve been staying off of it. I’ve been elevating my leg. This is ridiculous, man.’ So that’s when I went in there and they checked me out, and they were like, ‘Dude, you have a massive blood clot behind your leg.’” Wylde was started on a regimen of the blood thinner Coudamin, and because alcohol also thins the blood, he was told in no uncertain terms that his drinking days needed to end. Wylde said he had no troubles going alcohol-free. “I said ‘All right, never mind,’” he says. “Let me put it this way, it’s just like someone was like, ‘Are you with the 12-step program?’ I go, ‘12-step? I’ve got the one-step Black Label program. That’s it. You’re done. Stop.’” Wylde has been, for the most part, clot-free. He had to postpone a couple of shows last fall when he had a recurrence of the clots, but was able to resume the tour shortly afterward. He also was able to put together a new acoustic Black Label Society CD, The Song Is Not The Same. Released on May 3, it featured primarily unplugged versions of songs from Order of the Black. And now he’s back on tour with Black Label Society, headlining Fuse’s “Uranium Tour.” Wylde wasn’t sure what the set list would be for this tour, noting that he usually looks for input from fans online to help decide what to play. With his extensive catalog of songs, it is not easy to narrow the list. “Now that this is the eighth album, I mean it’s eight records to choose material from,” he says. “Yeah, how do the Rolling Stones come up with a set list? If it was up to them, the Stones would be up there for 15 hours.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Murder with moxie

The bodies and the laughs pile up in Longmont by Gary Zeidner

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id you know that the Longmont Theatre Company has been around for 53 years? That means that for more than the past five decades, 600 months or 18,250 days, depending on which unit of measure one prefers, the Longmont Theatre Company has been bringing theatre to life in Boulder County. In a time when everything from personal electronics to marriage seems to be becoming increasingly disposable, that kind of dedication and perseverance deserves a big round of applause all its own. Housed in the Longmont Performing Arts Center on Main Street, the Longmont Theatre Company is front and center in L-town. A veritable cornucopia of bars and restaurants surround the performing arts center, making dinner-and-a-show a simple proposition. Add to its prime location that tickets to a Longmont Theatre Company production are always quite reasonably priced, and you quickly start to run out of reasons not to turn off the TV for a night and go take in some genuine, live theatre. The Longmont Theatre Company’s latest is The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940. Don’t let the name fool you; The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940 is not a musical at all. It is a silly, loping, lighthearted whodunit, a period farce that also sends up show business types by parading stereotype after stereotype across the stage. On, of course, a dark and stormy night in 1940 during a blizzard that threatens to completely shut down the Eastern seaboard, wealthy patron of the arts Elsa Von Grossenknueten (Brie Michaels) and her trusty Teutonic maid, Helsa Wenzel ( Julie Marino), prepare to host a private “backers audition”

of a new musical. Elsa is all silver spoon, upper-crusty frippery, a classic wealthy dowager type, and Helsa is as severe and meticulous as one could hope from a traditional German servant. The director hoping to convince Mrs. Grossenknueten to invest in the new musical is one Mr. Ken de la Maize (Steven Rausch), a name-dropping artiste who adores describing theatre using such florid language as “life distilled to the pure, clear ring of truth.” The creative team behind the musical is Hopewell and Roth. Roger Hopewell (Evan Marquez) is a preening, bitchy homosexual who can barely tolerate his partner, Bernice Roth (Micah Abram), a seven-martini-lunch lush who will dramatically drop everything in order to work on a new lyric that’s just popped into her head. Nikki Crandall (Cicely Galm) is a young and eager chorus girl looking for her big break in The Business. Her fetching smile and spunky charm

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immediately catch the eye of struggling comedian Eddie McCuen (Chris Martinez), the kind of showbiz type who will take any audition he can get, even if it requires talents he isn’t certain he has. Add in an Irish tenor with a lilting, old country brogue, Patrick O’Reilly (Peter Johnson), and a snooty producer, Marjorie Baverstock (Hope Weiss), who insists on describing most everything as “divine” but pronounces the word “di-voon” for the sake of pointless affectation, and you have just about every theatre caricature under the sun (or, in this case, the moon). As soon as The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940 starts, the bodies begin to pile up. While the theatre people prepare to perform for Mrs. Grossenknueten, undercover cop Michael Kelly (Marcus Turner) strives to unmask the murderer hiding among them. Stabbings and secret passageways play big parts in the proceedings, and more than one character turns out to not be exactly who or what they appear. Though absent from the stage for long stretches, Peter Johnson had me slapping my knee more than once. Cicely Galm and Chris Martinez also deserve to be singled out for their remarkably natural and confident performances. The real stars of the show, however, are the set and costume design, both of which are the most responsible for transporting the audience to 1940 New York. The sets were designed by Ricky Lee Landrum (also the director), Deborah G. Zarich and Mike Zarich, and Judy Ernst designed the costumes. For a few laughs and a dash of mystery, all while supporting a local theatre company, you won’t do any better than The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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events Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com.

Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www. flamenco-boulder.com. Website Security Essentials for Developers. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. What Can Boulder Learn From Green Energy Pioneers? 4:30 p.m. Boulder Municipal Building, 1777 Broadway St., Boulder, 303-447-3280.

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music Brad Upton Quartet. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Carrie Rodrigues & Pieta Brown. 8 p.m.

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Boulder/Denver Area An Instinct Toward Life — Sculptures by Dario Robleto. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303298-7554. Through May 15. Bloodlines — Paintings by Hermann Nitsch. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through May 29. Exhibition by Henrique Oliveira. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Art by Sally Bullers. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table

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Boulder, 303-443-2122. Piece Work — Sculptures by Allison Smith. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through May 29. Running the Numbers: Portraits of Mass Consumption — Photographs by Chris Jordan. BioLounge, CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Western Horizons: Landscapes from the Contemporary Realism Collection — By various artists. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Aug. 28.

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Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-7771003. The Dream Doctors. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Eric Wiggs. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Funky Panda. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-4435108. Harmonious Junk. First Street Pub, 35 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-0782. The Holler. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Jeff Strahan. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Jubal and the Rude Boys. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Lucinda Williams — With Lionel Young. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. The Mighty Jivesters. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-4433322. Mitch Lehn Folk Trio, Jake Leg Shakers. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Mojo Mama, Gretchen Troop Band. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-6652757. Music on the Mezz — With Rebecca Folsom Band. 6 p.m. Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. The Quiet American. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Reverend Hooch. 10 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Silent Bear, Cowgirl Radio. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4404628. Swimsuit, City Center, Secret Twins. Astroland, 4415 N. Broadway, Boulder, www. myspace.com/astrolandd. Trinity Demask. 8 p.m. The Rib House, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-RIBS. Vieux Farka Touré. 10 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399.

events Beautiful Art for Beautiful Minds — To benefit Mental Health Partners and Chinook Clubhouse. 5:30-8 p.m. Macy’s, 1900 29th St., Boulder, 303-413-6287. Comida Mobile Mexi-Feast. 4:30-7 p.m. Asher Brewing Co., 4699 Nautilus Court, Boulder, 303-530-1381. Doing Your Doc: NALIP Weekend Workshop. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Through May 15. Plan Boulder County Forum — Revisions to the CU-Boulder Campus Master Plan. 12 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

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music Acoustic Brunch. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-443-5108. Adobe Illustrator Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range

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theater Boulder Ballet BB2: Junior Company Concert. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., 303-440-7826. May 14 & 15. Cats. Boulders Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. May 14 through Sept. 24. Musical Comedy Murders of 1940 — Presented by the Longmont Theater Company. 513 Main Street

St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. The Afronauts. 4-6 p.m. 1300 block of Pearl Street, Boulder, www.afronautsband.com. Blackdog. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Bluegrass Pick. 12 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Craig Maierhofer Trio. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303443-5108. Davey Knowles. 10 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. David Berkeley. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Firebird 4000. 10:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Girls on Top Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Grubstake. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. The Indulgers. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Johnny O Band. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Leon Russell. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Mestizo. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Notes and Oats with Boulder Ukulele Group. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. RUE Album Release Party & Japan Fundraiser. 7 p.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345. StrangeByrds, Kathy Briggs. 7:30 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Tyler Farr Jazz Duo. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Vagrant Son. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Victoria Woodworth. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Wadirum. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Zeppiphelia. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

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Longmont, 303-772-5200. Through May 21. Shambhu & Friends’ Sacred Love: Sacred Earth. Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., 303440-7826. May 20 at 7 p.m. Julius Caesar — Presented by Upstart Crow Theater. Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., 303-4407826. Through May 21.

2011 Growing Gardens Community Plant Sale. 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. 1630 Hawthorn Ave., Boulder, 303-441-4060. Afternoon Tea. 2 p.m. Jill’s Restaurant at St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-4069696. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. Kakes Studio, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303918-6617. Tango Among Friends — Social drop-in tango class. 1 p.m. Pearl Street Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder. www.Tango AmongFriends.net.

Sunday, May 15

music Adam Bodine Trio. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Asher Bluegrass Pick. 4-6 p.m. Asher Brewing Co., 4699 Nautilus Court., Boulder, 303-530-1381. Ayo Awasiko. 6 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Bluegrass Supergroup. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Giddyup Kitty. 6 p.m. The Old Gallery, 4863 Hwy. 7, Allenspark, 303-747-2089. Jazz Jam. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303546-0886. Jerry & Debbie Brugan,Thowlow Chan. 6:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Mellow Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Onda. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-4859400. Open Stage. 9 p.m. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-939-9900. Shenendoah Davis. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Sheryl Crow. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

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Days. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Agricultural Heritage Center, 8348 Highway 66, Longmont, 303-7768848. 2011 Growing Gardens Community Plant Sale. 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. 1630 Hawthorn Ave., Boulder, 303-441-4060. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 7:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Pirates of the Caribbean. 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

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events Boulder Valley Schools Community Blood Drive. 1-6:30 p.m. 6500 Arapahoe Road, Boulder, 303-363-2300. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Healing Space With Alan McAllister. 4-6 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562.

Open Mic Poetry and Music — Hosted by Rob Geisen and Olatundji Akpo-Sani. 8 p.m. The No-Name Bar, 1325 Broadway, Boulder.

Wednesday, May 18 Bluegrass Pick. 8:30 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Boulder Blues Mafia. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475.

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events Boulder County Alcoholics Anonymous — Happy hour group. 5:30 p.m. 5375 Western Ave., Boulder, www.BoulderCountyAA.org. Cornhole League. 6 p.m. Asher Brewing Co., 4699 Nautilus Court, Boulder, 303-530-1381. Free Open Class — Meditation instruction. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 9 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. What Can Boulder Learn From Green Energy Pioneers? 7 p.m. Sherpa’s Restaurant, 825 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-4473280.

Tuesday, May 17

music Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Clusterpluck — 9 p.m. Open jam. George’s Food & Drink, 2028 14th St., Boulder, 303-9989350. Eric Wiggs Trio. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Face. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Open Mic — With Danny Shafer. 8 p.m./7:15 p.m. sign-up. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Open Mic. First Street Pub, 35 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-0782. Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Salsa Night — Every Tuesday night. 7:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. The Absinthe House, 1109 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-443-8600. Super Sessions with Supercollider. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303440-4628.

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Compulsive Eaters Anonymous-HOW. 6 p.m. Community United Church of Christ, 2650 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder, 970-556-4740. Just Sit. 7 to 9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Tea,Talks,Transformation — With Linda Lawson. 6:30 p.m. Boulder. For location, call 720301-3993. Vajrayana Buddhist Meditation. 7 p.m. Mipham Shedra, 2860 Bluff St., Boulder, 303-4490319.

Kids’ Calendar Thursday, May 12 So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

Friday, May 13 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349. Twinkle Babies. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200.

Tuesday, May 17 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Wednesday, May 18 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 11 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

Saturday, May 14 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Sunday, May 15 Baby Boogie. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. The Family Pick — All-ages bluegrass jam every Sunday. 3-6 p.m. The Stage Stop, 60 Main St., Rollinsville, 303-258-0649.

Monday, May 16 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder

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Monday, May 9 Josh Chetwynd’s The Secret History of Balls. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-2074. “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Tuesday, May 10 Jorian Polis Schutz’s Varitan’s Illustrated Greek Myths. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Bookstore, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074. Tuesday Night Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Book Store, 1203 13th St., Suite A, Boulder, 303-579-1644.

Wednesday, May 11 Sarah Dessen’s What Happened to Goodbye. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Bookstore, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

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The joy of make-up sex by Dr. Jenni Skyler Dear Dr. Jenni, too, and want to ensure her well-being. I have been in a relationship with Any tips on how to transition our famimy girlfriend for over a year. I love her ly to this arrangement? and for the most part enjoy her compa—Open to Possibilities ny. The main problem is that we fight a lot about trivial and unimportant Dear Open, things. Part of me is really bothered by Proceed with caution. Having frethis, but on the plus side, we end up quent and undisturbed sex can be diffialways having make-up sex. The sex is cult when simultaneously caring for a great! But I can’t help wondering if this baby. However, swinging doesn’t necesis healthy. Sometimes it seems like we sarily solve a stale sex life. Truthfully, I are starting fights advise couples interjust to have makeested in alternative Questions up sex. The worst lifestyles to only Send questions for Jenni part is that our sex open a relationship Skyler to drjenni@ in general is not when the relationvery good unless it ship feels stable and theintimacyinstitute.org. follows a fight. secure enough to do Why might this so (and when both be? partners wish to do so). It’s when you —Aroused Arguer are close and connected that you are able to feel safe in sharing. Now, if you both feel secure and Dear Aroused, ready, and are still looking for that extra Make-up sex can be enormously sexy, as anger is often an offshoot of thrill, then proceed slowly. Dipping passion. However, if the relationship your toe into the lifestyle is best done lacks passion unless you are fighting, with clear communication and pre-set boundaries. These boundaries may this can adversely impact you in the evolve with time, but you want to long run. You may both start to rely ensure you are always on the same page. solely on anger and fighting for initiatAs for your baby, get a good babying sex. While this may pump up your sitter when you go out. I always advoadrenaline, it derails the relationship’s cate transparency and honesty with stability and can harm emotional health. kids, but do so with mindfulness to If the adrenaline is the impetus of arousal, then play with other activities age-appropriate development. This may that get those hormones going. Perhaps mean you don’t tell your kids until coltake a run together and race her to the lege, or not at all if they never ask. For finish line for the last 200 yards; chalexample, your daughter may know you lenge her to a wrestling match (if you have a healthy sex life, but she probably are stronger, use one arm); or take a trip will never know exactly what you do to Elitch Gardens in Denver and have behind closed doors. She may know the roller coasters do the work. If the you have friends, but she may not be bickering doesn’t slow down, then also privy to the content of those conversaconsider looking specifically at what tions. you are fighting about to see if you can Same goes for other areas where address a deeper, problematic theme. you choose to maintain privacy, and when and how you choose to disclose, Dear Dr. Jenni, if asked. My wife and I have been married Send questions for Jenni Skyler, Ph.D., for a year and half. We are starting to to drjenni@theintimacyinstitute.org. feel that our sex lives are getting Skyler is a sex therapist and board-certimonotonous and stale. We are thinking fied sexologist who runs The Intimacy of opening the relationship to have Institute in Boulder, www.theintimacyinextra sexual partners on the side for stitute.org. fun. We have an 8-month-old baby, Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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“MOAB, MOAB, MOAB.” That’s about all you hear this time of year as mountain bike enthusiasts pack up their rigs, load the bikes on top and head west into the Utah desert. And while Moab does sound nice, those who are looking for something a bit different can turn their spring mountain bike road trips into exploratory missions, leaving the crowds behind. Here are some alternative destinations that make for great riding, camping and are just far enough away to feel like you’re the first one to discover them. Go soon because 20 years ago, Moab felt the same way. Secrets, especially singletrack secrets, never last. Rabbit Valley  — The Moab-fixated hordes blast by Rabbit Valley as they head west to the red rocks of Utah. But for those who like the desert and don’t mind pulling off the road before Moab, this destination on the Colorado/ Utah border is worth the trip from Boulder. Rabbit Valley has always been popular with rednecks: They camp in the

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area and rip around on dirt bikes and ATVs. For some that’s a turn-off. But it’s worth remembering that dirt bikers don’t care what you ride, and you’ll not get a heaping helping of hiker attitude from any of them. In fact, they might even offer you a cold beer, as they’re no strangers to the fun that can be had on two wheels. During weekdays, Rabbit Valley is deserted. The emptiness is complemented by ample riding, including the easy singletrack of Trails 4 and 5 and more challenging Western Rim Trail, an 18-mile loop that features fantastic views of the Colorado River. Also highly recommended are the ripping singletrack of Zion Curtain, a 20-mile ride, and Rabbit Valley West’s trails, including the Westwater Mesa/Overlook trail. Indian Creek/Waterton Canyon  — With spring upon us, Front Range mountain biking trails are rapidly drying out and coming into form. Unfortunately, if you live in Boulder, your singletrack choices are limited. That’s not the see SECRETS Page 30

Tuesday, May 17 Morocco: Trekking The Rif & High Atlas Mountains. 7 p.m. Changes in Latitude Travel Store, 2525 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-786-8406. Tuesday Hiking. 9 a.m. North Boulder Park, 7th and Bellwood streets, Boulder, 303-494-9735. Youth “Earn-a-Bike” Program. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Community Cycles, 2805 Wilderness Pl., Boulder, 720-565-6019. Wednesday, May 18 Colorado Mountain Club Boulder Group Open House. 7-8 p.m. 633 S. Broadway, Unit N, 303 554-7688. Pearl Street Runners. 6:15 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder. www.pearlstreetrunners. com. To list your event, send information to: editorial@boulderweekly.com, attn: “Elevation.”

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INDIAN CREEK/WATERTON CANYON Location: Colorado Hwy. 93 to Golden, Hwy. 470 from Golden to 121 Bike Shop: Bicycle Pedal’r (2030 E County Line Rd., Highlands Ranch, 303-730-8038; Web: bicyclepedalr. com) Eat/Drink: Waterton Tavern (8361 N Rampart Range Rd., Littleton; watertontavern.com) More info: Stephen Hlawaty’s Mountain Biking Colorado’s Front Range: From Fort Collins to Colorado Springs (Falcon Guides) offers a good overview of local riding opportunities.

ABAJO MOUNTAINS Location: Interstate 70 west to Utah Highway 191, Highway 191 south to Monticello, Utah.  Bike Shop: Chile Pepper in Moab (702 South Main St.; 4350-259-4688; Web chilebikes.com) Eat/Drink: Shake Shack (380 N Main St., Monticello, Utah)  More Info: Moab-Monticello Ranger District; 496 E. Central, Monticello; 435-587-2041 HAPPY JACK/POLE MOUNTAIN Location: Between Laramie and Cheyenne in Wyoming, just north of I-80, access via the Happy Jack exit, No. 323, onto WY 210 (Happy Jack Road) Bike Shop: The Pedal House (207 S. First St., Laramie, 307-742-5533; Web: pedalhouse.com) Eat/Drink: Altitude Chophouse and Brewery (320 South 2nd St., Laramie; Web: altitudechophouse. com) More info: Anne Childers’ Front Range Rider (Poudre Canyon Press) covers Happy Jack as well as a variety of other rides in the area, including trails around Fort Collins.

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case for our neighbors to the south. Jefferson County has invested in plenty of multi-use trails and welcomes mountain bikers. This approach is reason enough to take your bike south of Morrison to sample some of the great riding that our neighbors have developed. A great place to start is the Indian Creek/Waterton Canyon trail. Combining U.S. Forest Service trails with access via Denver Water District lands, as well as some singletrack inside Roxborough State Park, you’ll ride through terrain that’s home to bighorn sheep, mule deer and more than 40 species of birds. It’s a Front Range gem, which also takes in a part of the Colorado Trail. Once you’re done with riding, bust out the pocketbook for lunch or a beer at the nearby Waterton Tavern. Abajo Mountains  — Too far south and too quiet for the Moab crowd, Monticello sits at the base of the Abajo (or Blue) Mountains. This small range features a variety of 4×4 roads, trails and tracks that climb from the desert into the peaks, the tallest of which, Abajo, stands at 11,360 feet. Monticello’s 7,066-foot elevation means that it’s possible to ride comfortably here even in the scorching heat of mid-summer — but plan on being challenged. The better rides feature steep singletrack climbs, technical descents and enough elevation gain to make you puke. That doesn’t mean the riding is a complete

suffer-fest. There’s plenty of mellow action, too, including the option to use car shuttles on some of the longer rides. But if you want to taste the best that the Blues have to offer, you better be ready to earn it. Take the Shay Ridge Trail, which tops out at approximately 11,000 feet, high enough to leave even strong riders gasping. Or Trail 20, a 50-mile slog that was created by dirt bikers, but which also gives those beasts who thought Shay was too easy the opportunity to test themselves. For the rest of us, there are a variety of singletrack options as well as easy cruisers like Geyser Pass Road, which crosses the range. Happy Jack/Pole Mountain  — The Happy Jack area features singletrack Wyoming style, with fast, rolling terrain north of Fort Collins. This area is used for XC skiing in the winter, with terrain that translates perfectly into cross-country mountain biking in the summer. Riding here features plenty of loops, multiple spurs and options in a classic western setting of aspens, mountain meadows and pine forests. This area comes into form earlier than Colorado’s mountain riding thanks to lower snowfall totals during the winter and relatively lower elevations overall, and the looping system makes it perfect for getting into shape before you go to Crested Butte or, well, Moab. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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Italian nonnas’ secret to cooking

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f the nonna as master cook has become something of a stereotype (after all, excellent, thrifty and industrious grandmas can be found in kitchens around the world), American chef Jessica Theroux at least approaches the topic with nuance and plenty of solid evidence. In Cooking with Italian Grandmothers: Recipes and Stories from Tuscany to Sicily (Welcome Books, $40), Theroux documents a year spent traveling the country, gleaning the foodways of 12 accomplished cooks who shared their secrets, some of which were not confined to the cooking. Themes of hardship and resilience co-exist with the tortellini and ricotta. “The generation that I was dealing with had endured a lot of poverty ... and two world wars,” Theroux said. “So much of what these women do is nurture and love, but there also is that depth of coming through hard times. I wasn’t expecting to find that, but I think it added to the richness of the experience.” Her book is equal parts travelogue, photo essay and cookbook, with dozens of recipes — exotic, authentic and accessible in equal parts — that she has reinterpreted for Americans. Each chapter zeroes in on one woman and the dishes she cooks from her respective region. The personalities are distinctive, including generous and artistic Mary from Tuscany; tight-lipped Maria, a ricotta-maker from Sicily; and the gentle, generous spirit of very old Armida from Lunigiana, whom Theroux realized she would never see again. For the record, not all the women she met were great cooks. Theroux laughingly recalled some “horror stories” of women (not documented in the book) who forced her to eat all their family dishes — “none of which were very good.” No surprise that Theroux’s book emphasizes les-

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One of the Italian grandmothers that Jessica Theroux spent time with, Armida from Fosdinovo, Lunigiana, made this cake (called la pignolata in Italian) for her when she was homesick. “[Armida] thought that her favorite childhood dessert, a simple cake filled with pine nuts and lemon zest, was all I needed. She was right.” Adapted from Cooking with Italian Grandmothers, the recipe makes a low cake. Ingredients: 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, softened 1/3 cup plus 1 tbsp. sugar 2 tsp. grated lemon zest 1/4 tps. finely chopped fresh rosemary 1 egg, separated, plus 1 egg yolk 1/8 tsp. salt 1 1/4 cups flour 1/2 cup plus 2 tbsp. lightly toasted pine nuts sons she learned about paying attention to ingredients, especially local ones, and understanding the history of the dishes you are preparing. But it’s worth noting what Theroux named as the biggest and most surprising influence on her cooking. “Cooking with love,” she said firmly. “It’s a very interesting concept. What I learned there was that ... in the act of cooking, you’re evoking the memory and thought of someone you love and transferring that to the food. It sounds very simple, but more than any technique I have ever learned it profoundly changes the food.” “It’s the simplest thing,” Theroux said, “and it makes the biggest difference.”

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Heat oven to 350 degrees. Cream together the butter and 1/3 cup of the sugar in a medium bowl; stir in the lemon zest, rosemary, 2 egg yolks and salt. Stir in the flour and 1/2 cup of the pine nuts. (You may need to use your hands to form a workable dough.) Using your knuckles, press dough as evenly as possible into a buttered 9-inch round cake pan. Cover tightly with plastic wrap; let dough rest 30 minutes at room temperature or up to 24 hours in the refrigerator. Just before baking, brush with egg white, sprinkle dough with remaining 2 tablespoons pine nuts and remaining 1 tablespoon sugar. Bake until the thin cake has turned a light nutty brown and pulls away from edges of the pan, 40-50 minutes. Set aside to cool; slice into thin wedges. (c) 2011, Chicago Tribune. —MCT Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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isiting Boulder’s Arabesque, ghanoush was the finest I’ve had in which features first-rate Colorado, possessing a light, almost fluffy Middle Eastern food, I was feel, set off by delicate eggplant aroma and fortunate enough to be joined quality, fruity olive oil. This dip was a terby Ghada, who grew up in rific foil to the warm, rustically textured Lebanon eating Arabic food. She helped pita. me better appreciate the subtle and authenMy $14 sampler included shawarma tic touches during lunch at this homey, and baba ghanoush, as well as exemplary family-owned operation. The owner does dolmas, tabbouleh and hummus. The the cooking, while her husband assumes brown rice stuffing in the moist grape-leafhost duties; their adult children help out wrapped treats had a nuttier flavor comwith waiting tables. pared to white rice versions, without the Arabesque’s sunny, upscale setting feaoff-putting sour taste commonly encountures an interior brightened by original arttered. The tabbouleh, explained Ghada, was work from local artists, including the authentic in that wheat wasn’t the main owner. Arabesque is open from morning to element; instead it was dominated by late afternoon, serving breakfast and lunch. onion, mint, parsley and tomato. Equally Diners order from a menu off the wall, and pleasing was the airy and addictively the popularity of this spot at lunch can creamy hummus. slow down the pace of service. But this is We ended with a $4 portion of baklava. really the only quibble here, and if you view As I bit into it, Ghada declared, “I heard the experience as akin to having a meal at a the crunch,” a surefire indicator of quality. perfectionist friend’s house versus a fastaba ghanoush takes on myriad forms throughout the Espresso-sized $2.75 cups of thick and food joint, you’ll be fine. Mediterranean, with differing interpretations spanning the Middle strong cardamom-scented coffee were the Breakfast selections include an $11 East to Southern Europe. The common denominator in each version is ideal accompaniment to the not-too-sweet omelet with spinach and onion and quiche. the base of mashed, roasted eggplant, and in Eastern Mediterranean or pastry, which contained the right measure Ghada pointed out that the omelet is preLevantine recipes, lemon, tahini and garlic are standard. Armenian of honey. It was a pleasant contrast to verpared in the Middle Eastern style, with a preparations are likely to include onion and cumin, while one Israeli sions where it feels like one is chewing on a springier texture than usual. Lunch options version involves the addition of mayonnaise. There’s also a Turkish chunk of beehive. start at $6 for soup or a hummus or baba preparation that’s served warm with milk and cheese as ingredients. The best restaurants are about more ghanoush wrap, and the $9 beef or chicken Eggplant caviar is a common south of France starter, although it omits than just quality of food — the finest also shawarma plates are popular items. the tahini and is found spread on toasted baguette rather than pita. evoke an emotional response. It was clear A nice touch, the drinking water was that Arabesque did just that for my friend. One need not have grown up enjoying scented with rosewater, which complementMiddle Eastern fare to appreciate the ed our $3 spinach pie starter. This first unique and fresh flavors here, although for those that course arrived encased in a thin, pita-like crust, with an ideal light lunch. stuffing that was both fresh-tasting and appealingly Ghada ordered the chicken shawarma plate sided have, Arabesque provides a nostalgic link to another time and place. Said Ghada of this restaurant, “I like earthy, a quality imparted to it by sumac (the edible with baba ghanoush. The saffron-colored chicken it because it’s authentic.” herb, not the poisonous plant) and thyme. Ghada was composed of tender white meat, carrying the Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com suggested that this pie and a bowl of soup make for discreetly tangy taste of fruited vinegar. The baba

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could give you a thousand reasons why you will love this week’s treat, but then I would have to take you out behind the woodshed and ... well, I can’t reveal the torture methods inflicted on people who find out my Dessert Diva secrets. But I will tell you that tofu, calzones, sugar cane and Placido Domingo are involved. Brutal, just brutal! Instead, I will give you one big reason: Dark Chocolate Crackle Cookies. Say no more, right? If my friends out there in Boulder land don’t make and devour these little bites of love, well, I wash my hands of you, another reason to take you out behind the woodshed. These cookies are often made around the holidays, but I think May is the perfect time for them. Perfect for your first barbeque or picnic of the year. Not only are they delicious, but the powdered sugar crackle top makes a nice can’t-resist-at-least-one presentation. When you bite into these you will see they are somewhere between a cake, a brownie and a cookie. They pack a lot of flavor for a recipe with not too many ingredients. And, of course, because they are dark chocolate, they contain antioxidants, which protect our cute little bods from free radicals, lower our blood pressure and help keep our hearts nice and healthy. Seems like a lot of pressure for chocolate, but I think it can handle it. You can’t taste that great and please so many palates without knowing you will carry some responsibility along with it. These cookies are fun to make, so the endorphin magic begins long before you even ingest them. This is turning out to be one magic cookie, if you take all I have to say as gospel. It’s alright, I stand behind my claims. Just make them,

and you, too, will be drinking the Kool-Aid. Don’t worry about the woodshed. I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen a woodshed, just been watching Mob Wives on VH1 and felt the need to make some empty threats. Now, follow the directions, put some love into it and invite me over when it’s done.

Dark Chocolate Crackle Cookies 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 1/2 cup canola oil 1/2 cup dark chocolate cocoa powder 1 tsp. almond extract 3 eggs 1 3/4 cups all purpose flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1/4 tsp. salt 3/4 cup dark chocolate chips 1/2 cup powdered sugar Stir together sugar and oil. Add in cocoa powder until well blended. Mix in eggs and almond extract. In small bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt, mix dry ingredients into wet ingredients, stirring until well-combined. Fold in chocolate chips. Cover and refrigerate for at least two hours. Heat oven to 350 degrees. Line cookie sheets with parchment paper. Place powdered sugar in small bowl. Scoop out small teaspoon of dough, drop in sugar and roll until covered. Place on baking sheet, about two to three inches apart. Bake for 9-11 minutes, until just set. Take out of oven and let rest on cookie sheet about five minutes. Take off, cool on wire rack or parchment paper. Enjoy! Note: You can use regular cocoa powder and semi-sweet chocolate chips. Dark chocolate is just a direction, use what you like! Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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affe, the newest entry in the Frasca stable, is an affordable spot of top-flight light meals, including sandwiches, salads and soup. Coffee drinks made with locally roasted Boxcar beans are above reproach, and beer and wine are also on offer. Highlights include an almond croissant that rivals the finest European examples, and the Crudo, a winning cold sandwich that reflects the shades of the Italian tricolor with its mix of prosciutto, parmigiano, arugula and heirloom tomatoes.

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eaturing impressive Flatirons views and a contemporary design that fits well with its North Boulder environs, Restaurant 4580 offers several ambitious menu items. These include lobster mac and cheese and an adult ice cream float featuring premium beer. The small plates can be particularly appealing, especially the perfectly prepared lamb brochettes dusted with smoked paprika and sided with curry aioli, as well as the frites.

Bacco Trattoria & Mozzarella Bar 1200 Yarmouth Ave., Unit A Boulder 303-442-3899

acco Trattoria and Mozzarella Bar lives up to its Italian moniker by virtue of being a hospitable neighborhood restaurant. Blending Italian-American with Old World influences, the menu includes pizza, lasagna and more unique offerings such as grilled chicken flattened by a brick. The wild boar pappardelle is especially memorable, with a satisfying cacciatore-like flavor and tender pork.

Tutti 103 S. Public Rd., Lafayette 720-746-9649

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word would be choice. Offering many menu items in three distinct sizes, Tutti permits diners to choose whether they want a sampler, entrée, or platter suitable for sharing. Noteworthy dishes include artfully prepared seared scallops with risotto, as well as a classic macaroni and cheese. Parents can enjoy these dishes while youngsters frolic in the restaurant’s downstairs play area, which features toys and video games.

India’s Clay Oven 5290 Arapahoe Ave. Boulder 303-444-1626

ndia’s Clay Oven offers straightforward subcontinental fare at affordable prices, including an $8.99 lunch buffet. This noontime offering affords an opportunity to sample some of their standout dishes, including a moist, tender and flavorful tandoori chicken and a smoothly rich butter chicken. Service is discreet and friendly and contributes to a lowkey and affordable dining experience.

Sushi Kaiten 2055 S. Ken Pratt Blvd., Unit A, Longmont 303-485-9848

ormerly known as Ichiban, Longmont’s Sushi Kaiten brings conveyor-belt Japanese cuisine to Boulder County. Items are available both made-to-order and off the belt, and can’t-miss selections include the heavenly spicy salmon handroll and house-smoked

salmon dusted with green tea powder. Other attractions include the surprisingly creamy white tuna and the aficionado’s choice, uni, or sea urchin roe.

izzeria Locale is the eagerly anticipated Naples-influenced establishment from the same folks who brought you the celebrated Frasca. The menu includes salads, contorni (side dishes), desserts and pizzas ranging in price from $9 for a Marinara to $18 for a deluxe version featuring prosciutto and arugula. Standout selections include the traditional Margherita, with fresh basil, tomato and mozzarella, as well as the Cassata, chocolate cake freighted with sweet ricotta and candied fruit.

Pho 79 6650 W. 120th Ave., #A5 Broomfield 303-439-0028

standout among the area’s purveyors of Vietnamese soup, Broomfield’s Pho 79 serves up a noteworthy and affordable version of this beef noodle specialty. The broth is wonderfully rich, the product of a long, slow simmer of beef bones, onion and herbs. Thin rice noodles possess perfect texture, and garnishes of lime, bean sprouts, chile peppers and basil are fresh and abundant. Not bad for a place where a large soup sells for just $7.25.

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Zudaka Healthy Latin Food

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udaka Healthy Latin Food dishes out meatless South American fare, with a particular focus on Venezuelan and Columbian cuisine. The healthy and fresh-tasting offerings include bean and rice bowls served with salsa and smooth Venezuelan guacamole, as well as fried yucca root appetizers. Arepa, a stuffed cornmeal cake, is a signature offering here. The namesake Zudaka version, filled with meatless ground beef, salsa, Venezuelan guacamole and cheese, is especially appealing.

erving dinner, lunch and weekend brunch, Nederland’s Savory Cafe offers everything from lemon ricotta beignets to seared duck breast to $1 tacos each Wednesday. The setting is simple mountain town café, and the humble ambience fails to prepare the diner for the high quality of the food. Highlights include the hanger steak sandwiches with blue cheese and arugula, and the crispy rock shrimp salad.

The Pinyon

Sun Rose Café 379 Main St., Longmont 303-651-3533

un Rose Café’s rugged brick interior hosts a successful hybrid of hospitable country café and sophisticated bistro in the heart of downtown Longmont. The menu ranges from omelets in the morning to panini and soups during the day, and concludes with such sophisticated dinnertime entrees as portabella mushroom ravioli. The lavender-scented lemonade is addictive and perfectly paired with an Italian cold cut sandwich. Basted eggs with moist and flavorful chicken sausage are a top morning choice.

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elative newcomer the Pinyon is an inviting and airy venue on Pearl Street specializing in new takes on old American classics, ranging from catfish po’ boys to hot fudge sundaes. But there’s more than a whiff of culinary sophistication here, demonstrated by such offerings as cola-braised kobe beef and wild prawns with grits. Yet it’s an old favorite, fried chicken, that steals the show. The Pinyon’s version may well be the best you’ve tasted. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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t this point in the Marvel Comicsderived superhero cycle, audiences can be forgiven for feeling a tad worn out, both for reasons of quality and quantity. My rear end’s thor just thinking about how many more we have coming. Yet sometimes a product exceeds expectations. I like Thor, for example. This is remarkable, considering the lameness of the first 25 minutes of director Kenneth Branagh’s adaptation of the Marvel character introduced in 1962. A stolid visual stylist at best, Branagh lays out the early scenes in this interplanetary saga with as little cinematic interest as is humanly and digitally possible. Computer-generated hordes mill around while the King of Asgard gives a speech; crushing action sequences full of fire and ice place the actors far too close to the camera; hacky, nervous editing (by Paul Rubell) neither propels nor maximizes the flow of the action. Then, as if by decree from the Beard of Odin itself, your X-Men Origins headache recedes, the mighty intergalactic Thunder God travels to Earth, and Thor acquires a sense of humor and becomes that thing that all creatures from all realms crave: a good time. The last 25 minutes of Thor aren’t much better than the first. But that hour in between — tasty, funny, robustly acted — more than compensates. It helps having strong actors fully invested in their expositional blather. On the planet Asgard, King Odin

(Anthony Hopkins) and queen Frigga (Rene Russo, barely verbal) must choose an heir to the throne. Odin’s options come down to Son One, Thor, a hottempered pinup played by Chris Hemsworth, and his undermining brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston, looking like Shakespeare’s Iago). Thor’s impetuous streak leads his posse into battle with the Frost Giants from the neighboring planet Jotunheim, pronounced “Vodenheim,” which sounds like a classy Norwegian writers retreat but is in fact a cold and forbidding place, much like the University of Minnesota’s Duluth

Class warfare wedding

o few ensemble-driven AfricanAmerican films make it to market — whether with familiar faces or unknowns — that the ones that do get out of the gate provoke a weird degree of scrutiny regarding what they have to say about the black experience. Who needs the pressure? Movies such as the first Barbershop succeed not because they feel important or thesis-heavy, but because they bring the commercial and the sociologically astute cultural touch to a bagful of characters. This brings us to Jumping the Broom, a picture that gave me considerable satisfaction, partly because it wears its themes of trust and belief and faith lightly and easily, while taking them seriously. On the surface, director Salim Akil’s comedy-drama appears to have a lot in common with Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married? pictures, in which a vacation gathering brings domestic and personal crises to the fore. But this is Tyler Perry with far fewer mood swings, and it works on a more relaxed and easygoing vibe. The setup: pure formula. Hotshot Manhattan corporate attorney Sabrina Watson, played by Paula Patton, comes from money and from parents — played by Angela Bassett and Brian Stokes Mitchell — on the brink of divorce. Sabrina’s rising young broker fiancé, played by Laz Alonso, hails from the other side of the Boulder Weekly

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campus. Banished for his bloodthirsty actions, Thor and his mighty hammer are whooshed to New Mexico, where the more engaging half of Thor unfolds. Astrophysics research team members played by Natalie Portman, Stellan Skarsgard and Kat “Just Gliding Through” Dennings have their eyes on the skies, when down comes this hunk of hero. He’s a space-Norse fish out of water, in need of a comeuppance before he can become a true hero. In one choice bit, he charges into a pet store unsuccessfully demanding a horse. (The screenplay starts with Thor’s arrival and then flashes back to Asgard and Jotunheim.) As with the first Iron Man, it’s the humor that seals the deal, not the action. Branagh’s strengths clearly lie in the interpersonal scheming and glowering between Thor and crimson-eyed lizard baddie Laufey (Colm Feore), and the sibling rivalry between Thor and Loki, a relationship of welcome ambiguity. As Odin, Hopkins brings purpose and steel to what could have been a routine assignment. As for the hammer, well, it’s a pip: It works like a supersonic boomerang, and as someone says, “’Tis a fit companion for a king.” Hemsworth was a fine pick for this role. He’ll be back on screen next summer in the all-star Marvel bash The Avengers. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Brooklyn Bridge. He’s the overprotected son of a postal clerk (Loretta Devine) struggling with anger management. The high-hats meet the low-downs for the first time at the extravagant Martha’s Vineyard wedding. Devine’s character brings the ancestral marriage broom for the newlyweds to mark their new life. Bassett’s elegantly controlling hostess will not have it. The outcome of Jumping the Broom takes the word “preordained” to new heights. By most standards this is a very churchy picture, its story hinging on the premise that after one too many dead-end one-night-stands, Sabrina makes a deal with God to lay off the intercourse until marriage if He match-makes her the right match. Producer Tracey E. Edmonds describes the

project as “faith-based”; one of Edmonds’ co-producers, T.D. Jakes, runs the Dallas mega-church known as The Potter’s House and plays the preacher in the climactic wedding scene. This we get after all the obstacles and doubts have been shelved, and the various discreet hook-ups among the supporting characters have been either acted upon or quashed. The film works because the screenwriters, Elizabeth Hunter and Arlene Gibbs, have a knack for juggling a dozen-plus major characters without succumbing to the obvious class-warfare gags every 90 seconds. Jumping the Broom may be too low-key to be a hit, but I hope I’m wrong. The cast maximizes each scene. On the Watson side, we’re deep into a realm of wealth and privilege that will strike much of the target audience as a fairy tale, just as the rarefied air of rom-com It’s Complicated struck some viewers as galling. Here, though, the Devine character’s response to the Vineyard (she’s offended at being picked up at the airport by a chauffeur, rather than a member of the host family) becomes part of the running joke. It’s a relatable one. While the movie is nothing special visually, and it delivers more endings than a cat has lives, the people on screen more than compensate. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com May 12, 2011 39

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13 Assassins The year is 1844. A young lord rapes and kills with impunity by virtue of his political connections. Though the era of the samurai is fading, an honest government official covertly enlists 13 swordsmen to assassinate this sadistic lord before he can seize more power. With the clock ticking, the assassins lay a deadly trap for the lord and his army of bodyguards, culminating in one of the bloodiest swordfights ever put to film. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

Capitaine Achab It’s 1840. Who could have imagined that a boy, an avid bible-reader who lives in a small hut in the woods, would one day become the captain of a whaling ship? Nobody. Nevertheless, following a difficult childhood, Achab sets sail, becomes a great captain, and one day he crosses the path of a white whale. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

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This documentary follows three big cats on the African savanna. Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Bill Cunningham New York Bill Cunningham is obsessively interested in only one thing: the pictures he takes that document the way people dress. Bill has lived in the same small studio above Carnegie Hall for 50 years, never eats in restaurants and gets around on a worn-out bicycle. The contradiction of his monk-like existence and the extravagance of his photographic subject matter is one aspect of his private life revealed in the movie. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Blank City Blank City tells the tale of a disparate crew of renegade filmmakers who emerged from an economically bankrupt and dangerous moment in New York history. In

AMC Flatiron Crossing, 61 W. Flatiron Cir., Broomfield, 303-790-4262 Bridesmaids Fri-Wed: 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Fast Five Thu: 10:30, 1:25, 4:30, 7:30, 10:35 Fri-Wed: 10:40, 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:40 Hoodwinked Too Thu: 12:40, 5:15, 7:35, 10:30 Fri-Wed: 11:10, 4:05, 9:10 Insidious Thu: 10, 12:30, 3, 5:40, 8:20, 10:50 Fri-Wed: 10:25, 12:50, 3:25, 5:50, 8:20, 10:50 Jumping the Broom Thu: 11:10, 2, 4:50, 7:40, 10:25 Fri-Wed: 11, 1:50, 4:35, 7:20, 10:05 The Lincoln Lawyer Thu: 11:30, 2:25, 5:20, 8:10, 10:55 Fri-Wed: 11:40, 2:30, 5:30, 8:15, 10:55 Priest Fri-Wed: 10:35, 1, 3:15, 5:40, 8, 10:20 Prom Thu: 11:50, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 FriWed: 1:20, 6:40 Rio Thu: 11:15, 1:30, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20 Fri-Wed: 10:45, 1:25, 4:10, 6:50, 9:20 Something Borrowed Thu: 11:20, 1:50, 4:35, 7:10, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 11:20, 1:55, 4:20, 7:15, 10 Soul Surfer Thu: 11, 1:55, 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 Fri-Wed: 10:50, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 9:45 Source Code Thu: 10:25, 12:50, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15, 10:40 Fri-Wed: 11:50, 2:40, 5:10, 7:45, 10;10 Thor Thu: 10, 11, 1, 2, 4, 5 7, 8, 10 Fri-Wed: 10:30, 1:10, 4:15, 7, 9:50 Water for Elephants Thu: 10:40, 1:40, 4:55, 7:50, 10:45 Fri-Wed: 11:15, 2:10, 5, 7:50, 10:45 Century Boulder, 1700 29th St., Boulder, 303-442-1815 African Cats Thu: 10, 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 Fri-Wed: 10, 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:15, 9:30, 11:45 Bridesmaids Fri-Wed: 1:45, 4:35, 7:35, 10:25 Cave of Forgotten Dreams Thu: 11:15, 1:45, 4:05, 6:30, 8:45, 11 Fri-Wed: 11, 1:30, 4:05, 6:20, 8:35, 11

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Fast Five continues the franchise tradition of using only small words that start with the letter F in the title. Might we suggest another F-word for the next movie? the late 1970s and mid-’80s, when the city was still a wasteland of cheap rent and cheap drugs, these directors crafted daring works that went on to profoundly influence the development of independent film. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

Judd Apatow (Knocked Up) about the antics of six bridesmaids (including Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy) as they try to plan the perfect wedding for their friend. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

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local theaters Everything Must Go Fri-Wed: 11, 1:35, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35, 11:59 p.m. Fast Five Thu: 11:55, 2:50, 6, 9:15, 10:15 FriWed: 10, 1:05, 4, 6:55, 9:50 Hanna Thu: 10, 1, 4, 7, 10 Fri-Wed: 11:45, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 Jumping the Broom Thu: 11:15, 1:55, 4:35, 7:30, 10:10 Fri-Wed: 10:20, 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10, 11:50 Priest Fri-Wed: 10:10, 12:30, 3:05, 5:25, 7:45, 10:15 Rio Thu: 11:25, 2, 4:25, 6:50, 9:20 Fri-Wed: 10:15, 12:40, 3:15, 6:15, 8:40, 11:05 Something Borrowed Thu: 11:35, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50 Fri-Wed: 10:10, 12:50, 3:30, 6:40, 9:20, 11:59 There Be Dragons Thu: 10:15, 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:35 Fri-Wed: 10:05, 12:55, 3:45, 6:50, 10 Thor Thu-Wed: 10:05, 12:45, 3:25, 6:05, 8:45, 11:35 Water for Elephants Thu: 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 10:15, 1:10, 3:55, 7, 9:45 Win Win Thu: 12, 2:35, 5:15, 7:55, 10:30 FriWed: 12, 2:40, 5:15, 8, 10:35 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641 African Cats Thu-Wed: 1:05, 3:40, 6:40, 9:40 Bridesmaids Fri-Wed: 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:35 Fast Five Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:20 Hanna Thu-Wed: 2, 5, 7:55, 10:40 Jumping the Broom Fri-Wed: 2, 5:10, 7:50, 10:45 Priest Fri: 12:45, 4:50, 7:45,10:25 Rio Thu-Wed: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 Something Borrowed Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10 Thor Thu-Wed: 1, 1:30, 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 10,

10:30 Water for Elephants Thu-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-352-1992 I Am Thu: 4, 7:15, 9:15 Fri-Wed: 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Meek’s Cutoff Fri-Wed: 4, 7, 9:30 The Princess Of Montpensier Thu: 5, 8 White Irish Drinkers Thu: 4:15, 7, 9:30 Winter in Wartime Fri-Wed: 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-352-1992 Everything Must Go Fri-Wed: 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Jane Eyre Thu: 4, 9:40 Fri-Wed: 4:15, 7, 9:35 Winter in Wartime Thu: 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Wretches & Jabberers Thu: 7:30 p.m. Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-352-1992 The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Thu: 4:30, 7:30, 9:30 Fri-Wed: 4:30, 9:30 In a Better World Thu: 4, 10 Fri-Wed: 1:30, 7:10 Incendies Fri-Wed: 1, 4, 7, 10 Win Win Thu-Wed: 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Denver FilmCenter, 2510 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-820-3456 13 Assassins Fri-Wed: 2, 5, 8 Bill Cunningham New York Thu: 2, 7:15 Blank City Thu: 4:30, 9:45 Capitaine Achab Wed: 7 p.m. Cedar Rapids Thu: 5, 9:30

Tim Lippe was the guy people always thought would go places, but then he just didn’t. He’s been living in sleepy Brown Valley, Wis., his whole life, selling insurance to protect other people’s dreams. But Tim’s life is about to get a kick-start because, for the first time in his 34 years, he’s headed to a major metropolis — Cedar Rapids, Iowa — where he must try to save his company at a do-or-die insurance convention that, for him, will be nonconventional. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Landmark Theatres Certified Copy Juliette Binoche plays a gallery owner living in a Tuscan village who attends a lecture by a British author on authenticity and fakery in art. Afterward, she invites him on a tour of the countryside, during which he is mistaken for her husband. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater

Circo Fri: 2:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:30 Sat-Wed: 2:30, 4:45, 7:30 My Perestroika Thu: 2:15, 4:45 Rubber Thu: 2:30, 7:30, 9:40 The Silent House Fri: 10 p.m. These Amazing Shadows Thu: 7 p.m. UA Twin Peaks, 1250 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-651-2434 Bridesmaids Fri-Wed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Fast Five Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 Jumping the Broom Thu: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Fri-Wed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50 Priest Fri-Wed: 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:40, 10:15 Rio Thu: 1:25, 4:25, 7:20, 9:40 Fri-Wed: 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 9:50 Something Borrowed Thu: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Fri-Wed: 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 10 Soul Surfer Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 6:50, 9:55 Thor Thu-Wed: 1, 1:30, 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 10 Water for Elephants Thu-Wed: 12:50, 3:50, 7, 9:45 Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826 Certified Copy Wed: 6:30 p.m. Howl Thu: 6:30 p.m. Fri: 4, 9 Sat: 6:30 Sun: 6 p.m. Marwencol Wed: 4 p.m. Peep World Thu: 4 p.m. Fri: 6:30 p.m. Sat: 4, 9 OPERA: La Traviatte Sun: 1 p.m. Boulder Public Library Film Program, Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3197 A Trip to the Moon & Aelita, Queen of Mars Mon: 7 p.m. As times are always subject to change, we request that you verify all movie listings beforehand. Daily updated information can be viewed on our website, www.boulderweekly.com.

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Jane Eyre

Gorgeously filmed along the back roads of rural Mexico, Circo follows the Ponce family’s hardscrabble circus as it struggles to stay together despite mounting debt, dwindling audiences and a simmering family conflict. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

Jane Eyre suddenly flees Thornfield Hall, the vast, isolated estate where she worked as a governess for Thornfield’s brooding master, Edward Rochester. With nowhere else to go, she is extended a helping hand by clergyman St. John Rivers and his family. As she recuperates in the Rivers’ house and looks back upon the events that led to her escape, Jane wonders if the past is ever truly past. At Esquire and Century. — Landmark Theatres

Everything Must Go Will Ferrell stars in this funny and touching adaptation of the Raymond Carver short story “Why Don’t You Dance?” After losing his job and his wife in the same day, Nick Halsey moves all his possessions, and himself, to his front yard in order to start a new life. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Fast Five The stars of all previous installments in the surprisingly successful franchise about drag racers reunite to break once again the speed limit the world over. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson joins the cast as the federal agent on the speedsters’ trail. Good luck with that, pal. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Forks Over Knives Forks Over Knives examines the profound claim that most, if not all, of the degenerative diseases that afflict us can be controlled, or even reversed, by rejecting our present menu of animal-based and processed foods. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Hanna A teenaged girl raised by her father to be the perfect assassin is sent on her first mission. Cate Blanchett is the intelligence agent hot on her trail. Rated PG-13. At Century and Colony Square. — Rene Rodriguez

Jumping the Broom See full review on Page 39. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. The Lincoln Lawyer Matthew McConaughey enters the courtroom for the first time since 1996’s A Time to Kill in this adaptation of Michael Connelly’s novel about a lawyer who conducts his business from his Lincoln Town Car. Rated PG-13. — Rene Rodriguez Marwencol On April 8, 2000, Mark Hogancamp was brutally attacked outside of a bar by five men. After nine days in a coma and 40 days in the hospital, Mark was discharged with little memory of his previous life. Unable to afford therapy, Mark decided to create his own. In his backyard, he built Marwencol, a 1/6-scale World War II-era town that he populated with dolls representing his friends, family and even his attackers. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater Meek’s Cutoff

war between humans and vampires, a warrior priest disobeys his superiors to try to rescue his niece after she’s abducted by bloodsuckers. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez The Princess of Montpensier The Princess of Montpensier tells the tale of Marie de Mézieres, a beautiful young aristocrat, and Henri de Guise, one of the kingdom’s most intrepid heroes. The two are in love, but Marie’s father promises her hand in marriage to the Prince of Montpensier. The film follows Marie as she is caught between the many men in her path. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Prom In this Disney family comedy, the stories of various high-school couples intersect as they frantically prepare for the biggest night of their lives so far. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Rio Jessie Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway, Jane Lynch and Wanda Sykes provide the voices for this animated tale about a domesticated macaw who travels around the world to chase down the love of his life. Rated PG. At Twin Peaks, Flatiron, Colony Square and Century. — Rene Rodriguez Rubber

In 1975 in Brooklyn, 18-year-old Brian is killing time, pulling off petty crimes. Brian works for Whitey at the failing Lafayette movie theater. Owing money to local mobsters, Whitey calls in a favor to an old friend who works with The Rolling Stones. They come up with a deal to have the Stones play at Whitey’s theater for one night only before their gig at Madison Square Garden, and Brian is put in charge of getting the word out to everyone in the neighborhood. In the twists and turns that follow, both brothers must reexamine their dreams, and make decisions that will change their lives forever. At Chez Artiste — Landmark Theatres

James Franco stars as the young Allen Ginsberg — poet, counter-culture adventurer and chronicler of the Beat Generation. Howl is simultaneously a portrait of a renegade artist breaking down barriers to find love and redemption, and an imaginative ride through a prophetic masterpiece that rocked a generation and was heard around the world. The Sunday, May 15, showing is a double feature with The Life and Times of Allen Ginsberg. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater

When the USSR broke apart in 1991, a generation of young people faced a new realm of possibilities. An intimate epic about the last Soviet generation, Robin Hessman’s feature documentary debut tells the stories of five Moscow schoolmates who were brought up behind the Iron Curtain, witnessed the joy and confusion of glasnost, and reached adulthood right as the world changed around them. At Denver FilmCenter/ Colfax. — Denver Film Society OPERA: La Traviata

Soul Surfer

La Traviata, one of the most popular operas in the canon, was written in record time: letters from 1853 indicate that Giuseppe Verdi completed it in well under two months. The title, which means “the fallen woman,” refers to the heroine, Violetta Valery, a courtesan in 19th century France. The role of Violetta is considered one of the most challenging in the soprano repertoire. This production stars the celebrated American soprano Renée Fleming, alongside tenor Joseph Calleja and bass Thomas Hampson. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater

AnnaSophia Robb stars in this fact-based drama about a teenage girl who musters up the courage to climb back on her surfboard after losing an arm in a shark attack. Rated PG. At Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

Insidious Writer Leigh Wannell and director James Wan try their hands at atmospheric horror with this tale of a married couple trying to protect their comatose son from evil spirits. At Flatiron. – Rene Rodriguez

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Peep World On the day of their father’s 70th birthday party, four siblings come to terms with the publication of a novel written by the youngest sibling that exposes the family’s most intimate secrets. At Boedecker Theater. — Boedecker Theater Priest In the ravaged, post-apocalyptic remnants of a long

Water for Elephants

Based on a true story and filmed in one continuous shot of 78 minutes, “La Casa Muda” focuses on Laura, who, second by second, intends to leave a house which hides an obscure secret, unharmed. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

My Perestroika

When notary Lebel (Rémy Girard) sits down with Jeanne and Simon Marwan (Mélissa Désormeaux Poulin, Maxim Gaudette) to read them their mother’s will, the twins are stunned to receive a pair of envelopes — one for the father they thought was dead and another for a brother they didn’t know existed. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

In A Trip to the Moon, a group of astronomers studies the way to travel to the moon, and the president selects five other astronomers to travel with him. Aelita, Queen of Mars may be the only example of a silent-era Soviet science fiction film. Set at the beginning of the New Economic Policy in December 1921, a radio station engineer is obsessed with a mysterious radio signal that seems to come from Mars. He is jealous as his wife receives the attentions of a low-ranking and corrupt Soviet official. Meanwhile, Aelita, queen of Mars, has become obsessed with the Earth man she has been observing with a viewing device. At Boulder Public Library. — BPL

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Ginnifer Goodwin is a wallflower lawyer, Kate Hudson is her domineering alpha-blonde best friend, and Colin Egglesfield is the only available man in New York City. He and Goodwin were study partners in law school, and on their way to being something more when her smooth, confident pal swooped in and snatched him like a hawk seizing a rabbit. Now the couple is about to marry, while Goodwin smiles bravely from the sidelines with aching, unrequited longing and holds back tears. The film is a two-hour pity party, as her hopes for Egglesfield to snap out of it and realize he loves her are raised and dashed. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Colin Covert

I AM, a prismatic and probing exploration of our world, what’s wrong with it and what we can do to make it better, represents writer/director Tom Shadyac’s first foray into nonfiction following a career as one of Hollywood’s leading comedy practitioners. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

See Page 39 for full review. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks.

Steamy and sexy with a smack of sadism, this atmospheric adaptation of the Sara Gruen novel is a throwback to old-school Hollywood action/romance. Robert Pattinson, Reese Witherspoon and Christoph Waltz co-star as a veterinarian, trick rider and unstable ringmaster struggling to save a financially ailing circus during the Depression. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

Hayden Panettiere, Glenn Close, Joan Cusack, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler and David Alan Grier provide the voices for this animated tale about the further adventures of Little Red Riding Hood, now training with a mysterious agency known as the Sisters of the Hood. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

I AM

Thor

Rubber is the story of Robert, an inanimate tire that has been abandoned in the desert but suddenly and inexplicably comes to life. As Robert roams the bleak landscape, he discovers that he possesses terrifying telepathic powers that give him the ability to destroy anything he wishes without having to move. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Landmark Theatre

The year is 1845 and a wagon team of three families has hired the mountain man Stephen Meek to guide them over the Cascade Mountains. Claiming to know a short cut, Meek leads the group on an unmarked path across the high-plains desert, only to become lost in the dry rock and sage. Over the coming days, the emigrants must face the scourges of hunger, thirst and their own lack of faith in each other’s instincts for survival. When a Native American wanderer crosses their path, the emigrants are torn between their trust in a guide who has proven himself unreliable and a man who has always been seen as the natural enemy. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil

Side Story have in common? Besides being popular, they have also been deemed “culturally, historically or aesthetically significant” by the Library of Congress and listed on The National Film Registry. These Amazing Shadows tells the history and importance of the Registry, a roll call of cinema treasures that reflects the diversity of film and the American experience itself. At Denver FilmCenter. — Denver Film Center

Something Borrowed

Source Code Jake Gyllenhaal stars as a man who wakes up on a passenger train eight minutes before a terrorist bomb goes off, killing everyone aboard. Through the use of new anti-terrorist government technology, he must relive those eight minutes until he can stop the attack. At Flatiron. — Rene Rodriguez There Be Dragons An investigative journalist goes to Spain to research a book about the controversial Catholic organization Opus Dei, but he hits a wall when his most promising source, his own father, proves uncooperative. At Century. — Los Angeles Times/MCT These Amazing Shadows What do the films Casablanca, Blazing Saddles and West

Winter in Wartime In the Dutch countryside of 1945, the wreckage of a crashed English plane is an irresistible lure to two boys from the nearby village. It’s a game of adventure until occupying German soldiers chase Michiel and his friend Theo away from the wreck, and Michiel is brought before the local Nazi commander. Drawn into the Resistance, Michiel’s boyish sense of defiance and adventure soon turns to danger and desperation, as he is forced to act without knowing whom to trust among the adults and townspeople around him. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Win Win Disheartened attorney Mike Flaherty, who moonlights as a high school wrestling coach, stumbles across a star athlete through some questionable business dealings while trying to support his family. Just as it looks like he will get a double payday, the boy’s mother shows up fresh from rehab and flat broke, threatening to derail everything. At Mayan and Century. — Landmark Theatres Wretches & Jabberers In Wretches & Jabberers, two men with autism embark on a global quest to change attitudes about disability and intelligence. Determined to put a new face on autism, Tracy Thresher, 42, and Larry Bissonnette, 52, travel to Sri Lanka, Japan and Finland. At each stop, they dissect public attitudes about autism and issue a hopeful challenge to reconsider competency and the future. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres

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March 21-April 19:

The 16th-century English writer John Heywood was a prolific creator of epigrams. I know of at least 20 of his proverbs that are still invoked, including “haste makes waste,” “out of sight, out of mind,” “look before you leap,” “beggars shouldn’t be choosers,” “Rome wasn’t built in a day,” and “do you want to both eat your cake and have it, too?” I bring this up, Aries, because I suspect you’re in a Heywoodian phase of your long-term cycle. In the coming weeks, you’re likely to unearth a wealth of pithy insights and guiding principles that will serve you well into the future.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20:

“If you wish to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe,” said astronomer Carl Sagan in his book Cosmos. In other words, the pie can’t exist until there’s a star orbited by a habitable planet that has spawned intelligent creatures and apples. A lot of preliminaries have to be in place. Keep that in mind, Taurus, as you start out down the long and winding path toward manifesting your own personal equivalent of the iconic apple pie. In a sense, you will have to create an entire world to serve as the womb for your brainchild. To aid you in your intricate quest, make sure to keep a glowing vision of the prize always burning in the sacred temple of your imagination.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20:

I’ll quote Wikipedia: “Dawn should not be confused with sunrise, which is the moment when the leading edge of the sun itself appears above the horizon.” In other words, dawn comes before the sun has actually showed itself. It’s a ghostly foreshadowing — a pale light appearing out of nowhere to tinge the blackness. Where you are right now, Gemini, is comparable to the last hour before the sunrise. When the pale light first appears, don’t mistake it for the sun and take premature action. Wait until you can actually see the golden rim rising.

CANCER June 21-July 22:

When some readers write to me, they address me as “Mr. Brezsny.” It reminds me of what happens when a check-out clerk at Whole Foods calls me “sir”: I feel as if I’ve been hit in the face with a cream pie — like someone is bashing my breezy, casual self-image with an unwelcome blast of dignity and decorum. So let’s get this straight, people: I am not a mister, and I am not a sir. Never was, never will be. Now as for your challenges in the coming week, Cancerian: I expect that you, too, may feel pressure to be overly respectable, uncomfortably formal, excessively polite, and in too much control. That would be pushing you in a direction opposite to the one I think you should go.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22:

At one point in the story Alice in Wonderland, a large talking bird known as the Dodo organizes a race with unusual rules. There is no single course that all the runners must follow. Rather, everybody scampers around wherever he or she wants, and decides when to begin and when to end. When the “race” is all over, of course, it’s impossible to sort out who has performed best, so the Dodo declares everyone to be the winner. I encourage you to organize and participate in activities like that in the coming weeks, Leo. It’s an excellent time to drum up playful victories and easy successes not only for yourself, but for everyone else, too.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

In his book The Rough Guide to Climate Change, Bob Henson talks about the “five places to go before global warming messes them up.” One such beautiful spot is Colorado’s Rocky Mountain National Park. Vast swatches of its trees are being ravaged by hordes of pine beetles, whose populations used to be kept under control by frigid winters before the climate began to change. Australia’s Great Barrier Reef and Switzerland’s Alpine glaciers are among the other natural beauties that are rapidly changing form. I suggest that you apply this line of thought to icons with a more personal meaning, Virgo. Nothing stays the same forever, and it’s an apt time in your astrological cycle to get all you can out of useful and wonderful resources that are in the midst of transformation.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22:

There’s not a whole lot of funny stuff reported in the Bible,

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but one notable case occurred when God told Abraham that he and his wife Sarah would finally be able to conceive their first child. This made Abraham laugh out loud, since he was 99 years old at the time and Sarah was 90. It may have been a while since God has delivered any humorous messages to you, Libra, but my sense is that She’s gearing up for such a transmission even as we speak. To receive this cosmic jest in the right spirit, make sure you’re not taking yourself too damn seriously.

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:

No one in history has ever drunk the entire contents of a regulation-size ketchup bottle in less than 39 seconds. So says the Guinness Book of World Records. However, I believe it’s possible that a Scorpio daredevil will soon break this record. Right now your tribe has an almost supernaturally enormous power to rapidly extract the essence of anything you set your mind to extracting. You’ve got the instincts of a vacuum cleaner. You’re an expert at tapping into the source and siphoning off exactly what you need. You know how to suck — in the best sense of that word — and you’re not shy about sucking.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:

“I’m not superstitious,” said Michael Scott, the former boss in the TV show The Office. “I’m just a little stitious.” From my perspective, Sagittarius, you shouldn’t indulge yourself in being even a little stitious in the coming weeks. You have a prime opportunity to free yourself from the grip of at least some of your irrational fears, unfounded theories, and compulsive fetishes. I’m not saying that you suffer from more of these delusions than any of the rest of us. It’s just that you now have more power than the rest of us to break away from their spell.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19:

In Plato’s Republic, Socrates speaks derisively about people who are eu a-mousoi, an ancient Greek term that literally means “happily without muses.” These are the plodding materialists who have no hunger for inspiration and no need of spiritual intelligence. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Capricorn, you can’t afford to be eu a-mousoi in the coming weeks. Mundane satisfactions won’t be nearly enough to feed your head and heart. To even wake up and get out of bed each morning, you’ve got to be on fire with a shimmering dream or a beautiful prospect.

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