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Corporations are playing with our food — and our heads tion with bio-engineers in its labs remaking farm animals. Pigs, for example. Recombinetics wants to mess with the very DNA of Mother Nature’s oinkers to make them produce bigger litters to supply the pork factories of brandname marketers. It is also genetically altering milk cows to withstand hotter weather, so climate change won’t reduce the output of huge dairy corporations. Of course, this corporate-government collusion to build Franken-animals faces a high hurdle in the marketplace, for consumers have shown again and again that they don’t want the food they

put on their family tables tampered with. The tamperers, though, have a solution to that problem: secrecy. The industry is lobbying to outlaw any requirement that milk and meat produced by genetically altered animals be labeled as such. Better to keep consumers in the dark, because... well, if given a free choice, people might reject Recombinetics in favor of natural food. The industrializers are not out to make food better or more affordable for us, but strictly to make it more profitable for them. Rather than remaking animals and the marketplace to benefit corporations that play with our food, let’s remake the corporate system so it cooperates with nature and serves the common good. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly.

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by Jim Hightower

rom kitchen tables worldwide you can hear a chorus of parents chastising their children with the same refrain: “Stop playing with your food.” Children aside, this rebuke needs to be loudly directed at the profiteers of industrial agriculture. They keep toying with the very nature of food, not to benefit consumers, family farmers, workers or the environment — but to fatten the profits of Silicon Valley tech giants, food monopolist and Wall Street financiers. Meet Recombinetics, Inc. It’s a high-tech, gene-manipulation corporaMARCH 21, 2019

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U.S. imperial plans regarding Venezuela by Ron Forthofer

iselle Cesin’s recent column (re: ‘An insider’s view of the Venezuelan crisis, March 7) from an opposition perspective enumerated a number of reasons why many Venezuelans are dissatisfied with President Maduro’s administration. However, given the disastrous history of U.S. interventions worldwide including, for example, Iraq, Libya, Chile, Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador and Nicaragua, I question whether greater U.S. intervention would help the Venezuelan people.

used more of Venezuela’s wealth to benefit the entire population, not just the elite. As a result, there were impressive improvements in many areas including increased education enrollment, gains in employment, and reductions of inflation, economic inequality, child malnutrition and poverty.

The First Coup and Subsequent Plotting Despite this amazing progress, U.S. leaders wanted a return to the pre-Chávez situation and found willing collaborators among many of the Venezuelan elite. Perhaps recognizing that they couldn’t win a fair election, the opposition pursued another path

to power. In 2002, right-wing forces staged a violent coup, allegedly in the name of democracy, that removed Chávez. The U.S. leadership strongly supported the coup. However, the Venezuelan people and military ousted the coup plotters after two days and returned Chávez to power. see GUEST COLUMN Page 8

The Chilean Example

After socialist Salvador Allende was democratically elected President of Chile in 1970, Henry Kissinger, President Nixon’s National Security Advisor, said: “I don’t see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves.” Between 1970 and 1973, the U.S. used economic means to starve the Chilean economy and also funded opposition to President Allende in an effort to destabilize Chile. The result was the murderous 1973 military coup that yielded the brutal and devastating 17-year Pinochet military dictatorship.

U.S. Motives in Venezuela

I think the U.S. has two primary motives for its current attack on the Venezuelan government. Just as with Chile, the U.S. wants to prevent any approach other than neoliberal capitalism to be considered as viable and as an example for other nations. John Bolton, the U.S. national security adviser, clearly stated the other motive — gaining U.S. oil companies access to Venezuelan oil. The U.S. has been applying its Chilean model on Venezuela since Hugo Chávez’s 1998 election victory. Before then, Venezuela was a nation whose oil wealth primarily benefited U.S. oil companies, Venezuelan oligarchs and its upper class. Meanwhile there was a high level of poverty, huge wealth inequality and widespread racism and classism. Instead of continuing to serve U.S. imperial interests, President Chávez BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

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GUEST COLUMN from Page 7

After the failed coup, the rightwing opposition, with U.S. support, continued efforts to destabilize the Chávez government. The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) was one group that funded the opposition to subvert the democratic Venezuelan government. In addition, little reported is the fact that Venezuelan opposition activists, including Juan Guaidó, received training and generous funding from the U.S. Funding came especially from the National Endowment for Democracy, a U.S. group created to undermine governments the U.S. opposes. Unsurprisingly, Guaidó’s positions are in line with those espoused by the U.S.

The Current Situation

President Nicolás Maduro has continued the Chávez program of benefiting all the population, not just the elite. Mainly as a result of this policy, Maduro has won two democratic elections, the most recent in May 2018. Nevertheless, life in Venezuela is difficult today with hyperinflation, hoarding of goods and numerous shortages. The dramatic fall in oil prices and some bad economic decisions by the Maduro government have contributed to this situation. Nonetheless, despite the U.S. media downplaying the impact of U.S. sanctions and financial tactics, this U.S. economic warfare has probably played the major role in cre-

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The revised North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) will soon come up for a Congressional vote to approve or disapprove. The House of Representatives will be the principal battleground over Trump’s recently renegotiated trade agreement for the U.S., Mexico and Canada. The question is whether our representatives will stand up for the people or go along with Trump on a bad deal. Remarkably, there are some good points in the new version. Shadowy international tribunals that enable corporations to sue governments and override democracy will be eliminated for the most part. There are new I

ating this crisis. Unfortunately for Venezuelans, U.S. leaders don’t care about their lives. The U.S., unless stopped, is likely to continue its cruel economic warfare until it gets its way. There is certainly substantial dissatisfaction with the Maduro government and the corruption. The population is polarized; however, one thing uniting the population is the overwhelming opposition to outside interference, especially the U.S. sanctions and use of the military. Perhaps one path to a resolution is negotiation between the government and the people mediated by the Vatican, Mexico and Uruguay. Given the overwhelming opposition to outside interference, groups that are fronts for U.S. interests must not be allowed to participate. Please contact your members of Congress and encourage them to oppose any military intervention and to end the cruel sanctions. To get involved, contact the Rocky Mountain Peace and Justice Center at rmpjc@ earthlink.net. Editor’s note: Cesin’s article was not written from the opposition position as stated in the above guest column. The article described the worsening conditions and the increasing calls for U.S. intervention by a growing number of Venezuelan citizens. It made no endorsement of such a position. Ms. Cesin is opposed to U.S. intervention in her country.

requirements on the Mexican government to raise wages for Mexican workers so that loud sucking sound of American jobs leaving the country for super low Mexican wages will quiet down a bit. Countries will no longer be forced to endlessly export precious natural resources. But like all things Trump, there are serious shortcomings. Worker and environmental protections are spelled out, but with no enforcement. The phrase “climate change” is nowhere to be seen in that document. Food inspections at the border would be watered down, risking more outbreaks of noxious foodsee LETTERS Page 9

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borne diseases. Worst of all, Big Pharma has been offered a slew of extreme patent protections that would virtually guarantee higher drug prices and fewer generic substitutes. The impact on public health in all three countries would be dire indeed. Congress has the power to improve the revised NAFTA or kill it outright. Congressional action may happen soon so it will be important for citizens to be vigilant. Tell your representatives you want “fair trade” that benefits people and the environment not corporate-friendly “free trade” that profits large corporations at the expense of everyone else. Ken Bonetti/Boulder

Beware the democratic socialists

I agree with The New York Times when they warn Nancy Pelosi not to give too much power to the newlyelected House Democrats who call themselves “democratic socialists.” They will be a minority of the Democrats in the House of Representatives. I don’t enjoy being unkind or insulting toward anyone, even the Republicans in Congress, a sizeable minority of whom are really scary “Survival-of-the-Fittest” Social Darwinists whose dream it is to abolish all of the safety-net programs, but, to me, you have to be a total and complete moron and idiot to call yourself a “democratic socialist,” and that includes Bernie Sanders, who I like and agree with 90 percent of the time. First of all, they are not true socialists because they do not advocate abolishing our capitalist economic system. Second of all, if you believe that anyone can be elected president of the United States who calls herself/ himself a “socialist,” then you must live in DreamLand and drank the Kool-Aid. Third of all, where I do agree with them is in their belief that our federal government should do more and spend more to help the poor, the near-poor, the lower-middle-class, and the middle-class who are struggling to survive and to pay their bills. They need to inform and educate the public to the fact that almost BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

every single one of our traditional allies (if not all of them) have federal governments that do more and spend more (in proportion to their population sizes) than we do in the U.S. to help their citizens. And, to paraphrase Al Pacino in the movie And Justice For All, for us in the U.S. to be right about this, all of these many other countries have to be wrong. I don’t think so. Stewart B. Epstein/via internet

Action on climate change

I am a student at CSU and an intern for the climate action group Defend Our Future. As a young professional seeking to join the workforce, these are times of great uncertainty. My generation is uncertain about the careers we will enter and the families we will start, and we have to wonder if the world will be healthy enough to support those careers and families in the coming decades. This is not an exaggeration, and many young people feel real anxiety surrounding the future state of our planet if climate change is not addressed. In February, President Donald Trump spoke for 1 hour and 22 minutes in the State of the Union Address and failed to mention climate change even once. Almost every president dating back to the elder George Bush has acknowledged the need to act on climate issues and the threat it represents to the United States and the world. In the past year, we have witnessed unprecedented weather events and two comprehensive reports regarding the urgency of the climate change. Last week, President Trump squandered an opportunity to unite an uncertain generation that clamors for action. This is an issue that dwarfs the threats expounded on by the current administration. Climate change is the real national emergency. We need stronger leadership from the White House, but instead this Administration continues to ignore the threat. That’s why we need our Senators Cory Gardner and Michael Bennet, and our new Congress to demand action on climate change. Braden Carey/Fort Collins I

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Oh Canada! I How a Canadian pension fund is financing drilling along the Front Range

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t’s a familiar story: a rich country develops oil fields in a heavily indebted nation with lax environmental regulations. Local residents object, claiming that oil and gas extraction degrades their air, water and quality of life. Protests mount as the foreign energy company steamrolls the permitting process. Locals appeal to elected officials, who are powerless to intervene. The rich country tries to influence local elections in the foreign country. Complaints about spills and leaks pour in. Lawsuits fly. There are rumblings that civil disobedience may erupt if the foreign developers continue marching through the countryside. This scene has been repeated around the world; in Nigeria, Ecuador, Indonesia and elsewhere. In what economists call the “resource curse,” countries with minerals or oil are exploited by foreign powers and end up with damaged land, poisoned waters and sullied air. In a new twist to an old tale, however, the “foreign developer” in this case is Canada, and the “neighbor” is the United States. Specifically, Boulder County, Colorado. I

FAMILIES IN ERIE • • • • use projected mesIn October sages to protest a 2015, the drilling site near Aspen Ridge Canada Pension Preparatory School Plan Investment owned by Crestone Board (CPPIB) Peak Resources, an oil company owned announced a by the Canada $900 million Pension Plan. deal to purchase all of the oil and gas assets in the Denver-Julesburg (D-J) Basin owned by Encana, at that point one of the largest producers in Colorado. Many of Encana’s holdings along the Front Range were located in rapidly growing metropolitan areas north of Denver and astride the Interstate 25 corridor between Colorado’s capital and its fourth-largest city, Fort Collins. On Nov. 16, 2015, the CPPIB registered Crestone Peak Resources LLP with the State of Colorado as a “foreign limited liability company” in Delaware and listed its principal address as One Queen Street East in Toronto. The purchase deal stalled as financial and social pressures bore down on the oil and gas industry. Some Encana holdings were in places, such as Broomfield and Boulder BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

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counties, that had banned hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, in 2012 and 2013. The oil and gas industry challenged those bans, and the legal fight reached the Colorado Supreme Court as the Encana deal was being negotiated. In early 2016, the fracking bans were still in place, oil bottomed out at $34 a barrel in February, Encana’s stock had dropped to below $5 (from its fiveyear high of more than $24 in the summer of 2014), and many companies in the oil and gas patch were stressed. Front Range citizens’ groups were organizing ballot measures to force new oil and gas development farther away from where people lived, and suburban parents who had never done anything more political than attend PTA meetings became “fracktivists” and planned civil disobedience actions in local libraries. Then came the Colorado Supreme Court’s landmark May 2016 decision. That ruling invalidated all “local control” bans in favor of statewide authority to foster oil and gas development. That has historically meant that the state has approved every completed drilling BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

permit application. Citizens across the Front Range were outraged after working to get local fracking bans approved by voters. The Supreme Court ruling, however, was good news for the Canadians. Soon after, on Aug. 11, 2016, the CPPIB announced the purchase from Encana, a Canadian company with a U.S. subsidiary, and created a new company, Crestone Peak Resources. When the negotiating dust settled, the CPPIB had picked up a chunk of sub-surface Colorado real estate and wells producing on it for approximately 30 percent less than had been announced just months earlier. According to documents filed with the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission (COGCC), Crestone became one of the largest companies in Colorado focusing on drilling in residential areas of the state’s most populous region, including more than 100 operating “legacy” wells in Boulder County that pre-dated larger-scale fracking and horizontal drilling facilities in wide use today. The CPPIB reported paying just $609 million for I

the Encana deal. An affiliate of the Broe Group, a Denver-based company, acquired 3 percent of Crestone. The Canada Pension Plan was moving full-steam ahead into a Colorado firestorm. The CPPIB is a quasi-governmental, $368 billion behemoth that invests payroll withholding taxes from Canada’s workers on behalf of 20 million contributors and beneficiaries, and pays benefits much like the U.S. Social Security system does. Its portfolio is vast, and includes renewable energy projects, real estate, business ventures around the world, as well as fossil fuel production and pipelines. Today, however, institutional investors like the CPPIB are becoming increasingly aware that new oil and gas development is burdened with with moral, legal, financial and ecological problems. CPPIB’s Colorado investment raises a pressing question for people living near Crestone’s operations as well as for Canadian beneficiaries across the country: With all the investments in the world available to them, why would widows in Winnepeg, retirees MARCH 21, 2019

in Richibucpo and teachers in Toronto choose to invest in Colorado’s escalating fracking wars?

A CRESTONE industrial drilling site in the Vista Ridge neighborhood in Erie.

TOXIC ASSETS It may simply be that the CPPIB was willing to go where other companies wouldn’t because the pension board thought it scored a deal from a distressed seller that would yield strong long-term results for its beneficiaries. The CPPIB did not respond to multiple phone messages, email requests for an interview or a list of emailed questions sent over the course of more than a month, despite having an elaborate public relations department. Just before deadline, Darryl Konynenbelt, CPPIB’s director of global media relations wrote in an email: “CPPIB declines to comment. We refer all questions to Crestone.” (See sidebar for questions sent to CPPIB.) see CANADA Page 12

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Unanswered questions for the CPPIB

As the Encana/CPPIB/Crestone deal was being negotiated, several communities where Encana owned Colorado assets had voted to ban new hydraulic fracturing. Those bans were overturned by the Colorado Supreme Court in May 2016, just months prior to the final purchase in August 2016. Did that Supreme Court decision factor in the deal, and how?

Were CPPIB executives aware of the conflicts surrounding residential drilling in Colorado? Some of Crestone’s executives are or had been involved with all three entities (Encana, CPPIB and Crestone), including Avik Dey. If the executives were aware, what was appealing about working there if the local residents had voted against it and remain opposed to this day?

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One question was whether the CPPIB knew it was purchasing what one oil and gas engineer (who wishes to remain anonymous for fear his business would be affected by criticizing the industry) told me were known as “toxic assets” by industry insiders: oil and gas leases located in controversial territory scattered among housing developments sprouting at nail-gun speed in the rapidly growing state. In an interview, Encana spokesman Doug Hock said the fact that many of the company’s Colorado assets were located in areas where there was growing resistance to oil and gas development “was a factor” in the decision to sell to the CPPIB. He emphasized, however, that it wasn’t the main one. “Our D-J Basin assets certainly had challenges compared to our other assets,” Hock said. “They were good wells, but they didn’t fit into our growth strategy.” Pressed on the question about the timing of the sale and the last-minute price drop, Hock wrote in an email: “I’ve been told that there are non-disclosure agreements that preclude the parties from discussing those details.” Crestone Peak, in an email from its public relations department responding, said there was nothing unusual about the price dropping from $900 million to $609 million. “It’s very common in acquisitions for the valuation of a company to change from once the acquisition is announced to final closing,” it stated. The company declined to discuss specifics of the sale or current valuation because it is a private company. 12

DENISE MELANSON is a retired medical social worker from New Brunswick who is horrified her pension payments come in part from oil drilling operations in Colorado.

Whatever the reasons for the reduced price and Encana’s motivation to sell, the CPPIB must have known there would be substantial pushback in Colorado — and in Canada. Several of the CPPIB’s directors as well as several of Crestone’s board members and executives had worked for Encana. This includes Avik Dey, a CPPIB managing director and head of energy and resources, who has worked for all three and is currently Chairman of the Board at Crestone Peak Resources. In a CPPIB press release on Oct. 8, 2015 announcing the deal, Dey said, “This investment offers attractive economics and aligns well with our strategy for the energy sector.” Even in Canada, however, fracking is highly controversial. The fact that the CPPIB created a new oil and gas company in Colorado rather than simply investing in an existing one added another quizzical twist to the deal. “I don’t think they would ever have invested in a fracking company in Canada,” said John Bennett, a senior policy advisor to the environmental group Friends of the Earth Canada, where three of the country’s 10 provinces have banned the practice. Bennett says that Canada’s commitment to meeting the Paris climate goals is politically popular, which requires a concerted global flight from fossil fuels. “It’s a very odd thing for this pension fund to be doing,” he said. “Most MARCH 21, 2019

The CPPIB states that it “integrate[s] environmental, social and governance factors into our investment analysis.” Did you do an ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) report on the Crestone/Encana deal, and can you share that?

Crestone Peak has received more than 1,000 citizen complaints on the website of the state regulatory agency, the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, or COGCC. This number is substantially more than the five top operators in Colorado combined. Does it trouble you that the operator has upset so many people in the communities near where it operates?

Crestone Peak Resources reported donating $607,500 in Colorado’s last election cycle to groups that were allied with the oil and gas industry, as well as one that specifically opposed a citizenbacked ballot initiative to increase the “setbacks” from schools, watercourses and communities. Is it a normal function of the CPPIB to make contributions during foreign country’s election campaigns? Was the CPPIB aware of them? Even if it is technically legal for Crestone Peak to make these donations, does the CPPIB approve of this practice of its companies donating to influence local U.S. elections?

Many investment analysts around the world have made the case that backdated investment portfolios without fossil fuel investments fare as well or better, especially over the past decade. The socalled “divest/invest movement” has gained traction around the world, with many institutional investors and other pension funds choosing to divest from fossil fuel investments on financial, legal and/or moral grounds. What is the CPPIB’s current thinking about this movement, which encourages not just divestment, but also investment in companies striving to respond to what the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) recently suggested was a very short window for humanity to act dramatically and quickly before climate change becomes irreversible?

In the credentialed scientific community, there is virtually no disagreement that the planet is warming, human activities are largely responsible, and the burning of fossil fuels are a main cause of this warming and ancillary impacts. How do executives at CPPIB view this science, such as the recent IPCC report warning of severe climate-related threats to humanity? How do you view your continued investment in fossil fuel companies? Is there any cognitive dissonance in Canada trying to attain those goals in Canada and the CPPIB investing in more hydrocarbon exploration and production elsewhere? I

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Canadians would be surprised to know they own a fracking oil company in Colorado.” Denise Melanson, 70, is one such Canadian. A retired medical social worker who lives in Richibucpo, New Brunswick, Melanson receives two pensions from the CPP: one that she paid into during her years of employment, and the other what she calls an “old-age” benefit that she started receiving when she was 65. When she learned that some of her benefits might be coming from fracking operations in Colorado, she said in a phone interview, “I was horrified.” Melanson had been involved in educating her community about the health and environmental impacts from fracking and in passing the moratorium in New Brunswick. “It appalls me that we are doing that to other people instead,” she said. “I’d much rather not be receiving money that was earned by making other people miserable.” Most Coloradans, on the other hand, would probably be surprised to know that Canadian pensioners like Melanson are invested in drilling operations in the Centennial State’s suburban backyards. Coloradans that do know about the Canadian connection are baffled. “I have to wonder if the beneficiaries of the pension fund’s investments understand what they’re investing in,” said Boulder County Commissioner Elise Jones. She said that as far as she knew, virtually every elected official in the county, including those from the county’s municipalities, as well as the overwhelming majority of people who live here, oppose the kind of residential drilling plans that Crestone has proposed — and wish they could halt it. Concerns range from the planned drilling locations in and around homes, schools and Boulder County Open Space holdings, to negative health effects from the industrial facilities’ emissions, to the oil and gas industry’s impact on the Denver metropolitan area’s persistently poor air quality, to climate change impacts from fossil fuel developments. “Do these pensioners know how much opposition there is to their investment?” Jones wonders. “If they did, they’d realize this is not wise or ethical. It BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

boggles the mind.” Along with its purchase of these controversial assets, Crestone also invested in Colorado’s 2018 election. Oil and gas issues figured prominently up and down the ballot, from the governor’s race to several ballot initiatives. Crestone Peak contributed $607,500 toward the tens of millions of dollars the industry contributed during Colorado’s last election cycle to support groups that directly or indirectly opposed Proposition 112, the failed setback initiative that would have required new oil and gas development to be placed at least 2,500 feet from homes and schools. Crestone donated to the pro-industry group Protect Colorado, which campaigned to defeat Proposition 112, and other political groups supporting Republican state legis-

Crestone Peak contributed $607,500 during Colorado’s last election cycle to support groups that directly or indirectly opposed Proposition 112, the setback initiative.

lature candidates that unswervingly support the oil and gas industry. $300,000 of those contributions went to a group that supported Republican candidates for the state senate, which remained in Republican control until the last election and had reliably killed any legislation opposed by the energy industry. Austin Graham, legal counsel for the non-partisan Campaign Legal Center in Washington, I

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D.C., reviewed Crestone’s contributions for their legality with regard to both federal and Colorado campaign laws, at my request. Federal law requires that foreign-owned companies’ contributions to state campaigns meet a twopart test: the contributions must be drawn from money made from U.S. operations; and that the person making the decision to donate is a U.S. citizen. Since Crestone is a privately held, Canadian-owned company whose only public financial disclosure indicated the company’s value has declined since being formed, it is not obvious where the money came from or who made the decision to contribute to the election. “How would you know?” Graham asked. Crestone stated in an email that it follows all state and federal laws, and as a company operating in Colorado, “Crestone allocates a certain amount of funds each year to dedicate to organizations and initiatives that are important to our team. Crestone leadership ultimately makes the decision on which organizations these funds are donated to.” As far as Colorado law is concerned, the Senate Majority Fund is known as a 527 political organization, which can receive unlimited contributions from anybody, including foreign entities, said Steve Bouey, the campaign finance program manager for the Colorado Secretary of State’s office. The other organizations that Crestone contributed to include “independent expenditure committees,” which are also allowed to legally receive contributions from foreign-owned corporations. “Regardless of whether any laws were broken,” said Graham from the Campaign Legal Center, the CPPIB “spent a substantial amount of money trying to influence Colorado voters. I think it’s worth bringing to the public’s attention.” Crestone has applied for a Comprehensive Drilling Plan (CDP) to move into Boulder County, but the applications for drilling permits IN ADDITION TO drilling operations along the Front Range, Crestone also donated to the effort to defeat setback initiative Prop 112, as seen in the Secretary of State records shown below.

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ERIE RESIDENTS use a projected message on the barrier wall of a drill site to protest Crestone’s extraction activities in the Vista Ridge neighborhood abutting the Colorado National Golf Club.

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are still awaiting approval from the COGCC, explosion in Weld County in 2017 from an abanwhich is slated to meet about Crestone’s CDP in doned pipeline located less than 200 feet from a late April in Boulder. If approved, the plans will home in Firestone that killed two people only have to survive an ongoing lawsuit filed by added to the tensions. So have recent scientific Boulder County that a judge recently ruled must reports that Weld County’s hydrocarbon producwait for the COGCC’s final determination to tion was sullying Boulder County’s air and conmove forward. If Crestone prevails in court, the tributing significantly to increasing air pollution in company will be subject to Boulder County’s new the Denver metro region that has placed Colorado oil and gas regulations that went into place in in the crosshairs of the Environmental Protection March 2017. Those regulations, in turn, are likely Agency for its worsening “non-attainment” of fedto be challenged in more lawsuits. The bill that is eral clean air standards. being considered at the state legislature (Senate Bill 181) may give more weight to Boulder EERIE, COLORADO County’s concerns for more “local control.” Perhaps no place illuminates these conflicts However, industry representatives have vowed to better than Erie, which straddles both Boulder develop their mineral rights in accordance with and Weld counties. Erie, a sleepy farming commuwhatever Colorado law permits, and the new law nity with a population of about 2,000 people in is not likely to permit blanket bans on new oil and 1990, has grown to a bedroom community of gas development. about 25,000 residents today. Although Boulder County still has not seen The first citizen complaint against Crestone’s any new drilling since its ban was lifted, the operations with the COGCC was filed on Nov. impacts of residential oil 16, 2016, just three and gas development are months after the CPPIB/ plain to see across the Encana deal was finalized. county line to the east. In Noise from a drilling filed against Crestone is almost Weld County, there are operation smack in the twice as many as the next five oil 21,694 active wells, middle of Erie was so according to the COGCC loud it was “like a huge and gas companies conducting website. There, residents semi truck parked in our business in Colorado combined. have been powerless to driveway,” according to stop multi-well pads and the anonymous complaint. mini-industrial complexes Other complaints poured from being located near homes and school playin, reporting rumbling and shaking of Erie homes, grounds. At the same time, new tract homes have pictures falling off of walls, and disturbing vibrabeen built within 120 feet of existing oil and gas tions night and day for weeks on end. Dank smells facilities, since state regulations allow local landemanated from the drilling sites, which were just a use decisions when they involve approving subdifew hundred feet away from rows of large tract visions next to oil and gas infrastructure. homes, parks, schools, a skate park and even the Pressure has been mounting around the state city offices. Citizens started a black humor joke to put some brakes on the rapidly expanding oil that their town should be renamed “Eerie.” and gas industry in Colorado over the past decade. Monica Korber, 58, who works from her Erie Repeated fires at oil and gas sites and a deadly home as an efficiency consultant to businesses,

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recalls trying to sleep with her bed shaking through the night. Fearful and concerned, she asked other neighbors if they had experienced the same thing, and soon dozens of people were sharing stories on social media and asking what this new company Crestone was doing to rattle their lives so viscerally. “We never got a straight answer,” Korber said. After the rumblings stopped with that phase of the project, Crestone pressed on. Soon, Erie residents were complaining at COGCC meetings and on the agency’s website about noxious smells, leaks, nosebleeds, headaches, industrial noises and lights burning all night outside their bedroom windows. Korber learned that Crestone was applying for even more permits to drill, and drove to Denver last October to speak at a COGCC meeting. She told the commissioners, with her best grandmother-of-five scolding voice: “I bet that not one of you lives in Erie.” Not one of the nine commissioners do. Erie’s experience with Crestone isn’t isolated. The number of complaints filed against Crestone is almost twice as many as the next five oil and gas companies conducting business in Colorado combined. More than 1,000 complaints against Crestone’s operations were filed with the COGCC between November 2016 and February 2019. The only other company that comes anywhere close to that number is Extraction Oil and Gas, another relatively new company with holdings in many residential areas on the Front Range (with 245 complaints over the same time period). The other major operators in the D-J Basin, including Noble, Anadarko/Kerr McGee, PDC and SRC collectively only had 350 complaints over the same time period. One likely reason: most of the other top producers are operating on agricultural lands or in much less populated areas. Jason Oates, Crestone’s spokesperson, has repeatedly stated that citizens have abused the see CANADA Page 16

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complaint process in Erie by organizing complaining campaigns. In their email response to questions, Crestone’s public relations department said that, “while none of the complaints resulted in a violation of state standards by the COGCC or the CDPHE [Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment], we knew we needed to make some changes in our operations. We took an above-and-beyond approach to further lessen the temporary impacts that we may have on neighboring communities.” One such flurry of impacts and complaints came after Crestone’s operations caused a release of toxic gases at a site in Erie that occurred just 25 yards from the Aspen Ridge Preparatory School playground in September 2017. Crestone was plugging and abandoning a set of wells, and had been venting large quantities of volatile organic compounds (VOCs) for an indeterminate amount of time before a resident smelled noxious fumes and complained to the COGCC. The agency documented a large release of VOCs related to oil and gas emissions that have been linked to a number of health problems in Colorado and around the world, including increased rates of asthma, childhood leukemia and low-birth weight babies. Those toxic emissions wafted directly onto the school playground of the Kiddie Academy Childcare Center and Aspen Ridge, according to the COGCC’s report on the incident. The COGCC ordered Crestone to cease operations until the problem was fixed, but parents say they didn’t hear about the leak for months. Mark Kadlecek, who has three children who attended Aspen Ridge, found the “Notice of Alleged Violation” posted on the COGCC website on Oct. 25, more than six weeks after the violation. Kadlecek wrote to the COGCC and local elected officials, sputtering outrage. “All three of my young children between the ages of 6 and 8 years old attend Aspen Ridge,” he wrote. “This is a place that I thought they would be safe.” Kadlecek tried to make the point that so many in 16

Colorado communities have reiterated: what is legal in Colorado is simply not right. “Common sense mandates that oil and gas operations do not belong in close proximity to homes and schools,” he wrote. After the public outcry, Crestone issued a statement that was so bland it further inflamed residents: “We sincerely apologize for this oversight.” In its emailed statement, Crestone added, “Activity at the location wrapped up with no further incidents.” The COGCC fined Crestone $10,000, according to Mike Leonard, the agency’s community relations manager. Christiaan Van Woudenberg, one of Erie’s newly elected Trustees, says that the Aspen Ridge incident and Crestone’s other operations have led to one frustration after another. Different complaints — about noise RESIDENTS ON horseback join with more than 50 other people to protest Crestone’s drilling operations in Erie.

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or traffic or vibrations or smells or lights or emissions — need to be reported to different agencies, which frequently don’t report to each other. The bigger picture, he says, is that when companies like Crestone come into a small community such as Erie, dangling potential tax revenue and claiming (as Crestone spokesman Oates told a community meeting) that there are “no health impacts” from fracking, it is almost impossible not to be steamrolled. Local elected officials in places such as Erie, Broomfield and Boulder say they are hamstrung by state laws that limit their ability to say no to new oil and gas development. “Erie is fracked,” Van Woudenberg said in an interview. “We lost. We’re the cautionary tale.” A FRAUGHT INVESTMENT? Besides the fact that Crestone is seeking to operate in communities that oppose it, there’s a larger question for the CPPIB: Is residential drilling in Colorado a smart investment? Crestone continues to face legal challenges that are increasing the I

cost of doing business in Colorado. The company has been involved in lawsuits, protests, leaks and alleged violations of state regulations in multiple communities, including in Weld County and Broomfield, a fast-growing city and county halfway between Boulder and Denver. Crestone, in turn, has sued the state and at least one other oil and gas company, alleging interference in its operations. From what is known about Crestone’s financial picture, it hasn’t performed well to date. While Crestone is private, there are several clues that the CPPIB’s Colorado investment may be problematic. As of Feb. 15, 2019, the CPPIB’s website stated that the value of the investment had dropped to $543 million from the purchase price of $609 million, more than a 10 percent decline. Another possible clue about Crestone’s financial situation comes from Extraction Oil and Gas, which went public in October 2016 at almost the same time the Encana/ CPPIB/Crestone deal was finalized. It’s not possible to make a “well-padsee CANADA Page 18

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volatile countries such as Venezuela, Russia and Saudi Arabia — and are looking to U.S. fracking operations as a safer alternative. Both Noble Energy and Anadarko reported record Colorado oil production in 2018. From a longer-term perspective, a growing number of analysts say that investments in fossil fuel companies don’t make sense at a time when many fracking operations are losing money, evidence mounts that oil and gas operations have significant and growing environmental and health impacts, liability from abandoned wells is getting more attention, and places like Boulder County and California are aggressively moving towards decarbonizing their energy supply. Then, there’s climate change, looming like a drilling rig’s late afternoon shadow over the fossil fuel investment debate. Canada, a signatory to the Paris climate agreement, faces some cognitive dissonance with the CPPIB’s fossil fuel portfolio. Financial and legal analysts as well as climate activists point out that Canada cannot export its fossil fuel investments and still claim it is moving to reduce its carbon footprint. In a report released in January entitled “It is Time,” two Canadian law professors, Janis Sarra of the University of British Columbia and Cynthia Williams of the Osgoode Hall Law School at York University, conclude

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MONICA KORBER, a grandmother of five in Erie stands beside a legacy well Crestone took over when it bought out Encana’s assets in 2016.

that, “The CPPIB has enormous potential to help shift governance practice to meet the issues discussed in this report.” That potential has yet to be unleashed, said Williams in an interview. Canada is already heavily invested in the oil and gas sector, and all recent indicators are that those investments “already have a lot of risk,” she said, partly exemplified by the drop in value of the Canadian dollar and declining returns from oil and gas investments in comparison to other sectors. “Why would the CPP be doubling down on oil and gas developments?” she asked. Various organizations in Canada have tried to push the CPPIB toward a more sustainable, lowercarbon portfolio, without much success, said Bennet of Friends of the Earth Canada. The CPPIB has expressly avoided committing itself to “Environmental, Social, and Governance” (ESG) investments, stating that, “Consistent with the CPP Investment Board’s belief that constraints decrease returns and/or increase risk over time, we do not screen stocks or eliminate investments based on ESG factors. The CPP Investment Board considers the securities of any issuer all of whose businesses are lawful, and would be lawful if carried on in Canada, as eligible for investment.” As many affected residents have noted, what is lawful in Colorado isn’t necessarily admirable. Many state laws were written in an earlier era of oil and gas exploration. They never anticipated new horizontal drilling and fracking techniques that allow companies like Crestone to build pads of 10, 20 and 30 wells and drill underneath hundreds of people’s homes for miles in every direction. These well pads are accompanied by rows of storage tanks, condensers, combustors, separators and thousands of truck trips a day, in and out of these mini-industrial complexes located in close proximity to housing developments, schools, playgrounds, watercourses and otherwise baby stroller-packed suburban neighborhoods. DIVEST/INVEST Groups looking to aggressively address climate change are targeting BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

pension funds around the world. As concerns about climate change resonate across the globe, investments in fossil fuel companies are increasingly seen as bad bets. Viable alternatives are emerging — with better financial rewards. In the U.S., the burgeoning divestment movement has made great strides in the past few years, ever since Stanford made headlines by selling off its coal stocks in 2014. Clara Vondrich, the global director of DivestInvest, a philanthropy movement that encourages large institutional investors to move away from fossil fuels in favor of more sustainable investments, said since 2014, more than 1,000 institutional investors have committed to fossil-free investments, with growth of capital investments rising from $52 billion to more than $8 trillion today. Vondrich said that the divest/ invest movement has three core pillars: moral, financial and legal. “The moral argument doesn’t sway large institutional investors,” she acknowledged. “But the financials do.” Various backdated investment comparisons such as those done by the U.S. divestment advocacy group As You Sow confirm that portfolios without fossil fuel investments would have performed better than with them. “You’re losing money for your beneficiaries” by investing in fossil fuels, Vondrich said. “These are underperforming assets that are also burning up the planet.” Now, she said, the CPPIB and other large investors “increasingly have a fiduciary duty to explain why they don’t divest, rather than the other way around.” Mark Campanele, founder of the U.K.-based Carbontracker, said that huge advances in electric vehicles are another factor likely to suppress oil demand and reduce price fluctuations that invite oil speculation. “The question for CPPIB is whether betting long-term on an old or dying technology such as the internal combustion engine is the sort of risk otherwise prudent pension funds should be taking on behalf of its members?” One driving force behind the divestment movement is the concept of “stranded assets,” which means

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MARK KADLECEK, with his kids. The Erie father complained to the COGCC after it came to light that a Crestone operation near his children’s school was leaking large quantities of VOCs.

ERIE, CALLING EDMONTON Crestone is undeterred by the mounting complaints and continues to resist the community opposition. The company is moving forward with its CDP in Boulder County, which is being challenged by the County, weaving its way through the court system and COGCC approval process. At a January 2019 conference hosted by the Rocky Mountain Mineral Law Foundation, Crestone spokesman Oates told the audience that the company had met all of the requirements laid out by the COGCC for its drilling plans, and Crestone would forge ahead into Boulder County despite citizen and local governments’ objections. “It is how, not if, we are going to drill,” Oates told the audience. Sara Loflin, executive director of the League of Oil and Gas Impacted

Coloradans (LOGIC), attended the conference and was taken aback by the “arrogance” of Oates’ remarks. In response to multiple communities’ concerns ever since Crestone started doing business in Colorado, Loflin said, Crestone has only proposed moving “closer to homes, in higher risk areas, in larger scale developments.” In its email, Crestone disputes this and says it aims “to operate safely, responsibly, efficiently and with minimal impact on local communities, while acting as good stewards for the land, air and water. This is a priority for us because as Coloradans, we value these natural assets, and we live here, too.” Back in Erie, grandmother of five Korber says that she and her neighbors suffer not just the proximity of the industrial operations, but also from the discord that those operations have unleashed on their community. She has joined a lawsuit against her elected officials for not doing more to protect Erie citizens. Korber’s message to the CPPIB? “Why don’t you drill next to the homes of the people where you’re sending those retirement checks?” New Brunswick retiree Melanson has a lot of sympathy for people like Korber, and plans to write a letter to the CPPIB. “It’s utterly indecent, what they’re doing,” she said. “I don’t want my pension coming from things like that.”

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arlier this year, the City of Boulder came out with its 2017 Greenhouse Gas Inventory, and the results look pretty good: a 16-percent reduction in emissions compared to 2005 levels — a mark of progress reached three years earlier than expected. The inventory followed a global protocol for tracking community emissions and collecting data within cities’ boundaries for the consumption of electricity, natural gas, vehicle petroleum fuel and waste generation. As of 2017, Boulder emits 1.5 million metric tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere each year. This means that each resident, on average, is responsible for 14 metric tons per year. By 2050, Boulder wants to produce less than 400,000 metric tons of greenhouse gases, or three metric tons per person, reducing emissions by 80 percent based on 2005 levels. Reducing the City of Boulder’s greenhouse gas emissions has been a unified effort, according to Kimberlee Rankin, sustainability coordinator for the City of Boulder. From the City’s emissions reduction programs to community members stepping up and recycling or putting solar on their roofs, the pieces are coming together. But the largest factor in reaching the 16-percent reduction ahead of schedule, according to Rankin, has been Xcel Energy’s effort to add renewables to its grid. “There is less carbon intensity associated with electricity consumption because the grid is getting cleaner,” she says. Boulder has also seen an overall decrease in electricity and natural gas consumption, despite the city’s economic and population growth, Rankin says. On a smaller scale, the City’s Zero Waste Program has contributed to the reduction of emissions. Landfill waste in particular has decreased significantly, according to Rankin, due to the community focus on recycling and composting.

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nificant solar infrastructure. But as the grid gets cleaner and electricity becomes less carbon intensive, transportation is going to account for more than 50 percent of Boulder’s emissions, Rankin says. Boulder’s Transportation Department is currently updating the transportation master plan, and alongside Boulder’s Climate Initiatives Department, are looking at ways to reduce emissions from vehicles, either by getting people out of single occupancy vehicles or making electric cars more prominent. Still, using more renewable energy and reducing car trips may not be enough to reduce overall emissions, according to a recent report carried out by the C40 Cities Climate Leadership Group. Consumption of goods and services (i.e., food, clothing, electronic equipment, air travel, delivery trucks, etc.) should also be part of the equation in a city’s effort to reduce emissions. Boulder’s greenhouse gas emissions inventory was conducted within the City’s limits, and therefore doesn’t incorporate emissions from transboundary activities such as the purchases of goods and services, which are difficult to track. “But the City has prioritized [measuring and reducing the emissions related to] these activities within its Climate Commitment goals” in the coming years, says Rankin, as around 40 percent of household emissions are generated by these transboundary activities. By reducing local emissions, the City is hoping to outpace the threat of catastrophic climate change, given that cities are responsible for 70 percent of global emissions. But the City can’t do it alone. As Rankin says: “We need the community’s engagement because it’s going to take everyone’s effort to reach these goals.”

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THE MAGIC OF THE SESSION

Scotland-based session group Ímar bring their blend of traditional music to the Wildflower Pavilion

by Caitlin Rockett

he story of Ímar — the traditional Irish music group, not the ninth-century Viking king the band is named after — starts, unsurprisingly, in a bar. (Though maybe the story of Ímar the Viking king starts in a bar as well... we didn’t do a lot of background on him.) The surprising part? The bar’s in Glasgow, Scotland. “We’re not even mostly Scottish. I’m the only Scottish one,” concertina player Mohsen Amini says over the phone on a Friday afternoon. Bodhrán player Adam Brown is from England, uilleann pipe player Ryan Murphy’s “the Irish one,” Amini says, and fiddler Tom Callister and bouzouki player Adam Rhodes are from Isle of Man. “So it’s kind of strange that we’re in Scotland at all, but they all just came to me because they love me,” Amini muses. “That’s what I like to tell myself anyway.” Not to diminish the powerful bond between these virtuosic players, but Glasgow’s storied traditional music scene might have a little bit to do with the band’s chosen homebase as well. As one of UNESCO’s Cities of Music, the folk music scene is alive and well in Glasgow. And nowhere does it flourish more than in the pubs, which brings us back to how the five lads of Ímar got to be a BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

band in the first place. If we’re to tell the story correctly, it starts long before the Wednesday night jam sessions at Sloan’s pub in Glasgow, back to when the five gentlemen of Ímar were teenagers participating in the All-Ireland Fleadh, a music festival celebrating the world’s best Irish traditional music, song, dance and language. Between the five members of Ímar they have amassed nine All-Ireland titles. They went their separate ways through the years, collecting degrees, accolades and experience as they went. But it was the siren song of Glasgow’s music scene that lured each of the members of Ímar in, one by one. It was only a matter of time before the five of them crossed paths. “Myself, Ryan [Murphy] and Adam Brown, we were really good friends growing up and then we met the other boys later on a couple of years ago when they moved to Glasgow,” Amini says. “Of course we all grew up listening to the same music. And we’d all go out for a couple of drinks, a couple of tunes, and we’d always meet up and try to find a pub to play in. We found a club called Sloan’s. It’s a bar just in the middle of Glasgow. We just went in every Wednesday night and it always ended up just being the five of us. Everytime we’re all like, ‘This is great, we all have a really good time.’ And everytime we’re like, ‘We should start a band,’ and then we would wake up in the morning, look at our calendars where it says ‘start a band with the ON THE BILL: Ímar — with Moors & McCumber. 8 p.m. Friday, March 29, Planet Bluegrass Ranch, 500 W. Main St., Lyons. Tickets are $20 in advance/$25 at the door, bluegrass.com/ wildflower

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boys’ and then we turn it over and go about our day and forget about it. And it went on for ages... for ages.” It’s hard to question why it took some time to get Ímar off the ground considering the demands of the many outside projects each of the five musicians was already participating in — Mànran, RURA, Talisk, Barrule, Cara, Mabon, Mec Lir and The Lowground, each dishing out a variation on blended folk and traditional tunes from the region. But their bond as musicians was strong, and the music they created together demanded their collective focus. Today, Ímar has released two albums, 2017’s Afterlight and last year’s Avalanche. “It’s all our favorite parts of Manx music, Scottish music and Irish music,” Amini says. The words “breathtaking” and “virtuosic” and “jaw-dropping” have been handily thrown around in discussing Ímar’s two albums — and with just cause. Just watch the band’s video for “L’Air Mignonne”; watch the way they

smile, eyes closed, as their fingers run effortless races across keys and strings. There’s no room for failure in this group, but there also seems little chance of it. This is dance music, meant to ease your troubles for an evening, meant to go down smooth with a pint or three. This, Amini says, is what makes session music so universally beloved. “There’s not a place in the world where they don’t really relate with session music,” he says of the members’ travels across the globe with Ímar and their other projects. “When we play there’s no words so you can’t misunderstand, so everyone just feels the music. We don’t try to make it accessible or dumb it down, but it’s pretty accessible music. Everyone knows when to clap and whether to cheer. It’s pretty magical that way.”

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AFTER YEARS of traveling their separate ways, the five musicians finally landed in the same city at the same time, and Ímar was born.

Some of you have never feared for your life in public space and it really shows by Emily Duffy

Some of you have never feared for your life in public space and it really shows glide through intersections up to bars Traverse the city like you named the city You legislate the city Insert yourself in the city Expect dividends You chill in the city While cross streets lie prostrate you make jokes about us with your friends Lips stains The scaffolding of septic masculinity upholds itself becomes itself I’m tired of grieving friends & swallowing headlines I want to walk like I’m not being followed I don’t want to be thrown off a lap violently I don’t want to be eaten by train whistles crying out Don’t want to be stuffed in a suitcase at dawn Don’t want to be found days later after missing Don’t want to be crumpled at bottom of stairs Don’t want my death blamed on rough sex the alibi du jour it seems when you read my obituary I hope you see your complacency hope the headlines mention I wore 7-inch platform heels and dorky snow boots and worn down slippers So when you tell your boys it’s true: a woman who profits from skills she honed is not to be trusted in love or life there’s blood on your hands I hope you know Some of you are out here walking like you’ve never feared for your life in public or private & it’s really starting to show.

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or Dustin Payseur, changing the sound of Beach Fossils wasn’t a matter of abandoning what had come before. Rather, the frontman of the Brooklyn indie-rock outfit says moving from the low-fi sound of its first two albums to the lush pop songs of Somersault, released in 2017, is a matter of embracing music he’s long liked — and bringing the full band into the recording mix. “I’d always loved that kind of music,” Payseur says in a recent phone interview of the orchestral pop, complete with arranged strings and horns. “But we never really had the budget to do it. “Budget aside, I never knew how to get people together to do that. How do you find a harpsichord player? I didn’t know. We ended up calling all these people and got them into the studio and it was great.” The strings, harpsichord and flute were added after the guitars, bass and drums had been recorded on each track. But the songs aren’t standard Payseur compositions with the orchestral elements dropped on top. “It’s a little bit of both,” he says. “This album is the first I’ve written with other members rather than a solo project. The dynamics of writing were different because of that and we definitely made space in the songs for that stuff.”

In large part, Payseur says, he’d never written with his bandmates because Beach Fossils had been touring for much of the previous four years. Plus, the band took some time off to become the punk band Nasty Bits in the short-lived HBO ’70s music industry drama series Vinyl. Before that, Payseur, who started Beach Fossils as a way to expand his solo work, wrote all the songs. “I played music in high school, but it was dramatically different than Beach Fossils,” Payseur says. “I’ve got recordings in pretty much every genre I could think of. This is the one that stuck or that people liked the most.” That genre, or more specifically the sound, is lo-fi, recordings that are of lower fidelity than usual, a method used by, among others, Pavement and Beck to create rougher, more immediate records. “In lo-fi music, there’s a lot of character and this mysterious sound,” Payseur says. “You listen to lo-fi jazz records or Beatles demos and there’s something in the grit in it that feels so personal and intimate.” The lo-fi approach also occurred because Payseur didn’t have any gear other than a guitar and pre-amp when he made his first two albums. “Even the bass on the first record is on guitar,” he says. “I just played it on the lower strings. That means the bass

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player [now] has to play really high on the neck live. That’s actually kind of fun.” On the other side of sound, the songs from Somersault require a different approach for the band to make them sound similar to the recorded version on stage. “We re-create as much as we can with keyboards,” Payseur says. “We do have a trumpet player. We’re thinking about doing an orchestral thing for some shows, but not for a whole tour.” Beach Fossils is back to touring hard, having played Europe in the late summer and taking all of four days off before playing its first U.S. show of the fall. Their live set includes a handful of Somersault songs. Peyseur says he still believes in playing a lot of a new records, even in the era when records don’t sell. But the set also includes plenty of material from the first two albums. “We do a lot of songs people want to hear and deep cuts people might not be familiar with,” Payseur says. “But we don’t always play the popular songs that people call out for. We’re playing for ourselves and playing what we want to. It’s kind of selfish. But I think that’s how you get the best shows.” And, Payseur says, with plenty of touring under the band’s belt, Beach Fossils should be road tight every night. “Or we’ll just keep drinking and we get a little loose,” Payseur says. “We try to mix it up that way.” MARCH 21, 2019

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hen Amanda Balestrieri says “see you in court,” it’s an offer, not a threat. As director of Seicento Baroque Ensemble, she knows just how much music originated in the royal courts of the 17th and 18th centuries. And for the group’s final concert of the 2018–19 season, she is pulling music from the courts of England, France and other European countries into a single program. “In Your Court: A Royal Tour” will be performed March 22-24 in Boulder, Denver and Longmont. In addition to the singers of Seicento, the concert features guest vocal soloists and local freelance instrumentalists who make up a small orchestra. The vocalists are students or recent graduates who wanted more experience with the Baroque style. The topic of music from the royal courts was selected in advance, before Seicento even knew who their director would be for this year. It was intentionally open-ended, so when Balestrieri sat down to build the program she had a lot of leeway. “My first thought was to have the sense of the pomp and circumstance” in the courts, she says. “The second thought was to have pieces that specifically reference monarchs or were written by them.” Portions of the program directly reflect this. The first set is titled “Pomp and Circumstance” and features a triumphal march from the French court by Marc-Antoine Charpentier, as well as pieces by Henry Purcell and William Byrd written for the English court of their times. There is also a piece by Dom Jão (King John) IV of Portugal, and a piece written in praise of Poland’s Prince Władislaw on the occasion of a visit to the Medici court in Florence, Italy. There are other musical topics in the program, including sets of pieces titled “Sacred Music for the French Court,” “A Royal View of Rural Life” and “Reflections on Death.” The last is followed by the one Russian piece on the program, an Easter Canon by Nikolay Diletsky, representing resurrection. Almost every piece, in some way, reflects on the relationship between the composer and his patrons, or life at court more generally. Part of the opening set is a piece by Purcell, “Welcome Vicegerent of the Mighty King,” which, Balestrieri says, “was written for the return of Charles II to London — to lick his boots, basically.” In an extreme way, that symbolizes the BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

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relationship between royal patrons and musicians in the Baroque era. “These high-flown praises were written because they had to be,” she says. “The music was funded by people who had power and money. [Charles II] was the holder of the purse strings, as well as the monarch who could slap you in jail, yet we have absolutely drop-dead gorgeous music that we would not want to be without.” Another example of over-the-top praise is the prologue to an opera by Francesca Caccini, one of the few active women composers of the era. The opera was written for Prince Władislaw’s visit to the Medici Court. Seicento will only perform the prologue, which features extravagant compliments for the visitor. A different kind of relationship between patron and musician is suggested in “O Lord, Make Thy Servant Elizabeth our Queen” by William Byrd, written for Elizabeth I of England. The music is filled with dissonances and harsh I

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On March 26, celebrate Month of Photography at Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art with exhibiting artist Matthew Pevear and guest curator George P. Perez. Bring your photographs for a show-and-tell led by Pevear where you can discuss your work and processes, learn technical tips and chat with other local photographers. Pevear will also give insight into his process during an informal artist talk. Enjoy hors d’œuvres, refreshments and Pevear’s exhibit. Tickets are $12 ($8 for members). Register at bmoca.org. I

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Open Improv: Long Form. 7 p.m. Wesley Chapel, 1290 Folsom St., Boulder.

MONDAY, MARCH 25

Rick Snyder — Decisive Intuition. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder.

FRIDAY, MARCH 22 World Literature Series Spring 2019. 7 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder. Open Poetry Reading. 10 p.m. Mercury Cafe, 2199 California St., Denver.

SATURDAY, MARCH 23 Minor Disturbance Weekly Workshop + Open Mic. 1 p.m. Prodigy Coffeehouse, 3801 E. 40th Ave., Denver.

SUNDAY, MARCH 24

Mesa de Português. 4 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. So, You’re a Poet. 8:45 p.m. Wesley Theater, 1290 Folsom St., Boulder.

TUESDAY, MARCH 26 Robert Zachary. 6 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder.

ROBERT ‘ZACK’ ZACHARY was born in Anniston, Alabama, both chronologically and geographically close to the onset of the great Civil Rights Movement. His lifelong commitment to activism began at 11. Zack had the extreme honor of meeting Martin Lurther King Jr at age 15. He continued his studies on freedom through college, in the military and throughout Europe. His presentations combine life, music, poetry, history and storytelling with positive and holistic perspectives of how we will win our fight for freedom, justice and peace. See Zach speak at Innisfree on Tuesday, March 26 at 6 p.m.

Sunday Night Poetry Slam. 7 p.m. Mercury Cafe,

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FILMs

THURSDAY, MARCH 21 Music Antonio Lopez presents ‘Winter of Woodshed.’ Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont, 720-204-6064. Arkells with Dear Rogue. 8 p.m. The Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-377-1666. Bad Bad Hats. 7 p.m. Marquis Theatre, 2009 Larimer St., Denver, 303-487-0111. Balance And Composure. 7 p.m. Summit, 1902 Blake St., Denver, 303-487-0111. Beethoven and Brews. 6:30 p.m. Boettcher Concert Hall, 1000 14th St., Denver, 720-8654220. A Dark Chocolate and House Concert Experience — with Rosh, BCO and Dango Rose (of Elephant Revival). 7 p.m. Home of Tracey & Rachael, 920 North St., Boulder. The High Kings. 7:30 p.m. Soiled Dove Underground, 7401 E. First Ave., Denver, 303-830-9214. Jade Jackson. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Johnny O. 6 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont, 303-776-1914. Juno What?! — with Dirty Revival and special guests. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece, 2637 Welton St., Denver, 303-297-1772. Kolars with special guest Alex Lilly. 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver, 303-291-1007. Lowland Hum. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. March Challenge and Presentation on Melody Writing and Chord Progressions. 7:30 p.m. KMGLife Inc., 3063 Sterling Circle, Unit 6, Boulder, 720-250-9020. mewithoutyou. 7 p.m. Summit, 1902 Blake St., Denver, 303-487-0111. The Moonlit Wild. 5 p.m. East Simpson Coffee Company, 414 E. Simpson St., Lafayette, 720-502-7010. Nick Mason’s Saucerful Of Secrets. 7:30 p.m. Paramount Denver, 1621 Glenarm Place,

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All films showing at The Boedecker Theater at the Dairy Arts Center. THURSDAY, MARCH 21 ‘The Sower.’ 2 p.m., 7 p.m. ‘Salvador Dalí: In Search of Immortality.’ 4:30 p.m. FRIDAY, MARCH 22 ‘Salvador Dalí: In Search of Immortality.’ 1:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. ‘The Sower.’ 4 p.m.

‘Daisies.’ 8:45 p.m. SATURDAY, MARCH 23 ‘NY International Children’s Film Festival Kid Flicks One. 1 p.m. Flicks Two. 2:30 p.m. ‘The Sower.’ 6:30 p.m. NY International Children’s Film Festival Viva Kid Flicks. 4:30 p.m. ‘Salvador Dalí: In Search of Immortality.’ 8:30 p.m.

SUNDAY, MARCH 24 National Theatre Live Encore: ‘Antony and Cleopatra.’ 1 p.m. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 National Theatre Live Encore: ‘Antony and Cleopatra.’ 1 p.m. ‘Styx.’ 4:30 p.m. ‘The Gospel of Eureka.’ 7 p.m.

Denver, 303-623-0106.

1201 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-839-1394.

Paul Soderman and the Boulder Blues Club. 7 p.m. Dan King, 6525 Gunpark Drive, Boulder.

eTown Comedy Live. 8 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696.

Rubblebucket. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0095. Sarah Shook & The Disarmers. 9 p.m. HiDive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver, 303-733-0230. Swing Night with Chez Coucou. 8 p.m. The Waterloo, 817 Main St., Louisville, 303-522-6162. Tim Ostdiek, Bob Barrick, Molly Kollier. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731. World Premiere: Still Life. 6:30 p.m. Clyfford Still Museum, 1250 Bannock St., Denver, 720-354-4880. Events Boulder Arts Week Volunteer Training. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. BoulderReads New Tutor Orientation. 6 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. The Brewery Comedy Tour. 7 p.m. Colorado Technical Center, 657 S. Taylor Ave., Louisville, 303-604-6675. The Colfax Comedy Show. 8 p.m. Irish Snug,

Josh Wolf. 7:30 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver, 303-595-3637. More performances at comedyworks.com. Neptune Special: ‘Amundsen’ — A Limited Screening. 7:15 p.m. Neptune Mountaineering, 633 S. Broadway, Unit A, Boulder, 303-499-8866. Third Thursday Improv Show. 7 p.m. Wesley Chapel, 1290 Folsom St., Boulder, 303-443-3934.

FRIDAY, MARCH 22 Music Andre Nickatina — with special guests. 8 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece, 2637 Welton St., Denver, 303-297-1772. Arthur Lee Land’s Twang is Dead. 7 p.m. Gunbarrel Brewing Company, 7088 Winchester Circle, Boulder, 800-803-5732. Beni Brosh. 8:30 p.m. The Roost, 26 Main St., Longmont, 303-622-5021. Black Uhuru. 9 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver, 303-993-8023. Cathy Fink and Marcy Marxer. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, see EVENTS Page 36

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As You Like It — presented by Upstart Crow Theatre Company. Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through March 24. The Basque Things in Life. The BiTSY Stage, 1137 S. Huron St., Denver. Through April 14. Chicano Power 1969: Fire in the Streets & War of the Flowers. Su Teatro Cultural and Performing Arts Center, 721 Santa Fe Drive, Denver. Through March 31. The Diary of Anne Frank. Arvada Center for the Arts and Humantiies, Black Box Theatre, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada. Through May 17.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest — presented by Shining Mountain Waldorf High School. Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through March 22.

‘AS YOU LIKE IT’ is a powerful journey of personal discovery, identity and exigency. Upstart Crow Theatre Company presents Shakespeare’s enduring and endearing tale of family, friendship, humor and melancholy at the Dairy Arts Center through March 24.

Silent Sky — presented by Evergreen Players. Center Stage, 27608 Fireweed Drive, Evergreen. Through April 7.

Disenchanted!. BDT Stage, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through March 31.

ton St., Aurora. Through March 24. Jekyll & Hyde, The Musical. Jesters Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont. Through April 14.

Every Brilliant Thing. Vintage Theatre, 1468 Dayton St., Aurora. Through April 14.

Magnets on the Fridge. Buntport Theater, 717 Lipan St., Denver. Shows the first Wednesday of the month from February-June.

Everything was Stolen. Buntport Theater, 717 Lipan St., Denver. Through March 30.

The Moors. Arvada Center, Black Box Theatre, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada. Through May 18.

A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder. Vintage Theater, 1468 Day-

Sin Street Social Club. Arvada Center, Black Box Theatre, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd., Arvada. Through May 19. Skeleton Crew. Curious Theatre Company, 1080 Acoma St., Denver. Through April 13. Xanadu. Denver Center for Performing Arts, Garner Galleria Theatre, 14th and Curtis streets, Denver. Through March 31.

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303-777-1003. Children Of Bodom. 6 p.m. Summit, 1902 Blake St., Denver, 303-487-0111. THURSDAY MARCH 21 7:00 PM

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Derek Weiman and Matt Flaherty. 6 p.m. Bluff Street Bar & Billiards, 2690 28th St., Boulder, 303-444-1562. Destination Burritos in Support of KGNU. 3 p.m. Illegal Pete’s, 1744 E. Evans Ave., Denver, 303-449-4885. ELMR. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731. Elton Dan and The Rocket Band. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette, 303665-2757.

1:00 PM

Emma Marie. 6 p.m. 300 Suns Brewing, 335 First Ave., Unit C, Longmont, 720-442-8292.

2:30 PM

Ezra Bell. 9 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

7:00 PM

Foreign Air. 9:30 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver, 303-291-1007.

9:00 PM

Hillbilly Hellcats Duo. 5 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont, 303-776-1914.

Con Brio — with special guests. 9 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver, 303-297-1772.

Music and Movement. 10 a.m. Louisville Public Library, 951 Spruce St., Louisville, 303335-4821.

Crawfish Boil and Defunkt Railroad. 4 p.m. Grossen Bart Brewery, 1025 Delaware Ave., Longmont, 720-438-2060.

Pokey LaFarge. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003.

David Newman, Katie Wise, Bhakti Explosion Kirtan. 7 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696.

Postcards. 7 p.m. Marquis Theatre, 2009 Larimer St., Denver, 303-487-0111. The Railsplitters. 7:30 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-440-7666.

Drumming with Horses. 12 p.m. Medicine Horse Program, 8778 Arapahoe Road, Boulder, 707-599-1908.

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Envy Alo. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Tap Room, 921 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-776-1914.

Sebastian Maniscalco. 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Paramount Denver, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver, 303-623-0106. More performances at comedyworks.com.

Frank Moore. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

The Famous Men. 4:30 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont, 303-776-1914.

Friday Fiesta. 9 p.m. Ado’s Kitchen & Bar, 1143 13th St., Boulder, 720-465-9063.

Her’s. 9 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Guy Torry. 7:30 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver, 303-307-1777.

Holocene Hills. 7 p.m. Moon Room, 1902 Blake St., Denver, 303-487-0111.

Head for the Hills — with 300 Days. 7 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696.

Indigenous Peoples — with Spice 1, Bushwick Bill. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397.

In Your Court: A Royal Tour. 7:30 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 1421 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-442-3770.

MC’s On Main Comedy Night — with Vincent Vigil. 7:30 p.m. MC’s on Main, 2112 Hackberry Circle, Longmont.

Jazz at the Wesley featuring Hazel Miller. 7 p.m. Wesley Foundation/Chapel, 1290 Folsom St., Boulder, 303-443-3934.

Ishi. 8:30 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver, 303-733-0230.

SATURDAY, MARCH 23 Music

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James Bay. 7 p.m. Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 N. Clarkson St., Denver, 303-837-0360.

3:00 PM

Joe Dutka. 6:30 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont, 720-204-6064.

Beth Wood and Edie Carey. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill Music, 71 E. Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003.

Max Mackey Band. 6 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont, 303-652-4186.

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Citizen Dan — A Steely Dan Experience. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397.

Justin Martin, Christian Martin, Smalltown DJs. 8:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

Laurie and Lorrie Duo. 6 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. Lindsey Saunders. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tap Room, 921 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-776-1914. MarchFourth. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0095.

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The Blues and Beyond with The Dale Cisek Band. 8 p.m. The Wild Game, 2251 Ken Pratt Blvd., Unit A, Longmont, 720-600-4875. Clandestine Amigo. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues HMLS, 1555 Hover St., Longmont, 303-4859400. A Collection of Choirs. 7 p.m. Longs Peak United Methodist Church, 1421 Elmhurst Drive, Longmont, 303-774-7994.

Maynard Mills Blues Band. 7:30 p.m. Dannik’s Gunbarrel Corner Bar, 6525 Gunpark Drive, Boulder, 303-530-7423. The Organization — ‘In Blue’ Album Release. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Pixar in Concert. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, 1595 Pleasant St., Boulder, 303-449-1343. Policulture. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0095. see EVENTS Page 38

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Andrew Jensdotter: Flak. Museum of Contemporary Art, 1485 Delgany St., Denver. Through May 26. Ansel Adams: Early works exhibit. Longmont Museum, 400 Quail Road, Longmont. Through May 26.

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Colorado’s Most Significant Artifacts. Lyons Redstone Museum, 340 High St., Lyons. Ongoing exhibit.

Everyday Magic: Mixed Media Paintings by Arthur Secunda. Bricolage Gallery, 2860 Bluff St., Boulder. Through April 6.

Don Coen: The Migrant Series. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder. Through May 27.

Fossils: Clues to the Past. University of Colorado Museum of Natural History, Paleontology Hall, 15th and Broadway, Boulder. Ongoing exhibit.

Dinosaurs: Land Of Fire and Ice. Museum of Boulder, 2205 Broadway, Boulder. Through May 12.

Front Range Rising. Longmont Museum, 400 Quail Road, Longmont. Permanent exhibit.

Documenting Change: Our Climate, the Rockies. CU Art Museum, 1085 18th St., Boulder. Through May 2019.

Google Garage. Museum of Boulder, 2205 Broadway, Boulder. Ongoing, but activities change.

Entropy — Angela Faris Belt. Nalanda Gallery, 6287 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through April 19. Expressions in steel and print — featuring Glen Murgacz. Osmosis Gallery, 209 Second Ave., Niwot. Through March. Eyes On: Erika Harrsch. Denver Art Museum, Hamilton Building, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Nov. 17. Eyes On: Julie Buffalohead. Denver Art Museum, Hamilton Building, 100 W. 14th Avenue Parkway,

The Incubation Effect. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Sept. 9. Jordan Casteel: Returning the Gaze. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Aug. 18. Karen Kitchel: Grasslands. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder. Through April 21. Living with Wolves. Museum of Boulder, 2205 Broadway, Boulder. Through May 20.

Matthew Pevear: Mastering the Art of French Cooking. BMoCA at Macky, Macky Auditorium Concert Hall, University of Colorado Boulder, 1595 Pleasant St., Unit 104, Boulder. Through May 5. Month of Photography: Noah Mclaurine and Leah Schretenthaler. Firehouse Art Center, 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont. Through April 7. Our Planet — Art Exhibition on the Environment in a Changing Climate. National Center for Atmospheric Research, UCAR Gallery I & Gallery ll, 1850 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder. Through May. Pard Morrison: Heartmouth. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder. Through Sept. 1. Poveka: Master Potter Maria Martinez. Museum of Natural History (Henderson), Anthropology Hall, 1035 Broadway, Boulder. Through Sept. 8. Telling stories behind, through and in front of the camera. Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through April 14. Treasures of British Art: The Berger Collection. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Opens March 2. Through January 2020. Vance Brand: Ambassador of Exploration. Longmont Museum, 400 Quail Road, Longmont. Permanent exhibit. Water Flow: Under the Colorado River. Longmont Museum, 400 Quail Road, Longmont. Through May 26. World War II Diary Transcribed at the Museum. Lyons Redstone Museum, 340 High St., Lyons. Ongoing exhibit.

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Ravin’Wolf Acoustic Blues Duo. 7 p.m. The POR Wine House, 836 1/2 Main St., Louisville, 720-606-1734. Skean Dubh. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731. Slow Caves (Album Release). 9 p.m. Globe Hall, 4483 Logan St., Denver, 303-296-1003. ‘Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back’ — with the Colorado Symphony. 2 p.m. Boettcher Concert Hall, 1000 14th St., Denver, 720-865-4220. UCC Longmont Sounds presents the Carlson Trio. 4 p.m. UCC Longmont, 1500 Ninth Ave., Longmont, 303-776-4940. Winter Is Ending: Apoagae Effigy Fundraiser. 8 p.m. Deviant Spirits Distillery, 2480 49th St., Unit E, Boulder, 719-440-4477. Events Atlas Obscura: The Secrets of Sleight of Hand. 1 p.m. Sam Gary Branch Library, 2961 Roslyn St., Denver, 720-865-0325. Bert Kreischer. 6 p.m. Paramount Denver, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver, 303-623-0106,. Double Feature: Incoming!/Solar Superstorms. 7 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, 2414 Regent Drive, Boulder, 303-492-5002. More performances at colorado.edu/fiske. Quinn XCII. 6 p.m. Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St., Denver, 303-837-0360. Saturday Morning Groove. 10:30 a.m. Free

MARCH 21, 2019

Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-379-8299.

Museum, 400 Quail Road, Longmont, 303-651-8374.

StandUp Comedy Showcase At Endo Brewing. 8 p.m. Endo Brewing Company, 2755 Dagny Way Suite 101, Lafayette, 720-442-8052.

‘Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back’ — with the Colorado Symphony. 2 p.m. Boettcher Concert Hall, 1000 14th St., Denver, 720-865-4220.

SUNDAY, MARCH 24

Ten Foot Beast. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Music Aborted. 6 p.m. Marquis Theatre, 2009 Larimer St., Denver, 303-487-0111. Alright Alright. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731. Brigitte Rios Purdy and The Cass Clayton Band. 12:30 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397. Chris Dismuke. 3 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont, 303-776-1914.

Events Boulder Comedy Show. 7 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-767-2863. Shadow Puppets. 2 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

MONDAY, MARCH 25 Music

Easy Riders. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

Courtney Yasmineh, Nina Luna. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

Hippy Bluegrass Church. 10 a.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696.

The Driver Era. 8 p.m. Globe Hall, 4483 Logan St., Denver, 303-296-1003.

Marc Maron. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

Lil Baby. 7 p.m. Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St., Denver, 303-837-0360.

Mark Sultan. 9 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver, 303-733-0230.

Matt Maltese. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Mathias Olson Duo. 6 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver, 303-993-8023.

Matthew Stewart. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

Seicento Baroque Ensemble: In Your Court, A Royal Tour. 2:30 p.m. Longmont

see EVENTS Page 40

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Thursday March 28

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Thursday aPril 11

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Friday aPril 12

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Wednesday aPril 17

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Friday aPril 19

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Thursday aPril 25

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W/ dave halchaK & Friends (FeaT MeMBers oF duBsKin, a-Mac & The heighT & rasTasaurus)

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Events Mis Pininos/Spanish Conversation for Kids. NoBo Corner Library, 4600 Broadway, Boulder, 303-441-4250. Aerial Day Off Camp. 9 a.m. Frequent Flyers Aerial Dance, 3022 E. Sterling Circle, Suite 150, Boulder, 303-245-8272.

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Chess Club. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Citizenship Classes. 6 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Conversations in English Mondays. 10:30 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

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Youth Maker Hangout. 4 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 Music

Legit Knits @ MAIN. 4:30 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Boulder Bach Festival. 11 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N Harrison Ave., Lafayette, 303-604-2424.

Mary Poppins Spring Break Camp. 9 a.m. Kinesis Dance, 5603 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 6, Boulder, 720-515-6268.

Deafheaven, Baroness, Zeal & Ardor. 6:30 p.m. The Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-832-1874.

Monday Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Fort Vine. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

Movement Mondays. 7 p.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, 720379-8299. STEAM Storytime. 10:15 a.m. NoBo Corner Library, 4600 Broadway, Boulder, 303-441-4250. Women of the West and Beyond. 11:30 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

TUESDAY, MARCH 26

Gogol Bordello Dance Party. 6 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont, 720-204-6064. Jerry Paper. 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver, 303-291-1007. My Brightest Diamond. 9 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver, 303-993-8023. Palehorse/Palerider. 8:30 p.m. Hi-Dive Denver, 7 S. Broadway, Denver, 303-733-0230.

Music

Tom West. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

A Boogie Wit da Hoodie. 7 p.m. Summit, 1902 Blake St., Denver, 303-487-0111.

Whiskerman. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Boulder Arts Week. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731.

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Water Wings — The Musical Storybook (Sneak Peak) Launch Party. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-201-3731. Events

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Reynolds Reading Pals. 4:30 p.m. George Reynolds Branch Library, 3595 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder, 303-441-3120.

Anemone — with Video Age. 9 p.m. Globe Hall, 4483 Logan St., Denver, 303-296-1003.

Mat Kerekes. 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver, 303-291-1007.

March Special!

Mary Poppins Spring Break Camp. 9 a.m. Kinesis Dance, 5603 Arapahoe Ave Suite 6, Boulder, 720-515-6268.

Just for Laughs Showcase. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver, 303-595-3637.

Dream Theater: Distance Over Time Tour + 20 Years of Metropolis Pt. 2. 8 p.m. Paramount Denver, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver, 303-623-0106.

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Macky Happy Hour & Photo Show and Tell. 6:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, 1595 Pleasant St., Boulder, 303-492-8423.

Adam Ruins Everything Presents: Mind Parasites Live. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver, 303-595-3637. More performances at comedyworks.com. Boulder World Affairs Discussion Group. 10 a.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-3100.

BoulderReads Tutor Roundtable. 2 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Conversations in English Wednesdays. 10:30 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Cosmology and Modern Physics. 6 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. High Crimes Book Group. 5:30 p.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-3100. Musical Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Open Movement Collective. 6 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190.

Conscious Dance. 8 p.m. Alchemy of Movement, 2436 30th St., Boulder, 303-931-1500.

Pages and Paws. 3:45 p.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Conversations in English Tuesdays. 6 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Spring Rolls for Spring Break @ MAIN. 4:30 p.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

GED Preparation Class. 10 a.m. Boulder Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

MARCH 21, 2019

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Hollywood’s golden year Longmont’s Trojan Movie House and Art Cinema celebrates 1939

by Michael J. Casey

t’s hard to overstate the significance of 1939 in American cinema. Even though the movies were nearly four decades old, a series of events and artistic developments conspired to bring Hollywood into maturity. Some of these advancements were technological: sound films were the standard and three-strip Technicolor was widely available. Others were artistic: German Expressionism and French Poetic Realism brought style and flair to genre films, while Soviet montage gave the blockbuster its climax. Add to this a vast number of talented filmmakers, writers, actors, technicians and composers fleeing Europe and settling in Los Angeles and you get a sense something magical was happening. This was Hollywood’s watershed moment. From here on out, Hollywood would be a state of mind. Eighty years later, these movies still resonate, entertain and awe. And thanks to the Trojan Movie House and Art Cinema’s latest series — 1939: Hollywood’s Greatest Year (March 21–31) — you can step, once again, into the past and bask in the familiar images of yesteryear with five of the year’s best: Union Pacific, Gunga Din, Son of Frankenstein, Gone With the Wind and The Wizard ON THE BILL: 1939 — of Oz. HOLLYWOOD’S GREATEST YEAR ‘Union Pacific,’ Few films have had the staying power of Wizard March 21, 7 p.m. of Oz (March 31) and for good reasons. Beyond the ‘Gunga Din,’ spectacle of the show — and Judy Garland’s heartMarch 28, 7 p.m. ‘Son of Frankenstein,’ breaking rendition of “Over the Rainbow” — Oz will March 29, 7 p.m. forever hold relevancy as long as the machinations ‘Gone With the Wind,’ of government and politics still boil down to a little March 30, 7 p.m. man behind the curtain. Though MGM changed ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ March 31, 2 p.m. much of L. Frank Baum’s original book — a thinly Trojan Movie House and veiled allegory about populism in politics — you Art Cinema, 513 Main St., Longmont, longmonttheatre.org/ won’t have to look too hard to see the 21st century staring back at you. Oh, how little things have movies changed. Allegories aside, Oz is one of the greatest children’s films ever made. Ditto to Gunga Din (March 28), an adventure movie based on Rudyard Kipling’s poem and starring the dashing Cary Grant at his most roguish. If that doesn’t get you in the door, nothing will. There’s a whole gallery of rogues in Union Pacific (March 21), but when a movie stars Barbara Stanwyck, the rogues get second billing. Here Stanwyck dons an Irish brogue in a big-budget work of historical fiction. Made in ’39, but set in 1862, it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that Union Pacific’s treatment of Native Americans is less than refined. Yet, Union Pacific heartily celebrates the immigrant contribution to what would have been America’s most significant technological accomplishments to date. And much like Gone With the Wind (March 30), these movies have a messy, often repugnant, approach to race and gender. Filmmakers and storytellers in 1939 were no less flawed than the filmmakers and storytellers of today, but that does not mean we should excuse their shortsightedness or ignore them altogether. As film critic Manny Faber loved to point out, every movie transmits the DNA of its time. There are lessons to be learned here and excitement to be found; we just need to watch closely. BOULDER COUNTY’S INDEPENDENT VOICE

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Chicken Tikka Masala and Saag combo

Tibet’s Restaurant and Bar food truck Mobile, Boulder County, tibetsrestaurant.com

ittle is more welcome on a cold Colorado evening than a plate of hot food by a sizzling fire. One recent night at Rayback Collective, we ordered the chicken tikka masala and saag combo from one of the food trucks parked outside: Tibet’s Restaurant and Bar. While seated around the Collective’s fire pit, we dove straight into the warm and creamy tandoori roasted chicken drenched in a mild yet flavorful tomato sauce. The accompanying saag had hints of cilantro and garlic, and the rice was a delectable fluffy companion. $11.

uch like Brussels sprouts, beets have become quite the food craze in recent years. No longer relegated to the pickled variety served for Sunday lunch at Grandma’s or in the school cafeteria, these deep magenta root vegetables are finding their way into dishes across the board, not least of which are craft cocktails. At Denver’s eminent Root Down restaurants, the Beet Down combines gin, Canton, Aperol, beet, lemon and mint into a surprisingly refreshing and sippable cocktail. The earthiness of the beet and Aperol paired well with the juniper in the gin and ginger of the Canton. Even if you can’t bring yourself to start eating beets, this cocktail will make you love drinking them. $12.

Dry Glider Cider

Colorado Cider Company Available throughout Boulder County, coloradocider.com

ider’s making a big push in Colorado (and nationwide), and we’re glad craft producers are replacing the saccharine, cloying, fake apple ciders of old with crisp styles that span a variety of flavors. We like Colorado Cider Company’s Dry Glider Cider, which feels and tastes a bit like Champagne and finishes with a satisfying dryness. It’s 6.5 percent alcohol by volume and quite refreshing. Prices vary.

Chicky Chicky Parm Parm Pizza

Boss Lady Pizza 1129 13th St., Boulder, bossladypizza.com

oss Lady Pizza is really, really good. If you went once, you likely became a regular. If you haven’t been, then you’re missing out on some of the best East Coast, NY-style pizza you can get in Colorado. It starts with the hand-tossed dough. It’s got a perfectly crisp exterior and a satisfying chew to go along with oven-baked, soul-satisfying flavor. Atop that crust, the options are many, from the Tot Guy (buffalo tater tots and ranch) to the Mac (crème fraîche and macaroni) to the Chicky Chicky Parm Parm (house-breaded chicken, mozzarella, marinara, asiago cheese and parsley). But Boss Lady isn’t just great because of its novelty offerings, it executes. It’s that last one we had on a recent visit, and we’d be ashamed at how quickly we downed the massive pie if it hadn’t been so darn good. $13-$24.

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Just desserts delivered when baking on the right side of the brain

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’ve sometimes been accused of living in my head. At the very least I cook in my head and it spills into the kitchen. It can get pretty messy... and tasty.

Here’s a good example: A writing deadline was on my mind last week, so naturally I was dawdling in the kitchen. It was not time to eat, but I ended up creating a vegan, gluten-free treat along with the requisite paragraphs. Leaning on a counter, I found myself staring at a bag of unsweetened coconut flakes while I was making tea. It seemed appropriate to put some in the toaster see NIBBLES Page 46

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oven because coconut tastes so much better when toasted golden brown. I wasn’t making them for any particular purpose. I hung out because in the past I’ve gone back to write and suffered cardiac panic when the smoke alarm went off. I spied the mixed nuts from the holidays I had finally shelled while watching a Nuggets game. The oven was hot, so I figured I might as well make the pecans, almonds, hazelnuts and Brazil nuts taste better, too. Toasting them took a lot longer than the coconut, but the resulting coconut/ nut aromatherapeutic effect was uplifting. Later that afternoon I was back against the fridge meditating upon the beauty of caramelization and layers of flavor. Somehow this led to the decision that the toasted coconut and nuts needed to be combined with a veneer of sweet glaze. There was a problem. I had no honey, maple syrup, sugar or corn syrup, having (wisely) emptied my home of all easy forms of sugar. I am not safe around them. The only sweet thing in my pantry was a bag of aged, unattractive ground date pellets in oat flour that looked like rabbit food or worse. I didn’t want to just mix the dates with the coconut and nuts. Flashing back to a reference to date syrup in food history, I made my own by microwaving the pellets with water into a thin syrup. I added a little ground cinnamon and ginger and extra virgin olive oil. I combined the toasted coconut, nuts and syrup. I could have stopped there, but

universe told me to add a handful of Rice Krispies. They snapped. They crackled. They popped as I worked them in. I coated a glass pie pan with olive oil, pressed the mixture flat and sprinkled it with a little sea salt because everything sweet is dusted with salt these days it seems. I put it in a 300-degree oven for an hour or so. I did not stir it, allowing it to achieve maximum crunch. When I experience one of these culinary fugues, I always love that first taste because until that moment I had been cooking conceptually without tasting anything. The resulting 21st-century Rice Krispies treats were crackly yet chewy, deeply nutty and glazed with enough earthy sweetness and spice to be certified crave-able. If I’d had these ingredients around, too, I might well have added a little butter, nut butter, sunflower seeds, lemon zest, vanilla, minced Granny Smith apple, popcorn or chopped, dried Mediterranean apricots. It might have ascended to taste glory if I had drizzled a melted 70-percent cocoa dark chocolate bar over it, but the dish lacked nothing. It was exactly what it was supposed to be. The advantage to not trying to cook anything in particular is that you are blissfully free of expectations and emotional baggage. It’s a great snack; it also topped my oatmeal and yogurt, and was nutritionally pretty good. I could sell it at the farmers market, except I’ll never make it again exactly like this. That’s the breaks when you bake on the right side of the brain.

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Like painting with a full palate of colors, the key to recipe-less cooking is to have a pantry stocked with potential variables and to remember that not all who wander in the kitchen are lost. LOCAL FOOD NEWS Snarf’s Sandwiches’ flagship shop, 2128 Pearl St., will close March 27. It opened in in 2007 after the chain’s original location, a nearby former A&W Root Beer drive-in, was shuttered, also by development. Relocating near pricey Downtown Boulder will be tough, but Snarf’s has three other Boulder locations. ... Despite months of renovations, the legendary Rocky Flats Lounge will not be reopening at its location south of Boulder. The owners hope to find a new location for the Wisconsin-inspired bar famous for its fish frys. ... The 2019 Food Truck Cup April 6 during Longmont Restaurant Week offers beverages from Longtucky Spirits and St. Vrain Cidery and items to judge from Yolk’n Around, Jimbeaux’s Cajun Cuisine, Nacho Mama’s Tacos, Volcán Azul and Shinkyū No. longmontfoodrescue.org. ... Fringe Pizza is open at 5400 Spine Road in Gunbarrel serving Neapolitan-style pies including one topped with Calabrian chilies, garlic oil, roasted rapini, mozzarella di bufala, Parmesan, bread crumbs and lemon-honey dressing. ... March 31 is the last day to fill out your ballot for the 2019 Best of Boulder County Survey: boulderweekly.com ... The Flatirons Food Film Festival’s inaugural Coffee

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Longmont Restaurant Week returns with unique events and dining specials at 49 establishments

by Matt Cortina

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ongmont Restaurant Week exceeded expectations when it launched last year. Folks at the Longmont Chamber of Commerce, including a handful of motivated Longmont restaurateurs, set a goal of getting 30 food establishments to offer meals at the ridiculously low price of $18.71 (in honor of the year Longmont was founded). Lo and behold, the Chamber got 42 food businesses to sign up and co-organizer Karen Stallard said the feedback from customers who dined out during the event was “extremely good.” So Longmont Restaurant Week is back, for 10 days starting March 29, with added restaurants, an additional price point for more explorative diners, childcare options, a fundraiser, a food truck battle and a kick-off party at Oskar Blues. It’s a definitively Longmont spin on restaurant week, which co-organizer Leah Winkler says is by design. “I think Longmont Restaurant Week is a little unique. I like to think of it as the most inclusive of all the restaurant weeks we looked at,” she says. That includes First Bite Boulder and Denver Restaurant Week, where the focus isn’t as much on the community of diners, but on highlighting the food. There’s nothing wrong with that, Winkler says, it’s just not the best model for Longmont. “What we’ve come across doing our research is that I

BEAU JO’S (yes, they [other restaurant weeks] focus make delicious burgers in on just putting restaurants out addition to their mountain there, whereas we’ll try to build pies) is one of 49 busineses participating in a bigger community event Longmont Restaurant around food,” Winkler says. Week. “It’s not just, ‘Here are the participants, now go.’ It’s, ‘Here, how can we help you do that?’” One way the organizers are helping get people to these restaurants is by offering childcare at Family Village for up to three hours on one of three “date nights.” But Longmont Restaurant Week isn’t just about flexibility for consumers; there was momentum from local food business owners to create an opportunity for themselves outside of the other restaurant weeks in the region. “The biggest distinction why we wouldn’t plug in [to First Bite or Denver Restaurant Week] is they require a prix fixe, three-course menu,” Stallard says. “That doesn’t fit every restaurant in Longmont. The goal of Longmont Restaurant Week is to show how far Longmont has come. If you haven’t visited Longmont in the last six months — or six years — it looks completely different.” Stallard and Winkler say they doubled down on providsee LONGMONT Page 50

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ing flexibility to Longmont food businesses this year. That’s why they added a second price point, $28.71, to accommodate restaurants eager to show off multi-course, or higher-end dining. La Momo Maes Bakery, on the other hand, doesn’t have a way to make the regular price point of $18.71 feel like a bargain, so they’re offering coffee or a cupcake for $1.87, Winkler says. Still other establishments are offering familysized and combo meals. Stallard says Longmont Restaurant Week has about the same proportion of

participating businesses (out of the total number of local food establishments) as Denver Restaurant Week. The $18.71 (and other) prices don’t include tip, mind you, and Stallard asks that if you do explore Longmont’s restaurants, breweries, bakeries and everything else, that you “pay it forward and treat the staff well, because they’re hustling for these 10 days.” Fitting in trips to all 49 food establishments in 10 days… we’ll be hustling too.

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that needs to happen will indeed happen only if you surprise yourself on a regular basis. So I hope you will place yourself in unpredictable situations where you won’t be able to rely on well-rehearsed responses. I trust that you will regard innocence and curiosity and spontaneity as your superpowers. Your willingness to change your mind won’t be a mark of weakness but rather a sign of strength.

Kharchenko (1918–1989) was a military officer and engineer for the Soviet army. His specialty was disarming explosive devices before they detonated. Over the course of his career, he defused an estimated 50,000 bombs and mines. Let’s make him your patron saint for the coming weeks. Why? Because I suspect you will be able to summon a metaphorical version of his power: an extraordinary capacity to keep volatile situations from blowing up. You’ll be a virtuoso at waging peace and preventing strife.

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APRIL 20-MAY 20: In the animated kids’ film Over the

Hedge, 10 talking animals come upon a massive, towering hedge they’ve never seen. The friendly group consists of a skunk, red squirrel, box turtle, two opossums, and five porcupines. The hedge perplexes and mystifies them. It makes them nervous. There’s nothing comparable to it in their previous experience. One of the porcupines says she would be less afraid of it if she just knew what it was called, whereupon the red squirrel suggests that from now on they refer to it as “Steve.” After that, they all feel better. I recommend that you borrow their strategy in the coming weeks. If a Big Unknown arrives in your vicinity, dub it “Steve” or “Betty.”

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MAY 21-JUNE 20: I urge you to locate a metaphorical or

very literal door that will give you access to a place that affords you more freedom and healing and support. Maybe you already know about the existence of this door — or maybe it’s not yet on your radar. Here’s advice from Clarissa Pinkola Éstes that might help. “If you have a deep scar, that is a door,” she writes. “If you have an old, old story, that is a door. If you love the sky and the water so much that you almost cannot bear it, that is a door. If you yearn for a deeper life, a full life, a sane life, that is a door.”

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JUNE 21-JULY 22: Musician Carole Kaye is the most

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JULY 23-AUG. 22: “When you want happiness, what are you wanting?” asks aphorist Olivia Dresher. The repeat of an event that made you feel good in the past? A sweet adventure you’ve thought about but never actually experienced? Here’s a third possibility. Maybe happiness is a state you could feel no matter what your circumstances are; maybe you could learn how to relax into life exactly as it is, and feel glad about your destiny wherever it takes you. In my opinion, Leo, that third approach to happiness will be especially natural for you to foster in the coming weeks.

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OCT. 23-NOV. 21: There was a time, less than a century ago, when pink was considered a masculine color and blue a feminine hue. In previous eras, many European men sported long hair, wore high heels, and favored clothes with floral patterns. Franklin D. Roosevelt, one of America’s most prominent 20th-century presidents, sometimes wore skirts and feather-bedecked hats as a child. With these facts as your keystone, and in accordance with astrological omens, I encourage you to experiment with your own gender expressions in the coming weeks. It’s prime time to have fun with the way you interpret what it means to be a man or woman — or any other gender you might consider yourself to be.

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BY DAN SAVAGE Dear Dan: I’m a straight white woman in my early 30s. In theory, I’ve always been into men of all races — but in practice, most of my exes are Latino and white. In September, I met this really handsome Chinese-American guy, and I feel like he rewired me. I’ve been exclusively attracted to Asian guys since. I’m not writing to ask if this is racist, because I’m not asking these guys to, like, speak Korean to me in bed or do any role-playing stuff. We just date and have sex, same as my past relationships. But if any of these dudes saw my Tinder matches, they’d be like, “This woman has a thing for Asian guys.” Which I do, but it’s pretty new. Is this normal? Do people just change preferences like that? Also, can you do a PSA about Asian dicks? In my recent but considerable experience, they run the gamut from average to gigantic. If small Asian dicks were a thing, I would have encountered at least one by now. That shit is a myth. —Asian Male/White Female Dear AMWF: Here’s my general take on race-specific sexual preferences: So

long as you can see and treat your sex partners as individuals and not just as objects — we are all also objects — and so long as you can express your preferences without coming across and/or being a racist shitbag, and so long as you’ve interrogated your preferences to make sure they’re actually yours and not a mindless desire for what you’ve been told you’re supposed to want (i.e., the currently prevailing beauty standard or its equally mindless rejection, the “transgressive” fetishization of the “other”), then it’s OK to seek out sex and/or romantic partners of a particular race. I ran my general take on race-specific sexual preferences past Joel Kim Booster — a writer and comedian whose work often touches on race and desire — and he approved. (Whew.) I also shared your letter with him, AMWF, and Booster had some thoughts for you. “It doesn’t sound like her newfound preference for Asian men has anything to do with the uncomfortable fetishization of culture,” said Booster. “It’s good that she’s not asking them to speak Korean or do any sort of Asian role-playing — something that’s been asked of me before (and it’s a bummer, trust). Her interest in Asian men seems to be mostly an aesthetic thing, which you certainly can’t fault her

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to Asian guys for the rest of your life or not, AMWF, make sure you don’t treat Asian guys like you’re doing them a favor by sitting on their gamut-running dicks. “I’m weary of people with a specific racial preference for Asian men. And it’s less out of a fear of being fetishized — though that’s certainly part of it — and more because of the implicit power imbalance that exists in those relationships,” said Booster. “It’s all artificially constructed by The Culture, of course, but I’m acutely aware that society views Asian men as less masculine and therefore less desirable. And I’ve learned that guys who have a preference for Asian men sometimes bring a certain kind of ‘entitlement’ to our interactions, i.e., ‘You should feel lucky I’m paying you this kind of attention.’ And that’s gross! It doesn’t sound like she’s doing that, but something about this letter makes me feel like she wants to be congratulated for being woke enough to consider Asian guys. She’d do well to keep this stuff behind the curtain — no one wants to feel like someone was into them only because of some witch’s curse a hot Chinese-American guy put on them at a bar.” Follow Joel on Twitter @ihatejoelkim, and visit his website ihatejoelkim.com. On the Lovecast, Dan chats with Eric Leue from the Free Speech Coalition: savagelovecast.com

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bis, they always mention how it’s a gateway drug for teens that will surely doom them to a life of harder addictions and substance abuse issues. Well, a new study reveals that those people are worried about the wrong age group. Older Americans, not teens, are using more cannabis. In fact, the number of Colorado teens who admit to using cannabis has dropped below the national average for the first time ever. On Tuesday, state public health researchers released a report detailing the results of a youth cannabis education and prevention campaign called High Costs. The study surveyed

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more than 500 teens in Denver and about 56,000 young people statewide. According to the report, the national average of teens who admit to using cannabis is at 20 percent. In Colorado, it’s only 19 percent with four out of five Colorado youth saying that they do not use cannabis. The study also reveals that 59 percent of Colorado teens have never consumed cannabis. An additional 22 percent of teens have only consumed cannabis once or twice ever. Another 8 percent consume cannabis once a month or less. In other words, just 10 percent of Colorado teens use cannabis more than once a month. So 81 percent of Colorado teens don’t consume cannabis with any regularity, have only tried it or have never tried it at all. The High Costs campaign, which uses tax dollars, says its ads are working: The city spent millions targeting teens on social media and other apps, with 75 percent of teens who knew about the campaign saying it did discourage them from using cannabis. The study also found that 79 percent of teens surveyed thought their peers use cannabis, but in reality, it’s estimated to be only 19 percent. A federal study published last month in the American Journal of Drug and Alcohol Abuse used the results of an anonymous survey given to more than 800,000 high school students across 45 states to calculate the number of teens who smoke cannabis. It found that the number of teenage cannabis smokers was 1.1 percent less in states that had enacted medical cannabis laws compared to those that hadn’t, even when accounting for other important variables such as tobacco and alcohol policies,

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economic trends, youth characteristics and state demographics. And for the rest of the nation, the effectiveness of Denver’s youth awareness and prevention campaign sends an important message. It shows that it is entirely possible for legal states to enact measures that effectively curb underage cannabis consumption. And further, it shows that smart, well-funded programs can do way more to reduce teen cannabis consumption than prohibition and harsh criminalization. Access and consequences are just two factors that influence a teen’s decision to use drugs or not. Most drug deterrence initiatives send the message that drugs are harmful, dangerous and taboo, which is exactly what makes them so attractive to teens. The program that I grew up with and more ’90s kids remember, D.A.R.E., was basically a sneak peek at how much fun I was going to have in college. So when you hear people arguing that legalization increases use among children by making it easier for them to access, don’t even bother engaging. These people have officially been proven wrong since the data shows it has the opposite effect. Personally, I think it’s because kids always think whatever their parents are doing is embarrassing, which now includes smoking weed. When cannabis is legalized, socially acceptable and safe, it loses its edge. Obviously this does not deter all interest among teenagers, but it does undercut the stigma of danger that is so attractive to the ones who are desperate to prove themselves to their peers. So congrats, teens. Maybe sexting and sobriety are all you guys need and smoking weed out of an apple core in your parent’s basement just isn’t cool anymore.

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ack in December, when Israel declared that it would hold a national election (scheduled for April 9), a political party named Zehut was so far out in right field that no one took it seriously. Early polls didn’t even bother including the party’s name among the parties they asked voters about. WIKIMEDIA COMMONS Then party leader Moshe Feiglin, a former member of Benjamin Netanyahu’s governing Likud Party who went rogue, started campaigning on marijuana legalization. And boy are they taking him seriously now. Some background: Israelis don’t vote for individual candidates for the country’s 120 member parliament, the Knesset. They vote for a party. Each party competing in the election puts up a list of candidates. Voters cast their ballots for a single party’s list out of all the competing lists (there can be a dozen or more). Seats are distributed among the political parties on the basis of strict proportional representation; if a party gets 25 percent of the vote, it will get 30 seats, which will go to the first 30 candidates on its list. In order to qualify for any seats, a party has to get a minimum of 3.25 percent of the vote. Before Feiglin started talking about marijuana last month, no one thought Zehut could meet the 3.25 percent threshold to qualify for a single seat. The most recent polls show it winning four or five seats.

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And that is a much bigger deal than the numbers suggest. That’s because this year’s election is shaping up as a glove-tight contest between conservative and leftist party blocs for enough seats to form a governing coalition. And a lot of Israeli politicos are now saying Feiglin and Zehut will hold the swing votes. So suddenly every major politician in Israel is talking about pot. Netanyahu has announced that he’s “studying” legalization, and will have an announcement soon. (The study seems to consist of polling on how Israelis feel about legalization.) Finance minister Moshe Kaholon says pot-related offenses should be expunged from people’s records. The center-left Blue and White Party, which until recently was the favorite to best Netanyahu’s Likud and lead the next government, refused to rule out legalization. Feiglin, for his part, says he won’t commit to supporting either Netanyahu or Blue and White leader Benny Gantz, saying that although he’s never used marijuana he will only join a coalition that will legalize pot. Zehut (the party’s name means “identity” in

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Hebrew) is not a one-issue party and Feiglin is most certainly not a one-issue candidate. The party is robustly libertarian on social and domestic issues and ferociously nationalistic and hawkish on security and foreign policy. Prior to the election Feiglin wrote a 300-page manifesto that’s currently a best-seller in Israeli bookstores. Domestically, in addition to marijuana legalization, he wants to dramatically reduce the size of Israel’s government and increase competition is most areas, including allowing greater school choice with a voucher system and cutting back the role of the Rabbinate in a number of areas that Western countries consider secular. “I am emphatically opposed to any coercion, certainly to religious coercion,” one Zehut billboard reads, adding “I want you to be who you are.” Then there’s the party’s national security and foreign policy agenda, which includes canceling the Oslo Accords with the Palestinians, annexing the entire West Bank, and building a synagogue on the Temple Mount. Feiglin acknowledges that marijuana legalization is a “colorful” issue but adds that for him it represents the broader concept of reducing government intervention in people’s lives. The Jerusalem Post asked some 30-somethings why they are supporting Feiglin and Zehut, and their answers suggested that the marijuana issue connects them with the boarder libertarian themes. One, who gave his name as David, a father working in the tech sector, put it this way: “For me, personally, it’s no secret that I enjoy smoking a little pot here and there, and it would be nice to do it and not be a criminal,” he said. “It should just be another thing available for medical and recreational use, and politicians should get their noses out of it. If they want a tax cut of the profits, they should get that, because they always do. But I don’t want to be told how to live my life.”

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