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news & views Keep your laws off patients’ brownies / 6 Ill-advised bill would cut off access to medical marijuana edibles by Pamela White On the cover: Boulder International Film Festival / 12 BW takes you behind the scenes with the major players by Adam Perry

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departments Letters: GMOs and Roundup; Dogs and open space / 5 The Highroad: The big score in this year’s Super Bowl / 5 In Case You Missed It: Working stiffs; Kinder bud; Spinning class / 11 News Briefs: Get your chill on; BoCo Loco bike ride / 15 Boulderganic: Conference puts food economy on table / 17 Puzzles: Crossword and sudoku / 49 Classifieds: Your community resource / 51 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 53

staff Publisher, Stewart Sallo Editor, Pamela White Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Director of Operations/Controller, Benecia Beyer Circulation Manager, Cal Winn Editorial Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Interns, Eli BooninVail, Chelsea Long, Kaely Moore Contributing Writers, Peter Alexander, Ana Arias, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Jim Hightower, Gene Ira Katz, Dave Kirby, Elizabeth Miller, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Andrea Sutherland, Marisa Aragón Ware, Tom Winter, Gary Zeidner Sales Retail Sales Manager, Allen Carmichael Inside Sales Manager, Jay Jacoby Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Mike Cutler, David Hasson Production Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman General & Administrative Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Yemaya Thayer Circulation Team Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, George LaRoe, Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Rick Slama 11-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo February 17, 2011 Volume XVIII, Number 28 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 2011 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com

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GMOs and Roundup (Re: “GMOs,” cover story, Feb. 10.) The article about “Frankenfoods” by Jefferson Dodge was well-written and included quotes from some credible sources. However, it missed an important point. The salient issue concerning GM crops is that they are genetically manipulated specifically to withstand the herbicide Roundup. Cute little name isn’t it — “Roundup”? Sounds like something you would hear from the Marlboro Man. The latest scientific research carried out by a multinational scientific team headed by Professor Andres Carrasco, head of the Laboratory of Molecular Embryology at the University of Buenos Aires Medical School and a member of Argentina’s National Council of Scientific and Technical Research, concluded that Roundup, in far lower concentrations than used in agriculture, is linked to birth defects. Roundup is one of the most highly toxic substances in agriculture. GM crops may be good or they may be bad. The point is that Roundup has been proven to be bad for the yet to be born. Some may not have a problem with having Roundup sprayed on their Cheerios, but those yet to be born may not appreciate this point of view. Tom Bronzan/Boulder County

Dogs and open space (Re: “Why people growl about dogs on open space,” Feb. 3.) What a breath

of fresh air! I agree with Ms. White’s point of view and believe that there are a large number of Boulderites — including dog owners — who appreciate that there are people-only trails available. I have had similar experiences with dogs on trails as described in the article, some irritating, a few frightening.

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or me, the most significant statistic coming out of this year’s Super Bowl was not the 31-25 score in the Green Bay Packers’ hard-fought victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Nor was it the $1.3 billion cost of the new, monstrously huge football palace built by the Dallas Cowboys, where the game was played. Rather, the number that impresses me is 111,968. That is the number of people who own the Packers — each of whom is an ordinary Green Bay resident and devoted cheesehead. Unlike all 31 of the other pro football teams, the Packers are not the personal plaything of some rich family or profiteering corporate consortium. Instead, it is a nonprofit community enterprise owned by local fans and managed by them as a project “intended to promote community welfare.” Those 111,000 Green Bay citizens elect the team’s Boulder Weekly

When I go out to hike, I do not want to have to worry about dog behavior or see dogs off trail pooping or chasing cows, while their owners stand by helplessly because their animals are off leash and not under voice control. Deb Parsons/Boulder

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The big score in this year’s Super Bowl by Jim Hightower board of directors, and this hands-on communityminded board then hires and fires the team administrators and coaches. Public ownership means that no impulsive greedhead can sell the beloved Packers and move them in the dead of night to a cash-rich big city. It also produces unmatched fan support, even in years when the Packers do poorly on the field. In fact, if things aren’t going well, fans don’t have to whine

you. Your Uncensored column was brilliant. Thanks for saying what I feel and have experienced, and for saying it well. You have added immensely to the discussion of this very real problem dynamic. Kudos also to the Open Space staff see LETTERS Page 6

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helplessly about it on the shock-jock call-in shows — as citizens of this small city they can talk directly to the team management, or as shareholders they can vote to change managers. Interestingly, in a time when politicos and pundits across the country are demonizing the very idea of public ownership, the good folks of Green Bay are showing that it works beautifully and adds immeasurable strength to the community. Not only are these Green Bayers Super Bowl champs again this year, but they’ve produced more NFL championships in their city than any other set of owners have done. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com February 17, 2011 5

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Make “green tags” count (Re: “A dog’s life,” cover story, Feb. 3.) I loved the article on dogs in open spaces from last week. I’m one of the few dog owners (3-year-old spaniel) who think that we need to tighten restrictions on dogs in our open spaces, national forests and wilderness areas. I think that if we do not do something soon, dogs will be banned in more places, and I’ll have fewer options for going hiking with my best friend. I think we should radically change the so-called “green tag” system by which, in certain areas, dogs are permitted to run loose. The number of dogs I’ve seen running off unsupervised, trampling vegetation, disturbing wildlife and/or approaching other dogs and people unchecked by their owners is ridiculous. Too many dog owners know little about what a dog’s body/facial gestures mean (I recommend reading The Other End of the Leash, by Patricia McConnell), and, as a result, they really don’t understand their dog. Dog people are awesome people, but many of them (just like parents of little humans) can also be entitled and self-absorbed. One person quoted in this article said, (A) “There are some steep areas on those trails … (B) “Dogs are part of nature, and they should be free … (C) When I see people with leashed dogs … it means they do not trust their dogs.” Well, (A) Train your dog not to pull, get a hands-free leash and walk with a walking staff. While you make a good point, this still implies that you are lazy about training your dog. I don’t ding you for that; so am I! But you cannot have the rewards of a well-trained dog without taking on the responsibilities, including training. I’ve had my dog, leashed, in wilderness areas without incident. And, (B) I’m a part of nature, too, but understand I cannot leave my excrement out in the open, should not trample vegetation and most definitely should not disturb the wildlife that live in wild areas. Your dog is natural, but not wild, and should be controlled by voice or leash. (C) You are correct. I do not trust my dog to be off leash. You know why? Because I did not choose (dog training is really all about choice) to put in the time to train my dog to have excellent recall and “heel” commands, and when I am hiking I do not want to think about what my dog is doing, so he has to be leashed as I cannot keep him in “heel.” 6 February 17, 2011

Regarding the “green tag” program: The cost to even purchase a green tag should be raised to at least $75 (with a discount for those who put in a certain number of hours volunteering for trail restoration, wildlife rehab or animal shelters) for the initial purchase, and a portion of that money should go toward the services of a qualified dog trainer who will run a test of between five to 10 dogs at a time (cheaper to do multiple dogs) to check their recall, “heel” responses and their responses to other dogs. Dogs that fail on recall, “heel” or show any measure of aggression toward other dogs will fail the test and not receive a green tag until they can be retested. If your dog is leash-aggressive, that sucks, but you can do behavioral work to fix that — if you are willing to commit to the time to train your dog. Watching a video is malarkey. I could do that, get a green tag and I have already said my dog doesn’t have that level of obedience. Renewing your dog’s green tag should be $25/year ($15 for additional dogs in the household), which will go toward upkeep of open spaces, including ranger salaries and management of the program. Reductions can be granted based on income levels and volunteer commitments, as mentioned above. I also support fees for dog parks in the form of two-year tags for $15. The money could then go to upkeep of the parks themselves. I think it is pathetic that some people’s environmental ethic doesn’t extend to the dog at the end of the leash. Erin L. Fough/Boulder

Danish is right on fuel (Re: “An open letter to the members of Congress,” Danish Plan, Feb. 10). At last, I got excited reading something. Paul Danish’s “Open letter” is a delight and absolutely a must-read. However, I don’t believe that what was not done by Congress in the past 38 years will be done in the next 38 years, no matter who sits on Capitol Hill. Freeing America from imported oil is a dead horse. We will continue to rely on Saudi oil until the last drop of crude is recovered from the (already ailing) supergiant oil fields of the Saudis. We most probably will pay for this drop $10,000 or so. Despite my disillusion from our representatives in Washington, I am writing to highlight a few more things in regard to our ability to produce our own liquid fuels. Danish rightly mentions the mature technologies turning natural gas and coal into gasoline and diesel. We see LETTERS Page 9

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Keep your laws off patients’ brownies by Pamela White

f you put THC in a lollipop, it will end up in a child’s mouth. That’s the reasoning behind House Bill 1250, which would ban the sale of edible forms of medical marijuana. The bill’s sponsor, Rep. Cindy Acree, R-Aurora, claims she became aware that pot brownies, beverages and candy were accidentally being ingested by kids and landing them in the emergency room. She wants to stop this before some child ends up very, very stoned. OK, she didn’t say that. What she did say is this: “I’ve never heard of anybody dying from it, so that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about kids that have never exhibited psychotic episodes that end up having reactions or young children who have reactions.” Of course, she didn’t offer any proof that such incidents had occurred or proof that edible/drinkable medical marijuana was to blame. When asked specifically which medical experts she’d lined up to testify about these regrettable and distressing incidents, she said she didn’t know yet who they would be. Instead, she talked about the fact that the FDA hasn’t studied marijuana or established safe doses. This presents a safety concern for patients, she says. “It’s unlike any other pharmaceutical, where somebody has a big interest in it so the pharmaceutical companies actually spend millions to study it, do test studies and blah blah blah,” she

said. “We all know this stuff ’s been around forever, but nobody’s studied it or reported it if they have.” Blah blah blah, indeed. What Rep. Acree is missing is that medical marijuana (MMJ) isn’t a pharmaceutical. If MMJ has one thing going for it, it’s that Big Pharma — the profit-driven industry that does tests on drugs, suppresses the results and then releases unsafe chemical drugs onto the market only to withdraw them after people have died — hasn’t been able to exploit marijuana. There’s little that the pharmaceutical laboratory needs to do to make marijuana safe or effective or available to anyone who wants it. But, yes, marijuana has been studied. Millions of trials are conducted each day across the country by willing volunteers, who are satisfied enough with the results to repeat these experiments the next day. I admit to conducting some trials myself when I was in junior high and high school. (I am not a marijuana user now, medical or recreational.) In fact, the medicinal uses of marijuana were discovered by people conducting these studies on their own. Widespread understanding that marijuana has medicinal value — and personal experience with marijuana in large segments of our society — spurred voters to legalize medical marisee MMJ BILL Page 8

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call these technologies gas-to-liquids (GTL) and coal-to-liquids (CTL). I have been involved in the development and scale-up of such technologies during the past 10 years and have patents (as inventor) in this field. Being quite familiar with this option of synthetic transportation fuels from our non-conventional fossil resources, I would like to add to Danish, as follows. America has coal that may last for 300 years if used to replace crude oil as a source of transportation fuels at today’s consumption rate. Coupled with our renewable biomass, we may have enough carbonaceous raw material for gasoline and diesel for the next 1,200 years. We may even extend this period if we add natural gas. In a “dream” scenario, we shall stop wasting natural gas and coal for firing power plants and have all our electricity generated from nuclear energy. Our entire transportation fleet will use advanced, more sophisticated and highly energy-efficient engines. And we will be blessed by uninterrupted streams of reasonably priced synthetic fuels that are far better in quality than oil-derived fuels. Synthetic liquid fuels have better combustion properties and higher octane (for gasoline) and cetane (for diesel), and they are entirely free of contaminants — sulfur, nitrogen, metals, particulates. So they are much healthier to use and more friendly to our environment. Consider a few more things: The implementation of GTL and CTL (and later, BTL — biomass-to-liquid) technologies will create tens of thousands of new sustainable jobs in the U.S., jobs that cannot be outsourced. From the construction, operation and maintenance of GTL/CTL plants, our government will recover perhaps $100 billion a year in taxes! And guess who will buy our synthetic gasoline and diesel? Yes, Saudi Arabia and the Emirates! So, the petrodollars will come back to America instead of going to the Jihadists. But don’t worry; this will not happen. Congress is there to spend taxpayers’ money carefully. Oil prices are always fluctuating and OPEC could again sell a barrel for $15 if it so desires, to knock down any competition. Congress will not appreciate that this happened just because we had spent $300 billion to build our synthetic fuel plants, and that we have saved hundreds of billions of dollars by not continuing to pay $100 a barrel or more. Instead, Washington’s mindset is that we should be patient enough waiting for oil prices to drop again on their own due to “market-driven” circumstances. Therefore, the only sure thing in this country is to continue to spend our dollars on stimulus and bailout programs. This at least is politically correct. As to our energy economy — we shall keep Boulder Weekly

“going solar,” building more ugly wind farms until there is no wind and land left unturned in Kansas and Oklahoma, and soon drive electric cars to save money at the gas pump (thus starving the oil business, hurrah!) and put this money, instead, in the big pockets of Xcel Energy and companies alike. We will live in a very happy world. This perhaps may not satisfy our country’s energy needs, but it will certainly please noisy environmentalists and “green energy” activists. Is there any other reason why our Energy Secretary is Professor Steven (“Shift-Away-From-FossilFuels”) Chu? Dan Fraenkel/Boulder

Go vegan The U.S. Dietary Guidelines released this week by the U.S. Departments of Agriculture and Health and Human Services are continuing a 30-year trend of recommending replacement of animal products and other fatty foods in our diet with vegetables, fruits and whole grains. The recommendations reflect widespread concern with the epidemic of obesity and other precursors of killer diseases, particularly among our children. In a National Public Radio interview, distinguished Harvard University Professor of Public Health Walter Willett complained about the guidelines’ lack of transparency in failing to call for an outright reduction in meat consumption. He should know. In 1977, drawing on two years of hearings by the Senate Select Committee on Nutrition and Human Needs chaired by Sen. George McGovern, Willett authored the original “Dietary Goals for the United States.” When the meat industry learned that the report’s key recommendation was to reduce meat consumption, it forced McGovern to destroy all copies of the report and to replace “meat” with “saturated fat.” It then abolished the committee, voted McGovern out of office and taught government bureaucrats never to challenge meat consumption again. To this day, “saturated fats” remains a code word for meat, dairy and eggs. Rudolph Helman/Boulder

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Working stiffs Should men on welfare be able to use their public assistance cards in strip club ATMs? Colorado lawmakers say no. On Valentine’s Day, Colorado’s House of Representatives approved on second reading a bill that would bar those who receive government assistance from using their welfare cards in strip joints. The vote sends a strong message to the state’s poorest residents: Want to gawk at tits and ass? Want to stuff a $20 down that hot stripper’s tiny G-string? Want to liquor up so you’ll be brave enough to ask her out? Then get a damned job. State law already prohibits people from using public assistance cards at ATMs in casinos, at racetracks and in liquor stores. Now you know why, as the good book tells us, rich people rarely make it to heaven. You want to sin? Pay for it yourself.

Spinning class We were so dizzy from the spinning in that last mass e-mail newsletter from CU President Bruce Benson that we had to sit down. Turns out that the $785,000, 18-months-late branding project wasn’t just about creating a new logo. Whew! We were worried that it was a waste of money there for a second. Benson explains that there were just too many different, competing messages and images emanating from CU’s various colleges, schools, departments, centers and institutes. We know, we hear you, that’s a shocking and unconscionable situation for a complex four-campus university system with 56,000 students, almost 4,000 faculty and a $2.6 billion annual budget. People might get confused! Benson also points out that interest on university investments — not tax dollars or tuition — were used to pay for the project. (Hmm, we seem to remember certain past presidents giving that money to the campuses to improve things like diversity, technology and, um, was that other one? Oh, yeah, education.) Then Benson lists all of the surveys and interviews that were done in the project. Even a peer analysis of six universities similar to CU! Six! That’s awesome. And just think of all the money we’ll save printing a single logo on letterhead and business cards, instead of dozens of different ones! (Huh?) At the end of this highly illuminating message, finally, is public acknowledgement of one of the real drivers of this project: the oft-whispered-about fundraising campaign that is reportedly ready to be announced this spring after years and years of waiting out the recession. The emergence of the campaign, the name of which shall not be spoken, may be the best local economic news of all. Almost makes you forget about the $785,000 branding study. But if you haven’t forgotten about it, there is always the illusion of feeling like your voice has been heard. You can send feedback about the study to officeofthepresident@cu.edu — unless you actually want someone to read it, in which case you might want to e-mail one of the vice presidents or Bruce himself. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

1. Frankenfoods

Recent decisions by federal authorities to allow the unregulated planting of genetically modified alfalfa and sugar beets have some fearing that the approvals may take root in Boulder County’s own approach to the genetically engineered crops.

2. Grammy news, plus Them Crooked Vultures update 3. Funding dispute erupts over White Christmas Ball 4. Panorama (2/10) 5. Decemberists inspire awe at Boulder Theater 6. Old favorites at the new Pinyon 7. Open letter to the members of the 112th Congress 8. Aural orgy 9. A flash in the pan 10. Astrology (2/10)

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BOULDER INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL BRINGS CELEBS, CLOUT TO BOULDER BY ADAM PERRY

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t seems nerve-wracking. Showing more than 50 films over four days at numerous venues in one small city. Hosting world-class celebrities including Oliver Stone and James Franco. Organizing a mostly volunteer staff of almost 300 people. Seated on a couch in the Boulder International Film Festival offices in downtown Boulder a week before the seventh edition of their pride and joy, one would expect the sisters who created BIFF to be biting their nails. But Robin and Kathy Beeck reveal a surprisingly low level of stress. “It gets so tiring when you’re sitting inside watching films all day, but it’s the perfect time of year for it,” says Robin, who watches around 300 films during each year’s BIFF selection process. “But we’re happy to have this festival in February. There’s nothing better on a winter day than sitting inside a movie theater and getting away from the cold.” Together, Robin and the BIFF selection committee watched almost 1,000 films in 2010 before whittling it down to the 50-or-so films that made the 2011 cut. Most astonishing in all the myriad

facets of preparation, however, might be that Robin and her sister Kathy still get along so well. They arrived in Boulder back in 1976 and have been a two-woman film-loving powerhouse ever since. “We’re a very, very close family,” Robin says. “Kathy has her area, which is sponsorships and business and different things. I’m programming. So we bring totally different strengths to the festival, which works out really well because there aren’t a lot of things that we can argue about. And we live together — did you know that? We work together during the day, and we live together at the same time. My parents brought us up very well.” Speaking of the quest to get along, perhaps the most anticipated screenings at this year’s BIFF are the three showings of Freedom Riders, the magnificent documentary about the efforts of black and white activists who, in 1961, attempted to sit next to each other on a Greyhound bus trip through the deep South and suffered unimaginably violent consequences. Legendary U.S. Rep.

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f all the films featured at the 2011 Boulder International Film Festival, the most Boulder-centric is Crazy Wisdom. The 90-minute documentary is Los Angeles filmmaker Johanna Demetrakas’ stunning tribute to the late Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche, the Tibetan Buddhist who founded Naropa University in 1974. Demetrakas will be on hand for a Q-and-A after the BIFF screening of Crazy Wisdom, which sadly, for such a profound (and profoundly Boulder-related) film, is occurring at 2:30 p.m. Friday, Feb. 18, at the First United Methodist Church, rather than enjoying prime-time billing at the Boulder Theater. Demetrakas, who teaches at the

John Lewis, who took part in the Freedom Ride as a young man and was beaten by an angry Alabama mob for his efforts, will be in attendance for a Q-and-A this weekend. Lewis spoke at length with Boulder Weekly by phone recently about his harrowing experience (the transcript of which is available at BoulderWeekly. com). It’s a testament to the wellknown strength of the longtime congressman that, if he could go back to 1961, he’d do it all over again. “I think some of us grew up and came of age on those buses, the same way that we grew up sitting down on lunch counter stools,” Lewis says. “We had to grow up. We became committed. I remember the original group, 13 of us: seven whites and six African Americans. We didn’t know whether we would return, but we had to do it. People wanted to see change.” Rep. Jared Polis, the openly gay congressman who represents Boulder, along with Colorado Sen. Mark Udall, will also be in attendance for the Freedom Riders Q-and-A. Polis told

University of Southern California in addition to directing both dramatic and documentary films, met Trungpa in 1971 and kept in touch until his death in 1987. Subsequently, Demetrakas — through four-and-a-half years of active filmmaking and five years of research — was able to capture perhaps the first truly intimate and honest picture of Trungpa’s controversial life. Watching Crazy Wisdom in Boulder recently with a gathering of current and former Naropa students, it was obvious that Demetrakas succeeded in not only delineating Trungpa’s fascinating escape from Chinese tyranny in Tibet and the meat of his “Shambhala” vision — a peaceful, mindful community amid a dangerously chaotic world — but also

Boulder Weekly that Rep. Lewis has been an inspiration. “For Americans of my generation and younger, John Lewis is a living link to our all-too-recent history of racial discrimination,” says Polis, who adds that he imagines “even today, taking a rainbow-painted bus through the deep South” to “fight for LGBT equality.” Robin Beeck says she was “surprised we hadn’t learned more in school about [the Freedom Riders]” and was moved by the film. “It’s just horrifying the way things happened back then,” she says. “And having the congressman here is going to be such an honor. We’re having a screening just for students, too, at the library, and Rep. Lewis is going to be there to speak to them afterwards. Can you imagine? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience.” For full transcripts of our conversations with John Lewis and Jared Polis, head to www.boulderweekly.com. David Accomazzo contributed to this story. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

what it was like to know “the bad boy of Buddhism” personally. For Naropa students, who are fed a PC version of Trungpa’s life — which notoriously included excessive drinking and sex — Demetrakas’ unflinching portrayal of her former spiritual guide is refreshing. “The film was not so much about his teachings as it was about him,” she says. “One of the directions that I made to myself was that I wanted to make a film where my audience gets to experience his mind, even a glimpse. I feel like if you experience that, if you go through your own changes, questioning him, questioning his life, questioning where Naropa’s at right now or whatever … see TRUNGPA Page 13

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you go beyond that and just be there. I wanted you to experience what being around him was for me. So I hope I got that done a little bit.” Crazy Wisdom takes viewers through the incredibly archaic Tibet of Trungpa’s youth — he escaped to India via a series of night-time mountain hikes — to his formative years in 1960s England (where a young David Bowie became one of his disciples) to Trungpa’s breakthrough as a legendary spiritual leader and cultural figure in America throughout the ’70s and ’80s. Recognized as a reincarnate master when he was just 18 months old, Trungpa alternately craved the psychedelic and sexually liberated America of 40 years ago and sought to rid it of what he called “spiritual pride.” Demetrakas, who will be in attendance for the BIFF screening on Friday, says Trungpa’s upbringing in Tibet paved the way for his effort to become a major force for change in the late 20th century. “I think he was really fascinated with the West, because he grew up in a place that was like the 16th century in a sense. He grew up in another time, and he was catapulted into the 20th century. Even in Tibet, he seemed to already

have a sense that the power in the whole world was in the West and that if he was going to save the teachings, which were being systematically destroyed in Tibet by the Chinese, he needed to go to the West. He didn’t need to stay in India or Nepal — he needed to go to the West. That’s where the teachings were most needed, because they had never been there.” Twenty-four years after Trungpa’s death, his legacy is still alive and well, between the work of his eldest son (Shambhala heir Sakyong Mipham Rinpoche) and the worldwide Shambhala teachings of enthusiasts such as Demetrakas. She says what she learned from Trungpa has had a huge effect on her passionate work as a filmmaker. “I think that having studied with him — and having studied Buddhism, period, not just with Trungpa — gave me a lot of confidence in staying with the truth as I see it and as I can understand it. Being better at seeing what has energy and what is drained of energy. American films are incredibly ‘in your face,’ and that’s what I mean by energy: understanding what’s going on and being able to meet that energy with a camera and bring it to life.

That’s kind of what he taught me.” Naropa — which was the first Buddhist institute in the Western Hemisphere when Trungpa brought people like Ram Dass, Allen Ginsberg, William Burroughs and Anne Waldman together to create it — plays a key role in Crazy Wisdom, and the insider’s look at the school’s early history the film presents is captivating. A guru who scorned religion as inherently mindless, Trungpa was intent on East and West conflicting with each other — making “sparks fly” — and urging eager (and often confused) students to find themselves rather than follow him. Grappling after spirituality is dumb, he says in the film, and at one point in the early days, Trungpa toyed with all the hippies in Boulder by inviting them to his home and asking them to bring their marijuana. “We are burning self-deception,” he chanted over and over as every speck of dope was destroyed in his fireplace. The Naropa faculty should be so bold today. Still, the outrageous behavior Trungpa chose not to hide — becoming paralyzed in a reckless car crash, marrying a 16-year-old American girl, sleeping with students and teachers at Naropa and repeatedly

appearing drunk in public — makes him a polarizing figure even now. Buddhist historian Rick Fields once wrote that Trungpa “caused more trouble, and did more good, than anyone I’ll ever know.” While it’s true that excess kills, one has to wonder what it was like to be a religious figure caught between a Western world that wanted a “pet guru” and a motherland, Tibet, that wanted Trungpa to be a robed elitist. Near the end of Crazy Wisdom, the title of which comes from the Naropa founder’s mantra that it’s perilous to have your feet too firmly planted in the material or spiritual worlds, Trungpa’s son has the final word on his father’s legacy. “Either he was crazy, or he was ‘crazy wisdom,’ and there was something amazing about him,” he says. Demetrakas is more conclusive about the legacy of Trungpa, who died of alcohol-related causes at the early age of 48. “You know, we’re all going to die. Trungpa can’t live forever. He had to go on, to move on, and his particular extraordinary style … you can’t make that happen again. That’s who he was, and I was lucky enough to spend some time with him.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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wasn’t the class clown.” He said, on Bostwick, the Boulder “Class clowns do this,” and he turned International Film Festival’s to me and very strongly said, “You’re executive producer of special an asshole!” And when he did that, I events, grew up in Maryland thought to myself, “Excellent.” and then lived in Boston, Because that tells me he’s very comwhere he went to college, for about fortable with me. So we went on, and 20 years. But he’s been living in then another time came when he had Boulder for about a dozen years now BIFF’S RON BOSTWICK ON WHAT IT TAKES TO the opportunity to turn to me and say and can’t imagine living anywhere INTERVIEW CHEVY CHASE BY ADAM PERRY what you said. And at first I was a litelse. Bostwick, who has been getting tle taken aback, but I noticed that “Man, you look like Jeff Bridges!” after he said [“Can I piss in your mouth?”] to me and Boulder Weekly: Walk us through that moment comments since Starman — and moreso since The turned to the audience, because the audience was at the 2009 BIFF when Chevy Chase was given an Big Lebowski — describes his occupation as “freelance laughing, he just gave me a quick check to see my award, sat down next to you in front of a sold-out event coordinator.” He worked at KBCO until a few reaction. And because I was laughing, he knew that Boulder Theater, listened to what you had to say, and years ago, and now the long-haired, enthusiastic prohe and I were gonna work well together. … motions guru has found his passion doing live interBW: Have you had any interviews that completeRon Bostwick: I feel like you’re going somewhere views for BIFF. ly bombed? specific with this. Onstage, Bostwick is a pro — sort of a mixture of RB: No, I don’t think so. And I say that because BW: He responded to your first question by askJames Lipton (of Inside the Actor’s Studio), Dick I’ve pretty much been ready for all of the interviews ing, “Can I piss in your mouth?” Cavett and Bridges’ “The Dude.” Two years ago at that I’ve done, and not just the “tribute” interviews RB: That was the second thing he said to me. the Boulder Theater in front of a packed, dressed-tothe-nines Boulder Theater crowd during BIFF’s gala One of my early questions to him was about him see INTERVIEWER Page 16 being a class clown, and he stopped me and said, “I ceremony, Bostwick was also comedic fodder.

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but also the post-film interviews for BIFF. I watch all of the films in advance. I do some kind of research on all of the issues so that I can speak knowledgeably. For instance, two years ago we had a film about the monks in Burma protesting the conditions there, and onstage afterwards we had a Boulder resident who was a former Burmese princess from 50 years ago who lives here. Before that night, not only had I seen the film twice, but I did my research on who this woman is and the life that she led. So that interview went well because I totally knew my subject. BW: How did you get involved with BIFF? RB: Well, I was very fortunate that for the last year of my tenure at KBCO I was the promotions director. [BIFF founders] Kathy and Robin [Beeck] came to me, and I cut the promotions deal for KBCO to be the radio sponsor [for BIFF]. We really hit it off because I’m a film fan; I’ve held an Oscars contest for 20 years. When I left KBCO they came to me and asked if I would help with some projects that they were doing for BIFF. And I’ve just worked for them every year ever since, for five years now. BW: Is it essentially the same process every year? RB: Well, it can’t be exactly the same, although there are some commonalities year after year. We, as a committee, sit down in the summertime and say, “Who would we like to come? Who fits what BIFF is about?” And we look at a number of different people, and we don’t always get our first choice, because these people are very busy. But once those people are chosen and we know they’re coming, that’s when I start doing my research of watching their films, reading what I can, finding things on YouTube, find-

ing other interviews online, and trying to know as much about the person, their work and their life, and who they are, as I can. I look at my job sitting on that stage in two ways: I want to walk that line of making it entertaining but informative. And I try to make that person [I’m interviewing] comfortable by creating a respectful video that we show beforehand, but also by knowing as much as I can about them so that they see that I’ve done the homework to be ready to talk about whatever they want to talk about. BW: What’s exciting for you about this year? RB: When people ask me what I want to do when I grow up, I tell them I want to have Charlie Rose’s job, and I feel like I already do, because of BIFF. I feel like this year will be another Charlie Rose weekend for me, because I get to interview James Franco eight days before he hosts the Oscars; Oliver Stone, who arguably is one of the top 10 American film directors of all time; and also the producer and director of our opening-night film, a documentary about the Troubador club in Los Angeles. Being a music fan since the ’60s, to be able to sit with these guys and talk about music and about film — my two biggest loves — is huge for me. But then, Sunday afternoon I get to be what I think might be a highlight of my life, where I’ll do the postfilm Q-and-A with [U.S. Rep.] John Lewis, after the film Freedom Riders. As a kid who grew up outside of Washington, D.C., reading the Washington Post every day, and remembers Martin Luther King being killed, it’s a big deal. It’s an honor for me to sit with Rep. Lewis. To think of these four days, of who I will sit and talk to, it makes me feel like I already am Charlie Rose. Just in Colorado. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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Get your chill on The Nederland Area Chamber of Commerce will host the 10th Annual Frozen Dead Guy Days on the weekend of March 4-6. A wild and wacky celebration of all things dead, frozen and frigidly fun, Frozen Dead Guy Days has won the Governor’s Award for Best Promotional Event in Colorado and the Reader’s Digest Top Five Winter Festivals in the United States. This year’s festival promises to be the biggest yet, with more events, sponsors and cold craziness. “The crowds and coverage of last year’s festival means that this year’s activities will draw people throughout the world who are intrigued by our small town, Grandpa Bredo, competition in the cold, and plain silliness,” says Nederland Area Chamber of Commerce President Blue Hessner. Events take place from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily, and you can find the full schedule at www.nederlandchamber. org. The festival includes contests, events and musical entertainment. The Blue Ball and Coffin Races are the most popular attractions. The festival was founded as a tribute to Grandpa Bredo Morstoel from Norway. After his death due to a heart condition in 1989, his daughter and grandson packed him in dry ice and shipped him to a U.S. cryonics facility for eventual reanimation. In 1993, they moved Grandpa to Nederland in hopes of starting their own cryonic facility. Now, 21 years later, he is still sheltered in a Tuff Shed, where dry ice keeps him frozen and preserved. For more information, visit www. nederlandchamber.org or email fdgd@ nederlandchamber.org. BoCo Loco bike ride Spring into shape for a great cause! The Boulder Community Hospital Foundation and the Justin Parker Neurological Institute will host an inaugural fundraising spring bike ride on Sunday, May 15, with open start times from 6:30 to 8 a.m. The BoCo Loco Bike Bash ride will start and finish at the Gerald Stazio Softball Fields off of Valmont Road, near 55th Street, in Boulder. Participants can choose from four courses, ranging from 30 to 100 miles, and the event will end with an expo party from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Stazio Fields. Western Disposal Services Boulder Weekly

will support this zero-waste event. Early registration is open through March 31, and registration is open through May 12. The ride is limited to 800 riders. Proceeds from the BoCo Loco will benefit the Justin Parker Neurological Institute and the Boulder Community Hospital Foundation.For more information, visit www.bocoloco.org. IPWA open house on pine beetles The Indian Peaks Wilderness Alliance is hosting its annual Open House and Winter Lecture, featuring Jeff Mitton of the University of Colorado department of ecology and evolutionary biology and IPWA 2010 scholarship recipient Scott Ferrenberg. They will explain Colorado’s pine beetle epidemic and share research findings on increased reproduction of the pine beetle. The event will be held Monday, March 14 at 7 p.m. at the Forest Service Office, 2140 Yarmouth Ave., Boulder, and is free and open to the public. For more information, call 303-466-3255. Boulder Arts Commission awards first of new grants The Boulder Arts Commission has awarded the first round of its new Arts and Business Collaborative (ABC) grants. The grants are intended to promote partnerships among arts organizations and businesses or nonprofits to create innovative projects, while also creating significant economic benefit to the community. The Boulder International Film Festival, Governor’s Office of Creative Industries and Boulder Convention & Visitors’ Bureau received $25,000 for the DiMe (Digital Media) Symposium. The Colorado Shakespeare Festival, Baker Street Pub and Millennium Harvest House received $7,500 for Shakespeare a la Carte. The Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art and Downtown Boulder Inc. received $7,500 for the BMoCA Scavenger Hunt, an educational, exhibition-themed scavenger hunt played at the museum and throughout downtown Boulder. For more information about the Boulder Arts Commission, contact staff liaison Greg Ravenwood at ravenwoodg@boulderlibrary.org, or call 303441-4113. Grant applications are available online at www.artsresource.org.

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ransition Colorado is the reorganized, combined version of nonprofits Transition Boulder and Boulder County Going Local. Got that? Well, all you have to know is that the new mission is a modern twist on “Think globally, act locally.” Transition Colorado puts that kind of thinking into action in a number of ways. The latest will be a weekend conference on growing and sustaining the local economy, Feb. 25-27, at the Millennium Harvest Hotel in Boulder. The focus here will be on stoking “food localization as economic development,” an expansion of the organization’s ongoing EAT LOCAL! campaign. “If we can increase local food production as much as possible, it will mean new jobs, new economic activity,” says Michael Brownlee, co-founder of Transition Colorado. “It’s an area of production that our economists and government are not regarding as economic development.” And that is odd, because we all need to eat. And no matter what we eat, for most of us it means a lot of people are needed to get it from the field to our tables, even when close to home. When you boost the number of those jobs within the community, it boosts the local economy. “More than $700 million is spent annually on food in Boulder County,” says Brownlee. “Less than 1 percent of that is spent on what is locally produced. “Our goal, what we call the 10 percent Local Food Shift Challenge and Pledge, is to be able to devote about 10 percent of our food budget on locally produced food.” (The food expenditure information is based on a 2009 study for Colorado State University, using 2007 Agriculture Census data done by Ken Meter for the Crossroads Boulder Weekly

Resource Center in Minneapolis, Minn., www.crcworks.org). The conference will begin with the showing of a documentary on bringing economic empowerment home, “The Economics of Happiness,” Feb. 25 at 7 p.m., Unity of Boulder, 2855 Folsom St. General admission is $5. The rest of the weekend’s activities will be given over to special speakers and discussions on putting ideas into action. The theme on Feb. 26 will be Bringing the Economy Home, with morning keynote speaker Nicole Foss, co-author of the blog “The Automatic Earth.” Foss runs the Agri-Energy Producers’ Association of Ontario, and has an extensive background in energy and finance. Afternoon keynote speakers will be Michael Shuman of the Business Alliance for Local Living Economies, Woody Tasch, founder of Slow Money, and Brownlee. The second full day of the conference will focus on bringing community producers and movers of our local foodshed together for practical brainstorming. The entire conference costs $50 in advance, $60 at the door — but don’t let the cost hold you back. “We’ll have student discounts and scholarships,” says Brownlee. “Call Transition Colorado’s office if you really want to attend but can’t afford it.” For more information on Transition Colorado, call 303-4941521 or visit www.bouldercountygoinglocal.com. Also check out The Automatic Earth at http://theauto maticearth.blogspot.com, the Business Alliance for Local Living Economies at www.livingecono mies.org and Slow Money at http:// www.slowmoney.org. Know of something going on of environmental/sustainable/organic interest? E-mail us at editorial@boulderweekly.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly. com

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Can’t-miss events for the upcoming week

Cage the Elephant plays the Boulder Theater on Monday.

Thursday, Feb. 17

Supernovae: The Death of Stars with Dr. Dick McCray — One of the most catastrophic and dramatic events of the cosmos explained in mind-numbing detail. 7:30 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, CU campus, 303-492-5001.

Friday, Feb. 18

Avant garde pop

atomi Matsuzaki, a Japanese-born, self-taught musician who moved to San Francisco from Tokyo in 1996, highlights the avant indie-rock of Deerhoof with her childlike vocals and thunderous bass guitar. From the simultaneous irreverence, innocence and brilliance of Matsuzaki’s lyrics, you’d think the tiny frontwoman would have a lot to say on stage. However, drummer Greg Saunier hilariously emerges from behind his sparse drumkit after nearly every song Deerhoof performs, towering over Matsuzaki’s microphone to tell straight-faced jokes while she giggles beside him. There’s no method to the routine beyond expediency, according to Matsuzaki. “Greg is speaking for me while I am taking a break from singing between songs,” she says. “Why not drummer speaks? Greg actually doesn’t like to talk on stage but we encourage him. We think his speech is funny!” Not unlike rock fans unable to warm to Sonic Youth and the Velvet Underground, some consider noise the only meth-

od to Deerhoof ’s magical madness. Based in Oakland, the cult sensation actually debuted as a duo in 1995, with the Oberlin-educated virtuoso Saunier convulsively drumming and since-departed Rob Fisk playing bass. Through wild experimentation, intense practice and heavy touring over 15 years and 10 albums, Deerhoof has evolved into one of the most interesting bands in American popular music. Offend Maggie (2008), Deerhoof ’s triumphant return to life as a dual-guitar quintet, saw the band’s art-rock beginnings come full circle with Matsuzaki’s adorably creative lyrics — alternated between English and Japanese — tempered by 12-string psychedelia and Saunier’s spastic drums. Unlike the stripped-down and playful bomp of 2006’s Friend Opportunity — which suffered from the loss of second guitarist Chris Cohen — Offend Maggie’s enjoyable depth again proved Deerhoof worthy of the big-time opening slots the band was given by Radiohead

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Stepping Out 2011 — Boulder Ballet presents a diverse program of dance, 8 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-444-7328.

Saturday, Feb. 19

Tango Among Friends — Social drop-in tango class. 1 p.m. Pearl Street Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder. www.Tango AmongFriends.net.

Sunday, Feb. 20

Free Open House — Meditate your way away from spiritual ego. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190.

Monday, Feb. 21

Cage the Elephant — Catchy indie-pop, in case you haven’t had enough. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

Tuesday, Feb. 22

Meet the Artists: Seth Wulsin, Laleh Mehran and Christopher Coleman — 6 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282.

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and the Flaming Lips a few years ago. Deerhoof has always been ambitious, Matsuzaki says the band was happy but Deerhoof vs. Evil presents perhaps the to return to its customary two-guitar for- band’s most surprising experiment thus mat by bringing along Ed Rodriguez, an far: an LP chock full of pop music. Here old friend of longtime Deerhoof guitarist and there on previous albums, the group John Dieterich. has taken detours into soft-hearted pas“[Now] we have to feed one more sages of pleasant oddity — between person — ugh,” Matsuzaki says. “Just bursts of fuzzed-out dementia — but kidding. It’s good to have Ed in the Deerhoof vs. Evil tracks such as “Behold a band. He is easygoing and can play anyMarvel in the Darkness” (with its “What thing. Funny too! is this thing called love?” refrain) and the “Musically, of course, better than wholesome classical-guitar-driven “No three-piece, especially since Deerhoof One Asked to Dance” are unambiguously writes songs that adorable. have thick harmonies. Even more On the Bill: Deerhoof plays the Marquis Not possible to play startling, Saunier Theater on Monday, Feb. 21. them live without — who has strugShow starts at 7 p.m. Ben Butler more fingers and one gled with and Mousepad, Nervous Cop, Lil Slugger open. Tickets are $15. more brain to throw Tourette’s syn2009 Larimer St., Denver, 303ideas.” drome and is 292-0805 The foursome is known for his unpredictable excited about its creKeith Moon-esque rhythms — spends ative new release, Deerhoof vs. Evil, which much of Deerhoof vs. Evil doing his best Matsuzaki described to me just before it impression of Roots drummer ?uestlove. dropped on Jan. 25. “Lots of rhythmic variations, layers of That’s not to say the LP is remotely boring — its combination of peculiar instrucolorful sounds and danceable album!” mentation, thick beats, ’80s charisma and she says excitedly. “You can play it at Matzusaki’s fresh-faced lyrics could make home party.” it the group’s breakout release. Plus, True, an exceptional portion of the Deerhoof is bombastic and irresistible as album is playfully danceable, and the ever in concert, and experimentation lies upbeat “Superduper Rescue Heads!” at the heart of their mission. could surely highlight any blockbuster Over the years Deerhoof has made super-hero film, but that’s not the whole headlines with quirky stunts, like releasstory.

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ing sheet music for Offend Maggie’s “Fresh Born” prior to the album’s release, urging fans to record their own versions of the song before they’d heard Deerhoof ’s. But the most memorable Deerhoof stunt wasn’t even the band’s own idea. Milk Man, a ballet/performance/concert conceived and performed by children and teachers at the North Haven Community School in the fall of 2006, juxtaposed the Who-meets-Sonic Youth music of Deerhoof ’s acclaimed 2004 album Milk Man with kiddie performance art. Although Matsuzaki’s truly surreal lyrics — such as “Milk Man smiles to you ‘Hi’ in a nude / this banana stuck in my arms, oh my love” — don’t necessarily seem like a fit for elementaryage kids, Deerhoof attended the show and loved it. “The Milk Man ballet idea came from the teacher,” Matsuzaki says. “She orchestrated other teachers and some students to play the Milk Man album. She made it sound like the real album. Their arrangements sounded real similar to [how] we sounded in the album. Impressed! 3- to 10-year-old kids danced with surreal movement with balloons and funny props. Singing together was so cute!” Videos of the performance are available online, and the sheer weirdness of the spectacle makes viewing it worthwhile. As

for Deerhoof ’s own shows, eccentricity is always matched with serious musicianship and rampant fun, creating a wholesome, interesting and loud night out. Lately, Deerhoof has transitioned to supporting bands like Radiohead at huge venues to pleasantly packing smaller clubs and theaters such as the Marquis, where the group plays Monday. “It’s hard sound-wise to play in small places,” Matsuzaki says, “but I like intimacy aspect of small shows. Audiences seem more like friends in that situation. Hey you all, come to my party!” Every Deerhoof concert is a party. Last year the group performed with Yoko Ono in Oakland and played Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures album in its entirety onstage in Austria with Xiu Xiu. Like fans of Phish, Deerhoof faithful know something unexpected and special will happen at every one of the band’s gigs. There’s simply no way to describe what this artful, eccentric Bay Area quartet — which has influenced everyone from Of Montreal to Sufjan Stevens — does without seeing it live. Not unlike Ween, Deerhoof ’s albums are exercises in mad genius, suddenly and strangely switching styles from track to track — but the band’s concerts feature multitudes of head-bopping rock ’n’ roll energy. And one laugh-inducing drummer. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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The Catch plays through Feb. 26 at the Denver Center, 1101 13th St. in Denver. Tickets are $10-$57. For tickets or information, call 303-893-4100, or visit www.denvercenter.org.

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‘The Catch’ gets a hold of one and knocks the cover off by Gary Zeidner

o you enjoy plays or musicals (Sure, we all do!) but can never convince your husband, wife, lover, son, daughter, friend, co-worker or mail delivery person to join you for a show? Well, if that husband, wife, lover, son, daughter, friend, co-worker or mail delivery person is a baseball fan, you may finally be in luck because The Catch could be just the ticket for you. As both a theatre lover and sports fan, I was thrilled when I first learned that the Denver Center Theatre Company was presenting the world premier of a play revolving around baseball. Though I was unfamiliar with playwright Ken Weitzman’s other works, which include The As If Body Loop and Arrangements, the description of The Catch immediately piqued my interest. A down-on-his-luck businessman decides to turn his life around by catching — then selling — the home run record-breaking ball. Perhaps it was my sorrow at the advent of yet another Dark Time, the time between the end of one NFL season and the beginning of the next, or maybe it was the euphoria of knowing that pitchers and catchers were reporting to spring training, but it felt a little like opening day when I entered the mini-stadium-like confines of the Space Theatre to see The Catch. Apparently, I was not alone in my anticipation of another MLB season, for I saw not one but two different people sporting actual baseball jerseys in the “stands” that night. In hindsight, I’m a little surprised no one brought his or her mitt. While it is certainly not the only — or even the first — play ever written about baseball, more than any other such production I have seen, The Catch balances the artistic and the athletic outstandingly. All the characters present as real, flesh and blood human beings rather than theatrical constructs. The protago-

nist, Gary Zipnik (Ian Merrill Peakes), has watched his dot-com business go belly up and his marriage disintegrate. Despite these rather significant setbacks, he maintains an indefatigable optimism, but rather than turning into a one-dimensional Pollyanna, Gary remains conflicted and scared despite being hopeful that everything will work out in the end. Gary’s father, Sid (Mike Hartman), is a sweettoothed diabetic visiting kooky California from stolid Chicago. A gruff, no-nonsense man, Sid is equally genuine when he berates Gary for his pie-in-the-sky

plan and, later, when he throws all of his support behind the effort. Though afforded less stage time, Gary’s rival for the record-breaking baseball, Michael Nomura (Pun Bandhu), and Michael’s mother, Ruth (Wai-Ching Ho), are also fully realized. With just a few exchanges, the depth and breadth of their relationship is made abundantly clear. The baseball player poised to deliver the epic dinger, Darryl Love (Nicoye Banks), swaggers like a superstar, while providing essential commentary on the ever-evolving nature of America’s pastime. Credit Weitzman with creating these exceedingly plausible characters and giving them credible things to do and say, but Mr. Weitzman’s world premier benefits immeasurably from the acting talent involved. Denver Center Theatre Company veteran Hartman kills it as Sid Zipnik. He has the entire audience reeling with laughter time and time again. Peakes gives us a Gary full of manic energy and driven by an unstated but undeniable fear of failure. Bandhu plays Michael with the reserve required by the part, and as his mother, Ho steals nearly every one of her few scenes. As Love, Banks exudes movie star charisma while tackling a deceivingly complicated role. Of the major American sports, I would argue that baseball remains the purest. After all, it is the only sport without a clock and that cannot end in a tie. Baseball games take as long as they take, and they are played until one team wins. As pure as baseball is, it is not immune to scandal, as both gambling and steroids have proven in the past. Baseball, like the lucky few who play it professionally and the countless many who follow it avidly each season, is a unique, flawed, brilliant thing, and in that it shares a great deal with The Catch. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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ani Filth, frontman of Cradle Of Filth, made himself a promise after writing the latest in a series of concept albums with the group’s 2008 CD, Godspeed on the Devil’s Thunder. “I did swear blind on the last record that that would be the last concept record for some while,” Filth says. But that promise didn’t last even one album. The new Cradle Of Filth CD, Darkly, Darkly Venus Aversa, is once again a concept album, with a story based around Lilith, the first wife of Adam (before Eve), who according to mythology embraced a demonesque life filled with lust and sin. Filth says he wasn’t planning to write another concept album, but that changed when he started writing the lyrics. “I was struggling with the whole idea about what to do the whole album about,” Filth says. “And then one night I sat down with the nucleus of the album, the sort of starting block of about three or four songs, and played them back to back. I drank some wine and really got into the whole feel of it. Maybe it was the autumn air, I don’t know, but there was something about it that was quite magical. “It just suggested this idea of Lilith,” he says. “Lilith has been a character that has sort of stood in the shadows behind the band for some while. I mean, we’ve always been interested in the powerful female archetype. And Lilith is probably the ultimate. … Because of that, I thought we could place her in history.” As much as Filth realized he was once again traveling down the concept album road, he did not entirely forsake one of the key reasons he initially wanted to make the next Cradle of Filth CD be a collection of songs. He felt that on other theme albums, individual

songs often didn’t get appreciated outside of the context of the full CD. With Darkly, Darkly Venus Aversa, he feels each song stands on its own merits. “If people want to just download it and listen to it in completely the wrong order or mixed up, they can enjoy each song for what it actually is, a heavy metal song,” Filth says. “[Then] there’s another side of the coin where people can immerse themselves further. The story runs concurrently from A to B, and it’s very cinematic.” Musically, Darkly, Darkly Venus Aversa retains the signature elements that Cradle Of Filth has developed over the course of nine CDs since the band from Suffolk, England, came on the scene with the 1994 album The Principle of Evil Made Flesh. As usual, the CD fuses gnarly extreme metal and symphonic elements. Filth screams (and occasionally sings) his way through a thick wall of guitars, piledriving drums and bits of orchestration that give the songs melodic dimension and some gothic overtones. But Filth feels the new CD stands out within the catalog because of a collection of subtle refinements that the band achieved in the making of the CD. “There are a lot of little things that all add up to a bigger picture, whether it’s different vocal techniques

— and there a lot of them on the album — different passages, more fluent keyboards, more symphonic, more rhythmic, more guitar solos,” he says. The new CD also marks the start of a new era on a business level, as Cradle Of Filth has left Roadrunner Records for the English label Peaceville Records, with a distribution deal for United States through Nuclear Blast Records. Filth felt Roadrunner wasn’t the right fit for the group anymore. “I’m not going to speak shit about Roadrunner at all. We enjoyed our alliance together,” Filth says. “But toward the back end of our time there, and especially around the Godspeed album, I personally think that [CD] wasn’t handled very well. … They wanted something commercial. I mean, Cradle Of Filth, some people call us very commercial, but we’re not a resident in the top of the charts in America, the ‘Billboard’ charts, and probably never will be because we’re too extreme. “Now at Peaceville, we feel like a bigger fish in a smaller, more creative pond,” he says. “They’ve got a lot of really good ideas because they want to push the band because they know it’s going to work, which is good.” The band has started the touring cycle for Darkly, Darkly Venus Aversa, and is now bringing its tour to the United States. Fans can expect a visually stimulating show that covers the group’s entire career. “We’ve actually crafted several set lists in order to satisfy everybody,” Filth says. “In some states, you know, particularly around Orange County [California] and Las Vegas, it’s not uncommon to see the same person at two shows, and especially in Europe. So the whole purpose of having multiple set lists is so we don’t play the same thing from night to night too close together.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Hilary Hahn and Valentina Lisitsa play Macky Auditorium on Monday, Feb. 21. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Tickets start at $11. For more info, visit http://cupresents.org/default/ index.cfm/box-office. 1595 Pleasant St., 303-492-8423.

New program, old favorites Hilary Hahn waltzes into Macky

ilary Hahn wanted to be a river guide. “Oh, yeah. I’ve had many alternate careers in my mind,” says the Grammy-winning violinist. But even though she will be in Colorado next week, don’t look for her on Clear Creek or the Arkansas River — not now nor next summer. “I love white-water rafting,” Hahn says. “I seriously thought that would be a fun thing to do, but then I realized ... ‘Mmm. I’m not sure if I could deal with a dislocated shoulder.’ ... I guess if I weren’t playing, I would enjoy it very much.” So instead of leading a river trip, you will find Hahn playing a recital with pianist Valentina Lisitsa at 7:30 p.m. next Monday in Boulder’s Macky Auditorium. It may not be whitewater rafting, but the program is plenty adventurous in its own way. “I try not to have a formula when I do a recital program,” Hahn says. “I come up with a few things that we want to do and try to find a way to put them together musically with other things that are interesting as well.” Since Hahn has very wide-ranging tastes, “interesting” usually turns out to be an understatement. Her current touring program includes such staples of the violinist’s repertoire as Tartini’s Variations on a Theme of Corelli, J.S. Bach’s B minor Partita for solo violin and Beethoven’s Spring Sonata in F major, op. 24. But with these evergreens she will play two littleknown American works from the early 20th century: the Sonata No. 4 by the Americana iconoclast Charles Ives, subtitled Children’s Day at the Camp Meeting; and even further outside the experience of most concertgoers, the Sonata No. 1 of George Antheil, who famously titled his autobiography The Bad Boy of

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Music. Ives’ music has attained enough respectability to be played from time to time, but few if any in Hahn’s audience will ever have heard a single note by Antheil performed live. But Hahn, who plays just about everything she can get her hands on, had already encountered Antheil’s four sonatas when she was a teenager. “I had thought about programming an Antheil sonata a long time ago,” she says. “I revisited the idea because I read Antheil’s autobiography. ... I was curious to listen to the sonatas again and see what I thought of them, and the one that I wanted to hear was this one. “It’s a fantastic sonata. The piece is like rock ’n’ roll minimalism, and yet neither one of those had really taken off at that time. It’s very, very contagious music.” What is Hahn’s advice for listeners encountering Antheil’s music for the first time? “I think you just listen,” she says. “With any piece,

you’re going to have a very different experience from anyone who would describe it to you. So you listen and see what strikes you, and there’s no wrong impression.” While the Antheil will be new to the audience, the Beethoven Spring Sonata, familiar as it is, will be new to Hahn’s repertoire. “The Spring Sonata is something I used to read when I was in school. ... I didn’t wind up performing it for whatever reason, so I just learned that one last year. So ... it’s also brand new to me.” Sometimes, Hahn says, “It’s harder to learn something that you know by ear at least, because you have to undo everything you think you know and actually learn stuff from the ground up. It’s easy to coast through thinking that you’re doing what you hear in your ear, but that’s not coming across. You have to really listen to what you’re doing.” On the other hand, Hahn is quick to note that pieces that are completely new to a performer — like the Antheil — offer a different kind of challenge. “I find it very challenging to work with something brand new, because you’re starting from scratch, but it’s a very, very, very, big realm of possibilities. … If you’ve never heard it you can go in any direction, and anything is fine. Where do you start? “It’s like that blank page and writers’ block. It’s never easy.” Clearly, Hahn relishes both challenges. As she is doing on the current tour, she consistently programs pieces that are part of the established repertoire — think Bach and Beethoven in this case — and pieces that have to be considered unknowns for her audience — Antheil and likely Ives. In either case, her advice is probably best: just listen. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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music Ash Ganley Duo. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Bluegrass Pick — With Martin Gilmore. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Catfish Kray. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Chris Kroger Jazz. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Danny Shafer. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Dore Taylor. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Frogs Gone Fishing. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Jarrad Menard Band. 9:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Josh Quinlan. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Juno What?! 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Live Jazz with George Nelson. 6:30 p.m. Carelli’s Italian Restaurant, 645 30th St., Boulder, 303-938-9300. Mortimer. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m. The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Sammy Dee. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Thursday Night Bluegrass Pick. 9:30 p.m. First Street Pub, 35 E. First St., Nederland, 303258-0782.

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7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Boulder International Film Festival. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303786-7030. Through Feb. 20. Boulder Wordpress Meetup. 7 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-8750276. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www. flamenco-boulder.com. Introduction to HTML. 6-9 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303875-0276. Q’s Food & Wine Series Presents: A Celebration of Heritage and Merit. 6:30

events 3rd Thursday Interactive Meetup. 5-6:30 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Beginning Flamenco Dance. 6:15-7:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-

p.m. Q’s Restaurant, Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Train Your Mind: The Mental Aspect of Triathlons — Proceeds benefit Boulder Parks & Recreation Department. 7:30 p.m. East Boulder Recreation Center, 5660 Sioux Dr., Boulder, 303-441-4400.

Friday, Feb. 18

music 2:10 Special. 5 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Acoustic Open Mic. 7-9 p.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345. Back to the Woods. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S.

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Boulder/Denver Area An Instinct Toward Life — Sculptures by Dario Robleto. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303298-7554. Through May 15. Bloodlines — Paintings by Hermann Nitsch. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through May 29. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft — Drawings by Marc Brandenburg. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Feb. 20. Western Horizons: Landscapes

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from the Contemporary Realism Collection — By various artists. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Aug. 28. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Oil paintings by Lair. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Feb. 28. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Art by Paula Gillen. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through March 31. Notes from a Quiet Life —

Photographs by Robert Benjamin. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through May 29. Orphan Paintings — Russian avantgarde paintings by various artists. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303298-7554. Piece Work — Sculptures by Allison Smith. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through May 29. Running the Numbers: Portraits of Mass Consumption — Photographs by Chris Jordan. BioLounge, CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892.

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Sat Feb 19 • Doors 7pm, Show 8pm

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Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Daniella Katzir. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-939-9900. Dechen Hawk. 9:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. DJ Maestro. 10 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Halden Wofford & The Hi-Beams. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Happy Hour Tunes With The Drifter Band. 4 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. The Hollyfelds. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. The Indulgers. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Jubal and the Rude Boys. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Julio Perez, Mute Man’s Mic, Wheelchair Sports Camp. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Kamera,Vandelay Industries. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Laurence Juber & Peppino D’Agostino. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. Max Wagner. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Music on the Mezz — With Scott Martin Trio. 5 p.m. Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Open Space — Student dance concert. 7:30 p.m. University Theatre Building, CU campus, 303-492-8181. Phil Norman. 5 p.m. Folsom Street Coffee, 1795 Folsom St., Boulder, 303-440-8808. Raising Cain. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Ramaya. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Shipless Blues Cruise. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Soja. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder,

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Camelot. The Jesters Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. Through April 17. Crime & Punishment. Presented by Boulder Ensemble Theatre Company. Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Through March 5. Don’t Dress for Dinner. Miners Alley Playhouse, 1224 Washington Ave., Golden, 303-935-3044. Through Feb. 27.

303-443-3399. Stray Grass. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Words In Flight. 9 p.m. Johnny’s Cigar Bar, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0884.

events Adobe Photoshop: Compositing and Montaging. 10 a.m to 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Boulder International Film Festival. 10 a.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. Through Feb. 20. Laser: Muse. 9:30 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, CU campus, 303-492-5001. Laser: Smashing Pumpkins. 10:45 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, CU campus, 303-492-5001. Morning Glory. 9 p.m. Chemistry 140, CU campus, 303-492-7704. Mother: Caring Our Way Out of the Population Dilemma — Part of the Boulder International Film Festival. 10 a.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Longmont Tutoring Club Open House. 5-8 p.m. 1445 Nelson Rd., Longmont, 303-651-

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words Friday, Feb. 18 W. Dale Nelson’s The Imprint of Alan Swallow: Quality Publishing in the West. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Saturday, Feb. 19 Peter Hessler’s Country Driving: A Chinese Road Trip. 5:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Monday, Feb. 21 Brian Greene’s The Hidden Reality. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 1628 16th St., Denver, 303436-1070. “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Tuesday, Feb. 22 Active Minds Lecture: Saudi Arabia. 5:30 p.m. Tattered Cover Bookstore, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.

Hello Dolly! Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Through Feb. 26. The Philanderer. Presented by Upstart Crow Theatre Co. Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Through March 5. Rent — Presented by CU Theatre & Dance. University Theatre Building, CU campus, 303-492-8181. Through Feb. 27.

0800. Salsa Dancing. 10:30 p.m. Trattoria on Pearl, 1430 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-544-0008. Stepping Out 2011 — Presented by Boulder Ballet. 8 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-4447328.

Saturday, Feb. 19

music Bonnie & The Clydes. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. D Note’s 8th Anniversary Party — With Angie Stevens and Coral Thief. 8 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Erik the Viking. 4:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. Greybeard. 7:30 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. The Grant Farm. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Hillbilly Inferno. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Jack Hadley Band. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Kathy Mattea. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Koffi Toudji. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Magnolia Row. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Mountain Standard Time —With Todd Sheaffer and John Skehan. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Notes & Oats Musical Breakfast — With The Drifter Band. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-4435108. Open Space — Student dance concert. 7:30 p.m. University Theatre Building, CU campus, 303-492-8181. O-Tone Brass Band. 4 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Richie Furay. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Rwanda Fundraiser. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul

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Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303443-5108. Shipless Blues Cruise Featuring Ron Thompson & More. 3:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. Steve Thurston. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475.

events Adobe Dreamweaver Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Space Storm. 2 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, CU campus, 303-492-5001. Stepping Out 2011 — Presented by Boulder Ballet. 8 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-4447328. Tango Among Friends — Social drop-in tango class. 1 p.m. Pearl Street Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder. www.Tango AmongFriends.net.

Sunday, Feb. 20

events Cornhole League. 6 p.m. Asher Brewing Co., 4699 Nautilus Court, Boulder, 303-530-1381. Preparing Digital Photos of Your Artwork for CaFE Calls for Entry. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-8750276. Video Production Transitions Certificate Program. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276.

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Fireweed. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Guest Recital — Esther Park, piano. 4:30 p.m. Grusin Music Hall, CU campus, 303-492-8008. Hamster Theater. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Mad Scientist Rock. 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. Chautauqua Association, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. Mellow Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Open Stage. 9 p.m. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-939-9900. Ostevetto. 6 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Shipless Blues Cruise Blues Jam with Ron Thompson Heavy Cats and Guests. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Stray Grass. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-4859400. Tiffany Christopher. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Travelin’ McCourys. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Wadirum. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

Concert for Kabul — With The Two of Us, and others. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Ugly Duckling. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. George Nelson. 7 p.m. Cuvée, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Jonina. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Open Mic — With Danny Shafer. 8 p.m./7 p.m. sign-up. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Super Sessions with Supercollider. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303440-4628. Zyzzyx Road. 8 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683.

events Breakfast at Tiffany’s. 7:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Stepping Out 2011 — Presented by Boulder Ballet. 2 p.m. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-4447328.

Monday, Feb. 21

music Artist Series — With Hilary Hahn, violin. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, CU campus, 303-4928008.

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Brad Goode Jazz Jam. 7 p.m. Caffè Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Cage the Elephant. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. DVS,VanZilla and Chadzilla. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. George Nelson Quartet. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-939-9900.

events Healing Space With Alan McAllister. 4-6 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Meet the Artists: Seth Wulsin, Laleh Mehran and Christopher Coleman. 6 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. Open Mic Poetry and Music — Hosted by Rob Geisen and Olatundji Akpo-Sani. 8 p.m. The No-Name Bar, 1325 Broadway, Boulder. The Panorama. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276.

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music The Clamdaddys Transcendental Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Jami Lynn. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Kort McCumber. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Longest Day of the Year. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-939-9900. Mockingbird. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

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Nelson Rangell. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Papadosio. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Pendulum New Music. 7:30 p.m. ATLAS Building, CU campus, 303-492-8008.

events Art for Lunch. 12:15-12:45 p.m. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Boulder Conversations with Extraordinary People — With Susan Solomon. 5:30 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-4423282. The Big Lebowski. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater,

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Friday, Feb. 18 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Saturday, Feb. 19 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. An Evening with Dennis Van Gerven — The Myth of Race: Then and Now. 7:30 p.m. Fiske Planetarium, CU campus, 303-492-5001. Hall Pass. 8 p.m. Chemistry 140, CU campus, 303-492-7704. Tig Notaro — With Left Right Tim. Old Main, CU campus, 303-492-7704. WordPress: Creating Image Galleries. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder,

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Kids’ Calendar Thursday, Feb. 17 So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Sunday, Feb. 20 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Monday, Feb. 21 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349. Twinkle Babies. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200.

Tuesday, Feb. 22 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Storytime for Children. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-441-3120. Tactile Tuesday. 9-11 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., Lafayette, 303604-2424. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Wednesday, Feb. 23 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 11 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007. Toddler Hour. 9 a.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., Lafayette, 303604-2424.

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prepped for the trail. As the passengers are loaded into the sleds, the dogs are nearly delirious with anticipation. Even the old, seasoned vets on the sled team wag their tails as the moment draws near. The younger pups are trembling with energy. Driving my team today is Sarah, daughter of Mountain Musher owner and founder Wally Glass. In her mid-20s, friendly and mountainpretty, when Sarah switches to “musher-mode” her voice resonates with confidence and authority. Our lead dogs Sassy and Shyka hang on her every command and for a moment the entire team is still. “Go Sassy! Go Shyka! Woof, woof, woof!” With an unexpected and powerful jolt, the team springs to action. Having secretly doubted the power of these seemingly undersized dogs, the speed and acceleration is quite a thrill. Snug and

bundled in the sled, I get a dog’s eye view of the powdered aspen trees as we cruise through alpine corridors. The team displays its true power as we hit an incline, where the dogs dig in and continue to muscle the sled under Sarah’s masterful commands. She eases the team into a more moderate pace as we top out into an exposed meadow. As we glide into the foothills, I learn more about Mountain Musher’s history from Sarah. Her father is an affable mountain man with a thick red beard and a twinkle in his eye, resembling a not-yet-of-age Santa Claus. After trying out dog sledding as a young man, he was hooked, and it wasn’t long before Wally placed mushing at the center of his universe. Critical of the harsher traditional mushing methods, Wally was detersee MUSHING Page 35

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The Bard via gnomes by Roger Moore

wo households, both alike in dignity / In fair Verona, where we lay our scene / From ancient grudge break to new mutiny.” And at about this point the gnome reciting the prologue to Romeo and Juliet is yanked off stage by a big Bugs Bunny hook. For this is no epic tale of woe, this romance of Juliet and her Gnomeo. Even if “the story you are about to see has been told before. A lot,” you’ve never seen it told like this. Gnomeo & Juliet is a daft, and generally deft, British animated re-telling of the star-crossed romance set in adjacent English backyard gardens and set to the music of Elton John (he and his Rocket Films produced it). And if it’s not an unerringly faithful adaptation of Shakespeare’s play, it still manages enough wit and charm to come off. Lady Blueberry (the voice of Maggie Smith) keeps her blue gnomes on her side of the garden fence. But Gnomeo ( James McAvoy) would rather be racing lawnmowers and chasing girls. Girl gnomes. The blue gnomes have long hated the red gnomes. Lord Redbrick (the voice of Michael Caine) has his daughter, Juliet (Emily Blunt) up on a pedestal — literally — and sputters malapropisms any time she fancies coming down to hang with the lads. “What is the meaning of all this constipation?” The hotheaded Tybalt ( Jason Statham, perfect) is the one who stirs things up the most. He cheats in the

lawnmower races and treats everything as a blood sport. Except there is no blood. When gnomes die, they’re shattered. Also, literally. Then Gnomeo spies fair Juliet, and you adults know the rest. Gnomeo is smitten, and Juliet? “Because I’m Red, I’m feelin’ blue.” Other voices include Ozzie Osborne, Julie Walters and Hulk Hogan. In this version of the romance, a goofy lovesick plastic flamingo ( Jim Cummings) is the friar, that one person sympathetic to star-crossed lovers. The funny sidekicks aren’t funny enough, save for the porcelain frog, Nannette (Ashley Jensen), who fills the role of Juliet’s nurse. “A Red and a Blue, it just can’t be. It’s DOOMED. That’s the best kind of romance!”

There is no Mercutio. But there is a Benvolio. Gnomeo’s cousin is named “Bennie,” as in “Bennie and the Jets.” That works because every so often — quite often — Elton John’s music, either the original “Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting” or an orchestration of it, slips in. If you can’t see how neatly “Your Song” fits into this story, you’re not remembering, “How wonderful life is, while you’re in the world.” The best scene in the movie summarizes, in a few quick strokes, a divorce (human, not gnome) set to Elton singing, “Love built this garden.” Kids will get a kick out of the gnome-fu fighting and lawnmower racing and such. And adults will grin at the bulldog, chased out of the yard with “Out! OUT, damned Spot!” Patrick Stewart voices a certain famous playwright as a statue in a nearby park; a moving company is named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Director and co-writer Kelly Asbury (“Shrek 2”) finds a few jokes and a few moments of heart, just enough to lift Gnomeo above most recent animated B-movies. But it’s a pity he didn’t err on the side of Shakespeare and not of Shrek. The pathos and wit of the Bard bests the sight gags and one-liners of the Big Green Ogre every time. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

A film of great scowling

ctors learn only by doing, and by getting in over their heads. In the heyday of the Hollywood studio era, often they’d do this while wearing extremely heavy battle garb, surrounded by extras yelling “Aarrrrrghhhh!” as they run toward the enemy. The Eagle recalls that heyday in fairly entertaining fashion, and a welcome paucity of computer-generated hordes. Set in 2nd century Roman Britain, a time and place of great scowling, the film stars ex-stripper and former model Channing Tatum as the warrior son of a warrior, a young man determined to venture north of Hadrian’s Wall with his Briton slave, where no Roman can survive without special screenplay dispensation. Object of the road trip: to retrieve the shining gold symbol of the far-reaching Roman Empire, the eagle statue, last carried into battle by Rome’s Ninth Legion. What became of the Ninth’s vanished 5,000 soldiers? Can the Roman warrior Marcus, portrayed by Tatum, trust his minion, Esca, played by Jamie Bell? Or will the slave slit the master’s throat first chance he gets, as Marcus’ wise old owl of an uncle (Donald Sutherland) predicts with such certainty? Good questions. Director Kevin Macdonald’s middleweight epic provides answers that, as performance Boulder Weekly

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evaluations phrase it, meet expectations. Macdonald made the documentary Touching the Void and the dramatic features The Last King of Scotland and State of Play, and he likes to keep his hand-held camera nice and close to the action. Cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle shoots on film here, as opposed to using the super-bright digital palettes he brought to 127 Hours and Slumdog Millionaire, the latter having won Mantle the Oscar. Different world, different story with The Eagle, which screenwriter Jeremy Brock adapted from Rosemary Sutcliff ’s 1954 young-adult novel The

Eagle of the Ninth. The idea is to immerse audiences in the grime and chaos of Marcus’ quest. The movie owes clear debts to Gladiator, though the producers also cite the Stanley Kramer drama The Defiant Ones as an inspiration. The Eagle becomes more interesting the further north it travels, and there’s an effective narrative switcheroo when Marcus and Esca trade roles to deceive the (fictionalized) native peoples of the Very, Very Far North, the “Seal People,” formidable warriors and trackers indeed. In this latter section of the story, Tatum’s performance momentarily acquires a spark. But too often in The Eagle, in which the Romans are played by American actors and the Britons are played by Brits, Tatum comes off like “second Roman warrior from the left” rather than “Roman warrior the film is about.” Star quality is an elusive commodity. I’m not sure Tatum has it. On the other hand, he’s one of the bright spots in the Vince Vaughn vehicle The Dilemma. So there’s hope. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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And Everything Is Going Fine provides an intimate portrait of master monologist Spalding Gray, as described by his most critical, irreverent and insightful biographer: Spalding Gray. Director Steven Soderbergh, who collaborated with Gray on Gray’s Anatomy, has sifted through rare and revealing footage to construct a riveting final monologue. At Muenzinger Auditorium. — Denver Film Society

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Based on Mordecai Richler’s prize-winning comic novel Barney’s Version is the warm, wise, and witty story of Barney Panofsky (Paul Giamatti), a seemingly ordinary man who lives an extraordinary life. A candid confessional, told from Barney’s point of view, the film spans four decades and two continents, taking us through the different “acts” of his unusual history. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres Beautiful Darling: The Life and Times of Candy Darling

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AMC Flatiron Crossing, 61 W. Flatiron Cir., Broomfield, 303-790-4262 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son FriWed: 11:40, 2:35, 5:20, 8:10, 10:50 Black Swan Thu: 2:30, 8:10 Fri-Wed: 6:55, 9:45 The Eagle Fri-Wed: 10:50, 1:50, 4:35, 7:20, 10:15 The Fighter Thu: 10:05 p.m. Gnomeo & Juliet Thu-Wed: 11:55, 2:15, 4:40, 6:45, 9:20 Green Hornet Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:25, 7:15 I Am Number Four Fri-Wed: 11:45, 2:30, 5:15, 8, 10:40 Just Go With It Thu-Wed: 11:20, 2:20, 5:10, 8:05, 10:45 Justin Bieber Never Say Never ThuWed: 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10 The King’s Speech Thu-Wed: 11, 1:55, 4:45, 7:40, 10:30 No Strings Attached Thu-Wed: 2, 5, 7:50, 10:35 Sanctum Thu-Wed: 11:50, 2:45, 5:30, 8:20, 10:55 Tangled Thu-Wed: 11:05, 1:40, 4:30 True Grit Thu-Wed: 10:45, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 Unknown Fri-Wed: 10:40, 1:25, 4:15, 7, 9:55 Century Boulder, 1700 29th St., Boulder, 303-442-1815 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Fri-Wed: 11:05, 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40 Cedar Rapids Fri-Wed: 12, 2:45, 5, 7:45, 10 The Eagle Thu: 11:15, 1:55, 4:35, 7:15, 10:05 Fri-Wed: 1, 4, 6:40, 9:20 The Fighter Thu: 11:20, 2:05, 4:50, 7:35, 10:25 Fri-Wed: 11:05, 1:50, 4:45, 7:30, 10:25 Gnomeo & Juliet Thu: 12, 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40 Fri-Wed: 11:45, 1:55, 4:05, 6:20, 8:30 I Am Number Four Fri-Wed: 11:10, 12:35, 4:55, 6:15, 7:35, 8:55, 10:15 Just Go With It Thu: 11, 12:30, 1:45, 3:15, 4:45, 6:05, 7:30, 8:50, 10:30 Fri-Wed: 1:10, 2:30, 4:15, 5:35, 7:20, 8:45

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Sure, two hot blonde chicks would really fight over a schlub in jeans and a wrinkled t-shirt. Sure. Just go with it. the short but influential life of an extraordinary person — the actress Candy Darling, born James Slattery in a Long Island suburb in 1944. Drawn to the feminine from childhood, by the mid-60s James had become Candy, a gorgeous, blonde actress and well-known downtown New York figure. Candy’s career took her through the raucous and revolutionary Off-off-Broadway theater scene and into

Andy Warhol’s legendary Factory. There she became close to Warhol and starred in two Factory movies that still shock and amuse today: Flesh and Women in Revolt. Candy used her Warhol fame to land further film roles, and her admirer Tennessee Williams cast her in his play Small Craft Warnings. She dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star, but tragically died of lymphoma in the early 1970s, at

local theaters Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Thu: 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 11, 1:35, 4:25, 6:55, 9:35 The King’s Speech Thu: 11:45, 2:35, 5:25, 8:15 Fri-Wed: 11:15, 2:15, 5:15, 8:15 No Strings Attached Thu-Wed: 11:05, 1:40, 4:25, 7:20, 10 Fri-Wed: 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8, 10:35 True Grit Thu: 12:15, 3:25, 6:35, 9:15 FriWed: 1:20, 3:55, 6:30, 9:05 Unknown Fri-Wed: 11:25, 12:50, 2:05, 3:35, 6:15, 8:55, 10:15 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641 Barney’s Version Fri-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:25 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Fri-Wed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:05 The Eagle Thu-Wed: 2, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20 Gnomeo & Juliet Thu-Wed: 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:40 I Am Number Four Fri-Wed: 1, 4, 7:05, 9:50 Just Go With It Thu-Wed: 12:50, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never ThuWed: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 The King’s Speech Thu: 1, 3:55, 7:15, 10:05 Fri-Wed: 12:40, 3:50, 7:25, 10:15 Sanctum Thu-Wed: 2:10, 5, 7:45, 10:30 True Grit Thu: 4:30, 10:25 Fri-Wed: 4:35, 10:35 Unknown Fri-Wed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:30 Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-352-1992 Another Year Thu: 4:15, 9:30 Black Swan Thu: 7 p.m. The lllusionist Fri-Wed: 4:15, 7, 9:30

The King’s Speech Thu: 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 FriWed: 4:30, 7: 15, 9:50 Oscar Nominated Short Films 2011: Animated Thu: 7:30 p.m. Fri: 2, 7:30 Oscar Nominated Shorts Films 2011: Live Action Thu-Fri: 4:45, 9:40 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-352-1992 Barney’s Version Fri-Wed: 4, 7, 9:50 Blue Valentine Thu: 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fri: 11:59 p.m. The King’s Speech Thu: 4:15, 7, 9:30 FriWed: 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-352-1992 Black Swan Thu: 4:15, 7, 9:45 Cedar Rapids Thu: 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10 The Illusionist Thu: 5, 7:15, 9:30 Denver FilmCenter, 2510 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-820-3456 Beautiful Darling:The Life and Times of Candy Darling Tue: 7 p.m. Bhutto Thu: 2:15, 4:45, 7:15 Fri-Wed: 5:15 p.m. In Her Skin Sat: 11:55 p.m. Last Train Home Sat: 3:30 p.m. Oscar Nominated Short Documentary Films Fri-Wed: 1:30, 7:35 The Other Woman Fri: 4:30, 7:15 SatWed: 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Rabbit Hole Thu: 5, 7:20, 9:30 Fri: 4:40, 9:40 Sat: 9:40 p.m. Sun-Wed: 4:40, 9:40 Robocop Fri: 10 p.m. The Social Network Thu: 4:30, 9:40 FriWed: 2 p.m.

Bhutto tells the epic story of one of the most fascinating characters of our time — Benazir Bhutto, the first woman in history to lead a Muslim nation. A favored daughter of the family often called the “Kennedys of Pakistan,” Benazir was elected Prime Minister after her father was overthrown and executed by his own military. Her two terms in power saw extreme acts of courage and controversy as she tried to clean up Pakistan’s corrupt political culture while quelling the fires of radical Islam that threaten to engulf the region. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Black Swan Mainlining Tchaikovsky’s “Swan Lake” ballet score like a drug addict, this film pushes Nina (Natalie Portman), a Manhattan ballerina devoted to her craft, to the brink of insanity and then a couple of subway stops beyond. Rated R. At Mayan, Colony Square, Century and Flatiron. — Michael Phillips

Violet Tendencies Thu: 2, 9:45 Winter’s Bone Thu: 2:30 p.m. Fri-Wed: 7:30 p.m. The Woman With The 5 Elephants Thu: 7 p.m. UA Twin Peaks, 1250 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-651-2434 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Fri-Wed: 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 9:55 The Eagle Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Gnomeo & Juliet Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 6:50, 9:35 I Am Number Four Froi-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45 Just Go With It Thu-Wed: 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never ThuWed: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:55 The King’s Speech Thu-Wed: 12:50, 3:50, 7:05, 9:50 The Roommate Thu-Wed: 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:05 Sanctum Thu-Wed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Unknown Fri-Wed: 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 10:05 Boulder Public Library Film Program, Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-4413197

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Blue Valentine Blue Valentine depicts a working-class marriage hanging by threads of resentment, contempt and love, a very tricky braid to unravel. At its best, the drama captures little bits and pieces of a relationship, the telltale signs and clues to its undoing. In the end, it sympathizes more with the wronged, childlike husband than with the numbly exasperated wife. At least, that’s the way it’s written; as performed, thankfully, it’s more intriguing. Rated R. At Mayan and Century. — Michael Phillips Cedar Rapids

In Miguel Arteta’s new comedy Cedar Rapids, Tim Lippe was the guy people always thought would go places but then he just didn’t. He’s been living in sleepy Brown Valley, Wisc., his whole life, still “preengaged” to his seventh-grade teacher Millie Vanderhei, while selling insurance to protect other people’s dreams. But now, Tim’s stalled life is about to get a kick-start because, for the first time in his 34 years, he’s headed to a “major” metropolis — Cedar Rapids, Iowa — where he must try to save his company at a do-or-die insurance convention that, for him, will be entirely nonconventional. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres The Eagle

See full review on Page 37. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Visually explosive, offbeat pop culture comedy, based on Hunter S. Thompson’s cult book that chronicled the writer’s drink-and-drug-fueled business trip to Las Vegas. Johnny Depp, Benicio Del Toro, Tobey Maguire and Cameron Diaz star. From Terry Gilliam, director of The Brothers Grimm, Brazil and 12 Monkeys. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres

the hit list of a group of killers out to exterminate people who possess a mysterious superpower. Rated PG-13. At Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez The Illusionist

The Illusionist is a story about two paths that cross. An outdated, aging magician, forced to wander from country to country, city to city and station to station in search of a stage to perform his act meets a young girl at the start of her life’s journey. Alice is a teenage girl with all her capacity for childish wonder still intact. She plays at being a woman without realizing the day to stop pretending is fast approaching. She doesn’t know yet that she loves The Illusionist like she would a father; he already knows that he loves her as he would a daughter. Their destinies will collide, but nothing — not even magic or the power of illusion — can stop the voyage of discovery. At Mayan and Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres In Her Skin

This is a true story. Consumed with self-loathing, 19-year-old Caroline covets, stalks, abducts then murders 15-year-old Rachel Barber, whom she considers “perfect,” everything she is not: beautiful, selfassured, happy. Rachel’s disappearance triggers an electric reaction from her parents and her boyfriend. Despite police indifference, they mount a very public campaign to find her. Ultimately they succeed. They “bring her home” to be buried. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Just Go With It

In order to convince the girl of his dreams that he’s a family-oriented guy, a man (Adam Sandler) enlists the help of a single mother (Jennifer Aniston) and her kids. Rated PG-13. — Rene Rodriguez

The Fighter

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

This movie is an off-center but exceptional boxing film that feels like it comes from real life as well as the movies. Set and shot mostly in Lowell, Mass., this is the true story of welterweight Micky Ward (Mark Wahlberg) and his trainerbrother, Dicky Eklund (Christian Bale), careening from addiction themes to brotherly love and familial crises. Nearly all of the acting performances are fantastic, including Amy Adams as Micky’s lover. This film is one of the year’s best. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Michael Phillips

Filmed during the worldwide teen idol’s 2010 concert tour, this documentary looks at the meteoric rise of the former YouTube celebrity. Rated G. — Rene Rodriguez

Four Lions

Chris Morris’ Four Lions is a funny, thrilling comedy that illuminates modern jihadism through the prism of farce. What This Is Spinal Tap did for heavy metal and Dr. Strangelove the Cold War, Four Lions does for the modern face of terrorism. At Muenzinger Auditorium. — Denver Film Society Gnomeo & Juliet

See full review on Page 37. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. Good Fellas

Based on the true story of an Irish-Italian youth (Ray Liotta) who is adopted by the Mafia and becomes one of their own, Martin Scorsese’s violent and humorous film explores criminal life like no other movie. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres Green Hornet Michel Gondry directs this big-screen spin-off of the classic TV series, with Seth Rogen and Jay Chou as the mask-wearing vigilantes. Inglourious Basterd’s Christoph Waltz co-stars as the crime kingpin who wants to take them down. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron. — Rene Rodriguez I Am Number Four

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The King’s Speech Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush are both Oscar-worthy in this heartfelt, funny, gripping story. Firth plays Bertie, the second son of King George V, afflicted with a stammer and overshadowed by his confident older brother. Bertie’s loving wife Elizabeth has tried everything to help him, and finally discovers something that works: maverick Australian speech therapist Lionel Logue (Rush). Initially the enthusiastic, ultra-casual Logue and the repressed, oh-so-formal Bertie clash, but neither will give up, and ultimately they become good friends. When Bertie’s brother becomes King Edward VIII in 1936, he refuses to give up his lover, resulting in his abdication and Bertie’s reluctant ascension to the throne as King George VI, leading a nation facing the horrors of looming war. At Chez Artiste, Esquire, Colony Square and Flatiron. — Landmark Theatres Last Train Home The Canadian-produced documentary Last Train Home idly, even blandly, opens with titles superimposed on a massive crush of people informing us that, during the new year festivities, 130 million Chinese workers travel from their jobs in the big cities to their homes in the country — a once-per-year journey that is the largest migration of human beings in the world. This casual observation is the trigger for an extraordinary debut film by Lixin Fan, who serves as director, cinematographer, and co-editor of a movie that treats upon topics as broad as the dire fate of the Chinese working class in the face of global economics, and as specific and painfully universal as the agony of a mother who fears she has ruined her children’s lives. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — IFS The Mystery of Picasso

In 1955, Henri-Georges Clouzot joined forces with his friend Picasso to make an entirely new kind of art film, “a film that could capture the moment and

the mystery of creativity.” This film reveals Pablo Picasso’s techniques of drawing, sketching and painting. In one instance he paints on a semi-transparent surface with the camera on the other side. Clouzot thus captured a perfect reverse image of Picasso’s brushstrokes. Picasso creates, and sometimes obliterates, 20 works, ranging from playful sketches to murals. The film was declared a French National Treasure in 1984. In French with English subtitles. At Boulder Public Library/George Reynolds Branch. — BPL No Strings Attached Lifelong friends Emma and Adam try to maintain a purely physical relationship without any emotional expectations or entanglements. Rated R. At Flatiron and Century. — Los Angeles Times/ MCT The Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts

Screening includes “The Warriors of Qiugang,” “Sun Come Up,” “Strangers No More,” “Poster Girl” and “Killing in the Name.” At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax and Muenzinger Auditorium. The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2011: Animated

Denver Film Society The Roommate A college student (Minka Kelly) starts to suspect her new dorm roommate (Leighton Meester) is a crazy, deranged stalker. Rated PG-13. At Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Sanctum James Cameron produced this 3-D action thriller about a team of professional scuba divers who must contend with natural disasters while trying to reach the largest and most remote underwater cave on the planet. The Abyss II, anyone? Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez The Social Network On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. At Denver FilmCenter/ Colfax. — Denver Film Society Tangled

Don’t miss this rare opportunity to see all five Academy Award nominees in the category of Best Animated Short and more! Program includes Pixar’s “Day & Night,” “The Gruffalo,” “Let’s Pollute,” “The Lost Thing” and “Madagascar, Carnet De Voyage.” At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

This witty and charming 3-D computer-animated adventure is loosely based on the legend of Rapunzel, the long-haired princess (voiced by Mandy Moore), and the intrepid thief (Zachary Levi) who frees her from her tower prison. Rated PG. At Flatiron. — Rene Rodriguez

The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2011: Live Action

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Don’t miss this rare opportunity to see all five Academy Award nominees in the category of Best Live Action Short! Program includes “The Confession,” “The Crush,” “God of Love,” “Wish 143” and “Na Wewe.” At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

After waking from a coma, a doctor (Liam Neeson) learns that someone else has assumed his identity and is living his life — and even his wife has fallen for the scam. This will probably make Neeson angry, and you know what happens when that guy gets mad. Rated PG-13. At Twin Peaka — Rene Rodriguez

The Other Woman

Violet Tendencies

Emilia is a Harvard law school graduate and a newlywed, having just married Jack, a high-powered New York lawyer, who was her boss — and married — when she began working at his law firm. Unfortunately, her life takes an unexpected turn when Jack and Emilia lose their newborn daughter. Emilia struggles through her grief to connect with her new stepson, William, but is finding it hard to connect with the precocious child. Perhaps the most difficult obstacle of all for Emilia is trying to cope with the constant interferences of her husband’s angry, jealous ex-wife, Carolyn. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

A complex, subversive woman, Violet acts as queen mother or “fruit fly” for her gay friends, offering gossip and support, but she wouldn’t mind a little romance for herself. By way of comfort, co-worker Riley reminds her that you’re surrounded by men who love you, so he and his novelist partner, Markus, volunteer to find her a fag stag, a heterosexual who prefers the company of homosexuals, though her roommate, Luke, suspects that they’re an urban legend. While Violet goes on a series of blind dates, Riley struggles with Markus’s desire to adopt a child; party planner Luke tries to win back stylist Darian; and HIV positive go-go boy Zeus looks for a love of his own. During the course of this sparkling comedy, Violet may just learn that true love was standing right in front of her all along. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Center

Rabbit Hole A husband and wife are eight months into the emptier lives they now lead after losing their son. Becca, played by Nicole Kidman in a surprisingly fullblooded, brittle and fuming performance, is a woman deep in the rabbit hole of grief and in denial about it. She can’t or won’t let go of her emotions and, as the cliché goes, “get it all out.” She is moving on but shutting down. Howie (Aaron Eckhart) is the one trying to fix things, to get them to support group meetings. He seems further along in the process, but is he? Maybe he’s just starting to resent the distance that’s come between them, emotional and sexual. Kidman sparkles in scene after withering scene. The marvel of Rabbit Hole is that it sets us up to judge and then upends those judgments. Rated PG-13. At Century and Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Roger Moore RoboCop

In Paul Verhoeven’s landmark sci-fi thriller, the monolithic corporation controlling a futuristic, crime-riddled Detroit transforms a dead cop (Peter Weller) into a cybernetic law-enforcement unit called RoboCop. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. —

Winter’s Bone

This tense, naturalistic thriller follows 17-year-old Ree Dolly as she confronts the local criminal underworld and the harsh Ozark wilderness in order to track down her father, who has put up the family homestead for his bail. Winter’s Bone is one of the most-critically acclaimed films of the year. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society The Woman with the 5 Elephants

First her father ends up in one of Stalin’s prison camps, then young Svetlana herself experiences the German invasion. In order to survive she learns German at home in Kiev. She is good and gets work as a translator before ending up in a German camp in 1943. Now, 65 years later, she is a renowned translator who in her twilight years has translated the great works of Dostoevsky. For the first time in all these years, she returns to Kiev, together with her granddaughter. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society February 17, 2011 39

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or 28 years, Juanita’s Mexican restaurant in downtown Boulder has witnessed a transforming city. It has survived the times, becoming a unique landmark along the Pearl Street Mall with its funky façade and laid-back atmosphere. As news has spread of the restaurant’s upcoming closure on Feb. 27, people are shifting their attention to the new Mexican restaurant that will take its place, as well as to a changing trend in the dining habits of Boulder community members. Roger Berardi and his partner Michael Kretz opened Juanita’s on June 13, 1983, with the goal of bringing in Mexican food and culture at a time when both were relatively unfamiliar in the area. According to current general manager Ed Bigg, the restaurant was busy from the get-go. Boulderites latched on to the casual style of the little Mexican joint, sipping margaritas in the Red Room lounge and digging into a wide selection of TexMex specialties. The decision to close, Bigg says, comes at a time of culinary revolution. He says that people in Boulder are becoming more sophisticated in their tastes and more selective in their dining preferences. The new restaurant will seek to appeal to a wider dining demographic. “What we’re hoping to create in this space is a brand new concept that still has its foundation in Mexican culture and cuisine, while elevating it to be more in-tune with the times,” Bigg says. He says that the plan for the new restaurant isn’t fully developed at the moment, but it will hopefully be an establishment that “makes a statement,” with a menu that goes everywhere from street food to highend entrée dishes. The style of the new place will incorporate a pre-

1900s building façade reminiscent of the historic image of downtown Boulder. This will allow for increased interior lighting, Bigg says, and a more inviting dining environment. The present staff at Juanita’s was notified two months prior about its closing date. Because it isn’t yet determined when exactly the new restaurant will get under way, the establishment will most likely have an all-new staff. Under ideal conditions, Bigg says, the new eatery will open sometime this summer. Some people, Bigg says, have expressed concern about the changing trends in the dining scene in Boulder, with more upscale restaurants and fewer community eateries and quirky Pearl Street hangouts like Juanita’s. “There’s no doubt that progress is a good thing,” Bigg says. “The way the Boulder dining scene is changing is really great for everybody.”

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Boulder resident Steve Spencer says that he doesn’t think Juanita’s is closing — it’s simply changing. “Changing is survival,” Spencer says. “I’m hoping that by changing and re-branding they’ll bring some exciting energy to the Mexican restaurant business.” Some community members are concerned that revamping restaurants like Juanita’s in downtown Boulder will limit the access of those who tend to be shorter on cash, such as university students. But Bigg says the restaurant that takes the place of Juanita’s will still attempt to present an economically viable menu. “Hopefully there will be something there for the clientele who have been faithful for many years, as well as things that will appeal to people who are more serious about their dining experience,” he says. Bigg has been approached by old employees and long-time customers who have expressed both their support and their disappointment that Juanita’s is shutting its doors. “There are a lot of memories here for a lot of people,” he says. Bigg first started working with Juanita’s at its Denver location in 1986, which has since closed. He has worked at the Boulder location since 2000. Throughout his time on Pearl Street, Bigg has often hired new employees who have lived in Boulder their entire lives and have been coming to Juanita’s since they were children. The nostalgia of having spent so many years at Juanita’s and finally seeing it end hasn’t really hit him yet, Bigg says. Right now, everyone is just busy trying to keep things going until the end of the month. “You can’t stay the same forever,” he says. “There is a time when you have to embrace change.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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1/2 cup champagne 1 tsp. instant espresso (you can use coffee) 1 1/4 cups flour 1/4 tsp. salt 1 3/4 tsp. baking powder 1/2 cup unsalted butter (softened) 1 cup granulated sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla chocolate frosting (recipe below) 16 ounces strawberries powdered sugar for dusting Preheat oven to 375. Line 16 muffin cups with paper liners ( I used gold ones, looked cute with chocolate and strawberries) In small bowl, add cocoa powder to 1/2 cup warm water, whisk until smooth. Stir in champagne and espresso. Set aside. In another small bowl, combine flour, salt and baking powder. In large bowl with electric mixer, or by hand, cream butter and sugar. Add in eggs one at a time. Stir in vanilla. Mix flour into butter mixture and stir until incorporated. Add cocoa/ champagne mix and stir until smooth. Fill each muffin cup 2/3 to 3/4 full with batter. Bake for 15-20 minutes (in my oven, 16 minutes is perfect) until toothpick comes out clean and cupcake springs back when lightly touched. take out of oven and transfer to wire rack. When cooled, frost and place a strawberry on top, dust with powdered sugar. Enjoy!

Frosting 1/2 cup unsalted butter (softened) 2 1/2 cups powdered sugar 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 tbls. champagne 2-3 tbsp. milk (add slowly, might need a bit more or a bit less) 1/2 tsp. vanilla Mix together butter and powdered sugar. Sift cocoa powder into mix. Stir in champagne, milk and vanilla. Beat until smooth and creamy. Note: You can omit the champagne in the batter and the frosting. Use one cup water for cupcakes, and use all milk for frosting. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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TIDBITES Food happenings around town Smooch-able You can kiss Cefiore Yogurt goodbye. Not to worry, frozen yogurt fans, the store on 1926 14th St. is simply leaving the Cefiore franchise and rebranding as Smooch Frozen Yogurt and Mochi. Owners Michelle and Christopher Luu decided to leave the franchise after two years, after they began formulating new products and flavors outside of the franchise agreement. The majority of the store, minus new signs and minor enhancements, will remain the same, but by going independent, Smooch hopes to be able to incorporate more local dairies and farms. Cefiore closed Feb. 11 and reopened as Smooch on Feb. 14. Not so local after all Boulder County has long been known for its focus on sustainability, but studies indicate that of the nearly $700 million Boulder County residents spend each year on food, less than 1 percent of that goes for food grown within the county. Transition Colorado commissioned economist and author Michael Shuman to develop a comprehensive assessment of the economic prospects for localizing the Boulder food system, and to make specific recommendations to turn that 1 percent into 25 percent in coming years. The study should be completed by late 2011, with a final report and public forum on the findings. The major goal is to create a significant economic development strategy for the region based on the production, processing and distribution of locally grown food. Shuman has experience as director of research and economic development for the Business Alliance for Local Living Economies, authored The Small-Mart Revolution, and recently completed a similar study in the 16-county Northeast Ohio region. In that study, he found that 25 percent food relocalization would create 27,000 new jobs and propel $4.2 billion in additional output. Shuman will be a keynote speaker at the Our Local Economy in

Transition conference being held Feb. 25–27 in Boulder. He speaks at 1:30 p.m. on Feb. 26 at the Millenium Harvest House. Grab a fork at new Lyons restaurant Lyons Fork Restaurant is holding its grand opening from Feb. 17 to Feb. 26. Located at 450 Main St. in Lyons, Lyons Fork is “a food-centric, beerdriven, margarita-adoring little haunt,” according to its website, www.lyonsfork.com. With dinner served from 5 to 9 p.m., brunch on the weekends from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. and a daily happy hour from 4 to 6 p.m. on weekdays and 2 to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday, Lyons Fork offers plenty of opportunities to get a taste of the new restaurant. They’ll also be holding events to celebrate their opening. There will be a “beer vs. wine” dinner on Thursday, Feb. 17, at 6:30 p.m., and a cheese and beer pairing on Sunday, Feb. 20, from 2 to 5 p.m. Also on Feb. 20, the restaurant will hold the first of its Sunday Evening Music Series, featuring Joe Kukla and happy hour drink prices. On Feb. 26, to celebrate the end of their grand opening week, they’ll host an after-party with music by Lyons’ own Terry Kishiyama. For more information, or to make reservations, call 303-775-9489. Beerdrinker of the Year Wynkoop Brewery will host a special beer dinner on Friday, Feb. 25, at 7 p.m. The dinner will be hosted by the three 2011 Beerdrinker of the Year finalists and 2010 champ Bill Howell. These four beer lovers helped design the menu and chose the beer pairings. They will discuss the pairings (and reveal a hint of their beeriness) at dinner. Diners can make reservations by e-mailing banquets@wynkoop.com, or by calling 303-297-9999. The meal is $40, plus tax and tip. The following day at 2 p.m., Wynkoop will announce the National Finals for the 2011 Beerdrinker of the Year crown in its Mercantile Room. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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he Pinyon is an inviting and airy venue on Pearl Street specializing in new takes on old classics, ranging from catfish po’ boys to hot fudge sundaes. But there’s more than a whiff of culinary sophistication here, as demonstrated by such offerings as colabraised kobe beef and wild prawns with grits. Yet it’s an old favorite, fried chicken, that steals the show. Pinyon’s version may be the best you’ve tasted.

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rhard’s European Café and Bakery is a low-key yet elegant cash-only business situated near the intersection of Baseline and Foothills in Boulder. Sandwiches, soups and sausage meals with potato salad make up the lunch choices, but the baked goods are perhaps the most distinctive items offered. Fruit turnovers, cookies and Linzer and marzipan tarts are just some of the tempting choices, in addition to a rich chocolate croissant.

Pizzeria da Lupo 2525 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder 303-396-6365

he newest entry in the fancy pizza sweepstakes, Pizzeria da Lupo, features a relatively simple menu spotlighting antipasti, sandwiches, salads and daily specials ranging from roast chicken to salt cod. Of course, the main attraction is the pizza, which is baked in a wood-fired oven and has an outstanding crust. The Saliche pie is notable, topped with fennel sausage, rapini and firstrate ricotta and mozzarella.

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he key to Café Aion’s success is in its ability to take the familiar and make it seem new, primarily through top-notch prep and ingredients. Serving all three meals, its offerings include tapas like chicken liver pâté sourced locally and continental standards like paella and grilled hanger steak. Breakfast standouts include fresh-baked croissants and donuts, and a highlight is the distinctive house-cured ham, bacon or sausage.

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as Palmeras is a classic family-friendly Mexican joint with all the staple items of the classic menu. Fajitas, burritos and rellenos are present and accounted for. There are also intriguing seafood dishes, such as shrimp wrapped in bacon and octopus in ranchero sauce. The menudo here is comforting, with the spotlighted tripe cooked to ideal tenderness.

May Wah 2500 Baseline Rd. Boulder 303-499-6477

ay Wah is the archetypal Chinese-American restaurant, featuring a reasonably priced menu that holds few surprises. The most expensive a la carte options consists of $13.95 seafood offerings. Lunch specials start at $6.95 and work their way up to $8.50. While the menu may seem typical, May Wah doesn’t take its customers for granted, as exemplified by flavorful Mongolian beef and crisp sesame chicken.

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l Pastaio’s a petite spot near the 30th Street King Soopers. The menu relies heavily on fresh pasta, ranging from ribbons of fettuccine to delicious stuffed ravioli, topped with anything from creamy Alfredo to herbaceous pesto. Of note are the hearty lasagnas, available in meatless, turkey and beef versions, and the raviolis, which are great paired with tomato cream sauce. The availability of sauces and noodles to go is a blessing for the cook desiring Italian at home.

Harpo’s Sports Grill 2860 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder 303-444-9464

oulder’s Harpo’s Sports Grill is a casual joint spotlighting affordable drink specials, tavern staples ranging from wings to burgers, and big-screen TVs perfect for watching games. Menu highlights include the delightfully crispy fish and chips with dill-scented batter, and the Boulder Burger, a half pound of beef topped with bacon, roasted red pepper and pepper jack cheese. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls,” said comedian George Carlin. “There are mornings when your dreams are more real and important than your waking life,” says my favorite dream worker. “There are times when the doctor isn’t feeling well and only his patient can cure him,” says I. Now it so happens, Aries, that in the upcoming week, your life is likely to pass through an alternate reality where all three of the above conditions will prevail — as well as other similar variants and mutations.

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Hua Chi, a Buddhist monk in China, takes his devotions very seriously. For the past two decades he has performed as many as 3,000 prayers every single day in the same exact spot at his temple. Part of me admires his profound commitment, while part of me is appalled at his insane addiction to habit. It’s great that he loves his spiritual work so deeply, but sad that he can’t bring more imagination and playfulness to his efforts. I bring this up, Taurus, because I think it’s a good time, astrologically speaking, for you to take inventory of the good things you do very regularly. See if you can inject more fun and inventiveness into them.

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“To the scientist there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth,” said science fiction writer H. P. Lovecraft. The clear implication of this statement is that there’s always a sense of loss that comes with discovering the way things really are. I protest this perspective. I boycott it. As proof that it’s at least partially wrong, I offer up the evidence provided by your life in the days ahead. From what I can tell, the gratification that you feel while hunting down the truth will be substantial, and yet it will ultimately seem rather mild compared to the bliss that arrives when you find what you’re looking for.

CANCER June 21-July 22:

People listen when Eric Schmidt speaks. He’s the CEO of Google, a company that has major power in shaping the future of information. In recent months he has been riffing on the disappearance of privacy. Because our lives are becoming interwoven with the Internet, he believes it will become increasingly hard to keep any secrets. “If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know,” he says, “maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” This is especially true for you right now, Cancerian. In the coming weeks, I encourage you to maintain the highest standards of ethical behavior. The lucky thing about this situation is that news of the good deeds you do and smart moves you make are also likely to circulate far and wide.

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Six years ago, a friend of mine came to believe she had died in a previous incarnation by being thrown off a horse. From that time on, she felt stuck. She became convinced that her life energy would remain in a state of suspended animation until she learned to feel comfortable on a horse. Fear kept her from even attempting that for a long time, but recently she got up the courage to begin. Her efforts were bumpy at first, but rapidly improved. As she gained confidence as a rider, every other aspect of her life bloomed, too — just as she’d suspected. I think her experience could be useful for you to learn from in the coming months, Leo. What’s your biggest, oldest fear? Is there anything you could do to start dissolving it?

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I would love to see you play with your food this week. And draw pictures on walls. And have conversations with winking statues and talking trees and magic toasters. I’ll be thrilled, Scorpio, if you watch cartoons about furry animals outwitting maniacal robots and if you entertain fantasies of yourself pushing a cream pie in the face of an obnoxious authority figure. But given how dignified and discreet you tend to be, I realize the chances of any of this actually happening are miniscule. Can I at least coax you into hopping, skipping and dancing around a lot when no one’s watching?

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The state of Wisconsin is famous for its cheese, so it wasn’t a big surprise when its state legislature decided to honor the bacterium that’s essential in making cheddar, Monterey Jack and Colby cheese. So as of last year, Lactococcus lactis is the official state microbe. I would love to see you decide upon your own most beloved microbe sometime soon, Capricorn. How about naming Ruminococcus or Peptococcus as your personal favorite among all of your gut flora? It’s that time of year when it makes cosmic sense to acknowledge and appreciate all of the small and hard-to-see things that keep you thriving.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18:

Don’t put your shoes on before you put on your socks this week, OK? Refrain from polishing off a piece of cheesecake and a bowl of ice cream before dinner, and don’t say goodbye whenever you arrive at a new destination. Catch my drift, Aquarius? Do things in the proper order, not just while engaged in the fundamental tasks of your daily rhythm, but also in the long-term processes you’re carrying out. Each step in the sequence needs to prepare the way for the next step. Keep a clear vision of the organizing principle that informs your work.

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Many people know John Mellenkamp’s song “This Is Our Country” because it was used in a commercial for Chevy Silverado trucks. But if they’ve only heard it that way, they may be under a mistaken impression about its meaning. The ad quotes just a fraction of the lyrics, including “So let the voice of freedom / Sing out through this land / This is our country.” What the ad doesn’t include are other lines like “And poverty could be just another ugly thing / And bigotry would be seen only as obscene / And the ones that run this land / Help the poor and common man.” Let this serve as a cautionary tale for you, Pisces. Make sure you get the rest of every story — not just the partial truth, but the whole freaking thing.

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Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

“I’m not confused,” said poet Robert Frost. “I’m just well mixed.” I would love that to be your motto in the coming weeks. You’re entering a phase of your cycle when you should be extra curious about blending ingredients in new combinations. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that the cosmos will respond enthusiastically if you take steps to make yourself the embodiment of lush diversity. Celebrate complexity, Virgo! You will generate unexpected strokes of good fortune by experimenting with medleys and syntheses that appeal to the jaunty parts of your imagination.

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