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news & views On the cover: Is Sarah Palin smart enough to be president? / 6 A look at U.S. history provides the surprising answer by Paul Danish Green and brown / 12 The economic impact of undocumented immigrants by Ana Arias Special section: Local Gifts 2010 / 15

buzz With shades of ’Trane / 25 John McLaughlin's dimensional travels by Dave Kirby Overtones: Brother Ali thinks recent personal turmoil will inspire his music / 28 Overtones: Lucero brings in help to fight genre labels / 29 Arts & Culture: How bad ’80s music shaped Rob Sheffield's life / 31 Panorama: What to do and where to go / 33 Sophisticated Sex: Sexual side dishes / 39 Elevation: Powder is where you find it / 41 Cuisine: Local organic brewery celebrates first anniversary / 45 Cuisine Review: Aunt Alice's Kitchen / 47 Dessert Diva: Fruitcake Cheesecake / 48 Screen: Faster; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 / 52 Reel 2 Reel: Pick your flick / 53

departments Letters: Questioning circumcision; TSA searches are absurd / 5 The Highroad: Misdemeanors for the rich / 5 News Briefs: Secret concert announced; KBCO releases Studio C disc / 9 In Case You Missed It: Pigskin preacher; Wrongful secrecy / 11 Boulderganic: Breaking the ice without guilt / 23 Classifieds: Your community resource / 56 Puzzles: Crossword and sudoku / 59 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 61

staff Publisher, Stewart Sallo Editor, Pamela White Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Director of Operations/Controller, Benecia Beyer Circulation Manager, Cal Winn Editorial Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Interns, Eli BooninVail, Mitchell Byars Contributing Writers, Peter Alexander, Ana Arias, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, Oakland L. Childers, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Jim Hightower, Gene Ira Katz, Dave Kirby, Heather May Koski, Elizabeth Miller, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Marisa Aragón Ware, Tom Winter, Gary Zeidner Sales Retail Sales Manager, Allen Carmichael Inside Sales Manager, David Hasson Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Mike Cutler, Sammi Orlando, Francie Swidler Production Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman General & Administrative Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Shey Behbahani Circulation Team Halka Brunerova, Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, Alan Jones, George LaRoe Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Lowell Schaefer, Karl Schleinig 10-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo December 2, 2010 Volume XVIII, Number 17 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 2010 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com

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Questioning circumcision (Re: “The truth about genitals,” Sophisticated Sex, Nov. 18.) Regarding Dr. Jenni Skyler’s response to “Concerned Mom-To-Be’s” questions about circumcision, it is great that the Boulder Weekly is addressing this issue, and brava to the mom who wrote in for educating herself. More and more expectant parents are coming to question this archaic practice and making sure to research circumcision during pregnancy. It is no longer acceptable to circumcise a boy just because the father was, when there is so much information available to show that circumcision is not only unnecessary but is, in fact, harmful, and that the foreskin is not merely an expendable nuisance, but a normal, healthy, functional and valuable body part. Parents need good information to counter the myths that abound. Unfortunately, Dr. Skyler’s response tended to perpetuate rather than dispel the myths. For example, it is a myth that circumcision makes it easier to clean the penis (aside from the fact that removing any body part would make it easier to clean!). The intact penis is in fact super-easy to keep clean. In a young boy, the foreskin is actually fused to the head of the penis (it’s designed that way to protect the penis during the diaper years), so all you do with a child is wash off the outside. Later, once the foreskin separates and becomes retractable, all that’s

needed is for the boy to rinse underneath with his regular bath: easy to teach, easy to do, no big deal. Parents who circumcise for “hygienic reasons” may be unpleasantly surprised to discover that circumcision can in fact make the penis harder to take care of,

The Highroad

ere’s a crime drama, tragedy and farce — all in one play. First comes the crime perpetrator, Martin Erzinger. A wellheeled wealth manager in Morgan Stanley Smith Barney’s Denver office, Erzinger handles more than a billion dollars in private assets and describes himself as “dedicated to ultra high net worth individuals.” Now, Dr. Steven Milo comes onstage, and the drama quickly turns to tragedy. Milo, a surgeon and father of two, was bicycling in Colorado last July when — Wham! — he was struck from behind by Erzinger. Instead of stopping to render aid, the money man sped away in his Mercedes Benz. But his car was damaged by the crash, so he finally had to pull over and call the Mercedes service center to have it towed. But he didn’t ask for an ambulance to check on the poor guy he’d just run over. Boulder Weekly

due to the common complications of adhesions, buried penis and inflammation of the exposed urinary opening. In any case, girls have many more folds and crevices, yet I doubt if anyone would suggest that parents consider removing their newborn daughter’s

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Misdemeanors for the rich by Jim Hightower As Dr. Milo later noted, “Erzinger struck me, fled, and left me for dead.” The doctor did survive, but he suffered spinal cord injuries, bleeding from his brain, knee damage and disabling spinal headaches. He faces multiple surgeries, plastic surgery and “lifetime pain.” Next, District Attorney Mark Hurlbert enters from stage right, and high tragedy devolves into low farce. The DA announced that he was dropping felo-

labia to facilitate future hygiene! As for sexual sensation, it is a myth that circumcision has no effect on sexuality. The fact is, when the foreskin is lost to circumcision, sex is irrevocably see LETTERS Page 6

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ny charges against Erzinger, instead only citing him for two misdemeanor traffic violations. Why? Because Erzinger is rich! Noting that this money handler could lose his prestigious Morgan Stanley position, the compassionate DA said, “Felony convictions have some pretty serious job implications for someone in Mr. Erzinger’s profession, and that entered into [my decision].” Wow, what a humanitarian! I’m guessing that a felony conviction would also have pretty serious job implications for any low-wage working stiff who nearly killed someone — though I doubt the DA would give a damn in that case. December 2, 2010 5

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altered. Nature designed the penis to have a foreskin to facilitate pleasurable and comfortable sex for both partners. This is thanks to the foreskin’s exquisite fine-touch sensory capacities and the mechanical advantages of the penis having a mobile skin sheath, instead of the taut, static covering of the circumcised penis. Furthermore, before and after surveys of men circumcised as adults are not a valid indicator of the sexual harms of circumcision, due to selection bias (i.e. men who get circumcised as adults do so voluntarily and therefore are already predisposed to being satisfied with the results). Dr. Skyler, however, did hit the nail squarely on the head with her final advice to let the boy decide for himself. It turns out that the vast majority of intact men are very happy with their foreskins and would never willingly part with them. Since there is no medical indication for the procedure in babies, the most ethical position is to respect the basic human rights to bodily integrity and self-determination, and leave children’s genitals the heck alone. We would never tolerate non-consenting genital cutting in adults or girls. Boys deserve no less. For more information please visit ColoradoNOCIRC.org. Gillian Longley, RN, BSN, MSS/ Boulder

TSA searches are absurd Americans of all stripes have apparently had enough humiliation, groping and intimidation at the hands of the TSA. Forget the occasional story about some petty authority-abusing flunky. I’m talking about confirmed mainstream policy, which is, you go through the full-nudity imager, or you get groped. Or, if you refuse, you are detained, harassed and sued. But what is most irksome is none of this helps. The TSA has never stopped a single terrorist. And even if everything works perfectly, a dedicated terrorist (who’s going to die anyway) will just move up to the “colon bomber” strategy, knowing that is nearly undetectable. We will waste billions of dollars, billions of traveler-hours and every last shred of our dignity, for what? Put this in perspective: the 9/11 hijacker trick will never work again because we the passengers will fight with everything we have. In the absence of that, we are down to saving a plane and a few hundred people. When 600 people die and 6,000 are injured every week in their cars, and another 300 are murdered, this fantastically grotesque distortion of risk only serves to keep the drumbeat of fear 6 December 2, 2010

pounding, to strip away our remaining liberties and to line the pockets of the security apparatus and their contractors. If the Tea Party showed us anything, it’s that a good dose of focused outrage can make a difference, and nobody is more deserving of outrage than the TSA. John Lilley/Boulder

Bush smarter than Clinton? The recent memoir by former President George Bush reveals an understanding of the political system not shown by his predecessor. Bush sought legal opinions from Washington attorneys he appointed to declare that waterboarding was not torture, irrespective of international and Geneva law. By the simple act of consulting government attorneys he appointed, he has been given a free ride in Washington. Compare the George Bush legal defense to Bill Clinton’s. Put aside, for the moment, your feelings about how Clinton failed to exercise the mature judgment we hope to see in a president. He was impeached for denying he had sex because of evidence showing he had fellatio. I submit, had he asked his appointed Department of Justice attorneys to formally declare that fellatio was not sex, he would have never faced impeachment. He failed to play by Washington rules. Tom Parsons/Broomfield

Paris and Palin “Every decade has an iconic blonde like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now I’m that icon,” Paris Hilton said, according to Time magazine’s Dec. 6 issue. For those who take this kind of delusion seriously and to heart, they probably should or already do see Sarah (Margaret Thatcher/Golda Meir/Indira Gandhi/ Cleopatra and the Virgin Mary) Palin as a viable and desired presidential candidate, as well. My poor, basically uneducated (to be polite), plain damn stupid sometimes (to be straight about it) country. Grant D. Cyrus/Boulder

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s Sarah Palin smart enough to be president? Good question. Are you? Come on now — no false modesty. No quips about being smart enough not to run for president, or any other dodges. The question is do you think you are smart enough to be CEO of the United States of America, and to, as the presidential oath puts it, “faithfully execute the office of president of the United States, and … to the best of [your] ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States?” That’s a pretty simple and straightforward job description — think you’re smart enough to handle it? Or put the question another way: Do you think you’re too dumb to be president? Again, no false modesty. Fess up. If it’s any comfort, I think it’s a good bet that you are smart enough to be president. This isn’t because you’re so damned smart; it’s because being president of the United States, although it requires some extraordinary personal attributes, doesn’t demand extraordinary intelligence and erudition. The truth is that when it comes to running the United States, you don’t have to be much above average in terms of smarts. The genius of the Constitution is that it created a government that doesn’t require a genius to run it. Academic credentialing, which supposedly says something about a person’s

smarts, hasn’t been much of a predictor of success when it comes to the presidency. While it is true that most American presidents have had university degrees, the two greatest — Washington and Lincoln — did not. Washington was home-schooled; his hopes for a formal education in England ended with his father’s death in 1743 when he was 11. (He eventually earned a Surveyor’s Certificate from the College of William and Mary.) Lincoln had about 18 months of formal schooling. His legal education consisted of reading law books after he was elected to the Illinois legislature. You would have to be pretty dumb to argue that the lack of formal education, never mind college degrees, rendered either Washington or Lincoln unfit for the presidency. Between 1789 and 1869, seven of the first 17 U.S. presidents didn’t have college degrees. (Washington, Jackson, Van Buren, Taylor, Fillmore, Lincoln and Andrew Johnson.) From 1869 to the present, only two presidents lacked college degrees — Grover Cleveland and Harry Truman. History’s judgment of both has been “better than average.” If you are going to run the United States, it certainly helps to be intelligent and reasonably well educated, but there are more important qualities to have. What might those be? Well, that’s a see PALIN Page 8

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Secret concert announced KGNU Community Radio is hosting a “secret concert” at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Dec. 9. The event will be held in the Odd Fellows Lodge at 1543 Pearl St., above the Boulder Army Store. The show will feature an evening of acoustic indie music. “We decided to have the artists be secret for two reasons,” KGNU officials said in a press release. “First, we like the idea of a secret show at a ‘secret’ location that most residents of Colorado have never had the opportunity to see. Second, if we announced the line-up, we believe the show would sell out immediately and we like the idea of having a room full of people who are willing to make a leap of faith to see an outstanding evening of music.” Tickets are $13 in advance or $15 on the day of the show. Buy tickets online at www.brownpapertickets.com/ event/138621 or by calling KGNU at 303-449-4885. KBCO releasing Studio C disc Boulder radio station KBCO is releasing its annual Studio C charity CD on Dec. 4. The disc features 20 songs recorded live on the air in KBCO Studio C. Proceeds from the sale of Volume 22 will benefit the Boulder County AIDS Project and the Food Bank of the Rockies The $12 CD will be available at 8 a.m. at all Colorado Ultimate Electronics locations. There will be a limit of 2 CDs per person. A complete list of Ultimate Electronics locations and additional details are available at www.kbco.com. Christmas Ball set for Dec. 11 The first annual 1940s White Christmas Ball will be held from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. on Dec. 11 in the Balch Field House at the University of Colorado at Boulder. Performers include the Dean Bushnell 12-Piece Dance Orchestra, Bing Crosby tribute artist Bob Pasch, the Andrews Sisters tribute act Reveille 3 and aerialist Brandy Dew. There will be a Christmas Village with holiday demonstrations and souvenirs, as well as a Christmas dinner from 6 to 9:30 p.m. A European base camp complete with World War II equipment and re-enactors will be set up outside. Swing dance lessons will be available from 7 to 8 p.m. Special guests include Dan Daru of FOX 31 News and Wendy Wham of National Public Radio station KUNC. For more information, visit www.1940sball.org. New skate park opens Dec. 11 A grand opening celebration for the Boulder Weekly

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hopping for the most responsible tools for our chores can be challenging unless a knowledgeable merchant is already ahead of the game. At McGuckin Hardware in Boulder, for instance, customers will notice that the varieties of snow shovel greatly Charmaine Ortega Getz outnumber the kinds of deicer, or ice-melting products. That’s because there are many products that say “safe for lawns and pets,” but it’s not much of a choice if they’re all offering the same thing. “‘Environmentally friendly’ is just a marketing label for some manufacturers,” says Steven Wilke, representative for the McGuckin garden department. “People here value their pets; they want something that won’t harm animals.” Or their lawns, gardens and the environment, in general. So Wilke will show you the one ice-melting product McGuckin carries that will chemically bust up ice in a powerful hurry if you’re not fussy. But he says a high enough residue of that stuff left on the ground will actually sterilize your soil, so he’ll be happier to explain why there are better choices. For many kinds of deicer, the melting magic comes from some combination of a salt — chloride — with calcium, magnesium, potassium or sodium. Sodium chloride — rock salt — promotes rust, which eats away the steel in vehicles and the rebar in concrete walks and structures. It also kills plants, and it poisons pets and wildlife attracted to the taste. Potassium chloride is a common fertilizer, which leads to some manufacturers’ claims that it feeds plants

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while melting ice. But since it has to be applied heavier as a deicer, it can actually burn vegetation. As with rock salt, it doesn’t work below 20 degrees or so, leading to frequent freeze/thaw cycles that are hard on surfaces, including cement. Calcium chloride and magnesium chloride are often presented as “greener” alternatives to the previous options, because they don’t require as much to do the job and freeze at far lower temperatures. But when mixed with water, they produce a Steven Wilke of McGuckin high level of heat Hardware that can harm plants and irritate skin. Chlorides don’t evaporate or disintegrate. Their corrosiveness builds up and is washed into our vegetation and groundwater, picked up by animals and tracked into our homes. At best, they should be used minimally. McGuckin carries Safe Step, a deicer without corrosive salts, which Wilke says is a step up in environmental safety. An even better option is Safe Paws, which uses an amideglycol combination that absorbs solar heat to melt ice, without harming animals. Deicers are meant to break ice up enough to make scraping it off easier, not make it disappear. For a chronic traction problem with a stair step or spot on a walkway, try an ice-breaker mat, which can be glued to most surfaces. A good stomp on it will break up ice. And, says Gene Smith, a McGuckin manager who lives in the mountains, there’s a simple green solution to bigger traction problems. “Scattered sand often works, but today I made it all the way down a long, steep, slick driveway on pea gravel,” he says. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.

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’Trane John McLaughlin’s dimensional travels by Dave Kirby

t may not matter to most listeners that John McLaughlin’s latest CD To The One is a tribute of sorts to a virtuoso of another time. And, truth be told, probably only the most deeply schooled jazz archivists are likely to find much tangible musical commonality between this and the object of McLaughlin’s tribute, saxophonist John Coltrane’s seminal A Love Supreme — an album recorded 44 years earlier, with a different lead instrument played by a man almost three decades McLaughlin’s junior (Coltrane was 38 when he recorded A Love Supreme; McLaughlin, 67 for To The One), in a different era and a different world where jazz music and jazz musicians were still learning languages McLaughlin has now long since mastered. No, the echoes of Coltrane’s soul-baring masterpiece resonate now through contemporary musicians as faint but unmistakable calls to higher spiritual channeling, and genuine technical expertise in the service of challenging convention. In this regard, one might suggest McLaughlin has been channeling Coltrane for much of nearly 50 years in music. While his band — The 4th Dimension — has been an erstwhile touring entity for a handful of years, To The One is the band’s first proper studio release. Pivoting around McLaughlin’s still-fleet guitar and guitar synth playing, and the lithe drumming and nimble keyboard work of longtime friend Gary Husband, the CD may just be McLaughlin’s most coherent and satisfying in decades, equal parts post-bop swing, fiery fusion workouts and touching, elegant balladry. Some have characterized this as his best band since the electrifying original Mahavishnu Orchestra left the stage in the early ’70s. When we interviewed McLaughlin a few weeks back, we suggested that we found the band a seamless and endearingly symbiotic unit completely in control of its destiny — not the kind of virtuoso-with-a-

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band-trying-to-keep-up kind of scenario we’ve heard on other McLaughlin electric projects over the years. But he did speak highly of this outfit. “Absolutely!” McLaughlin says. “Though I’m not sure about the line ‘fully in control of its destiny’... But it is a group that has been developing over a number of years now, and it’s no secret that the quality of any venture is proportional to the amount of dedication to it. The CD was recorded quickly, but the advantage of studio recording is that you have the chance to record different versions of the tunes, and select the best performance. “A wonderful band. ... Gary Husband is an exceptional musician. We’ve been friends for years even prior to playing together. He has always been one of my favorite drummers, but he really blew me away when I heard his piano recordings. That he can play both keyboards and drums in performance is wonderful. It’s also true he has an innate sense about my music that puts him in the best place for interpreting.” As for the material — all McLaughlin originals — we asked the guitarist how the pieces came to be. “I’m sorry to tell you that I’ve no idea how this or any music comes to me,” he says. “It’s a big mystery. It was only after writing the music that I realized the connection between the two recordings. Of course, there is the spiri-

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tual connection. “Coltrane is, in a certain way, a guru to me, like Miles [Davis] and even Sri Chinmoy. But with Coltrane, the impact of his Love Supreme recording on me cannot be underestimated. I believe that my own recording is a kind of subconscious expression of that musical and spiritual impact. I should remind you that the impact from this recording was at first spiritual, since the music was way over my head. It actually took me nine months of continuous listening to finally ‘hear’ what he was playing. Some of us develop slower than others.” One wonders if what Coltrane was playing — or trying to express — on A Love Supreme still has the power to reach across the generations to younger listeners today, so far removed from the communities, and in a very real sense the personal suffering, that gave them voice. “The great players of the past will always remain great,” McLaughlin says. “The inspiration they generate goes beyond any particular time or fashion. The question of finding a voice will always be difficult for some and easy for others. For me it was not so easy. “Plus, we are evolving continuously and as a consequence our concepts are evolving with us. Regarding your question about jazz music and its power, it is not the music that speaks; it is the musi-

cian and the soul of the musician. It is self evident that if the musician is shallow, the music will be correspondingly shallow and not satisfying to the listener. I would also add that the blues is not the sole domain of jazz. I’ve heard other kinds of blues from Indian musicians, from gypsy and flamenco musicians. It really comes down to the person and his depth of feeling. To have profound music you need profound players.” This project follows up a successful run, and a Grammy award, with Five Peace Band, a quintet McLaughlin formed with fellow Miles alum Chick Corea a couple years ago. For his part, Corea had just wrapped up a worldwide reunion tour with the essential Return to Forever quartet (with Lenny White, Stanley Clarke and Al DiMeola), and while the shows were generally well received, the reunion splintered at the end of the tour, with DiMeola dropping out from any further participation amid some tensions. We wondered if the whole notion of reforming old bands was a subject of discussion between McLaughlin and Corea while on tour, as McLaughlin himself had tried in vain some years ago to reform the original Mahavishnu Orchestra. “Bands can only succeed if the players are inspired, have great discipline, have profound admiration and affection

for their fellow musicians, and love to play! Five Peace Band had this in spades,” McLaughlin says. “As far as reforming old groups, in my opinion it can only work if there is real affection and respect amongst the players. If it’s not based on love and only on money, it’ll never truly work. In the ’80s I tried over an extended period of time to reform the first Mahavishnu. I failed because there simply was not enough love between us all. In this case it’s better that we didn’t!” So we wondered if the book on Mahavishnu, that audacious and irreducible hydra of an electric jazz-fusion band, is finally closed for McLaughlin. No way. “The book on that band and those days will be open till I die,” he says. “I don’t know how you can ask such a question! That band and that music is an integral part of my history, and if you listen to To the One you will even see allusions — musical — to Mahavishnu. There are Mahavishnu influences in Shakti and even in the guitar trio with Paco and Al. I love the music from that era as I love the music from others. “In a way I’m like a painter. I never know what I’m gonna paint next, but whatever it is, it will be influenced by what I’ve done in the past. It’s impossible to avoid.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Brother Ali thinks recent personal turmoil will inspire his music by Matt Conner

rother Ali’s two-day stint at the Fox Theatre this Sunday and Monday is bound to be a good time. Just don’t be surprised if the rapper seems pensive rather than celebratory. The Minneapolis hip-hop artist is part of the famed Rhymesayers collective along with Atmosphere, P.O.S. and MF Doom. He’s collaborated with The Roots, played the late night TV circuit, and was featured as “One to Watch” in Rolling Stone. He’s also an incredibly devout Muslim who just returned from the most intense experience of his life. Before hitting the road this holiday season on The Grouch That Stole Christmas Tour with The Grouch and Eligh among others, Brother Ali fulfilled his Hajj, the sacred pilgrimage every able-bodied Muslim must make to Mecca in his or “I went into it not knowing if I was ready,” he says. her lifetime. “I’d spent the last year touring. I also lost my dad this “For everybody who is really a spiritual or reflecyear and never really processed that. I lost a great friend tive person who goes out there, I can’t imagine they of mine as well and I haven’t really processed that. I don’t come back changed or haven’t been home. I haven’t reborn,” Ali says. “One of the been going to my mosque a On the Bill sayings about it is that if you whole lot. So I went into this Brother Ali plays the Fox complete your Hajj and do it sintrip wondering, ‘Am I even Theatre on Dec. 5 and 6. Doors at 8:30 p.m. With The Grouch, cerely, then it’s like being born ready for this?’ But man, it’s not Los Rakas and Eligh. Tickets are again. I don’t like those words about being ready. It’s about $16.50 in advance, $20 day of being together, because the being there and letting it do to show. 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Christians have taken that over, you what it does to people.” but it’s like being a new person. Brother Ali describes the You’re born into a new consciousincredible emotional tension he ness of the universe.” felt as both frightening and exhilarating. Ali admits his nervousness before going, but later “It was the most terrifying and rewarding experion realized that any level of self-reflection or readience of my life by far,” he says. “I put it there with the ness isn’t even important to the process. birth of my kids — that would be the only thing that

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could even be mentioned in the same breath.” However, it wasn’t merely the emotions that took over but the terrifying physical elements as well. “There’s a lot of terrifying aspects,” Ali explains. “People get trampled. For me, I’m legally blind, so that’s also a challenge. I don’t speak Arabic either. I can read and write the Qur’an, but I can’t speak it conversationally. I got lost one time when I was there in this tent city where there’s four million people sleeping in tents on the ground. There’s no cabs or telephones. I already had blisters on my feet covering the bottom of both, and I ended up walking for eight hours not knowing where I was going or if I’d make it back to my group.” For an artist already so attuned to his spirituality, it might be difficult to perceive Ali taking his craft to another level — yet that’s exactly what he believes will happen as he moves forward in 2011. “I’ve rededicated myself across the board to not do anything at all contrary to my craft,” Ali says. “I’ve made a commitment to myself and to my spirituality that I wouldn’t do, feel, say, think anything that doesn’t serve my purpose in life. I just refuse to think thoughts and make gestures that don’t serve what I believe I’m here to do in this life. “I kept praying, ‘Either show me that this isn’t right or help me to dedicate myself to it completely so I can do it the best way possible,’” he continues. “It’s gotta be one or the other. There’s no more questioning it. I either have to walk away from it completely or just give myself to it completely. So I’m completely rededicated to this artistic calling.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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or years, Lucero has been considered by some to be an alt-country band. But ask Lucero frontman Ben Nichols about the label, and it’s obvious he always saw his band in a different light. “When we started we got lumped in with the alt-country stuff,” Nichols says. “And for sure there’s a Southern accent to what we do, and I think that’s the main reason. And we’re not offended by being included with that genre, but I think from the very beginning there was always something else in there. We say punk rock, which [guitarist] Brian [Venable] and I definitely were fans of before the band, but we’re also huge indie rock fans. At least in my brain, there’s just as much Archers Of Loaf in there as Johnny Cash or Ryan Adams or whatever.” The talk of stylistic labels is timely these days because 1372 Overton Park, the seventh and newest CD from Lucero since the band formed in 1998, shows that the group is not going to be limited to a genre and isn’t afraid to steer its music in new directions. The Memphis-based band decided to explore the music that most defines its hometown, bringing a strong dose of classic soul into its rocking sound. One way the band did this was by adding horns, which were arranged by Jim Spake, one of the leading figures on the Memphis music scene, a musician who has worked with Al Green, Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis and a host of other notable artists. But to Nichols the soul influence goes deeper than the use of horns. The B-3 organ work of Steff also gives several songs a soulful accent. And Nichols credits producer Ted Hutt for helping to bring out some of the more subtle soul elements on 1372 Overton

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Park by pushing the band to add bridges and other song structure elements that enhanced the soulful feel of some songs. The presence of a proactive producer like Hutt was something new for Lucero as well. While the band has worked with producers before — notably the late Jim Dickinson on the 2005 CD, Nobody’s Darlings — the band gave Hutt (who’s known for his work with the Gaslight Anthem) plenty of latitude to offer his expertise. “He was always very opinionated, and it was a new experience for us,” he says. “Everybody had to give up a little bit of control and have a little bit of faith in kind of going with Ted’s direction. That was a new thing for us that me and guys had to get used to. Everybody is really happy in the end with the results.” Nichols and his bandmates, Venable, drummer Roy Berry and bassist John C. Stubblefield, have plenty of reason to be happy with 1372 Overton Park, which is named after the address of a house that until this

album had served as headquarters for the band, as well as the residence for all four group members at various points over the years. But for all of the talk about Memphis soul, 1372 Overton Park is still primarily a rock ’n’ roll album in the gritty tradition of past Lucero albums, as songs like “Sounds Of The City,” “What Are You Willing To Lose” and “Smoke” set the tone for the album — along with Nichols’ gravelly vocals. The horns, though, are a major presence, adding a layer of soul to the many more rockoriented songs and deepening the soulful feel of songs like “The Devil And Maggie Chascarrillo,” “Goodbye Again” and “Sixes And Sevens,” a strutting track that is steeped in soul from top to bottom. “It’s territory that we hadn’t gone into before,” Nichols says of “Sixes And Sevens.” “But you’ve got that crazy B-3 sound on there. Then combined with the horns, it’s a rock ’n’ roll song definitely rooted in kind of jump R&B in a way, at least as close as we’re going to get to it.” Lucero is able to recreate the soulful tones of 1372 Overton Park in its live show. The group has a pair of horn players for its current tour. Also on board are Steff and pedal steel player Todd Beene, who have essentially become band members. Nichols likes the way the band’s live show has progressed with the additional musicians. “It’s been really freeing, I guess, adding these other elements. It allows us to go to different places musically than before,” he says. “Yeah, we’ve got Rick Steff on the piano. The addition of him alone, it really made the band more confident overall. And it definitely added another layer to what the show does, so it’s worked out really well live.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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How bad ’80s music shaped Rob Sheffield’s life

or some, the bulk of popular music in the 1980s is looked back upon as a mere punch line. Flock of Seagulls? Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney doing “Say Say Say”? Poison? Bob Dylan hamming it up in a tacky video that found him earnestly singing, “What’s a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this / A woman like you should be at home / that’s where you belong / taking care of somebody nice”? But fluff aside, for many crotchety music geeks, the ’80s equals epochal LPs like the Clash’s London Calling and Sandanista!, the Talking Heads’ Remain in Light and Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation; the birth of The Pixies, Ween and others; and countless unforgettable hardcore classics such as Black Flag’s “Rise Above” and Bad Brains’ “Sailin’ On.” While the gluttonous mainstream record industry made millions proving Americans are dumb enough to giddily consume anything with a sizeable promotion budget, underground music in the ’80s thrived — and was subsequently responsible for influencing the post-’80s popular music we can be proud of, from Nirvana to Radiohead to Arcade Fire. However, as Yale-educated Rolling Stone writer Rob Sheffield states in his new book Talking to Girls About Duran Duran: One Young Man’s Quest for True Love and a Cooler Haircut (Dutton), making sense of the ’80s is much more complicated than all that. Like Chuck Klosterman’s Fargo Rock City before

by Adam Perry it, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran details the suburban (and in Sheffield’s case, Irish Catholic) upbringing of a young man who falls deeply in love with stereotypically ’80s music, never really outgrows it, and never really feels the need to apologize. “Loving Duran Duran has been one of the constants in my life,” Sheffield writes in the book’s introduction. “They’re Zen masters on the path of intimate sluttiness … and there’s nothing about them that would evoke the dreaded words ‘guilty pleasure.’ As Oscar Wilde said, no civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man knows what a pleasure is.” In other words, enjoy it or listen to something else, but don’t waste energy trying to make Sheffield feel ashamed. Sheffield does have his own moments of fevered, frivolous interpretations of drivel such as his beloved Duran Duran’s “Rio” and Hall & Oates’ “Maneater” (which Sheffield claims is just “sensible advice” in pop-song format). But the Massachusetts-raised writer brilliantly discusses his undying passion for ’80s music as a mere backdrop for eminently readable — and often hilarious — coming-of-age anecdotes set to Madonna and Culture Club. Chapter six details Sheffield’s summer as a teenaged exchange student in Madrid, where he embraced then-revolutionary European techno-pop and had 100 percent platonic relationships with sexy Spanish girls, who took Sheffield to discotheques and welcomed the

idea of an American boy “twirling as one of the ladies of the night” while they made out with other guys. Sheffield succeeds in making the music of Depeche Mode and other ’80s euro-pop greats ring in his readers’ ears during the latter passage, but what’s more attention-grabbing is that a teenage male really has to love ’80s music to not only fill a role Sheffield admits in hindsight is usually served by gay dudes who don’t know they’re gay yet but to also go on to publish such a memory three decades later. For those of us who were born in the ’80s but didn’t become conscious consumers of music — using our own paychecks to buy albums — until after MTV was playing videos for songs like the Screaming Trees’ “I Nearly Lost You” and Rage Against the Machine’s “Freedom” instead of Warrant’s “Cherry Pie,” it’s admittedly easier to look back on popular music from the ’80s with unequivocal contempt. For Rob Sheffield, however, the sound of “Livin’ On a Prayer” and other ’80s swill is now permanently attached to his recollection of becoming Rob Sheffield, for better or worse, and the writer’s apparently ongoing Catholicism is forever attached to gravitating towards decadent pop music. Sure, I think that’s unfortunate, but I also think believing a man named Jesus rose from the dead and then ascended to heaven is unfortunate. As Lemmy sang, “I’m in love with rock ’n’ roll / it satisfies my soul / and if that’s all there is / it ain’t so bad.” But along with preferring the ’80s recordings of the Misfits to those of Hall & Oates, that’s just my opinion. In the end, growing up Christian and remaining so, as long as it’s not your M.O. to convert others, isn’t a condemnable offense. Neither is coming of age in the ’80s and still unabashedly loving Duran Duran when you’re 44, as long as you’re not hurting anyone — and especially if you’re good at making people laugh by telling them about it. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

Nutrition to Keep You and Your Pet Healthy FREE Lecture Monday, December 6 from 6:30-8:00 pm 1128 Pine Street, Boulder Located in the Community Center in the Garden Level of the First Congregational Church

Just as food can hurt or heal people, the same goes for our pets. Their nutrition requirements are just as important as our own. Come learn about the healing power of pets and how you can keep them happy and healthy. Presented by Jennifer Tingstad, Nutrition Educator. No RSVP necessary.

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Rock of Ages

ChanuConcert A Community Celebration of Lights

December 5 2 - 4:30 pm

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At Congregation Har HaShem - South Building 3950 Baseline Road $5 per person at the door Join us for a festive afternoon of music, food and fun for all ages

Jeff Kagan â€“ The Latke Man kicks off with a concert for kids at 2 pm

Or Zimrah - Jewish rock for all ages

with Har HaShemâ€™s house band at 2:30 pm

Jus Goodie - Jewish Reggae artist Justin Goodman sings songs of freedom at 3:15 pm Candle lighting at 4 pm Enjoy kosher latkes made by Sweetpea Cuisine, donuts and drinks. Sponsored by Menorah, Shalom Family and Shalom Baby Co-sponsored by Congregation Har HaShem and Congregation Bonai Shalom

RSVPs are appreciated, but not necessary. For more information contact Kathryn Bernheimer www.boulderjcc.org (303) 998-1021 or Kathryn@boulderjcc.org Boulder Jewish Community Foundation

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Bluegrass Pick. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Dechen Hawk. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Elephant Revival’s Break In the Clouds CD Release Party. 4 p.m. Albums on the Hill, 1128 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0159. Ginga. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Leslie Brown Quartet. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill Cafe, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Live Jazz with George Nelson. 6:30 p.m. Carelli’s Italian Restaurant, 645 30th St., Boulder, 303-938-9300. Live Karaoke. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Music on the Mezz — With Deborah Stafford Trio. 5-9 p.m. Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13 St., Boulder, 303-440-2880. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m. The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Open Stage with Tommy and the Tangerines — Every Thursday night. Catacombs, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Randall Dubis. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Robotic Pirate Monkey. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Stanton Moore Trio. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Willie Houston. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-4433322.

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Elephant Revival’s Break In the Clouds CD Release Party —

This Nederland band is calling themselves a “transcendental folk” group with the release of their new album. But even that descriptor doesn’t begin to describe the genre-busting scope of Break In The Clouds. At times pensive, jubilatory, psychedelic and earthy, it’s a well-paced and very strong release from one of the area’s most sonically exciting bands. 4 p.m. Albums on the Hill, 1128 13th St., Boulder, 303-447-0159.

Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-7867050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 9 a.m. Boulder Circus Center, 4747 26th St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Boulder Library Film Program — Blind. 6 p.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., 303-441-3120. Courage and Camouflage: One

events Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beginning Flamenco Dance. 6:15-7:30 p.m.

Soldier’s Experience With Don’t Ask Don’t Tell — With Lt. Dan Choi. 7:30 p.m. Glenn Miller Ballroom, UMC, CU campus, www.culturaleventsboard.org. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Getting Started with Adobe Photoshop. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St.,

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Boulder/Denver Area BioLounge — Rotating exhibit of art and science. CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft — Drawings by Marc Brandenburg. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Feb. 20. Edits — Paintings by Stephen Batura. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30. Moments In Between — Paintings by Barbara Shark. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30.

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Light Leaks — Paintings by Isca Greenfield-Sanders. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through Jan. 9. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Collages by Gerda Rovetch. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Dec. 31. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Paintings by Tina Will. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Jan. 30. Shut Your Face Off! Mixed media by Donald Fodness & Alvin Gregorio. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122.

Through Jan. 31. Slides of a Changing Painting — By Robert Gober. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through Jan. 16. Swimming in Cola — Sculptures by Dewane Hughes. UMC Art Gallery, CU campus, 303-492-6161. Through Dec. 17. Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Jan. 9. A Visual Alphabet: Herbert Bayer’s Anthology Paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Dec. 31.

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Boulder, 303-875-0276. Gindi Cafe Gay Night. Every Thursday night. Gindi Cafe, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 720242-8961. He’Brew Jewbilation. 3 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Through Dec. 8. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www. flamenco-boulder.com. Lunchtime Healing Space — With Alan McAllister. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-5455562.

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Friday, Dec. 3

music Bluegrass Pick. Noon. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Bonnie and Her Clydes. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Brittany Williams. 5 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. By All Means. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. CU 2010 Holiday Festival. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-8008. DJ Chonz and Friends. 10 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. The Grant Farm. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Hazel Miller. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Hell’s Belles. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. In Due Time. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Jarrad Menard. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. New Sensation. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Old-Fashioned Hootenanny. 7 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Pantyraid. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Paper Bird & Bela Karoli. 7 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Skean Dubh. 7 p.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345. Star Route. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Teresa Storch. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628.

events 3 Steps Back — Children’s theatre. Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beer Garden. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. The Rib House, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-7427. Boulder Designers Group for Women. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Chancing the Fjord — Fall 2010 BFA exhibition opening reception. 5-7 p.m. CU Art Museum,

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Apparently, these ladies are Angus Young’s favorite AC/DC cover band. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399.

CU campus, 303-492-8300. Exhibit through Dec. 17. Salsa Dancing. 10:30 p.m. Trattoria on Pearl, 1430 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-544-0008.

Saturday, Dec. 4

music Acoustic Brunch. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-443-5108. Bluegrass Pick. Noon. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Blue Star Connection Benefit — With Ronnie Baker Brooks and Delta Sonics. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St.,

Boulder, 303-443-3322. Boulder Concert Band’s A Polar Express Christmas. 7 p.m. Manhattan Middle School for the Arts & Academics, 290 Manhattan Dr., Boulder, 303 530-7633. Brian Stevens. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-4435108. Cheryl Wheeler. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. CU 2010 Holiday Festival. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-8008. Halden Wofford and the Hi-Beams. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Jeff Finlin. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303

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words Thursday, Dec. 2 Fen Montaigne’s Fraser’s Penguins: A Journey to the Future in Antarctica. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4472074.

Sunday, Dec. 5 An Afternoon With Local Authors — Richard Johnston, Camilla Rees, Bill Hubiak and Dale Eisler. 2 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-2074.

Monday, Dec. 6 “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Tuesday, Dec. 7 Michael Fischman’s Stumbling Into Infinity. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

Wednesday, Dec. 8 Liza Campbell’s The Dissemblers. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

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A Christmas Carol — Presented by Colorado Shakespeare Festival. University Theatre, CU campus, 303-4920554. Through Dec. 24. Hello Dolly! Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Through Feb 26, 2011. Jacob Marley’s Christmas Carol — Presented by OpenStage Theatre. Art Lab, 239 Linden St., Fort Collins, 970-2216730. Through Dec. 19. The Nutcracker — Presented

Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. John McLaughlin and the 4th Dimension. 8 p.m Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303786-7030. Logi Ligi. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. MLOW Garage Band Show. 1 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. P-Nuckle. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. Reverb and The Verse,The Desciples. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. The Robinson Quartet. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Synergy. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Whiskey Blanket, Microphone Militants. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303443-3399. The ZydeCoasters. 9:30 p.m. The Pioneer Inn, 15 E. 1st St., Nederland, 303-258-7733.

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3 Steps Back — Children’s theatre. Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. 29th Holiday Fashion Show and Luncheon —To benefit stroke victims in need. 10:30 a.m. Omni Interlocken Hotel & Resort, 500 Interlocken Blvd., Broomfield, 303-440-2066. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. Kakes Studio, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303918-6617. Final Cut Pro Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Gingerbread Tea. Noon. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas — Presented by the Peanut Butter Players. 1:30 p.m. Harlequin Center for the Performing Arts, 900 Public Rd., Lafayette, 303-786-8727. Saturdays through Dec. 18. Q’s Food & Wine Series: Bubbles. 6:30 p.m. Q’s Restaurant, Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. ReSource Tool Library Grand Opening. 2-5

by Boulder Ballet Company. Vance Brand Civic Auditorium, 600 E. Mountain View Ave., Longmont, 303-443-0028. Dec. 4 & 5. The SantaLand Diaries — Presented by Boulder Ensemble Theatre Company. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Dec. 1 through 23. Vox Feminista’s Live From Planet Earth: Uh Oh! Nomad Theatre, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder, 303-443-7510. Through Dec. 11.

p.m. The ReSource Yard, 6400 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 303-419-5418.

Sunday, Dec. 5

music Acoustic Eidolon. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Acoustic Jam. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. The Atomic Duo. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Dead Winter Carpenters. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Decker. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. The Goat Ropers. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. The Grouch, Brother Ali, Eligh, Los Rakas. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303443-3399. Jazz Jam — With Mark Diamond. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Irish Session. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Mellow Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Whiskey Blankets, Microphone Militants. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303443-3399.

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Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 7:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. A Christmas Story. 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Final Cut Pro Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder,

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303-875-0276. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Gingerbread Tea. Noon. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Lafayette Library Annual Holiday Tea. 2-4 p.m. Lafayette Public Library, 775 W. Baseline Rd., Lafayette, 303-665-4248.

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sign-up. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Square Dance —With caller band. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Weekly Bluegrass Pick — All levels welcome. 8-11 p.m. Oskar Blues, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685.

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Are You Eating Your Emotions? 7 p.m. Boulder Public Libray, 1001 Arapahoe Ave.,

Boulder, 720-475-1300. Auditions for The Philanderer. 7:30 p.m. Boulder’s Upstart Crow Theatre Company, 2131 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-442-1415. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Bar-N-Dance Old-Time Square Dance. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St,, Lyons, 303-823-0816. Boulder Improv Jam Association — Public dance jam every Tuesday. 7:30-10:30

p.m.The Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 720-934-2028. CSS-Based Web Design. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-8750276. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-7867050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Healing Space — With Alan McAllister. 4 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Open Mic Poetry and Music — Hosted by

Electric Blues Jam. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Face A Cappella Holiday Show. 7 p.m. Boulder’s Dinner Theatre, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. The Grouch, Brother Ali, Eligh, Los Rakas. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303443-3399. James Moore & Kort McCumber. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-5430886. Jay Ryan’s Big Top — Open stage. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave.,Arvada, 303-463-6683. Tech N9ne. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030.

events Adobe Dreamweaver Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Boulder County Alcoholics Anonymous — Happy hour group. 5:30 p.m. 5375 Western Ave., Boulder, www. BoulderCountyAA.org. Boulder Library Film Program — Deaf. 6 p.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., 303-441-3120. Magical Mexican Mondays — With live magic by Erica Sodos. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. Meditation Instruction — Introductory talk and refreshments. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Step in Time Historical Tour of Downtown Longmont. 6:30 p.m. 5th & Main streets, Longmont, 303-776-3611.

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music The Clamdaddys Transcendental Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. In Memory of, In Honor of John Lennon. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Kamikaze Karaoke Gong Show. 9 p.m. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. The Longest Day of the Year. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303440-4628. Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Pete Anderson. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Pete Kartsounes. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Tera Gatos. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. The Velvet Elvis. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

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Kids’ Calendar Thursday, Dec. 2 Drop-in Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

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Sunday, Dec. 5 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Monday, Dec. 6 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349.

Tuesday, Dec. 7 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720685-5200. Storytime for Children. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303441-3120. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Wednesday, Dec. 8 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

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ment of sensitivity.) If the partner is prone to neck cramps, indicate that it’s reasonable to switch back and forth from tongue to fingers. Or, purchase a fun toy for extra playful support, such as the Sqwell. It has 10 soft, velvety, pink tongues on a rotating wheel to stimulate the clit. And remember, good oral sex starts by opening your mouth — not for licking or sucking, but rather for talking. Sex becomes stellar when you can tell your partner what gets you going! Dear Dr. Jenni, I want to try anal sex, but my girlfriend is completely opposed to it. How can I convince her at least to try it? Interested In Anal Exploration Dear IIAE, If you want your woman to try anal play, you need to be open to the idea of equal reciprocation. Once you are willing to take an initial risk, she may be more likely to follow suit. Keep in mind that because many heterosexual men are hesitant to express interest in receiving anal pleasure, many women also assume the activity to be unattractive. If you want her to try things outside her comfort zone, invite the conversation, but don’t push the activity. For instance, because the anus contains numerous nerve endings inside and out, for men and women alike, you can chat about how anal play can be a pleasurable opportunity to expand your sex life. You can discuss settings that feel safer to explore each other’s back sides, such as the shower or bath. However, if your girlfriend still feels that the anus symbolizes exit-only, you may need to honor this boundary and give the conversation more time and space. If you do decide to play, though, remember the three rules of anal exploration: reciprocation, lubrication and deceleration. Be willing to give and receive equally. Use a lot of lube, as the anus is not a self-lubricating system. And go slow! Send questions for Jenni Skyler, PhD, to drjenni@theintimacyinstitute.org. Skyler is a sex therapist and board-certified sexologist who runs The Intimacy Institute in Boulder, www.theintimacyinstitute.org.

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hen asked what got him and his fellow brewer Chris Asher, left, and Steven Turner Chris Asher into the beer business, Asher Brewing Company’s Steven Turner can actually name a person. “Like a lot of brewers today, it’s Charlie’s fault,” Turner says. Charlie, in this case, refers to Charlie Papazian, the man who founded the American Home Brewers Association in 1978 and in 1984 wrote the “home brewer’s bible,” The Complete Joy of Home Brewing. “We both started out as home brewers,” Turner says. Now these two former home brewers are trying to establish a legacy of their own. Asher Brewing Company, the first certified organic brewery in Boulder, is celebrating its first year in business and is throwing ready for an organic brewery.” a party to celebrate. The brewery will be holding its A mutual friend then introduced Asher and one-year celebration on Dec. 4 at the brewery in the Turner. Both were award-winning brewers, and Gunbarrel area of Boulder. The celebration will featogether they had more than 20 years of brewing ture food from StrEat Chefs, acoustic sets from The experience around Colorado. 18 Switchbacks and, of course, plenty of beer, with “Our friend said, ‘You two should meet, I think the brewery’s signature line of organic ales on tap. you have a complementary skill set,’” Turner says. The brainchild of co-founders Asher and Turner, In addition to brewing, Turner, a Colorado State Asher Brewing Company first opened its doors on University graduate, has worked extensively in sales, Nov. 20, 2009, and became the first fully organic while Asher has a master’s in business administration brewery in Boulder when all of its beers were certified from the Leeds School of Business at CU. After a as organic in February. year of planning, they came out with their first brew, While working as a brewer at the former Red Fish Greenade Organic Double IPA. Brewery (now the Boulder Draft House), Asher Since then, they have added six more brews to noticed that one of the most popular beers at the their lineup: Treehugger Organic Amber, Green brewery was an organic selection. Lantern Organic Kolsch, Hippie Nectar Organic “He thought he was onto something,” Turner says. Wheat, Funbarrel Kriek, Green Bullet Organic IPA “I think it showed that Colorado and Boulder were and Green Monstah Strong Ale. Their beers are now

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t’s too cold for a fair-weather cyclist Teresa ordered the $7.95 Works to ride, and there’s not enough snow omelet, likely large enough for two starvto go skiing. So what to do? In the ing people with its payload of four eggs, run-up to the hectic holidays, a leibacon, sausage, cheddar cheese, mushsurely weekend breakfast sounded rooms, onions and bell peppers. She noted like just the ticket. So I decided to explore that many restaurants would load up a Longmont’s Aunt Alice’s Kitchen (not to similar dish with the less costly vegetables be confused with Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s versus pricey protein. In this case, howevRestaurant” or my actual Aunt Alice, she er, no one could fault the amount of meat, of the incessant whistling during mah although Teresa found it “almost overjong and fierce battles over paying the whelming.” She nevertheless enjoyed her check). This is a diner, and it possesses a course, and lauded the hash browns for pronounced retro charm. their lack of greasiness and pleasantly Situated on North Main Street in a crispy exterior. sea of strip malls, the menu here is what Feeling carnivorous, I requested the you’d expect from a reasonably priced yet $6.95 steak-and-egg special, featuring a satisfying diner. Décor highlights include petite sirloin, two eggs, hash browns and Broncos paraphernalia and military airchoice of toast or pancakes. Feeling decacraft models, including what appears to be dent, I went with the flapjacks, which an Apache chopper about to auger in. The were a duo of good-sized and fluffy butendearingly classic menu includes such termilk numbers with a light texture. favorites as patty melts and fried chicken While the syrup was imitation maple, at lunch and dinner, free pie on certain he song “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” (not massacre) and whipped butter enhanced the pancakes’ days, and a notation that breakfast is subsequent film with the abbreviated title Alice’s Restaurant, flavor. My expectations are typically low served any time. Of course, I had to bite are based on Arlo Guthrie’s experience getting arrested for when it comes to the beef in a steak-andmy tongue while resisting borrowing the illegally dumping trash. Ironically, Guthrie learned that this egg special. But in this instance, the sirline from Swingers about ordering my eggs minor arrest could preclude him from serving in the military dur- loin was both tender and flavorful, renin the Age of Enlightenment. ing the Vietnam War. Oddly enough, the arresting officer was dering a steak sauce cover-up unnecessary. Alice’s possesses a loyal following, one William Obanhein, known as Officer Obie, who played Is this the greatest breakfast ever? with a substantial and predominantly himself in the film. But Obanhein had an association with Probably not, but you’d be hard-pressed older (there are discounted seniors poranother much more mainstream icon of American popular to find a superior alternative to Aunt tions available on some meals) Sunday culture: In his police uniform, Obie was a model for none other Alice’s for a value-priced coffee shop breakfast crowd. Despite many folks wait- than Norman Rockwell, known for his wholesome artwork. breakfast. If you’re looking for locavore ing in line, tables turn over quickly here, gourmet fare with plenty of frills, don’t and friend Teresa and I had to wait all of bother coming here. If it’s a simple but a scant five minutes before being shown to a combrim. You have to appreciate how much the wait hearty meal you seek, that’s an altogether different fortable, vinyl-upholstered booth. staff hustles here to ensure cups of coffee stay topped proposition, and you’ll definitely find what you’re The instant we sat down, a server took our drink off and that meals arrive at the table as soon as poslooking for in this refreshingly unpretentious setorders, and before you could say “Farmers Brothers sible. Morning selections include omelets, pancakes ting. Coffee,” my mug of hot java arrived, filled to the and skillet options. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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hew, I survived Thanksgiving and dessert-a-palooza 2010. It’s nice to be the dessert diva, but can’t someone just ask me to bring the green bean casserole sometime? Not only do they want an extraordinary pumpkin pie, they want a variety of pumpkin desserts, and then for me to “surprise” them. Here’s a cheesecake my friend Sara Lee made ... Surprise! All right, I’m exaggerating. I don’t mind it; I’m just happy the pumpkin baking is done for the year. On to other holiday treats. How about a Fruitcake Cheesecake? I know what you are thinking, but I think you will like the twist on this fruitcake concoction. I think fruitcakes get a bad rap, to be honest. I have had many a tasty one in my lifetime, but heaven forbid bringing one to a party or giving one as a gift. It turns into the pass-from-familyto-family game or the beloved regifting game. I’m a re-gifting champ (sorry friends, I’m sure I’ve never done that to you), but no one will want to get rid of this creamy cheesecake filling combined with the candied fruit and spices. I use gingersnaps for the crust, which helps bump up the spice factor and complements the chewy fruit to a T. The real complement to this tasty treat is a nice snifter of brandy. Many fruitcakes are soaked in brandy or rum, but I find it more enjoyable to drink the brandy than have it in the cheesecake — there’s a shocker — but I have had a fruitcake from the Caribbean where I could smell the rum from my mailbox, and brother, it was delicious. So feel free to soak your fruit in some spirits before you add it to the filling. This might just guarantee your cheesecake fruitcake does not become the re-gifting joke of the season. And if it does, well, drink your brandy and don’t share; that oughta hit ’em where it hurts. Ahhh, my sharing holiday spirit is in full swing.

Now follow the directions, put some love into it and invite me over when it’s done.

Fruitcake Cheesecake 1 1/2 cups crushed gingersnaps (about 20-25 whole gingersnaps) 3 tbsp. sugar 3 tbsp. butter, melted 3 (8 oz.) packages of softened cream cheese 3/4 cup of sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 3 large eggs 2 tbsp. flour 2 tsp. vanilla 1 1/2 cups candied fruits (you can find in produce department) 1 cup walnuts Mix gingersnap crumbs, butter and sugar, press into 9-inch springform pan (wrap bottom and side of pan in foil). Bake in preheated 325-degree oven for 10 minutes. Take out and set aside. Keep oven on. Combine cream cheese, sugar and lemon juice, mix until smooth. (You can use hand mixer or food processor.) Add eggs one at a time and mix. Add vanilla and flour. Make sure batter is smooth and creamy. Fold in candied fruit and walnuts. Pour over top of baked crust. Bake for 50 to 55 minutes until edges just start to crack and center is still jiggly. Take out and let cool five to 10 minutes. Run a sharp knife gently around edge of cake to loosen from pan. Let cool completely. Refrigerate to keep nice and firm. When ready to serve, set on serving platter and release spring form. Dust with powdered sugar. Serve with whipped cream and garnish with bits of the candied fruit if desired. Enjoy! You can watch the Dessert Diva every Monday at 8:35 a.m. on Channel 2. To contact Danette at the station, visit 2thedeuce.com, and click on Daybreak on the Deuce. To chat and/or send comments and suggestions, write to jdromega@aol.com. Boulder Weekly

TIDBITES Food happenings around town Rib-eating contest On Dec. 7, The Rib House in Boulder will host its Battle to the Bone rib-eating contest from 5 to 8 p.m. Contestants will have 20 minutes to eat as many ribs as possible, with a $500 prize for first place and $250 for second place. The entry fee is $25 (a bargain for all that meat, even if you don’t win), and you can pre-register at The Rib House, located at 1801 13th St. For more information, call 303-442-RIBS (7427), or visit www.theribhouse. com. Colterra revenues up As Colterra Food and Wine Restaurant celebrates its fourth year in business, owner and Executive Chef Bradford Heap has announced that October 2010 revenues show an increase of 150 percent over the same month last year. “Money may still be tight these days,” he says. “But people still want to go out to eat, especially when the value is there.” Colterra is located at 210 Franklin St. in Longmont. For more information or to make reservations, call 303- 652-0777. Lunch money Local nonprofit Community Food Share, now in its 29th year of providing meals to the needy, has received a $25,000 grant from the Amgen Foundation for general operating expenses. “The Amgen Foundation has been generously supporting Community Food Share since 1996,” says Jim Baldwin, CEO of Community Food Share. “We have experienced a 15 percent increase in food distribution over this period in 2009, as unemployment remains high. For every dollar donated, we can distribute four meals. This funding from the Amgen Foundation in Colorado will help us provide 100,000 meals.” Community Food Share distributes food to those in need in Boulder and Broomfield counties through a network of more than 50 member agencies, including food pantries, soup kitchens, shelters and emergency food box programs, as well as through several direct service programs targeting at-risk populations. All food is distributed free of charge.

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In 2009, Community Food Share distributed more than 6.6 million meals (one meal equals one pound), 1.3 million more meals than in 2008, a 25 percent increase. For more about Community Food Share, visit www.communityfoodshare.org.

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Food drive on the parkway Meadows on the Parkway Shopping Center is joining Community Food Share in helping to end hunger in Boulder and Broomfield counties by hosting a Community Food Drive. On Dec. 11, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., the merchants in the Meadows on the Parkway Shopping Center are asking the public to join their efforts to make a difference in the lives of those struggling to feed their families this holiday season. Non-perishable food items can be dropped of at Suite A-104, between Blockbuster Video and Michaels. Meadows on the Parkway Shopping Center, which houses more than 45 merchants, is located at 4800 Baseline Rd., Boulder. Brews and banquets A number of local restaurants are teaming up with breweries and wineries to offer unique wine and beer dinners this month. Backcountry Pizza, in Nederland, is hosting a seven-course beer dinner featuring Russian River beers on Tuesday, Dec. 14, at 6 p.m. The cost is $60 a person, and reservations are required. Backcountry Pizza is located in the Caribou Shopping Center, and can be reached at 303-258-0176, or online at www.backcountrypizza. com. The Savory Café, also in Nederland, is hosting a French Wine Dinner on Thursday, Dec. 16, at 6:30 p.m. The six courses will be paired with six different wines. The cost is $55 a guest. For reservations, call 303-258-7329, or visit www.thesavorycafened.com for more information. In Boulder, Alba Restaurant and Wine Bar will host its Holiday In Rome Dinner on Wednesday, Dec. 15. The meal includes optional wine pairings. Tickets are $45 a person, and reservations can be made by calling 303-938-8800. Alba’s is located at 2480 Canyon Blvd.

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l Pastaio’s a petite spot situated a stone’s throw from the 30th Street King Soopers. Unsurprisingly, the menu relies heavily on fresh pasta, ranging from ribbons of fettuccine to stuffed ravioli, topped with anything from creamy Alfredo to herbaceous pesto. Of note are the hearty lasagnas, available in meatless, turkey and beef versions, and the raviolis, which are great paired with tomato cream sauce.

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Brasserie Ten Ten

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Salvaggio’s Italian Deli 2609 Pearl St., Boulder 303-938-1981

alvaggio’s won’t win awards for groundbreaking sandwiches, but that isn’t the point. In this case, a predictable menu is a virtue. Fans of textbook deli-style sandwiches will be content here, and the generous portions and classic flavors will put the diner in a comfortable frame of mind. Top choices include the traditional Italian sub with its mix of pepperoni, Genoa salami, mortadella and provolone. Chicken salad is another fine entry.

Pupusas Sabor Hispano 4550 N. Broadway, Boulder 303-444-1729

oulder’s Pupusas Sabor Hispano decamped a few months back from the west side of Broadway to bigger, more posh digs across the street. Fortunately, one can still enjoy the restaurant’s namesake Salvadorean pupusas and staples typically associated with Mexican cuisine, such as menudo, burritos and tacos, at moderate prices. Vegetarians will enjoy the flavorful bean pupusa, while the carnivore will delight in the rich pork versions.

Delhi Darbar 1132 W. Dillion Rd., Louisville 303-665-4848

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owntown’s Brasserie Ten Ten has a touch of the old school with its wood panels, a full bar and ambience that isn’t just typical modernist minimalism. Traditionalism’s also apparent on the menu: escargot, steak frites and seafood platters. Other items, like a hot dog dressed with mornay sauce and gruyere cheese, may not be strictly authentic, but are still consistent with the brasserie’s comfort-food tradition.

Harpo’s Sports Grill

oulder’s Harpo’s Sports Grill is a casual joint spotlighting affordable drink specials, tavern staples ranging from wings to burgers, and big-screen TVs perfect for watching games. Menu highlights include the delightfully crispy fish and chips with dill-scented batter, and the Boulder Burger, a half pound of beef topped with bacon, roasted red pepper and pepper jack cheese.

savory items like an authentic Vietnamese banh mi sandwich or an outstanding grilled cheese. The menu is constantly changing, but reasonable prices and high quality are certainly the norm.

Zoe Ma Ma 2010 10th St., Boulder 303-545-MAMA

improvement monoliths, Delhi Darbar serves a classic Indian menu, including a reasonably priced luncheon buffet. There are vegetarian specialties such as an okra bhindi, which matches this unique vegetable with onion. Other worthy choices include a pleasing lamb stew and a fresh-from-the-oven Tandoori chicken.

has a definite Teutonic vibe, as evidenced by the ample selection of dinner menu schnitzels and old country bric-a-brac. The morning menu features standard bacon-and-egg breakfasts with such flourishes as German-style potatoes and fine vegetarian green chile.

elf-described as a “community bistro,” The Kitchen prides itself on using such sustainable local ingredients as Long Farm pork, Monroe Farm veggies and Fox Fire lamb. The diverse menu, which has attracted national media attention, includes charcuterie and cheese platters, as well as melon salads and heirloom squash soup. Those with small appetites will appreciate petite servings of fries and other starters, while the famished can enjoy full-bore entrees like meatless red wheat berries and Long Farm pork chops.

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equestered in the Peloton residences, Pizzeria Basta features an unintimidating selection of starters focusing on cheese and charcuterie, as well as pasta, salads and pizza. The $10 lunch special is an especially excellent value, offering soup or salad with an entree choice of pizza, calzone or sandwich. A chef ’s special calzone stuffed with cheese, bright tomato sauce and salami is a winner, as are desserts like the house-made spearmint ice cream and a lavender-scented panna cotta.

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Andrea’s Homestead Cafe 216 E. Main St. Lyons 303-823-5000

rendy is not how one would describe Andrea’s Homestead Café in downtown Lyons, with ambience that crosses a hunting lodge with a European relative’s home. Indeed, this establishment

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here’s not exactly a San Francisco-style Cantonese menu at Zoe Ma Ma, which features authentic Chinese cooking. Sure, they have pot stickers and steamed bao, the pork-filled dim sum white buns. But there are also northern Chinese noodle dishes and zong zi, a sticky rice-filled Chinese tamale wrapped in bamboo leaf and freighted with pork. One standout is the special Sichuan Braised Beef noodle, a mix of melt-in-yourmouth meat and an impeccably prepared pasta.

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treat Chefs, the brainchild of Top Chef victor Hosea Rosenberg, is an Airstream trailer that moves around town to provide a winning mix of ethnic street food and American comfort classics. Use the operation’s website to track down its whereabouts, and you’ll be rewarded with

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orth Boulder’s Restaurante 100% Mexicano is the latest local eatery to deliver an authentic “south of the border” street food experience. The menu includes staples like tacos with freshly made corn tortillas, quesadillas, tamales with various stuffings and torta sandwiches. There’s also a selection of platos, such as tequila-sautéed shrimp and a fine carne asada platter.

Rueben’s Burger Bistro 1800 Broadway, Boulder 303-443-5000

lending the disparate elements of cycling, Belgian gastronomy and burgers, Rueben’s Burger Bistro is a recent addition to downtown Boulder. The menu highlights burgers, such as the bacon-bleu cheese Spoke, and all are available with a choice of proteins, including natural beef, buffalo, housemade veggie and poultry. Other delicious features include entrée salads, mac and cheese and mussels, not to mention the variety of Belgian draft beers. Boulder Weekly

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aster is a throwback to the action films of the 1970s, from the production color schemes to the film stock and camera angles utilized by cinematographer Michael Grady. If you’re not familiar with classics like Shaft, The French Connection, Dirty Harry, Enter the Dragon and the original Walking Tall, however, you might find yourself a bit confused by the unrelentingly serious and aggressive feel of the film. There are no humorous interludes, not much of a love interest, just a story of revenge. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Driver, a tough-as-nails hoodlum we first meet on the day he’s being released after 10 years in a maximum security prison. Upon release he runs a few miles into town because there’s no one at the prison gates to meet him. From his first minutes of freedom, he’s focused on tracking down the crooks who double-crossed his gang, killing his much-loved kid brother and leaving him bleeding to death. Billy Bob Thornton plays the policeman trying to track down Driver, a role he’s played in countless films. He’s an imperfect slob, creatively named Cop, but his relationship with Driver proves surprisingly complex as their cat-and-mouse game defines the tension of the film. Thornton is days away from his retirement (anoth-

er genre trope), and it’s his younger partner, Cicero (Carla Gugino) who is the most straightforward, unambiguous character in the film. She’s tough, persistent, and furious that she’s been saddled with lazy slacker Cop on her case due to department politics. Plot isn’t the strong point of Faster, with some gaping issues like the puzzle of how a two-bit hood assembled his neatly typed list of the group that killed Driver’s beloved brother.

Deathly boredom

fter six successful films in the Harry Potter franchise, the setup for the final showdown between Potter and his archenemy, Voldemort, should have been an easy winner. That’s why Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 proves such a disappointment. Prior to Deathly Hallows: Part 1, one of the best things about the Harry Potter films was that they worked as standalone movies, entertaining, exciting and with stories that let Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) overcome challenges and mature as a courageous young man. If you’d seen the previous films in the series, the story worked even better, as you could share the adolescent journey of Potter and his pals Hermione (Emma Watson) and Ron (Rupert Grint) as the epic tale of good vs. evil progressed. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, however, is a tediously slow chase film where the heroes hide from Voldemort’s minions by camping in various isolated locations while trying to track down the magical objects that make Voldemort indestructible. The film is about the challenges of the adolescent characters, including the still-unresolved, complicated romantic triangle between Harry, Hermione and Ron. As actors, they’ve all grown in their craft and their performances are nuanced and thoughtful, but weak material makes for a slow film. The film opens with Harry and Hermione leaving 52 December 2, 2010

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Adding confusion to the story, movie-star handsome hit man Killer (Oliver Jackson-Cohen) has been hired to track down and kill Driver. Killer is a perfectionist hit man who does the work for the excitement of the chase, and he’s shocked when Driver proves hard to kill, whining to his gorgeous girlfriend Lily (Maggie Grace) when his attempts fail. The film is ultimately a three-way chase between Thornton as Cop, Jackson-Cohen as Killer and Johnson as Driver, and it’s satisfying in that light. There’s no deep meaning, no romantic interest, and barely any time for character development, but as in the ’70s action films, Faster is about the chase, about the protagonist unraveling the conspiracy and avenging the murder of his dearly departed brother. This is not a complicated film. I’m an unabashed action film fan. I like the genre and the simple storyline, revenge and redemption, earnest criminals caught up in difficult situations, forced to find their own solutions. If there’s some collateral damage along the way, all will be forgiven as the ultimate denouement is unveiled. If that sounds appealing, you’ll definitely want to catch Faster on a big screen. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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their families, the latter inexplicably casting a spell that removes her from her parents’ memories and family portraits. The world has become a far more dangerous place, with Death Eaters taking over both the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts. At times there’s an Orwellian sense to the film, particularly in the scenes where Harry and pals sneak into the Ministry to encounter Nazi-like thought police. One of my favorite parts was a rather odd animated sequence that told the story of the Deathly Hallows, a series of three magical objects (the Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone and the Invisibility

Cloak) that are Voldemort’s ultimate goal, even as Harry and pals seek the Horcruxes to try and defeat him. Animated by Ben Hibon, the shadow-puppet sequence still seemed like it’d be a better fit in a Don Quixote film. How much of the blame for Deathly Hallows: Part 1 lies with director David Yates or screenwriter Steve Kloves, and how much should be assigned to J. K. Rowling, whose series peaked prior to the release of her last book? Just as The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian was the weakest book in the Narnia series and produced a weak film, the overly long 784-page book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is also slow, often boring and unsatisfying (with an unnecessary epilogue that this reviewer and fan dearly hopes they omit from the second part of the film). If you’re a Potter fan, you’ve already seen the film and probably found it a delightful opportunity to catch up with not just Harry, Ron and Hermione, but the Weasley family, Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane) and Mad-Eye Moody (Brendan Gleeson) and hiss at evildoers Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), the over-the-top Bellatrix (Helena Bonham Carter) and Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes). From a purely cinematic perspective, however, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 just doesn’t work as a standalone film and won’t be enjoyable to anyone other than Potter fans. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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The latest film from Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire, Trainspotting) dramatizes the true story of mountain climber Aron Ralston (James Franco), who has to resort to desperate measures to save himself after a fallen boulder crashes on his arm and traps him in an isolated canyon in Utah. Rated R. At Mayan. — Rene Rodriguez

Robert Downey Jr. returns to full-on comedy mode for director Todd Phillips (The Hangover) with this story of an expectant father who must hitch a ride with an obnoxious aspiring actor (Zach Galifianakis) to get home in time for the birth of his baby. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

Beavis & Butt-Head Do America

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After realizing that their beloved boob tube is gone, couch potatoes Beavis and Butt-head (both voiced by creator Mike Judge) set off on a cross-country expedition that takes them from Las Vegas to the nation’s capital. Along the way, they’re mistaken for hit men and get caught up in a weapons-smuggling conspiracy as a gaggle of mobsters and lawmen shadow the two morons. Celebrity voices include Cloris Leachman, Robert Stack and David Letterman. Rated PG-13. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. —Denver Film Society

Burlesque

A small-town girl heads to L.A. to follow her showbiz dreams. Sure, the plot’s a recycled version of Showgirls, but at least it’s got Cher.

Boxing Gym The subject of legendary documentarian Frederick Wiseman’s hypnotic new film is an Austin, Texas, institution: Lord’s Gym, which was founded 16 years ago by professional boxer Richard Lord. People of all ages, races, ethnicities and social classes come to Lord’s: doctors, lawyers, judges, businessmen and kids all learn to spar alongside fellow amateurs and trained professionals. Wiseman depicts the gym as a uniquely American melting pot, a place where people meet to talk and train, and shows us that all the world’s a ring. At DenverFilm Center. — Denver Film Society

Tim Burton’s magical and poignant fantasy tells the story of a young man (Johnny Depp) with sharp shears of metal for hands. After being orphaned by his creator (Vincent Price), he finds his talents utilized to create fabulous hairstyles and lawn hedges! Winona Ryder co-stars. A tender and satirical fairy tale from the director of Big Fish, Beetlejuice and Ed Wood. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres

Burlesque In her first starring role in more than a decade, Cher returns as the owner and headliner of a cabaret who hires an ingenue (Christina Aguilera) as a cocktail waitress. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Carlos Olivier Assayas electrified the Cannes Film Festival with Carlos, his epic and definitive portrait of the notorious international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal, who masterminded

a wave of terror attacks in Europe and the Middle East in the ’70s and ’80s. Venezuelan actor Édgar Ramírez stars in the title role. Co-written by Assayas and Dan Franck, Carlos illustrates the evolution of contemporary terrorism as it examines the life of its title character, a Venezuelan whose real name is Ilich Ramírez Sánchez. Tracing the arc of Carlos’ criminal activities across two decades and several nations, the film features a dynamic cast of international talent and was shot in numerous countries, including Austria, France, Germany, Hungary, Lebanon and Morocco. At Denver Film Center/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

Fair Game A suspense-filled glimpse into the dark corridors of political power, Fair Game is a riveting actionthriller based on the autobiography of real-life undercover CIA operative Valerie Plame (Naomi Watts), whose career was destroyed and marriage strained to its limits when her covert identity was illegally exposed. As a covert officer in the CIA’s Counter-Proliferation Division, Valerie leads an investigation into the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Valerie’s husband, diplomat Joe Wilson (Sean Penn), is drawn into the investigation to substantiate an alleged sale of enriched uranium from Niger. But when the administration ignores his findings and uses the

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issue to support the call to war, Joe writes a New York Times editorial outlining his conclusions and igniting a firestorm of controversy. From Doug Liman, director of The Bourne Identity. At Esquire. — Landmark Theaters Faster See full review on Page 52. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. Four Lions Chris Morris’ Four Lions is a funny, thrilling comedy that illuminates modern jihadism through the prism of farce. What This Is Spinal Tap did for heavy metal and Dr. Strangelove the Cold War, Four Lions does for the modern face of terrorism. In a British city, four men have a secret plan. Omar is disillusioned about the treatment of Muslims around the world and is determined to become a soldier. This is the most exciting idea Waj has ever heard. Better still it’s a no-brainer because Omar does his thinking for him. Opposed to Omar and everyone else on earth is the white Islamic convert Barry. He’d realize he joined the cell to channel his nihilism — if he had half the self-knowledge of a duck. Faisal is the odd man out. He can make a bomb — but he can’t blow himself up just now ’cuz his sick dad has “started eating newspaper.” Instead, he’s training crows to fly bombs through windows. This is what Omar has to deal with. They must strike a decisive blow on their own turf, but can any of them strike a match without punching himself in the face? Crackling with wit and tension, Four Lions is the essential response to our failure to engage with reality and a high toast to the idea that laughter is better than killing. At Denver Film Center. —Denver Film Society The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest In The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest — the final installment of Stieg Larsson’s Millenium Trilogy — Lisbeth Salander is fighting for her life in more ways than one. In intensive care and charged with three murders, she will not only have to prove her innocence, but also identify and denounce those corrupt government institutions that very nearly destroyed her life. Once upon a time, she was a victim. Now Salander is fighting back. Also starring Michael Nyqvist as journalist Mikael Blomkvist. Directed by Daniel Alfredson. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

pared to abandon everything in pursuit of passion. Suzanne (Thomas), the bourgeois wife of a successful doctor, and Samuel (Yvan Attal), live together with their children in the south of France. Weighted down by a thrill-less lifestyle and a stale marriage, Suzanne falls for the handsome young Ivan (Sergi López), an immigrant excon working on their property. Their affair is passionate, but Suzanne is wracked by guilt. When she confesses to her husband, his retaliation begins an ugly turn of events. At Esquire and Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Landmark Theatres Love and Other Drugs Ed Zwick directs this romantic comedy about two commitment-phobes (Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway) who work in the pharmaceutical industry and fall for each other. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Megamind 3D In this computer-animated 3-D adventure, the eponymous supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) finally defeats his heroic arch-enemy (Brad Pitt), then discovers that his life has no meaning without someone to scheme against. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Morning Glory Harrison Ford makes a welcome return to comedy as a famous anchorman hired by a TV producer to revive the sagging ratings of her station’s morning news show. But the egotistical newsman refuses to share the stage with his co-anchor. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Monsters

See full review on Page 52. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks.

In 2009 NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples from Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons, but it crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life forms began to appear there, and half of Mexico was quarantined as an Infected Zone. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain the extraterrestrial “creatures.” After six years, they’re no longer aliens — they’re residents. Our story begins when U.S. photojournalist Andrew Kaulder agrees to escort a shaken American tourist through the Infected Zone in Mexico to the safety of the U.S. border. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society

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From Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Charles Ferguson (No End In Sight) comes Inside Job, the first film to expose the shocking truth behind the economic crisis of 2008. The global financial meltdown, at a cost of more than $20 trillion, resulted in millions of people losing their homes and jobs. Through extensive research and interviews with major financial insiders, politicians and journalists, Inside Job traces the rise of a rogue industry and unveils the corrosive relationships that have corrupted politics, regulation and academia. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres

Beautifully animated and featuring the voices of Christopher Plummer, the late Lynn Redgrave, and Isabella Rossellini, My Dog Tulip is a bittersweet retrospective account of author J. R. Ackerley’s 14-year relationship with his adopted Alsatian bitch, Tulip. Ackerley hardly thought of himself as a dog lover when, in middle age, he came to adopt Tulip — a beautiful yet intolerable 18-month-old German shepherd. To his surprise, she turned out to be the love of his life, the ideal companion he had been searching for in vain. In vivid and sometimes startling detail, the film reveals Tulip’s sassy, often erratic behavior, canine tastes, and Ackerley’s determined efforts to ensure an existence of perfect happiness for her. Written, directed and animated by award-winning filmmakers Paul and Sandra Fierlinger, My Dog Tulip is the first animated feature ever to be entirely hand-drawn and painted using paperless computer technology. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres

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It’s a Wonderful Life Capra’s famous Christmas film about frustrated George Bailey (James Stewart) learning that his life in fact has meaning will be over-shown on every TV and cable station in America during the Christmas season. This is a chance to see the film and have a conversation about why the film is so popular, whether the popularity is deserved or whether It’s a Wonderful Life is another example of what was derisively called “Capra-corn.” The film also stars Donna Reed, Henry Travers, Beulah Bondi, Thomas Mitchell, Lionel Barrymore and Gloria Grahame. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Leaving A riveting new drama by the prolific French filmmaker Catherine Corsini, Leaving stars Oscar nominee Kristin Scott Thomas as a woman pre-

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The Next Three Days Director Paul Haggis (Crash) sets aside social commentary with this deft thriller about a college professor (Russell Crowe) who decides to break his wife (Elizabeth Banks) out of prison after she’s sentenced to life for murder. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Secretariat The luminous Diane Lane stars in this fact-based

story of Penny Chenery, a housewife and mother who in 1973 took over her father’s horse stables and, with the help of a trainer (John Malkovich), produced the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks — Rene Rodriguez A Small Act This feature documentary explores an amazing story of gratitude, telling the inspiring true story of Hilde Back and Chris Mburu. As a young girl, Hilde fled to Sweden from Nazi Germany. Moved by the generosity shown by her adopted country, she eventually sponsors an impoverished Kenyan student, contributing a modest amount to his primary school studies. She never expects to hear from him, but does years later. The small contribution she made paid off — Chris went on to Harvard Law School and is now a respected United Nations human rights lawyer, dedicated to battling genocide and crimes against humanity. Inspired by Hilde’s generosity, Chris started his own scholarship fund and named it after her. Chris Mburu and Hilde Back’s story is a timely reminder of the undeniable power of the individual. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society The Social Network An enthralling, near-perfect comedy of manners from director David Fincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin about the exhilarating creation and contested consolidation of Facebook. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Carrie Rickey Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields Ten years in the making, Strange Powers is an intimate documentary portrait of songwriter Stephin Merritt and his band the Magnetic Fields. With his unique gift for memorable melodies, lovelorn lyrics and wry musical stylings that blend classic Tin Pan Alley with modern sounds, Stephin Merritt has distinguished himself as one of contemporary pop’s most beloved and influential artists. Both a prolific recording artist and composer of theater and film scores, he performs most famously as the Magnetic Fields, whose 1999 three-disc opus 69 Love Songs is widely considered a masterpiece of traditional songcraft and irresistible synthpop. Strange Powers explores Merritt’s songwriting and recording process, and focuses on his relationships with his bandmates and longtime manager Claudia Gonson, revealing an artist who has produced one of the most engaging and confounding bodies of work in the contemporary American songbook. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Tamara Drewe Based on Posy Simmonds’ graphic novel of the same name (which was itself inspired by Thomas Hardy’s classic Far From the Madding Crowd), this wittily modern take on the romantic English pastoral is a far cry from Hardy’s Wessex. Tamara Drewe’s present-day English countryside is a much funnier place. When Tamara Drewe (Gemma Arterton) sashays back to the bucolic village of her youth, life for the locals is thrown upside down. Tamara, once an ugly duckling, has been transformed into a devastating beauty (with help from plastic surgery). As infatuations, jealousies, love affairs and career ambitions collide among the inhabitants of the neighboring farmsteads, Tamara sets a comedy of manners into play using the oldest magic in the book — sex appeal. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres Tangled This witty and charming 3-D computer-animated adventure is loosely based on the legend of Rapunzel, the long-haired princess (voiced by Mandy Moore), and the intrepid thief (Zachary Levi) who frees her from her tower prison. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Today’s Special Today’s Special is a heartwarming comedy with a culinary flavor, inspired by Aasif Mandvi’s Obie Award winning play Sakina’s Restaurant. Samir

(Mandvi) is a sous chef who dreams of becoming the head chef at an upscale Manhattan restaurant. When he is passed over for a promotion he impulsively quits and lets his co-worker Carrie (Jess Weixler) know that he intends to go to Paris and apprentice under a master French chef. Dreams must be put aside, though, after his father Hakim (Harish Patel) has a heart attack and Samir is forced to take over Tandoori Palace, the nearly bankrupt family restaurant in Jackson Heights. Samir’s relationship with his parents and his heritage is immediately put to the test. He has been estranged from his father since the death of his older brother, and his mother is consumed with finding a wife for her remaining son. While Samir is being forced to forsake his dreams, he is desperately trying to master Indian cooking to salvage the family business. Luckily, he crosses paths with Akbar, a taxi driver, passionate chef, and worldly raconteur (Naseeruddin Shah). Akbar inspires Samir and teaches him to trust his senses more than recipes, to stop measuring his life and to start truly living it. With Akbar’s guidance, Samir has a chance to rediscover his heritage and his passion for life through the enchanting art of cooking Indian food. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Unstoppable Denzel Washington, Chris Pine and Rosario Dawson are employees of a rail company racing to keep an unmanned, runaway freight train loaded with toxic chemicals from destroying a city. Rated PG-13. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Victim What’s the ultimate form of revenge? One young man is about to find out. After being mysteriously kidnapped by a doctor and his violent henchman, he’s held captive in the converted cellar of an old mansion. For reasons unknown, he’s forced to endure heinous physical and psychological torture, but slowly realizes the worst is yet to come when the doctor’s brutal plan for him is finally revealed.... Victim is a horrifying, twisted thriller from directors Matt Eskandari and Michael Pierce. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society Vision: From the Life of Hildegrad von Bingen

Hildegard von Bingen was truly a woman ahead of her time. A visionary in every sense of the word, this famed 12th-century Benedictine nun was a Christian mystic, composer, philosopher, playwright, poet, naturalist, scientist, physician, herbalist and ecological activist. In a staggering performance, Barbara Sukowa portrays von Bingen’s fierce determination to expand the responsibilities of women within the order, even as she fends off outrage from some in the Church over the visions she claims to receive from God. Lushly shot in the original medieval cloisters of the fairytale-like German countryside, Vision is a profoundly inspirational portrait of a woman who has emerged from the shadows of history as a forward-thinking and iconoclastic pioneer of faith, change and enlightenment. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres The Warrior’s Way An Asian warrior assassin is forced to hide in a small town in the American Badlands. At Century and Flatiron. — Los Angeles Times/MCT Waste Land Waste Land follows renowned artist Vik Muniz as he journeys from his home base in Brooklyn to his native Brazil and the world’s largest garbage dump, Jardim Gramacho, located on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro. There he photographs an eclectic band of “catadores” — self-designated pickers of recyclable materials. Muniz’s initial objective was to “paint” the catadores with garbage. However, his collaboration with these inspiring characters as they recreate photographic images of themselves out of garbage reveals both the dignity and despair of the catadores as they begin to re-imagine their lives. At Denver FilmCenter/ Colfax. — Landmark Theatres

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March 21-April 19:

Physicist Stephen Hawking believes it would be dangerous to get in touch with extraterrestrial creatures. “If aliens visit us,” he says, “the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.” Those who’ve studied the teeming evidence for UFOs would say that Hawking’s warning is too late. Some mysterious non-human intelligence has been here for a long time, and the fact that we are still around proves they’re no Spanish conquistadors. Aside from that, though, let’s marvel at the stupidity of Hawking’s lame advice. As any mildly wise person knows, exploring the unknown is not only an aid to our mental and spiritual health — it’s a prerequisite. That’ll be especially true for you, Aries, in the coming weeks.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20:

“At times, although one is perfectly in the right, one’s legs tremble,” wrote philosopher V.V. Rozanov. “At other times, although one is completely in the wrong, birds sing in one’s soul.” That may have been the case for you last month, Taurus, but these days it’s the exact reverse. If your knees are wobbly, you’re off-center, missing the mark, or far from the heart of the matter. If, on the other, birds are singing in your soul, it’s because you’re united with the beautiful truth. There are a couple of caveats, though: The beautiful truth won’t be simple and bright; it’ll be dense, convoluted and kaleidoscopic. And the birds’ songs will sound more like a philharmonic orchestra pounding out Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony than a single flute playing a quaint folk song.

you have to squeeze a cow’s udder more than 300 times. I recommend you use that as a metaphor for your task in the days to come. It’s going to take a lot of squirts or tugs or tweaks to get the totality of what you want. Be patient and precise as you fill your cup little by little. There’s no way you can hurry the process by skipping some steps.

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:

“Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,” says the Bible. That doesn’t mean what most people think it does. The word translated as “meek” is the Greek word praus, which in ancient times didn’t mean “weak-willed, passive, mild.” Rather, it referred to great power that was under rigorous control. For example, soldiers’ warhorses were considered praus. They heeded the commands of their riders, but were fierce warriors that fought with tireless fervor. In this spirit, Scorpio, I’m predicting you’re about to get very “meek”: offering your tremendous force of will and intelligence in disciplined service to a noble cause. (Thanks to Merlin Hawk for the info I used in this ’scope.)

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:

Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche wrote a book called Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is. I’d love it if in the next few weeks you would think a lot about how you are on your way to becoming what you were born to be. Current astrological omens suggest you will have special insight into that theme. For inspiration, you might want to borrow some of Nietzsche’s chapter titles, including the following: “Why I Am So Wise,” “Why I Am So Clever,” and “Why I Am a Destiny.”

GEMINI

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Are there any actors who have impersonated as many different types of characters as Gemini chameleon Johnny Depp? From rogue agent to chocolatier, from psychotic barber to astronaut, he is a model of inconsistency — a master of not imitating himself. (To glimpse 24 of his various personas, go here: http://bit.ly/GeminiActor.) According to my reading of the omens, you now have a poetic license to follow his lead. There have been few times in the past two years when you’ve had this much freedom and permission to be so multiple, mercurial and mutant.

During some of her concerts, Capricorn singer Hayley Williams (lead vocalist of Paramore) has worn a tank top that bears the phrase “Brand New Eyes.” I encourage you to consider making that your own guiding principle for a while. By pointedly declaring your intention to view the world with refreshed vision, you will be able to tune in to sights that have been invisible to you. You will discover secrets hidden in plain view and maybe even carve out a window where before there had been a thick, blank wall.

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A tattoo now adorns the neck of pop star Rihanna. It says “rebelle fleur,” which is a French phrase meaning “rebel flower.” The grammar police protested her new body art. They wished she would have rendered it correctly — as “fleur rebelle” — since in French, adjectives are supposed to follow, not precede, the nouns they refer to. But I’m guessing Rihanna knew that. In reversing the order, she was double-asserting her right to commit breezy acts of insurrection. Let’s make “rebelle fleur” your keynote in the coming days, Cancerian. Break taboos, buck tradition and overthrow conventional wisdom — always with blithe grace and jaunty charm.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22:

Research by German psychologists suggests that positive superstitions may be helpful. Reporting in the journal Psychological Science, they discovered that people who think they are in possession of good luck charms outperform people who don’t. “Superstition-induced confidence” seems to act in ways akin to how placebos work to heal sick people: It can provide a mysterious boost. (More here: tinyurl.com/ LuckCharm.) Just for the fun of it, Leo — and in accordance with the astrological omens — put this finding to the test. Get yourself a magical object that stimulates your power to achieve success.

VIRGO

Dec. 22-Jan. 19:

AQUARIUS Much of my recent book, Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia, is rated PG. Some is R. But there’s one story that’s X. Not in the same way that porn is. While it’s uninhibited in its rendering of ecstatic eroticism, it’s a feminist meditation on spiritual intimacy, not a heap of vulgar stereotypes. Still, when the book came out, I couldn’t bear the thought of sending copies to certain relatives of mine who are a bit prudish. So I came to an honorable compromise: Using a razor blade, I sliced out the nine pages in question and gave my loved ones the mostly-intact remainder. May I suggest you consider a comparable editing of your efforts, Aquarius? Your main object right now is to win friends and influence people.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20:

In the waters off the southwest coast of Africa, the small fish known as the bearded goby has always been preyed upon by jellyfish — until recently. Now this formerly mild-mannered species, whose diet used to consist of phytoplankton, has overthrown the ancient status quo: It is feasting on the jellyfish that once feasted on it. Scientists aren’t sure why. I foresee a metaphorically comparable development in your life, Pisces. How it will play out exactly, I’m not sure. Maybe you’ll gain an advantage over someone or something that has always had an advantage over you. Maybe you will become the topdog in a place where you’ve been the underdog. Or maybe you’ll begin drawing energy from a source that has in the past sucked your energy.

Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

Psychologist Carl Jung said that we are all connected to each other via the collective unconscious. Your psyche and my psyche have taproots that sink deep into the memories and capacities of the entire human race. According to my reading of the omens, your taproots are now functioning more vigorously than they have in a long time. You’re in more intimate contact than usual with the primal pool of possibilities. And what good is that, you may ask? Well, it means you have the power to draw on mojo that transcends your personal abilities. Could you make use of some liquid lightning, ambrosial dreams, or healing balm from the beginning of time?

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