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news & views Politics, like rust, never sleeps / 6 Palin has more than a sporting chance for 2012 by Paul Danish On the cover: Colorado bucks trend / 13 Colorado Dems prevail in governor, U.S. Senate races by Jefferson Dodge Personhood amendment defeated / 14 Results echo 2008 defeat of similar measure by Pamela White

buzz The new Monday night / 18 The Cup joins downtown Boulder's many open mics by Mathew Klickstein Overtones: John Lennon's art to benefit Boulder County AIDS Project / 23 Overtones: Eisley spreads its wings / 24 Arts & culture: Broad Comedy has wide appeal / 25 Panorama: What to do and where to go / 27 Sophisticated Sex: Role out that costume again / 31 Elevation: In the shadow of Denali / 33 Screen: For Colored Girls; The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest / 36 Reel 2 Reel: Pick your flick / 37 Cuisine: Waiting in line: Skip it with SplickÂˇ It / 41 Cuisine review: Pupusas Sabor Hispano / 43 Dessert Diva: Honey Ginger Pumpkin Pie / 44

departments Letters: The future of journalism; You should be ashamed / 4 The Highroad: Don't cry for Jamie Dimon, America / 4 In Case You Missed It: Of bongs and Benson; Demon rum / 11 Boulderganic: Greener skiing / 17 Classifieds: Your community resource / 48 Puzzles: Crossword and sudoku / 49 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 53

staff Publisher, Stewart Sallo Editor, Pamela White Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Director of Operations/Controller, Benecia Beyer Circulation Manager, Cal Winn Editorial Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Interns, Eli BooninVail, Mitchell Byars Contributing Writers, Ana Arias, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, April Charmaine, Oakland L. Childers, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Jim Hightower, Gene Ira Katz, Dave Kirby, Heather May Koski, Elizabeth Miller, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Marisa Ware, Tom Winter, Gary Zeidner Sales Retail Sales Manager, Allen Carmichael Inside Sales Manager, David Hasson Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Mike Cutler, Francie Swidler Production Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman General & Administrative Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Shey Behbahani Circulation Team Halka Brunerova, Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, Alan Jones, George LaRoe Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Lowell Schaefer, Karl Schleinig 10-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo October 28, 2010 Volume XVIII, Number 12 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 2010 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com

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The future of journalism (Re: “Bleeding ink,” cover story, Oct. 28.) Mr. Accomazzo’s article on the uncertain future of CU’s J-School brings up the fundamental question about the role of journalism in society. I think it has been and always will be about telling the people the truth and letting the chips fall where they may. Today, however, the commoditization of everything ranging from politics to education has made it so that the pursuit of fact often falls prey to the pursuit of profits (or at least maintaining an operational budget). It’s a reality we’ve more or less become used to over the past 60 or so years, but we are not immune to the corrosive effect this has upon civil discourse. Journalism has become a joke in the eyes of many who would assume our attention spans are too short and our ignorance too smug. People, however, still want to know what’s happening around them, and the changing nature of our media landscape certainly warrants revisiting existing college curriculum. The loss of the student paper at CU, however, reeks of the over-politicization of what is supposed to function as a laboratory for ideas; controversy is stoked at every turn no matter what we do and the proper response in this case would have been to apologize for offending and then moving on. I hope that dismantling the

J-School doesn’t become another move that instills caution amongst those who dare to speak against conventional wisdom. Journalism is vital not only to protecting our freedom of expression, but also our freedom from authoritative

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s CEO of JPMorgan Chase, this ruling mogul of Wall Street must now cope with the recently enacted financial reform bill, which imposes a host of new regulations meant to rein in the rip-offs, frauds and other excesses of Wall Street bankers. Republican lawmakers, however, are crying that the Democrats’ reform bill puts a crushing burden on the poor financial giants. While these Wall Street apologists wail and keen, though, slick operators like Dimon are wasting no time on tears. Instead, they’re devising ways to slip out of the new regulatory reins. For example, the law limits the outrageous overdraft fees that banks have been sneaking onto our debit card accounts. No problem — the giants are quietly imposing new “maintenance fees” for basic checking accounts. Forget receiving a free 4 November 4, 2010

thinking. This “discontinuance” ought to be used as an opportunity to expand the virtues of objectivity, critical analysis, and clear communication to all students, especially since citizen-journalism looks to become a more integral

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Don’t cry for Jamie Dimon, America by Jim Hightower toaster for opening an account, banks now hit you with up to $15 a month just for the privilege of putting your money in their bank. Dimon insists that this is necessary: “If you’re a restaurant and you can’t charge for the soda, you’re going to charge more for the burger,” he lectures. Come on, Jamie, drop the mom-and-pop pose. You’re not a little restaurant struggling to make ends

part of our future. But I’ll leave those details for the faculty to sort out. Mikyle Jivan Lockwood, CU graduate/via Internet see LETTERS Page 6

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You should be ashamed (Re: “Tyler Clementi died for your sins,” Uncensored, Oct. 7.) I came across your article as I was looking for information to write a paper about Mr. Clementi and the awful things people did to him. I was shocked by your title for the story! I understand this is an editorial piece, but your blasphemy was highly unnecessary and offensive! This boy was a victim of cruelty to be sure, but you have just alienated readers who believe in Jesus as Christ with that shameful title. Many of us in the Evangelical community care deeply for children who are being bullied and abused whether they are gay or straight, so to compare him with Jesus is insulting. You say people should be ashamed for participating in Tyler’s mockery, but you, ma’am, should be ashamed of yourself to make such a remark. I will certainly be avoiding your further articles and all publications from Boulder Weekly. Jamie Foster/via Internet

Sliding toward fascism Students of political history know that fascism is the joining together of government and industry. Benito Mussolini started the fascist party in 1919 in Italy, and it ended when he was shot then hanged in 1945. Glen Beck recently called President Obama a fascist but, to be fair, he balanced it out by also calling him a communist. In January 2010, the United States Supreme Court, by a 5 to 4 vote, ruled that corporations using their right of free speech could spend an unlimited amount of money to support or denigrate political candidates, and in their eagerness to rule, the right leaning judges left a loophole that also allowed anonymity. Not surprisingly, in this election cycle roughly 10 times the amount of corporate money is spent to favor conservatives/corporatists as is spent on liberals, who would be more likely to pass laws regulating unfair, unlawful or dangerous business practices. I would never call a conservative a fascist, but I question whether they can stop short of where they are heading. Somebody reassure me! Tom Lopez/Longmont

Diversity brings divisiveness The United States is an English speaking country, not a bilingual or multi-lingual speaking country. Our government conducts all business in English. Our military communicates only in English. Can you envision military commanders giving commands to attack in numerous languages? U.S. businesses typically communicate in English. One of the many strengths of this country is its 6 November 4, 2010

outstanding communications system. All roadside signs, instructions, business correspondence, school classes, and general communications should be in English, with no references to any foreign languages. Immigrants have to learn English, and our children have to be proficient in English. It can be beneficial for people to be fluent in a second language such as Spanish, Chinese, Arabic, etc. Our country needs expertise in foreign languages, but this should be subservient to fluency in English. U.S. citizens who cannot speak and write English as a primary language are probably placing themselves at a disadvantage on the ladder to success in this country. We should not promote language diversity, because it will lead to divisiveness, the same type of divisiveness we see in numerous foreign countries. Donald A. Moskowitz/Londonderry, NH

Our No. 1 health problem The recent withdrawal of the diet drug Meridia marks the latest setback in a long and frustrating quest for a pharmaceutical solution to our national obesity epidemic. Despite millions of dollars spent by drug companies, none of the handful of diet drugs on the market is considered very effective. This is most unfortunate, for obesity has become the number one public health problem for our community and our nation, affecting one-third of our population. It’s a precursor to heart disease, stroke, cancer, diabetes and other chronic illnesses that account for more than a million premature deaths each year. Leading causes of obesity are consumption of fat-laden meat and dairy products and inadequate exercise. This is particularly critical during childhood years, when lifestyle habits become lifelong addictions. The failure of the drug industry to come up with a dietary silver bullet places added emphasis on the diet/exercise solution. The time has come to replace meat and dairy products in our diet with wholesome grains, vegetables and fruits and to undertake a regular exercise program. Parents should insist that their schools introduce wholesome school lunch choices and should set a good example at their own dinner table. Stanley Silver/via Internet

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Politics, like rust, never sleeps

by Paul Danish

oulder Weekly deadlines are such that in order to write an analysis of Tuesday’s election for today’s paper, I would have had to hand it in two days before the polls opened. Analyzing why things happened two days before they actually happen is a tough gig. And the only thing worse than having your story appear under a “Dewey Beats Truman” headline is having your column appear under a “Here’s why Dewey beat Truman” headline. So instead of dwelling on the past while it’s still prologue, and since politics, like rust, never sleeps, I thought this would be a good time to make a brazen prediction about 2012. Sarah Palin is going to be the Republican candidate for president in 2012. She will win the nomination the same way Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination in 2008 — by winning the caucus states and staying competitive in the big primary states. Winning a caucus state (like Colorado) requires a large cadre of passionate supporters and dedicated volunteers. They can also keep you competitive in a primary state. Does the phrase “Tea Party” mean anything to you? A lot of Democrats reading this may welcome a Palin candidacy on grounds that it would guarantee the reelection of Barack Obama, just as Barry Goldwater’s 1964 candidacy guaranteed the election of Lyndon Johnson. And a lot of Republican big shots

think so too, according to the website Politico.com. Last Sunday it reported “top Republicans in Washington and in the national GOP establishment” don’t think she can win and intended to start a “stop Palin” campaign as soon as the election was over. It won’t work. In politics, the saying goes, “You can’t beat somebody with no nobody,” and the field of establishment-certified GOP candidates for 2012, while not exactly nobodies, has a distinct charisma deficit compared to Palin. Charisma counts for a lot. It’s all but impossible for a candidate who doesn’t have it to beat one that does. Just ask Hillary Clinton. So if Palin wins the nomination, can she win the election? You betcha. Yes, she can (which is differ from saying, “Yes, she will”). Huh? (I hear you say). The rap against Palin is she’s too conservative for the country, her appeal is limited to the far right and religious right, her negatives are too high, she’s a knuckle-dragging, right-to-life extremist, most voters don’t think she’s qualified to be president, and she’s too inexperienced, dumb, and ignorant to govern. Now change the personal pronouns in the foregoing sentence from feminine to masculine, and you will have a concise, one-sentence summation of how most Democrats perceived Ronald Reagan right up to Election Day 1980. see DANISH PLAN Page 8

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To be sure, Palin had some real shortcomings show during the 2008 campaign. Don’t expect them to be there in 2012. Two years is a long time in politics. It’s plenty of time in which to reinvent yourself — especially if you’ve already been at it for a year. Since she resigned as governor of Alaska — a move that was widely derided as dumb at the time — Palin has given about 100 speeches all over the country, most of them at Tea Party rallies or on behalf of Republican candidates. In the course of doing that, she has acquired a lot of chits and a ballooning contact list, both of which will be invaluable in 2012. But there’s more to it than that. The sort of speaking tour Palin has been on (and will continue to be on) is like a grand tour of the continent. It’s educational. Palin is learning how to campaign and how to participate effectively in the national political conversation. America is getting to know Palin, and more importantly, Palin is getting to know America. Unlike 2008, Palin will be at the top of her game in 2012. But the question remains, is she too

conservative to get elected? Is she another Goldwater? Or is she another Reagan? Reagan proved that unapologetic conservatives can win national elections (especially when they are running against endlessly apologetic liberals). I see a lot of Reagan in Palin. So does Michael Reagan, Reagan’s son. After she gave her speech at the 2008 Republican Convention, he wrote in his column, “Dad’s back, only this time he’s a woman.” Ah, yes. The gender thing. With Palin, it’s kind of like the race thing was with Obama. Race played a pivotal role in getting him elected. Obama got a lot of votes from white Americans who weren’t color blind. They voted for him because they sized him up, race included, and said, “It’s time.” Race wasn’t their only consideration, or even the most important one, but it was the deal closer. It could be the same for Palin with gender. By itself, gender won’t get her elected. But if her candidacy takes off, it could close the deal. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Tea Party doesn’t scald Dems in top state races

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olorado once again proved its independent streak in this week’s election. While the rest of the nation was seeing red, giving Republicans the largest win in the U.S. House in decades, Colorado’s response was more measured — and divided. We elected a Democratic governor and senator. But we gave Republicans control of our own state House. We soundly defeated amendments driven by an extreme right-wing agenda for lower taxes, against government-controlled health care and outlawing abortion. But we unseated strong incumbent Democrats in state races like treasurer and secretary of state. We also seem to have unseated two Democrats in the U.S. House. So what gives Colorado such a headstrong, split personality? Senate President Brandon Schaffer, D-Longmont, says Colorado voters tend to be an interesting blend: conservative on some issues, progressive on others. “This is a moderate state, and those of us who’ve grown up here and lived here all our lives have always known that,” he says. “We are fiscally conservative and socially progressive. When you put those types of candidates — candidates who are fiscally conservative and socially progressive — on the ballot, they will win. In today’s day and age, the socially progressive candidates are Democrats, and that’s why Democrats are winning in Colorado.” Despite the much-ballyhooed Tea Party effect, it seems that Colorado snuffs out measures — and candidates — that are socially extreme. “When you have these Tea Party ultra-conservative candidates who are fiscally conservative and socially conservative as well, they lose,” Schaffer says. “That’s

a Democratic presidency, Waak says it’s natural for the political pendulum to swing back and forth. “It’s a great opportunity for the Republicans to show they really want to solve problems in this country,” she says. “If they don’t, in two years, the pendulum swings back again.” State Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, says Colorado is showing an independent streak by repeatedly defeating citizen-driven ballot initiatives that would change the state Constitution. If Amendment 63, the anti-Obamacare initiative, was a referendum on President Barack Obama, and if the state were swinging Republican, it should have passed. “I think the fact that it didn’t hopefully means people are becoming much more wary of government by initiative,” she says. State Sen. Rollie Heath, D-Boulder, chalks up Colorado’s unwillingness to simply go with the rest of the nation’s political flow to the thoughtfulness and intelligence of its voters. “We’re just reasserting, once and for all, that we’re very, very independent, and hopefully thoughtfully independent,” he says of the state leaning red on certain races and ballot measures, blue on others. “It’s a thoughtful electorate.” Former Colorado Speaker of the House Andrew Romanoff agrees. “I think people in Colorado vote for the person, not the party,” he says. “The voters of Colorado are thoughtful and shrewd and like to pick and choose.” Romanoff adds that he saw an e-mail that nicely summed up Colorado’s role nationally in this election: “The Republican wave broke on the Rocky Mountains.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

Colorado seeing red in House

f the currently projected winners in the Colorado House races hold, the Republicans’ one-person lead in that chamber will make it interesting when it comes time to discuss issues like balancing the state budget and redistricting next year. The last redistricting effort ended in what Democrats called “the midnight gerrymander” of 2003. They claimed the Republicans took advantage of their majority numbers to create a plan for redrawing districts in their favor. (That plan was eventually thrown out by the Colorado Supreme Court.) In the following year’s election, in part due to financial support from a handful of wealthy Democratic donors upset by the Republicans’ redistricting effort, the Dems won enough races to take control of both houses of the Legislature as well as the governor’s office. The prospect of having another house divided when that issue comes to a head again in 2011 has some political leaders crossing their fingers. “If the Republicans have the majority, they will have the responsibility, and hopefully they will step up Boulder Weekly

what we saw with Tom Tancredo. That’s what we saw with Ken Buck and on down the line. The Democrats know how to balance a budget, just as well as they know how to fight for the little guy out there, and that’s why they win races.” Colorado Democratic Party Chair Pat Waak downplays the Tea Party effect. “It’s hard to point out where the Tea Party won anything, because even in the 4th Congressional District, I don’t think [incoming U.S. Rep.] Cory Gardner would call himself a Tea Party candidate,” she says. State Rep. Dickey Lee Hullinghorst, D-Longmont, agrees. “It wasn’t the Tea Party that swung the majority, it was just a whole lot of unrest,” she says. “I think the Tea Party gets a whole lot more credit than they deserve.” “I always consider Colorado as something of an anomaly,” says Waak, explaining that we are roughly one-third Democrat, one-third Republican and onethird independent. So neither of the major political parties can win unless they attract a significant portion of those independent voters. Waak attributes losses in state offices like treasurer and secretary of state to a “down-ticket” voting phenomenon in which some independents vote only for the top offices, like governor and U.S. Senate, but skip the smaller contests. That means the party faithful on both sides of the aisle have more say on those down-ticket offices, and Republicans saw a higher turnout than Democrats this year, which may have contributed to the defeat of the incumbent secretary of state and treasurer. When asked whether the gains made by Republicans in both the U.S. House and state House are simply a repeat of 1994, the midterm election during

aside. “How partisan it is depends on how well we can get past our ideologies,” Hullinghorst says. Colorado Democratic Party Chair Pat Waak acknowledges that redistricting is probably the most serious concern associated with a Republican-controlled House, and the matter could end up in court again. That is an outcome Hullinghorst hopes can be avoided. “I hope we can reach some agreement,” she says. “It won’t be easy.” State Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, says the Republicans’ takeover of the House reflected “the power of money and negative advertising. I don’t take the results necessarily as a rejection of the Democratic agenda. I would take it as a reflection that those seats are going to swing back and forth. “It’s very hard to say the race is a rejection of what we’ve been trying to do in terms of policy,” she continues, explaining that the Republicans run on a platform of limited government, which is already a reality thanks

Traditionally conservative body shifts back to the GOP by Jefferson Dodge to the plate,” says State Rep. Dickey Lee Hullinghorst, D-Longmont, who was in line for a seat on the Joint Budget Committee if the Democrats had retained cotrol of the House. But she says she’s not troubled by the possible loss of that personal opportunity. “That is the least disappointing to me,” Hullinghorst says. “I will be really disappointed if we don’t retain the majority in the House.” She says the degree of partisan feuding between the two parties at the Capitol depends to some extent on whether extreme right-wingers can set their agendas

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County 1A, 1B squeak by

Open space measure appeared bound for defeat

by Boulder Weekly staff

ith all but provisional ballots counted, county voters appear to have passed two new tax measures — one a mill levy increase to benefit human services, the other a sales-and-use tax to be used for open space purchases. The open-space issue, County Ballot Issue 1B, was head for a narrow defeat late on Tuesday, but garnered enough votes to pass by mid-morning on Wednesday. County Issue 1A passed with 51.4 percent of the vote. It asked voters to approve a 0.9 mill (nine-tenths of one mill) ad valorem property tax increase for a term of five years to backfill significant gaps in state funding for human services. Using current property values for Boulder County, the mill levy increase is expected to be about $7 per $100,000 in actual property value (e.g., $21 for a property valued at $300,000) and should generate about $5.2 million per year for five years beginning in 2011, according to the county. Already the county has made deep budget cuts to make up for a $4.5 million deficit. County officials told Boulder Weekly that $2.3 million of the revenue from the tax increase would be used for child care services. The county has a waiting list of 600 to 700 children, and the list is growing. County Issue 1B appeared to be losing by a slender

margin Tuesday night, but garnered enough votes late in the counting to pass with 50.20 percent of the vote. County Issue 1B asked voters to approve a new 0.15 percent sales and use tax for the next 20 years. The percentage would amount to one cent on a purchase of $10. In addition, 1B would allow for the issuance of bonds totaling $40 million, all for the purpose of purchasing open space. County officials argued that the tax was necessary for the county to make land purchases that were planned some 30 years ago, thus realizing its plans for land preservation. Because a similar measure was rejected by voters in 2009 — the first time an open-space measure had been voted down in Boulder County — county officials worked hard to get their message out to the public. “We did a much more vigorous campaign this time around,” says County Commissioner Will Toor, who went to bed Tuesday night believing the open-space tax had failed. “Unlike the last campaign [in 2009], we raised some money for the campaign, did multiple direct mail pieces targeted to portions of Longmont and southeast county and did a much more vigorous letter to the editor campaign. I do think that there was substantially more effort that went into trying to connect with voters this time around.” Toor hasn’t seen any precinct information, so he

can’t comment on how the vote broke down geographically. However, because early votes and mail-in ballots were tabulated first, he says it’s clear that people who voted at the polls gave open space its narrow victory. “That does tend to be a lot of voters who are younger voters, where if you look at early voting, it tends to be skewed toward voter demographics that are more conservative,” he says. Toor says he’s relieved that Boulder County will be able to move forward with land acquisition, purchasing properties that would almost certainly have slipped beyond the county’s grasp if 1B had failed. “Clearly people were sensitive to taxes this year,” he says. “By a narrow margin, it looks like the voters of Boulder county saw the value in increasing our taxes in order to be able to help our neighbors in hard times and to continue acquire open space lands and to manage those lands to provide all the benefits that open space brings.” The County Clerk and Recorder’s office was verifying provisional ballots as of press time, so election results from the county have not been declared official. However, Toor said that the small number of provisional ballots means that the vote on 1B is unlikely to reverse itself again. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

Personhood Amendment defeated Results echo 2008 rejection of similar measure

oloradans once again rejected an attempt to amend the state’s constitution to give full constitutional rights to fertilized eggs. Amendment 62, known unofficially as the Definition of Person amendment and the Fetal Personhood amendment, sought to apply the term “person” to “every human being from the beginning of biological development of that human being.” Similar to the proposed Amendment 48 in 2008, this year’s ballot initiative aimed to legally recognize fertilized human eggs as people, giving them the same “inalienable rights, equality of justice and due process of law” that the Colorado constitution grants all human beings. And just like Amendment 48, which failed 73.21 percent to 26.79 percent, this year’s version was overwhelmingly rejected, garnering only 30 percent of the vote. If it had passed, it would have made all abortions and some forms of birth control illegal — including the “morning after” pill, birth control pills and intrauterine devices (IUDs), all of which can cause a woman’s body to reject a fertilized egg. The amendment would also have affected people’s ability to make use of in vitro technology to combat infertility and would have eliminated stem cell research. 14 November 4, 2010

by Pamela White Doctors worried that they might face criminal charges if steps taken to preserve a mother’s health resulted in harm to a fetus. Women’s health advocates expressed concerned that women who had natural miscarriages might face legal inquiries, including invasive forensic vaginal exams, to make sure they hadn’t deliberately terminated their pregnancies. The effort against Amendment 62 included medical practitioners, women’s health advocates, reproductive-rights activists, and civil rights experts, as well as rape survivors, some of whom spoke publicly of their experiences and how important it is for a woman who has been raped to regain control of her body by having access to emergency contraception and, if needed, abortion. “The No on 62 Campaign and the more than 70 organizations that have been opposing Amendment 62 are absolutely thrilled,” says Fofi Mendez, campaign director for the No on 62 campaign. “We have doctors, nurses, medical researchers and faith leaders, as well as health care advocacy organizations and civil rights advocacy groups across the state who are absolutely thrilled that they were able to get the message out to voters that Amendment 62 is not only sneaky, but that it confers constitutional legal and constitutional rights on fertilized eggs in Colorado. And that

is something that Colorado voters have overwhelmingly rejected.” Some experts attribute the slight gains made by supports of the amendment to a higher conservative voter turnout. But regardless of those tiny gains, Mendez says Coloradans have made themselves clear on this issue. “Most folks in the state of Colorado have very clearly stated both in 2008 and again in 2010 that they do not want to ban abortion, especially in cases of rape, incest or when the life of or health of the mother is in danger,” she says. “They do not want to ban birth control in the state of Colorado. They do not want to harm women who have experienced miscarriages or who may be seeking cancer treatments. And they do not want to take away the right of families who are seeking in vitro fertilization. Colorado voters have once again told the state of Colorado no we will not limit these personal, private medical decisions that women and their families make every single day.” Proponents for Amendment 62 have told the media they plan to be back with another attempt in 2012. Says Mendez: “Our question to the them is, ‘What part of ‘no’ do you not understand?’” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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oulder City Ballot Issue 2B, also called the “replacement tax” or the “utility occupation tax,” passed with a wide margin: 68.55 percent for and only 31.45 percent against. That means when Thanksgiving comes around, Boulderites can give thanks for the fact that public libraries are still open, there are enough cops on the street to help keep people safe, and city roads aren’t any worse than they usually are. By approving the replacement tax — which really does just replace a fee Xcel users were already paying — Boulder voters ensured that the city will continue to receive some $4 million each year for the general budget. That money used to come from Xcel via the franchise fee, money the city charged Xcel to use our roads and rights-of-way. Of course Xcel just passed that cost onto customers as an operating cost. Now, we’re calling it a tax on Xcel, and they’re still going to pass it on to us. A $4 million zero-sum game. In addition to the money issue, 2B also represents another step on Boulder’s road to energy transformation. In August, the city council decided not to renew the 20-year exclusive contract with Xcel. Boulder can now pursue other energy options, from municipalization to contracting with new providers.

The last bit of language on the ballot spelled this out, instructing the city to “develop plans for providing a cleaner future energy supply […] with the intent of placing choices for Boulder’s energy supply on the ballot before the end of 2015.” For some in Boulder, that’s the most important part. “This is a great win for choice in renewable energy and for a future with options,” says Eric Brolis of Namaste Solar. Groups like Yes on Renewables worked overtime to make sure voters understood that 2B was not a new tax and that Boulder has options beyond Xcel. “Clearly Boulder voters did their homework, studied the issue and realized now is not the time to be locked into a 20-year [exclusive] contract,” says City Councilmember Crystal Grey. Alison Burchell, a volunteer with the Yes on 2B campaign, agreed. “What we’ve seen here is that when you give people the opportunity to educate themselves, amazing things can happen,” she says. “What’s nice about 2B is that it was something to vote for, not something to vote against. The whole country can take a look at what we’ve done here.”

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to massive state budget cuts. “We’ve already got limited government. It’s a good slogan, but it’s not going to translate into much.” Levy worries that the Republicans might be heavy-handed in wielding their one-person majority, trying to push extreme conservative social agendas related to issues like sexual orientation. “I think they will take their 32-33 margin and behave as if they have a mandate,” she says. “If they have an extreme agenda, they’re not going to get it passed.” Former House Speaker Andrew Romanoff lauds Gov.-elect John Hickenlooper for his conciliatory tone on election night. “The problems of the state are too big for one party to solve on its own,”

Romanoff says. “If the Republicans take the House, they need to decide whether they’re interested in solving problems and working with the governor or trying to distract him from his agenda.” Ken Bickers, a political science professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder, says a Republican majority in the House might actually result in a more measured approach to redistricting, since both sides know they won’t be capable of pulling off a major power grab. Bickers suggests the two sides might just agree to shore up their established territories by slightly increasing their numbers in districts in which they already have an advantage. “Gridlock leads to the status quo,” he says. “Then again, hubris and adrenaline are dangerous things in politics.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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f you’ve ever skied, it’s unlikely anyone has to tell you there’s a difference between the way the locals approach the mountain and the way gapers from the Midwest approach it. Locals are often the first on and last off the lift. But the Ski Area Citizen’s Coalition has put a number on one of the things that matters to locals and doesn’t always seem to matter to tourists — the environmental impact of ski resorts on our public lands. The coalition grades ski areas in the western U.S. on habitat and watershed protection, addressing climate change and environmental policies and practices. “We take it upon ourselves with the coalition to make those standards a little higher, to push those ski areas to be better stewards of the lands that they’re borrowing from us,” says Paul Joyce, conservation associate with Colorado Wild, one of the founding partners of the coalition. First place, and a score of 89.7 out of 100, went to Squaw Valley in California. Four Colorado resorts were ranked in the top 10: Aspen Mountain Ski Resort (second, with 86.1 percent); Buttermilk (third at 85.7 percent); Aspen Highlands Ski Resort (ninth, at 80.3 percent); and Powderhorn Resort (10th, at 79.4 percent). Those all count as A grades on the coalition’s report card. “We’ve curved the heck out of it. Otherwise everybody gets Fs,” Joyce says. “I don’t believe in Fs. They don’t encourage action or change.” Breckenridge Ski Resort, Copper Mountain Ski Resort and Winter Park Resort have room to grow. Breckenridge tops the list for worst ski areas, followed by Copper Mountain. Copper touts its investments in wind energy with signs at the base of the lifts announcing they’ve offset the carbon used to run ski lifts with wind power. The coalition scorecard calls that a start, and points to problems protecting the wetlands and the continuous growth of Copper Village as ways the resort is losing points in protecting the environment. Breckenridge scored well in recycling waste — all Vail Resorts recycle

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about 70 percent of on-mountain waste. But new construction, like the relatively recent Peak 8 lift, and the roads and buildings it spawned, cost the area points. The test is weighted so that recent developments and terrain expansions cost an area a lot of points, Joyce says. “The Forest Service looks at them as a partner in getting people out to enjoy their public lands, and that’s a beautiful partnership,” Joyce says. “But the flip side of that is that in the last decade we’ve seen a real move from the industry, from ‘getting out on public lands and it’s something everybody can enjoy’ to a very elitist, real estate-driven agenda.” According to the coalition website, since the 1978-79 season, the number of skiers nationally has increased less than 2 percent. But ski areas, 90 percent of which are on public lands leased from the U.S. Forest Service, have continued to expand their terrain. In the White River National Forest, which leases the land used for Vail, Aspen, Breckenridge and Copper, skiers have grown by 28 percent since 1985, while ski area acreage has increased by 107 percent. “They haven’t been such good stewards lately,” Joyce says. “They do a lot of green-washing to try and save face for a lot of the things they do with the land, but the reality is their impacts are huge, and they’re typically in very fragile landscapes. And they’re using their proximity to those landscapes for revenue.” More ski areas are hiring environmental consultants, but they’re also leaving hot tubs uncovered, heating sidewalks and driveways, and installing lifts that come right out of hotels. Vail Resorts even has a bill before Congress to permit them to build roller coasters for summer use at the ski areas. “Embracing conservation and making money aren’t conflicting interests,” Joyce says. “There are ways to attract your customers and make them feel good about their experience, and still charge them an arm and a leg, but have them be less impactful.” More information is available at www.skiareacitizens.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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The Cup joins downtown Boulder’s many open mics by Mathew Klickstein

oulderites have long enjoyed the opportunity to step out during their evenings and indulge in a bevy of free, live performances that invite neighborhood amateurs to express themselves creatively. Conor O’Neill’s regularly offers an open mic on Tuesday nights, Catacombs hosts one on Thursday nights, and a new weekly poetry reading is currently in the works at Tonic, with similar showcases offered throughout the year at the No-Name Bar on the Hill, the Boulder Bookstore and on the CU campus. Perhaps due to the common statement that there “tends not to be anything else happening that night,” Monday has become the hot night for open mics of all formats downtown.

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During football season, Johnny’s Cigar Bar puts on a heady 21-and-up open mic to accompany spirits and smokes, whereas Trident Booksellers and Café runs combinations of outdoor jam sessions, poetry readings and other open amateur events on their back patio stage during the warmer months. It’s also on Monday nights that longtime Boulder habitué Tom Peters — owner of Pearl Street’s Beat Bookshop — hosts the multi-awardwinning “So, You’re a Poet” series. The series remains the longest-running poetry reading of its kind in our community. It was November 1987 when Peters, dissatisfied with what he thought was a lack of amateur poetry readings in the

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“When I started, poetry readings were not a part of the culture,” says Peters, noting that back in the 1980s, there were no Slam Poetry Competitions, no Def Poetry Jam, and the likes of Jack Kerouac’s landmark Big Sur was all but forgotten. “There were famous poets reading at CU or Naropa, but there was no place for amateurs to read their works,” he says. “That’s why I felt it was important to start my series.” Peters also says the weekly readings he hosts are an outlet for his own creativity as well. “I try to do it all, to be involved in what I love,” Peters says. “And I wanted to have a place where people can be exposed to the things I’m interested in.” Series regular Eric Medema is one of a handful of amateur and professional poets who have been coming to Peters’ weekly series for years. “Reading poetry has helped me find my own voice,” says Medema. He notes that after a traumatic brain injury he incurred some years back, coming to the Goat to read his poetry every week “helps to further facilitate the healing of my brain by speaking my mind without having to stay in a box like most public places will have you do. “I owe Tom a lot for letting me come here to read my poetry,” Medema says. “[The Goat’s] a venue to get it out

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of your head, put it community for The Cup Espresso Café’s open mic night starts at 7 p.m. every on paper, and speak musicians to come Monday. 1521 Pearl St., Boulder, it. To share your back and bring 303-449-5173. The Laughing story more intimatetheir friends. We Goat’s “So, You’re A Poet” series starts at 8:30 p.m. every ly.” definitely seem to Monday. 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, Though Peters attract some really 303-440-4628. says he feels no sense great performers,” of competition with Jarchow says. the other readings and open mics that Of course, there might also be an have come and gone over the years, he attraction to the Cup’s offer of a free says that “none of the others have drawn drink for performers and a raffle in which the consistent number of people” as his those who stay through the entire show“So, You’re a Poet” series. case can win prizes. But, the times — as a famed troubaMarc Perreault, a musician and dour once sang — they are a-changin’. Broomfield Academy teacher, moved Enter The Cup Espresso Cafe, only a few from Rhode Island to Boulder this past doors down from Peters’ Monday night August, seeking a new experience. readings at the Goat. Perreault has found what he’s been lookStill in her early 20s, Mary Jarchow, ing for at the Cup’s open mic, where he formerly of Steamboat, worked tirelessly plays his “pop folk” music and has found a as a barista at the Cup for a year after new community of steadfast performers. graduating from the prestigious Berklee “The scene out here is so alive, and College of Music with a specialty in flute. it’s a great way to meet people,” says Before leaving to continue her professional Perreault, who says he met most of his interest in music as the operations manag- new friends in town at the Cup’s open er for the Dairy Center’s Parlando School mic and that he now plays with many for the Arts last August, Jarchow was able outside of the Cup on a regular basis. to convince Cup owners to allow some co“We’re a kind of family. More like a workers and her to perform as part of the collective than a band,” Perreault says. café’s third anniversary celebration. “Mary’s been really great and makes us all According to Jarchow, the owners saw feel so comfortable night after night.” how presenting live music brought in cus“In the beginning, it was slow,” tomers, and they let her start her own Jarchow says, recalling the first Cup open weekly open mic on Monday nights. mics at which as few as two or three per“[Open mic night] helps develop a formers would show up. “But then,

almost immediately after Memorial Day last year, people started coming more and more. Basically, we’re full every other Monday night now. Sometimes I have to turn people away because we already have a full line-up five minutes into the show.” During those early first open mics, the Cup offered performers the chance to read poems or tell jokes, in addition to playing music. These days, now that the scene has become such a popular event for amateur artists, Jarchow has been forced to admit musicians only, particularly after the Cup’s owners told her there were to be no more poets. “The decision was made,” Jarchow says, “and there was no discussion.” Due to this lack of poetry — and the fact that her open mic starts at 7 p.m. to the Goat’s 8:30 p.m. start — Jarchow, like Peters, feels no sense of competition. Despite the fact that both weekly events take place on Monday night at competing coffee shops so close to one another, Jarchow’s sense is that it’s not a direct rivalry. “If this were New York City, every third shop would have something,” she says. “The question is, ‘Why would someone start an open mic?’ My intention is not to compete, but to have people perform and develop as part of the community. We’re filling a niche.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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John Lennon’s art to benefit Boulder County AIDS Project by Marisa Ware

n 1970, Scotland Yard busted into the prestigious London Art Gallery, shutting down a newly opened show and seizing eight pieces of artwork deemed obscene by authorities. The confiscated lithographs, a relatively tame set of erotic nudes created by the artist for his new wife as a wedding gift, were made by none other than John Lennon, a man whose fame as a pop star barred him from being viewed as a serious visual artist while he was alive. Now, 30 years after his death, a touring show of nearly 100 of Lennon’s drawings and song lyrics will be in Boulder Nov. 5-7 as part of the exhibit IMAGINE — The Art of John Lennon. “Many people know Lennon as a Beatle, a peace activist, a spokesperson and a luminary, but few know him as an artist,” says Rudy Siegel, a producer at Legacy Productions, who works in conjunction with Yoko Ono and Bag One Arts to bring Lennon’s artwork to the masses. “It’s yet something else to discover about the man, the myth and the legend.” The show, which will benefit the Boulder County AIDS Project, consists of a limited edition of lithographs, serigraphs and copper etchings of drawings done by Lennon between 1964 and his death in 1980. The simple, expressive lines of his whimsical drawings in pen, pencil and Japanese sumi ink chronicle Lennon’s life, with a heavy presence of self-portraits. “There’s a lot of similarities between how he wrote his songs and how he drew,” Siegel says. “With a few strokes he was able to capture an entire phrase or draw a point in time in his life. He got down on paper what he wanted to say very simply and quickly, both lyrically and with his artwork.” Lennon’s interest in visual art dates back to his early childhood, when he created a collection of his quirky drawings and satirical writing in a fictitious newspaper he called The Daily Howl. He went on to Boulder Weekly

attend the Liverpool Institute of the Arts between 1957 and 1960, before being catapulted into stratospheric levels of fame as part of The Beatles. “People like me are aware of their so-called genius at 10, 8, 9,” said Lennon in an interview with Rolling Stone in 1971. “I always wondered, ‘Why has nobody discovered me?’ ... Why didn’t they put me in art school? Why didn’t they train me? A couple of teachers would notice me, encourage me to be something

or other, to draw or paint — express myself. But most of the time they were trying to beat me into being a fucking dentist or a teacher.” Lennon found the artistic encouragement he desired when he met Ono in 1966 at one of her art openings in London. “He started to feel like he wanted to do a gallery show,” said Ono in an interview with the Boulder Weekly in 2008. “He said, ‘Well, I can’t do it because I’m a Beatle.’ I said, ‘What kind of nonsense is that? Of course you can do it!’ But he was right. ... There was a kind of art-world snobbery of, ‘Oh, he’s just a pop star. He’s dabbling. We’re not going to show that.’” For the past 18 years, Ono has worked with Legacy Productions to organize and coordinate 15 to 20 shows of Lennon’s art per year across the United States. Ono has faced criticism from those who claim she is exploiting the work of her late husband, especially after she added color to a number of prints of Lennon’s drawings, including several that will be on display as part of the Imagine show. According to Ono, gallery directors had suggested years ago that she add color to the pieces to bring more depth and vibrancy to Lennon’s simple line drawings. She has defended her promotion of Lennon’s artwork, stating that her goal has always been to share his work with his fans and spread his message of love. “Hundreds of thousands of people have come out over the years to see John as an artist in the true sense of the word. That’s really the essence of what this whole program is about — allowing people to come together, pun intended,” Siegel says. “We’ll have the wealthiest person in town standing next to someone who doesn’t have a penny in their pocket and they’ll be hanging out, enjoying the exhibit. Wherever we go, there’s usually a lot of peace and love in the room — from Portland, Maine, to Portland, Ore., and everywhere in between. It’s a powerful gig.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com November 4, 2010 23

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Free from the bureaucracy Eisley spreads its wings

by Brian Palmer

tacy DuPree King — one of the five family members who make up the band Eisley (two of her sisters, one brother and one cousin round out the roster) — is apologetic when she answers the phone. “I’m a bit under the weather today,” she says. “It’s all this touring and spending time on the bus and having to deal with all the recycled air, I think.” She punctuates the sentence with a laugh, which is a good sign considering all the problems the band has endured recently. She says their upcoming full-length record (“We’re looking at releasing it in early spring, perhaps March”) focuses on these struggles. “It’s definitely a new direction for us,” she says. “It has this almost righteous anger to it because of things that were happening in our lives. A few of us went through some troubling situations, personally, and on top of that we were having difficulties with our record label.” The record label in question is Warner Bros., and to hear her tell it, ending this relationship was for the best. “The first thing I thought (when they were released from their contract) was, ‘Wow, now we can make records the way we want without a guy in a suit sticking his hands in things,’” she says. “We had a few problems with them. Whenever we would make a record, they made us feel like that sad, strange kid who gets chastised for coloring outside the lines. They wanted something from us that we refused to give them, which was this across-the-board, bread-winning, successful album. There were all these expectations, and we just wanted to be artists and write great songs. We felt out of balance being on a huge record label. It was not the right kind of relationship for us at all.” So instead of being worried about not having a major label to back them anymore, the band feels relieved. “Yeah,” she says before laughing long and hard for a bit. “I think we’re all breathing this big, collective

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sigh of relief now that the whole thing is over.” Plus, this and other experiences have taught them a few things. “The new songs definitely paint a picture and they’re from real experiences and emotions we’ve had,” she says. “Our old records were just done for art’s sake, I guess. We were more interested in fantasy and love, and I think now that we’ve been through some more things in our lives, there’s this bravery to the lyrics that brings the fantasy into focus.” Their current tour has been going well, which is a huge blessing to the band considering how infrequently they’ve been coming out with new material.

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“It’s great to see all these fans still coming out to shows even when you haven’t released a new record in a while,” King says. “There’s a sense of gratefulness toward them for doing that. When you haven’t released a full-on record in three years or so, to have them still come out to the shows is a special thing for sure. It’s a really great feeling. It’s amazing. They’re the only reason we can do it. If no one came, we’d easily just hang it up and make music in our bedrooms, but the fact that we can just pack up and tour the country is really encouraging.” That passion for music is something that drives the band, so it is no surprise that King encourages others to pursue music if they have that same passion. “I feel like music, for me, is survival, it’s just how I create as a human,” she says. “It’s like I’m infected or something. It’s how I express myself completely, entirely. It’s something I could never just drop.” So in a way she almost has to make music, right? “Yeah,” she says with a chuckle. “When people come up to me and say, ‘I really want to start a band,’ the first thing I tell them is don’t do it unless you have to because it’s hell unless you really love it. Unless it’s the only way you can really express yourself, I don’t know if you should be doing it because it asks a lot of you all the time. It’s like a relationship. Music is my muse. It feels good to me, like it’s part of what makes me healthy.” Despite the righteous anger of the next record, however, King is quick to point out that a sense of balance and self-awareness are helping prevent the band from morphing into an emo band or changing their name to Satan’s Angry Crusaders. “I feel like this new record really does take a journey of love and freedom and even fantasy a bit, but I think it strikes a good balance too,” she says. “It’s not like we’re rock ’n’ roll, hard-edged crack-heads. We’re still grounded.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Humor with a feminine twist Broad Comedy has wide appeal by Katherine Creel

f you’re going to talk about everything from tampons to the Taliban and expect to get a laugh out of it, you’re going to need a lot of balls — or broads. Luckily all-woman comedy troupe Broad Comedy will be bringing plenty of both to town on Nov. 6, when they perform at the Boulder Theater. Politically tinged and musically inclined, Broad Comedy is the brainchild of husband-and-wife team Katie Goodman and Soren Kisiel, who write all of the sketches and songs from their home in Bozeman, Mont. With songs like “I’m Saving My Hymen for Jesus” and “Soccer Mom Ho,” the show covers topics ranging from the politically charged to the universally hilarious, focusing — naturally — on women’s issues. “It’s life and the news and just being a woman traveling around the planet,” Goodman says. “We’ve written things about the Taliban, just everything,” Not everything is for every audience, however, Goodman says. The cast of Broads recently took the show to Vancouver, where their song “The Pro-Life and the Pro-Choice Should Be Friends” — a spoof on the song “The Farmer and Cowman Should Be Friends” — fell a bit flat. “It was kind of dead silent,” Goodman says. “Afterwards we were talking to people and they said, ‘Oh yeah, we don’t have that issue here. Everybody’s pro-choice here in the entire country!’ So we immediately took that out and put something else in.” Even in the states, Goodman says she sometimes tweaks the lineup. And that’s practically a given if you want to get a laugh at both a Republican golf tournament fundraiser and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival,

where, by the way, FringeReview named Broad Comedy one of the top 10 sketch acts. And getting a laugh, after all, is Goodman’s primary objective, which is why she makes sure the politics don’t outweigh the satire — and fun. “Making them laugh is number one because I feel that you need to have the audience laughing in order for them to have receptive, open ears,” she says. “We’re all so burnt out from all the shit that’s going on in the world; I think a really important part of our job is to inspire people, to make them feel re-energized about changing the world.” Goodman says that though the show is steeped in political satire and feminist ethos, it also aims to be a good time for everyone, and is popular with the gentlemen in the audience as well. “I’m not a male-bashy kind of person,” she says. “You think I would be because I grew up in ’90s femi-

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nism, but I was always really uninterested in that. Part of it is, I just don’t hate men. I’m not angry at the patriarchy. I see problems, but I’m very, very interested in having us all work together.” Helping to bring that positive message to audiences across the nation is an ever-changing group of performers. The home team, as Goodman calls it, is based in Bozeman, and a rotating crew of performers audition for cityspecific performances. Actors don’t have to worry about a little thing like pregnancy getting in the way of performing, either. “Everyone’s who’s had a baby in Broad Comedy has performed pregnant. We always have one part that we’ve written in,” Goodman says. “It’s one of the fun things about being an all-women’s show. We don’t kick people out when they’re pregnant. We just work around it, or rewrite or revise, and it becomes really funny, especially if the character is a cheerleader.” Working with such a scattered crew isn’t always easy. Trying to coordinate a music rehearsal over Skype, she says, was pretty much a disaster because of the lag time between computers. “I’m starting to do a solo show now too and I’m like, ‘Oh my God, this is so much easier!’” she says. But with less than 700 miles to travel from Bozeman to Boulder, Goodman says Saturday’s show has been easier to plan than most, and the city promises a receptive crowd. “I think Boulder’s going to be the perfect audience for us,” she says. We couldn’t agree more. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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music Afro Samba. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Boa and the Constrictors. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Danny Shafer. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Dore Taylor. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill Cafe, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Ginga. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Live Jazz with George Nelson. 6:30 p.m. Carelli’s Italian Restaurant, 645 30th St., Boulder, 303-938-9300. Live Karaoke. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Mayer Hawthorne and the County. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m. The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Open Stage with Tommy and the Tangerines — Every Thursday night. Catacombs, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-4424344. Smack Thompson. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

events Adobe Photoshop for the Web. 6-9 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Argentine Tango. 7 p.m. Pearl Street Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, www.tangocolorado.org. Beginning Flamenco Dance. 6:15-7:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder. com. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 9:00am Boulder Circus Center 4747 26th St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Bob Saget. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Boulder Public Library Film

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Program — Documentaries about TutAnkh-Amun’s tomb and ancient Egypt. 7 p.m Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Comedy Works Presents Ryan Lowrey, Shawn Preston. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303665-2757. Gindi Cafe Gay Night. Every Thursday night. Gindi Cafe, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 720-242-8961. Lunchtime Healing Space — With Alan McAllister. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-7867050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. International Film Series — Tibet in Song. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531.

Boulder/Denver Area BioLounge — Rotating exhibit of art and science. CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Charles Deas & 1840s America — Oil paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-8655000. Through Nov. 28. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft — Drawings by Marc Brandenburg. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Feb. 20. Edits — Paintings by Stephen Batura. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-4432122. Through Jan. 30. Exposure: Photos from the Vault — Various artists. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720865-5000. Through Oct. 31.

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music 18 Switchbacks. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-4405858. DJ Chonz and Friends. 10 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Infected Mushroom. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. James and the Devil. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. The Jamesons. 7 p.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345. Joe Kuckla Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. John McCutcheon. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. Johnny Barber Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover

arts arts Moments In Between — Paintings by Barbara Shark. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30. Leanin’ Tree Museum of Western Art — Various artists. 6055 Longbow Dr., Boulder, 303-530-1442. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Photographs by George Vago. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through

Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Kenny Lee Young. 5 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Los Cheesies. 8:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Old-Fashioned Hootenanny. 7 p.m. Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Playing for Change Band. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. Soul School. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Strangebyrds. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Tabernash Jazz. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Terablu Band. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322.

events Boulder Designers Group for Women. 6-9 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. International Film Series — HappyThankYouMorePlease. 7 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. International Film Series — The Magnificent Seven. 9:30 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. Salsa Dancing. 10:30 p.m. Trattoria on Pearl, 1430 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-5440008.

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Bongo Love. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. The Casuals. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Crowboy. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. James and the Devil. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

Oct. 31. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Mixed media by Barbara Bueller. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Nov. 30. Shut Your Face Off! Mixed media by Donald Fodness & Alvin Gregorio. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through

Jan. 30. Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Jan. 9. A Visual Alphabet: Herbert Bayer’s Anthology Paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Dec. 31.

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Jeff Daniels. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. John McKay Band. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Kelly Joe Phelps, Corrine West. 8 p.m. Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Rachel Jane and the Hurricane. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Radical Knitting Circle. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303440-4628. Rene Heredia and His Flamenco Fantasy Dance Theater. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. The Robinson Quartet. 7:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720406-9696. Sole and the Skyrider Band — With others. 9 p.m. Astroland, 4415 N. Broadway,

Boulder, www.myspace.com/astrolandd. Something About Lulu, Driftwood Fire. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-4435108. The Subdudes. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Under a Blood Red Sky. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-6652757.

events Adobe Photoshop Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-8750276. Art Show Tea. 12 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. Kakes Studio, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Boulder Farmers’ Market. 8 a.m. to 2

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words Thursday, Nov. 4 David Barsamian’s Pen and The Sword. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074. David Cohen & Brad Feld’s Do More Faster Office Hours. 1-5 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-2074.

Saturday, Nov. 6 Boulder Ballet’s Nutcracker Storytime. 11 a.m. Tattered Cover, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-3227727.

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Monday, Nov. 8 “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Tuesday, Nov. 9 Claudia Mills’ One Square Inch. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

Wednesday, Nov. 10 Mary Bateson’s Composing A Further Life. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

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p.m. 13th Street between Arapahoe Avenue and Canyon Boulevard, Boulder, 303-9102236. An Evening with Broad Comedy. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. International Film Series — I Love You Phillip Morris. 7 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. International Film Series — If I Want to Whistle, I Whistle. 9:30 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531.

Sunday, Nov. 7

music David Bess Project. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-5460886. Dog House Music Rock ‘N’ Roll Teen Camp Showcase. 1 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Jim Adam, John Stilwagen. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-8236685. Mello Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Open Mic — Hosted by Hotfoot. 2:30 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5763 Arapahoe Ave., Unit E, Boulder, 303-440-4324. Rebecca Abraxas, Bob Levitt,Thomas White. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Truckstop Honeymoon. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

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Web Design One-Week Certificate Program. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Through Nov. 12. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 9 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Magical Mexican Mondays — With live magic by Erica Sodos. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. Meditation Instruction — Introductory

talk and refreshments. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Polanski Shorts — With live score by Sza/Za. 7 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. “So,You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Tuesday, Nov. 9

music Clusterpluck — 9 p.m. Open jam. George’s Food & Drink, 2028 14th St., Boulder, 303-998-9350. Front Proch Revival. 5 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. HOTA Fundraiser. 6 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Jazz Night with Supercollider. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Magnolia Row. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.

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Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:306:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. The Dark Knight. 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. International Film Series — Helena From the Wedding. 7 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. Planetary Healing and Harmony Teleclass — Teachings and meditation. 8 a.m. For more information, call 720-3013993.

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music Brad Goode Jazz Jam. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-0475. By All Means. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Jay Ryan’s BigTop — Open stage. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave.,Arvada, 303-4636683.

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Boulder Conversations with Extraordinary People: Jim Voss. 5:30 p.m. Chautauqua Auditorium, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Salsa Night — Lessons and open dance. 7 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. Warren Miller’s Wintervention. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Through Nov. 14.

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music Acoustic Firefall. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Bilbao. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Bluegrass Pick. 6:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. The Clamdaddys Transcendental Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Kamikaze Karaoke Gong Show. 9 p.m. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303443-3399. Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Reggae Wednesday — With Rita Batiste & The Rhythm Assassins. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858.

events Just Sit. 7 to 9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. International Film Series — Ran. 7 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. Tea, Talks,Transformation — With Linda Lawson. 6:30 p.m. Boulder. For location, call 720-301-3993. Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room. 3-9 p.m. Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270. Vajrayana Buddhist Meditation. 7 p.m. Mipham Shedra, 2860 Bluff St., Boulder, 303-449-0319.

Kids’ Calendar Thursday, Nov. 4 Drop-in Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

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Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Preschool Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200.

Saturday, Nov. 6 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Sunday, Nov. 7 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Monday, Nov. 8 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349.

Tuesday, Nov. 9 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Storytime for Children. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-441-3120. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

Wednesday, Nov. 10 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

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fficer Greg bent Cindy over and slapped handcuffs on her wrist. She pleaded that she had not committed a crime. “You know what you did and you know what will happen to you as a result,” Officer Greg barked. “But officer,” Cindy whined, “I did not mean to break the law.” Officer Greg leaned over Cindy, a smile spread across his face. “I’ve never had so much fun in my life,” he said, breaking role. “Me too,” Cindy replied, wriggling her body toward him for a kiss. It was 2 a.m., and they had just returned home from a Halloween party where everyone loved their officer-andprisoner couples costumes. But their night was just getting started. Cindy had unbuttoned her coat, exposing her low-cut, striped prisoner top and short shorts. She strutted over to Greg and grabbed his belt. “Careful lady,” he said. “You don’t want to be caught battering an officer.” She gripped tighter and pulled him toward her, leading to her sexy and sensual arrest on the living room couch. For months they both had expressed an interest in trying some role-play in the bedroom, but neither had found the right moment or opportunity to fulfill their fantasies … until Halloween. Like many couples, Cindy and Greg were intrigued but nervous about adding fantasy role-play to their sexual repertoire. Halloween offered an excuse to dress up for the whole night, allowing them to break the ice. As the night wore on, they became increasingly more comfortable role-playing in public. Cindy tried to bribe Officer Greg with sexual favors, and Greg performed suggestive strip searches on prisoner Cindy. By the time they got home, they were inebriated with arousal. One week later, their Halloween outfits still lay on the living room floor. As Cindy started to put them back in the closet, she was inspired to try on Greg’s police gear. When Greg came Boulder Weekly

home, she popped out from around a corner. “You’re under arrest,” she giggled as she handcuffed his arms behind his back. She unzipped his khakis, pulled them to the floor, and got on her knees. Helpless and highly aroused, Greg moaned into her mouth. Cindy and Greg fell madly in love with role-play and reverse role-play because it added the right touch of fantasy and seduction to their four-year relationship. They agreed to have two dates each month dedicated solely to stay-at-home, sensual dates filled with erotic fantasies and outfits for role-play. Though it was already the first week in November, they went back to the Halloween shops and capitalized on all the sales so they could fill their spare closet with costumes for the whole year. Though costumes may not be for everyone, role-play can be for anyone. Because you are in character, it can be an opportunity to ask for things you might not normally feel comfortable requesting in regular life. Take the older couple from last week’s article. They have been together 51 years and asserted that they keep the marital fire aflame by incorporating fantasy. Though they do not dress up as they role-play, they pretend to invite various characters into their bed. Sometimes they imagine having sex with a different person, and sometimes they imagine themselves as a different person. In either instance, they can add sexual variety through fantasy and yet still be loyal to and enjoy one other. Fantasy and role-play, with or without costume, allow partners to have fiery sexual fun while still being in the bedroom with the one you love. It adds spice and sexual variety in a safe way. It gives permission for other pieces of your personality to be expressed. So before you put that costume back in the closet, consider some other uses for it year-round! Jenni Skyler, PhD, is a sex therapist and board-certified sexologist. She runs The Intimacy Institute in Boulder, www. theintimacyinstitute.org Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Thursday, Nov. 4 Adventure Tales from the European Alps. 8 p.m. Neptune Mountaineering, 633 S. Broadway, Ste. A, Boulder, 303-499-8866. The Camino de Santiago: A Photo Journey. 7 p.m. REI Store, 1789 28th St., Boulder, 303-583-9970.

Friday, Nov. 5 Avalanche Terrain: Beyond the Basics. 7 p.m. REI Store, 1789 28th St., Boulder, 303-583-9970. Saturday, Nov. 6 Jupiter’s Magic Moons. 8 p.m. Boulder Valley Ranch, Sage Trailhead, Boulder, 303-441-3440. Sunday, Nov. 7 Boulder Road Runners Sunday Group Run. 9 a.m. First National Bank, 3033 Iris Ave., Boulder, www. boulderroadrunners.org. Monday, Nov. 8 Ladies Bike Mechanics 101. 5:30-6:30 a.m. Community Cycles, 2805 Wilderness Pl., Ste. 1000, Boulder, 720-565-6019.

n 1967, a joint team of climbers from Colorado and Seattle embarked on a mission to scale the highest point on the continent: 20,323-foot Mount McKinley (also known by its native name Denali). Of the 12 men who set out on the arduous trek to the fabled summit, only five returned alive. Seven young men lost their lives high on the mountain when a storm of enduring ferocity assailed the summit and rendered both retreat and rescue impossible. At the time, it was the third worst mountaineering disaster in history in terms of lives lost. All three Colorado members of the expedition made the summit and descended safely, just hours before the heavens unleashed hell on Denali. Howard Snyder, Paul Schlichter

and Jerry Lewis were the Colorado contingent, a strong group of young climbers in their early 20s who had earned their stripes by climbing Long’s Peak in the winter, scaling the Tetons in Wyoming and ascending lofty, high-altitude volcanoes in Mexico. Headstrong, confident and determined, as young men often are, the group set its sights on America’s highest point with Snyder in the lead. The most experienced member of the group, Snyder found a friend and climbing partner in Schlichter, whom he met at Boys State in 1962. Lewis, another friend of Snyder’s, joined the duo as the third member. To climb Denali in 1967, teams had to consist of at least four members to be granted access by the National Park Service. The Colorado team did have a fourth member, but

Tuesday, Nov. 9 Caribbean Cruise: Puerto Rico, Barbados,Trinidad & More. 7 p.m. Changes in Latitude Travel Store, 2525 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303786-8406. Youth “Earn-a-Bike” Program. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Community Cycles, 2805 Wilderness Pl., Boulder, 720565-6019. Wednesday, Nov. 10 Pearl Street Runners. Meet at 6:15 p.m. for 5k run. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder. www.pearlstreetrunners.com. To list your event, send information to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. attn: “Elevation.”

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that person was injured in a car accident just prior to departure to the mountain. Forced by the park service to join teams with a less-organized yet equally ambitious Seattle team or abandon the climb all together, the Coloradans hesitantly joined forces with the nine-person Seattle team led by a climber named Joe Wilcox. “We had to traverse by foot to reach the base of Denali,” recalls Schlichter, “and that’s where we got to know Joe Wilcox’s team.” Schlichter, now 65, is a retired Air Force pilot whose speech is calm, confident and centered as he recalls the events 43 years later. “Some of the personality conflicts that have been reported were overblown, but the teams did suffer from a lack of cohesive leadership.” By all accounts, the involuntary meshing of teams brought about unexpected dynamics. Snyder and Wilcox assumed the roles of co-leaders, though Snyder’s Colorado team had the edge in experience and cohesiveness. By the time the 12 climbers had reached high camp at 19,000 feet, the group had broken off into three distinct factions. Wilcox had in some ways defected from his group of northwest climbers and aligned himself with the trio of Coloradans, who had stuck together throughout. Four of the Seattle climbers had been strong on the climb, but opted for a rest day at high camp while the remaining four struggled to fight up the peak. It was decided that Wilcox would join the three Coloradans for the first summit push, while the others would make their attempts on subsequent days. Wilcox and the Coloradans made the summit while the eight remaining climbers stayed in high camp, building their energy for their own attempts. One of the climbers in the Seattle group chose to descend to Camp 6 at 15,000 feet with the four men returning from the summit. Those five men were in the relative safety of a lower camp as the other seven men remained high on the summit ridge at 19,000 feet. What followed was one of the most vicious storms on record. Punishing the mountain for more than 10 days, the powerful storm system swept away the lives of the seven high on the mountain while the five men lower on the peak — the three Coloradans and two Seattle climbers — were able to escape alive. The survivors had been in touch with the National Park Service, but rescue efforts were hampered by bad

weather and poor internal communication by the NPS. “I remember they sent a C-130 to search for the men on the mountain.” Schlichter says. “We volunteered to fly along to help spot the missing climbers, as we had good knowledge of where they were on the mountain. We were told no civilians were allowed on the search-and-rescue planes. I wasn’t a civilian. I was a newly commissioned officer in the Air Force. They still refused to let me on board.” The aftermath of the tragic events were later recounted by Howard Snyder in his 1973 book The Hall of the Mountain King and more recently by James Tabor’s 2007 title Forever on the Mountain. Controversy around the event swirled, but as the storm calmed, the three Coloradan men left the mountain and, after separating their climbing gear, took their own paths. Snyder relocated to Canada. Lewis remained in Castle Rock, and Schlichter entered his career as an Air Force pilot, serving in Vietnam. “While the events on Denali were tragic, I was more deeply affected by the loss of two fellow pilots and friends in the war. We were closer,” he says. “I have put the events of 1967 in the past and moved on.” Schlichter is not void of emotion around the past, but comes across as a very centered man who continues to enjoy cycling, hiking and climbing in the outdoors. On Nov. 6, Snyder and Schlichter will reunite in Boulder for the first time in 33 years for the Colorado Mountain Club Boulder Group’s annual dinner. Jerry Lewis is unable to attend. Both will be speaking at the dinner, which begins at 5 p.m. at Boulder’s Avalon Ballroom. Visit http://tinyurl.com/24dntwu for more details. Snyder has taken a philosophical approach to the events of the past, while Schlichter has a more practical view. They have remained in touch over the years, and their bond will always be part of American mountain lore. While it was the ambition and hardwired thirst for adventure that drove them to push their limits as boys just out of college, the lives they have lived in the shadow of Denali have defined them as men. The public is being encouraged to attend the CMC event to hear the two men speak of the impact America’s tallest mountain has had in the years that followed one of American’s deadliest mountaineering events. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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t’s dated, theatrical and overthe-top. In the 35 years since the play’s premiere, it still doesn’t cut black men a lot of slack. But Tyler Perry’s film adaptation of Ntozoke Shange’s legendary For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf bristles with passion, poetry and ambition. And if his For Colored Girls doesn’t overcome the play’s staginess or Perry’s own limitations as a dramatist, it’s not because he doesn’t give it his best shot, and his best cast — from Thandie Newton and Whoopi to Anika Noni Rose, Loretta Devine and Kerry Washington. He doesn’t embarrass them, himself or the play. Perry reset this “choreopoem” — seven archetypal women, dancers, delivering monologues — in an inner city apartment building, setting up a community of relatives, neighbors, acquaintances and employees. The high-powered magazine publisher Jo ( Janet Jackson, looking years and pounds younger than her recent Perry films) may live uptown where she suspects her man of cheating. But her employee Crystal (Kimberly Elise, in a moving performance) is stuck in a dingy walk-up and an abusive relationship (Michael Ealy). Phylicia Rashad plays the nosy landlady, whose “I used to be you” is a favorite bit of advice that few of her tenants heed. There’s sexually assertive bombshell barmaid Tangie (Thandie Newton, ferocious), who uses men and insultingly kicks them out the door in the morning. Juanita (Loretta Devine at her earthiest) is a nurse, struggling to teach neighborhood women safe

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sex and what not to put up with in relationships, even though she’s putty in the hands of her two-timing man. Tangie’s naive younger sister Nyla (Tessa Thompson) is just now coming into her own, sexually. And their cult-following mom (Whoopi Goldberg, plainly out of practice as an actress) is no help, keeping the sisters apart, judging Tangie for her promiscuity. Nyla takes dance lessons from a great role model, Yasmine (Anika Noni Rose of Dreamgirls), a proud woman who keeps her distance from men, but conveys a sexy, self-assured gentility. And Kelly (Kerry Washington, wonderfully wounded) is the social worker who stumbles into some of these lives, mainly due to Crystal’s unraveling home life.

It’s a movie built on verbal flourishes, playwright Shange’s purple turns of phrase. Juanita doesn’t just confront her man (Richard Lawson). She lights him up — lyrically. “I have loved you assiduously for eight months, two weeks and a day.” A visit to a back-alley abortionist (Macy Gray) sees her decrying the “six blocks of cruelty” they all live in. “Being colored is a metaphysical dilemma I haven’t conquered yet” is the mantra here, a “dark phrase” that sums up these women as they face rape, murder, abortion and betrayal. That high-minded language, delivered with “This is my close-up” bravado by the various players, can’t help but provoke eye-rolling, on occasion. Perry’s additions to the script are more matter-offact than florid (he had to provide the plot), and he can’t quite commit to making this a more artful take on the play. We can fret over what a real stage-to-screen wizard like Julie Taymor (The Tempest, Across the Universe) would have done with this material — something more daring, certainly. But Perry’s great gift to this unfilmable play is getting it on the screen, his sharp eye for casting and his evident affection and sympathy for black womanhood, even in movies in which he doesn’t don a dress. ® 2010, The Orlando Sentinel —MCT Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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rom King Lear to Psycho, some of the great popular art has confronted human evil and depravity with an eye as unblinking as Marion Crane’s after a visit from Mrs. Bates. By transcending boundaries of disreputable genres built on bloodlust, our shrewdest artists have made something of such stories beyond mere cruelty. Then there’s everything else, a little (or a lot) further down the durability scale. I doubt anyone who has read one, two or all three of the late Stieg Larsson’s bestsellers, referred to as the Millennium trilogy (or, informally, the “Dragon Tattoo” trilogy), believes they’re reading something for the ages. Who cares? It’s enough that the borderline-superhuman heroine at the center, bisexual computer wizard and sexual abuse survivor Lisbeth Salander, exacts bittersweet revenge on the men who very nearly destroy her. We like that sort of thing. We are a hypocritical species, shaking our heads at the sadism while awaiting, with pumping heart and bated breath, the righteous and 36 November 4, 2010

by Michael Phillips usually fatal comeuppance. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest brings to a close the hugely popular trilogy of thrillers written by Swedish journalist and editor Larsson. Those who are all in, as they say, will surely feel compelled to pay the money and see this publishing and cinematic phenomenon through to the end. Pity the unsuspecting moviegoer wandering into Larsson’s trilogy at the two-thirds point. That moviegoer will be confused. Hornet’s Nest begins with Salander in the hospital, critically injured, accused of a triple murder. Meanwhile, down at the spacious, industrial-Swedish-funk loft offices of Millennium magazine, her champion and one-time lover, the journalist Blomkvist, is digging down into a massive government conspiracy. Those protected by the shadow government inside the government include a Soviet defector who is Salander’s father, whom she torched

(literally) long ago. Larsson’s lead characters have less to do in this wrap-up. As Larsson wrote it, and screenwriter and exposition-condenser Ulf Rydberg adapted it, it’s a rather wobbly blend of courtroom drama and loose ends tied, albeit rather leisurely. In its depiction of Sweden as a cesspool of fascism and brutally repressive sexism, the trilogy is just unformulaic enough to interest fans of the serial-killer and conspiracy genres. Yet it’s also just formulaic enough to make individual directors essentially irrelevant. I liked the notes struck at the end between Noomi Rapace, the series’ fine, fierce Lisbeth, and Michael Nyqvist as Blomkvist. The book ended differently; the movie has the guts to let things dangle. Both actors have gotten high-profile international work off this lucrative series. Rapace is in the next Sherlock Holmes film opposite Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law; Nyqvist has signed on for Mission: Impossible IV. Director David Fincher is filming the English-language remake of Dragon Tattoo. After Fincher made the exemplary, haunting Zodiac he told more than one interviewer that he hoped he’d fashioned the last serial killer movie. So much for that fiscally irresponsible statement. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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The nearly unbelievable story of climber Aron Ralston’s escape from a canyon in the Utah desert an 18-year quest to free Kenny. With the help of best friend Abra Rice (Academy Award nominee Minnie Driver), Betty Anne pours through suspicious evidence mounted by small town cop Nancy Taylor (Academy Award nominee Melissa Leo), meticulously retracing the steps that led to Kenny’s arrest. Belief in her brother — and her quest for the truth — pushes Betty Anne

and her team to uncover the facts and utilize DNA evidence with the hope of exonerating Kenny. At Mayan and Esquire. — Landmark Thetres Douchebag Sam (Andrew Dickler) is a few days away from marrying Steph (Marguerite Moreau),

a beautiful woman who is madly in love with him. Everything is going well, but Steph simply doesn’t understand why Sam’s only brother, Tom (Ben York Jones), is not coming to the wedding. When she takes it upon herself to surprise Sam by driving Tom down for the event, the estranged brothers find themselves under the same roof for the first time in years, unprepared to confront whatever it was that drove them apart in the first place. Since Tom has no date for the wedding, Sam decides they should hit the road to find Tom’s former flame. The problem is, he hasn’t seen her since the fifth grade. What ensues is a riotous road trip that starts off as Tom’s search for his old girlfriend, but ends up as Sam’s search for a last taste of freedom before he settles down for good. Combining classical elements found in the best odd-couple comedies and road movies, Douchebag has an edgy, kinetic, improvisational style all its own. At Chez Artiste. —Landmark Theatres Due Date Robert Downey Jr. returns to full-on comedy mode for director Todd Phillips (The Hangover) with this story of an expectant father who must hitch a ride with an obnoxious aspiring actor (Zach Galifianakis) in order to get home in time for the birth of his baby. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century,

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Stone Thu: 11:35, 2:10, 7:25, 10:05 Waiting for Superman ThuWed: 12:10, 3:20, 6:50, 9:50 You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger Thu-Wed: 2:05, 4:30, 7 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641 Alpha and Omega Thu-Wed: 1, 3:40 Due Date Fri-Wed: 1:50, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40 Easy A Thu-Wed: 1:50, 4:30, 7 Hereafter Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 7:05 Inception Thu-Wed: 3:30, 7:05 Jackass 3D Thu-Wed: 2:10, 4:50, 7:40 Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole ThuWed: 3:50, 6:55 Life As We Know It ThuWed: 1:40, 4:35, 7:20 Megamind 3D Fri-Wed: 1, 3:40, 7, 9:30 Paranormal Activity 2 ThuWed: 2, 5, 8 RED Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:25, 7:20 Secretariat Thu-Wed: 12:50, 4, 6:50 The Social Network ThuWed: 1:20, 4:40, 7:35 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Thu-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:25

You Again Thu: 6:40 p.m. Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-352-1992 Douchebag Thu: 4:15, 7:15, 9:20 A Film Unfinished Fri-Wed: 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest Thu: 4:30, 7, 8:15, 10:15 Fri-Wed: 4:30, 7, 8, 10:05 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-3521992 Fair Game Fri-Wed: 4:30, 5:30, 7, 8, 9:30, 10:30 Mao’s Last Dancer Thu: 4:15, 7, 9:30 Never Let Me Go Thu: 4:30, 9:40 You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger Thu: 7:15 p.m. Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-3521992 Conviction Thu: 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Inside Job Thu-Wed: 4, 7, 9:30 It’s Kind of a Funny Story Thu: 4:30, 7:30, 10 Fri-Wed: 4:40, 7:40, 10 Starz Film Center, 900

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Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Easy A The story of a girl who gains a reputation as her high school’s No. 1 skank after her white lie about a boring weekend, Easy A is neither as smart nor as funny as it wants to be. Emma Stone’s character embraces her shame, and the pretend shenanigans ensue. The movie is up-to-the-minute with text gossip and webcam narration, but a bit over the top. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Sheri Linden Fair Game A suspense-filled glimpse into the dark corridors of political power, Fair Game is a riveting action-thriller based on the autobiography of real-life undercover CIA operative Valerie Plame (Naomi Watts), whose career was destroyed and marriage strained to its limits when her covert identity was illegally exposed. As a covert officer in the CIA’s Counter-Proliferation Division, Valerie leads an investigation into the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Valerie’s husband, diplomat Joe Wilson (Sean Penn), is drawn into the investigation to substantiate an alleged sale of enriched uranium from Niger. But when the administration ignores his findings and uses the issue to support the call to war, Joe writes a New York Times editorial outlining his conclusions and igniting a firestorm of controversy. From Doug Liman, director of The Bourne Identity. At Esquire. — Landmark Theaters A Film Unfinished At the end of World War II, 60 minutes of raw film, having sat undisturbed in an East German archive, was discovered. Shot by the Nazis in Warsaw in May 1942, and labeled simply “Ghetto,” the footage quickly gained traction as an important historical document, and has been used by archivists and documentary filmmakers over the past several decades to show what life was like in the ghetto. The images — accepted as reality — have now been proven to be a cinematic deception, as the Nazis had staged nearly all the scenes. The discovery of a long-missing fifth reel revealed the elaborate ruse: outtakes depict staged and choreographed scenes taken from various angles, even unintentionally capturing glimpses of SS cameramen behind the scenes. Much of what was once regarded as fact has been given a new truth. A Film Unfinished presents the entire film for the first time — carefully noting fictionalized sequences that falsely show “the good life” enjoyed by Jewish urbanites — and probes deep into the making of a now-infamous Nazi propaganda film. At Chez Artiste. — For Colored Girls See full review on Page 36. At Century. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest See full review on Page 36. At Century and Chez Artiste. Hereafter Clint Eastwood’s late life/late career fascination with mortality, death and grieving devolves into a cheap parlor trick in 38 November 4, 2010

Hereafter. This wholly unsatisfying variation on “what lies beyond” shows him to be illsuited to the subject and to the sort of tale that involves setting three disparate characters on a path toward one another for a finale that isn’t so much a payoff as a “Yeah, and?” Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century and Colony Square. — Roger Moore Inception Blithely summarized, Inception’s plot would seem confusing and impenetrable. Confusing? No doubt, and that’s what makes the film so enjoyable, as we try to tease and puzzle out what is really going on. Impenetrable? Hardly. Simply put, mainstream moviemaking just doesn’t get any better than Inception. Rated PG-13. At Colony Square and Flatiron. — Randy Myers Inside Job From Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Charles Ferguson (No End In Sight) comes Inside Job, the first film to expose the shocking truth behind the economic crisis of 2008. The global financial meltdown, at a cost of over $20 trillion, resulted in millions of people losing their homes and jobs. Through extensive research and interviews with major financial insiders, politicians and journalists, Inside Job traces the rise of a rogue industry and unveils the corrosive relationships which have corrupted politics, regulation and academia. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres It’s Kind of a Funny Story Bright 16-year-old Craig Gilner is stressed out from the demands of being a teenager. Before his parents and younger sister awake, Craig checks himself into Argenon Hospital, a mental health clinic, and is admitted by a psychiatrist. But the youth ward is temporarily closed — so he finds himself stuck in the adult ward. One of the patients, Bobby, soon becomes both Craig’s mentor and protégé. Craig is also quickly drawn to another 16-year-old displaced to the adult ward, the sensitive Noelle, who just might make him forget his longtime unrequited crush, Nia. At Flatiron, Mayan and Century. — Landmark Theatres Jackass 3D Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O and the gang return for more gross-out, wince-inducing stunts, only this time the boogers and vomit are in your face. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole A young owl must gather a mythic band of winged warriors to fight an evil army and save the owl kingdom. With voices of Helen Mirren, Sam Neill, Geoffrey Rush, Jim Sturgess and Hugo Weaving. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT Life As We Know It Katherine Heigl continues her streak of movies we really don’t want to sit through, co-starring with Josh Duhamel as a romantically incompatible couple who must to learn to tolerate each other after fate forces them to raise their goddaughter togeth-

er. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Mao’s Last Dancer From Academy Award-nominated director Bruce Beresford comes the inspiring true story of ballet dancer Li Cunxin and his extraordinary journey from a povertystricken boy in China to international stardom as a world-class dancer. Based on Li’s bestselling autobiography, Mao’s Last Dancer weaves a moving tale about the quest for freedom and the courage it takes to live your own life. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Megamind 3D In this computer-animated 3-D adventure, the eponymous supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) finally defeats his heroic arch-enemy (Brad Pitt), then discovers that his life has no meaning without someone to scheme against. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Never Let Me Go In his highly acclaimed novel Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro created a remarkable story of love, loss and hidden truths. Kathy, Tommy and Ruth spend their childhood at Hailsham, a seemingly idyllic English boarding school. When they leave the shelter of the school and the terrible truth of their fate is revealed to them, they must also confront the deep feelings of love, jealousy and betrayal that threaten to pull them apart. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres Paranormal Activity 2 An enigmatic story of a baby, a crib and a shadowy figure glimpsed in a doorway caught on a security camera. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT RED Sure, this may look like another flashy, action-heavy adaptation of a graphic novel. But the casting of Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren as a team of ex-CIA agents targeted and framed for murder by their former bosses implies something more substantial than your usual shoot-’em-up. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Saw 3D Like death and taxes, a new Saw movie on Halloween has become unavoidable. This one throws in the 3-D gimmick — a sign even the filmmakers are running out of ways to milk this cash cow for a few more bucks. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriquez Secretariat The luminous Diane Lane stars in this factbased story of Penny Chenery, a housewife and mother who in 1973 took over her father’s horse stables and, with the help of a trainer (John Malkovich), produced the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks — Rene Rodriguez

The Social Network An enthralling, near-perfect comedy of manners from director David Fincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin about the exhilarating creation and contested consolidation of Facebook. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Carrie Rickey Starz Denver Film Festival, Nov. 3-14 Join the Denver Film Society for the 33rd Annual Starz Denver Film Festival, from Nov. 3-14. This year’s festival showcases selections from around the world, and includes shorts, documentaries, features and more, Visit www.denverfilm.org/festival for a complete lineup. Stone

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ired of looking for iPhone apps to keep you occupied while you wait in line for a coffee and a sandwich? Well, now there is an app for skipping that line entirely. A Boulder-based company, Splick·It, has developed an iPhone app that allows its users to skip the lines at some of their favorite restaurants with a few flicks of their finger. The idea came from one of the company’s workers who used to own a coffee shop in Boulder and was tired of watching her customers wait in line. “Our users love saving time,” says Gordon Boyes, chief executive officer of Splick·It. “With the app, you are using your travel time more effectively. You don’t have to wait when you get your coffee in the morning or during the lunch-time rush. You save time and make your life easier.” To use the Splick·It app, users select a restaurant or café from the list of available eateries on the phone, which will then bring the restaurant’s menu onto the screen. From there, customers can customize items and write notes for their order before adding them to their cart. After filling out an order, users can then set a pick-up time (a minimum of 15 minutes for food and 5 minutes for coffee) and then pay (the app will save your payment information after the first time you input it). At the restaurant, your order will be ready and waiting for you at a designated pick-up area. No

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merchants and more options for the users.” The app is available for free through the Apple app store and is compatible with an iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch. An app for Android phones is also in the works and could be out by the end of the month. In addition, Splick·It offers apps that feature the same service but are designed to work with specific restaurants like Snarf ’s and Smiling Moose. While those apps don’t have the selection of the original Splick·It app, they are much quicker and convenient for people who frequent those particular restaurants often. Boyes says that Splick·It is still hoping to make some improvements to the app. He wants to include a map feature that will show locations closest to the user’s location as well as connect the app to social media sites like Facebook and Twitter so people can share their dining experiences. “Today’s user wants to post to Facebook or Twitter,” he says. “At the end of the day, we want to make this app a rich, mobile social experience for the consumer.” But for now, Boyes says he has gotten lots of positive feedback from people who have said the app has made their lives less hectic, whether that means shortening their morning commute to work or not having to occupy a van full of hungry kids in line. “We’ve all had that experience where we walk into our favorite place to eat and walked out because the line was too long,” says Boyes. “We’ve all been there. With this app you will never experience that again. You can order in your office or at home and you just pull up and grab your stuff and go. “It’s a pretty cool experience to walk into a place with a long line and have your food already waiting for you. It’s almost like a VIP experience.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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hile most people have decorative than edible, this dip should satbad dreams about missisfy any guac purist who doesn’t want to be ing final exams or distracted by strong flavors of pepper or involuntarily appearing citrus. naked in front of a Vegetarian Janice appreciated the abuncrowd, the foodie’s nightmare is different. dance of meatless options. She ordered two A dedicated diner’s disturbing visions of the $4 pupusas — grilled cornmeal patrevolve around discovering the perfect ethties stuffed with fillings ranging from cheese nic hole-in-the-wall, known but to a few. to more complicated preparations of pepper Eventually word gets out, and this eatery’s and pork. Janice went for the loroco con popularity forces it to expand into bigger, queso containing fiddle-head fern and more posh digs. At that instant, to borrow cheese. Favorably reminiscent of a grilled a phrase from the TV vernacular, the rescheese sandwich, this pupusa was elevated taurant in question jumps the proverbial by the snap of delicately crisp-tender greens. shark. Once-generous portions shrink, Even better was the bean version, which genial service devolves into the surly, and was surprisingly complex, with a nearly sublime cuisine slides into the mediocre. smoky taste accented by intriguing spicing. Such was my fear for Boulder’s This flavor profile contrasted favorably with Pupusas Sabor Hispano, which decamped the accompanying spicy slaw and tomato from the west side of Broadway venue to salsa. If these patties had arrived at the table bigger, more posh digs across the street. a few degrees warmer, they would have Sure, the old location was a wee bit been even better. cramped, and during cold months things A $9.25 chile rellenos platter left little got chilly as crowds standing in the doorto be desired if one was expecting, as I way let the draft creep in. The new space, nce the province of the defunct web site www.jump was, a textbook combination plate-style once a coffee shop, is well-lit by virtue of theshark.com, the phrase “jumping the shark” refers to the presentation. Moderately sized and spiced sunlight streaming in through tall windows, moment when a TV series begins an irreversible downward spipeppers encased gooey cheese with the and also offers substantially more seating. ral. The term itself derives from an infamous Happy Days epiubiquitous sides of rice and beans. On a recent lunch with friend Janice, I sode where a leather-jacketed Fonz literally jumps a shark Comforting but still spicy, it struck an was slightly alarmed to discover the salsa while waterskiing. Archetypical examples of jumping the shark ideal balance between peppery heat and stations were hard to find, tucked away in include the replacement of a key character, like when Dr. Joel creamy dairy. dark corners of the restaurant. Fortunately, Fleischman was replaced by Phil Capra on Northern Exposure. Finally, there was Pupusas’ celebrated the menu and prices are in line with those Another portent of shark-jumping is the late-in-the-run introduc- $3 flan. On my first visit some time back, tion of a gimmicky new character, such as the notorious cousin I pegged this custard as a ridiculously senof the former venue. Still present were the sual and satisfying sweet. It fully retained namesake Salvadorean pupusas, and staples Oliver on The Brady Bunch. its seductive qualities of light cinnamon typically associated with Mexican cuisine seasoning, impossibly silky texture and such as menudo, burritos and tacos. deep richness. As evidenced by this signature dessert, Our first dish consisted of an ample basket of bargain-priced $3 guacamole. This lushly verdant dip a change of venue does not equate to the nightmarish $1.75 crisp tortilla chips possessing the appearance of was a reasonably unadorned preparation that highvision of Pupusas jumping the shark. a mass-produced offering. They were fine, though, lighted the essential flavor and texture of ripe butter Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com and served as a more-than-adequate partner to the pear. Attractively presented in a fried tortilla cup more

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es my friends, the time has come. A whole month of pumpkin desserts. Shout it from the rooftops, do your happy dance — or making the first dessert in the pumpkin-palooza series will do. Honey Ginger Pumpkin Pie is the treat. A simple and delicious take on a pumpkin pie. I typically get a lot of requests for pumpkin desserts that aren’t a pie, and those will come later, but for now, pie it is! I am using milk instead of cream, and doing a lot of the sweetening with honey. Mixing honey with the spices and extra ginger makes for a wonderful take on a traditional dessert. I am calling for the canned version in this recipe, but you can use fresh pumpkin just as easily. Remember, when using the can, buy the pure pumpkin and not the pumpkin filling, and when making your own pumpkin puree, make sure you use sugar pie or baby bear pumpkins. Don’t you love those names for pumpkins? Sounds like a Southern woman calling her man, or construction workers doing their thang! This pie will hold true to the saying “easy as pie.” I never understood that phrase, as a lot of pies really aren’t that easy for people who don’t tinker too much in the kitchen, but this one will be easy and, of course, “cute as pie.” I don’t understand that one either. Now, turkey-themed or pumpkin cupcakes — those are cute. Wine in a turkey goblet, that’s really cute. But pie, just darn good, and this twist will have everyone back for a second piece. Oh, I’m also making gingerwhipped cream to dollop on top. Yeah, that’s just how I roll in November. Get used to it, you have three more pumpkin-palooza treats coming your way. Isn’t that sweet as pie? Now that one I get! So trot on down (apparently turkeys trot; just keeping it Thanksgiving day-relevant) to Pettyjohn’s, grab a pumpkin beer (very cute) and get to baking.

Now follow the directions, put some love into it and invite me over when it’s done.

Honey Ginger Pumpkin Pie 2 eggs 1/2 cup honey 1 15-ounce can pure pumpkin (or 1 1/2 cups fresh pumpkin puree) 3/4 cup milk (I used 1 percent) 1/2 tsp. cloves 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. powdered ginger One unbaked deep-dish pie crust Whipped cream (recipe below) Crystallized ginger for garnish (if desired) Preheat oven to 350 degrees, place foil over a baking sheet. Place unbaked pie crust on sheet and set aside. In small bowl, whisk eggs and honey until well blended. In large bowl, stir together pumpkin and milk. Add cloves, cinnamon, salt and ginger. Whisk egg and honey mixture into pumpkin mixture, stir until creamy and smooth. Pour into pie crust. Bake for 45-50 minutes until crust is golden. Take out and let cool completely. When ready to serve, cut into slices, dollop with whipped cream and garnish with crystallized ginger.

Whipped Cream 1 cup heavy whipped cream 1 tsp. vanilla 2 tbsp. powdered sugar (or to taste) Beat all ingredients until stiff peaks form. I added 1/2 tsp. ginger in my whipped cream to complement the pie. Try it, it’s great! You can watch the Dessert Diva every Monday at 8:35 a.m. on Channel 2. To contact Danette at the station, visit 2thedeuce.com, and click on Daybreak on the Deuce. To chat and/or send comments and suggestions, write to jdromega@aol.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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ituated not far from the Louisville multiplex movie theater and home improvement monoliths, Delhi Darbar serves up a classic Indian menu, including a reasonably priced luncheon buffet. There’s a listing of vegetarian specialties such as an okra bhindi, which matches this unique vegetable with onion. Other worthwhile choices include a pleasing lamb stew as well as a sizzling, fresh-from-the-oven Tandoori chicken.

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elf-described as a “community bistro,” The Kitchen prides itself on using such sustainable local ingredients as Long Farm pork, Monroe Farm veggies and Fox Fire lamb. The diverse menu, which has attracted national media attention, includes charcuterie and cheese platters, as well as melon salads and heirloom squash soup. Small appetites will appreciate petite servings of fries and other starters, while the famished can enjoy full-bore entrees like meatless red wheat berries and Long Farm pork chops.

Andrea’s Homestead Cafe 216 E. Main St., Lyons 303-823-5000

rendy is not how one would describe Andrea’s Homestead Café in downtown Lyons, with ambience that crosses a hunting lodge with a European relative’s home. Indeed, this establishment has a definite Teutonic vibe, as evidenced by the ample selection of dinner menu schnitzels and old country bric-a-brac. The morning menu features standard bacon-and-egg breakfasts with such flourishes as German-style potatoes and fine vegetarian green chile.

Pizzeria Basta 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder 303-997-8775

equestered in the Peloton residences, Pizzeria Basta features an unintimidating selection of starters focusing on cheese and charcuterie, as well as pasta, salads and pizza. The $10 lunch special is an excellent value, offering soup or salad with an entree choice of pizza, calzone or sandwich. A chef ’s special calzone stuffed with cheese, bright tomato sauce and salami is a winner, as are many of the desserts, which include house-made spearmint ice cream and a lavenderscented panna cotta. 46 November 4, 2010

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treat Chefs, the brainchild of Top Chef victor Hosea Rosenberg, is an Airstream trailer that moves around town to provide a winning mix of ethnic street food and American comfort classics. Use the operation’s website to track down its whereabouts, and you’ll be rewarded with an authentic Vietnamese banh mi sandwich or an outstanding grilled cheese. The menu is constantly changing, but reasonable prices and high-quality are certainly the norm.

Brasserie Ten Ten 1011 Walnut St., Boulder 303-998-1010

owntown’s Brasserie Ten Ten has a touch of the old school with its wood panels, a full bar and ambience that isn’t just typical modernist minimalism. Traditionalism’s also apparent on the menu: escargot, steak frites and seafood platters. Other items, like a hot dog dressed with mornay sauce and gruyere cheese, may not be strictly authentic, but are still consistent with the brasserie’s comfort-food tradition.

Zoe Ma Ma 2010 10th St., Boulder 303-545-MAMA

here’s not exactly a San Francisco-style Cantonese menu at Zoe Ma Ma, which

features authentic Chinese cooking. Sure, they have pot stickers and steamed bao, the pork-filled dim sum white buns. But there are also northern Chinese noodle dishes and zong zi, a sticky rice-filled Chinese tamale wrapped in bamboo leaf and freighted with pork. One standout is the special Sichuan Braised Beef noodle, a mix of melt-in-yourmouth meat and impeccably prepared pasta.

Restaurante 100% Mexicano 2850 Iris Ave., Boulder 303-440-4141

orth Boulder’s Restaurante 100% Mexicano is the latest local eatery to deliver an authentic “south of the border” street food experience. The menu includes staples like tacos with freshly made corn tortillas, quesadillas, tamales with various stuffings and torta sandwiches. There’s also a selection of platos, such as tequila-sautéed shrimp and a carne asada platter.

Rueben’s Burger Bistro 1800 Broadway, Boulder 303-443-5000

lending the disparate elements of cycling, Belgian gastronomy and burgers, Rueben’s Burger Bistro is a recent addition to downtown Boulder. The menu highlights burgers, such as the bacon-bleu cheese Spoke, and all are available with a choice of proteins, including natural beef, buffalo, housemade veggie and poultry. Other deli-

ongmont’s fast-casual Basil Flats features a tasty and affordable Mediterranean-inspired menu. It includes flatbread pizza, sandwiches, tapas such as hummus, and beer and wine to drink. It’s one of these places where there are choices for both vegetarians and carnivores, and the tapas menu encourages sharing. Highlights include the arugala salad pizza, textbook perfect fries and grilled flatbread meatball grinders.

Newport 6700 W. 120th Ave. Broomfield, 303-635-1688

ormerly known as Heaven Star, Broomfield’s Newport serves up some of the finest Chinese around at exceptional prices. Where else can you get a whole lobster cooked with ginger and scallions atop a platter of succulent yee mein noodles for $15.95? You can also request the classic Chinese-American tomato beef chow mein, as well as roast duck and several kinds of fried rice. They still serve dim sum, and their tea brunch is likely among the best in the entire state of Colorado.

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achi Sushi is an honest-to-goodness sushi bar nestled within the Niwot Market. This isn’t just another place for prepackaged, preservative-laden hand rolls prepared elsewhere. Here, raw fish is sliced on demand, and the hot items are cooked to order. The reasonably priced menu features sushi, traditional donburi rice bowls, curries and some fish and meat entrees. Menu highlights include the grilled mackerel dinner, an elegantly simple choice, and the chirashi, a filling assortment of sashimi topping a bowl of sushi rice. Boulder Weekly

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In Marcel Proust’s novel In Search of Lost Time, one of the characters makes a vulgar observation about the odd attractions that sometimes come over us human beings: “Anyone who falls in love with a dog’s behind will mistake it for a rose.” It’s my duty to point out that the opposite occurs, too. People may think a marvelous thing is worthless, and dislike it or ignore it as a result. Van Gogh’s paintings, for example: He sold only one while he was alive, although today his work is regarded as extraordinarily beautiful. My advice to you, Aries, is to avoid both of these errors in the coming week.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20:

Poet Paul Eluard frequently fantasized and wrote about his dream woman, but he never actually found her. “The cards have predicted that I would meet her but not recognize her,” he said. So he contented himself with being in love with love. I think he made a sound decision that many of us should consider emulating. It’s a losing proposition to wait around hoping for a dream lover to show up in our lives, since no one can ever match the idealized image we carry around in our imagination. And even if there were such a thing as a perfect mate, we would probably not recognize that person, as Eluard said, because they’d be so different from our fantasy. Having said all that, Taurus, I’m happy to inform you that the next two months will be prime time for you to cultivate your connection with an imperfect beauty who’s good for you.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20:

When you begin treatment with a homeopathic doctor, his or her first task is to determine your “constitutional,” which is the remedy that serves as your fundamental medicine — the tonic you take to keep your system balanced and functioning smoothly. Mine used to be “aurum,” or gold, but due to certain shifts in my energy, my doctor ultimately changed it to “lac lupinum,” or wolf ’s milk. After analyzing your astrological omens, I’m guessing that you might need a similar adjustment in the regimen that keeps you healthy. Your body’s needs seem to be evolving. Consider making some changes in the food you eat, the sleep you get, the exercise you do and the love you stir up.

CANCER June 21-July 22:

“Freedom is in the unknown,” said philosopher John C. Lilly. “If you believe there is an unknown everywhere, in your own body, in your relationships with other people, in political institutions, in the universe, then you have maximum freedom.” I think this is the most important thought you could meditate on right now, Cancerian. You are close to summoning the magic that would allow you to revel in what’s unknown about everything and everyone you love. And that would dramatically invigorate your instinct for freedom.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22:

The first time I ever planted a garden was last summer. It wasn’t easy. The soil in my backyard was hard clay that I could barely penetrate with a shovel. Luckily, a helpful clerk at the garden store revealed a solution: gypsum. All I had to do was pour the white powder on my intransigent dirt and wet it down for a few days. The stuff performed as advertised on the package: It “worked like millions of tiny hoes,” loosening the heavy clay. A week later I was able to begin planting. In the coming days, Leo, I think you could benefit from the metaphorical equivalent of a million tiny hoes. You’ve got to break down a hard surface to create a soft bed for your seeds.

VIRGO

mountain magnolia / blossoms open.” Does that remind you of anyone? It should. I think it pretty much sums up your current situation. More accurately, it captures the best possible scenario you can strive to achieve, given your circumstances. Yes, there are limitations you have to deal with right now: being in the vase. And yet there’s no reason you can’t bloom like a deep mountain magnolia.

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:

Technorati, a search engine for blogs, says there are well over 100 million blogs on the Internet, and that figure doesn’t include millions of Chinese language blogs. So self-expression is thriving on a global scale, right? Not exactly. Most blogs — the estimate is 94 percent — have not been updated for at least four months. In accordance with the current astrological indicators, Scorpio, I expect you to do something about this problem. Refresh your blog in the coming week, or consider launching one if you don’t have one. But don’t stop there. Use every other way you can imagine to show the world who you are. Be articulate and demonstrative and revelatory.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:

I think you can handle more hubbub and uproar than you realize. I also suspect you’re capable of integrating more novelty, and at a faster rate, than the members of all the other signs of the zodiac. That’s why I think you should consider interpreting what’s happening in your life right now as “interesting adventures” instead of “disorienting chaos.” The entire universe is set up to help you thrive on what non-Sagittarians might regard as stressful.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19:

“Dear Rob: My boyfriend’s heart is in the right place. He likes to give me flowers. The only trouble is, the bouquets he brings are homely. A recent batch was a hodgepodge of blue delphiniums, white carnations and red geraniums. Is there any way to steer him in a more aesthetically correct direction without deflating his tender kindness? — Unsatisfied Capricorn.” Dear Unsatisfied: In my astrological opinion, one of the tasks you Capricorns should be concerned with right now is learning to love the gifts that people want to give you. Maybe at a later date you can start training them to provide you with exactly what you want. But for the moment, it won’t kill you to simply welcome and celebrate their generosity.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18:

Your new vocabulary word for the week is “skookum,” a term from the Chinook Indians that is still used in some parts of British Columbia and the Pacific Northwest. My astrological colleague Caroline Casey says it means “in cahoots with good spirits” and “completely made for the job.” Wikipedia suggests that when you’re skookum, you’ve got a clear purpose and are standing in your power spot. According to my reading of the omens, Aquarius, these definitions of skookum fit you pretty well right now. (P.S. When skookum is used to describe food, it means delicious and hearty, which could definitely be applied to you if you were edible.)

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20:

In the coming days, it’s crucial for you to be spontaneous but not rash. Do you know the distinction? Read the words of psychologist Abraham Maslow: “Spontaneity (the impulses from our best self ) gets confused with impulsivity and acting-out (the impulses from our sick self ), and there is then no way to tell the difference.” Be sure you stay true to the vitalizing prompts arising from your inner genius, Pisces — not the distorted compulsions erupting from your inner maniac.

Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

Recent research suggests that yawning raises alertness, enhances cognitive awareness, reduces stress and strengthens the part of the brain that feels empathy. Andrew Newburg, M.D. goes so far as to recommend that you regularly induce yawns. He says it helps you solve problems, increases your efficiency, and intensifies your spiritual experiences. (Read more here: http://bit.ly/YawnGenius.) So here’s my advice, Virgo. During the current phase of your astrological cycle — which is a time when self-improvement activities are especially favored — you should experiment with recreational yawning.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22:

Check out this haiku by Mizuhara Shuoshi, translated from the Japanese by William J. Higginson: “stuck in a vase / deep

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