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news & views FCC breaks Obama’s promise on net neutrality / 6 The government approves corporate censorship of the Internet by Jason Rosenbaum Did you pay your online sales tax? / 13 Online shoppers to get a state tax bill this month by Jefferson Dodge On the cover: Capitol outlook / 14 Local lawmakers peek into state’s legislative future by Jefferson Dodge

buzz Made-in-America murderers / 18 Journalist details how post-Iraq PTSD ravaged the lives of several Colorado Springs vets by David Accomazzo Overtones: Unity of style and identity / 23 Overtones: Tried and true troubadours / 24 Arts & Culture: Good golly, Miss Dolly / 25 Panorama: What to do and where to go / 27 Sophisticated Sex: Beyond the margins of monogamy / 33 Elevation: Knock on wood / 35 Screen: Casino Jack; Gulliver’s Travels / 38 Reel 2 Reel: Pick your flick / 40 Cuisine: McGee’s ‘Keys to Good Cooking’ / 42 Cuisine Review: Café Aion / 43 Dessert Diva: Low-Fat, Gluten-Free Pear Cobbler / 44

departments Letters: Body artists targeted; Obama Derangement Syndrome / 5 The Highroad: The corporate-funded merry-go-round / 5 In Case You Missed It: City should fine itself; Enterprise incident / 11 Boulderganic: 4-H: It’s not just for farm kids anymore / 17 Classifieds: Your community resource / 48 Puzzles: Crossword and sudoku / 49 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 53

staff Publisher, Stewart Sallo Editor, Pamela White Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Director of Operations/Controller, Benecia Beyer Circulation Manager, Cal Winn Editorial Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Interns, Eli BooninVail, Mitchell Byars Contributing Writers, Peter Alexander, Ana Arias, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, Oakland L. Childers, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Jim Hightower, Gene Ira Katz, Dave Kirby, Heather May Koski, Elizabeth Miller, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Marisa Aragón Ware, Tom Winter, Gary Zeidner Sales Retail Sales Manager, Allen Carmichael Inside Sales Manager, David Hasson Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Mike Cutler, Sammi Orlando Production Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman General & Administrative Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Yemaya Thayer Circulation Team Halka Brunerova, Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, Alan Jones, George LaRoe Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Lowell Schaefer, Karl Schleinig 11-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo January 6, 2011 Volume XVIII, Number 22 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 2011 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com

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To Boulder Weekly’s readers and supporters and the entire Boulder County community:

Boulder Weekly founder and publisher it is my pleasure this week to continue the New Year tradition of sharing with you some highlights from the past year at Boulder County’s True Independent Voice. The year 2010 marked the beginning of Boulder Weekly’s eighteenth year, and much like an individual reaching adulthood our organization seems to have reached a level of maturity that is commensurate with a “coming of age.” And as the “parent” of a “child” that has come of age I couldn’t be more proud. The Boulder Weekly circulation truck that emerged this year, adorned with the numerous brands that comprise our organization — Best of Boulder, Student Guide, Boulderganic, Winter Scene, Summer Scene, BoulderWeekly.com and, of course, Boulder Weekly — serves as a metaphor for how our organization has come to represent the beauty, uniqueness and spirit of the Boulder County community. But behind the fun and playfulness represented by this image there is serious work afoot to make a difference in a world that seems to be increasingly troubled. And the year 2010 marked a very Boulder Weekly-esque achievement in this regard with the passing of State Senate Bill 193, aka the “Shackling Bill.” Early in 2010, our editorial staff discovered that pregnant Colorado inmates were being kept chained to their beds during labor, a practice that we considered to be barbaric, inhumane and potentially dangerous. After investigating and exposing this statewide practice, Boulder Weekly Editor Pamela White collaborated with Sen. Evie Hudak, D-Westminster, in drafting and bringing to fruition a new law that went into effect Jan. 1, 2011, and forever prevents female prisoners from being subjected to giving birth in shackles. Recognizing that an increasing number of readers receive information from online sources, we launched a retooled version of BoulderWeekly.com toward the end of 2009 with the intention of transforming our identity from that of a “weekly newspaper” to a “media organization with a daily online edition and a weekly print edition.” This became especially relevant during the recent Fourmile

Fire, during which our editorial staff worked around the clock to provide moment-by-moment updates. The response to our new website has been overwhelming, as the number of visitors to BoulderWeekly.com has more than tripled during the past year. We live in a colorful world in which style and image matter, especially in the media. With this in mind, in 2010 Boulder Weekly abandoned the traditional, drab black-and-white look of a newspaper (remember the old riddle: What is black and white and read all over?) and converted our 100 percent recycled, soy ink print edition to all color. This transition, which involved the deepening of our partnerships with our advertisers — most of which elected to take advantage of our new look to give their ads the added appeal of full color — served to continue our efforts to blaze trails in the print media world as the Newspaper of the Future. In our eternal quest to provide increasing quantities of relevant information to the community, Boulder Weekly added two notable editions last year: Boulderganic and Winter Scene. While officially launched in 2009, the response to Boulderganic — Boulder County’s guide to living green, supporting local choices and creating a sustainable future — was so positive that what was originally envisioned as an annual publication became a tri-annual (spring, summer and fall) in 2010, as well as a significant online resource at Boulderganic.com. And to complement our very successful longstanding annual Summer Scene edition, Boulder Weekly launched a brand new publication: Winter Scene — a resource for winter adventure. Amid all the work, we managed to have some serious fun at two new community events that were launched in 2010. The first was our First Annual Best of Boulder Awards Ceremony, which was held at the Boulder Draft House in April. The event was so well attended that there was barely room for the award-winners to make their way to the stage to receive their framed Best of Boulder certificates, and we are already planning to hold the 2011 event at a larger venue. And then there was our First Annual Back-To-School Bash, which welcomed back CU students with three local bands at the Fox Theatre. Last but not least, 2010 marked the fourth consecutive year that the Boulder Weekly operation grew in size and revenue. We added two new full-time positions and enjoyed a whopping 15 percent increase in revenue. We are especially proud to have experienced continued growth during a recessionary period, particularly while so many media organizations are reducing staff, selling property and consolidating as a means of survival. As we move into another year — indeed, another decade — I want to renew my commitment to the community we serve. You can count on Boulder Weekly to continue to expose injustice and illuminate truth, regardless of the immediate impact on our bottom line. Because that’s what true media organizations do. And for a decidedly progressive media organization, we just happen to be kind of old-fashioned when it comes to doing our job. I want to acknowledge and express my appreciation for your support and participation. We couldn’t do what we do without you, and we continue to be humbled by the faith and trust you have placed in us. tewart Sallo S Publisher@BoulderWeekly.com

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Body artists targeted During this time of recession/depression, many cities, counties and states are broke, too. It has become evident that Boulder County Public Health Department (BCPHD) is using body art businesses as a cash cow to supplement revenue. Body artists are not wealthy people and have little recourse to “fight the system.” Many businesses will struggle to pay $1,000-plus per annum for a body art business license. Financially ruining people equals no revenue for BCPHD. That’s a no-brainer. Inspections per year went from two to one. Does this reflect a problem with communicable diseases and public health concerns? BCPHD failed to produce an epidemiology report to prove the need for stringent regulations and fees. Scratchers who operate out of their home, however, are a huge problem. They don’t care nor know about protecting the public. So, BCPHD, go after them! That would benefit the public. BCPHD wants you to be afraid of getting a tattoo. The body art page of the BCPHD website has a picture of a tattooed arm sporting an outbreak of Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). The article focuses on jailhouse tattoos, and the tattoo wasn’t even done in Colorado. BCPHD wants you to look at the picture, assume it is some poor guy who was infected with MRSA in Boulder County and think, “Wow … good that the health depart-

ment is on top of that!” To be fair, then place a picture of diarrhea on the BCPHD restaurant webpage with a caption that reads, “This could happen to you if you eat out!” Despite the request from 20-plus body artists, BCPHD will

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eadline: AT&T buys 700 copies of Perry book. It’s a story about Rick Perry, the splendidly coiffed Republican governor of Texas, but it’s really about how corporations, corporate-funded right-wing organizations and corporate-backed politicians happily hum kumbaya together. In December, Perry gave another of his rants on how he hates Washington’s power elites. Ironically, his speech was in Washington — delivered to an appreciative audience of lobbyists and other Washington power elites. Perry thinks irony is a county in Iran, so he missed the absurdity of it all. AT&T, which sponsored the luncheon where the guv held forth, has beaucoup business before the Texas state government and is a half-million-dollar donor to Perry’s gubernatorial campaigns. They’re tight. So

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not simply remove a picture that hurts our businesses. Proposed 2011 regulations set body artists up for failure. The inspector has set precedence to cite a civil penalty because her definition of “nice” wasn’t met. She

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The corporate-funded merry-go-round by Jim Hightower tight that the corporation shelled out $13,000 to buy 700 copies of the governor’s book, giving them to every attendee. Perry donated his share of the sale to the Texas Public Policy Foundation. What’s that? A virulently far-right corporate front that develops much of Gov. Perry’s agenda — and, in turn, backs him. Then there’s the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), the group that invited Perry to do his schtick about the horrors

has even cited businesses for not having toilet paper on the dispenser and another for not liking verbiage in old copies of after-care instructions. My favorite? A see LETTERS Page 6

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of inside-Washington elites. ALEC is richly funded by such extremist laissezfaire corporate barons as the multibillionaire Koch brothers, who’re among the most elite players in Washington. So, a corporate front group has a meeting in Washington, inviting the ambitious corporate-cozy Texas governor to strut his stuff at a lobbyistinfested lunch sponsored by his favor-seeking AT&T pals, who buy a bunch of his books, the proceeds of which go to another corporate front that backs Perry in exchange for him carrying their agenda. Everybody’s back gets scratched — and it’s all done in the guise of fighting power-hungry elites. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com January 6, 2011 5

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citation for disposing of disposable razors. Fines (as traffic tickets) help increase that revenue, too! The coordinator, Lane Drager, has already made it clear that he can charge whatever amount he chooses to fine us. More bureaucratic abuse prevails! At least our “battle” has resulted in the development of a coalition of body artists in Boulder County. We all want to do body art for you, the public, and practice safely. We do want to partner with BCPHD to dismiss the “us-them” mentality and be of benefit to each other. Public education by utilizing knowledgeable people in the industry is a start to keeping diseases under control. Put an end to the scratchers. Now that will really help. Micro-managing and charging outrageous fees results in lose-lose. That, for sure, will run people underground. It is painfully evident that we as a people need to pay attention to what our people in positions of power and authority are doing on behalf of us. It isn’t all very pretty. Authority is not the truth. Truth is the authority. Wolf Wolfstar, Enchanted Ink, LLC/ Boulder Obama Derangement Syndrome (Re: “Ratifying START was insane,” Danish Plan, Dec. 30.) Paul Danish has ODS (Obama Derangement Syndrome). I disagree with most everything Paul Danish has to say in his weekly perspectives. Most of his positions are disagreeable to me on an intellectual and factual basis. However, his latest rant regarding the START treaty was as clear an example of ODS as I have seen, even close to the birther crazies. Let’s see, Paul Danish is against President Barack Obama signing the START treaty because … ? Because he is Barack Obama and everything that Barack Obama is for, Paul Danish is against. Despite that fact, almost every Secretary of State in the past 40 years is for signing the treaty, including such notable lefties as Henry Kissinger, James Baker and the former Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State Colin Powell. Mr. Danish attempts to give reasons for his objections, too numerous to debunk here. Needless to say, I would seek advice from the above-mentioned dignitaries as opposed to the rantings of a man who uses “insane” and “delusional” in his missives often enough to give one pause. I cannot and will not subscribe motive to Mr. Danish’s ODS. Only he knows what is in his heart. I will suggest that wherever Mr. Danish’s hatred for this president comes from, it is unbecoming to a man who was once a pillar of the Boulder community and has now been reduced to a laughingstock among many. David Segal/Boulder 6 January 6, 2011

Good luck, GOP I’d like to begin the new year with congratulations to our Republican brethren in their victories in the 2010 elections. As we know, they have their work cut out for them, and Americans everywhere are anxious to see them succeed in solving our many problems. Good luck with all your ideas about cutting the spending and reducing the tax burden on us all. Well, to be perfectly fair and balanced, the Republican Party hasn’t been exactly forthcoming in the idea department, and we will certainly hope that the Tea Party will be of assistance in helping Republicans make the hard choices that will placate the older voters who have been the recipients of Social Security, Medicare and the myriad of programs that have helped them make ends meet. The Department of Defense will need attention, as well, and of course we can’t forget quality education of our most valuable resource, our children. Homeland Security will need to be addressed, and I have all the confidence in the world that our borders will be secure, as that in particular seemed to be one of the top priorities of both Republicans and the Tea Party. And to that, I say buena suerte. And, by the way — no crying. It’s time to man up and work to solve problems. While talking tough and casting blame may have been the fun part of being the “Party of NO,” complaining and whining don’t feed the bulldog. Tommy Holeman/Longmont The power of pop culture I knew it! I just knew it. ABC news aired a report on Dec. 8 that pointed out that American media, television in particular, and it’s almost ethereal and all encompassing “soft power” has had an effect on the average middle-class Arab. That is to say that they’re much more positive about a lot of the images and stories we manufacture and that they see as reality, from David Letterman, et al., talking back/making fun of government and public leaders, to the independence and individual verve of the Desperate Housewives, which, if we think is exaggerated fantasy here, one can only imagine what must go through the minds of women in Third World countries upon seeing all of this, real or not. This seems to reinforce my continued obsession with American “soft power” as being in the end what will win over those hearts and minds people talk so much about. I remember a time not so long ago that, next to military weapons and aerospace, one of our largest exports has historically been our instructive media prosee LETTERS Page 9

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FCC breaks Obama’s promise on net neutrality by Jason Rosenbaum

n Dec. 21, the FCC passed new rules — written by corporations — that will end net neutrality. For the first time in history, the U.S. government approved corporate censorship of the Internet, putting the future of online free speech at risk. Unbelievably, the person leading the charge was Obama appointee Julius Genachowski (known in some circles as Judas GenaComcast for his historic sellout and notorious industry-friendly attitude). These rules also violate President Obama’s campaign promise to protect net neutrality and appoint an FCC commissioner who would do the same, but some media are reporting the corporate spin that this is a “net neutrality compromise.” And the White House is trying to convince us this isn’t a sellout as well with their wholly supportive statements. This is not a compromise, and it doesn’t fulfill Obama’s campaign promise — not even close. There’s no such thing as half a First Amendment and no such thing as prohibiting “some” corporate censorship. In reality, these rules are what Sen. Al Franken said they are. “The FCC’s action … is simply inadequate to protect consumers or preserve the free and open Internet,”

Franken said. “I am particularly disappointed to learn that the order will not specifically ban paid prioritization, allowing big companies to pay for a fast lane on the Internet and abandoning the foundation of net neutrality. The rule also contains almost no protections for mobile broadband service, remaining silent on the blocking of content, applications and devices. Wireless technology is the future of the Internet, and for many rural Minnesotans, it’s often the only choice for broadband.” Dec. 21 marked another historic sellout to big corporations by the Obama administration, not some kind of “win.” The record must be set straight. Here’s why the new rules are nothing but a sop to big business. Corporate censorship is allowed on your phone: The rules passed on Dec. 21 by Obama FCC Chairman Genachowski absurdly create different corporate censorship rules for wired and wireless Internet, allowing big corporations like Comcast to block websites they don’t like on your phone — a clear failure to protect net neutrality and put you, the consumer, in control of what you can and can’t do online. Online tollbooths are allowed, destroying innovation: The rules would allow see NEUTRALITY Page 8

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big Internet service providers like accessible only if you have pockets Verizon and Comcast to charge for deep enough to pay off the corporaaccess to the “fast lane.” Big companies tions. that could afford to pay these fees like The FCC could have reclassified Google or Amazon would get their the Internet as a communications serwebsites delivered vice (reversing a to consumers quickBush-era misDec. 21 ly, while indepentake); regulated dent newspapers, greedy corporamarked another bloggers, innovators tions like and small businesses Comcast, Verizon historic sellout to would see their sites and AT&T with big corporations languish in the slow enforceable rules; lane, destroying a and protected free by the Obama level playing field speech online. But for competition it didn’t. Instead, administration, online and clearly it allowed these not some kind violating net neucorporations to trality. write their own of ‘win.’ The rules allow rules. corporations to creIt’s imperative ate “public” and that the FCC’s “private” Internets, destroying the one action isn’t seen as a “win” for net neuInternet as we know it: For the first trality — the Internet is still unprotecttime, these rules would embrace a ed from corporate abuse, and we still “public Internet” for regular people have to fight until we truly win. vs. a “private Internet” with all the Jason Rosenbaum is a senior online new innovations for corporations campaign director at the Progressive who pay more — ending the Change Campaign Committee Internet as we know it and creating (BoldProgressives.org). tiers of free speech and innovation, Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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“We’re going to go after this bill piece by piece ... to see if we can’t have the thing crumble.” —Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., speaking on Fox News about the health care law that was passed last year

“It’s more than a film. It’s a pop culture icon.” —Todd Gustavson, a curator from the photography museum George Eastman House, in Rochester, N.Y., lamenting the demise of Kodachrome “What we agreed to is not what we got.” —Harvard grad Cameron Wilklevoss who, with his identical twin (immortalized as “the Winklevi” in the film The Social Network), claims that Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from them and is trying to undo their $65 million settlement in hopes of getting more money 8 January 6, 2011

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duction. Although India produces 50 billion movies a year, it’s still America that’s “on top of da world,” as James Cagney would say. Let’s keep putting out as many well-crafted films and as much other constructive/instructive/relevant information as we can. I’m betting we can win this war of propaganda. How dare they challenge the world’s most brilliant marketers? And myriad comedians, musicians, what have you? Absolutely nothing on Earth touches our music. Grant D. Cyrus/Boulder Farewell, Andrea’s On Jan. 1, we drove up to Lyons for our last lunch at Andrea’s Homestead Café. We had homemade cream of tomato soup, sauerbraten, spatzle, red cabbage and strudel. It was our last meal at Andrea’s because the restaurant will be changing hands this month and Andrea Liermann will be beginning a welldeserved retirement. We figured that we have been coming to Andrea’s for delicious German food for more than 20 years. We often drove up on weekends to hear the live music at Andrea’s and to have prime rib on Saturdays. We especially remember Maria and Karl, who sadly have died in the past 10 years. Maria in a dirndl sang along as Karl in his lederhosen played his button box. We also enjoyed the entertainment provided by Jürgen, who played the spoons and bells and did a mean Schuhplattle, and Dieter, who sang and played his guitar. Along with several Oktoberfest dinners, we celebrated a number of special occasions at Andrea’s, including birthdays and graduations, and we often brought out-of-town visitors to the restaurant. The food was invariably delicious, especially those homemade soups and desserts. We got to know many members of the wait staff by name, and Andrea always greeted us warmly when we arrived. We shall miss Andrea’s Homestead Café. It is the end of an era in Lyons, and we wish Andrea and her family all the best. Susan and Richard Jones/Boulder Tax cuts work It is amazing that the Democrats and Obama, who won in 2008 by demonizing the Bush tax cuts as only for the rich, are now proclaiming that we have to keep them to help the middle class. Isn’t relative truth amazing? Someone once said that you are entitled to your opinion, but not your own facts. Here are some facts. Fact: Kennedy led us out of recession with, you guessed it, tax cuts for everyone! Fact: The Carter Administration drove us into recession with tax increases. Reagan cut the tax rates massively, which led to almost 20 years of sustained national prosperity. Specifically the top Boulder Weekly

rate went from 90 percent to 29 percent, and those people made the boom by investing in American business and private productivity. Fact: The Clinton recession was caused by, yes again, increased taxes, which we came out of because of, yes again, the Bush tax cuts! They brought us out of recession almost immediately and for eight years we prospered. Fact: Almost all economists not on the government’s payroll agree that booms are a result of investors and citizens investing in the economy far more productively then government bureaucrats and that is done with, yes again, tax cuts. When you get past the left’s deception, misdirection and outright lies about history and facts, you see that they have no interest in freedom and liberty or prosperity. They are in the total control, subversion and subjugation business. And that, too, is a fact! David Cook/Loveland Our state religion: greed What would make our elected representatives ignore the electorate they’re supposed to be representing? What would make them insert pork barrel spending into every bill, thus crippling the U.S. taxpayer over time? What has become of the things that we, as a people, once cherished — things like liberty, honesty, the belief that all people are created equal, and that all people have certain inalienable rights endowed by their creator? What has become of our government “of the people, by the people, and for the people”? The United States has become known for its support of the belief that a separation of church and state should exist and be honored. Yet it appears that religious services (of a sort) are regularly held within the halls of Congress. What were once hallowed halls where legislative genius was practiced have become what could be seen as a Cathedral of Avarice ... a cathedral where Power appears to have become the “Religion of State,” with Corruption the hymn that is sung, and Lies the prayers that are chanted. The lobbyists who represent special interest groups make up the congregation and gladly fill the collection baskets. Every collection goes to feed Greed — the ultimate deity they worship. Robert M. Collinsworth/Harrisville, N.H.

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City should fine itself When the Boulder City Council revamped the city’s snow removal ordinance last year, they spent a fair amount of time discussing how much time city residents should have following a snowfall to shovel their sidewalks before the city can bust them. They revisited the topic on Tuesday, Jan. 4, and that same issue came up again, with council members voting to give residents 24 hours after snow quits falling to shovel their walks. It might have behooved City Council to spend just a little time working on a definition of what “snow removal” really means. Carter Johnson, a Boulder resident, sent Boulder Weekly a link to a video he made of a significant stretch of sidewalk that showed what can only be described as shoddy snow removal. Though clearly someone had cleared most of the snow away, a layer that at times was more than an inch deep remained, the sidewalk not even visible. Worse, the snow had been shoveled into the crosswalk, leaving pedestrians to scramble over a drift almost a foot high. Not good. Whose sidewalk was it? Why, it was the city’s! Yes, that expanse of poorly cleared sidewalk was the responsibility of the same folks who’ve put so much effort into our new snow removal ordinance. So what does it mean, exactly, to “clear a sidewalk”? Based on the city’s example, you’re good to go if you only take a few inches off the top. To see Johnson’s video, go to http://tinyurl.com/27mar3o.

Scalia: Women, gays not equal under the law During an interview with California Lawyer, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said that the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment should not be used to protect against discrimination based on gender or sexual orientation. “In 1868, when the 39th Congress was debating and ultimately proposing the 14th Amendment, I don’t think anybody would have thought that equal protection applied to sex discrimination, or certainly not to sexual orientation,” he told reporters. “So does that mean that we’ve gone off in error by applying the 14th Amendment to both? Yes, yes. Sorry, to tell you that.” For Scalia, this isn’t just a philosophical conversation about the intentions of the 39th Congress. He was, after all, the only justice to vote against requiring the Virginia Military Institute to admit female students back in 1996 when that controversial case came before the Supremes. He truly believes what he’s saying. Fortunately, Scalia is a relic and in the minority in his opinion. Equality is far too important an issue to leave up to the states. That’s why we have the 14th Amendment in the first place. Go back to your cave, Tony. We can’t even take you seriously anymore. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

1. Boulder Weekly’s Complete New Year’s Eve Guide 2. Local company sells gin-soaked raisins for arthritis pain 3. Which house for witch house 4. People of the year: Boulder County’s wildland firefighters In our annual

Person of the Year edition, Boulder Weekly decided to honor the county’s wildland firefighters for their efforts to combat the Fourmile Canyon fire, the most damaging in the state’s history in terms of property lost, and the smaller Dome fire that threatened the outskirts of Boulder on Oct. 29.

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Enterprise incident Captain Owen Honors is in the hot seat these days for a series of videos he made and distributed to his crew aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise when the aircraft carrier was deployed in the Middle East a few years back. The videos, which originally didn’t raise hackles, include foul language, simulated masturbation, faceless images of female sailors pretending to shower together and what seem to be anti-gay slurs. While some among Honors’ loyal crew defend their captain, saying that the videos were taken out of context — apparently there’s some context in which anti-gay slurs and pretending to jerk off in front of your staff is okay — Honors was removed from his command on Tuesday. It’s good to see U.S. military brass taking these issues seriously, because Honors did not, not even when some among his crew complained. “Over the years, I’ve gotten several complaints about inappropriate materials in these videos, never to me personally but, gutlessly, through other channels,” Captain Honors said in one video. Honors and those who defend him argue he was keeping moral up during wartime. But aren’t there ways of keeping the crew’s spirits up without denigrating gays? While sailors are traditionally associated with foul language and raunchiness — remember the expression “swear like a sailor”? — we’re past the age where a military leader can openly bash gays and get away with it.

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More Fourmile meetings set Another series of community meetings has been scheduled to address post-fire issues and recovery efforts in the aftermath of the Fourmile Canyon wildfire. Topics include land rehabilitation and re-vegetation, flood insurance and preparedness, and watershed protection and erosion control — specifically how Boulder County intends to use grant funding received for watershed rehabilitation. The meetings will start informally at 6:30 p.m. for question-and-answer sessions with county staff, with the formal meetings beginning at 7 p.m. Meetings will be held for each fire protection district: Fourmile on Tuesday, Jan. 11, at the Salina School House (536 Gold Run Rd.); Sugarloaf on Wednesday, Jan. 12, at Fire Station No. 2 (1360 Sugarloaf Rd.); Gold Hill on Tuesday, Jan. 18, at Gold Hill Elementary School (890 Main St.); and Sunshine on Wednesday, Jan. 19, at Fire Station No. 1 (311 County Road 83). If any of the meetings are canceled due to snow, there will be a backup meeting held on Tuesday, Jan. 25, at Sunshine Fire Station No. 1. The county is also holding a meeting specifically for property owners and renters who lost a home and/or structure. It will be held on Thursday, Jan. 20, at 6:30 p.m. in the Commissioners’ Hearing Room on the third floor of the County Courthouse at 1325 Pearl St. in Boulder. Contact Boulder County Fourmile Fire Recovery Manager Garry Sanfaçon at 720-564-2642 or gsanfacon@bouldercounty.org for more information, or visit www. BoulderCounty.org/fourmile fire. CU: Economic confidence on rise Colorado business leaders’ confidence has bounced back to pre-recession levels going into the first quarter of 2011, according to the most recent quarterly Leeds Business Confidence Index, or LBCI, released this week by the University of Colorado at Boulder’s Leeds School of Business. For the first quarter of 2011, the LBCI posted a reading of 54.8 — just shy of the 54.9 registered in the second quarter of 2007 — up from 48.6 last quarter. Business leaders are optimistic about industry sales, profits, employ12 January 6, 2011

ment, capital expenditures and state economic growth. While the index overall is quite strong, certain components are much stronger than others, according to Leeds School economist and Business Research Division Director Richard Wobbekind, who conducts the quarterly survey. In particular, he said the expectations were extremely positive for sales and profits, but not as rosy for capital expenditures and hiring. An index of 50 is neutral. An index greater than 50 indicates positive expectations, while an index lower than 50 indicates negative expectations. To access the complete report, visit http://leeds.colorado.edu/lbci. Concert, cook-off benefit fire victims The Hatch Foundation’s 5th Annual Green Chili Cook-Off and Sizzlin’ Jazz Benefit Concert, which will benefit victims of the Fourmile Canyon fire victims this year, will be held from 2 to 7 p.m. on Jan. 30 at the Historic Oriental Theatre in Denver. The concert will feature performances by Janine Santana Latin Jazz, the Lynn Baker Quartet, Ken Walker, Marc Sabatella and Wendy Fopeano and Friends. KUVO’s Susan GatschetReese will emcee the event. There will be an open jam session from 2 to 4 p.m. For ticket information, cook-off entry forms, concert details and more, contact Jessica or Jimmy at 720-4751182, or visit www.HatchFoundation. org. Library offers series on courts The Boulder Public Library, in cooperation with the Colorado Judicial Institute and the Colorado Bar Association, will present “Our Courts,” a free, four-part series of workshops to further public knowledge and understanding of the state and federal courts in Colorado. Presenters will address the role of fair and impartial courts in applying and preserving the rule of law. All sessions will be held on Wednesdays from 7 to 8:30 p.m. in the Canyon Theater at the Main Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave. The session topics are: “Our State Courts” on Jan. 12, “Our United States Courts” on April 13, “See You In Court: The Life of a Civil Lawsuit” on July 13 and “Law & Order: The Life of

a Criminal Case” on Oct. 12. For more information, contact Ghada Elturk at 303-441-4941 or Selene Neuberg at pleintern@cobar.org. Do your civic duty Boulder County is seeking volunteers to voice their opinions and help guide decisions on matters ranging from the aging community to land use planning and mosquito control. The county is recruiting residents to serve on 20 advisory boards and commissions that provide recommendations to the Boulder County commissioners and give residents the opportunity to have their voices heard within Boulder County government. Boulder County is recruiting members for the Adult Protection Review Team, Aging Advisory Council, Board of Adjustment, Board of Health, Board of Review, Citizen Review Panel, Commercial Properties Advisory Committee, Core Services Board, Eldorado Springs LID Advisory Committee and Extension Advisory Committee. Other groups in need of members include the Fire Code Review Committee, Food and Agriculture Policy Council, Historic Preservation Advisory Board, Human Services Advisory Committee, Mosquito Control Advisory Board, Niwot LID Advisory Committee, Parks and Open Space Advisory Committee, Planning Commission, Resource Conservation Advisory Board and Workforce Development Board. To view descriptions of the boards and commissions or to download an application, visit the advisory boards and commissions page of the Boulder County website at www.bouldercounty. org. The deadline to submit applications is 4 p.m. on Monday, Jan. 31. For more information, call the Boulder County Commissioners’ Office at 303-441-1688. Senior services offers Jazzercise The City of Boulder’s senior services started offering Jazzercise classes this week. The classes are being held at the East Senior Center, 5660 Sioux Dr., from 11:45 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The West Senior Center, at 909 Arapahoe Ave., will offer the classes

from 11:45 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. on Wednesdays only. A fee of $38 per month, payable to Jazzercise, will be charged for unlimited use of the classes at either location. The nationwide program teaches dancing to music in a group appropriate for people who have some limitations on their movement or who have not been exercising regularly. Jazzercise is a fusion of jazz dance, resistance training, Pilates, yoga and kickboxing. For more information, call the East Senior Center at 303-441-4150 or the West Senior Center at 303-441-3148. Winter meltdown challenge The Bob L. Burger Recreation Center has issued an eight-week community challenge to lose weight and form healthy fitness habits. Participants could win an annual pass or a 20-visit punch card to the recreation center. The male and female who lose the largest percentage of body weight will each win an annual pass, while punch cards will be awarded through random drawings. There are two participation levels — a NutritionOnly Level and a Fitness/Nutrition Level. Participants must register online or in person at the recreation center no later than Jan. 8, but they don’t need to be a member of the center to participate. For more information, call 303665-0468. Splick•it on Android Now Android phone users have the option of skipping the line at their favorite eateries and coffee shops because Boulder-based company splick•it has just launched Android versions of its restaurant apps. The splick•it apps allow users to pre-order and pre-pay by finger-tapping their order on their mobile phone. Splick•it has developed new Android apps for Snarf ’s, Illegal Pete’s and the Smiling Moose Deli. Other area spots found on splick•it’s new Android version include Amante Coffee, Atlas Purveyors, Brewing Markets, Corner Coffee Bar, Flatiron Coffee, Great Harvest, Pita Pit, Rueben’s Burger Bistro, Saxy’s Café, Treppedas and Ziggi’s. For more information, visit www. splickit.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly

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Did you pay your online sales tax?

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f you spent more than $500 with a single online retailer during the past 10 months and didn’t pay state sales tax on the purchases, you may receive a mailing this month notifying you to cough it up. A state law enacted last spring, HB 1193, applies to out-of-state online retailers with at least $100,000 of annual sales in Colorado that do not charge customers state sales tax. The law requires them to notify Colorado buyers of the sales tax they owe on purchases, if those purchases total more than $500 for the calendar year. The notification, which should include the dates, amounts and categories of each purchase made during 2010, must be sent via first-class mail by Jan. 31, or else the retailers can face fines. Under the new law, Internet retailers are also required to submit a more general notice to the Colorado Department of Revenue by March 1, one that outlines the amount spent by each individual who bought more than $500 of goods online without paying state sales tax. In what some say was a political statement, after the bill was signed into law, Amazon.com terminated the accounts of its Colorado-based “associates,” who until then had received a portion of sales to consumers who reached Amazon.com from the associates’ websites. Department of Revenue spokesperson Mark Crouch acknowledges that some are concerned that the new law violates privacy rights, but he stresses that the notice to the state will not specify which products were bought. The notice will simply list the total amount spent, if in excess of $500, and it will be up to the consumer to decide what, if any, sales tax is owed on those purchases. For example, online purchases of things like food and prescription drugs are not subject to state sales tax. Tangible personal property, on the other hand, is subject to the tax unless it is specifically exempted. Crouch notes that if a consumer bought $500 of food and $500 of books online, he or she would just owe the 2.9 percent sales tax on the books, and the state would never see that breakdown. Boulder Weekly

“We don’t know whether it’s $500 of peanut butter and $500 of books,” he says. “We just know it’s $1,000.” Still, critics claim that even providing the state with the name of an online retailer where goods have been purchased can be incriminating. The Direct Marketing Association, a national trade group, filed suit against the state — specifically the executive director of the Department of Revenue — on June 30, claiming that the new law violates consumers’ privacy, discriminates against out-of-state retailers, infiltrates proprietary customer lists, exposes security risks and chills free speech. Asked how the state will crack down on those who don’t pay their online sales tax, Crouch says, “We expect to fully enforce the law.” But he adds that in reality, the cases that will raise eyebrows are those in which the consumer pays little or no taxes even though the amount reported to the state by the retailer is significant. If $1,000 is reported by Amazon.com, and the purchaser pays nothing in taxes, “you will come to our attention,” he explains. “If there is a big discrepancy, it would be a red flag,” Crouch says. He adds that the department has no plans to add staff or resources to help enforce the new provisions. Retailers will be fined $5 per customer for failing to provide notice of the tax requirement to consumers, and $10 per customer for failing to provide notice of the annual sales amount to the Department of Revenue. Since the bill went into effect on March 1 of last year, the new regulations apply only to purchases made in the last 10 months of 2010. Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, recently told Boulder Weekly that the new law is one she would consider repealing if it hasn’t raised much sales tax revenue. According to Crouch, Colorado residents who receive a notice from an online retailer and believe they owe state sales tax must fill out a Consumer Use Tax Return, Form BR0252. For more information, visit http:// bit.ly/gcztWM. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Local lawmakers peek into state’s legislative future

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hile Republicans have reclaimed control of the Colorado House for the first time in six years, Boulder County’s Democratic legislators say they are confident they can work with the other side of the aisle to address rancorous issues like budget cuts and redistricting. Even though Republicans will outnumber Democrats by only one in the House when the new session starts on Jan. 12, that majority will be felt significantly in House committees, where Republicans will have the majority and many Democrat-sponsored bills may perish. “I expect a number of my bills to die in committee,” Rep. Dickey Lee Hullinghorst, D-Longmont, told Boulder Weekly. “I hope the Republicans play as fair as the Democrats did in the past five years. There were a lot of Republican bills that got out of committee.” “Republicans are open and ready to work with Democrats in the House,” incoming House Speaker Frank McNulty, R-Highlands Ranch, told Boulder Weekly. “To the Republican chair and Republican members what will matter most is good public policy. … It won’t matter whether there is an R behind the name or a D behind the name.” Åsked whether Democrats treated Republican bills fairly in committees over the past six years, McNulty says, “I would say that to a large extent we were given a fair shake. I will also say that when I introduced bills, there were some that I knew would die, and they did.” Left-leaning local lawmakers remain hopeful they can set partisan politics aside and find success with their agenda of creating jobs and stimulating the economy — not by cutting taxes, but by preserving as much funding for education as possible in the face of more looming budget reductions. Then there will be the redistricting process. The last such effort ended in what Democrats call “the midnight gerrymander” of 2003. They claim Republicans took advantage of their majority to redraw districts in their favor. That plan was eventually thrown out by the Colorado Supreme Court. But in the following year’s election, in part due to financial support from a handful of wealthy Democratic donors upset by the Republicans’ redistricting effort, the Dems won enough races to take control of both houses of the Legislature, as well as the governor’s office. In an effort to inject a conciliatory spirit into the upcoming negotiations over how new boundary lines will affect party numbers in each district, on Dec. 16 Senate President Brandon Shaffer, D-Longmont, and McNulty announced the creation of a joint committee charged with taking a first shot at redistricting — in a bipartisan way. Boulder Weekly recently interviewed local state legislators to get their views on these and other hot topics 14 January 6, 2011

in the upcoming session and to hear about bills they plan to propose. **** Shaffer says the redistricting committee he and McNulty launched is a new effort to work together and “see if we can get it done without huge acrimony. … We’re trying to avoid the midnight gerrymander.” Sen. Rollie Heath, D-Boulder, adds, “The attempt is to not have us at a total impasse and screaming at each other.” “I believe it gives us the best opportunity to pass a fair congressional district map that is passed by a Republican House and a Democratic Senate and signed by a Democratic governor,” McNulty says of the committee, adding that he doesn’t anticipate a repeat of 2003. “I don’t expect it to rise to that level. I’m not under any misconception that it won’t be a difficult process, but I hope it will take some of the heat out of one of the most partisan processes in the Legislature.” Shaffer says the group won’t be officially formed until after the session convenes on Wednesday, but it will have an equal number of members from each party and will reflect geographic diversity. Redistricting aside, Shaffer says the main theme of the 68th General Assembly is economic development and job creation, and one key to those is funding for education. To that end, he is proposing the creation of a “Prioritize Education First Fund” early in the session as a place to capture available money and use it to offset cuts in higher education, K-12 education and early childhood education. State agencies are undergoing audits to identify cost savings, Shaffer explains, and his plan is to put that money into the education fund. Another piece of legislation Shaffer is proposing would create a state tax check-off to allow Colorado residents to donate to the Prioritize Education First Fund. **** Hullinghorst says having a redistricting committee collect input from around the state will help ensure transparency in the process. “The last thing we want to do is draw this in some back room,” Hullinghorst says. “I don’t think we should be cutting deals early on.” Since the results from the latest U.S. Census won’t be available until later this spring, she says, redistricting may not get settled during this session. “My prediction is that, especially if there are tough budget issues, we will have to deal with it in a special session,” she says. Hullinghorst is also considering a bill that would create a “lean government” effort for state agencies to save money and change bureaucratic processes to improve service. In addition, because Colorado ranks low in its recycling efforts, she is mulling legislation that would require municipalities with more than 25,000 people to keep figures on how much trash is

being diverted from landfills through recycling. There is also a proposal on her desk for a local improvement district in Niwot that would raise sales tax revenue for economic stimulation through promotions and events. Democrats seem wary that some of the measures they passed last spring to eliminate tax breaks might be reversed by Republicans this year. Hullinghorst plans to introduce a bill that would require legislators to offset any tax cuts with an alternate source of revenue. “We can’t do any more short-term budget killers,” she says. McNulty agreed that while education is an important factor in job creation and economic recovery, there has to be some recognition that government has driven jobs away, and he says Republicans want to find common ground with the Democrats on tax breaks. **** Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, says she is open to reconsidering any of those tax breaks if Republicans can produce evidence that the removal of the tax breaks did not generate enough tax revenue or caused job losses. Among her proposed bills is one intended to help victims of the Fourmile fire. Those who lost their homes in the blaze could be assessed at a higher tax rate because they no longer have a structure on the property, and Levy’s bill would tweak state law to let the county assessor maintain their residential tax assessment status for a two-year period rather than recategorizing their properties as vacant land. Other bills Levy plans to introduce include one that would allow behavioral health and addiction treatment professionals to administer a specific acupunctural ear treatment that has proven effective, and one that would allow juveniles tried as adults for first-degree murder and currently serving a life sentence without parole to be eligible for transfer to a community correction facility (like a halfway house) after 20 years if they meet certain criteria. She is also considering legislation to place approval of the placement of electric transmission lines into the hands of the state instead of cities and counties, in an effort to streamline Colorado’s ability to implement green-energy initiatives. **** Heath is all about fiscal policy issues. He sponsored a resolution last spring calling for a study on the state’s tax structure, a study that the University of Denver is winding up later this month. Heath says it’s clear the state is “on a path to nowhere” in funding things like education and transportation, and the question is how far Colorado residents are willing to go to raise state revenue. Possibilities include a slight boost to state income tax or sales tax, he says. In addition to re-examining the Gordian Knot that is the multiple, overlapping constitutional restrictions on the state budget, Heath plans to rejoin an effort to make it more difficult to get constitutional amendBoulder Weekly

Levy defends marijuana DUI bill

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ep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, says she has received loads of e-mail about her proposed bill to create a statutory limit for driving under the influence of marijuana. Similar to the 0.8 percent blood-alcohol content used to charge drunk drivers, the limit would be based on cannabis content, and those found to have more than 5 nanograms of THC per milliliter of whole blood could be charged with a DUI. Levy says the feedback she has received on the bill has been pretty evenly split, but she wants her detractors to know she supports the decriminalization of marijuana. She feels society should be more tolerant of the drug, and she even acknowledges using marijuana in the past. The intent of the bill, she says, is to keep roads safe and to clear up what is now a gray area in law enforcement, as more and more people use pot under the state’s medical marijuana laws and drive under its influence. Currently, she says, a driver can be charged with a drug-related DUI — whether it’s pot or Percocet — based on factors like behavior, a roadside sobriety test and traces of drugs found in a blood sample. But there is no state law on what trace of THC is too high, leaving it up to the discretion of law enforcement. Levy says she wants to make it clear what that limit is, and she is convinced that 5 nanograms is not a threshold that is too low. She has heard concerns from regular marijuana users who claim their high tolerance may make them easy targets under the proposed law. But she says marijuana doesn’t stay in your system for days; after ingested, it spikes, but 90 percent of it is gone from the bloodstream within about three hours, according to Levy. She says the bill would require law enforcement to draw blood within two hours if they suspect that someone is driving under the influence of marijuana.

ments on the ballot, since the Colorado Constitution is one of the country’s easiest to amend. Other proposals he is considering include measures to boost venture capital for growing the economy and an outcome-based higher education funding model based on an institution’s performance in areas like degrees produced and graduation rate. **** A couple of newly elected state representatives from Boulder County also have their agendas lined up. Rep. Deb Gardner, D-Longmont, who is taking over Jack Pommer’s seat, says she is drafting a bill that would encourage local companies to use locally recycled material to create their products. She is also considering legislation to create a “Blue Alert” system, similar to the “Amber Alert,” aimed at notifying the public when a law enforcement officer sustains a life-threatening injury from a suspect still at large, in an effort to apprehend such perpetrators faster. As an accountant and an incoming member of the Legislative Audit Committee, Gardner also says she is looking forward to keeping state agencies efficient, effective and accountable. Rep. Matt Jones, D-Louisville, who is succeeding Paul Weissmann in House District 12, says he plans to uphold a Boulder Weekly

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lthough most of my life was spent in a California valley where the term “agribusiness” was coined, I didn’t live on a farm and I assumed that the 4-H organization was only for kids who did. A pretty common assumption, given that 4-H (which stands for Head, Heart, Hands, Health) evolved around the turn of the 20th century as a movement to make public education more relevant for rural residents. The organization doesn’t advertise much, so the most familiar public association is often that of 4-H youngsters exhibiting their handraised livestock and homemade jams at the county fair. But as I’ve since learned, 4-H has evolved into a modern take on community sustainability that today claims more than 6.5 million members in the United States alone (4-H is also active in 70 other countries). It’s still an organization devoted to shaping a better future for tomorrow’s adults and encouraging community service. However, today’s members, mostly between ages 9 and 19, are as likely to come from the city as the country. The “learn by doing” adage has spawned a wide range of clubs within 4-H that focus on whatever “projects” the members are interested in, from agriculture to web design, baking to filmmaking, firearm shooting to dance. Even the line between the old 4-H standbys of livestock-raising and home economics has blurred, and goals have become more holistic. “I was raised in 4-H; my parents were 4-H leaders,” says Bonnie Smith, a Longmont farmer who runs the Fairview Crops and Livestock club with husband James. “We had a livestock club and a home ec club, and they didn’t have much to do with each other. “We want our kids to not only watch how beef is raised, but to fol-

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Louis Bressler, a two-tour Iraq combat vet, is pictured at top in his Army portrait. Below is his mugshot from his arrest. Bressler is now two years into a 60-year sentence for conspiracy to commit murder.

Made-in-America murderers Journalist details how post-Iraq PTSD ravaged the lives of several Colorado Springs vets by David Accomazzo

he murderers whose story Colorado Springs journalist David Philipps tells in his new book, Lethal Warriors, are hardly a sympathetic bunch. As Philipps writes it, they murdered their victims — servicemen, innocent strangers, ex-lovers — at the slightest provocation, or with none at all. Some were murdered with precise, cold-blooded professionalism, others with savage force. Yet what ties these murders together, and the reason why they’re important, is that all the perpetrators served in the same infantry battalion in the most brutal parts of Iraq during the bloodiest times of the war, and upon returning to the States they slipped through the cracks of a military system that had little interest in treating their psychological injuries, at times even spurning the soldiers’ attempts for help. The Army trained young men as killers, exposed them to brutal combat situations that made them mentally unstable, and then set them loose on the civilian population of Colorado Springs with little or no treatment. Philipps started writing a series of articles for the Colorado Springs Gazette about murders and other crimes committed by soldiers in the 4th Infantry Division’s 1st Batallion, 506th Regiment, famously known during World War II as the Band

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of Brothers. The articles were published in 2009; that same year, he was named a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. Philipps, who normally writes ski stories for the paper and whose stories have occassionally run in Boulder Weekly, says he saw a trend about crimes committed by soldiers and was “mad as hell” no one else had written about the subject. “The articles, the point of them was really to make a statement that there was something going on that was bigger than the violence in the city,” he told Boulder Weekly. “It was making an argument. We are having these murders because of A, B and C, and part of it is that the systems that were in place in Fort Carson were broken.” There are several names for the psychological afflictions soldiers bring with them from combat zones. In the past, people have called them “battle fatigue,” “shell shock” and even “cowardice.” Since 1980, the official name has been “post-traumatic stress disorder” (PTSD), but some insist on the slightly less stigmatizing term “combat stress injuries.” Philipps focuses on the story behind the 2007 murder of Kevin Shields, a machine gunner found dead on his 24th birthsee MURDERERS Page 20

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day by a man delivering newspapers. A fellow soldier named Louis Bressler shot Shields in the head after Shields said something “snide” that no one involved in the events that night seems to remember. Bressler’s unit had recently finished two almost consecutive combat tours in some of the most dangerous parts of Iraq — the Sunni Triangle in 2004 and Baghdad in 2006. Shields wasn’t Bressler’s only victim; he had murdered another soldier named Robert James just weeks earlier. Philipps delves deeply into the story behind the Band of Brothers, from the unit’s initial deployment in Korea through the second tour in Iraq. He assigned himself to the story after failing to convince other reporters to take it, and he started by going straight to the source: the prisoners themselves. Surprisingly, they were open to speaking with him. “What they told me was that their tours had just been totally horrific, and that there was no meaningful game plan for re-intregrating them when they came back,” Philipps says. “What’s interesting is that I think a lot of times it’s difficult to talk to soldiers about what happened in Iraq and Afghanistan. They don’t think [journalists will] understand, or they don’t think we’ll appreciate what they’re telling us, or they think we’re only looking for sort of really sensational stuff. … But the guys in prison were different,

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because they had been cast out of their society and had been sent away to prison for decades, so it seemed like they were in sort of a position where they might be doing some soul-searching. … I think that gave them some openness.” Supporters of the Iraq war point to its relatively low body count as compared to other wars — around 4,400, compared to 58,000 for Vietnam — but that number only begins to tell the whole story of the casualties of war. As Philipps points out, thanks to advances in body armor and armored vehicles, more and more servicemen are seeing combat and living to talk about it. Better armor means more cases of psychological damage than physical damage. And there are statistics to support this. In World War II, you had a one in three chance of dying from battle wounds. In Vietnam, it was one in four. In Iraq and Afghanistan, it’s around one in 15 (Philipps averages two figures from two different sources to arrive at that number.) “Iraq and Afghanistan are new kinds of war with new kinds of casualties,” Philipps writes. “Nothing illustrates this better than this: By 2009, while the United States was engaged in two separate wars, more soldiers died from suicide, drugs and alcohol than died by the hand of the enemy.” The institutional blindness shown by

the U.S. Army regarding psychological combat wounds is part of what makes Lethal Warriors disturbing. In the infantry, soldiers are trained to control their emotions and react intelligently under the most stressful situations imaginable. If a soldier starts showing signs of PTSD, others might see him as not tough enough, unable to handle the stresses of combat. Philipps writes about how soldiers eventually convicted for murder lied their way through flimsy post-combat mental health questionnaires, out of fear of damaging their careers as well as alienation from their fellow troops. When some of the soldiers did eventually seek help, they were either turned away or shoved into an overloaded mental health system to be medically retired or expelled from the Army using a loophole, an especially cruel process known as being “chaptered out.” Chaptering out meant kicking a soldier out for having a pre-existing mental health condition, and Philipps interviewed an Army social worker who said superiors pressured them to probe soldiers’ past for signs of pre-existing psychological trauma and diagnose them with that instead of with PTSD. Then, the Army could kick out the soldier in days instead of the months it would take to properly medically retire someone. And, perhaps most importantly, the soldier would lose VA medical benefits. It

was the Army’s way of wiping its hands of soldiers they thought unfit or unworthy to serve, and it left countless soldiers who should have received proper diagnoses without a safety net. The Army comes off badly, but there are heroes, as well. Gen. Mark Graham took over Fort Carson in 2007, and tragedy with one of his children had given him a sympathetic view of mental health disorders. Six soldiers committed suicide that year, and Graham took steps to ensure that never happened again. He doubled the size of the base’s psychiatry staff, then doubled it again the next year. He reached out to a veterans advocate the Army had previously shunned. And he instituted a major epidemiological study of mental health that eventually concluded what seems obvious at first glance: Combat fucks with people. Philipps says Graham’s improvements are working. Suicide at Fort Carson is down 45 percent this year, and there has only been one murder charge. But Philipps says the problem will continue until more drastic steps are taken. “It’s all sort of remedial. It’s treating the problem instead of the cause,” Philipps says. “It costs a lot of money to do this stuff, and we’re going to keep [spending] a lot of money to do this stuff until we stop repeatedly sending young guys to war.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Takács Quartet tackles pieces by the father of the string quartet by Peter Alexander

Richard Houghton

t seems that every month brings a new article announcing the demise of classical music. The evidence has been the same for several years now. Record sales are down. Audiences are getting older. Orchestras are cutting budgets. But if classical music is dying, somebody forgot to tell the Takács Quartet and its audience. Quartet-in-residence at the CU College of Music since 1983, the Takács Quartet has been selling out its concerts in CU’s 500-seat Grusin Hall almost from its arrival in Boulder: first one performance each of six programs every year, then a second performance of selected programs, and finally two performances — Sunday-Monday pairs — of each program they present. That’s 1,000 tickets, five times a year, for a string quartet. It’s a record few chamber ensembles can match. Four students at the Franz Liszt Academy in Budapest, Hungary, founded the quartet in 1975. With players trained in the same Hungarian string-playing tradition and sharing a common culture, the quartet immediately had a unity of style and a highly individual identity. That identity, based in an intensity of expression, a willingness to take risks and a sense of humor in performance, quickly propelled the Takács Quartet to the front ranks of chamber groups around the world. Since then, two of the original members have retired, and today the quartet features first violinist Edward Dusinberre from Leamington Spa, England; second violinist Károly Schranz, one of the original members; violist Geraldine Walther, a Florida native; and cellist András Fejér, the other remaining founding member. Transitions in string quartets are notoriously tricky. The career stakes are high for all the players, and for the new members, stepping into an established group can be intimidating. “It was daunting for me, absolutely,” Dusinberre admits. “It was a challenging time, but it was also a huge adventure for me. I think in a way it was more stressful for [the other members of the quartet] because they had been doing it for 18 years and there was a lot at stake for them. For me it was a wonderful opportunity.” To all evidence, the quartet’s high standard of quality has survived. Recently the critic of the London Guardian wrote, “This is chamber-music playing of overwhelming intensity, insight and intelligence, simply the best I have ever heard in concert.” And the Ann Arbor News commented, “The group’s Boulder Weekly

playing is so alive, so rich and in the moment, it makes you listen with every fiber.” The quartet’s repertoire for the remainder of the Boulder season is extraordinarily varied. It includes staples by Haydn, Schubert and Bartók; less familiar works by Smetana, Respighi and Chausson; and a brand new work written for the Takács Quartet by American composer Daniel Kellog. For the next concert pair (Sunday at 4 p.m. and Monday at 7:30 p.m.), the group will play two quartets by Haydn for the first half of the program, although not the same quartets both nights. The Sunday afternoon concert features Op. 74 No. 1 in C major and Op. 71 No. 2 in D major; on Monday it will be Op. 71 No. 1 in B-flat major, paired again with Op. 71 No. 2. For both programs, the second half of the concert will be Bedrich Smetana’s Quartet in E minor, “From My Life.” Although Haydn and Smetana come from very different musical worlds, both composers address one of the basic issues of chamber music: music written for private performance as opposed to music written for an audience. Because chamber music is played by a single player on each part, it resembles a private conversation among the players. But today most chamber music is played before an audience that seemingly eavesdrops on the players. Thus the music is simultaneously public and private. “That theme of public and private is one of the most interesting things about chamber music,” Dusinberre says. “It’s something we talk about a lot in the quartet.” In Haydn’s time, chamber music was a private experience. But Haydn changed that with the quartets from Opp. 71 and 74: These works were written for the composer’s second visit to London, where they were to be played as part of the composer’s highly successful concert series. They are the first string quartets written expressly for concert performance. “He is thinking of the larger space,” Dusinberre

says. “The way each of those pieces starts with some sort of a fanfare or a chord [is] kind of just grabbing the audience’s attention to say ‘Shut up! We’re about to start playing!’ It’s hard to replicate that because audiences are well behaved nowadays. You’d almost need to come out and play the chords before they sat down to create that effect. “But on the other hand, although they’re for a public space, still as an audience you feel like you are eavesdropping on private conversations; there’s still a lot of witty, intimate dialogue.” Written some 80 years later, Smetana’s quartet moves in the opposite direction. By the 1870s, chamber music was a wellestablished concert genre. But with his Quartet in E minor, Smetana takes the listener into the very private world of his personal life and the tragedy of his growing deafness. This is most evident in the final movement, where the music suddenly breaks off and the first violinist sounds high E, representing the ringing in his ears that preceded the composer’s deafness. This public expression of private experience, Dusinberre says, is a “feature of the time period and Romantic angst in the sense of need for self expression. When we’re playing the piece it just feels like baring your soul in a very public way.” Melodramatic as it may seem, “in the context of the drama it works very well,” Dusinberre says. “The rest of that movement is like a big village party, and it’s a typical device in movies or literature to have a very public scene with a lot of dancing and festivity, and then at the end … you see that the public [scene] has just been a context for the more dramatic, painful, private one.” Thus both composers are working out the publicprivate dynamic in a highly personal way. And when the Takács Quartet presents their music next Sunday and Monday, you can still be part of the public audience who listens in. And the good news is that “sold out” doesn’t mean you can’t get into their remaining concerts this season ( Jan. 9-10, Feb. 13-14 and April 17-18; see the programs at http://bit.ly/eNckeS). In fact, CU box office Manager Nick Vocatura says, “I’ve never had to turn anybody away.” As Vocatura explains, there are three ways to get one of the hottest classical tickets in Boulder: You can call the box office (303-492-8008) and get on the waiting list for returned tickets, come to Grusin Hall before a concert and get on the wait list for last-minute turnbacks, or purchase stage seating, for which a limited number of tickets remain. (These can be purchased from the box office at any time.) Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com January 6, 2011 23

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Tried and true troubadours Local songwriters’ collective allows everyone a place on stage by Marisa Aragón Ware

hese days, the word “troubadour” has become virtually synonymous with “singer.” Yet if you take a look back to medieval days when the word emerged, you’ll see that the original meaning was much less inclusive. In order to be classified as a troubadour, one couldn’t merely sing other people’s songs; you had to write your own. Those who only performed others’ material were demoted to the ranks of “joglars,” and if you were female, even if you were a composer, you could only ever be a “trobairitz.” Left to right: Ramaya Soskin, Dechen Hawk, Cate Coslor, Jeb In keeping with the true meaning of Bows, Gregory Alan Isakov, Tres the word, Boulder’s Troubadours Altman and Clay Rose Collective is keeping the art of songwriting alive, centuries after their namesakes wandered Europe singing songs of chivalry and court- Six distinct sounds from six different songwriters and ly love. However, their aim is one of inclusivity and their bands will play the Fox, including Hawk, community building, rather than the elitism of their Ramaya Soskin, WadiRum, Mortimer, Gasoline forebears. Lollipops and Max Davies. The eclectic mix will tra“When it comes down to it, the shows are all verse the musical spectrum from jazz to rock, from about bringing people together,” says Dechen Hawk, R&B to folk, and from alt-country to soul. one of the original members of the Troubadours. “It “This specific show is like a funnel of songwriters brings a different twist to what it means to go out and with a handful of different genres of musical expressee music. People can have pride that they’re playing a sion thrown in,” says musician Donnie Mortimer, part in creating their own community, a community whose rich and earnest album Ten Eventful Years was that they can stand behind and be stoked on and released mid-2010. “The crude analogy is that it’s like share with other people.” the Mickey Mouse Club. You’ve got all these strong At its inception, the Troubadours Collective conpersonalities that get their 10-second solos, but they’re sisted of eight songwriters, including Boulder up-and- all working together on the same project. It’s really comer Gregory Alan Isakov. Since then, the collective enjoyable to be part of a team effort where there’s very has hosted more than 30 songwriters and performers distinct individual personas involved.” at numerous locations around town, including their When founder Ramaya Soskin came up with the upcoming show on Jan. 7 at the Fox Theatre. idea for the collective six years ago, he saw potential Although the members are all united by their love not only for the creative inspiration that happens when of crafting songs, their musical styles differ markedly. different styles of music collide, but also for the bene-

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fits that strength in numbers can provide. “It made sense to pool our collective fan bases and pack the place. I knew we’d all be at each other’s shows anyway, so why not also perform and bring more people to the shows?” Soskin says. “It also seemed like it would be a fantastic platform to showcase undiscovered local talent. It can certainly be daunting as a new songwriter trying to gather support, but there are many places far less supportive than Boulder. In the 10 years I’ve been performing here I’ve seen some great acts rise to the challenge, and Boulder has held them up.” To continue being an embracing and diverse group, the Troubadours welcome newcomers to join in their frequent shows, which take place every couple of months. “It’s all about who’s excited and inspired to be a part of it,” Hawk says. “We welcome anyone who’s willing to do the work to make it successful.” The members of the collective take turns handling details like the promotion and booking of the events, making the group a bit of a musical co-op. While logistical components like increased ticket sales and easier networking definitely factor into their motivation, at the Troubadours’ core, it’s all about community. “It makes the experience richer when more people are touched by the art. You might be coming to hear a certain person play and then someone else you haven’t heard blows you away for a moment and puts you right into your body and your heart,” Mortimer says. “All the best songwriters I know in their respective genres are coming together to give a sampling of the most current sound in our region. It’s the best of the local flavor in a myriad of expression, all in one place.” Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Boulder’s Dinner Theatre puts on a classic and succeeds by Gary Zeidner

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ere weeks ago candles glowed warmly in menorahs. Christmas lights twinkled on eaves and living room trees. The riotous colors of Kwanzaa accompanied the celebration of Umoja and Kuumba. Children from 1 to 92 smiled wide at unexpected presents. Families rejoiced with annual visits and lifetime traditions. And though we didn’t have a flake of snow on the ground or in the air, the world felt a little bit more magical as we celebrated the holidays. Well, kiss all that peace on Earth and good will goodbye because the winter doldrums are officially here. January and February, in particular, are a seasonal nadir during which the holiday hangover combines insidiously with short, dark days and freezing cold nights to produce angst and ennui undreamt of on balmy June afternoons. Fresh from too-short vacations, students again take up their lessons, and workers return to their toil with all the good humor and hopefulness of death-row inmates. Tempers grow short, cabin fever sets in and that nice old lady who rang the bell for the Salvation Army last month just might pepper spray you for parking too close to her Subaru. It is at this time of year more than any other that we must search out joyful diversions. We all have our coping mechanisms. Whether it’s skiing or snowboarding in our snow-sports-playground of a state, hopping a jet to sunnier climes or embarking on marathon sex sessions with complete strangers, we all find some way to power through this least wonderful time of the year. Thankfully, this year there’s one more way to shoo the grey from the day. With the Broadway classic, Hello, Dolly!, Boulder’s Dinner Theatre demolishes those depressing, debili-

tating doldrums. Based on Thornton Wilder’s The Matchmaker — which was, in turn, based on his much more humorously titled if much less humorous The Merchant of Yonkers — Hello, Dolly! has won Tony awards, Grammys and Oscars over the course of its many incarnations. More importantly, Hello, Dolly! is a feel good, toe-tapping throwback to the heyday of musical theatre guaranteed to leave your heart lighter and your outlook more upbeat.

If you are unfamiliar with the singular Mrs. Dolly Gallagher Levi, a character portrayed most notably by Carol Channing on stage and Barbara Streisand on film, then let me just say that she is one crafty, hilarious broad. In a time when women were still, by and large, relegated to being mothers, or maybe schoolmarms, Dolly is a self-made, selfsufficient woman of the world. Her main employment is matchmaking, but she sidelines in just about any honorable vocation at which a buck can be made, a fact attested to by her ubiquitous business cards. Hello, Dolly! will have you laughing from the very first scene. Not content merely to tickle your funny bone, Hello, Dolly! also contains some incredibly well-known and well-loved musical numbers, including “Before The Parade Passes By” and, of course, “Hello Dolly.” As Dolly, Alicia Dunfee dazzles. Assured but not cocky, genuine but not sappy, Dunfee’s Dolly hits all the right notes — musically and otherwise. It takes a strong performer to present Dolly as a real woman and not a caricature, and Dunfee is more than up to the task. As Dolly’s primary customer and unknowing love interest, Wayne Kennedy matches Dunfee beat for beat as Horace Vandergelder. One moment a gruff miser, the next a vulnerable romantic, Kennedy effortlessly works Vandergelder’s various angles. Though he and Dunfee seldom share the stage, their performances are the center of and the principal reason for seeing Hello, Dolly! Both actors appear to be having great fun with their roles, and each is a pure pleasure to watch. Far less expensive than a plane ticket to Fiji or even a day on the slopes, Hello, Dolly! is the antidote to the mid-winter blues. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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Thursday, Jan. 6

music Blackberry Bushes String Band. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-7771003. Bluegrass Pick — With Martin Gilmore. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Ginga. 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. John Alex-Mason. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-4433322. Live Jazz with George Nelson. 6:30 p.m. Carelli’s Italian Restaurant, 645 30th St., Boulder, 303-938-9300. Live Karaoke. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m.The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Open Mic Night. 5 p.m. Folsom Street Coffee, 1795 Folsom St., Boulder, 303-440-8808. Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Open Stage with Tommy and the Tangerines — Every Thursday night. Catacombs, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Ronnie Shellis, Jeremy Vasquez. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Silent Bear. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Smack Thompson. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

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If you want something different, check out Ginga’s monthly samba party at The Laughing Goat. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628.

Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-7867050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 9 a.m. Boulder Circus Center, 4747 26th St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 6:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Gindi Cafe Gay Night. Every Thursday night. Gindi Cafe, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 720242-8961. Healing Space With Alan McAllister. 11 a.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Suite 307, Boulder, 303-545-5562. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco

events Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Basics of Blogging. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Beginning Flamenco Dance. 6:15-7:30 p.m.

Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www. flamenco-boulder.com. Meet the Artist: Gustavo Artigas. 6 p.m. Chautauqua Association, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. Comedy Works Presents Jeff Harms With James Kempe-Mehl. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757.

Friday, Jan. 7

music Acoustic Open Mic. 7-9 p.m.The Stone Cup,

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Boulder/Denver Area BioLounge — Rotating exhibit of art and science. CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft — Drawings by Marc Brandenburg. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Feb. 20. Edits — Paintings by Stephen Batura. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30. Moments In Between — Paintings by Barbara Shark. Boulder Museum of

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Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30. Light Leaks — Paintings by Isca Greenfield-Sanders. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through Jan. 9. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Collages by Gerda Rovetch. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Dec. 31. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Paintings by Tina Will. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408.

Through Jan. 30. Shut Your Face Off! Mixed media by Donald Fodness & Alvin Gregorio. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 31. Slides of a Changing Painting — By Robert Gober. MCA Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through Jan. 16. Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Jan. 9.

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442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345. Adaeze. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Band of Heathens. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Blackdog — With Sally Van Meter. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Bluegrass Pick. 12 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Dr.Tone and the Notes. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Mojo Mama,Tempa and the Tantrums. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Music on the Mezz — With Mark Diamond, Ricardo Pena and Amy Biondo. 5 p.m. Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Old-Fashioned Hootenanny. 7 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Open Percussion Jam. 8:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Ricky Earl. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Runaway Express. 8 p.m. Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Signel-Z. 8 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. String Board Theory. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Troubadours Collective. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399.

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Adobe Dreamweaver Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beer Garden. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.The Rib House, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-7427. Boulder Designers Group for Women. 6-8 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Salsa Dancing. 10:30 p.m.Trattoria on Pearl, 1430 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-544-0008. Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room. 12-9 p.m. Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270. Upslope Brewing Co.Tap Room and Tours. 4-8 p.m. Upslope Brewing Co., 1501 Lee Hill Rd., No. 20, Boulder, www.upslopebrewing.com.

Saturday, Jan. 8

music 2:10 Special. 8:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. 7 Days Till Sunrise. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Acoustic Brunch. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-443-5108. Bluegrass Pick. 12 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Conscious Elliot. 9:45 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Frokus. 11 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Gasoline Lollipops. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s,

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Quentin Young Band —

The Quentin Young Band is an amalgamation of punk, folk and straightup rock influences. Some of the tracks off the band’s album, Passion of the Loose Cannon, With Remarks, sound more like ideas than cut-anddried songs, snapshots of feeling converted to music. Think art-folk for the bar scene. This band has potential. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400.

1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Green Light. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Hamilton Loomis Band. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Mother Lode. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Music on the Mezz — Lisa Bell with Mark Oblinger and Bob Story. 5 p.m. Hotel Boulderado, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Notes & Oats Musical Breakfast — With Boulder Ukulele Group. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Pete Kartsounes Band. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Quentin Young Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Wadirum. 8:30 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. The Yale Alley Cats — A cappella performance.

2:30-4 p.m. Shining Mountain Waldorf School, 999 Violet Ave., Boulder, 303-444-7697.

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Afternoon Tea. 2 p.m. Jill’s Restaurant at St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-4069696. Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beer Garden. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.The Rib House, 1801 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-7427. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. Kakes Studio, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-9186617. Digital Photography Workflow Introduction. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276.

Sunday, Jan. 9

music Acoustic Jam. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview

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The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Abridged. OpenStage Theatre & Company, Masonic Temple Proscenium, 225 W. Oak St., Fort Collins, 970221-6730. Through Feb. 13.

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John Statz, Esther Sparks. 8:15 p.m.The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-4404628. Mellow Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Mile Markers. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-4859400. Pete Kartsounes Band. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886.

Rock Shop Jam Workshop. 3-5 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Takács Quartet. 4 p.m. Grusin Music Hall, CU campus, 303-492-8008.

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Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 7:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio,The Dairy Center for the

Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio,The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Planetary Healing and Harmony Teleclass — Teachings and meditation. 8 a.m. For more information, call 720-301-3993. Tales and Tunes of the West with Liz Masterson. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.

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music Brad Goode Jazz Quartet. 7-11 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-499-2985. Electric Blues Jam. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Jay Ryan’s BigTop — Open stage. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave.,Arvada, 303-463-6683. Open Bluegrass Pick. 5 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. Open Mic. 7 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Springdale Quartet. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Takács Quartet. 7:30 p.m. Grusin Music Hall, CU campus, 303-492-8008.

events Boulder County Alcoholics Anonymous — Happy hour group. 5:30 p.m. 5375 Western Ave., Boulder, www. BoulderCountyAA.org. Energetic Selfcare Class Starts — With Alan McAllister. 7-9 p.m.Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Suite 307, Boulder, 303-545-5562. RSVP requested. Free Open Class — Meditation instruction. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Free Week at Ballet Nouveau Colorado — Try out any adult or children’s class. Ballet Nouveau Colorado Studios and Theatre, 3001 Industrial Ln., #12, Broomfield, 303-466-5685. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 9 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Magical Mexican Mondays — With live magic by Erica Sodos. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. “So,You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room. 3-9 p.m.Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270.

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events Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com. Boulder Conversations with Extraordinary People: Margaret Coel. 5:30 p.m. Chautauqua Auditorium, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-4423282. Boulder Improv Jam Association — Public dance jam every Tuesday. 7:30-10:30 p.m.The Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 720-934-2028. Culinary Connectors Second Tuesday Supper Club — 6:30 p.m. Pizzeria Basta, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-495-5487. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. 7:30 p.m. Harpo’s Sports Bar, 2860 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-444-9464. Healing Space With Alan McAllister. 4-6 p.m.Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Open Mic Poetry and Music — Hosted by Rob Geisen and Olatundji Akpo-Sani. 8 p.m.The No-Name Bar, 1325 Broadway, Boulder. Salsa Night — Lessons and open dance. 7 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858.

Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room. 3-9 p.m.Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270.

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music Bluegrass Pick. 6:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. The Clamdaddys Transcendental Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Denver/Boulder Drupal User Group. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Halden Wofford. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Kerosene Trio. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Kristina Murray & Jamie Davis. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303440-4628. Nathan Mceuen, Tage Plantell, The Dusty Radio. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Steve Waitt. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628.

events Art for Lunch. 12:15-12:45 p.m. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Arvada Business Connection. 5:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Avery Beer Dinner at Lucky Pie. 6:30 p.m. Lucky Pie Pizza and Taphouse, 637 Front St., Louisville, 303-666-5743. Beer and Belly Dancing — Learn to belly dance and have some great beer. 6 p.m. Asher Brewing, 4699 Nautilus Ct. #104, Boulder, 303-

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Monday, Jan. 10 Chris Brown’s Path of Beauty. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Bookstore, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074. “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

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Lawson. 6:30 p.m. Boulder. For location, call 720301-3993. Twisted Pine Brewing and Tap Room. 3-9 p.m.Twisted Pine Tap Room, 3201 Walnut St., #A, Boulder, 303-786-9270. Upslope Brewing — 4-8 p.m. Upslope Brewing Co., 1501 Lee Hill Rd., No. 20, Boulder, www. upslopebrewing.com. Vajrayana Buddhist Meditation. 7 p.m. Mipham Shedra, 2860 Bluff St., Boulder, 303-4490319.

Kids’ Calendar Thursday, Jan. 6 So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.

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Saturday, Jan. 8 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Sunday, Jan. 9 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-4636683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the ancient and mysterious game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.

Monday, Jan. 10 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349. Twinkle Babies. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200.

Tuesday, Jan. 11 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Storytime for Children. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-441-3120. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-4413100.

Wednesday, Jan. 12 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 11 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007. Demo French Class. 10 a.m.WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., Lafaytte, 303-6042424.

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Ski Logik sales representative Jeb Marsh runs the young company out of its headquarters in Breckenridge.

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Wood

. One of the most basic building materials known to humans, wood is the foundation of skis and snowboards. This versatile, beautiful material was used for the first skis. The legendary Austrian pioneer of downhill skiing, Arnold Lund, perfected the first alpine turns with skis made of wood. The first snowboard — the Snurfer — developed by Sherman Poppen in 1966, was made of wood, and Jake Burton used wood prototypes to refine his snowboard designs, designs that would eventually give birth to one of the largest brands in action sports, Burton Snowboards. Today, wood remains an integral part of modern ski and snowboard construction. The best skis and

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boards use a laminated “sandwich” construction, where vertically laminated wood is sandwiched between layers of fiberglass, epoxy and other materials, such as the plastic topsheet and bottom p-tex layer, to build the end product. And, despite experiments with manufactured materials such as foam to replace wood cores for skis and snowboards, wood remains the industry standard. But while wood has a long and illustrious history in skiing, the material has been largely abandoned for us in the most visible part — the top — of a ski or snowboard. Modern plastics have proven extremely durable and, perhaps most importantly, inexpensive, and the vast majority of commercially available skis or snowboards feature that technology. However, over the past 10 years this has started to change as a new

generation of boutique snowboard and ski manufacturers have rediscovered both the beauty and versatility of wood and have begun to incorporate the material into the topsheet of their products, creating skis and snowboards that have the rich historical patina of the skis of yesterday but perform like the modern tools that they are. Two of the leaders of this revolution are Colorado-based brands ScottyBob and Ski Logiks. Another Colorado company, Wagner (featured in the Oct. 22, 2009, issue of Boulder Weekly), doesn’t use wood for its topsheets normally, but because the company only makes custom skis, it’s possible to order this material as an option. These brands are part of a growing trend that’s gone global. Igneous Skis, located in Jackson Hole, Wyo., has been creating custom January 6, 2011 35

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skis (and snowboards), many of which have wood topsheets, for a rabid local following for more than 15 years. Igneous is joined by Arbor Snowboards, which has focused exclusively on wood topsheets since the brand’s inception in 1995, and Rabbit On The Roof, an obscure French company which makes both skis and snowboards and is the brainchild of Peter Steltzner, an American cabinetmaker and woodworker who loved skiing and decided to see if he could create skis and snowboards (and monoskis, too!), as well as custom cabinetry. Rabbit On The Roof is emblematic of the new movement towards creating wood masterpieces that also stand up to abuse on the mountain. Steltzner handcrafts fewer than 100 skis per year. But while his topsheets are wood, they hide high-tech guts underneath, including Kevlar, fiberglass and carbon. And the company’s name? Steltzner says it comes from a rabbit that lived in the rafters of his French workshop, inspiring and irritating the California transplant. Launched in 1995, Arbor Snowboards also focuses on wood. The company was an early adopter of green construction, using koa, maple and bolivar woods, as well as bamboo, in its board construction. Their award-winning snowboards sparked diversification, with the company now building wood skateboards as well. These “longboards” are available, as are the brand’s snowboards, in Boulder at Satellite Boardshop. Against this backdrop, the success of Colorado brands ScottyBob and Ski Logiks shouldn’t be surprising. Only one year old, Ski Logik is based out of Breckenridge and is quickly gaining a reputation for manufacturing high-quality products that perform well and look fantastic, with the brand’s Howitzer model winning accolades from Freeskier Magazine. “We were fortunate to get some really strong reviews that helped us,” says Jeb

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ferent models of alpine skis, it’s the brand’s funky telemark skis that have served ScottyBob well. It doesn’t hurt that the skis look different, and we’re not just talking about the rich patina of a Koa wood topsheet (which is beautiful), but also the wild shape of ScottyBob’s asymmetrical designs. But do they work? Customers who have bought them rave about the design and performance of the skis, developed by ScottyBob Carlson in the late ’90s. “A mind-blowing ski,” “a revelation” and “light and nimble underfoot and easy to turn” are a few of the accolades that have been bestowed on the product. And, like many of the manufacturers featured here, ScottyBob hand-crafts the skis, doing much of the work himself. While you have to make the trip to Silverton to try a pair of ScottyBobs (or trust in faith and order some directly from the company via its website), you can check out Ski Logik’s offerings locally at Golden’s Bent Gate Mountaineering or at Boulder’s Christy Sports on 30th Street. For brands like Igneous, you’ll have to look harder. And to try some of Peter Steltzner’s creations, it’s best to show up in La Grave, France, the first week of April, when Rabbit On The Roof hosts demos in conjunction with that ski area’s legendary Derby de la Meije ski race. But regardless of what you end up skiing on, it’s worth listening to Ski Logik’s Mazzarella. A veteran skier and ski designer, he has a simple take on the new generation of skis that feature wood as the most visible material. “Skis were invented thousands of years ago,” says Mazzarella. “And they have always been carved from wood. Yeah, there are different processes and special woods, and there’s always been a lot of hand work in the better skis. Wood is part of the tradition, and putting wood on the top is merely carrying on this tradition.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Marsh, Ski Logik’s vice president of distribution. Marsh concedes that it’s tempting for some to dismiss the brand, due to the fact that all of the company’s seven models for 2010 look like pieces of art that would best be hanging above the fireplace in a ritzy ski lodge. “The artistic top brings people in,” concedes Marsh. “But once they see the reviews and ski the ski, they realize that it’s not just a pretty face.” Marsh and Ski Logik co-founder David Mazzarella have deep Colorado roots. Both have lived here for decades, and the design and construction of the skis they make is directly influenced by the mountains. There are no skinny race skis or carvers. All models are versatile and, like Rabbit on The Roof, the brand uses high-tech construction and materials under its lush wood topsheets. “There is more labor going into our skis than any others on the market,” says Mazzarella. “I wanted to pursue the art of ski-making as far as possible. There are no stains or inks on the topsheets. We hand-bend the edges out of single pieces of steel, and we’ve also found in testing that we have a damper ski with wood on top, so putting the wood on top creates something magical.” Mazzarella admits, though, that “if the skis just looked nice and didn’t perform, then we’d have nothing.” Performance is also at the center of the ScottyBob brand. With a focus on asymmetrical telemark skis, ScottyBob is based in Silverton, a town that is becoming a touchstone of Colorado ski culture in part because of Silverton Mountain, an untamed ski area with one chairlift, no grooming or beginner runs and some of the steepest skiing in North America. While the company does make three dif-

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aybe in a few years, the high-flying machinations of notorious Washington puppet-master Jack Abramoff and Michael Scanlon, his partner in crime, will be funny. But even with Kevin Spacey trying his carnival barker hardest in Casino Jack, it still feels too painfully close to find much humor in Abramoff ’s now legendary, and illegal, lobbying efforts. If a fast-talking manipulator of political egos wasn’t hard enough to make appealing in the way of, say, Michael Douglas’ Wall Street abuser, there were other problems facing this fictionally flip tale. The biggest? It was beaten to the punch line earlier this year by Alex Gibney’s very fine documentary, Casino Jack and the United States of Money, which audiences didn’t much want to see either. Coupled with the news reports earlier this month that Abramoff had completed his prison sentence at a Baltimore halfway house, it makes the film a little too deja vu all over again. Directed by George Hickenlooper, who died from an accidental drug overdose at 47 just a few months before the film’s release, Casino Jack uses some conventions more often employed by documentaries. It is in the documentary world that Hickenlooper arguably did some of his best work, most notably the 1992 Emmywinning behind-the-scenes look at the star-crossed production of Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now.

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ow-brow. Just expect it from Gulliver’s Travels. When Gulliver ( Jack Black) first arrives at the kingdom of Lilliput and puts out a raging fire by dropping his shorts and urinating, I was astonished by the audience laughter. This is a film unabashedly aimed at teen boys, as are too many of Black’s films. Black is mailroom clerk and general shlub Lemuel Gulliver, in love with travel section editor Darcy Silverman (Amanda Peet). After straightarrow new hire Dan (local Denver comedian T.J. Miller) goes from Gulliver’s sole employee to his boss in a single day, Gulliver stumbles asking Darcy out and instead gets a travel writing assignment to head down to the Bermuda Triangle and unearth its secrets. Thus begins a ridiculous sequence of events that lands him on the island of Lilliput, a place where everything is 1/12th normal size, including the daft love triangle of Princess Mary (Emily Blunt), pompous General Edward (Chris O’Dowd) and imprisoned commoner Horatio ( Jason Segel). The story is so predictable that the only pleasure in the film is the special visual effects, and they are impressive, done by the effects team that created the far more entertaining Night At the Museum movies. One of the great debates in Hollywood is about 38 January 6, 2011

Here, using documentary-style dialogue to deliver relatively straightforward explanations proves effective in filling in the complicated details of the wheeling and dealing Jack did with Indian casinos, hence his nickname. But at other times, it can feel heavy-handed, for example, when the word “lobbyist” is deconstructed onscreen like a Webster’s definition. By the time we meet Jack, he’s a powerhouse of influence trading, well known around the Beltway. Along with his sycophant-sidekick Scanlon (Barry Pepper, very believable as an oily slickster), they prove to be quite the fleet-footed, tap-dancing pair, one step

ahead of being caught until they are. Pepper and Spacey try to get the chemistry of the partnership cooking so that when things combust you’ll better understand, if not care, about the fallout. But too often the actors occupy the same space, but are not in the same place, the one where a believable human connection exists. As the stakes get higher, the schemes get more desperate and the characters Jack rubs shoulders with are more of the admitted mobster types. But instead of ratcheting up in intensity, the filmmakers opt for comic relief in the form of Jon Lovitz, in a bizarre buffoonish turn as a friend of Jack with mob connections. Other people spin in and out of Jack’s orbit, most notably wife Pam (Kelly Preston) and Tom DeLay (Spencer Garrett), the former Bush-era House majority leader recently convicted of money laundering. But Jack is very much the sun in this world, and Spacey its caustic center. Though the film is peppered with one-liners tailor-made for Spacey to sling with stinging effect, it doesn’t so much leave you laughing as just weary, and wishing this weren’t a true story at all. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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3-D, with James Cameron (Avatar) insisting that every film will be in 3-D in a few years. If the 3-D in Gulliver’s Travels is anything to go by, however, 3-D is going to die a slow, lonely death and be a forgotten note in cinematic history. Gulliver’s Travels was the worst, least effective 3-D I’ve seen, and that includes the poorly retrofit 3-D of Clash of the Titans and lazy 3-D of the otherwise creative Alice in Wonderland. The entire story was inexplicably banal and soph-

omoric, given that the cast included some excellent actors, including Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada), Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), Peet (Syriana) and even Black, who was far superior in Peter Jackson’s King Kong remake, but director Rob Letterman never gave any of the cast roles to work with, and the characters are all so one-dimensional that you can predict their onscreen pratfalls. Which leads us to the special effects. I’m a fan of special effects, no question, and that’s one reason I really enjoyed Tron: Legacy. In Gulliver’s Travels, however, the visual effects are the story, a fundamental problem that no amount of crude humor from Black or throwaway attempts at a more serious commentary on war between the Lilliputians and Blefuscians can mask. Having said all of that, there were a few amusing scenes and the film was escapism at its most pure: best seen after you shut off the critical thinking part of your brain. If impressive visual effects and a few chuckles are sufficient for you to be entertained, then you might just be the target audience for this expensive mess of a comedy. Just don’t see it in 3-D. Respond:letters@boulderweekly.com

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film to date, and there’s not a more exciting fairy tale for grownups in theaters right now. Rated R. At Mayan, Colony Square, Century and Flatiron. — Michael Phillips

Inspired by the most notorious missing person’s case in New York history, All Good Things is a love story and murder mystery set against the backdrop of a New York real estate dynasty in the 1980s. Produced and directed by Andrew Jarecki (director of the Academy Award-nominated documentary Capturing the Friedmans and producer of Catfish), the film was inspired by the story of Robert Durst, scion of the wealthy Durst family. Mr. Durst was suspected but never tried for killing his wife, Kathie, who disappeared in 1982 and was never found. The film stars Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst and Frank Langella as the powerful patriarch, and captures the emotion and complexion of this real-life unsolved mystery. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society

Casino Jack See full review on page 38. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Director Michael Apted tackles the third installment in the series of beloved novels by C.S. Lewis, in which the Pevensie siblings and their young cousin return to the magical land and sail to the edge of the world alongside Prince Caspian. There will be dragons. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez

And Everything Is Going Fine And Everything Is Going Fine provides an intimate portrait of master monologist Spalding Gray, as described by his most critical, irreverent and insightful biographer: Spalding Gray. Director Steven Soderbergh, who collaborated with Gray on Gray’s Anatomy (1996), has sifted through rare and revealing footage to construct a riveting final monologue. There are glimpses of Gray’s father, and of his son Forrest (who provides soaring music for the end credits), but mostly this is an inspired one-man show, a bittersweet display of Spalding’s playful and embattled intelligence, his gift for tracking universal

The King’s Speech Honestly, Colin Firth could play roadkill and we’d still watch him, so seeing him play the King of England is almost too awesome to stand.

truths by looking himself squarely in the eye. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society Black Swan Mainlining Tchaikovsky’s “Swan Lake” ballet score like a drug addict, this film pushes Nina

(Natalie Portman), a Manhattan ballerina devoted to her craft, to the brink of insanity and then a couple of subway stops beyond. Director Darren Aronofsky’s film is with her all the way. Portman’s performance as the dying swan is formidable in its nerve-racking expressivity. It is, in fact, a racked nerve personified. This is Aronofsky’s most interesting

Country Strong A faded country music star (Gwyneth Paltrow) mounts her big comeback with the help of her husband-manager (Tim McGraw) and an up-and-coming songwriter (Garrett Hedlund). Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Donnie Darko The debut feature from Richard Kelly (director of the controversial Southland Tales) is a funny, moving and distinctly mind-bending journey through subur-

local theaters AMC Flatiron Crossing, 61 W. Flatiron Cir., Broomfield, 303-790-4262 Black Swan Thu: 12:30, 3:10, 5:45, 8:20, 10:50 Fri-Wed: 11:50, 2:55, 5:40, 8:20, 10:55 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Thu: 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20 Fri-Wed: 1:10, 3:55, 6:45, 9:30 Country Strong Fri-Wed: 10:45, 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, 10:15 The Fighter Thu: 1:10, 4:05, 7:10, 10:05 Fri-Wed: 11:10, 2:15, 5:25, 8:10, 10:50 Gulliver’s Travels Thu: 11:40, 2, 4:20, 6:45, 9:05 Fri-Wed: 10:20, 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25 How Do You Know Thu: 10:20, 1:20, 4:30, 7:40 Fri-Wed: 3:15, 9:15 The King’s Speech Thu: 11:10, 2:10, 5:15, 8:10, 10:55 Fri-Wed: 11, 1:55, 5, 8, 10:45 Little Fockers Thu: 10:30, 11:55, 1, 2:20, 3:30, 4:55, 6:15, 8:50, 10 Fri-Wed: 11:40, 2:20, 5:10, 7:45, 10:30 Season of the Witch Fri-Wed: 11:45, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 10:20 Tangled Thu: 9:40, 12, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50 FriWed: 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50 The Tourist Thu: 1:30, 4:10, 7:05, 9:50 FriWed: 11:55, 2:45, 5:20, 7:50, 10:25 Tron: Legacy Thu: 11, 2:15, 5:20, 8:15 FriWed: 12:10, 1:35, 4:30, 6:15, 7:30 True Grit Thu: 9:30, 12:05, 2:45, 5:25, 8:05, 10:40 Fri-Wed: 10:40, 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:40 Yogi Bear Thu: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40 Fri-Wed: 11:20, 1:45, 4:05 Century Boulder, 1700 29th St., Boulder, 303-442-1815 Black Swan Thu: 10:20, 1:45, 3:15, 4:35, 7:30, 9, 10:15, 11:15 Fri-Wed: 11:15, 2, 3:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10:15 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Thu: 11:10, 2:10,

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5:05, 7:45, 10:30 Fri-Wed: 10:40, 1:50, 4:40, 7:20, 10:05 Country Strong Thu: 12:01 a.m. Fri-Wed: 10:30, 1:15, 4:00, 6:45, 9:30 The Fighter Thu: 10:15, 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:25 Fri-Wed: 12:35, 3:35, 6:20, 9:05 Gulliver’s Travels Thu: 11:50, 2:25, 4:40, 7:05, 9:20 Fri-Wed: 11:45, 2:10, 4:25, 6:40, 8:55 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Thu: 11:30, 3, 7:05, 10:20 Fri-Wed: 11:55, 3:10, 6:25, 9:40 How Do You Know? Thu: 12:25, 3:45, 6:45, 10:05 The King’s Speech Thu: 10:25, 12:15, 1:20, 4:30, 6:15, 7:25, 10:10, 11:20 Fri-Wed: 11:30, 12:45, 2:15, 5, 6:30, 7:45, 10:30 Little Fockers Thu: 10:30, 11:45, 1, 2:15, 3:40, 4:50, 6:05, 7:15, 8:30, 9:50 Fri-Wed: 12, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:10 Season of the Witch Thu: 12:01 Fri-Wed: 11:10, 1:35, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Tangled Thu: 10:30, 1:05, 3:35, 6:10 FriWed: 10:45, 1:20, 3:45, 6:10 The Tourist Thu: 12, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10:25 Fri-Wed: 12:15, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:25 Tron: Legacy Thu: 11, 12:30, 2, 3;30, 5, 6:30, 8, 9:30, 10:45 Fri-Wed: 11:35, 1:05, 2:30, 4:05, 5:30, 7:05, 8:25, 9:55 True Grit Thu: 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7, 8:35, 9:45, 11:35 Fri-Wed: 10:55, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 8:35, 10 Yogi Bear Thu: 11:35, 1:55, 4:10, 6:20, 8:40 Fri-Wed: 12:25, 2:45, 4:50, 6:55, 9:20 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641 Black Swan Thu-Wed: 1:35, 4:25, 7:05 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Thu-Wed: 2, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20

The Fighter Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:40, 7:20, 10 Gulliver’s Travels Thu: 11:10, 2:20, 4:35, 6:50, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 2:10, 4:35, 6:50, 9:56 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Thu-Wed: 12:55, 6:55 How Do You Know Thu: 1:40, 4:30, 7:40, 10:25 Fri-Wed: 4:05, 10:10 The King’s Speech Thu-Wed: 1, 3:55, 7:15, 10:05 Little Fockers Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:40 Season of the Witch Fri-Wed: 12:50, 3:40, 7:30, 10:30 Tangled Thu-Wed: 1:25, 3:50, 6:30 Tron: Legacy Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:20, 7:10 True Grit Thu-Wed: 10:10, 12:50, 3:40 FriWed: 1:40, 4:30, 7:40, 10:25 Yogi Bear Thu-Wed: 1:50, 4, 6:40, 9:30 Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-352-1992 Black Swan Thu-Wed: 1:45, 4:30, 7:15 Casino Jack Thu-Wed: 2, 4:45, 7:30 The King’s Speech Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:40 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-352-1992 Donnie Darko Fri-Sat: 11:59 p.m. The King’s Speech Thu: 2, 4, 7:10, 9:50 Fri-Wed: 2:25, 4:15, 5, 7:05, 8, 9:40 Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-352-1992 Black Swan Thu: 2:30, 4, 5:15, 7, 8, 9:45, 10:30 Fri-Wed: 1, 4, 7, 9:45 I Love You Phillip Morris Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Somewhere Fri-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Denver FilmCenter, 2510 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-820-3456

All Good Things Fri-Wed: 2:20, 4:30, 7:25, 9:40 And Everything Is Going Fine Thu: 5, 7:30, 9:45 Picture Me Thu: 2:30, 9:30 Repo Man Fri-Sat: 10 p.m. The Social Network Thu-Wed: 2, 4:40, 7:15 Summer Wars Fri-Wed: 4:50, 7:30, 9:55 Vision: From the Life of Hildegard von Bingen Thu: 2:10, 4:30, 7:10 Fri-Wed: 2:10 p.m. UA Twin Peaks, 1250 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-651-2434 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Thu-Wed: 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 7:20 The Fighter Thu-Wed: 1:05, 4:05, 7:15, 9:55 Gulliver’s Travels Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 How Do You Know Thu: 10:40, 1:25, 4:25, 7:20, 10 Fri-Wed: 4, 9:35 Little Fockers Thu: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10 FriWed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Season of the Witch Fri-Wed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 9:55 Tangled Thu-Wed: 1:35, 4:35, 7:15 9:50 The Tourist Thu: 10:35, 1, 4, 7:05, 9:35 FriWed: 1, 7:05 Tron: Legacy Thu: 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:15 FriWed: 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:50 True Grit Thu: 10:45, 1:15, 4:15, 7 Fri-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45 Yogi Bear Thu: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Fri-Wed: 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 9:40 As times are always subject to change, we request that you verify all movie listings beforehand. Daily updated information can be viewed on our website, www.boulderweekly.com.

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ban America. Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain) stars as a disenchanted teenager trying to make a stand in a lonely, chaotic world. In the process, he discovers every thing he does counts on a cosmic scale. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatre The Fighter This movie is an off-center but exceptional boxing film that feels like it comes from real life as well as the movies. Set and shot mostly in Lowell, Mass., this is the true story of welterweight Micky Ward (Mark Wahlberg) and his trainer-brother, Dicky Eklund (Christian Bale), careening from addiction themes to brotherly love and familial crises. Nearly all of the acting performances are fantastic, including Amy Adams as Micky’s lover, a performance with the sort of honesty and hard-shell truth we too rarely see. This film is one of the year’s best. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Michael Phillips Gulliver’s Travels See full review on Page 38. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Harry, Ron and Hermione set out to find the rest of the Horcruxes to defeat Voldemort. With Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Ralph Fiennes. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT How Do You Know The usually reliable writer-director James L. Brooks (Terms of Endearment, As Good As It Gets) returns with his first movie in six years. Reese Witherspoon stars as a former softball player caught in a love triangle with a majorleague pitcher (Owen Wilson) and a corporate executive (Paul Rudd). Rated PG-13. — Rene Rodriguez I Love You Phillip Morris Steven Russell (Jim Carrey) leads a seemingly average life — he’s an organ player in the local church, happily married to Debbie (Leslie Mann), and a member of the local police force. That is, until he has a severe car accident that leads him to the ultimate epiphany: He’s gay, and he’s going to live life to the fullest — even if he has to break the law to do it. Taking on an extravagant lifestyle, Steven turns to cons and fraud to make ends meet and is eventually sent to the state penitentiary, where he meets the love of his life, a sensitive, soft-spoken man named Phillip Morris (Ewan McGregor). His devotion to freeing Phillip from jail and building the perfect life together prompts him to attempt (and often succeed at) one impossible con after another. Told with an uncanny sense of humor and a lot of heart, I Love You Phillip Morris is an oddball tale of what can happen when the legal system, a daredevil spirit and undying love collide. Written and directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, screenwriters of the cult hit Bad Santa. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres The King’s Speech Colin Firth (A Single Man) and Geoffrey Rush (Shine) are both Oscar-worthy in this heartfelt, funny, gripping story. Firth plays Bertie, the second son of King George V (Michael Gambon), afflicted with a stammer and overshadowed by his confident older brother, the heir to the throne (Guy Pearce). Bertie’s loving wife Boulder Weekly

Season of the Witch Oh, go to hell, Nick Cage. Or at least stop playing greasy, unkempt “heroes” in terrible, terrible movies.

Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter) has tried everything to help him, and finally discovers something that works: maverick Australian speech therapist Lionel Logue (Rush). Initially the enthusiastic, ultra-casual Logue and the repressed, oh-so-formal Bertie clash, but neither will give up, and ultimately they become good friends. When Bertie’s brother becomes King Edward VIII in 1936, he refuses to give up his lover (American divorcee Mrs. Simpson), resulting in his abdication and Bertie’s extremely reluctant ascension to the throne as King George VI, leading a nation facing the horrors of looming war. At Chez Artiste, Esquire, Colony Square and Flatiron. — Landmark Theatres Little Fockers In the third installment of this wildly popular franchise, Greg (Ben Stiller) and Pam Focker (Teri Polo) are now the parents of 10-year-old twins, and Greg’s uptight father-in-law (Robert DeNiro) has learned to relax a bit. But when parenthood puts a dent in the family’s budget, the old suspicions come roaring back. Harvey Keitel, Laura Dern and Jessica Alba join the growing ensemble cast, which includes return appearances by Barbra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square. — Rene Rodriguez Picture Me A raw and personal video diary charts model Sara Ziff’s rise from fresh face to one that adorns billboards and magazines around the world. Ziff and filmmaker, Ole Schell, co-direct the documentary, lifting the veil on the glamorous world of high fashion modeling, from photo shoots with celebrated photographers to runway shows in New York, Milan and Paris. The film considers the ever-increasing demand for adolescent models, the pressure to stay thin, sexual harassment and drug use. This intimate account features in-depth interviews with noted photographers and designers, and showcases personal footage shot by the models themselves, giving voice to those who are often seen, but rarely heard. At Denver FilmCenter/ Colfax — Denver Film Society

Film Society Season of the Witch Nicolas “I’ll play any role for a paycheck” Cage stars in this fantasy-adventure about a warrior who returns from the Crusades and is assigned to help determine whether a young girl is a witch. The film is not being screened in advance for critics — almost always the reliable sign of a stinker. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez The Social Network On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg, Zombieland, The Squid and The Whale) sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. A mere six years and 500 million friends later, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in history ... but for this entrepreneur, success leads to both personal and legal complications. From director David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Fight Club) and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin (Charlie Wilson’s War, A Few Good Men) comes a film that proves you don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies. Co-starring Andrew Garfield (Never Let Me Go), Justin Timberlake, Rooney Mara and Rashida Jones. At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Denver Film Society Somewhere Actor Johnny Marco is living at the legendary Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. He has a Ferrari to drive around in and a constant stream of girls and pills to stay in with. Comfortably numbed, Johnny drifts along. Then his 11-year-old daughter Cleo (Elle Fanning) from his failed marriage arrives unexpectedly at the Chateau. Their encounters encourage Johnny to face up to where he is in life and confront the question that we all must: Which path in life will you take? At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres

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Lacking role models and a purpose, baby-faced delinquent Otto (Emilio Estevez) finds a code of honor and a higher calling when he hooks up with a band of contemporary “knights”: the repo men. A “seasoned” auto repossessor (Harry Dean Stanton) shows Otto the ropes, and when a big reward is offered for an elusive 1964 Malibu, Otto dodges G-men, cops, religious kooks — you name it — in a frenzied quest for the car. Does his fate lie in its trunk? At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver

In the award-winning Japanese animated feature Summer Wars, Kenji is a teenage math prodigy recruited by his secret crush Natsuki for the ultimate summer job—passing himself off as Natsuki’s boyfriend for four days during her grandmother’s 90th birthday celebration. But when Kenji solves a 2,056-digit math riddle sent to his cell phone, he unwittingly breaches the security barricade protecting Oz, a globe-spanning virtual world where millions of people and governments interact through

their avatars, handling everything from online shopping and traffic control to national defense and nuclear launch codes. Now a malicious AI program called the Love Machine is hijacking Oz accounts, growing exponentially more powerful and sowing chaos and destruction in its wake. This intriguingly intelligent cyberpunk/sci-fi story is a visual tour-deforce, with the amazing world of Oz as the highlight. Like the Internet as conceived by pop artist Haruki Murakami, Oz is a hallucinatory pixel parade of cool avatar designs, kung fu jackrabbits, toothy bears and a bursting rainbow of colors. Directed by Mamoru Hosoda (The Girl Who Leapt Through Time). At Denver FilmCenter/Colfax — Denver Film Society Tangled This witty and charming 3-D computer-animated adventure is loosely based on the legend of Rapunzel, the long-haired princess (voiced by Mandy Moore), and the intrepid thief (Zachary Levi) who frees her from her tower prison. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez The Tourist Johnny Depp is an American who travels to Italy to mend his broken heart. Angelina Jolie is the mysterious woman who enters his life. Soon they are swirling in danger and intrigue. She’s a trouble magnet, that Jolie. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Tron: Legacy Remember the summer of 1982, when a movie featuring newfangled computer-generated effects was expected to rule the box office? That never happened, but the prospects for this 3-D sequel seem a lot brighter. Have you seen the things they can do with computers nowadays? Jeff Bridges returns as Kevin Flynn, the world-famous video-game designer who suddenly disappears. Garrett Hedlund costars as his son, who discovers that Dad may have been pulled back into cyberspace. Rated PG-13. At Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Vision: From the Life of Hildegard von Bingen Hildegard von Bingen was truly a woman ahead of her time. A visionary in every sense of the word, this famed 12th-century Benedictine nun was a Christian mystic, composer, philosopher, playwright, poet, naturalist, scientist, physician, herbalist and ecological activist. In Vision, New German Cinema auteur Margarethe von Trotta reunites with recurrent star Barbara Sukowa to bring the story of this extraordinary woman to life. In a staggering performance, Sukowa portrays von Bingen’s fierce determination to expand the responsibilities of women within the order, even as she fends off outrage from some in the Church over the visions she claims to receive from God. Lushly shot in the original medieval cloisters of the fairytale-like German countryside, Vision is a profoundly inspirational portrait of a woman who has emerged from the shadows of history as a forward-thinking and iconoclastic pioneer of faith, change and enlightenment. At Esquire and Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. — Landmark Theatres Yogi Bear

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Less theory, more advice with McGee’s ‘Keys to Good Cooking’

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efore there was Alton Brown’s “Good Eats” ... Before there was Jeff Potter’s “Cooking for Geeks” ... And long before anyone heard of molecular gastronomy, there was Harold McGee, the original food-science nerd who proved it in 1984 with On Food and Cooking, an absorbing and authoritative guide to the history and science of all we consume. Over the last 26 years — and through a major book update in 2004 — McGee has become the go-to guy for the whys and hows of cooking. His fat, red tome graces the bookshelves of most serious foodies, ready to serve up definitive technical and historical answers on all things food and cooking. But McGee has yearned to produce something that was less hefty reference book and more working tool in a busy kitchen. His answer is Keys to Good Cooking: A Guide to Making the Best of Foods and Recipes. Though still checking in at more than 550 pages, it’s designed to deliver concise advice at the moment you need it. And even for experienced cooks, that advice is often surprising. McGee surprised himself several times as he tested and studied each issue to come up with the absolutely best way to proceed. We caught up with the author and New York Times food columnist on his book tour and talked with him about common misperceptions he hopes to clear up, among other things. Q: So many people see On Food and Cooking as the final word on cooking. Why did you feel the need to write this new book? A: Because people who enjoyed On Food and Cooking said when they had a particular practical issue in the kitchen all the wonderful information got in the way. So I wanted to provide an unvarnished, unpadded

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guide to basic facts and basic advice in the kitchen. It’s meant to live in the kitchen, while On Food and Cooking is more of an armchair book. I’ve also left lots of space for readers to write in their own ideas and observations that work for their particular circumstance. I wanted to provide a kind of information and advice central. Q: I had so many aha moments while reading your book and I really thought I knew my way around a kitchen. Did you surprise yourself during some of your research? A: Yes, I always thought it was better to cook pasta in plenty of water or else it would get sticky or gummy,

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but it turns out minimal water is best. And I thought you were never supposed to crowd vegetables in a pan but it turns out you can and they end up absorbing less oil and they still brown just fine. Q: What are some of the biggest mistakes people make in the kitchen? A: There are lots and lots and many are minor, but the main ones I like to emphasize are really basic, like measuring. Spoons and cups measure ingredients plus air and are therefore very unreliable, especially when you are measuring something like salt. If you are measuring in a spoon, the amount can vary by a third, and if you happen to be using kosher salt, you can be off by a factor of two. Q: I noted this and then vowed to finally buy myself a good scale. But then I remembered that most of my cookbooks are written in cups and spoons. What’s a cook to do? A: Eventually cookbooks will switch over, but you and I don’t have a decade to wait. So get to know the equivalents using the tables I have inside the covers of my book. Along the way you will start to remember that a cup is 250 grams of water, etc. This is especially important in baking. Q: Another thing I learned is that I have been storing my whole wheat flour all wrong — outside the refrigerator. Why is it so different from white flour? A: Once grains are ground, their interiors are exposed, and when you leave in the oil-rich bran and germ, they can oxidize and go rancid and you’ll end up with off flavors quickly. Unfortunately for many Americans, we assume that rancid flavors are normal because that’s all we’ve ever experienced. The consumer work that has been done with olive oil has found that the oils the experts rate as rancid are the ones consumers like best. (And see COOKBOOK Page 45

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afé Aion on the Hill, olive and garbanzos gave it a fresh and unlike other spots in this wholesome Mediterranean taste akin to neighborhood, is less salad nicoise. The poaching kept the fish grab-and-go student tantalizingly moist, and I suspect this hangout than leisurely dish would also be interesting with a neighborhood haunt serving all three deeply flavorful species like black cod. meals. Its combination of wood and The star of Randy’s $9 BLT was the brick, coupled with ample sunlight and thick and not too salty house-cured modernistic seating, give it a quality bacon, although the accompanying cumthat’s elegant in an understated way, in-scented potato chips were no slouch while still retaining a welcoming atmoeither. The only knock against this sandsphere. wich was that the voluminous amount of On a recent chilly Saturday morning, baguette nearly swallowed up the filling. I found this setting even more hospitable Nevertheless, this was a more than fine as I happily took a seat next to the warminterpretation of a sandwich staple. ing fireplace. While I studied the menu, I From the breakfast selection, Randy’s decided to give a $4 house chai a shot. daughter Megan went for a $6 half-order While I’m partial to more spicy versions of eggs benedict. Any fan of this morning such as Bhakti’s ginger-infused nectar, I specialty will enjoy Aion’s take, particuappreciated the mellower qualities of larly the house-cured ham. The subtle Aion’s take. The flavors were light, and flavor stood in contrast to the usually best of all, it wasn’t too sweet, although a over-processed taste of this cured meat, trace of honey lingered after each sip. and even those who are ambivalent about Aion has an ample selection of baked this pork product will deem it a winner. goods made in house, and friends Joey The same could be said of the sausage in hink French baked goods, and the first thing that pops into your mind is likely going my $8 scrambled egg plate, although the and Randy decided to partake in a $3 to be the moon-shaped croissant. However, the origins of this pastry aren’t Gallic, croissant and a similarly priced cinnamon eggs themselves seemed almost grainy, but Austrian. Consider the kipferl, a filled pastry related to rugelach and a Vienna bakroll. I sampled the $1 donut and hole, the rather than custardy, in texture. Happily, ery staple. This croissant antecedent arrived in Paris in the 1800s, a popular item at most inexpensive item on the menu. Each this quibble was canceled out by the terformer military officer August Zang’s Viennese bakery. Imitators quickly glommed on of these choices highlighted the best rifically savory qualities of caramelized to the kipferl, and this popular item took on the French name for its crescent shape, attributes associated with these pastries. onion. croissant. Zang left Paris to become a newspaper publisher, and the daily he founded A supremely light and buttery texture The key to Aion’s success definitely is still exists. characterized the croissant, while the roll in its ability to take the familiar and had none of the shock-inducing sweetmake it seem new, primarily through ness of a mall version, yet retained all of its filling sugar crystals wrapped around a soft, piping hot top-notch prep and ingredients. For example, given and satisfying qualities. interior indicative of fresh-from-the-fryer preparathe subtle and flavorful qualities of the bacon, ham The donut was as close to a chain store sample tion. and sausage, there’s no doubt that Aion knows pig. as hand-crafted artisan bread is to a loaf of Wonder Randy and Joey ordered off the lunch menu. Given this attention to quality, I’d enthusiastically bread. This classic guilty pleasure was a keeper, with Joey’s $10 olive oil poached cod unsurprisingly conreturn for brunch, lunch or dinner. a crisp exterior liberally dusted with cinnamon and sisted of mild white fish, and accompaniments of Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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Low-Fat, Gluten-Free Pear Cobbler

elcome, 2011. I’ve been waiting forever for you. Well, for at least a year. I decided just to re-use my resolutions from last year, which were — wait for it — no resolutions. I felt great about it, and had no guilt when indulging in every Dessert Diva treat under the sun. Of course, I would sneak a workout in every now and then, but not because I had too, because I wanted to, and Flatirons Athletic Club is where I read my Boulder Weekly, so double bonus. This week, I’m sure it is no surprise when I tell you that the dessert du jour is Low-Fat, Gluten-Free Pear Cobbler. It has to happen like that, it makes people feel good indulging in a treat like this in January with all the resolutions floating around. Actually, this treat will make everyone feel good, resolutions or not. It is simple, tasty and doesn’t leave you feeling cheated on taste, texture or sustenance. I have cut the butter and the sugar in half, and used gluten-free rice flour, which works well for this dessert and is readily available and not too pricey, as some other gluten-free flours can be. I prefer fruit desserts a little on the tart side, so the lower sugar count tastes great to me. You can top with homemade whipped cream (just a dollop, please), or some vanilla frozen yogurt tastes wonderful with the cobbler. Edy’s Slow Churned Vanilla yogurt is a nice choice for gluten free. You could roll like me, soak some pears in champagne and sprinkle with cinnamon — holy deliciousness. Perhaps my resolution for 2011 should be fewer alcohol/dessert references. I thought about it, but that just wouldn’t be fun or me, and isn’t that what we all want for the new year? Fun and free to be ourselves. You will love this easy little dessert, and it will start your new year

off in a good and tasty way. If you happen to have a little champagne left over from your celebration, then I suggest you break it out and enjoy with the dessert. See, I couldn’t stop if I wanted to. Now follow the directions, put some love into it and invite me over when it’s done.

Low-Fat, Gluten-Free Pear Cobbler 2 tbsp. unsalted butter, melted (Land o’ Lakes) 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1/2 cup plus 2 tbsp. gluten-free rice flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. cinnamon (plus more for sprinkling on top of pears) Pinch of salt 1/2 cup Lactaid low-fat milk 1 tsp. vanilla 3 pears cored and sliced (I used Bosc pears) Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place melted butter in pie plate. In large bowl, sift together brown sugar, gluten-free rice flour, baking powder, cinnamon and salt. Add milk and vanilla, stir until well combined. Pour batter into buttered pie plate. Arrange sliced pears on top of batter. Sprinkle generously with cinnamon. Place cobbler on baking sheet. Bake for 40-45 minutes, until top is golden brown. Take out and let cool slightly. Serve warm or at room temperature. Top with low-fat vanilla yogurt (Edy’s makes glutenfree) or whipped cream if desired. Enjoy! Note: You can use any glutenfree flour with this dessert. You can watch the Dessert Diva every Monday at 8:35 a.m. on Channel 2. To contact Danette at the station, visit 2thedeuce.com, and click on Daybreak on the Deuce. To chat and/or send comments and suggestions, write to jdromega@aol.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com

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A mountain of music and beer The Mountain Sun Pub & Brewery will host its “Seventeen Years of Funky Good Times” anniversary party on Saturday, Jan. 29, at the Boulder Theater. The annual celebration will feature entertainment by the ever-evolving Pearl Street AllStars — this year featuring George Porter Jr. of the Funky Meters on bass, Kyle Hollingsworth from String Cheese Incident on keyboards, Karl Denson providing vocals and saxophone, Davy Knowles on guitar, and drummer Alan Evans from Soulive. Each year, The Mountain Sun family of pubs — The Mountain Sun, The Southern Sun and Denver’s Vine Street Pub — says thanks to the local community with an anniversary jam. Tickets for the event are $25. The night of the event, enjoy $4 pints of Mountain Sun Kind Ale and Java Porter as well as offerings from Avery Brewing. All proceeds will benefit KGNU 88.5 FM & 1390 AM, Boulder County’s only nonprofit community radio station. The show kicks off at 8:30 p.m., and is 21 and older only. Tickets are available at all Mountain Sun Pub locations and at the Boulder Theater box office, as well as online at www.bouldertheater.com. Famously good barbecue This month, The Rib House will be featured on the TV show The Official Best Of as Colorado’s best place for barbecue. The show will air on the Travel Channel at 7 a.m. on Jan. 27, and on ABC at 1 p.m. on Jan. 29. The show

will also be available after these dates online at www.officialbestof.com and at www.youtube.com/officialbestof. Filming for the show will take place Jan. 10 from 5 to 8 p.m. For more information, visit www. theribhouse.com or call 303-4427427. Sing for your supper Never Summer and Wahoo’s Fish Taco have teamed up to offer a chance to win the choice of either a 2010-11 Never Summer snowboard or a year’s supply of Wahoo’s Fish Tacos, all for writing a jingle. To win either of the two grand prizes, participants must create a 30- to 60-second song that focuses on the theme that Wahoo’s is “More than fish, more than tacos.” The idea is to inform potential customers that the restaurant has more than just fish tacos, contrary to the restaurant’s name and popular belief. “Depending on the outcome of the contest, we may feature the winning jingle in a radio campaign,” says Wahoo’s owner Michael Donnelly. The winning jingle will be selected based on originality, humor and how well it relates to the theme. The contest runs through Feb. 28. Instructions for jingle submission can be found on the Wahoo’s Fish Taco Facebook fan page at www.facebook. com/wahooscoloradofans. Every entry will receive a free #1 combo, which includes a taco or enchilada and a side of rice and beans. For more information, visit www. wahoos.com.

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this is dangerous because oxidized oil has harmful free radicals.) Q: In the introduction to your book, you stray from practical kitchen advice to recommend that people think about the sustainability of their food choices. Why? A: It pays to pause and realize that every time you buy you are making a choice, and [that] choice should reflect what’s important to you. And if sustainability and humane treatment of animals is important, then you should look at labels and go on websites [to] see if those labels actually mean something, and buy with more awareness. Q: So much of food writing and cooking depends on a shared sense of what tastes good. And so you totally blew my mind Boulder Weekly

when you said that we may all taste things differently. A: Yes, we all live in different universes when it comes to taste and smell, because we depend upon about 400 different receptors in our mouth and nose to detect flavors, and probably no two human beings on the planet have exactly the same repertoire of sensors. And sometimes it’s a pretty minor difference, but other times it’s like color blindness. There are aromas that people cannot smell and tastes they can’t taste. And so it’s really good if you cook for other people not to assume that the seasoning is perfect because it tastes perfect to you. (c) 2010, Chicago Tribune —MCT January 6, 2011 45

Salt 1049 Pearl St., Boulder 303-444-7258

he modernistic locavore philosophy that influences most local restaurants is also readily apparent at Salt. But this establishment parts company from the others by way of a heavy emphasis on comfort foods, albeit prepared with artisan ingredients. Menu highlights include ahi nicoise salad featuring local green beans, lamb meatballs, chicken pot pie and the can’tmiss-it salted caramel chocolate tart.

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improvement monoliths, Delhi Darbar serves a classic Indian menu, including a reasonably priced luncheon buffet. There are vegetarian specialties such as an okra bhindi, which matches this unique vegetable with onion. Other worthwhile choices at this establishment include a pleasing lamb stew and a delicious, fresh-from-the-oven Tandoori chicken.

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The Kitchen 1039 Pearl St. Boulder 303-544-5973

elf-described as a “community bistro,” The Kitchen prides itself on using such sustainable local ingredients as Long Farm pork, Monroe Farm veggies and Fox Fire lamb. The diverse menu, which has attracted national media attention, includes charcuterie and cheese platters, as well as melon salads and heirloom squash soup. Those with small appetites will appreciate petite servings of fries and other starters, while the famished can enjoy full-bore entrees like meatless red wheat berries and Long Farm pork chops.

Las Palmeras 199 S. Main St., Longmont 303-848-0103

ongmont’s Las Palmeras is a classic family-friendly Mexican joint with all the staple items of the classic menu. Fajitas, burritos, rellenos are all present and accounted for. There’s also intriguing seafood dishes, such as shrimp wrapped in bacon and octopus in ranchero sauce. The menudo here is comforting, with the spotlighted tripe cooked to ideal tenderness.

May Wah 2500 Baseline Rd., Boulder 303-499-6477

oulder’s May Wah is the archetypal Chinese-American restaurant, featuring a reasonably priced menu that holds few surprises, with the most expensive a la carte options consisting of $13.95 seafood offerings. Lunch specials start at $6.95 and work their way up to $8.50. While the menu may seem typical, May Wah doesn’t take its customers for granted, as exemplified by flavorful Mongolian beef and crisp sesame chicken.

Lefty’s Gourmet Pizza and Ice Cream 364 2nd Ave., Niwot 303-652-3100

efty’s is a New England pizza joint transplanted to Niwot. The bill of fare consists of the expected pizza, as well as subs, salads, calzones and pasta. Spaghetti and meatballs are affordable, with a wonderfully tangy marinara sauce and a side of buttery garlic bread. The thin crust pies have a fine texture, and those featuring the garlic and olive oil sauce pack a flavorful punch.

Aunt Alice’s Kitchen 1805 Main St., Longmont 303-651-0495

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breakfast. This eatery has retro charm and features overstuffed omelets such as the Works: four eggs, bacon, sausage, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, onions and bell peppers. Other choices range from simple oatmeal to surprisingly good steak and eggs. The lunch and dinner menu features old favorites like patty melts and fried chicken.

II Pastaio 3075 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. B, Boulder 303-447-9572

l Pastaio’s a petite spot near the 30th Street King Soopers. The menu relies heavily on fresh pasta, ranging from ribbons of fettuccine to delicious stuffed ravioli, topped with anything from creamy Alfredo to herbaceous pesto. Of note are the hearty lasagnas, available in meatless, turkey and beef versions, and the raviolis, which are great paired with tomato cream sauce.

Harpo’s Sports Grill 2860 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder 303-444-9464

oulder’s Harpo’s Sports Grill is a casual joint spotlighting affordable drink specials, tavern staples ranging from wings to burgers, and big-screen TVs perfect for watching games. Menu highlights include the delightfully crispy fish and chips with dill-scented batter, and the Boulder Burger, a half pound of beef topped with bacon, roasted red pepper and pepper jack cheese.

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Salvaggio’s Italian Deli 2609 Pearl St., Boulder 303-938-1981

alvaggio’s won’t win awards for ground-breaking sandwiches, but in this case, a predictable menu is a virtue. Fans of textbook deli-style sandwiches will be content here, and the generous portions and classic flavors will put the diner in a comfortable frame of mind. Top choices include the traditional Italian sub with its mix of pepperoni, Genoa salami, mortadella and provolone. Chicken salad is another fine entry.

Pupusas Sabor Hispano 4550 N. Broadway, Boulder 303-444-1729

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rendy is not how one would describe Andrea’s Homestead Café in downtown Lyons, with ambience that seems to be a cross between a hunting lodge and a European relative’s home. Indeed, this establishment has a definite Teutonic vibe, as evidenced by the ample selection of dinner menu schnitzels and old country bric-a-brac. The morning menu features standard bacon-and-egg breakfasts with such flourishes as Germanstyle potatoes and fine vegetarian green chile.

Pizzeria Basta

oulder’s Pupusas Sabor Hispano decamped a few months back from the west side of Broadway to bigger, more posh digs across the street. Fortunately, one can still enjoy the restaurant’s namesake Salvadorean pupusas and staples typically associated with Mexican cuisine, such as menudo, burritos and tacos, at moderate prices. Vegetarians will enjoy the flavorful bean pupusa, while the carnivore will delight in the rich pork versions.

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April 20-May 20:

What confusing commotion would you like to walk away from and never come back to? What lessons have you learned so well that you’re overdue to graduate from them? What long-term healing process would you like to finish up so you can finally get started on the building phase that your healing will give you the power to carry out? These are excellent questions to ask yourself as you plan your life in the next six months.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20:

The Strait of Gibraltar is the narrow passage between Europe and Africa where the Mediterranean Sea joins the Atlantic Ocean. According to legend, in ancient times the Latin phrase “ne plus ultra” was inscribed in the rock overlooking this gateway. It meant “not further beyond,” and served as a warning to sailors to not venture out to the wild waters past the strait. Eventually, that cautionary advice became irrelevant, of course. With a sturdy vessel, skilled crew, good preparation, and expert knowledge based on the experience of others, venturing out past the “ne plus ultra” point wasn’t dangerous. I hope you’ll take that as your cue in 2011, Gemini.

CANCER June 21-July 22:

There were problems with the soccer balls used in the World Cup last year. Many players felt they were difficult to control. Their trajectory was unpredictable. Brazilian forward Luis Fabiano went so far as to say that the ball “doesn’t want to be kicked.” Other players said the balls were poorly made, like those “you buy in a supermarket.” I bring this to your attention as a cautionary metaphor, Cancerian. In 2011 you will be taking part in your equivalent of the World Cup. It will be crucial to have the very best tools and accessories. You can’t afford to play with balls that don’t respond accurately to your skillful means.

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Biological diversity refers to the variety of life forms in any particular area, while cultural diversity measures the richness of social forms of expression. Then there’s biocultural diversity, which measures both together. Can you guess the places on the planet where biocultural diversity is highest? They’re Indonesia, Malaysia, Melanesia, the Amazon Basin, and Central Africa. I would love it if you had a chance to immerse yourself in environments like those in 2011, Leo. If you can’t manage that, find the next best thing. You will thrive by exposing yourself to a kaleidoscopic mix of human types and natural influences.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22:

When I started my rock band World Entertainment War, I was guided by a vision of us having two lead singers, me and another person. Ultimately I chose a woman named Darby Gould as my collaborator. While I have decent skills as a vocalist, her talent is genius-level. I knew that our work together would push me to be at the top of my game and allow me to write ambitious songs that I didn’t have the chops to sing by myself. I’ve always been pleased with how that strategy worked. Would you consider giving yourself a similar challenge in 2011, Virgo? It’ll be the Year of Collaboration for you. Why not put yourself in a position to transcend the limitations you have when operating solely under your own power?

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Africa is cracking open in preparation for the birth of a new ocean. The whole process will take 10 million years, but the first sign occurred in 2005, when a 37-mile-long fissure appeared in Ethiopia. Eventually, say geologists, the rift will grow enormous and fill up with seawater. I expect a meta-

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SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:

In 1967, the U.S. had 31,225 nuclear warheads. But by 2010 it had a mere 5,113. The world’s most militarized nation hopes to scale down to an even more modest 3,000 or so by 2021. In the coming year, Scorpio, I’d love to see you be inspired by that example to begin reducing your own levels of anger and combativeness. You don’t have to do away entirely with your ability to fight everyone who doesn’t agree with you and everything you don’t like; just cut back some. I’m sure that’ll still leave you with plenty of firepower.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:

“The heart is forever inexperienced,” said Thoreau. He believed our feeling nature is eternally innocent; that no matter how much we learn about the game of life, sadness or lust or rage or joy hits us as hard the thousandth time as it did in the beginning. But is that really true? Are you as likely to plunge into mind-exploding infatuation with your fourth lover as you were with your first? Are you as susceptible now to having your world turned upside-down by flash floods of emotion as you were at age 15? Over the years, haven’t you acquired wisdom about your reactive tendencies, and hasn’t that transformed them? I disagree with Thoreau. I say that for the person who wants to cultivate emotional intelligence, the heart sure as hell better be capable of gaining experience. What do you think, Sagittarius? If you’re aligned with my view, 2011 will educate and ripen your heart as never before.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19:

“We have to stumble though so much dirt and humbug before we reach home,” wrote novelist Herman Hesse. “And we have no one to guide us. Our only guide is homesickness.” That’s the bad news, Capricorn. The good news, according to my analysis, is that 2011 could very well be the year that your homesickness drives you all the way home. For best results, keep this tip in mind: To get the full benefit of the homesickness, you shouldn’t suppress it. Only by feeling it deeply, as a burning, grinding ache, will you be able to ride it all the way home.

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