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A year after being released from detention, a Bangladeshi immigrant finds a new life in Colorado by Angela K. Evans

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Questions remain with Denver’s new Green Roof Initiative by Katie Porter

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‘Saber Acomodar’ explores the relationship between artist and artisan by Amanda Moutinho

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Colorado’s iconic bluegrass band Hot Rize celebrates 40 years by John Lehndorff

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departments 5 THE HIGHROAD: What’s killing America’s middle class? 6 THE ANDERSON FILES: Russian Revolution turns 100, Soviet Union collapse turns 25 6 LETTERS: Signed, sealed, delivered, your views 14 LAB NOTES: Prospecting new worlds 23 ARTS & CULTURE: Pianist Simone Dinnerstein returns to the Boulder Phil 25 BOULDER COUNTY EVENTS: What to do and where to go 32 WORDS: ‘Dirty Work’ by Elliote Muir 33 FILM: Inside marriage with ‘Phantom Thread’ 35 THE TASTING MENU: Four courses to try in and around Boulder County 42 DRINK: New in brew: 4 Noses Brewing Co. 49 WEED BETWEEN THE LINES: Changing times 51 CANNABIS CORNER: Sessions turns Cole Memo into coleslaw 52 ASTROLOGY: by Rob Brezsny 53 SAVAGE LOVE: Worms turn Boulder Weekly

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January 11, 2018 Volume XXV, Number 23 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holdsbarred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly is published every Thursday. No portion may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. © 2018 Boulder Weekly, Inc., all rights reserved.

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Highroad What’s killing America’s middle class? by Jim Hightower

s the royal triumvirate of Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell continue their perverse quest to turn our America into a gold-plated Trumplandistan for oligarchs, they keep insisting that their blatantly elitist schemes will magically elevate the middle class and even the poor, delivering a sevencourse dinner to everyone! Yeah, right — as we’ve now seen from their totally regressive new tax law, your and my seven-course dinner turns out to be a six-pack and a possum. In fact, as the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center reports, 10 years from now, 83 percent of the benefits in the Trump-Ryan-McConnell tax act will be flowing to the wealthiest families, while more

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than half of America’s middle-income and poor people will actually see their taxes rise during the next decade. Meanwhile, this egregious giveaway to undeserving corporate elites will add as much as $1.5 trillion to the federal deficit. No problem, says the slap-happy triumvirate, for we have a plan to cover the cost of these lavish tax cuts we’ve given to the royals (including cuts for the gilded Trump family, which just happens to be one of the act’s top beneficiaries). As Trump himself explained the plan: “We’re going to go into welfare reform.” Yes, the plan is to cut such essential safety net programs as children’s health care, food stamps, jobless programs, and — as Ryan now publicly admits — they intend to cut your and my Medicare and Social Security. What we have here is plutocracy in action: The precious few are intentionally knocking down and locking down the many to further enrich themselves. This is why the social cancer of inequality is spreading so rampantly in America, devouring the very middle class that Trump & Company are using — ironically and cynically — as an Orwellian rationale for passing their plutocratic agenda. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. January 11 , 2018 5

the anderson files Russian Revolution turns 100, Soviet Union collapse turns 25 by Dave Anderson

here was no official commemoration of the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution last year. Vladimir Putin’s spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, asked, “What is there to celebrate?” Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of Russians participated on Vkontakte (the Russian version of Facebook) in Project 1917, which was created by independent journalist Mikhail Zygar. Every day of the year, people read the observations of those who lived through the events of the Russian Revolution a century ago. The content came from diaries and other historical documents converted into social media posts. For example, on an August day, Czar Nicholas II posted a status update about going on a pleasant walk and reading some Sherlock Holmes. The focus of the project was on ordinary people, not those in power. Zygar said, “This project is against the stereotype that Russia’s destiny is to be a dictatorship, that Russia’s destiny is to be an empire. No, that’s not true. We had a lot of people who were fighting for Russia’s democracy and freedom, and we can be proud of that as well.” The project was not allowed on the traditional media. Zygar said, “Those in power are quite conservative, they consider television to be the method to control minds. ... We don’t have any quality newspapers, we don’t have any normal TV channels. All the independent journalism is on the internet. All the investigations, all the real news, all the really important issues are discussed there.” Now Putin is repressing the internet. Russian-American scholar Keith

Gessen says the 1917 revolution is almost the only historical event that the regime doesn’t celebrate as part of Russian history. He says, “Putin has been a fervent devotee of the Russian Orthodox Church, Soviet military might, émigré existentialist philosophers and the occasional tsar. Popular culture has been equally promiscuous: figures as disparate as Genghis Khan, fictional 17th-century Ukrainian Cossack Taras Bulba, leader of the (counter revolutionary) White armies Admiral Kolchak, the T-34 tank, 1950s hipsters and most controversially Stalin have all been featured as admirable or at least sympathetic figures in the Russian movies and television shows of the past decade.” “But,” Gessen says, “Lenin and the Bolsheviks are out of bounds. They appear sometimes late at night on the quasi-fantastic ‘history’ shows on pro-Kremlin NTV as German agents or secret Freemasons or not-so-secret Jews.” There was another recent anniversary that was ignored. Twenty-five years ago last Christmas, the Soviet Union dissolved. The country had consisted of 15 republics, which became separate nation-states in 1991. The last Soviet president, Mikhail Gorbachev, wanted a transition to something like a Scandinavian social democracy. But President Boris Yeltsin of the newly created Russian Federation rapidly carried out “shock therapy” privatization. This provoked an economic depression that would be much worse than what was experienced by Americans in the 1930s. The sudden and peaceful collapse of the Soviet regime was rather

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letters Shooting on forest land

In 2018, the U.S. Forest Service will amend the Forest Plan regarding Recreational Sport Shooting (RSS) on nearby National Forest Service lands. Four “alternative management strategies” have been drafted in collaboration with stakeholders comprising the Northern Front Range Sport Shooting Management Partnership. This effort seeks to adopt a balanced management strategy in response to growing concerns and conflicts resulting from increased sport shooting activity — which is currently allowed on public lands. Lawful hunting activities are not affected. For those unfamiliar with the impacts of recreational sport shooting, and “dispersed recreational sport shooting” in particular, I offer this story. A couple of years ago I joined some friends for a day of rock climbing. We drove past Lyons on Highway 7 and turned onto Bunce School Road. Reaching our destination, we were surrounded by beautiful forest and rock outcroppings. For the entire day barely a minute passed without the jarring barrage of noise from pistol and military-style gunfire. There are serious negative consequences of sport shooting on our public lands, which include: 1. Jeopardizing the safety of others; 2. Destroying the peaceful enjoyment of our public lands; 3. Degrading wildlife habitat; 4. Sacrificing the quality of life for rural residents — without their consent; 5. Increasing the risk of forest fires; and 6. Polluting land, water and wildlife with lead bullets. Unbelievably, three of the four

alternatives would designate large swaths of the 10 “wilderness areas,” including Indian Peaks Wilderness and James Peak Wilderness, as “suitable for dispersed recreational sport shooting.” Only Alternative 4 designates wilderness areas as “unsuitable” for RSS, while providing additional shooting ranges: “Alternative 4: No Dispersed Shooting anywhere on the Arapaho and Roosevelt National Forests.” Questions? Contact Garry Sanfacon at gsanfacon@bouldercounty. org. Wilderness or sport shooting — you decide. Please become informed and submit your comment today: sportshootingpartners.org/commentform. Kimberly Gibbs/Gunbarrel

We need citizen involvement before fracking If you are anything like me, you enjoy a walk in open space in Boulder County. If you are anything like me, you enjoy quiet in your neighborhood, the sound of children, the fresh air, the feeling of safety. If you are anything like me, you were shocked to see in Sunday’s Daily Camera that fracking is fast approaching our open space, our neighborhoods, our schools. If you are anything like me, you want to yell, “Stop! Please, for the sake of sanity: Stop!” This is not something that Congress can reverse in a few years. This will be irreparable. Oil and gas is not my enemy. But, we cannot, in good conscience, allow the fracking permits to start a process see LETTERS Page 8

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To those who care about safety in the mountains

In the summer of 2017, over a span of 43 days, there were five deaths on Capitol Peak. Five sets of friends, families and communities were devastated by the tragic and unnecessary loss of dear friends, brothers, sisters, daughters, sons and community members who attempted to climb Capitol this summer and lost their lives in the process. We are still filled with overwhelming sadness and grief for those that are dearly missed. The December issue of 5280 magazine, which featured a prominent piece about climbing Colorado’s 14ers and an accompanying cover shot of Capitol, was irresponsibly, unconscionably and callously written in the wake see LETTERS Page 9

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unprecedented and a shock to many observers across the globe. Why did it happen? In their book Revolution from Above, economist David Kotz and Moscow-based journalist Fred Weir argue: “The Soviet system had been dispatched, not by economic collapse combined with a popular uprising, but by its own ruling class in pursuit of its own perceived interests.” The partystate elite found that the Soviet system provided a less privileged life for them than a transition to capitalism. Kotz and Weir cite a study of the ideology of a sample of the Moscow elite in June 1991, which found that 76.7 percent had come to favor capitalism while only 12.3 percent supported democratic socialism and another 9.6 percent had a communist or nationalist ideology. In his book Stealing the State: Control and Collapse in Soviet Institutions, political scientist Steven Solnick says that bureaucrats began engaging in massive insubordination by seizing the governmental resources they were supposed to be managing: “Soviet institutions were victimized by the organizational equivalent of a colossal ‘bank run,’ in which local officials

rushed to claim their assets before the bureaucratic doors shut for good.” His conclusion is based upon a close study of the Communist Youth League (Komsomol), the system of job assignments for university graduates and military conscription. Meanwhile, the Bush and Clinton administrations in the 1990s played an important role in encouraging the brutal privatization of Russia’s economy. In 1996, the Clinton administration aided Yeltsin when he was running for re-election. The cover of the July 16 issue of Time magazine featured a cartoon of a smiling Yeltsin waving a little American flag with the headline. “Yanks to the Rescue: The Secret Story of How American Advisers Helped Yeltsin Win.” That was a different time. Today many American conservatives, including the president, are big Putin fans. The Christian right admires Putin’s staunch opposition to gay marriage and his alliance with the Russian Orthodox Church. Neo-Nazis marched in this country chanting, “Russia is our friend.” They are excited that Putin supports European far-right parties with fascist origins. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. Boulder Weekly

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of these tragedies. Capitol Peak is notorious for being one of the state’s most dangerous 14ers, but the five lives it claimed this summer were unprecedented. In the previous 10 years, four people lost their lives climbing Capitol, but in 2017, five perished over a span of six weeks. It was an insult to the memory of those we have lost that a widely read and respected magazine for Colorado’s outdoor community, with a veteran editorial staff, had the audacity and gall to publish a story of this nature — in effect challenging readers to climb Capitol Peak if they had the “nerve” and (necessary skill) — as an afterthought. As a major publication in the outdoor space, 5280 has the obligation and duty to equip their readers with the information and safety tips they need to be successful in exploring the outdoors — and not romanticize or downplay the dangers of Mother Nature. The language used by the authors was problematic to say the least, insulting and devastating to read at worst. “The nerve” ... as though a highly technical, dangerous climb can be taken as a dare or game. I am irrevocably disappointed in the staff of 5280 for such a callous turn of phrase, given recent events. Even more galling is the photo that snagged the cover of last month’s issue — featuring a climber straddling the infamous Knife Edge Ridge — without a helmet. Choosing to portray the climb as a cakewalk instead of a serious endeavor to the public implies that the route can be accomplished or “bagged” by the casual climber or even someone with little experience or knowledge of mountain safety. Readers may very well attempt to summit Capitol unprepared, without the necessary skill level after being exposed to magazine covers, social media and newspapers — given the nonchalant language and accompanying photos that are being published with little regard for human life. Media should be taking the lead and promoting safe, sane and responsible outdoor recreation. Readers deserve a public apology, as well as a commitment that this type of article and language will never again be seen in the magazine. Editorial staff have a journalistic and moral obligation to do their research, prepare their readers and portray a realistic portrait of their recommendations. Colorado readers, as well as the families of the five, deserve better. Liz Rovira/Aspen

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Small-scale farmers say ‘onerous’ Boulder County regs limit financial viability and research opportunities by Matt Cortina

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f the 24 organic farmers who started working Boulder County land in 2011, only five are still in business. There are a lot of reasons for the roughly 80 percent failure rate, and everyone has an opinion on the definitive cause — farming in Colorado is tough, the County doesn’t give farmers enough resources, the land is not ideal, the farmers were bad farmers and on and on. One obstacle that many farmers, particularly smallscale organic farmers, agree exists is the County’s Land Use Code, which they find restrictive, keeping them from buying infrastructure and engaging in activities that would help make their farms financially viable. So the County, in response to complaints about the Code, reached out to the community a few weeks ago, asking farmers and members of the public to comment on how the Code can be improved. On Jan. 18, the County Land Use Department will hold a public meeting to share the results and hear more concerns. But there’s been controversy about the process by which the County has engaged farmers and citizens in this attempt to update the Code; it’s fitting, as this is the latest in a series of controversies regarding agriculture on Boulder County unincorporated land. Mark Guttridge owns Ollin Farms just south of Longmont.

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He notes that in the first three weeks open to public comment, only one farmer submitted his thoughts. One reason might be, he says, is because current Land Use Code is enforced only when there are complaints, and that many farmers may be operating in violation of code out of necessity, thus incriminating themselves by participating in the survey. For instance, Guttridge hosted about 80 Boulder Valley School District students recently to teach them about carbon sequestration, cover crops and other regenerative farming techniques. But the event exceeded the six events he’s allowed to host each year on his farm per the County’s Land Use Code. The six-event limit is an arbitrary rule, Guttridge says, developed from one isolated incident and applied to the rest of the farmers in the County. (An additional six events are allowed with a special review process with the County.) He says it prevents farmers from hosting a culturally

impactful amount of farm-totable dinners, educational events, ceremonies and more, which could also provide valuable income. There are other issues farmers are taking with the Code. Greenhouses, in certain zones, are disallowed because they’re considered part of “intensive agricultural uses,” even though Guttridge says they’re critical to keep his farm financially stable in the winter and keep key organic material such as seedlings alive. Wyatt Barnes of Red Wagon Farm says the rules regarding farm stands are financially prohibitive (and complex). In his case, he either has to run his farm store off-site or limit the amount he can sell at his on-site store. “Getting empty land and only using it for a farm stand does not work financially. No one can get a foothold to start a business and grow it to where maybe they could buy an entire property to dedicate to a farm stand,” he says. The County, of course, must

act not only on behalf of the farmers but of the people who live near agricultural operations. Traffic, machinery, blocked views — those are negative impacts. Walt Pounds operates a farm on 60 acres of a conservation easement north of Longmont. He understands the concerns neighbors have, but operating a successful farm simply necessitates certain bits of infrastructure, he says. “The neighbors definitely prefer to not see any change to the property and ... they like looking out across the pasture, so they don’t want to see any active ag development,” Pounds says. “I do think that’s a problem. We have a beautiful county and it’s because we didn’t allow overdevelopment, and I very much appreciate that. [But if ] the answer from an ag perspective is not to do any [land improvements], you end up with a perpetual decline in soil fertility and noxious weeds, and it isn’t remedied.” Amy Oeth, planner at the Boulder County Land Use Department, says that although “agri-tourism can help support an agricultural operation,” there are impacts on the environment, neighbors and other farmers. To what extent the County would expand agri-tourism possibilities for farmers, Oeth says there is not a “set view on the appropriate scale.” The open comment period, See CROPPED OUT Page 12

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DAY BY DAY, ONE BY ONE A year after being released from detention, a Bangladeshi immigrant finds a new life in Colorado by Angela K. Evans

hree hundred and fiftynine. That’s how many days Shoeb Iqbal has been free in America. If you’re reading this after Jan. 11, 2018, it’s been longer. The last time we talked to Iqbal (referred to with the pseudonym Mishkat Sarkar in previous reporting) it was early 2016 and he was being held at the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Denver Contract Detention Facility in Aurora. At the time, he had been in immigration detention for more than 15 months, starting Nov. 13, 2014 — the day he crossed into the U.S. from Mexico. After being held for more than two years, Iqbal was released on Jan. 17, 2017, and has been adjusting to life outside of detention in his new home city of Denver since. “When I got out, everything was like a dream,” Iqbal says. As previously reported, [Re: “Opposite of America,” Feb. 18, 2016], Iqbal arrived in the U.S. after a harrowing escape from his home country of Bangladesh after experiencing death threats due to his political affiliation with the Bangladesh National Party (BNP), the second largest political party in the country. The BNP had recently lost power to the Awami League and hundreds of its members fled the country due to political unrest. In 2014, Iqbal came to the U.S. seeking asylum, but was denied because the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) classifies the BNP as an “undesignated terrorist organization,” despite previous joint efforts to combat terrorBoulder Weekly

ism with the group. Iqbal denied such claims and filed an appeal. As he awaited a decision, hundreds of Bangladeshis also sat in detention around the country in the same predicament. Many, including Iqbal at the Aurora facility, organized hunger strikes, protesting their prolonged detention. After we reported Iqbal’s story in 2016, he was transferred to detention centers in Arizona and Louisiana before landing in Alabama at the Etowah County Jail, where immigration detainees are housed with inmates facing criminal charges. Immigration advocates have long been concerned with conditions at detention facilities, both those housed in public jails and others operated by private prison corporations. A recent DHS report criticizes ICE for “unsafe and unhealthy detention conditions” at facilities across the country, although neither the Aurora nor Etowah facilities were named specifically. But in Etowah, Iqbal experienced the worst conditions yet. The facility was often put on lockdown, where he would have to stay in his cell for hours, even days, at a time, he says. It cost at least $5 to make a phone call, and it was difficult to stay in touch with his family back home in Bangladesh as well as the friends he had made in Denver. While there, his mom passed away after suffering a stroke in Bangladesh. He had talked to her the week before and “she was very healthy,” he says. But he didn’t even find out about her pass-

ing until a few days later because his family wasn’t able to call him, and due to the cost, he wasn’t able to call home all that often. “It was hard to hang on to hope,” he says, remembering the loneliness he felt in those days. Just a few days later, however, the Board of Immigration appeals ruled in his favor and he was granted asylum. Iqbal says he’s lucky. He had built a support system in Denver and had immigration lawyers from California and Washington D.C. working on his case. Nationally, only 14 percent of people held in detention have legal counsel, despite the fact that those who do are four times more likely to be released. Of the 15 people or so with whom Iqbal traveled from Bangladesh, all but three were deported, he says. “They are afraid for the political condition,” Iqbal says of those living in Bangladesh again. The political persecution that led them to flee in the first place is expected to flare up again this year. A general election is set to take place later this fall amid growing fear of unrest as the BNP will once again challenge the ruling Awami League for power. ICE transferred Iqbal back to Colorado — back to the Aurora detention facility — where he had filed his appeal, before releasing him. On Jan. 17, 2017, he was finally free.

“It was a new world,” Shoeb Iqbal, with Shoeb says.“I friends Rhoda was just so Whitney, Maria Giordano and grateful to be Priscilla Ledbury outside. It was the day he was released from cold, though.” immigration Still, he detention. made a snowball and threw it at his friends waiting for him. Maria Giordano, Rhoda Whitney and Priscilla Ledbury had all met Iqbal at the Aurora facility, where they often visited him after first hearing his story in 2015. “The fact that he managed to last two-and-a-half years just going through horrible situations is remarkable,” Ledbury says. “When we’d go visit him, he’d have days when he was really up and days when he was very low.” But it was all celebration the day he was released last winter. The group went out to dinner, where Iqbal was overwhelmed by the plethora of options on the menu. Walking into the restaurant, Giordano says, Iqbal touched her arm and whispered, “We don’t have to talk through a glass window anymore,” with a smile. The first 12 days after his release, Iqbal lived at Casa de Paz, a house near the detention center that offers people See RELEASED Page 13

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tions to convey concepts like regenerative farming and carbon sequestration — and how regulations regarding how many interns can live on your property or which animals can graze affect the ability to execute those groundbreaking environmental concepts. “In general, there’s a new form of agriculture coming, a new paradigm of agriculture being blossomed,” Guttridge says. “To me, it’s summarized by putting the ecosystem back in the field. We’re seeing farms bringing animals and managing multiple crops. You need greenhouses, new people. In some ways, it’s a little more intense.” The County recently scrapped its Sustainable Agricultural Research and Innovation Initiative (SARII) program because of a controversial bidding process. SARII would’ve helped large farmers transition off GMOs, which were ordered to be phased out, but Guttridge and Pounds say high-profile cases like that obfuscate a larger point: that farmers in Boulder County are doing cutting edge research in sustainable farming, outside of GMO research, with little help and publicity. “One of the unfortunate things, we seem to want to just grab onto a sound bite as a citizenry and that sound bite [pertains to] GMOs,” Pounds says. “So we’ve paid all this attention as to whether or not we have genetically modified crops on our ag land and that’s a very small component of the issue. The issue is really around soil fertility, and it’s unfortunate.” Oeth says carbon sequestration is not the focus of this public input period. The County did take a small step in the right direction, Guttridge says, with its Colorado State University-led program working with EcoCycle to study agriculture and composting. But given the relatively small scope of that, he and other local sustainable farmers are having to pick up the slack by organizing and hosting research initiatives. Even still, he says, the County, after scrapping SARII, hasn’t effectively managed the GMO transition. “We’re no closer to the GMO transition, like we still haven’t figured out alternatives for bigger farms on open space, so we’re kind of moving into crisis mode,” he says. Oeth says there is no timeline for actually implementing anything that comes out of the public comment period, but says the County will pinpoint areas for further research and outreach. Boulder Weekly

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affected by detention a place to stay, whether they’re recently released or visiting family members currently being held. Then he went to Lutheran Family Services, a refugee and asylee resettlement agency that helped him with food and rental assistance, while he waited for his social security to process. It took a month, but he started working right away, often holding multiple jobs at once. He got his driver’s licence in April, and he now works at DIA in passenger assistance as well as drives for Lyft. But, he says, he wants to go to Emily Griffith Technical College and study accounting or marketing. “I make my dream come true, day by day, one by one, one step by one step,” he says. “My next dream is I want to get educated, go to college, get a better job. It is hard. But nothing is impossible if you want to do it.” Slowly, he’s adjusting to life in Colorado. “It’s a new environment, a new culture. Sometimes people are helpful, sometimes they are not,” he says. “Of course, it’s better than detention — your life is more free.” “He’s the most self-motivated person you have ever met,” Giordano says. “It’s definitely a rocky ride at times but he’s adapting really well. It’s so nice to have him out and actually spend time with him as a friend.” Iqbal sees Whitney and Ledbury often and has breakfast with Giordano every Friday. They’ve also visited other detainees at the Aurora facility, including a woman from Mexico who was eventually released. “There’s really only so much that I can say to somebody who’s in detention, but with Shoeb there, he knew exactly Boulder Weekly

what this woman was going After more than through,” two years in detention, Shoeb Giordano says. Iqbal is adjusting “It was beautiful to life in Denver. to watch them have a conversation, in pretty broken English, but that didn’t get in the way of understanding each other and where each other was coming from.” “Lots of people really don’t know what’s going on in detention,” Iqbal says, or even that there is a detention center in Aurora. Often, when driving for Lyft on Peoria Street, Iqbal will ask his customers if they know the building is a detention center. “They often say it’s a factory,” he says. “No, this is not a factory. You need to go and look. It is a jail,” he tells them. On the one year anniversary of his release, Iqbal will be eligible to apply for permanent residency, and he’s already working on his application. He talks to his family — his father, sister and brother — back in Bangladesh every day, and hopes to be able to bring them to Colorado soon, despite changing national immigration policies that may make it more difficult. Still, he generally has a positive demeanor, talking brightly about the future and smiling often throughout our conversation. It’s a far cry from the often despondent detainee we talked to on the phone back in 2016. “I feel like my life is where I want to be,” he says. “I’m pretty much OK. I’m not really happy, but I’m trying to be. I hope, I feel, someday it will all be worth it.”

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he past year has been fantastic for commercial spaceflight, with Elon Musk’s SpaceX successfully launching 18 Falcon-9 rockets in 2017. It now seems almost routine to watch the first stage of the Falcon-9 gently land itself back on the launch pad after sending its cargo into orbit. The company expects to reuse even more rockets in 2018, leveling out to a steady slate of 30 to 40 launches per year. Later this spring, one of those rockets will carry NASA’s next mission to find planets around other stars: the Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite, or TESS. The method that TESS will use to search for planets was pioneered by scientists at NCAR nearly 20 years ago. The concept is simple: If you stare for long enough at a large number of stars, you might catch one of them blink as a planet passes directly in front of it. Not all of the planetary systems will be aligned so fortuitously, but a few of them will. From basic geometry, the amount of light that goes missing during these mini-eclipses (technically called transits) reveals the size of the planet as a fraction of the size of the star. Keep watching and

you’ll see it come around again, giving the orbital period of the planet, which is related by Newton’s laws to its separation from the star. NASA’s previous planet-hunting mission, the Kepler space telescope, was built in Boulder at Ball Aerospace. From 2009 to 2013, it surveyed nearly 200,000 stars in a small patch of the summer sky about as big as your fist at arms length. Kepler measured the brightness of each target star every half-hour for four years. What it discovered was amazing: Planets are so common in our galaxy that almost every star in the sky has at least one. Most of the planets discovered by Kepler were quite small, and rocky worlds like the Earth are among the most common planets around. With Kepler showing that planets are sprinkled everywhere, the logical next step is to scan the entire sky and find them around the nearest stars. This is the job of the TESS mission, which is currently expected to launch in late-March from Cape Canaveral, Florida. It will orbit the Earth on an elongated path that takes it from twice the altitude of most weather satellites out to nearly the distance of the moon. Boulder Weekly

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Over a two-year mission, TESS will use four large cameras to scan the sky in 26 partially overlapping strips. For most of the sky, TESS will linger on each strip for about a month, but for two special regions it will collect up to a full year of brightness measurements. “In a few years, I hope we’ll have a sample of at least a thousand new planets,” says Zach Berta-Thompson, an astronomy professor at University of Colorado Boulder and collaborator on the TESS mission. BertaThompson came to Boulder in 2016, after finishing a Ph.D. at Harvard University and working for a few years at MIT, where the TESS mission was developed. His technical contribution to the project was to devise a strategy for cleaning the TESS images of artifacts caused by cosmic rays, but his scientific interest is in characterizing the atmospheres of nearby small planets. “The closer a planet is, the more precisely we can measure its properties,” he explains. If a distant observer watched the Earth pass in front of the Sun, it would block less than one-10,000th of the light for about six hours once a year. An even smaller fraction of the light would pass through the Earth’s atmosphere along the way, imprinting the signature of water and other molecules that might be associated with life. Half a year later, the reflection of sunlight off the Earth would provide additional information, possibly revealBoulder Weekly

ing the presence of green plants. TESS won’t make these measurements directly, but it will find the nearest planetary systems around the brightest stars, where such measurements are feasible. “By effectively measuring the color of sunset on these planets, we can learn something about the composition of their atmospheres,” says BertaThompson. He notes that the two special regions where TESS will look for a full year coincide with the parts of the sky that will always be visible from the James Webb space telescope ( JWST), NASA’s successor to Hubble. The JWST will launch in 2019 with instruments that can characterize the atmospheres of nearby planets, so it should be ready to make the measurements as soon as TESS finds the best places to look. If everything proceeds as expected, the 10th Falcon-9 launch of 2018 will begin the next phase of NASA’s quest to understand whether the Earth is exceptional compared to planets around other stars. There’s no word yet on whether SpaceX intends to launch TESS on a reused rocket, but either way it promises to be spectacular, ushering in a new age of exploration. Travis Metcalfe is a researcher and science communicator based in Boulder, Colorado. With support from several technology companies, he runs a nonprofit adopt-a-star program to fund astronomy research.

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enver’s skyline is picturesque, with downtown buildings framed by snowcapped mountains and sunny skies. But a measure that went into effect Jan. 1 requiring rooftop gardens will soon have the city growing more green. While urban landscaping adds aerial aesthetic to a cityscape, this is an environmental matter championed by a small group of residents to address climate change concerns in the Mile High City. Denver’s Initiative 300, known locally as the Green Roof Initiative, mandates all new buildings (or additions or remodeling to buildings) over 25,000 square feet to cover 20 to 60 percent of their rooftops with gardens. It passed with 54 percent of the vote in November. Brandon Rietheimer spearheaded the initiative with five friends in early 2017, wanting to do something for the climate, specifically the problems associated with air quality, temperature and dirty waterways. “Looking at Denver’s environmental scorecard there are all these problems you wouldn’t think an otherwise environmentally friendly city would have,” he says. “In looking for one all-encompassing thing, green roofs really addressed all those issues.” According to the National Park Service, green roofs are ecologically beneficial, retaining up to 80 percent of storm-water runoff and lowering roof temperatures. Vegetation also helps lower the urban heat island effect (UHIE), when heavily developed regions absorb heat in buildings’ surfaces, making metro areas significantly warmer than surrounding rural areas. In a 2014 study, Denver had the third worst UHIE in the country. Downtown is, on average, 5 degrees — and can be as much as 23 degrees — warmer than the rural suburbs. Most language for the Green Roof Initiative was adapted from Toronto’s Green Roof Bylaw, which has been in place since 2009 and was the first of its kind in North America. San Francisco, which enacted a similar policy this year, shared research and study materials with Denver city officials for fine-tuning.

make it right the first time,” Green roofs, Gifford says. like this one at Community ColMoney is lege of Denver, also a factor for help to offset the urban heat those who island effect, which can make oppose the inithe city much tiative. The warmer than surmandate will rounding areas. increase building and maintenance costs for developers and owners. The average green roof installation costs $17 to $23 per square foot, according to Andy Creath, owner of installation company Green Roofs of Colorado. Upkeep requires about a dozen yearly reviews, costing roughly $1 per square foot for the first year and $.50 the second year. While the up-front costs are about 2.5 times higher than those of traditional roofs, a recent study done by the Green Infrastructure Foundation found there will be a return investment in approximately six years, and that by 2058 an added 57.5 million square feet of green rooftops will have generated $1.85 billion in savings. Once green roofs are fully functioning gardens, the shrubbery insulates a building, saving up to 15 percent on energy expenses. Water absorbing plants add longevity to the roofs, meaning green roofs need to be replaced much less frequently than traditional rooftops. “The problem is [the developers] want to buy a building and sell it in a year or two, so they don’t get the long-term financial benefits,” Creath explains. “They’re saying, ‘Why would we put in these environmental benefits and other measures that are going to cost us money and not get the payback?’” Rietheimer also understands the requirements may dissuade development. He is working closely with the City and stakeholders to specify exemptions, which will include schools, residential units under four stories, energy star-rated buildings and developers who qualify that pay a cash-in-lieu fee. There will be a public hearing Jan. 17 for comments, questions and suggestions about the ordinance and its rules, and the City will vote on amendments in May or June.

Questions remain with Denver’s new Green Roof Initiative by Katie Porter While alleviating climate stressors and beautifying buildings sound ideal, there has been significant resistance to the Green Roof Initiative. Denver Mayor Michael Hancock spoke out against the mandate. During the campaign process, the Denver Metro Chamber of Commerce, the Downtown Denver Partnership and several real estate and development companies formed an opposition group called Citizens For a Responsible Denver. They raised roughly $250,000 trying to stop the measure from passing, nearly 12 times the $21,000 raised by supporters. “The fact that we’re grassroots and big corporations were against us, I think that rallied people together,” Rietheimer says. “It was really an opportunity for the people of Denver to vote their values, you know, and say, ‘We’re not going to be outvoted by the developers.’” Much of the contention was due to the quick implementation timeline, which didn’t allow adequate time to establish costs and protocols, says Michael Gifford, CEO of the Associated General Contractors of Colorado, one of the associations opposed to the Green Roof Initiative. “We’re willing to make it work, we just want to

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t first, you might not notice Jorge san, like that of Pardo and Cerámica Suro, is Pardo’s artwork in the Museum of one of many explored throughout Saber Contemporary Art Denver’s latest Acomodar, showing through Jan. 21. The exhibit Saber Acomodar: Art and exhibit features collaborations between artWorkshops of Jalisco 1915-Now. His ists and craft workers — potters, jewelers, piece sits in the basement level of MCA, printmakers, blacksmiths and more — who which seems empty, but the art is beneath live and work in Jalisco, a western state in your feet. Mexico. While many people take for granted an With works from more than 20 artists, aesthetically Saber Acomodar Kelly Shroads Photography/Art by Jorge Pardo pleasing tile floor, has a wide scope, it serves as a featuring multiple reminder that mediums from even ordinary painting to sculpitems can be art. ture to video to Pardo worked weaving to comic with famed strip. They examMexican ceramic ine themes such studio Cerámica as pop culture, Suro to produce history, politics the multi-colored and religion. floor of handmade Artists pull from tiles. Aztec imagery, “It’s a twist on the ready-made,” says Zoe but there are also influences from European Larkins, curatorial associate at MCA Denver. art movements, demonstrating the infiltra“They are everyday objects, but they’re not tion of European abstraction into Mexico. machine-made or mass-produced, and techMany of the pieces utilize traditional nically each is unique. ... This is a handmade craftsmanship to explore contemporary ideas, object and [the artist is] saying, ‘Take notice such as the work of Eduardo Sarabia, who at someone who has skill that you don’t.’” also collaborates with Cerámica Suro. Born and raised in America, Pardo Sarabia creates ceramic pieces in the moved to Mexico to specifically work full European style of the late 19th and early time with Cerámica Suro. Pardo designs the 20th centuries, but instead of the floral or pattern, and artisans at Cerámica Suro hand- ornamental patterns usually found on these cut and hand-glaze each tile. works, Sarabia’s white and blue pottery feaThe relationship between artist and artitures naked women, guns and drugs. By Boulder Weekly

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Colorado’s iconic bluegrass band celebrates 40 years with all-star pickers by John Lehndorff

ong before Hot Rize played its first official notes on Jan. 18, 1978 at Boulder’s Hungry Farmer Restaurant, the band already had a name. Banjoist Pete Wernick found it on bags of Martha White’s Self-Rising Flour, long-time sponsors of the Grand Ole Opry radio show. The flour’s secret ingredient was “Hot Rize.” Forty years later the Boulder-based band is regarded as one of bluegrass music’s most iconic acts. To celebrate, Hot Rize performs four sold-out shows this week: Thurdsay at eTown Hall and Friday through Sunday at the Boulder Theater. “It’s going to be a really big sound. These shows will be like Hot Rize Plus,” enthuses Tim O’Brien. The band’s lead singer noted the new, improved ingredient now touted on Martha White sacks. Joining Hot Rize are three longtime friends and masters of their respective instruments: Sam Bush (mandolin), Jerry Douglas (resophonic guitar or Dobro) and Stuart Duncan (violin). A veteran crew from eTown will record 20 January 11 , 2018

the proceedings for an upcoming DVD. “It’s like ‘The Last Waltz’ except we’re not breaking up the band,” Wernick says. The quartet of Wernick, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Tim O’Brien, bassist and emcee Nick Forster and guitarist Charles Sawtelle were not welcomed warmly at the start by bluegrass fundamentalists. “We stuck out. We were young people playing traditional music,” O’Brien says. “They said: ‘Your hair is too big.’ ‘You’ve got an electric bass.’ ‘You come from Colorado.’” The members wore suits and wrote most of their own songs. They had a lead guitar player, uncommon for a bluegrass band, and featured a phase shifted banjo that gave songs a futuristic quality. Also a rarity: Hot Rize traveled with a sound man to have Grateful Dead-quality concert sound. The bluegrass mold was already being broken by The Country Gentlemen, the Seldom Scene, Old and In the Way, New Grass Revival and John Hartford. “It was a sign that bluegrass was

changing and taking the music to a new place. We were part of that reform movement built on tradition,” O’Brien says. Hot Rize has never had a star vehicle like Bill Monroe’s many Bluegrass Boys. “It’s one of those rare bands with four equal members. Everybody has an important role to play. It’s Tim’s singing, the harmonies, Nick’s emceeing and Pete’s banjo,” says Bryan Sutton, the band’s guitarist for the past 16 years. And then there is Red Knuckles and the Trailblazers. The oddly hilarious, alter-ego honkytonk-Western Swing ensemble appears midway through virtually every Hot Rize show. Some of the finest acoustic musicians of our time dress up and cut loose with the band. “It’s been Halloween every night and everybody always wants to sit in with the Trailblazers,” O’Brien says. But the band takes the twang seriously. “When the music being played is high quality the comedy is better. Red Knuckles is a great honkytonk band that could play anywhere,” Sutton says. The Front Range proved a fertile place to birth the band. “In 1978 we were part of a very vibrant musical community here. There were lots of places to play in Boulder and Denver and live music was a big part of the culture,” Nick Forster says. The Denver Folklore Center was the place that Boulder Weekly

The original members of Hot Rize in 1978 from left to right: Charles Sawtelle, Nick Forster, Tim O’Brien and Pete Wernick.

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every year and recorded a batch of new songs on 2015’s When I’m Free. “It’s not tradition for tradition’s sake. Hot Rize honors the past but isn’t weighed down by it,” Sutton says. Hot Rize is also aware of its own traditions. Many of the band’s songs have become part of the bluegrass repertoire. More critically, the tunes are sung around campfires every summer. “I think Hot Rize will be remembered for the material, the songs that a lot of people are still singing and recording, songs like ‘Colleen Malone,’ ‘Nellie Kane’ and ‘Just Like You,’” Wernick says. “Bluegrass is a treasure to me and it’s important to me that it continue to exist: It’s great to see great younger players choosing to play bluegrass,” he says. O’Brien is optimistic about the future of the genre. “There’s some new band right now in Boulder that’s practicing and playing and doesn’t know how hard it will be. Bluegrass just keeps regenerating itself,” he says. Sutton is still wowed by the opportunity. “I never take for granted that I get to be part of songs like ‘Nellie Kane.’ When we kick off with ‘Blue Night’ I remember hearing them play it when I saw them as a kid,” he says. And Forster is looking ahead: “It is 40 years and I still don’t know how this is all going to turn out.”

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Brilliant pianist Simone Dinnerstein performs the premiere of a Boulder Phil co-commission by Philip Glass, inspired by Bach. Bach’s spirit also pervades the program through his G minor concerto and in a work by his son, struggling to both honor his father and assert his independence from him. After intermission, themes of forgiveness and redemption prevail in the lush, Transﬁgured Night by Schoenberg, a man deeply inﬂuenced by Bach’s bold chromaticism. Boulder Weekly

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he first time tone that he took for the Simone whole piece suits my Dinnerstein playing so much,” she attended a concert says. “I said to him, ‘it’s alone she was 12, kind of uncanny how and she heard music by much this music feels like Philip Glass. it suits me, like it fits who Dinnerstein has since I am.’ And he said, ‘Well, become an internationally I wrote it for you!’ That known concert pianist and was pretty amazing.” Glass has turned 80. Dinnerstein finds it Remarkably, he has now hard to specify exactly written a new piano conwhat in the music fits her certo for his former young so well. “It’s a piece that’s fan, which she will play very intimate,” she says. Jan. 13 and 14 for her “The music is extremely return to the Boulder Phil. ON THE BILL: “Bach poetic, but also there is a 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 13, “It’s exciting when you Transfigured.” Boulder very rich inner world to Macky Auditorium, 1595 Pleasant St., Boulder. discover music as a young Philharmonic Orchestra, Michael the music. It’s speaking in Butterman, conductor and person, and it’s your own a way that only instru2 p.m. Sunday, Han. 14, Pinnacle Simone Dinnerstein, piano. music that has not been Performing Arts Complex, 1001 W. mental music can.” C.P.E. Bach — Symphony in C 84th Ave., Denver. Major, Wq 183, no. 3; Schoenberg shown to you by a parent Butterman sees C.P.E. — Transfigured Night; J.S. Bach — Bach’s style in the or a teacher,” Dinnerstein Tickets: boulderphil.org/ Keyboard Concerto in G minor, Symphony in C as a kind says. “So there is someconcerts/2017-18-season-overBWV 1058; Philip Glass — Piano of declaration of indepenthing kind of surreal about Concerto No. 3, Colorado premiere, view/bach-transfigured a Boulder Phil co-commission. dence from his father’s having him write somegeneration. He imagines thing for me. And the fact the younger Bach saying that he wrote something as “I’m going to use a few magnificent as this piano concerto is really an obvious Baroque gestures, incredible honor. but I’m also going to “I can’t quite digest the fact that he represent Bach’s wide-reaching influthrow in some intentionally jarring harwrote that for me.” ence. “I thought we could look at other monies. This is the way the kids are Glass’s Piano Concerto No. 3 will be composers who had some [connection going these days.” on a program titled “Bach Transfigured.” to] Bach,” Butterman says. “Clearly his “C.P.E. Bach was obviously a comThe concert, featuring the orchestra’s son (C.P.E. Bach) would be among poser who wanted to assert his own strings under music director Michael them, and Schoenberg was a master of identity but still acknowledge his Butterman, will also feature the counterpoint and understood the herifather,” Butterman says. “I interpret the Symphony in C Major by C.P.E. Bach, tage from which he arose.” symphony as having one foot in both Transfigured Night by Arnold Dinnerstein speaks of the aspects of worlds. It’s appealing, it’s ingratiating, Schoenberg, and J.S. Bach’s Keyboard Bach that she finds in Glass’s music. and it’s got a few cheeky qualities to it.” Concerto in G minor. “There’s an imprint that Bach has made As for Transfigured Night, Butterman wants you to know that this is not writA strong connection to J.S. Bach into all of Glass’s music,” she says. runs through the program in several “Perhaps he was thinking about that even ten in the atonal, 12-tone style for which Schoenberg later became notoristrands. The most obvious is that more when he wrote this, because it ous — and a scourge for many audiencDinnerstein is known for her poetic would be (paired with Bach’s) concerto.” es. It was written much earlier, and it performances of Bach’s music, and she The use of repetition, so obvious in tells a powerful story of love and unconfinds much in common between Bach Glass’s music, is one of the things ditional forgiveness that will be and Glass. That connection is emphaDinnerstein finds similar to Bach. “In explained in the program. sized by the pairing of Glass’s new conBach’s music you have harmonic “This is a highly Romantic work,” certo with Bach’s G-minor Concerto, sequences, or a rhythmic pattern or which was planned as part of melodic pattern, but what is so interest- Butterman says. “The language is deeply ing is how Bach slightly alters the expressive and emotional, and those are Dinnerstein’s tour with the new work. always qualities that audiences respond to. sequences,” she says. “Glass does the The tour began with the world-preIf we didn’t tell you it was Schoenberg, same thing. People think, ‘Oh, it’s just miere performance in September, and you’d guess Mahler or Wagner. It’s in a repeats.’ It’s not repeats. When it’s incudes 16 other performances extending language that you’ll recognize. through May. The Boulder Phil is includ- repeated, something has changed.” “If you understand the emotional Dinnerstein is particularly touched ed on the tour as one of the commissiontransformation that is projected through by the fact that Glass tailored the work ing organizations for the new work. the music, you’re going to have a powerBeyond the Dinnerstein-Bach-Glass specifically for her. “The way that he ful experience.” linkage, the other works on the program writes for piano, the language and the Boulder Weekly

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Saber Acomodar: Art and Workshops of Jalisco 1915Now presents an investigation of the work carried out in studios and artisanal workshops in Jalisco, Mexico. Focusing on the last 100 years of production, the works included in the exhibition showcase collaborations between artists and artisans (e.g., potters, carpenters, blacksmiths, jewelers, sign painters and printmakers) who work and live in western Mexico. Read more about the exhibit on page 18.

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Original Abstract Oil And Mixed Media Paintings — by Kathy Friesz. NCAR’s Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder. Through March 2. Past the Tangled Present. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through Oct. 28.

Marginalia — by Joel Swanson. Dairy Center for the Arts, MacMillan Family Lobby and Hand-Rudy Gallery, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through Jan. 21.

Revealing A Mexican Masterpiece: The Virgin of Valvanera. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through February.

Marking Presence. Dairy Center for the Arts, McMahon Gallery, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Through Jan. 21.

Saber Acomodar: Art And Workshops Of Jalisco 1915-Now. Museum of Contemporary Art Denver, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, Through Jan. 21.

Sinner in Gingham. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St. Through Jan. 21. Then, Now, Next: Evolution of an Architectural Icon. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver. Through February. thINK! Firehouse Art Center, 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont. Through Feb. 4. Works Of Mixed Media, Digital, Ink And Paint — by Mark Ludy. NCAR’s Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Drive, Boulder. Through March 2.

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Thursday, January 11 Music DU Lamont Guest Artist: Sara Davis Buechner, piano — with Stephanie Cheng, piano. 7:30 p.m. Newman Center for the Performing Arts, 2344 E. Iliff Ave., Denver. Exit Liberty. 9 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver. Jocelyn and Chris Arndt. 8 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. The New Mastersounds — with The RunniKine: Cervantes’ 15th Anniversary Celebration. 9 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver. Open Bluegrass Jam. 6:30 p.m. Open Door Brewing Co., 2030 Ionoshere St., Suite 6, Longmont.

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Saturday, Jan. 13 Saturday Physics Series Lecture: “Astronomy vs. Atomic Clocks: The Irresistible Force Meets the Immovable Object” 2:30 p.m. Duane Physics and Astrophysics, G130, 2000 Colorado Ave., Boulder.

Judah Levine will describe both astronomical and atomic methods of timekeeping and explain the source of incompatibility between the two. He’ll conclude with a discussion of why it has been so difficult to find a solution that will satisfy the different user communities.

Boulder Phil — Bach Transfigured 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium,1595 Pleasant St., Boulder.

Brilliant pianist Simone Dinnerstein returns to Boulder, including the premiere of a Boulder Phil co-commission by Philip Glass, consciously inspired by Bach.

Open Bluegrass Jam. 7 p.m. West Flanders Brewing, 1125 Pearl St., Boulder. Events 41st annual Denver International Sportsmen’s Expo. All day. Colorado Convention Center, 700 14th St., Denver. Bingo! 7 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont. Comedian Robert Powell III. 7:30 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver. Comedy Night at Vision Quest. 8:30 p.m. Vision

Monday, Jan. 15 Persistence & Purposeful Action: Martin Luther King, Jr. Celebration 4 p.m. Old Main Chapel,1600 Pleasant St., Boulder.

Join the CU ministries, local faith community and ODECE to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day with “Persistence and Purposeful Action.” Dialogues 4–5 p.m., Joyful Celebration 5:30–6:30 p.m. at Old Main Chapel.

Tuesday, Jan. 16 Faculty Tuesdays: American Celebration 7:30 p.m. Imig Music, Grusin Music Hall,1020 18th St., Boulder

Margaret McDonald will be joined by her faculty colleagues in a program celebrating American music. The program will include works by Alec Wilder, Lucas Foss, Pierre Jalbert and Frederic Rzewski. Featuring Margaret McDonald, piano; Mike Dunn, tuba; Christina Jennings, flute; David Requiro, cello; and Jeremy Reger, piano.

Quest Brewing, 2510 47th St., Boulder. Ecstatic Dance. 7 p.m. The StarHouse, 3476 Sunshine Canyon, Boulder. Hotel Salvation. 7 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Jane. 2 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Music Cellar West Friday Bluegrass Pick. 6 p.m. Cellar West Artisan Ales, 1001 Lee Hill Drive, Suite 10, Boulder. David Booker. 5 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont. Erik Boa Duo. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tap Room, 921 Pearl St., Boulder. Filthy Hearts. 9 p.m. Lost Lake, 3602 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Gravity Check. 8 p.m. The Wild Game, 2251 Ken Pratt Blvd., Suite A, Longmont. Hot Rize 40th Anniversary Bash — with Special Guests Del McCoury, Sam Bush, Stuart Duncan, Jerry Douglas and more. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder.

Integral Steps Presents Music & Movement. 1 p.m. WOW! Children’s Museum, 110 N. Harrison Ave., Lafayette. Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. 7:30 p.m. Louisville Center for the Arts, 801 Grant Ave., Louisville.

Momma McCracken Comedy: Snow Person. 8 p.m. Voodoo Comedy Playhouse, 1260 22nd St., Denver.

Live Music: Bobby Messano. 7:30 p.m. Dannik’s Gunbarrel Corner Bar, 6525 Gunpark Drive, Boulder.

Nick Thune. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver.

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Monocle. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues, 303 Main St., Lyons. Motel Radio — with Special Guests. 9 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver. My Blue Sky & My Blue Mule. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont.

Dorje Dolma will speak about and sign her new book, Yak Girl: Growing Up in the Remote Dolpo Region of Nepal, on Wednesday, Jan. 17 at 7:30 p.m. This unusual memoir immerses the reader in the story of a spirited girl in a remote, undeveloped region of Nepal near the border of Tibet.

National Western $10,000 Monarch Casino Gambler’s Choice Jumper Stake. 7:30 p.m. National Western Stock Show, 4655 Humboldt St., Denver. The New Mastersounds — with Space Orphan featuring The Sisters of Soul (Kim Dawson, Tanya Shylock, Christie. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece, 2637 Welton St., Denver. A Shadow Of Jaguar. 9 p.m. Black Buzzard, 1624 Market St., Denver. Strangebyrds. 6 p.m. 300 Suns Brewing, 335 First Ave., Suite C, Longmont. Tyler Grant. 7 p.m. Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 Hover St., Longmont. Whiskey Starship. 6 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont. You Knew Me When. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing, 1501 Lee Hill Drive, Boulder.

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Thursday, January 11 Kimberly Johnson — The Fourth Trimester. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder. Tuesday, January 16 Innisfree Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder. Pet Souza — Obama: An Intimate Portrait. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder. This event is sold out. If you would like a signed copy of the book, call or stop by the store to prepay for a copy. Wednesday, January 17 Dorje Dolma — Yak Girl. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder.

Events Artist’s Opening Reception: Charles Hickman — with Music by Ben Hanna. 6 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont. 41st Annual Denver International Sportsmen’s Expo. All day. Colorado Convention Center, 700 14th St., Denver. Comedian Robert Powell III. 9:45 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver. ComedySportz Denver. 7:30 p.m. Avenue Theater, 417 E. 17th Ave., Denver. Fate of The Comedy Show. 8 p.m. Los Tacos Famous Taqueria, 600 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Free Legal Clinic. 3 p.m. Lafayette Public Library, 775 W. Baseline Road, Lafayette.

Sky Choice. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder.

The Delta Sonics. 8:30 p.m. Homemade Liquids and Solids, 1555 Hover St., Longmont.

Sonic Arcade ’80s Party. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 North Park Drive, Lafayette.

DJ Z-Trip — with Chris Karns, Mikey Thunder, Ginger Perry: Cervantes’ 15th Anniversary Celebration. 9 p.m. Cervantes’ Other Side, 2637 Welton St., Denver.

A Tribute to Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. 7:30 p.m. Boettcher Concert Hall, 1000 14th St., Denver.

An Evening of Irish Music. 7 p.m. The Nomad Playhouse, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder. The Fremonts Return. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder.

Hotel Salvation. 7 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Guided By Humanity Adaptive Yoga Fundraiser and Concert. 1 p.m. Brewability Lab, 12445 E. 39th Ave., Suite 314, Denver.

Jane. 2 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Happy Hour Live Jazz. 5:30 p.m. Tandoori Grill South, 619 S. Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-7339.

Movies @ Meadows: Jumanji. 4 p.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder.

Hot Rize 40th Anniversary Bash — with Special Guests Del McCoury, Sam Bush, Stuart Duncan, Jerry Douglas and more. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder.

Nick Thune. 7:30 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver. The Sign Painters: The Unacknowledged Artists. 7 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Road, Boulder. thINK! 2nd Friday Reception. 6 p.m. Firehouse Art Center, 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont. Warren Miller Film Screening to Benefit SafeHouse Denver. 6 p.m. Stoney’s Bar & Grill, 1111 Lincoln St., Denver. We Still Like You: Denver. 7 p.m. El Charrito, 2100 Larimer St., Denver. Saturday, January 13 Music 6 Million Dollar Band. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont.

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with Pianist Simone Dinnerstein. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, 1595 Pleasant St., Boulder.

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. 7:30 p.m. Louisville Center for the Arts, 801 Grant Ave., Louisville. Leftover Serman — with DrinkDrankPunk. 9:30 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland. Lionel Young Band. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Tap Room, 921 Pearl St., Boulder. LoveVibe 2: Foreign Roots, Zookeeper. 10 p.m. Alchemy of Movement, 2436 30th St., Boulder. Mojomamma. 4:30 p.m. The Tasty Weasel, 1800 Pike Road, Longmont. New Family Dog — with Sally Van Meter. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues, 303 Main St., Lyons.

Ben Hammond. 8:30 p.m. The Roost, 526 Main St., Longmont.

Octave Cat featuring Jesse Miller (Lotus), Eli Winderman (Dopapod), Charlie Patierno and Big Brazilian. 9 p.m. Cervantes Masterpiece, 2637 Welton St., Denver.

BOTW 9: Flahoola, Driftin Suns, Aloris, En Tu Oblivion. 7 p.m. Herman’s Hideaway, 1578 S. Broadway, Denver.

Piano Recital — with Prodigy Zicong “Simon” Su and Larry Graham. 2 p.m. Accelerated Schools, 2160 S. Cook St., Denver.

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The Well Intentioned. 8 p.m. The Wild Game, 2251 Ken Pratt Blvd., Suite A, Longmont. Events [Colony 933] An Immersive Mystery DanceTheatre. 7:30 p.m. Novo Coffee, 1700 E. Sixth Ave., Denver. 3MCS Stand-Up, Sketch, and Live Comedy. 9 p.m. Blackbird Pub, 305 S. Downing St., Denver. 41st Annual Denver International Sportsmen’s Expo. All day. Colorado Convention Center, 700 14th St., Denver. Blind Tiger presents Blues House. 8 p.m. Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Comedian Robert Powell III. 9:45 p.m. Denver Improv, 8246 Northfield Ave., Denver. ComedySportz Denver. 7:30 p.m. Avenue Theater, 417 E. 17th Ave., Denver. The Dinner Detective Murder Mystery Dinner Show Denver. 6 p.m. Embassy Suites Downtown Denver, 1420 Stout St., Denver. Hotel Salvation. 7 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Jane. 2 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. Nick Thune. 7:30 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver. Saturday Morning Groove. 10:30 a.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder. Stand-Up Comedy & Bottomless Margaritas. 8 p.m. Los Tacos Famous Taqueria, 600 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. Yoga for the New Year. 10:30 a.m. Longmont Recreation Center, 310 Quail Road, Longmont. see EVENTS Page 30

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Annie. BDT Stage, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Through Feb. 24. Beauty and the Beast. Candlelight Dinner Playhouse. 747 Marketplace Drive, Johnstown. Through Feb. 14. Fermata — presented by Theater Company of Lafayette & Theatre Esprit Asia. Mary Miller Theater, 300 E. Simpson St., Lafayette. Through Jan. 28. Into the Woods. Lakewood Cultural Center, 470 S. Allison Parkway. Through Jan. 21.

Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill — presented by Vintage Theatre. Vintage Theatre, 1468 Dayton St., Aurora. Through February 18, 2018

‘Fermata’ explores the burdens of virtuosity, the politics of art making and the purpose of music, while also attempting to unravel the dilemma of what price is paid when one does or doesn’t honor one’s authentic self. Playing at Mary Miller Theatre through Jan. 28.

P3M5: Privacy in the Digital Age. 7:30 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Theater. The John Hand Theater, 7653 East First Place, Denver. Through Feb. 3.

The King And I. Denver Center for the Performing Arts, Buell Theatre, 1101 13th St., Denver. Through Jan. 14.

The Penny Savers — presented by Buntport Theater Company. Su Teatro Cultural and Performing Arts Center, 721 Santa Fe Drive, Denver. Jan. 13 only. Rumors — presented by Lowry’s Spotlight

Siren Song: A Pirate’s Odyssey. Buntport Theatre, 717 Lipan St., Denver. Through May 14. Unseen — by Rowan Salem and K. Vuletich. 9 p.m. Art Gym Denver, 1460 Leyden St., Denver.

Tap Dance Lessons. 7:15 p.m. Viriditas Studio, 4939 N. Broadway, Suite 65, Boulder.

Irish Blessing Roll-Out Celebration. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Beer on Walnut, 1123 Walnut St., Boulder.

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Laugh Night. 8 p.m. Alamo Drafthouse Sloans Lake, 4255 W. Colfax Ave., Denver.

Music Abigail Rose. 9:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. Felonius Smith Trio. 12 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. Events BIFF Documentary Film: Sauti (Voice). 5:30 p.m. Longmont Senior Center, 910 Longs Peak Ave., Longmont. Conscious Dance. 8 p.m. Alchemy of Movement, 2436 30th St., Boulder. Eugene Buchanan: Comrades on the Colca. 7 p.m. Chautauqua Community House, 900 Baseline Road, Boulder. Open Mic. 6 p.m. Twisted Pine Brewing Company, 3201 Walnut St., Boulder. Shadowman. 4:30 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Matt Cox. 6:30 p.m. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont. National Western presents An Evening of Dancing Horses. 7 p.m. National Western Stock Show, 4655 Humboldt St., Denver. Nice Work Jazz Combo — with Heidi Schmidt. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder. Rabblefish. 10 p.m. Appaloosa Grill, 535 16th St., Suite 11, Denver. Reggae Night. 9 p.m. Boulder House, 1109 Walnut St., Boulder. Trivia in Longmont — with Quizmaster Entertainment. 6:30 p.m. Bootstrap Brewing Company, 142 Pratt St., Longmont. Unplugged Drop-In Acoustic Jam. 6 p.m. 300 Suns Brewing, 335 First Ave., Suite C, Longmont. Events Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver.

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Tom of Finland. 7 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

1st Annual Martin Luther King Day Talent Show. 6:30 p.m. Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder.

The Wonder of Winter Slide Program. 6 p.m. Meadows Branch Library, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder.

Black & Blu — Comedy/Variety Show. 7 p.m. Tennyson’s Tap, 4335 W. 38th Ave., Denver.

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Jessimae Peluso. 8 p.m. Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Denver.

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National Western Stock Show: An Evening of Dancing Horses. 7 p.m. National Western Complex, 4655 Humboldt St., Denver.

Ben Hammond. 6 p.m. Rayback Collective, 2775 Valmont Road, Boulder.

Shadowman. 7 p.m. Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder.

Desert Radio (Queens of the Stone Age Tribute). 8 p.m. Larimer Lounge, 2721 Larimer St., Denver.

Tap Dance Lessons. 7:15 p.m. Viriditas Studio, 4939 N. Broadway, Suite 65, Boulder.

Make-A-Movie Workshop: Claymation Vacation Day Camp. 8 a.m. Digistars Make-A-Movie Workshop (Mile Hi Youth Corp Office), 6740 W. Colfax Ave., Denver. Movement Mondays. 7 p.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder.

Irish Blessing Roll-Out Celebration. 5:30 p.m. Boulder Beer Co., 2880 Wilderness Place, Boulder.

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Dirty Work by Elliote Muir

leanor’s childhood was still standing at the corner of Maple and Eighth. It had always been, seemed like it always would be. When she pulled up in her Hertz rental car, the first thing she noticed — the thing that hit her like a brick wall — was the dullness of it all. It was still a nice house on a nice lot, but the paint was chipping away and wet leaves stuck themselves to the walkway. The disrepair, Eleanor supposed, had started when her mother had died, which, come to think of it, was the last time she’d been here. But now she was back. Her father was gone too and the task of sorting through ninety years of accumulated stuff had fallen to her. Eleanor got out of the car. Her childhood memories were all in vivid technicolor—memories of laughing, birthday cakes, Halloween candy, Christmas presents, and summer nights. The dullness continued inside, in the musty rooms and the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. Eleanor started in the dining room, yanking out items from the side table drawers, dinner invitations and Christmas cards. In the top right drawer, the one with the brass handle that always got stuck, were Eleanor’s father’s medals, staring up at her like long-lost faces. When she was little she’d pin them on her sweater and march around. When she was older, she’d ask her father how he’d gotten them. Her mother always silenced both of them with a glare. The look on her father’s face everytime it was brought up told Eleanor that it was about the war. It was the sole point of contention in her childhood. One day, when her mother was out, Eleanor tried again. “Daddy,” she said, “how’d you get those medals?” He looked at her in resignation and she knew she’d gotten him this time; that he would tell her. Eleanor’s father sighed. “During the war…” he said. “Someone had to do the dirty work.” Eleanor looked at the medals, remembered the pain in her father’s face when he told her and, with enough force to ensure the drawer wouldn’t catch, pushed it back in. Elliote Muir is a freshman at Boulder High School and a member of Boulder Writing Studio.

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film Just an old-fashioned love song

Inside marriage with ‘Phantom Thread’ by Michael J. Casey

our wife’s got that gorgeous glow that comes with your first marriage,” a party guest quips to the oblivious husband. Yes, his face says silently, she does. But is that all? Probably not, this is Phantom Thread, after all. It’s the latest film from writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson, and, yes, it’s about love and marriage, but that quote should tip you off: this isn’t your ordinary spin around the old oak tree. The wife is Alma (Vicky Krieps), a waitress from a remote country village, and the husband is Reynolds Woodcock (Daniel Day-Lewis reportedly in his final performance), an haute couture dressmaker living in post-war London, sometime between Powell & Pressburger’s The Small Back Room and Hitchcock’s Vertigo. As a designer, Woodcock is ostentatious, designing dresses for royalty and socialites with magnificent flair. As a man, he is reserved and severe, living a life of austere rigor with the only woman he trusts, his sister, Cyril (Lesley Manville). Into this life bounds Alma, whom Woodcock picks up because her figure is to his liking. At first, their relationship is between artist and muse, desirer and desired, but as time ticks on, who is which Daniel Day-Lewis, and which is who becomes more and more confused. reportedly in his final performance, Then the unthinkable happens, and with a most unexplays a couture pected outcome. “Sometimes he needs to slow down,” dressmaker who unexpectedly falls Alma says with a sly grin. in love. Few filmmakers are as American as Paul Thomas Anderson. His two best — The Master and There Will Be Blood — practically scream Americana with every shot, every cut, every needle drop. Phantom Thread doesn’t. It’s a quieter film, one that screams little and ponders more — more about love and romance, partnerships and relationships, and, quite possibly, collaboration. At its core, filmmaking is a collaborative art, one that requires all parties to move and sway to the same beat. Should one disrupt that movement, the whole damn thing comes screeching to a halt. Nothing and no one gets in Phantom Thread’s way. The performances are stellar, the camerawork magnificent, the mood remarkable and the music — composed by Jonny Greenwood and bolstered with some pieces from Debussy, Fauré and Schubert — is enchanting and almost constant. Along with the camera, Woodcock moves to the music, music that drowns out all of life’s little annoyances. Alma hears the music too, moving in time with Woodcock’s unheard rhymes. But then, she doesn’t. She stops the music cold and replaces it with a knife scraping the burnt end off her toast, with loud slurps from her cereal and with dramatic pours from a water pitcher. What fun she derives, reminding him how in his world she is. Yes, Phantom Thread is a romance and a complete one at that. It’s about marriage. It’s about the little things they do that irritate us, how they disrupt our routines and infuriate us, and how we simply cannot live without them. There is a moment in everyone’s “happily ever after” that involves riding hand-in-hand into the sunset. It also involves listening to them chew their toast. Love is both. Boulder Weekly

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lthough the savory pie has been around for a while, it’s mostly been relegated to the chicken pot variety in your local freezer section. But there is a renaissance of sorts occurring in Photos by staff the U.S., as food trucks and bake shops are experimenting with the dish, much to diners’ delight. The folks at Humble Pie offer a variety of savory pies, often introducing new flavors. While their take on the classic chicken pot pie is anything but boring, the mushroom trio pie drew our attention. The presentation is simple: a single sprig of rosemary adorns the pastry dough casing. But the perfectly flaky crust is filled with plump crimini, oyster and shiitake mushrooms in a cheesy cream sauce, to melt-in-your-mouth perfection. Their sweet pie offerings are just as eclectic and scrumptious. $6 a slice.

‘The Elegante’

Lechuga’s Italian Restaurant 3609 Tejon St., Denver, lechugasitalian.com

fter devouring a “meat tornado” — a burrito overstuffed with various meats — for the first time, Parks and Rec’s Ron Swanson leaned back and said, “It’s a whole new meat delivery system. Thank you, son.” We felt the same way after eating Lechuga’s smothered “meat cannoli.” Titled, incredibly, “The Elegante,” a spicy sausage is split, wrapped in pizza dough, topped with provolone, baked, then smothered in tomato sauce. It’s then topped, maybe superfluously, with shredded lettuce and mozzarella cheese. It truly is a new meat delivery system: not quite a stromboli, not quite a sandwich. But its appeal isn’t only in its novelty, the sausage is robustly spiced and tender, the red sauce is out of this world, and it’ll fill you up for the day for no money at all. $7.

Vegan Italian Cream Cookies

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im and Jake’s performs culinary miracles. The breads, cakes, cookies and pastries are tailored to those with dietary restrictions, but you’d hardly know it. The Italian cream cookies are a prime example. Made with gluten-free oat and brown rice flour, the texture is chewy and substantial. The flavor — born out of coconut, pecans, almond and vanilla — is unique and will keep you reaching for more. The thick and sweet cookies are also happen to be a perfect accompaniment to coffee. Try Kim and Jake’s other offerings (the sandwich bread is fantastic) by visiting the South Boulder shop or picking up its products at your local grocer. $7.

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Dustin Green, Sushi Zanmai chef, prepares a dish of vegetable tempura.

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hadn’t fried anything in years. I pan sauté ingredients all the time in olive oil, but that’s not the same. It has been drilled into my head over decades that boiling food in oil is dietary kryptonite, banished from the home of any true dieter. (When dining out I admit to being occasionally seduced by the allure of fried falafel, doughnuts and clams.) Over the holidays, my son and I visited H-Mart to pick up diverse vegetables to make vegetable tempura, something we order at Asian eateries but never attempt at home. I didn’t need to do any research. Deep-frying is like riding a bicycle. I knew how to do it after countless hours cooking tens of thousands of onion rings in Boulder restaurants. However, when you haven’t done it, deep frying seems complicated and dangerous. It turned out to be pretty easy and inexpensive. You buy a box of tempura mix — there are numerous brands — and combine it with water to make a batter. Cut extra-thin slices or strips of vegetables, coat all over in batter and drop into hot oil. Turn after two minutes and fry until it is done, which is determined by tastetesting.

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frying We considered grapeseed and peanut oils, but settled on a bottle of corn oil. We poured it in a very deep saucepan about an inch deep, which lessens the pain of splattering fat. You need a Goldilocks oil temperature — not so hot that it smokes and not so cool it doesn’t fry. We guessed by sprinkling water in the gradually

nibbles BY JOHN LEHNDORFF heating oil until it sizzled. Experts recommend about 375 degrees on a candy/frying thermometer. Fried vegetables — with or without batter — aren’t necessarily dietary demons. Proper frying adds a minimal amount of fat and preserves fresh vegetable flavors. You can also fry with good fats like coconut versus the undeniably tasty lard and tallow. Frying done wrong results in flaccid, oil-soaked substances. You remove items from the oil with a slot-

A novice adventure in making vegetable tempura (and tempura bacon, too) ted spoon and drain on paper towels before eating. We made a dip with soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, vinegar and sriracha. Most of our tempura got eaten standing up in the kitchen. We used the opportunity to try frying a slew of veggies and almost everything else edible within reach. Some ingredients fared better than others. Long purple Asian eggplant became exceptionally creamy inside when tempura fried. Eggplant does need to be carefully coated and fried as it is a natural sponge for oil. Strips of fennel bulb retained their crunch and hint of licorice flavor. Thin pieces of mildly onion-flavored leek — the bottom, not the tough leaves — were perfect. Tempuradipped bok choy leaves had a bright fresh flavor. Peeled slices of sweet yellow beet needed to sizzle in the oil twice as long to cook inside. The chips worked better simply fried like potato chips. For old time’s sake, I fried some yellow onion to make a quasi-onion ring. Yum. Potatoes were best without batter and fried twice: once for about two minutes, set aside, see NIBBLES Page 38

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and then fried to crispiness a second time. Because we had a vat of hot corn oil, the experiment expanded. Tempura hard boiled egg slices tasted exactly like egg croquettes my Mom used to make. Batter-fried pre-crisped bacon was wonderful, as was tempura salmon. For dessert there were fritter-like Granny Smith apple slices with fried walnut halves. In a separate pan, we tried frying tempura banana slices in a little leftover smoky bacon fat. It was a fine combo with bottled Indonesian peanut sauce. Don’t fry too many pieces of tempura at once. It will cool the oil too much to crisp them deliciously. Also, the oil can be strained and reused if you don’t scorch it. Adequate ventilation will prevent your smoke alarm from wailing. The ultimate wisdom I drew from this family exercise is that deep-frying is damn delicious, very messy and I’d do it again, especially for a gathering. Most dangerous news: Making doughnuts looks real easy now.

Local food news

The new Shine Restaurant and Potion Bar has opened at 2480 Canyon Blvd. ... Chef Alec Shuler’s Arugula Restaurant closes Jan. 13 after nine years in business. His next-door Tangerine will remain open, and a second Tangerine breakfast and lunch spot will start serving in February at 300 S. Public Road in Lafayette. ... After many years of limited activity, one of the first local Slow Food chap-

ters in the United States in Boulder is active again. Find out more at: slowfoodboulder.com. ... While Top Chef’s season in Colorado continues, look for the poutine burger and Korean BBQ sandwich at Longmont’s Samples World Bistro on this season of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the Food Network. ... If you love the hot giardiniera peppers served on Snarf ’s sandwiches they are available by the jar at Snarf ’s and at Snarfburger locations. ... Fungi curious? Denver’s GrowHaus hosts a popular Home Mushroom Growing from Start to Finish Workshop on Jan. 27. thegrowhaus. org. ... Finally, a Taco Bell Cantina has opened at 1155 13th St. because The Hill did not have enough Taco Tuesday options. Don’t use the drivethru window. This Taco Bell doesn’t have one. It also will not serve beer with those beef XXL Grilled Stuft Burritos as planned because it is open too late: 3 a.m.

Words to chew on

“The thing you gotta do is A) Stop counting calories! OK? B) Do not get on a scale! ‘Cause lean muscle weighs more than fat. All right? I cut out FAT! That’s all you gotta do. FAT! No cheese. That’s it, Lisa. Period. NO CHEESE. Skip the butter and skip the cheese and you will lose weight. I swear to God, Lisa.” —Courtney Love John Lehndorff is a former fry cook at Potter’s Restaurant. He hosts Radio Nibbles at 8:25 a.m. Thursdays on KGNU, 88.5 FM. Podcasts: news.kgnu. org/category/radio-nibbles. Boulder Weekly

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ach Nichols lives on the edge. He dumped his shares in a successful and popular microbrewery and used the money to open a funky, little one of his own. And the barrel-fermented, yeasty and weird wild ales he creates at Cellar West Artisan Ales in North Boulder exist on the periphery as much as his business decisions. But it’s life on the edge that has yielded stellar results for Nichols and Cellar West as it starts its second year in business: A Great American Beer Festival silver medal, accolades from national beer magazines, and a growing legion of patrons eager to consume the brewery’s premium, esteemed and niche beer. “I’m not bashful about the fact that we’ve sort of picked an avenue to explore pretty specifically,” Nichols says. “To be perfectly frank, it’s not a beer that is super hot right now. Saison, as sexy as I think that style is, it’s not super cool to the average consumer right now. However, there are enough people who find it to be really enjoyable that we do have a market for it.” Producing only about 100 barrels last year, the stakes are high for Nichols while brewing, and he laboriously tends to each barrel during the production process. The very nature of brewing wild ale (Nichols says he produces Saison-style farmhouse ales that aren’t quite sour, but are funky, and are certainly within the “wild ale” style) means things can go wrong seemingly without explanation. Four barrels get the same wort and the same yeast (a proprietary blend of 40 January 11 , 2018

Zach Nichols pours a sampling of wild ales at Cellar West Artisan Ales.

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Brettanomyces yeast), and three can turn out fine, while the fourth tastes like vinegar “or wet dog.” “It sucks to have six-grand in the bank account and you’re dumping $5,000 worth of beer,” Nichols says. And the beer kind of has to be good, Nichols says, because that’s what he’s invested all his time and

money into. “I tell people, ‘We’re literally behind a strip club and a homeless shelter, and because of that, we’re forced to make really quality beer. It’s not a fancy taproom, people come here for the beer and the conversation,” he says. The launch of Cellar West was entirely bootstrapped, and Nichols and his wife own 100 percent of the business. It’s the product of several bold choices Nichols made, which have brought him from drinking Keystone Light on Friday nights to producing artisan, renowned ales on Monday mornings. Nichols stocked shelves at a liquor store in downtown Madison, Wisconsin, during college, occasionally getting a chance to taste new styles from dented, returned and incomplete six-packs. It sparked curiosity, and Nichols began home-brewing, and soon upgraded his employment to a job at a brewpub outside Madison. His wife, a student at CU at the time, encouraged him to come to Boulder, and he did. Soon, he joined some friends at Boulder Beer who were talking about opening their own brewery. That idea turned into Sanitas Brewing, and Nichols worked in the brewhouse and used a background in graphic design to label cans and create the brewery’s iconic owl emblem. Soon, though, Nichols felt he was spending less time brewing and more time marketing. He’d learned a lot about brewing at Sanitas and had started to experiment with Brettanomyces and funkier styles at Boulder Weekly

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by Sarah Haas

Changing times

ith the New Year comes my anniversary with Weed Between the Lines. When I first started writing the column two years ago, I approached marijuana professionally, to write an op-ed that also covered the bizarre time in-between federal prohibition and state legalization. Exploring along these lines, it didn’t take long before my curiosity became more expansive and personal. I realized I needn’t look far for a big story and that the most momentous changes were happening on the most subtle and personal levels. It was as if legalization had spurred collective introspection, and my greatest opportunity was to cover the confrontation between what we thought we knew and what we had yet to learn. What we thought we knew was imposed on us by a federal government that told us that drugs were bad, not just physically, but morally. They told us drug users belonged in jail, that pushers should be locked up for life and that traffickers, especially in other countries, deserved to die. And so the country waged its war on drugs, no matter the cost, so long as it eradicated the evils of pot. And then suddenly, in 2012, there were finally enough people who collectively called bullshit on that narrative to legalize recreational marijuana use in two states. Now, with historical perspective, we can look back to those early days of recreational legalization in the Wild West and remark on the

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courage it took for citizens and states to legalize, despite the propaganda and without knowing what the federal response would be. It was a fragile moment. It still is. A rare instance of state rebellion against national and international law, and one that was, surprisingly, tolerated by the U.S. government, evidenced by the issuance of the “Cole Memo” in 2012. Which is not to over-glorify “tolerance,” a mere recognition of a difference in practice, nothing more and nothing less. Perhaps naively, I hoped for something more resolute. I remember watching, with no small degree of shame, as a representative for the U.S. stood at the podium at the U.N. Special Session on Drug Policy in New York in 2016 and said, well, nothing, insisting that federal prohibition remain while recognizing that its own states were breaking that very notion. It was an admission not just of hypocrisy, but of cowardice. When Nixon declared the war on drugs in 1971 it came with international repercussions, legitimizing U.S. military aid and intervention across the world. Marketed as a war, not only did criminalized prohibition endorse violence, but it gave permission to authoritarian regimes to kill and behead drug users, which continues even to this day. Simultaneously, prohibition prevented countries like Jamaica from allowing its citizens to use marijuana for religious purposes, halted meaningful medical and scientific research in countries like Israel and threatened severe sanctions against any nation, like Mexico, that considered legalization or decrimi-

nalization as an alternative policy. This past Thursday, Jan. 4, the nation was sent into confusion, shock and even uproar when Attorney General Jeff Sessions, long a vocal opponent of the legalization of marijuana, rescinded the Obama-era Cole Memo. Sessions explained the revocation in a statement saying, “It is the mission of the Department of Justice to enforce the laws of the United States, and the previous issuance of guidance (the Cole Memo) undermines the rule of law.” Yes, removing the Cole Memo casts some serious confusion over the already confusing landscape of legal marijuana. But, in some ways, rescinding the Memo is, at least, honest in that it recognizes what’s actually on the books. Nice as it was to have the reassurance of the Department of Justice to stay out of the way, it was only a promise, which is to say it was not meaningful change. There is the adage that a crisis is also an opportunity and in this case, it’s a multifaceted one. The recension of the Cole Memo is a chance to demand meaningful change in U.S. law; to hold our nation accountable to damaging fallacies; to insist, as a citizenry, that our government recognize and uphold our votes, the bedrock of our democracy; as individuals, to enact the freedom to define morality for ourselves, and as individuals, to be courageous enough to think independently and be openly honest about our conclusions, even as they shift and evolve. After two years of writing this column I admit that cannabis has changed me, not just politically but personally. The plant has helped me see the world in a new way and has allowed me to confront deeply held prejudices so as to overcome them. With this, my last column for Weed Between the Lines, I leave with a deep sense of appreciation for what cannabis has taught me, that our greatest power as a human species lies in our individual capacity for humility and empathy. There is strength in yielding to the motion in a fall.

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Sessions turns Cole Memo into coleslaw

ttorney General Jeff hold up confirmation of all Justice Sessions turned the Cole Department appointees requiring Memorandum into legal Senate approval until Sessions coleslaw last week, causreversed course. ing a lot of people to Gardner had good reason to be wonder if the action might blow up in steamed; Sessions had lied to him: his face. “Before I voted to confirm Attorney A week later, signs of this hapGeneral Sessions, he assured me that pening are promising. marijuana would not be a priority for The “Cole Memo” was authored by this Administration,” he said. “Today’s then Deputy Attorney General James action directly contradicts what I was Cole in 2013 and sent to Wikimedia Commons/Stanisani all 93 U.S. Attorneys. It said, in so many words, don’t enforce federal laws against marijuana in states that have legalized it, provided they do things like prevent drugged driving, sale of pot to minors, smuggling of locally produced pot into states where it’s illegal, and so on. And with that, recreational and/or medical marijuana legalization has gone forward in 29 states and the District of Columbia without provoking a confrontation with the Federal government, where 80 years of reefer madness is told... In 2016, President Trump said encrusted like arterial plaque in the marijuana legalization should be left up U.S. Code. to the states and I agree,” he added. What Sessions did was rescind the Alaska Republican Senator Lisa Cole Memo and tell the U.S. Murkowski called Sessions’ action Attorneys to use their discretion in “disruptive to state regulatory regimes prosecuting marijuana cases. and regrettable.” Pushback was swift and fierce — Kentucky Republican Senator starting with Colorado Republican Rand Paul said, “The federal governSenator Cory Gardner, who went bal- ment has better things to focus on.” listic on the Senate floor and vowed to Florida Republican Representative

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Matt Gaetz, described by the website Drug War Chronicle as “a leading Trump ally,” called Sessions’ decision “heartless and cold.” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi also chimed in: “Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ decision bulldozes over the will of the American people and insults the democratic process under which majorities of voters in California and in states across the nation supported decriminalization at the ballot box,” she said. “Yet again, Republicans expose their utter hypocrisy in paying lip service to states’ rights while trampling over laws they personally dislike.” Boulder Democratic Representative and gubernatorial candidate Jared Polis, a founding member of the Congressional Cannabis Caucus, said, “The Trump Administration needs to back off and allow marijuana to be treated like alcohol under the law... ” The Politico website/magazine published a long piece speculating on whether Sessions’ decision improved the odds of Congress acting to legalize marijuana. Et cetera. What should we make of all this?

First, all the righteous rhetoric is just that — rhetoric — unless Congress chooses to act. There are bills already introduced in Congress to remove marijuana from the Controlled Substances Act and treat it like alcohol or, failing that, to exempt it from federal prohibitions in states that have legalized it. Gardner, Murkowski, Pelosi, et al. should get behind them or introduce their own. Second, if there was any lingering doubt that Democrats would make marijuana an issue in the 2018 election, Sessions has ended it. The Democrats’ biggest challenge in 2018 will be turning out Democratleaning lazy voters, the two largest groups of which are the young (ages 18-30) and blacks. Both groups are overwhelmingly in favor of legalizing marijuana (more than 70 percent in some polls). They are also the groups most likely to be targeted in a renewed drug war. Sessions just gave them a reason to vote. The more interesting question is what Trump will do with this issue. Maybe this: Trump has his first State of the Union speech coming up. It would be a fine forum in which to ask Congress to pass some sort of legislation giving the states final say on marijuana legalization, which he said he favored during the campaign. Trump has been pretty assiduous about keeping his campaign promises. Keeping his pot promise might also help pull his job approval rating out of the toilet — and help keep the Republican Party from going over a cliff in 2018.

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ARIES

MARCH 21-APRIL 19: I’m happy to inform you that life is

giving you permission to be extra demanding in the coming weeks — as long as you’re not petty, brusque or unreasonable. Here are a few examples that will pass the test: “I demand that you join me in getting drunk on the truth;” “I demand to receive rewards commensurate with my contributions;” “I demand that we collaborate to outsmart and escape the karmic conundrums

we’ve gotten ourselves mixed up in.” On the other hand, Aries, ultimatums like these are not admissible: “I demand treasure and tribute, you fools;” “I demand the right to cheat in order to get my way;” “I demand that the river flow backwards.”

TAURUS

APRIL 20-MAY 20: Are you familiar with the phrase “Open Sesame”? In the old folk tale, “Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves,” it’s a magical command that the hero uses to open a blocked cave where treasure is hidden. I invite you to try it out. It just may work to give you entrance to an off-limits or previously inaccessible place where you want and need to go. At the very least, speaking those words will put you in a playful, experimental frame of mind as you contemplate the strategies you could use to gain entrance. And that alone may provide just the leverage you need.

GEMINI

MAY 21-JUNE 20: While thumping around the Internet,

I came across pointed counsel from an anonymous source. “Don’t enter into a long-term connection with someone until you’ve seen them stuck in traffic,” it declared. “Don’t get too

deeply involved with them until you’ve witnessed them drunk, waiting for food in a restaurant for entirely too long, or searching for their phone or car keys in a panic. Before you say yes to a deeper bond, make sure you see them angry, stressed or scared.” I recommend that you take this advice in the coming weeks. It’ll be a good time to deepen your commitment to people who express their challenging emotions in non-abusive, non-psychotic ways.

CANCER

JUNE 21-JULY 22: My high school history teacher

Marjorie Margolies is now Chelsea Clinton’s mother-in law. She shares two grandchildren with Hillary Clinton. Is that something I should brag about? Does it add to my cachet or my happiness? Will it influence you to love me more? No, nah and nope. In the big scheme of things, it’s mildly interesting but utterly irrelevant. The coming weeks will be a good time for Cancerians like you and me to renounce any desire we might have to capitalize on fake ego points like this. We Crabs should be honing our identity and self-image so they’re free of superficial measures of worth. What’s authentically valuable about you?

LEO

JULY 23-AUG. 22: If I were your mentor or your guide, I’d declare this the Leo Makeover Season. First I’d hire a masseuse or masseur to knead you firmly and tenderly. I’d send you to the nutritionist, stylist, dream interpreter, trainer and life coach. I’d brainstorm with the people who know you best to come up with suggestions for how to help free you from your illusions and infuse your daily rhythm with twenty percent more happiness. I’d try to talk you out of continuing your association with anyone or anything that’s no damn good for you. In conclusion, I’d be thorough as I worked to get you unlocked, debugged and retooled.

VIRGO

AUG. 23-SEPT. 22: “It takes an extraordinary person to

carry themselves as if they do not live in hell,” says writer D. Bunyavong. In accordance with the astrological omens, I nominate you Virgos to fit that description in the coming weeks. You are, in my estimation, as far away from hell as you’ve been in a long time. If anyone can seduce, coax or compel heaven to come all the way down to earth for a while, it’s you. Here’s a good way to get the party started: Gaze into the mirror until you spy the eternal part of yourself.

LIBRA

SEPT. 23-OCT. 22: In accordance with the astrological

omens, I encourage you to move the furniture around. If you feel inspired, you might even want to move some of that old stuff right out the door and haul it to the dump or the thrift store. Hopefully, this will get you in the mood to launch a sweeping purge of anything else that lowers the morale and élan around the house: dusty mementoes, unflattering mirrors, threadbare rugs, chipped dishes and numbing symbols. The time is ripe, my dear homies, to free your home of deadweight.

SCORPIO

OCT. 23-NOV. 21: When he was 16 years old and living in

New York, Ralph Lifshitz changed his name to Ralph Lauren. That was probably an important factor in his success. Would he have eventually become a famous fashion designer worth $5.8 billion dollars if he had retained a name with “shitz” in it? The rebranding made it easier for clients and customers to take him seriously. With Ralph’s foresight as your inspiration, Scorpio, consider making a change in yourself that will enhance your ability to get what you want.

SAGITTARIUS

NOV. 22-DEC. 21: In 1956, the prolific Spanish poet Juan

Ramón Jiménez was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. The award committee praised his “high spirit and artistic purity.” The honor was based on his last thirteen books, however, and not on his first two. Waterlilies and Souls of Violet were works he wrote while young and still ripening. As he aged, he grew so embarrassed by their sentimentality that he ultimately tried to track down and eradicate every copy. I bring this to your attention, Sagittarius, because I think it’s a favorable time for you to purge or renounce or atone for anything from your past that you no longer want to be defined by.

CAPRICORN

DEC. 22-JAN. 19: Three centuries ago, Capricorn genius Isaac

Newton formulated principles that have ever since been fundamental to scientists’ understanding of the physical universe. He was also a pioneer in mathematics, optics and astronomy. And yet he also expended huge amounts of time and energy on the fruitless attempt to employ alchemy to transform base metals into solid gold. Those efforts may have been interesting to him, but they yielded no lasting benefits. You Capricorns face a comparable split. In 2018, you could bless us with extraordinary gifts or else you could get consumed in projects that aren’t the most productive use of your energy. The coming weeks may be crucial in determining which way you’ll go.

AQUARIUS

JAN. 20-FEB. 18: A rite of passage lies ahead. It could and

should usher you into a more soulful way of living. I’m pleased to report that this transition won’t require you to endure torment, confusion or passive-aggressive manipulation. In fact, I suspect it could turn out to be among the most graceful ordeals you’ve ever experienced — and a prototype for the type of breakthrough that I hope will become standard in the months and years to come. Imagine being able to learn valuable lessons and make crucial transitions without the prod of woe and gloom. Imagine being able to say, as musician P.J. Harvey said about herself, “When I’m contented, I’m more open to receiving inspiration. I’m most creative when I feel safe and happy.”

PISCES

FEB. 19-MARCH 20: The Kalevala is a 19th-century book

of poetry that conveys the important mythology and folklore of the Finnish people. It was a wellspring of inspiration for English writer J. R. R. Tolkien as he composed his epic fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. To enhance his ability to steal ideas from The Kalevala, Tolkien even studied the Finnish language. He said it was like “entering a complete wine-cellar filled with bottles of an amazing wine of a kind and flavor never tasted before.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces, in 2018 you will have the potential of discovering a source that’s as rich for you as Finnish and The Kalevala were for Tolkien.

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Dear Dan: Someone at work — not my boss — asked me to fuck his wife. He’s a nice guy, his wife is hot, and I’m single. This is a first for me. Besides STI status, what questions should I ask? — Help Interested Straight Boy Understand Lust’s Limitations Dear: HISBULL; 1. “Are you a cuckold or is this a hotwife thing?” (Considering your sign-off, HISBULL, either you’ve assumed he’s a cuckold or he’s told you he is one. If he is a cuck, he may want dirty texts and pictures — or he’ll want to be in the room where it happens. Is that okay with you?) 2. “Have you done this before?” (The reality of another person sleeping with your up-to-now-monogamous spouse can dredge up intense emotions, e.g., jealousy, sadness, anger, rage. If they’ve done this before and enjoyed it, you can jump right in. If they haven’t, maybe start with a make-out session at a time or in a place where you can’t progress to sex.) 3. “Can I speak directly with your wife?” (You’ll want to make sure she isn’t doing this under duress and that she’s into you, and you’ll want to independently verify the things he’s told you about their arrangement, health, experiences, etc.)

I’m with Dr. Gunter (and, no doubt, PETA): Don’t stuff earthworms in your girlfriend’s vagina. That said, WORMS, tucking a few earthworms into a female condom and carefully inserting it into your girlfriend’s vagina without shoving your cock in there too… is a thoroughly disgusting thing to contemplate and

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not sure what earthworm innards could do to the vagina, but I am guessing the worms would get squished and meet an untimely demise during sex. How would you get the pieces of dead earthworm out of her vagina? I can think of a lot of ways this could go very wrong. I would advise against it.”

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Dear WORMS: “I thought I had heard everything,” said Dr. Jen Gunter, an ob-gyn in San Francisco. “Apparently not.” Dr. Gunter, “Twitter’s resident gynecologist,” first went viral when she urged women not to put jade eggs in their vaginas, just one of the many idiocies pushed by the idiots at Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s idiotic “lifestyle” website. Last week, Dr. Gunter had to urge women and men not to shoot coffee up their butts, also recommended by Goop. So I thought she might have something to say about stuffing earthworms in your girlfriend’s vagina. “This is obviously unstudied,” Dr. Gunter said, “but anything that lives in soil could easily inoculate the vagina with pathogenic bacteria. Also, I am

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Love

FEA

Dear Dan: I recently started seeing a gorgeous 24-year-old woman who’s smart and sweet and also happens to have a few out-there fetishes. There’s not much I’ll say no to, Dan, but one of the things she’s into is formicophilia (a sexual interest in being crawled on or nibbled by insects). I offered to get some ants and worms to crawl on her body while I fuck her, but she wants me to put earthworms in her vagina. Is there a safe way to do this? Female condom? I want to help, but putting worms in your vagina seems like it will end with an embarrassing trip to the ER. — Worries Over Really Messy Scenario

SAVAGE

blech. But while it would most likely kill the earthworms (maybe switch ’em out for gummy worms at the last second?), it probably wouldn’t damage your girlfriend or land you both in the ER. Even so, WORMS, don’t do it. Because blech. Read Dr. Gunter’s blog (drjengunter.wordpress.com), follow her on Twitter (@DrJenGunter), and check out her new column in the New York Times (“The Cycle”). Send questions to mail@savagelove.net, follow @fakedansavage on Twitter and visit ITMFA.org.

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