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Grandkids are our children’s way of saying thank you By Kevin VanGundy
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n 1978, Congress passed legislation making the first Sunday after Labor Day National Grandparents’ Day. (No doubt this was done after some heavy lobbying efforts from Hallmark.) Now, as a grandfather to three, I am less the skeptic and more the celebrant. YAY! GRANDKIDS!
Even the president has thanked me President Obama has recently gotten in on the act by saying that Grandparents’ Day is to “honor those who have helped shape the character of our nation, and thank these role models for their immeasurable acts of love, care and understanding.” All of the grandparents that I’ve talked to love their grandkids, but their favorite part is being able to return them to the loving arms of their parents.
Except when they can’t According to a 2013 report by Generations United, 2.7 million grandparents have become the “parent de facto” for some 7.8 million grandchildren. Why? Though there are many reasons for missing parents, the biggest reasons are substance abuse and/or prison. Alarmingly 21 percent of these grand families live in poverty. So the next time we’re out and about let’s buy an extra bag of groceries, drop
‘em by and give the grandparents a hug. Perhaps we could offer to take their grandkids to the movies with our grandkids. Or pick up some extra school supplies, or offer to pay for their piano classes.
Come enjoy Montrose-Delta BeaconFest—September 17 We’re having a party and you’re invited. The fifth annual Montrose-Delta BeaconFest Senior Fair will be held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. on Thursday, September 17 at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Drive. This year’s Montrose-Delta BeaconFest features an exciting lineup of live entertainment, free food, informative seminars and booths sponsored by over 50 senior-related businesses. For more information or to get a booth, call 243-8829.
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ACTIVITIES YOU AND YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL LOVE There are many activities in the area that are enjoyable for people of all ages. So grab your grandchildren for a day and spend some quality time together attending some of these activities and attractions. Many are free or low cost.
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Why would I want to be a grandmother? By Laverne Bardy
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or years I smiled, tolerantly, as friends rambled on about their grandchildren. I bit my lower lip and endured endless reports on their intelligence, creativity, reactions to Barney and potty training. I couldn’t relate. I didn’t have grandchildren and that was fine. My life was full. I didn’t need grandchildren to feel complete. I wasn’t interested in changing diapers or comforting cries in the middle of the night. I was past the age of mashing ripe bananas, wiping tiny fingerprints from mirrors and aspirating noses. And I certainly had better things to do than knit a layette. Then she came into the world. Shari Lynne was a tiny, velvety pink package, swaddled in a soft white receiving blanket. I could hardly catch my breath. I had given birth to three children, but the wonder of it all seemed even more extraordinary than it had back then. All I could think was that my baby had had a baby. My son, my flesh and blood, had joined with his wife to create a miracle, and I, in some unobtrusive way, was an important and necessary component. My heart had never known such fullness. I had a baby to play with and hopefully I would be a positive role model. I wandered gleefully through infant and toy departments purchasing baby things. I held innocent people captive and showed them baby pictures. The depth of my love grew in proportion to Shari’s response to me. And before long, I had fallen madly in love with a pint-sized person with her very own mind and personality. Soon Shari was old enough to join me on outings to pet shops, parks and bookstores. She sat in a high chair in a Chinese restaurant and smiled as she dipped crispy “nu-nuz” into duck sauce and ate wontons with her fingers. She held my finger tightly as we walked
through malls and ate ice cream. A second grandchild came along; a beautiful boy. And son number two bestowed upon me the privilege of being present during his wife’s agonizing labor as he wiped her brow and cried. I was honored to be invited into the hospital nursery moments after Dylon James’ entrance into the world. The nurse placed him gently on his back under warm lights and his tiny arms thrashed helplessly as she performed necessary but invasive procedures on his defenseless tiny body. I winced and imagined what he must be feeling after the trauma of being pulled from the warmth and security of the womb and placed on a hard surface, vulnerable and robbed of protection, certainty and dignity. As a toddler Dylon stayed with me for several days while his parents took a much-deserved vacation. We threw a ball, and pushed toy trucks along the floor. We went down sliding boards, sat on swings, built sand castles and crawled through makeshift tunnels. We made circles on the ceiling with flashlights in a pitch-dark room, and played hide and seek behind the armchair, under the bed, and in the closet. I reread stories so often I have them memorized. I removed my coffee table from my living room to make more space for toys and for play. After he’d been bathed and tucked into bed, I looked around at the clutter. Being a neat freak by nature, my
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instinctive reaction was one of emotional discomfort. Suddenly, a change of thinking put everything into perspective. Dylon did not care that Mema’s house was messy. He wouldn’t even remember it. Nor would he someday thank her for her great housekeeping skills. More than likely he would only recall warm feelings of our time together. For a moment my heart ached. I wished I’d had such insight when my children were growing up. Back then I thought that being a good wife and mother meant doing everything perfectly: daily dusting and vacuuming, cooking gourmet meals, polishing white Striderite baby shoes, combing neat parts and Shirley Temple curls, ironing fresh creases in toddler overalls—all things I now realize were of no real importance. My third grandchild arrived. Now Steven Wayne just lies in his crib, or sits propped up in his car seat looking like a bobble-head doll and Humpty Dumpty rolled into one. Compliant, affable, trusting and helpless, he is totally at the mercy of those who love him and knock themselves out to meet his needs. And all they ask for in return is a smile and an occasional burp. I concerned myself over whether I had enough love left to give this precious bundle. Then he looked into my eyes and grinned from ear to ear, and my concerns vanished. I like to think that grandchildren are our children’s way of thanking us. ■
TOP: The author’s lovely grandchildren, Shari and Dylon, when they were little. RIGHT: The author, Laverne Bardy, right, with Dylon all grown up.
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Cover Photo: Brenda Sorden, left, and Cassie Sandaker, right, take Brenda’s grandchildren, Destyn and Colt, on a horseback ride. The horse’s names are Sugar Baby, left, and Big Jess, right.
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ome fall downtown Montrose explodes with art—public art—as PAX celebrates 10 years of bringing outstanding sculptures to town for members of the public to appreciate and enjoy. PAX stands for the Public Art Experience, a committee that partners with the City of Montrose, Downtown Development Authority, and local businesses, to acquire artwork and display it in the community. “PAX promotes art and culture in the Montrose area,” PAX Board President Jill Myers said. “Through the efforts of PAX and our generous donors, we have been able to purchase many wonderful sculptures to give to the City for their permanent collection.” That collection is valued at over $51,000. In addition, several pieces still on display, including “Ol’ Rusty,” the horse seen at the Montrose Visitor’s Center, are valued at over $12,000. “Ol’ Rusty” is the winner of the People’s Choice Award for 2013-14. New in 2014, “Extreme Artifact,” “Three Rooms,” and “Talvez Manana” are valued at nearly $18,000.
New this year is “Joy” by Ella Marolf, which will have a home in the Montrose Botanic Gardens. “The volunteers of PAX believe strongly that a visually pleasing downtown will engage people and cause them to linger and shop in the downtown businesses,” Myers said. “We believe that public art is an important piece to the puzzle in creating a viable downtown experience.” Myers said the PAX program benefits all who spend time in Montrose, independent of age, economic status or even language. The art enhances the look and feel of the community. “Our outdoor sculpture program enhances the public spaces and economic climate of our community,” she said. Montrose Downtown Development Authority Executive Director Lance Michaels said he loves the ambiance the artwork brings to the downtown area. “Public art is one of the great additions to Montrose downtown,” he said. Missy Siders, a member of Creative Corner Artisan Co-op on Main Street, admires the variety of artwork that PAX brings to the community. “I love the PAX sculptures, and that they move them around, so sometimes one will surprise you because you saw it somewhere else last month,” she said. PAX also allows local youth to discover sculpture on the streets, and artwork in local galleries through tours. “We give sculpture and gallery tours to our youth,” Myers said. “We are always energized by the excitement these young people have.” All pieces not in the permanent collection are for sale during the display “Joy” by Ella Marolf was purchased by Bob and Pat Brown and donated to the Montrose permanent sculpture exhibit.
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“Ol’ Rusty” by Prospect Steel, Inc., won the 2013-2014 People’s Choice Award. Photo by Carol McDermott. period. “All works of sculpture on loan through PAX are offered for sale to the public,” Myers said. People interested in a sculpture purchase should contact PAX via the City of Montrose at 240-1420. The PAX mission is to create a more visually pleasing environment and expand the opportunities for residents and visitors to experience quality works of art by facilitating the acquisition, display and development of such works of art in public places. Donations may be made to PAX by writing a check to the Montrose Community Foundation for the PAX fund, and mailing it to Public Art
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Artifact fact: Stagecoach By Joyce Kenner
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tagecoach passengers of the frontier west told many stories of their uncomfortable journeys. The difficulties were many, including bumpy travel in extreme heat or cold. Still they came west, willing to trade difficult travel for adventure and opportunity. Tucked away at the Montrose County Historical Museum is a gem from that era, a stagecoach that hauled passengers over the rocky miles of the Circle Route Stage Line in the 1800s. The sturdy old coach has had a long history and, judging from it’s past, that story isn’t over yet. The Circle Route Stage Line ferried passengers and their belongings to mountain towns as far south as Durango. An important connection was the Silverton Railroad, where coaches could take passengers to further mining settlements. Eventually, the need for travel lessened and just before the end of the 1800s the stage line was discontinued. Our stagecoach was acquired by
Montrose County and stored at the fairground. For nearly half a century the coach was a popular parade entry, often pulled by a striking team of white horses. Over the years its condition deteriorated until an opportunity surfaced for this mining era survivor to earn the cost of its own restoration. In the late 1950s, the movie “Tribute to a Bad Man” was slated to be filmed on Miller Mesa. A lease agreement was made with MGM and the coach was off to the repair shop for its new life as a movie star. From white oak roof bows to complete upholstery involving the hides of half a dozen cattle, this mountain road warrior slowly came back to life. The coach was placed in the care of the Montrose County Historical Society and was used again in “How the West Was Won.” To see the stagecoach and other artifacts, visit the Montrose County Historical Museum at 21 N. Rio Grande Ave. ■
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offspring. These two basic charts keep your family information organized. You’ll have other information, of course, such as anecdotes, pictures, copies of documents, etc. One way to keep these organized is using three-ring binders with pockets. It’s also helpful to keep a list of documents you have and of places you’ve researched, so you don’t duplicate your efforts. You only need one copy of a census record but some of us end up with many because we forgot we had it when we were searching the Internet. Charts are available for free on the Internet. Search for “free genealogy charts” and you’ll receive many varieties. If you have a genealogy computer program it will generally have these charts included. The volunteers at the Montrose Genealogy Center can recommend computer programs, show you how to fill out forms, advise you and answer all sorts of questions. Don’t miss next month’s article on how to properly record place names and dates.
The Montrose Genealogy Center, 700 E. Main Street, is open from 1 pm-4 pm Tuesday-Thursday, and 9 am-12:30 pm the first and third Saturdays of the month. For details, call 240-1755. ■
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ASK THE OLD BAG Advice Column for the Over 50 Crowd By Gayle Lagman-Creswick Dear Old Bag: I have come to think that communication is the most difficult, yet one of the most important things there is. I am speaking specifically of doctors’ offices. Both my friend and I are fed up with office staff saying they will call you back and then they don’t, or they call you with results and they have no idea what they are reporting so you ask them a question about it and they don’t know the answer. My friend said they called her to set up a bone density test when she just had one. I realize they have to protect their busy doctors, but this is getting out of hand. Not to mention that lots of them speak so fast you can’t tell what they’re saying. Signed, Fed Up Dear Fed Up: Communication is very important in all relationships. I agree that communication has been eroded to the point of frustration for a lot of us. But we also need to communicate with our doctors about our feelings about the problems with staff. Things do not get better unless you let them know. Sometimes you have to change doctors. I changed my cardiologist because the communication in the office was so bad that I could never get hold of the doctor. I really liked the doctor, but what good is he if you cannot reach him? Please let your doctor know. Good luck. OB
Dear Old Bag: I am a decent guy, however, I do not see anything wrong with meeting with a decent woman and having a sexual relationship for enjoyment, with no strings attached. My sister said I am a “dirty old man.” What do you think? Signed, Fun Lover
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Dear Old Bag: I want you to say something about depression in the over 50 crowd. My friend committed suicide, and neither our friends nor myself realized that she was depressed over growing old. She left a letter saying that she saw nothing but loneliness and illness in the future, and she chose not to live it. She had just retired at age 66. Thank you. Signed, Shocked
Dear Shocked: Depression is more common than people realize. Some of the symptoms to look for are puzzling, too: sleeping too much or being unable to sleep, eating too much or not eating, isolating oneself or being constantly on the go, talking too much or not wanting to talk to anyone. You see? It’s difficult to pinpoint sometimes, and to top it off, depressed people often do not know they are depressed. Some people go from doctor to doctor thinking they have a disease because they are tired and have no energy. Hopefully the doctor will check them out for medical ailments, and if they find nothing, they will talk about depression and how it can manifest itself. By the way, depression crosses all walks of life, both sexes and all ages, although it’s common in the elderly. The best advice I can give you, readers, is that if you know someone who might be depressed, get them to go see their primary doctor. OB
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I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs, Huggies and Pampers, while undergarments for old people are called Depends. Well here’s the lowdown: When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ‘em, Hug ‘em and Pamper ‘em. When old people crap their pants,
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A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry, Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.”
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Harry, feeling anguished and betrayed, grabbed his gun and stormed toward his neighbor’s house.
My brother and his wife have a wedding anniversary coming up, so I went to a nearby convenience store to pick out an appropriate card from their large selection. One card in the anniversary section had no words on the front, but a picture of sunrays shining
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I want to be a bear Submitted by Shirley Nolan
In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear.
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see an urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a sumo wrestler. I gave her my name and in a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “Yes, I have your name here. You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?” All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied, “No, I’ve come to inquire about a sex change operation but I don’t want the same doctor that did yours.” The room erupted in applause.
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch. They all chat for a while. He then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.” “That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?” asks the son. “I don’t like her.”
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EXPLORING NEW MEXICO
the land of enchantment
By Melanie Wiseman isiting our neighboring state of New Mexico sounded intriguing when my sister, Jenny, and I were looking for a place to share a week with our husbands. Known as “The Land of Enchantment,” New Mexico lived up to its name, ensuing a magical feeling of great pleasure and delight, as we experienced Native American and western history, science, culture, national forests, sand dunes, deserts and caverns.
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SEPTEMB spirituality, Indian history, cattle rustlers, ranchers, celebrity retreat and artistic inspiration, Ghost Ranch is located on Highway 84 near Abiquiu one and a half hours northwest of Santa Fe. Georgia O’Keefe visited annually from 1929 to 1949 before making Ghost Ranch her permanent home until her death in 1986.
Today it’s a destination retreat center for workshop such as pottery, creative writing, fitness and wellness, astronomy, painting and photography. We enjoyed a free guided tour, which included exciting stories of yesteryears.
Road trip Our memorable trip began as we headed south toward Red Mountain Pass with my husband Dan and brother-in-law Tom towing our trailer, and Jenny and I following in the car. All four of us were ready for our eight-day adventure. “When you fly, you miss the beauty, the people and the interesting places in between,” Jenny said. “Sometimes you think you have to travel far and wide to see the wonders of God’s creations, when you can see it right next door.” A road trip allowed us to stop in small towns for ice cream, drive the roads less traveled, witness divine landscapes up close, and use all of our senses to enhance our experience.
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Ghost Ranch Known for its stunning beauty and
Bandelier National Monument A hidden gem, Bandelier National Monument is rich in culture and history. You can enjoy easy hikes and learn about the fascinating lives of the Pueblo people who lived there beginning in the mid 1200s. Their homes were individual cave-type dwellings in unique canyon walls and villages, some exceeding 600 rooms. Spending the
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night at the Juniper campground was outstanding. “The stars at night were glorious,” Tom said.
Los Alamos Los Alamos is best known for the secret aggregation of the best nuclear scientists from across the country and the Manhattan Project from 19421945. Science, art and nature converge on the four scenic mesas Los Alamos is built on. The Bradbury Science Museum is free and open daily, providing a window into Los Alamos National Laboratory, its history, mission and research happening today.
Jemez Mountain National Scenic Byway Rising up to the east of Los Alamos is the Santa Fe National Forest and the Jemez (Hay-mez) Mountain National Scenic Byway. Valles Caldera National Preserve, just 18 miles into the drive, protects what was once an 89,000acre ranch nestled inside a volcanic caldera. It hosts the second largest elk population in the state. It also sports many other wildlife species, fishing, hiking, bicycling, horseback riding, cross-country skiing and snowshoeing. Enjoy hiking the East Jemez Trail to Jemez Falls, the Soda Dam where water from underground hot springs has flowed for centuries, and soaking your feet at Fenton Lake State Park.
Santa Fe Santa Fe is the epicenter of New Mexico’s history, culture and art. It would be easy to spend days or weeks at this single location exploring its hundreds of museums and galleries. I recommend visiting Central Plaza, Georgia O’Keefe Museum, Loretta Chapel and St. Francis Cathedral, the Governor’s Palace, the International Folk Art
Museum and the galleries on Canyon Road. Don’t leave town before dining at Tomasitas off the beaten path.
The Turquoise Trail Traveling south out of Santa Fe we traveled scenic Highway 14—the Turquoise Trail. A nice change of pace from traffic and tourists, this route led us through a unique oasis with attitude. Coming out of nowhere, the small art community of Madrid has a lively carnival personality and gave us a refreshing break. Be sure and stop at Maggie’s, a diner known for scenes from “Wild Hogs,” starring Tim Allen and John Travolta.
Ruidoso On the way to Ruidoso, blink and you might miss San Antonio at the intersection of I-25 and 380. We ate at the Owl Bar & Cafe and had their famous green chili burgers. Yum! Blanketing the mountains surrounding Ruidoso is the gorgeous Lincoln National Forest. We took advantage of spending two nights in this ponderosa wonderland. After a creekside hike, it was off to the races. Ruidoso Downs hosts quarter-horse racing Friday through Monday at 1 p.m.
White Sands National Monument White Sands National Monument appears to be a mirage rising up from the flat, stark southern New Mexico desert. Our child-like spirits emerged as we rented saucer sleds to glide down the pure white dunes. The powdery gypsum sand felt luxurious as we hiked barefoot. Be sure to go early in the day because it can get hot.
Carlsbad Caverns I have been in many caves around the U.S., but never in “the mother of all caves”— Carlsbad Caverns. Turning every corner brought sights more spectacular than the last. I can’t remember ever saying “Wow!” so many times in my life. Ninety percent of the caverns can be explored on a free self-guided tour, which takes approximately a little over three hours. To see the other 10 percent, guided tours of a more challenging nature are offered. Tight squeezes on the guided tours may keep those prone to claustrophobia at bay. Bats top my list of icky, scary creatures, followed by snakes. Knowing that 300,000400,000 Mexican freetailed bats make Carlsbad Caverns their seasonal home did not rest easy with me, especially since we were “lucky” enough to be there during their on-season. During the day, the bats crowd together on the ceiling of Bat Cave, where no tour ventures. As the sun sets, however, they make a dramatic display, exiting the natural entrance to feed, and silhouetting against the night sky like a swift- moving cloud. An entertaining ranger leads a talk prior to the bats emerging, dispelling myths associated with bats and promoting their benefits. Sorry, Miss Ranger, but I’m still not a fan.
Home Again We parted ways at Carlsbad, with Jenny and Tom heading back to Wisconsin via historic Route 66. Dan and I enjoyed stops at Rio Grande del Norte National Monument north of Taos, and Great Sand Dunes National Park near Alamosa as we completed the loop back to Grand Junction. It’s always good to sleep in your own bed again after being on the road, but I wouldn’t trade the new memories we created while experiencing New Mexico for anything. ■
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Prepare for fall planting and fertilizing
Garden Smarts, By Kathy Kimbrough Q. How do I get started incorpo-
rating companion planting in my vegetable garden and landscape next year? Companion planting can mean different things. It can mean combining plants that mutually benefit each other by balancing the pests and predators, visually improving the landscape, or increasing yields in a vegetable garden. For example, marigolds planted in the vegetable garden wards off insect pests. A three sisters garden is where the corn becomes a trellis for beans, the beans provide nitrogen for the corn and the squash’s large leaves are used to shade out weeds. In the landscape, planting a ground cover under trees and shrubs conserves water, restricts weed growth and shades roots. While there is no scientific evidence to support many of the plant associations,
there are still many benefits to these combinations. Research different ways to use companion planting to your advantage. Keep good records and a close eye on what works and what doesn’t.
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to my lawn, landscape trees and shrubs? Fertilizing your lawn in the fall is one of the best things you can do for it. In Colorado, timing of fertilization applications is crucial. For deciduous trees and shrubs, apply a complete fertilizer that has the approximate ratio of three parts nitrogen, one part phosphorous and one part potassium after the leaves have dropped off so the plant is able to harden off properly. Evergreens such as pines, spruces and firs could also benefit from fertilization. Late season fertilization should be done when the
grass is still green and growing, which is usually until mid-November. To avoid burning the lawn, you must water right after applying the fertilizer. Do not use a slow release fertilizer for the fall application. Cooling soil temperatures slow microbial activity and limit the availability of such fertilizers to the grass. Urea, IBDU, sulfur coated urea and ammonium sulfate are good sources of nitrogen for late-season fertilizer applications.
Q. Is there a local USDA hardiness zone map that can give me some guidance when buying plants for my garden? I have heard from long-time gardeners that USDA hardiness zones mean very little in Colorado because of our elevation changes and microclimates throughout the state. But for those who need a bit more guidance for planting, Colorado State University Extension has created a local hardiness zone map to show the temperature differences at different altitudes. West Delta County is primarily made up of zones 6A and 6B while the eastern part is 5B, 5A and a little 4B. Portions
of Montrose County are marked as 6B, 6A, 5B, 5A and 4B. The higher in elevation, the lower the zone. Keep in mind these are only guidelines for winter hardiness and temperatures vary from year to year. My advice is to use the zone maps for guidance and talk to your local extension office or garden center staff to find out which plants are truly hardy in your area. ■
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Maximilian Sunflower—Helianthus maximiliani Fall is my favorite time of year, so I appreciate flowers like the Maximilian sunflower that choose this time of the year to bloom. This towering perennial requires full sun, moderate watering and good drainage, and can reach up to eight feet tall and spread four feet across. Bright yellow blossoms unfurl on the top half and the deep green foliage is attractive all season long. This sunflower puts on a show mid-September through the end of October. It looks great against a fence or wall but it can also be an effective specimen plant in the open landscape. Deer and rabbits don’t bother the sunflower but birds love the seeds, and bees and butterflies love the nectar and pollen. Cut back the stalks after blooming for a tidier appearance through the winter and early spring. Dried flower heads can be left on the ground for the birds.
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Clubs, volunteer info and support groups • The Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances at the Montrose Pavilion from 7:30 p.m.-11 p.m. On September 12, music will be provided by Country Plus. On September 26, music will be provided by Preferred Country. Admission is $5 per person. Call 252-7172.
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• Vestafjell Lodge, Sons of Norway will host a special event at 2 p.m. September 13 at All Saint’s Lutheran Church, 20101 Deer Creek Road in Austin (off of Highway 65). Come see the new additions to Brandy and Elmer Ferganchick’s Norwegian Fjord horse herd. Guests are welcome. Please bring a dish to share for the Koldtbord lunch. Call 245-5649 or visit www.vestafjell lodge.org. • Western Slope 4 Wheelers’ monthly meetings are at 7 p.m. on the first Tuesdays at the Montrose Rod & Gun Club’s indoor range, 1211 6450 Road in Montrose. Call 275-0754. • Montrose Amateur Radio Club’s monthly meetings are at 7 p.m. on the third Fridays at the Olathe Community Center. Call 417-6142. • Black Canyon Camera Club’s monthly meetings are at noon on the second Tuesdays at the First Church of Christ, 1102 Howard St. in Delta. Call 399-3674. • Black Canyon Classics is open to all ages interested in classic cars, street
rods, trucks and other vehicles. For times and locations, call 249-6051. • Black Canyon Audubon Society members are committed to the conservation of natural resources through birding, conservation and educational activities. For dates and times of meetings, call 249-6761, ext. 14. • Wild Bunch 4WD club’s bimonthly meetings are the second Mondays of “odd months.” For dates, times and locations, email desertrat27@hotmail. com. • Black Canyon Twirlers Square Dance Club members dance mainstream and plus and welcomes all visitors. Monthly meetings are 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. the second and fourth Saturdays at the Lions Clubhouse, 602 N. Nevada Ave. in Montrose. Call 596-4252. VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES • HopeWest in Delta and Montrose is seeking volunteers for a variety of positions. In Delta, call 874-6823 for more information. In Montrose, call 252-2642. • RSVP in Montrose is seeking volunteers. Volunteers who register with RSVP receive supplemental insurance and recognition for their service. Call 249-9639. • The Interpretive Association of
Western Colorado is seeking volunteers to help with the operations of the Fort Uncompahgre Living History Museum in Delta. Call 874-6695. • Senior CommUnity Meals/Meals on Wheels needs volunteer meal delivery drivers in Delta. It takes about an hour to deliver three or four meals to a homebound senior. Call 835-8028. SUPPORT GROUPS • Veterans PTSD support group meets at 10 a.m. Thursdays at the Warrior Resource Center, 11 S. Park Ave. Veterans must provide a copy of their DD214 as verification of eligibility of services. Call 765-2210. • Stroke Support Group meets 11 a.m. to noon twice a month at Montrose Memorial Hospital’s Acute Rehab Unit. For details and meeting days, call 318-2028. • Bosom Buddies Breast Cancer Support Group meets from noon to 1:15 p.m. Wednesdays at 645 S. Fifth St. in Montrose. • Caregiver Support Group meets 1 p.m.-2 p.m. Wednesdays at Crossroads Assisted & Independent Living model cottage at 1380 Aspen Way in Delta. Call 773-4214. • Caregiver Support & Networking Group meets 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. on
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Montrose. For details, call 249-3716. • Validation dementia support group meets monthly at 6 p.m. on the second Thursdays at the Valley Manor Care Center Chapel, 1401 S. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. For details, call 252-3118. • Delta Hubwheelers dances start at 7:15 p.m. in the Aerobics Room at Bill Heddles Recreation Center, 530 Gunnison River Drive in Delta. Instruction begins at 6:30 p.m. All dances are mainstream with plus tips and one round dance between tips. This month’s dances take place September 5 and 19. Call 856-3735. ■
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SEPTEMBER 7 Benefit concert for Ute Indian Museum Native American Music Award Winners Indigenous will perform at a special benefit concert at the Ute Indian Museum, 17253 Chipeta Road in Montrose. Gates open at 11 a.m. and music is from 1 p.m.-5 p.m. Cost is $10 at the gate. Children under 12 are free. Proceeds benefit the Ute Indian Museum expansion. Bring lawn chairs or blankets. Call 270-6674 for more information and visit www.indigenousrocks.com. SEPTEMBER 9 Insect and disease remedies for your garden This free event will be at 6:30 p.m. by master gardener and professional landscape consultant Linda McIntosh at the Montrose Botanic Gardens, 1800 Pavilion Drive in Montrose. She will share
information pertaining to the harmful insects and diseases in your garden and how to deal with the problems. Bring lawn chairs. For details, call 249-1115 or visit www.montrosegardens.org. SEPTEMBER 10 League of Women Voters forum What is behavioral health? How big of an issue is it in the U.S., Colorado and the valley? How are behavioral health problems being handled locally in schools, jail and courts? What is integrated health care? Discuss these topics and get answers at the League of Women Voters forum at noon at the Montrose Library Community Room. Guest panelists include Laura Ickes and Mary Gnandt from the Center for Mental Health and Doug Hanshaw. SEPTEMBER 10 AARP SMART Driver Safety Course (Montrose) Montrose County Health and Human
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Services will host the AARP SMART Driver Safety Program from 8:30 a.m.1 p.m. at 1845 S. Townsend Ave. in Montrose. Save money on insurance and keep up on newer traffic laws. Membership in AARP is not required. Fee is $15 for AARP members and $20 for nonmembers. Pre-registration is required. For more information and to register call 249-2436, ext. 203. SEPTEMBER 13 Norwegian Fjord Horses See the new additions to Brandy and Elmer Ferganchick’s Norwegian Fjord horse herd at 2 p.m. at All Saint’s Lutheran Church, 20101 Deer Creek Road in Austin (off of Highway 65). Watch for the Norwegian flag in the parking lot. Please bring a dish to share for the Koldtbord lunch. Guests interested in Scandinavian history and culture, and horse lovers are welcome. For more information or to carpool, call 245-5649 or visit www.vestafjelllodge.org. SEPTEMBER 13 Savor the San Juans Join the Montrose Community Foun-
dation and Valley Food Partnership from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. for our third annual chef, food and home showcase presented by Remington’s at The Bridges. Tour seven homes throughout Montrose and taste delectable bites created on-site by area chefs with local foods. For more information and to buy tickets, call 240-0421 or visit www.valleyfoodpartnership.org/sa vorthesanjuans. SEPTEMBER 17 BeaconFest The BEACON Senior Newspaper is having a party and you’re invited. The Montrose-Delta BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair will be held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Drive in Montrose. This year’s BeaconFest features an exciting lineup of entertainment, free food, lively seminars and informative booths from over 50 senior-related businesses. BeaconFest is free to attend. For more information, call 243-8829.
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Join us for the Montrose-Delta BeaconFest September 17. SEPTEMBER 26 Sharing Ministries Street Dance Sharing Ministries’ third annual Street Dance will be from 3 p.m.-9 p.m. at
SEPTEMBER 27 Montrose Community Band Fall Concert The Montrose Community Band presents their fall concert at 3 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Dr. in Montrose. For more information, call 240-1415 or visit www.montroseband. com. ■
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Delta/Montrose Beacon Bits Magic Circle Players events “Souvenir” at Magic Circle Theatre “Souvenir” is a comedy based on the real life story of Florence Foster Jenkins (portrayed by Jane Pierrepont), a wealthy society eccentric who suffered under the delusion that she was a great operatic soprano when, in fact, she could not sing two consecutive notes in tune. Nonetheless, in 1944, she sold out Carnegie Hall in two hours. The story, by turns hilarious and poignant, is told through the eyes of her accompanist Cosme McMoon (played by David Olson), a talented musician who at first sees Florence only as a meal ticket. The play opens at 7:30 p.m. Friday, September 11 at Magic Circle Theater, 420 S. 12th St. in Montrose and continues Friday and Saturday evenings through September 26 with matinees at 2 p.m. on Sunday, September 13 and 20. For more information and tickets, call 2497838 and visit www.magiccircleplayers. com. Magic Circle Players auditions Magic Circle Players will hold auditions for “The Last Lifeboat” by Luke Yankee to be performed on stage in January. The drama is the untold tale of the man who built the Titanic. Auditions are September 14 and 15 at 6:30 p.m. at Magic Circle Theatre, 420 S. 12th St. in Montrose. Information is available outside the front entrance of the theater. For more information, call 964-4379 or 249-7838.
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DMEA helps restock freezer at Sharing Ministries Delta-Montrose Electric Association donated 320 pounds of pork and lamb to Sharing Ministries of Montrose. Each year, DMEA supports the community by participating in the Montrose County Fair 4H Livestock Sale. This year, DMEA’s Board of Directors chose to extend the impact of the co-op’s auction purchase by donating the meat from the sale to the local food pantry. DMEA purchased two lambs and two hogs at this year’s auction. Montrose County Historical Society events
Please RSVP by calling 249-2085. September 2 at 7 p.m. – “Exploring Western Colorado History Through Livestock Brands” by Tom Force at the Montrose County Fairgrounds. September 11 at 6 p.m. – Legends of Downtown Alley Walk September 15 at 6 p.m. – Legends and True Tales Alley Walk September 19 at 8 p.m. – Glow-inthe-dark disc golf tournament. Cost is $10 per player for early registration and $12 at the door. September 25 at 6 p.m. – Legends of Downtown Alley Walk September 19 at 4 p.m. – Grand View Cemetery Tour
All Points Transit seeks volunteer drivers for new program Generous donations from community partners have helped All Points Transit purchase its first Volunteer Driver Program vehicle, a 2013 Toyota Prius. The volunteer program was initiated not only to serve All Points Transit passengers, but to meet other needs in the community as well. Now All Points Transit is seeking volunteer drivers and additional funds to launch the program. The first five volunteers to join as a volunteer driver will receive free memberships to Time Bank of the Rockies. For more information, call 249-6204 or stop by 431 S. Second St. in Montrose. Events for veterans The Warrior Resource Center, 11 S. Park Ave. in Montrose, has the following events scheduled for veterans this month. If you have not previously registered with the Warrior Resource Center as a veteran, bring a form of military ID with you. For more information, call 765-2210. • All veterans are invited for coffee from 8 a.m.-10 a.m. every Thursday. • All military spouses (of any branch or era) are invited to a luncheon from 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. on the last Friday of every month. • The public is invited to eagle head cane presentations at 1 p.m. the first
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Thursday of every month. Beautiful eagle head canes created by Black Canyon Wood Carvers and Wood Workers Guild of Western Colorado are presented to veterans.
Region 10 Education Series Events will be held at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade in Montrose. Registration is required. All sessions are free. For details and to register, call 360-6090. • September 14, 4:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m. - “Estate Planning Basics.” This free workshop will cover the basics surrounding wills, trusts, estate plans and using powers of attorney to document your health and financial care wishes. • September 15, noon to 1 p.m. -“How To Return Home After A Hospital Or Nursing Facility Stay.” Discover what services and support is available to help you return home after a stay in the hospital or nursing home. Learn what questions to ask the discharge planners and social workers, how to preplan your return before you are having surgery, and what equipment you might need. ■
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Paying for the poor health habits of others By Jeff Davidson
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s the Supreme Court prepares to address certain aspects of the “Affordable” Care Act (ACA), the appropriateness of having some people pay for others is a concept missing from public debate. Essentially, this is how insurance works, but applying this technique to health care is problematic. In the auto insurance industry, all customers of a particular carrier pay into a large pool. Good drivers can maintain low rates for the duration of their driving lives, but even good drivers still pay a bit more than they would otherwise because of their proximity to poor drivers. ACA makes everyone pay, in part, for the poor health habits of others. Granted, millions of overweight and obese people, smokers and heavy drinkers were already insured prior to the ACA, but who knows what proportion of new entrants to the health insurance pool have unhealthy habits? Suppose I spend an inordinate amount of time focusing on my health. I watch what I eat. I exercise regularly and visit the doctor for periodic checkups. I spend good money on preventive care measures. Now drop me into a pool with masses of sedentary people who have no regimen for maintaining their health. They might smoke, drink, take drugs or participate in hazardous activities. They populate hospital emergency rooms in dominating numbers. They are predisposed to pop pills for whatever ails them. They see doctors when something has gone wrong, and when given medical advice sometimes ignore it. With the lesser volume of claims that I submit over the course of a lifetime, is it fair that the premiums
I pay partially cover the artificially lower premiums paid by others? Should I, or you, be penalized because of those who repeatedly demonstrate they do not take responsibility for their own health? At some point, those with unhealthy habits will have their premiums raised because they are “bad investments” for the insurance companies. While some portion of your premium subsidizes people with unhealthy habits, eventually those people will bear more, but never all, of the cost of their illnesses through higher premiums. Rising premiums likely indicate that unhealthy, previously uninsured people have overwhelmed the system. It’s also likely that many people covered under ACA previously could not afford health insurance, irrespective of their health habits. Now that they have it, insurance companies might be concerned that enrollees will seek treatments they otherwise avoided when they lacked insurance. In the long run, it’s in the ACA’s best interests to enroll as many younger and relatively healthier people. Even with maladies affecting younger consumers more so than in the past, young people are still healthier, relatively speaking. So the more healthy people that sign up for ACA, the better it is for everyone. When I discuss these issues, proponents of ACA blather on about how everyone has a right to health care and about utopian ideals. They seek to steer the conversation away from the issue at hand to some grandiose vision of a republic where all its citizens, not to mention illegal aliens, are offered “affordable” health care—massive ingrained poor health habits be damned. ■
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