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WOODWORKERS build a community of craftsmanship
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Don’t let SHIP sink! By Kevin K. VanGundy
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ongress is at it again—laying siege to common sense as the Senate Appropriations Committee has proposed to entirely eliminate funding of the State Health Insurance Assistance Program, otherwise known as SHIP. SHIP provides vital one-on-one benefit counseling to people with Medicare, helping them choose Medicare plans and navigate denials. They also assist low-income Medicare beneficiaries in accessing programs that lower their costs, such as Medicare Savings programs and the Low Income Subsidy, and in using those programs effectively. Eight years at the helm of this senior monthly has taught me to rarely answer questions on Medicare directly and always refer our readers to their local SHIP office. Like the infernal tax code, Medicare is ever changing in its costs and coverages, and SHIP Counselors receive training to stay current. SHIP is a valuable program that deserves taxpayers’ financial support
Call our three elected officials and tell them, “Don’t let SHIP sink!” Senator Michael Bennet - 241-6631 Senator Cory Gardner - 245-9553 Congressman Scott Tipton - 241-2499 Please call our elected officials before this gets out of hand. The BEACON also received a wonderful letter from reader John Ahern on this topic. You can read his letter in our Kvetch sidebar on page 23 of this month’s issue. FREE – The guide to aging well in Montrose &
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Learn how to work with wood The Montrose Area Woodturners meets monthly at 9:30 a.m. the second Thursday, JULY through August, and at 1:30 p.m. September through May. Beginners and experienced woodworkers alike learn about tools, sharpening and finishes. For location and details, call Kaufmann at 238-0661. Don’t forget to stop by and see live demonstrations at their booth at the Montrose County Fair on July 22-31. Black Canyon Woodcarvers meets Thursdays from 1 p.m.3 p.m. at the Montrose Senior Center Activity Room. Cost is $1 per week (voluntary). Bring your own supplies. Call Janet at 3235860 for more information. Woodworkers Guild of Western Colorado meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the third Tuesdays at Custom Wood Products, 18235 Woodgate Road in Montrose. For details, call John at 901-1703. Grand Valley Woodcarvers meets monthly at 6 p.m. on the first and third Wednesdays and at 1 p.m. on the second and fourth Wednesdays at Redlands United Methodist Church in Grand Junction. Call 245-8817 or 2571549. Grand Valley Woodturners meets monthly at 7 p.m. the second Tuesday at Redlands United Methodist Church in Grand Junction. Call 245-8817 or 8563632.
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Woodworkers build a community of craftsmanship By Carol McDermott & Pat Martin
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ow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer to this riddle depends on the chuck and, of course, the wood. Local woodturners use a chuck to hold wood so they can turn it on a lathe, a tool that spins the object held by the chuck at high speeds. Live centers positioned on each end are used in place of the chuck for some projects; one spins the wood, while the other holds it still. Different cutting tools peel away layers of wood, smoothing it, and reshaping it into objects such as a bowl, vase, spoon or even a cane. Such a cane is the heart of the community of woodworkers. In 2006, Martin Lutz organized people interested in working with wood into the Woodworkers Guild of Western Colorado. Members represented diverse interests and skills, from furniture making to toys, and
woodcarving to turning—all reflecting some aspect of art. For the first couple of years, the guild participated in the Toys for Tots program, making doll cradles, tops and push toys. In 2012, they became involved with the Eagle Head Canes Project, making canes for veterans. The tradition of eagle head canes dates back to the American Civil War. When soldiers from both sides returned home, many had serious leg injuries or amputations. Communities stepped up to help, and neighbors hand-carved canes crowned with eagle heads to represent strength and freedom. Eventually veteran services were created, and the eagle head cane tradition faded. Then, in 2004, Jack Nitz saw a segment on the national news about post-9/11 veterans. He wanted to give presentation canes to show respect to wounded veterans. In May that year, the Eastern Oklahoma Woodcarvers Association
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approved the making of eagle head canes as a club project. The idea caught on with the local groups as well. The Woodworkers Guild, along with the Grand Valley Woodturners and Grand Valley Woodcarvers of Grand Junction, embraced the project and created a community of woodworkers with a shared passion.
The art of working with wood Club members are teachers as well as students. There are no guarded secrets as they work to master their craft and teach others their techniques. The creative diversity among members is evident in the many projects seen at club meetings and community events, as members fashion their own pieces based on their interests and hobbies—from wooden gargoyles, to birds and wildlife, to dishware and bottle stoppers with funny sayings and characters. When it comes to creating the eagle head canes, woodturners create the shaft of each cane while woodcarvers carefully sculpt, stain and paint the eagle heads. A wooden transition ring connects the two pieces, and the shaft is woodburned
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with a veteran’s name, rank and unit, creating a one-of-a-kind token of respect. They even use Purpleheart wood for the canes given to Purple Heart recipients.
Keeping up with demand Since the Eagle Cane Project began in the Grand Valley in 2008, over 285 eagle canes have been presented to veterans. In 2012, Buck Taylor of the Grand Valley Woodturners asked the Woodworkers Guild to help with the turning of canes, since so many requests came from Montrose veterans. The Grand Valley group continued to do the paperwork, engraving and carving the heads. That same year, Welcome Home Montrose, a homegrown program to assist veterans, opened their Warrior Resource Center in Montrose. Executive Director Emily Smith maintains the database of requests. “We’ve processed over 360 applications,” Smith said. “The guild, turners and carvers came together to make these works of art in honor of all veterans in Montrose and the surrounding areas. Their dedication and willingness to volunteer so much of
themselves makes our entire community proud.” The Black Canyon Woodcarvers, organized in 2000, and Montrose Area Woodturners (MAW), founded in 2013, came on board to help craft the canes as demand increased. In the Delta and Montrose areas, Black Canyon Woodcarvers Gary Gratton, Kate Kirkpatrick and “Big Tom” are the artists of the eagle heads. Gratton does the rough cut, and the three of them carve the details. “Basswood is best,” Gratton said, “but I also like to use alder wood because it sands down.” Gratton said he’s made several special canes, including a screaming eagle for a veteran who served with the 101st Airborne Division of the U.S. Army, a division nicknamed the “Screaming Eagles.” “My signature is the feathers,” Gratton said, “and Tom’s is the pair of warrior feathers.”
Honoring vets and their service One thing all the artists have in common is their respect for veterans and their service. The woodworkers love hearing their stories.
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“I remember one Vietnam vet who told us this was the first time he’d ever been thanked,” MAW and Guild member Bob Hampton said. Grand Valley resident and cane recipient Wayne Telford was a Navy Lieutenant assigned to a Navy LST 980 Riverboat in Vietnam. “I’m honored and humbled by this presentation,” he said. “This cane will always have a place of honor in my home.” MAW and guild member Bill Marvel not only turns canes, he received one, too. “My wife, Gail, and I are both Navy veterans, but we served at different times,” he said. “It was special to receive our eagle head canes at the same presentation. For me, there were feelings of validation and recognition for my Vietnam service.” In addition to the cane project, MAW is involved in education of its members and of high school students. “We strive to reach those who may have had a taste of woodturning in high school shop,” MAW President Dave Kaufmann said. “Our goal is to reach and teach the art of woodturning to all ages. Watching a block of wood, or log, become a beautiful piece of art is awe inspiring.” ■
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Losing a parent: End-of-life discussions can ease grief By Melanie Wiseman
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he loss of a parent is part of the natural life cycle, but it doesn’t lessen the confusion or grief. Society tends to react to death differently when it happens to a child or even unexpectedly to a full-grown adult. With an aging parent, it’s more expected. However, as sociologist Debra Umberson said, “Losing a parent is like losing a part of oneself.” Until our parents die, we are still someone’s children, so their deaths mark a new passage in our life. Our role in the family changes. Our parents are typically the only ones who have known us since birth. We have to deal with not only the loss of their physical presence, but also their support, knowledge, counsel and the fact that there will be no new memories. Everyone prepares and grieves differently, but having some kind of end-of-life discussion with your parents ahead of time can sometimes ease the pain and grief of losing them.
Different strokes After losing both parents in three years, Lisa Fenton-Free, 62, found comfort in knowing that she and her parents had discussed end-of-
life wishes before they passed. “We spoke of end-of-life choices many times,” she said. “It’s critical to have the conversation with all family members, and a feeling of great relief and love to have this completed. I don’t have to look back and live with any doubts or regrets.” However, Tommie Walsh doesn’t regret her family’s decision not to have advance directives, even after her father’s death eight years ago. “We have talked about end-of-life wishes in passing conversation,” said Walsh, 62. “We deal with things as they come up and take one day at a time. There is a lot of pain in death, but we move on.” Because of their strong relationship, and her parents’ trust in their doctor’s recommendations, not having advance directives is Walsh’s way of honoring her parents’ wishes.
Having the talk Even though both of Vickie Cook’s parents are still living, she said she started worrying about her parents’ end-of-life wishes about five years ago. “First I wondered, ‘What am I going to do without them?’” Cook, 58, said, “Secondly, ‘How will I process
FIVE WISHES Wish 1 – The Person I Want to Make Health Care Decisions for Me When I Can’t Make Them for Myself Wish 2 – My Wish for the Medical Treatment I Want or Don’t Want Wish 3 – My Wish for How Comfortable I Want to Be Wish 4 – My Wish for How I Want People to Treat Me Wish 5 – My Wish for What I Want My Loved Ones to Know Five Wishes is distributed in 23 languages. The document is handed out through lawyers, doctors, hospitals, hospices, faith communities, employers and retiree groups. For details, visit agingwithdignity.org/five-wishes.
wanting to know what their wishes are and honoring them?’” One day Cook went to the doctor with her parents. One of the first questions the doctor asked was, “Do you have an advance directive?” “Mom and Dad did not have one, and that always bothered me,” Cook said. “That was the catalyst that got the ball rolling.”
Five Wishes
TOP: Lisa Fenton-Free and her family. From left: her niece, Lisa, her mother and her sister. RIGHT: Family photo of Tommie Walsh, her parents and brother.
Vickie learned about the Five Wishes advance directive and decided to discuss it with her parents. “It’s a hard topic to approach because you want them to know you are honoring them and their wishes, but you also don’t want to think about their mortality,” she said. Five Wishes is a living will that talks about your personal, emotional and spiritual needs, as well as your medi-
cal wishes. It lets you choose the person you want to make health care decisions for you if you are not able to make them yourself. Five Wishes lets you say exactly how you wish to be treated if you become seriously ill. Cook planted the seed with her
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parents and they all took time to think about the idea before they sat down and talked through it. “The conversation wasn’t difficult at all,” she said. “I went into this experience with a lot of nervous trepidation. It ended up being a total gift from them, to hear their wishes and to be able to honor and respect them in their end-of-life decisions. It was joyful to hear what they wanted with a whole new level of understanding.” It was an eye-opener for Cook, as she learned that some of her assumptions about their end-of-life needs didn’t match her parents’ wishes. She said that going through the Five Wishes with her parents has helped prepare her for losing them, but ultimately, “I know where they’re going and I will see them again.”
Working through grief Though having an end-of-life discussion helps, “Emotional preparation is impossible,” Fenton-Free said. “I was extremely exhausted for a few weeks after Mom’s death. Sometimes now, nine months later, I still have days when I feel fragile
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and long to pick up the phone and talk with her.” Losing a parent often gives people a sense of their own mortality. They might reassess who they are and develop new purpose and priorities in their lives. Fenton-Free considers losing a parent to be a “new adulthood.” “My mother’s death brings light to me,” she said. “I wonder how do I want to live every single day and how do I want to live my faith?” Fenton-Free finds comfort from grief by looking at photos. For Walsh, pictures of her dad are often in her mind. “Memories are sparked just by doing the little things that he would have enjoyed,” Walsh said. “I have all happiness for Daddy, no sadness.” ■
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Local author appeals to young audiences with new book By Carol McDermott
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o you remember the angst of being 16 years old? Jeri Baird does…vividly. In “Tokens and Omens,” she creates a world in a time of magic, where teens undergo a trial called The Quest. Fate distributes tokens and omens to them based on their behavior. The tokens can counteract the potentially lethal omens. Puck’s Gulch is the setting for this fantasy, the first of a planned trilogy by the Montrose author. “I write a lot of self-doubt situations because my characters are working through it,” Baird said. “In ‘Tokens and Omens,’ Alexa changes the most, going from the ‘I know what I want’ attitude, to the doubt. She explores what it takes for someone to determine his or her own destiny.” Baird wasn’t always a novelist. She spent about 13 years as a handmade paper artist. She also taught entrepreneurship for at-risk high school stu-
dents, and for a time, she was a reflexologist. Baird also had a brief career as a zombie in the film “I Am Alone,” which was shot in and around Montrose. Baird paints rocks as a hobby, and this skill plays an important role in her book, since the tokens and omens are painted on rocks. A number of these rocks are being placed around towns from Maine to California by members of Baird’s Street Team. “They place the stones in public places,” she said. “On the release day of the novel, my husband and I leave on a five state, twowheel (motorcycle) 100-stone book tour.” For Baird, the best part of being a writer is, “The joy of creating a story and
AuthorJeri Baird took several career paths before she became a novelist.
finding myself—the exhilaration of a new idea. Most of my ideas come from somewhere I’m not aware of, but ecstatically happy to have.” She considers herself a “pantser.” “I write by the seat of my pants,” she said. “I have no idea what I’m to write, but by half-way through, I know how the story is ending.” Baird originally intended “Tokens and Omens” for middle schoolers, but her editor said that young adults were a better fit. Baird tested her novel with a class of students at Montrose High School. Their teacher used a medieval theme throughout her curriculum, which corresponded well with the feel of the book. Her students analyzed Baird’s characters and then themselves with regards to values and roles. “The medieval feast was the conclusion to the year-long read-
ing of the book by the class,” Baird said. “I dressed as Alexa, one of the main characters. The teacher, Dawn Olert, dressed as a fortune-teller, also a character in the book, and the boys came up with their own costumes, including tunics, hats, swords and bows.” Her advice for prospective novelists is, “Read, read, read in the genre you write in. Write without censoring your words. Take online classes and find a critique group that’s supportive and kind, but with members who can give constructive feedback.” Baird’s next book in the trilogy, “Curses and Warfare” is set for release in July 2017. To purchase “Tokens and Omens,” visit Baird online at www.jeribaird. com and www.facebook.com/Jeri Baird11. ■
Baird paints rocks as a hobby, and this skill plays an important role in her book, since the tokens and omens are painted on rocks. A number of these rocks are being placed around towns from Maine to California by members of Baird’s Street Team.
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ASK THE OLD BAG Advice Column for the Over 50 Crowd By Gayle Lagman-Creswick Dear Old Bag: Your response to the lady whose lesbian granddaughter was being “married” contained the most egregious misuse of Dr. Niebuhr’s prayer that I have yet to read. It is known as “The Serenity Prayer” and does not ask for accepting change— rather for the serenity to accept things that cannot be changed. There’s a world of difference! The lady asking advice obviously believed that her attendance at this so-called wedding would have indicated her acceptance of a lifestyle that was morally repugnant to her—and you called her a coward! She needed understanding and she received criticism. It would have been far more beneficial to her had she been advised to sincerely determine whether she wanted to risk being scorned by her daughter and granddaughter after she had told them she loved them dearly, but that she could not conscientiously attend. If the scorn was to be, then the daughter and granddaughter are the ones with the problem. Signed, GBK Dear GBK: I do not believe it was a misuse of “The Serenity Prayer.” The woman who wrote in was in a quandary, facing what many grandparents are facing today. Do I lose the love of my children/grandchildren, or cause a major family upheaval, or do I accept that this is the way it is going to be, and go along? It does not mean you have to agree with what they are doing. I believe that acceptance is
the greater part of loving. We try to teach our children unconditional love. Perhaps you and I have a different concept of unconditional love? By the way, I did not call her a coward. I was using her word for herself. Thank you for writing. OB Dear Old Bag: My problem is a small one, but it perplexes me. I am 80 years old. I am in good health, exercise daily and take very few medications. However, I am slower and tire more easily, and I am more cautious to avoid falling. I enjoy staying in at night, except for an occasional dinner out. I attend all family functions, although I am finding that they sometimes wear me out and I long to go home. The problem is that I don’t believe my four children and my grandchildren have any idea that I have aged. They want me to go everywhere and do everything with them. If I say I am too tired, they say, “Oh, Mom, you know you love doing these things.” Help me! Signed, Tired Dear Tired: You must be a great gal if your kids and grandkids always want you with them. My letters are usually the other way around, and grandmothers write that they feel left out and abandoned! My advice: Tell them with love that you are ready to cut back on your activities, and you hope they will understand. Then don’t be afraid to refuse a few invitations, or cut short a visit—with great love! Good luck. OB ■
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LAUGHING MATTERS Postscript Submitted by Linda Kearns
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both of them had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would fly the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and opened his laptop to send his wife an email. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the email without realizing his error. Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been “called home to glory” following a heart attack. The widow checked her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen, which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I’ve Arrived! I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Submitted by Mike Kearns
A man took his wife to his 25th high school reunion. As the night went on, the wife noticed a lady at another table who obviously had been drinking way too much. She asked her husband, “Do you know that lady?”
He said, “Yes, I do. She was my high school girlfriend. We broke up when I went away to college. I heard that she started drinking heavily after that and it looks like she still is.” His wife looked at him and said, “Gee, I didn’t know anyone could celebrate that long.”
The bathtub test Submitted by Robert Cameron
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” “Well,” the director said, “First we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” the director said, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
Getting old Submitted by James Birdsill
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could this dentist be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my high school.
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“Yes, I did,” he said, beaming with pride.
must be either the bravest or the dumbest sailor in the Navy.”
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
“How’s that?” asks the sailor.
“1975,” he answered. “Why do you ask?”
The Marine says, “Well, you’re out here all by yourself without a marine to guard you.”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-b asked, “What did you teach?”
Nationality Submitted by Lewis Armbrust
If you are English in your home, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
Stuck, huh?
“Haha, very funny,” the sailor responds. “I don’t know why the Navy even wants Marines on the ships anyway.” The Marine replies, “Just like the Army needs guard dogs to protect its soldiers, the Navy needs Marines to guard its sailors.” Disgustedly, the sailor flips his smoke over the rail and starts to walk away. He stops, turns to the Marine and says, “Maybe you’ve got a point. What burns my a** is that the Army got the first
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ouisville—Kentucky’s largest city—is home to several iconic sites. Every May more than 100,000 people make their way to Churchill Downs for the Kentucky Derby. But that isn’t the only sport connection to the city. It’s home to the Muhammed Ali Center and the factory where the Louisville Slugger is made. The city likes to be called the “Bourbon Capital of the World” but it’s much more than that. To get a better taste of the history and culture, here are 10 must-visit destinations in Louisville.
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Churchill Downs: Every May the Louisville Marching Band plays the derby’s signature song and thousands of spectators join in singing, “My Old Kentucky Home,” before the beginning of the Run for the Roses. Daily tours of Churchill Downs are available and the adjacent Kentucky Derby Museum
celebrates all aspects of racing. Try their signature drink—a mint julep.
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Bourbon Museum situated on the site of their first commercial distiller. Videos, dioramas and displays explain the history of bourbon distilling that started in 1783. Dedicated bourbon sippers can pick up a passport and follow the Bourbon Trail.
The Muhammad Ali Center: The tour of the center starts on the third floor with a five-screen multimedia presentation called, “If You Can Dream,” providing an overview of Ali’s life and explaining his six core principles: confidence, conviction, dedication, respect, giving and spirituality. It preserves the legacy of Muhammed Ali and inspires people to release the greatness within.
Slugger Museum & Facw Louisville tory: The museum details the
history of the famous Slugger bat with a mix of exhibits. You’ll see the Louisville Slugger used by Joe DiMaggio to set his 56-game hitting streak on display. “The Heart of the Game” is a film that gives insight to the game from the player’s perspective. After a tour of the factory you can buy your own personalized Slugger.
The Frazier History Museum: The y Frazier details 1,000 years of
history. Their vast collection includes a rifle owned by George Washington, and Teddy Roosevelt’s “Big Stick.” The Lewis and Clark Expedition has many interactive and hands-on exhibits. There are daily historical presentations and live demonstrations. Several exhibits debunk many cowboy legends. Louisville: Old Louisville z Old is home to one of the largest
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nation, having the country’s greatest collection of preserved Victorian architecture. For an illustrated brochure, call the Old Louisville Information Center at 502-635-5244. The perimeter is so large that five tours are suggested.
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than 6,000 years. The museum is designed for you to view art at your own speed. Is your inner artist not satisfied? Explore the cultural diversity of Asia at the Asia Institute Crane House. There is plenty of street art including “Kentucky’s Rushmore,” depicting Muhammad Ali, Abraham Lincoln, Colonel Sanders, and Secretariat. Colorful street statues of horses dress up the city as part of the Gallopalooza project.
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The River: Louisville owes its existence to the Ohio River. Enjoy a scenic cruise on The Belle of Louisville or The Spirit of Jefferson, two iconic steamboats. Landlubbers can relax in the city’s
85-acre Waterfront Park, the site of many events. There is an overlook near 26th Street where people can see barges and other boats go through the McAlpine Lock and Dam. Parks: In 1891, Frederick Olm} sted, famed for designing New
York City’s Central Park, designed Louisville’s park system based on his concept of parks connected to tree-lined parkways instead of freestanding parks. Today there is a 100-mile trail system that connects parks, neighborhoods and attractions. And more: There are plenty of ~ diversions: golf courses, amuse-
ment parks, theaters, karting and festivals. Try Louisville’s signature dishes: the open-face Hot Brown Sandwich created at the Brown Hotel, a variation of a traditional Welsh rarebit, or end a meal with a piece of the decadent Derby Pie, a tart made of walnuts and chocolate chips. ■
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How can I care for my garden in a way that’s safe for the environment? Garden Smarts, By Kathy Kimbrough Q. I would like to care for my landscape and vegetable garden in the most responsible and environmentally safe way possible, but some of the weeds and insects are so darn stubborn that I feel I must use chemicals. Is there another way? I think most people feel the way you do. We only want to use chemicals as a last resort but sometimes there seems to be no other solution. There is a strategy call Integrated Pest Management (IPM), which can save you money, protect the environment and encourage beneficial insects to work for you. These tips can be found in the CSU Extension Publication 2.945, available from your local CSU Extension office.
tomatoes. The seed catalog or plant tag will let you know. • Place plants in garden locations that are appropriate for them. Too hot, too dry, too wet, or too windy conditions invite problems. For example, junipers planted in a hot, dry space, like a south-facing wall, are likely to attract spider mites. • Be a good observer in your garden and identify pest problems before they escalate. Then spot treat the problem. • Use the least toxic measures possible.
Sometimes the solution is mechanical—pick off that tomato hornworm or knock off those aphids or spider mites with strong water pressure from the garden hose. Use row covers over young plants that attract flea beetles, aphids or leafminers. You can buy sticky traps: white ones for flea beetles and yellow ones for fungus gnats or whiteflies. Insecticidal soap works on aphids and other soft-bodied insects. Horticultural oils can control scale insects, aphids and mites on trees and shrubs. Bt kills caterpillars only. These types of substances, specific for certain pests and used only where the pests are present, allow beneficial insects, like lady beetles and lacewings, to live to do their job. If using other chemicals becomes necessary, choose the least toxic and least persistent in the environment. Read the label before buying any insect/disease control product, and follow the label directions exactly. ■
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PLANT OF THE MONTH— Hot Wings Tatarian Maple (Acer tataricum ‘Garann’ ) There are few maples that thrive in our alkaline soils on the Western Slope. This outstanding Plant Select cultivar is one of the best. Most ornamental trees are showy in April or May but the samaras (or helicopters as I call them) on Hot Wings turn scarlet red in July. Another bonus is the stunning orange-red fall color. Perfect for small yards or patio areas, the mature height and width is 15 to 18 feet. It can take partial shade to full sun and moderate water in clay, loam or sandy soils.
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Hilltop grows with the community “It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one that is the most responsive to change.” –Charles Darwin By Diana Barnett
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illtop has seen exponential growth since the organization’s start over 65 years ago. Their secret? Adapting to change and embracing it. Because of this response to change, Hilltop has provided needed care for residents of the area, evolving as necessary, based on medical advances and changes in society and the community. When Mesa County Society for Crippled Children and Adults Hilltop House opened its doors in 1950, its mission was to serve those suffering from polio by providing rehabilitative outpatient care. But when Jonas Salk invented the polio vaccine in the mid-50s, the focus for the organization had to change.
Continuing the focus on rehabilitation, in 1970 services were expanded to include occupational and speech therapy, with the construction of a hospital and pool, reaching out to residents between Salt Lake City and Denver. Hilltop’s second major transition occurred when rehabilitative services were duplicating those available at the growing St. Mary’s Hospital. In 1996, the facility was sold to the hospital, and became St. Mary’s Life Center. Hilltop’s merge with The Resource Center the next year allowed them to provide a variety of community-based social services that now serves all ages from prenatal to the elderly, in Mesa, Montrose, Delta and Ouray counties.
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What has allowed Hilltop to weather these societal and economic changes, emerge stronger and offer increased services to individ“We look for needs in the community that aren’t being uals and families of met by other organizations, decide they need to be Western Colorado? addressed, and find ways to make that happen.” “The organization’s core values have always been the guide,” Hilltop In addition, specialized programs Marketing Director Mike Green said. for adults in Mesa County include “We look for needs in the commuLatimer House, where victims of nity that aren’t being met by other domestic violence are assisted, and organizations, decide they need the Life Adjustment Program on the to be addressed, and find ways to Bacon Campus that addresses needs make that happen.” of individuals with traumatic brain “Putting people first, building reinjury. lationships, striving for excellence, Hilltop offers a wide spectrum of challenging the status quo, and care and living options for seniors, taking responsibility for our actions” including independent living opporare the tenets under which Hilltop tunities with The Cottages, and asoperates. sisted living and memory care with This depth and breadth of services The Commons and The Fountains. is what makes nonprofit Hilltop a Home health care is also provided unique organization, not only on the to allow individuals to remain safe Western Slope, but nationally. and independent at home. The “Because all of these services Senior Daybreak program in Grand operate under one umbrella, it Junction and Day Haven program in becomes more cost effective to Montrose offers services for individoffer the range of what is availuals with memory issues, providing able,” Green said. “Our partnerships in the community allow us to a safe day away from home, and an often needed break for family strengthen and increase services.” caregivers. Hilltop’s programs serving chilServices are supplemented by dren include B4 Babies, Family Hilltop’s volunteer program. The First and Uncompahgre Prenatal Program, providing assistance with program offer individuals a unique way to give back to the community health care insurance, access to by participating in one of the 24 health care for uninsured pregnant different programs offered. mothers, and in-home parenting To learn more about Hilltop’s support. Residential programs, services, visit www.htop.org. To transitional living programs, an contact services in Mesa County, alternative education setting, and mentoring and counseling services, call 242-4200. For services available are all examples of services offered in Delta, Montrose and Ouray counties, call 252-7445. ■ for youth.
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REGION 10 Education & Activities
Events will be held at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose, unless stated otherwise. Registration is required, but all sessions are free. FIRST THURSDAY Kinship Connections Support Group This support/networking group is structured for individuals raising children that are not their own. Group meets from 6 p.m.-8 p.m. at Region 10. Call 765-3123 for details. FIRST WEDNESDAY & THIRD THURSDAY Caregiver Support & Networking Group Montrose Enjoy a safe, supported, resource-filled and confidential environment for caregivers to learn from one another about the challenges and rewards of caring for loved ones with dementia, illness or disability. Group meets from 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. at Region 10. Call 765-3123 for details. SECOND TUESDAY Aging and Disability Resources for Colorado (ADRC) This six-county collaboration of businesses, community members and caregivers serve and work with the aging and disabled populations. Anyone serving these populations is encouraged to join monthly meetings alternating between Delta and Montrose. Next meeting is at 9:30 a.m. on July 12 at Region 10. Call Eva at 765-3127 for details. TUESDAYS Application Assistance Clinics Region 10, Senior CommUnity Care, PACE and The Center for Independence are hosting free clinics in Delta and Montrose to assist seniors or persons with a disability to apply for benefits, help fill out applications, and explain what their benefits letters mean. No appointment needed. Come in to Delta County Economic Development, 145 W. Fourth St. in Delta from 1 p.m.-2:30
p.m. on July 5 and 19, and Region 10 in Montrose from 1 p.m.-2:30 p.m. July 12 and 26. Call the Region 10 ADRC office for more information at 399-3615.
JULY 11 & 25 Estate planning seminar Learn ways to protect what’s important to you so you can breathe easier at this free workshop called “Leave Nothing to Chance! Protect Your Family & Assets: Beyond the Basics of Estate Planning” offered by The Law Offices of Brown & Brown, PC. Learn about advance directives and using trusts to protect heirs, special needs beneficiaries and even your pets. Call 399-3615 or register online at www.region10.net/calendar. • July 11 - 4:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m. at Region 10 in Montrose • July 25 - 4:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m. at Grand Mesa Oncology Center in Delta
JULY 14 & 19 Funeral Options and Planning seminar No one wants to talk about death and planning for death, but we all know it’s going to happen at some point. Learn what benefits there are for preplanning your funeral, funeral etiquette and how easy it is to preplan for this occasion in this free seminar. Register online at www.region10.net/calendar or call 765-3123.
service from another Time Bank member, not necessarily the same person you provide assistance to. The goal is to build healthier communities based on mutual respect for everyone’s efforts, talents and skills. Learn more about the time bank from 5:30 p.m.-7 p.m. at Region 10. For details, call 209-6886.
JULY 19 Living with Alzheimer’s presentation In the early stage of Alzheimer’s disease, families face new questions as they adjust. What does the diagnosis mean? What kinds of plans need to be made? What resources are available to help? Hear from those directly affected in this free seminar and learn what you can do to cope with the changes that come with an early-stage diagnosis.
Class takes place from 11 a.m. to noon at Grand Mesa Oncology Center in Delta. Register by calling 399-3615.
JULY 28–SEPTEMBER 1 Healthier Living Colorado: Managing Ongoing Health Conditions This chronic disease self-management program is evidenced based. The sixweek class meets from 1 p.m.-3:30 p.m. every Thursday and focuses on working with your doctor, managing medications, exercise programs, relaxation techniques, dealing with emotions, managing symptoms and improving communication. Classes take place at the Grand Mesa Oncology Center in Delta. Seating is limited. Call Region 10 ADRC Delta at 399-3615 for details and to register. ■
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Montrose/Delta Calendar JULY 1-4 Paonia Cherry Days Festival Attend fun and tasty events all weekend long, including Downtown Day, a festival downtown with vendors and activities; the Cherry Day 5K Run at Apple Valley Park; the talent show; live music; pancake breakfast; parade; contests and more. Visit www.paoniacher rydays.com for the complete schedule. JULY 4 Independence Day Parade “America the Beautiful” on Main Street starts at 10 a.m. Following the parade, Main Street will be closed to vehicle traffic from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. for activities, food vendors, a farmer’s market, live music and more. To finish up the Independence Day celebrations, evening fireworks are scheduled to start at dusk from Sunset Mesa. For information, call 240-1402. JULY 5 & 22 Historic Legends and True Tales walking tour Starting at 7 p.m. at the Montrose County Historical Museum, 21 N. Rio Grande, take a historical walking tour of downtown Montrose. There is limited space so please RSVP. Cost is $5. Call 249-2085 for details. JULY 10 Sunday History Series: Family Pioneer Day From 3 p.m.-5 p.m., bring in your family to experience the history of the valley. There will be hands-on exhibits of clothes washing, panning for gold, and grinding wheat as the pioneers did a century ago. Cost is $10 per family. Call 249-2085 for details. JULY 7-10 Black Canyon Quilt Show Quilt show takes place from 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. Friday and Saturday, and 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Sunday at Montrose Pavilion. Admission is $4. There will be more than 150 quilts, a raffle, a boutique to benefit a local charity, vendors,
door prizes and classes. Quilt appraisals by Bobbie Aug are available at $50 per quilt. Trunk show will be at 6 p.m. on Thursday, July 7 with a lecture presentation by Utah quilter Carol Johnson for $10. For details, call Mary Ross at 596-6379 or Carolyn Ray at 626-4309.
JULY 10 Elsewhere Studios Pizza Fling FUNdraiser We fling the pizza, you fling the mud. Elsewhere Studios in Paonia is celebrating five years as an Artist Residency Program with the union of earth and water. Enjoy working with clay, playing mud games and cooling off with a myriad of activities. The event takes place from 4 p.m.-9 p.m. at the Edesia Warehouse, 395 Clark Ave. in Paonia. Tickets include all-you-can-eat woodfired pizza, beverages, a kids’ tent, mud activities and live music by musician in residence Siri Undlin, beginning at 7 p.m. Tickets can be purchased at The Cirque Cyclery in Paonia or online at www.brownpapertickets.com. Cost is $30 for adults and $10 for kids who will eat and drink. Admission is free for babies and toddlers. Two drink tickets are provided with your admission. All proceeds benefit Elsewhere Studios’ landmark Artist in Residency Program. Call 527-3249 for details. JULY 14-18 Deltarado Days This four-day festival brings the whole community together for a 5K around Sweitzer Lake State Park, a car show, a parade, live music, Main Street fair and more. Visit www.deltacolorado.org/del tarado-days-2016 for more information. JULY 20-24 Writing the Rockies Conference One of the largest and most diverse writers’ conferences in the Rocky Mountain region takes place at Western State Colorado’s Gunnison campus this year, and includes a wide range of workshops, lectures, seminars, readings and film screenings. Participants
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can attend one-day and three-day workshops and seminars, manuscript reviews and pitch sessions. Enjoy a long weekend of reading, writing and conversation in one of America’s most beautiful summer valleys. Cost is $450 for all four days. Call 943-2058 or email drothman@western.edu for more information.
JULY 22-31 Montrose County Fair The annual Montrose County Fair and Rodeo at the Montrose County Fairgrounds, 1001 N. Second St., is a 10day celebration of our agricultural and western heritage featuring a CPRA Rodeo, junior livestock and horse shows, and Moto Mayhem. Call 242-4358 for more information.
JULY 30 Func Festival Water sports enthusiasts, competitors, and the fun-loving Montrose community members are invited to enjoy the Fun on the Uncompahgre “FUNC Fest” at the Montrose Water Sports Park. The second annual event is hosted by the City of Montrose Office of Business and Tourism, and features a full lineup of events on water and land. Open to all levels, water competitions include a downriver sprint for kayakers, stand up paddle (SUP) boarders and recreational crafts, while the boatercross event targets kayakers and SUP. The public can bring their helmets and PFDs to take part in the “Whatever Floats Your Boat” river parade. For those who prefer to stay dry and revel in land-based activities, the FUNC Fest offers music, food, beer and activities for all ages. Other land-based, kid-friendly activities will include a 10K, disc golf and mountain biking on trails adjacent to the river. Win great prizes in the Rubber Ducky Race at Baldridge Park. Cost is $3 per duck and the event takes place from 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Call 249-1116 for details, or visit www.visitmontrose.com. ■
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Montrose/Delta Beacon Bits Astronomy Evening Programs Join Sky Rangers and astronomers from the Black Canyon Astronomical Society as they present an illustrated program followed by a night sky observation by telescope in the South Rim Campground Amphitheater. Weather permitting, programs will take place from 9 p.m.-11 p.m. on Wednesday and Fridays in July. Farm to Fiddle Art Show calls for artists In conjunction with the Farm to Fiddle Festival in downtown Hotchkiss on August 12-13, the North Fork Valley Creative Coalition is orchestrating a Fine Arts Show with cash prizes that will run from August 5-26 at 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Monday through Saturday at the Creamery Arts Center, 165 W. Bridge St. in Hotchkiss. All media will be accepted in three categories: professional, advanced and amateur. Artists from around the state are invited to participate. Registration deadline is July 22, and work must be delivered on July 29. Judges Kathy Steckel, painter and glass artist; Mary Hockenbery, photographer and multi-media artist; and Karen Good, ceramicist and arts educator, will award cash prizes for first place in each category and for overall Best in Show. People’s Choice votes will be accepted on August 5-11. Awards will be presented at a reception on Friday, August 12 from 6 p.m.-8 p.m. during the festival. Visit www.northforkcre ative.org/apply-farm-fiddle or call Rita at 921-6689 for more information. Montrose Recreation Foundation reaches fundraising goal of $2.65 million The Montrose Recreation Foundation has completed fundraising for the Montrose Community Recreation Center Capital Campaign. Special thanks to the match opportunity provided by a local donor through the Montrose Community Foundation, which put us over the top. “The capital campaign allowed Montrose to build a center that will meet the needs of our community for years to come by adding a third
gymnasium, a larger competition pool that allows for three more lap lanes, an expanded indoor track that features a hill course, and pool mobility equipment for seniors, disabled or those going through physical therapy,” MRF Board President Lori Sharp said. Additional capital donations will be used for other enhancements to the Rec Center that are not in the budget at this time. To make a tax-deductible donation, visit www.montroserecfoundation.org or visit the Aquatics Center to pick up a form.
HopeWest received perfect results on unannounced state survey For the second consecutive time, HopeWest received perfect results from an on-site survey of hospice organizations conducted every three years by the Health Facilities Division of the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment (CDPHE). The goal of the survey is to assure the hospice is following state and federal regulations, from administration organization to quality of patient care. The surveyors make visits to patients, talk with family members and staff, review medical records, review policies and procedures, and assess the hospice’s quality management program. Former Lakewood Mayor Named AARP Colorado State Director AARP is pleased to announce the appointment of Bob Murphy as state director for AARP Colorado. Murphy becomes lead advocate for Coloradans 50+ and their families, calls attention to Social Security and asks AARP Colorado’s 650,000 members to take a stand. During his 8-year tenure as mayor of Lake-
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wood, Murphy oversaw many transformational programs, including the opening of Lakewood’s first hospitals, the city’s first Light Rail line, as well as the re-development of Belmar and the award-winning 40W Arts District on Colfax Avenue. Murphy worked to improve Lakewood’s livability, adding open space and making the city pedestrian and bicycle-friendly. He also ushered in a new era of human connectivity by creating Lakewood Linked, a citywide effort to bring together the spirit of volunteerism with the many needs of the community. For more information, call 303-764-5988.
Montrose Memorial Hospital starts conversation on Women’s Cancer concerns Montrose Memorial Hospital will lead a program to study the prevalence of breast, cervical and colorectal cancers in local women. Called an environmental scan, the research will help the hospital better understand issues relating to these cancers for the approximately 25,000 women who live in Montrose, Ouray and San Miguel
counties. Comprised of interviews with area health care providers and local residents, the process will allow the hospital to explore available resources and recommend evidence-based interventions to increase cancer screenings. The research is funded by a $25,000 grant from the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment – Women’s Wellness Connection. The hospital will report its findings and provide recommendations on how to increase cancer screenings with the affected demographic in hopes of providing a path to better health outcomes. Members of these communities are invited to participate in community conversations and are encouraged to visit www.Mon troseHospital.com in the coming weeks to find a location near them.
Montrose Senior Activities The Montrose Recreation District has the following activities scheduled for seniors 50 and older. Register one week ahead. Events take place at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Dr., or transportation departs from the Montrose Pavilion. Please arrive at
each event at least 15 minutes early. For more information on the following activities, call 252-4884. • Trip to Sky Ute Casino - 7 a.m.7:30 p.m. July 6. Wednesdays are Senior Day at the casino, so enjoy a variety of incentives, including free play and lunch discounts. Register early, as space is limited. Cost is $45. • Lavender Festival - 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. July 9. Enjoy lavender-themed workshops, demonstrations, vendors, goodies and activities at the Colorado Lavender Festival in Palisade. Cost is $20. Meet at the Aquatic Center. • 4x4 tour - 6:15 a.m.-5 p.m. July 19. This half-day tour of Wager Gulch outside of Lake City begins on the Alpine Loop Road, but then takes a smaller, more rugged road that terminates at Carson Ghost Town. Cost is $79.
• Collbran Landslide and Vega Lake trip - 7:45 a.m.-5 p.m. July 26, View the 2014 Collbran landslide at a distance and learn about how the area is being monitored. We will then travel to Vega Lake, where we will have lunch and enjoy the scenery. Cost is $24. Bring a sack lunch. • Intro to Pickleball Clinics - July 9. Pickleball is a racquet sport that combines the elements of badminton, tennis and table tennis. This game is easy for beginners to learn, but can develop into a fast-paced competitive game for experienced players. Learn the rules of the game, how to keep the score, court positioning and paddle techniques. Cost is $10 per person. Call to register. ■
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America marches blindly toward single-payer health care By Sally C. Pipes
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illary Clinton just dipped her toe a little bit further into the waters of single-payer health care, prodded by her competitor for the Democratic presidential nomination, Bernie Sanders. She recently called for allowing more people to join Medicare, the government-run healthcare program for seniors, by allowing those age 55 or 50 and up to buy into it. Sanders can no doubt take credit for pulling her further left—his proposal to expand Medicare to all Americans has evinced cheers from his partisans. But the record of other single-payer systems should silence those cheers. Single-payer would destroy health care quality and rob patients blind in the process. Sanders has been agitating for single-payer for decades. The supposed price tag of his latest proposal for “Medicare-for-All?” About $14 trillion over 10 years, he’s claimed. But according to studies from the Urban Institute and the Tax Policy Center, the real cost would be about $33 trillion. Even after accounting for the revenue that Sanders’ plethora of new taxes would take in, the government would still need $16 trillion. Nevertheless, Sanders’ focus on single-payer has attracted attention. A recent survey found that 63 percent of people had a positive reaction to the term “Medicare for all.” Meanwhile, thousands of doctors recently signed on to a plan similar to Sanders’. Some states could even greenlight single-payer in the coming months. This November, Colorado voters will decide whether or not to create a state-level single-payer system. The initiative would cost $38 billion annually and require billions in new taxes.
Take note: Sanders’ home state of Vermont tried to implement a single-payer system and failed. The state’s attempt at single-payer in 2014 was projected to cost $4.3 billion—almost equivalent to the state’s entire $4.9 billion budget. To fund the program, Vermont would have needed an extra $2 billion in revenue, plus new taxes on businesses and residents. Officials abandoned the idea because it would have collapsed the state’s economy. The recent history of single-payer systems sponsored by the federal government isn’t much more encouraging. Take the Veterans Health Administration, which continues to subject beneficiaries to lengthy waits for care. In March, the Government Accountability Office tracked the experience of 180 newly enrolled vets and found that 60 waited as many as 71 days to see a primary care doctor. Sixty more never even managed to get an appointment. Patients haven’t fared much better under single-payer systems abroad. Horror stories from Britain’s National Health Service emerge almost daily. Recently, a government investigation found that hospitals are discharging elderly patients without ensuring they’re fit to go home. This spring, thousands of junior doctors went on strike. Patients had no choice but to wait for the walkout to end, as hospitals postponed more than 112,000 appointments and 12,700 operations in response. Canadians must wait an average of 18.3 weeks to see a specialist after getting a referral. The promise of single-payer— high quality, universally accessible, free—is nothing like the reality of such a system. Taxpayers pay dearly for the promise of such care. This fall, voters must not allow themselves to fall prey to the siren song of single-payer. ■
kvetch \ kfech “The Senate Appropriations Committee voted to eliminate the funding for SHIP ($51 million) last week. The House is now considering whether to continue its funding or not. SHIP counselors are trained and certified to provide free, unbiased and personalized information to Medicare and Medicare-eligible constituents on the health and drug insurance options available to them, financial assistance opportunities and billing questions. There is no other agency or insurance agent in our area that provides these services. [SHIP] counseling improves the competitive insurance landscape, and results in more affordable and appropriate medical care for constituents. If the SHIP program is eliminated, it will damage the free market insurance environment. Medicare is so complicated that most find it impossible to understand. SHIP counselors enhance the competitive insurance market by providing free and unbiased information that leads to greater understanding and better choices by Medicare and Medicare-eligible constituents.” – John Ahern, Grand Junction
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