Azeroth Times May 638 K.C.
Issue: 002
Full Moon 5/5
Last Quarter 5/12
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New Moon 5/19
First Quarter 5/27
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WHERE ARE ALL THE RESTROOMS? REPORTER: Theran Steele
It dawned on me last night there appears to be a lack of a very vital piece of commodity within the walls of Stormwind. Though I looked for hours I could not find a single example. As with most nights I found myself walking through the city, gauging the overall mood, taking in the life that was emerging as the sun began to rest. Part of this ingestion of the night life is to partake in the beverages being offered by the local “hot spots” where the populous gather and enjoy themselves. As any good natured resident does when out with neighbors, I indulged, for research and investigative purposes only mind you. As the night continued and fellowship became camaraderie the needs of the body took hold. As with any vice, at some point the body will identify it as unwelcome and attempt to purge it as such. I walked from the Slaughtered Lamb and it dawned on me. Most expulsion takes place in alleys or otherwise unprotected venues.
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Where are the private and public restrooms in this city? I began my hunt for the elusive loo. I searched high and low through all quarters, nothing. I entered every taphouse and establishment that would willingly slide a tankard down the bar as part of the deal to allow me to ask: “ Where can I go to relieve myself?”
Nothing across the entirety of the city. This has raised an alarm. The city has the engineering and facilities to put in place discrete locations where the public can purge and then return to daily life, and even pipe the contents away from the city, so maybe the canals can be cleaned and house beautiful fish once more.
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