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CONTENTS April 2018

PROFILE

IN FOCUS

Gary Stokes of Hemingway’s

The trick to learning Chinese

TALKING POINTS

FAMILY MATTERS

Why DB is an entrepreneurial hotbed

A returning student’s impressions of home

35 ESCAPES Top 10 things to do in Bali

38 For the latest Around DB updates, find us on:

REGULARS 22

GIVEAWAYS Win big prizes

WELLNESS Gemstones

RECIPES Classic veggies

DB FACES Community snaps

OUT THERE Island life

AGENDA 08

DB EVENTS

HK HAPPENINGS

CLASSIFIEDS

PROPERTY

LOCAL NUMBERS

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TENNIS NATIONS CUP

DBers dressed up in whacky national costumes and battled it out on the Discovery Bay Recreation Club tennis courts over the weekend of March 3. Congratulations to Team Germany for a well-deserved victory!

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ISLAND DANCERS AT THE CNY PARADE

Thirty Island Dancers performed alongside the Ocean Park float at the Cathay Pacific International Chinese New Year Night Parade on February 16. The dancers had an unforgettable experience dancing through the streets of Tsim Sha Tsui to welcome the Year of the Dog.

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DB PIRATES CNY DRINKS

The DB Pirates hosted a Chinese New Year celebration at McSorleyâ€™s with drinks and a raffle, on February 27.

Photos by Marion Udall

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HARVEYâ€™S KART RACE

The fifth edition of the Harvey Law Group Kart Race on March 17 (Bay Media was once again one of the sponsors) saw kids and adults racing down Discovery Bay Road. There were 76 participants in the standard category and eight in the freestyle category, who designed, built and raced their own karts.

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INTERNATIONAL FOOD FAIR

Discovery Bay International School held its annual International Food Fair on March 10, with guests enjoying culinary delights from all corners of the globe.

Photos courtesy of Elina Makilammi

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HOLI DAY CELEBRATION

DBers celebrated Holi with food, games, laughter and coloured powder at the DB North Plaza beach on March 18.

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DISCOVERY MIND SPORTS DAY

Discovery Mind International Play Centre and Kindergarten held its sports day on March 2 at the Discovery Bay Community Hall. The Discovery Mind Primary School Sports Day was on March 23 at Tsing Yi Sports Ground. Families took part in the sack race, island hop and other games that encouraged cooperation and teamwork.

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A new HUMAN-ENGINED power to society After nearly five years of challenging DBers to achieve their health and fitness goals, The HIT Room is embarking on a fresh journey, and it's set to take things to a whole new level. Founders Cindy and Wesley Reid, charity pioneer Crystal Lee, and accountant and runner Stefano Passarello explain more You have some exciting news to share – what's the story? Wesley: The big news is that The HIT Room facility has been rebranded to become Kapuhala Train-in-Space. We’ve joined forces with Kapuhala to offer more to our customers and to embrace a fresher, greener way of achieving fitness. Going forward, Kapuhala will take over the HIT and spin elements, and The HIT Room will concentrate on the personal training side of things. There’s going to be a lot

more variety, including outdoor training, animal flow, running, flexibility and also a strong degree of mindfulness.

lot with The HIT Room, but we need to strike the balance of growing the business while at the same time focusing on our home life.

Cindy: Our team’s going to be growing too; the existing instructors will stay, but we will bring in more people to enable us to widen our offering. It’s great news for our customers.

Cindy: Crystal and Stefano are the perfect people for us to collaborate with. Not only are they great as individuals, but they have the same drive when it comes to fitness, as well as giving back to the community.

Why have you decided to change things up? Wesley: For us personally it was the right time. We’ve achieved a

Stefano: Us meeting was a very happy coincidence. I went to a HIT Room class and was instantly hooked. We got to know

each other, and things took off from there.

in extra time slots, but also through new programmes.

What does the Kapuhala brand represent and how does that fit with The HIT Room?

We’ve also streamlined a lot of our packages, which means some of the classes are now even cheaper than before and the package deals are even better, so our existing clients will benefit from that.

Stefano: It comes down to three words – burn, build and fix – the three circles of Kapuhala. Burn the excess; build muscle, build a foundation, build a community; fix your body, fix your mind. Crystal: Kapuhala Train-in-Space is the urban version of our farm retreats in Sicily and Koh Samui – the Kapuhala Train-in-Farms, where guests can get closer to nature while developing their athletic skills. It’s all about building warriors; creating athletes who possess consciousness not only of body, but also of spirit and intellect. The HIT Room began the journey by focusing on strength, now we are extending the menu. It’s a fitness revolution. Athletes are machines that generate power, and we're aiming to turn every bead of sweat, every watt produced in our studio into something good for society. Our customers will have the chance to create a new kind of human energy as we channel their efforts into charity and community work. What do the changes mean in practice for customers? Wesley: Everything that has been before will stay; we’re simply adding on. We’ve already added more capacity to the schedules and there’s more to come, not just

It’s all about building warriors; creating athletes who possess consciousness not only of body, but also of spirit and intellect Stefano: In terms of new classes, we are now offering a much wider choice, including pre- and postnatal fitness and kids’ programmes, which will run side by side with adult lessons, teaching children not only about fitness, but also nutrition. Crystal will be the pumping heart of the business – she has put so much effort into this. I work full time, as managing partner of accountancy firm People and Projects, so I won’t be around in the week, but I hope to get involved in training at weekends, when I can. The new name is rather unusual. Where does it come from?

Stefano: I came up with the idea while I was training for the Ironman World Championship in Hawaii. The Hawaiian word kapu means ‘sacred’ or ‘hidden,’ so that gave us our beginning. Then, at the heart of each of our Train-in-Farms, we have a tree. Hala is the Hawaiian name for the Pandan tree, so we have the ‘hidden tree.’ I was also inspired by the manual of the Japanese warrior, Hagakure, which means ‘hidden in the leaves.’ It fitted perfectly with our ethos as well as the fact that our DB facility is so much more than just a gym. Community is very important to you – how will you incorporate this into your DB venture? Crystal: We’ve always enjoyed giving back, and this year we are sponsoring two races in Hong Kong – the Kapuhala Green 18km on March 31, in conjunction with The Green Race, and the HNAOrbis Run for Vision on April 14. Here in DB, we will be introducing a different type of community offering by bringing a bit of a farmer’s market concept to the studio. Three times a week, we will have a delivery of fresh, organic food, all sourced locally in Hong Kong, which we will sell at very competitive prices, along with organic chocolate, nuts and other natural products. How can people get involved? Stefano: Come along and see the space for yourself. Enjoy your first class for free, and see what happens. This is the start of something amazing.

To find out more, call or WhatsApp 9480 7464, email tribe@kapuhala.com, or visit kapuhalaspace.com. To enquire about personal training, visit www.thehitroom.com.hk.

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The Business Bay What makes DB the perfect launchpad for small businesses? Kate Farr sits down with three local entrepreneurs to find out

At the DB Entrepreneurs Networking Breakfast in Zak’s

Photos courtesy of T8 Consulting and Kate Farr

hatting to Discovery Bay resident Sharon McEneff of business management consultancy T8 Consulting, it’s immediately clear that she is passionate about supporting the local community in their business ventures. T8 began organising the monthly DB Entrepreneurs Networking Breakfast in 2016, taking over from a similar group managed by a former resident. Sharon explains, “When the previous organiser relocated, we thought it was important to continue supporting the local entrepreneurial community, of which T8 is a part. This coincided with our move to an office in DB North Plaza, and expanding our client services. Organising the networking breakfasts helped T8

spread the word of our growth, and it continues to help other small local businesses establish themselves.” When asked why she thinks DB is such an entrepreneurial hub, Sharon replies, “Discovery Bay is different from many Hong Kong neighbourhoods in its villagelike atmosphere and close-knit community. Many people choose to live in DB because it is better for their families, and this family-first perspective also influences their professional lives and endeavours, in that they actively prioritise their work-life balance. “Being an entrepreneur and small business owner gives people the creativity and flexibility they need to succeed both at work in their professional lives and also at home in their family lives.”

Ability to launch One such small business that has benefited greatly from Discovery Bay’s close-knit community is AvoninDB, run by nine-year DB resident, Renu Malani. Born and bred in Hong Kong, Renu signed up with Avon during a stint in the UK and brought her remaining stock with her on her return to DB. “A few DB friends wanted to see what I had, and fell in love with the products,” she says. It was one product in particular that acted as a surprising springboard for Renu’s business, turning it from a hobby into a fully-fledged career. “One day someone asked me if I knew that Avon Skin So Soft Dry Oil spray keeps away mosquitoes and sandflies. I tried it and it worked…  that was the day everything

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Although the label is still in its start-up phase, feedback so far has been positive – something

Renu Malani, AvoninDB

that Lisa attributes in no small part to the DB community and most importantly, returns to buy again – it’s whether they have a good experience with you.” Lisa von Ortenberg, LvO Boutique

changed. This is no longer a side job; it is my only job.” When asked for advice for anyone launching their business, Renu stresses the importance of good mentors, as well as a laser focus on your customers’ needs. “Do your research, and take advice from people whose business models you want to emulate. I was so lucky to be able to align myself with some really hard-working business owners here who taught me so much and broadened my horizons.

A brand-new DB business that is equally focused on customer experience is bespoke fashion brand, LvO Boutique. A passion project of German-born journalist Lisa von Ortenberg, the label aims to offer busy Hong Kongers an affordable alternative to highstreet styles. Lisa explains, “LvO Boutique definitely started with my mummy friends in Discovery Bay – one said she would love my wardrobe, to which I replied I would be happy to help her!” Lisa began by sourcing made-tomeasure items – both for herself

“Great customer service elevates your business and its reputation. In a place like Hong Kong, it’s not the price point that determines whether a client buys from you –

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and her growing list of clients – before hitting upon the idea of launching her own fashion label. Although the label is still in its startup phase, feedback so far has been positive – something that Lisa attributes in no small part to the DB community. “People here are generally very stylish, and they love to support local small business owners. I launched this business to provide a custom-made alternative to the ubiquitous high-street chains, so that women of every shape and size can look great.” Future plans include partnering with a Cambodian charity to create a ready-to-wear collection, and creating an e-commerce shop that Lisa hopes will expand the brand’s reach beyond Hong Kong. So where should wannabe entrepreneurs start on their journey to launch? Sharon believes that the secret lies in networking. “At the networking breakfasts, we finish with an open question-andanswer session for people to raise issues or ask questions. The group then brainstorms solutions, solves problems or provides a contact for someone who can help. “It is incredibly rewarding to step back and watch the entrepreneurial community growing and working right before your eyes.”

• AvoninDB Facebook page • LvO Boutique, www.lvo-boutique.com • T8 Consulting, www.t8events.com

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info@epiclandhk.com, www.epiclandhk.com, fb.me/epiclandhk, 2441 0098 EpicLand’s Epic Explorers, held every Tuesday and Thursday from 9.45am to 10.45am, is suitable for kids crawling to three years. Come join their Epic class as they combine music and movement, singing and obstacle play. Children learn through play; having fun with bubbles and balls fires up their imaginations and helps them develop gross motor skills in an Epic space.

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Funfit’s Wiggle Worms (from six months), Busy Bees (from walking) and Tumble Tots (from 18 months) classes provide 45 minutes of non-stop action! Children have fun creeping and crawling through tunnels, bopping and bouncing on the bouncy castle, moving and grooving to musical activities and much more. Funfit guarantees to shake those sillies out and train children to be confident and capable movers! Parachute games and messy play provide lots of extra fun! Funfit’s Little Steps (one to two-year-olds) and Big Steps (two to four-year-olds) classes aim to prepare children for ‘drop-off style’ playgroups. Funfit retains the structure of a playgroup, but a parent or guardian remains in the class with the child. This allows children to become more independent at their own pace, while benefiting from a stimulating social and educational playgroup environment. In every class, activities include circle time, free time, snack and story time, a craft activity, sensory play and fitness fun. From time to time, Funfit also introduces a learning theme to enhance children’s development throughout the term. NFIT

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FAMILY MATTERS

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Home for the Easter holidays, Becky Zhang, 18, reveals what it’s like to return to an ever-changing DB, and recalls an idyllic childhood of seemingly endless summers

t’s a sunny spring day. Toddlers in bright sweaters amble about as I sit on the plaza steps. Some of them play hide and seek by the trees, while others sip hot drinks that they hold with two hands. There’s a feeling of renewal in the air. Next to me, a toddler dressed in a bright blue uniform and navy tights takes her mother by the arm and stumbles down the steps. I smile at her. The structure of the plaza hasn’t changed much since my family

moved to Hong Kong 20 years ago. From above it remains a circle, a small peninsula outlined by low buildings and sparse trees along the South China Sea. Instead of the old brick fountain, a swirl mosaic now lies in its centre, surrounded by the same squat steps. The space is still frequented by children and young parents, with their scooters and strollers. My phone beeps. There’s only an hour until my bus comes, three until the plane departs, and 20 until

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I’m back at high school in the US. My parents have a business lunch to attend, and so I’ve already said goodbye to them. It’s time for me to bid farewell to the plaza. At home and yet distanced There is salt in the air. The sea’s damp breeze wafts across the bus terminus. The sun is beating down today, warming the people, heating the concrete, and feeding the leaves. Though the trees are small, their leaves are broad and

Families and teenagers unfamiliar to me lounge at the tables ahead, discussing everything but religion and politics. Next to them is the grocery store, which my family has used for 17 years. Through the glass walls I can see parents, helpers and businessmen hastily placing items on the conveyor belt in hope of catching the next bus home, or the ferry into the city. To my left I pass the hair salon before entering the juice store, opened by Sam the Juice Man before I was even born. At its centre is a white counter covered by a small fish tank and every tropical fruit you could imagine. Sam used to greet every customer with a grin and a bellow. “Hello, Becky! What would you like today?” he’d say to me in a Cantonese accent. Sam always double-checked my order before he shuffled back to the blender. Now the store is run by his wife, who greets me with a silent smile. A sense of nostalgia

Becky Zhang, home for the holidays in 2018

bright among the peach buildings and beige floors. I pull on my backpack and stand up. As I stroll from one point of the plaza to the other, I am a giant from a different time. The surrounding children, in their helmets and on their scooters, remind me of my toddler self – feisty, loving and carefree. Walking among them, I feel home and distance all at once. My suitcase rattles against the uneven tiles on the ground.

With my strawberry banana smoothie in hand, I head to the clubhouse, where my family eats dim sum on Sundays and where I learned to dance and swim. I sit alone on the balcony overlooking the outdoor pool; three people are swimming slow laps under the sun. My neighbours, sister and I used to head down to the pool every day in the summer, our swimsuits still damp from the night before. We’d forget to put on sunscreen and dive straight into the deep end, plunging into the warm water until our toes hit the bottom and splashing an unlucky swimmer in the next lap lane. A whiff of chlorine and sweat was always something to look forward to. Today, the air smells bare. When the last swimmer leaves the pool, I exit the clubhouse and take

As I stroll from one point of the plaza to the other, I am a giant from a different time a left toward the beach, a prime spot for birthday celebrations. Through primary school, the same group of friends and I would play games in the plaza after school. We’d always celebrate our birthdays together, one after the other, all by the beach. I remember piñatas hanging from lampposts. I remember cakes and big bottles of soda resting upon sandy, sticky stone. Our bellies full, we’d jump off the concrete and dash to our beloved swing set, our feet making dips in the sand. Though the rubber seat was warm, its cool metal chains sent a rush through my fingers. The rest of the beach, empty, stretched out before me. To my left was the ocean and to my right were our parents, waving at us and laughing with one another. Behind me, an array of kayaks and small sailboats sat in the sand, awaiting their next adventure. At the end of the party we would hose our feet off on the concrete. We could never really get all the sand out, and so we’d trek along the beach to the clubhouse, where hot showers awaited us. Before entering the shower, I’d stop to face the mirror and grin wildly at my reflection: barefoot and sporting a damp bathing suit, my hair a tousled mess. Today, my hair stays dry, albeit a little frizzy, as I stand barefoot on the sand and let the salty breeze  tickle my ears. I take a deep

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Becky, her sister Alisia and friends in DB Plaza, 2002

Becky and Alisia in La Costa courtyard, 2001

Becky and Alisia in La Serene playground, 2002

breath and hear the faint voice of a singer performing in the Spanish restaurant behind me. The clock on the ferry pier rings once. Half an hour until the bus comes.

short weeks ago. It took two car rides, two flights and a bus to get me here from the Absaroka mountains of Wyoming. It was still dark when I stepped off the bus with my suitcases, and glancing behind me, I saw that the bus terminus by the plaza is now an expanse of concrete rubble. Cranes were brooding over the remains like vultures. Footsteps on my left signalled the arrival of my parents, who greeted me with a tight hug. The sun was rising over the sea. Amidst a pungent smell of concrete, I caught a whiff of salt and felt glad to be home.

Frozen in time I return to the wooden tables. Cigarettes or pens in hand, adults read under the quiet shade of trees and umbrellas. Dogs pant at the feet of their owners, scaring away the otherwise fearless sparrows that hop from bench to bench in search of crumbs and spilled drinks. The chatter of carpenters and construction workers fills the air as they file out from restaurants and return to work. The plaza has returned to its former calm, only to be interrupted hours later by waves of students, their young shoulders weighed down by hefty backpacks and thick uniforms under the blazing sun. As I prepare to leave Discovery Bay, I recall my arrival just three

After dropping off my suitcases, I raced to the plaza to reunite with old friends. As was tradition, we met in the same place by the wooden tables, talked for hours on the beach and lounged on the plaza steps – comfortable and perhaps too much so. This trip home, the plaza has felt undeniably smaller. The strip

Becky, Alisia and mum Dandan in Siena playground, 2003

of beach feels shorter, the pool shallower. The circle no longer offers ample space to play, even without the old fountain at its centre. Old businesses have closed and new ones have taken over. Each time I return home for vacation, tired and disoriented, a different building is under construction or the walls are a brand-new colour. The beach is busier, and the swing set is gone. Sam the Juice Man has passed away. The plaza changes fast when I’m not in it. I like to imagine that it’s mine; that without me around, my home will remain frozen in time. It’s a selfish thought, but one I can’t help thinking as I board the bus to the airport and leave it all behind.

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My thoughts I understand we all go through different stages of life and so do our insurance needs. But the mandatory insurances required by the HK Government (including domestichelper insurance, house insurance, automobile coverage and life insurance), are always worth due diligence. This month, I want to wake you up to some things you may not have considered about your health insurance policies.

Health The different types of medical insurance available in Hong Kong are confusing, and the premiums vary tremendously. Here’s how to make sense of a four- tier medical system: 1. Government hospitals – you know how that works. 2. Lower tier insurance – basic coverage for those of you on a budget. This type of insurance is good for the self-employed and for non-travellers (limits can be really low for Europe, Australia and North America). It can be used at local private hospitals but may leave you short if any major surgery is needed. Be aware too that if you have a large claim your next premium will increase considerably. For outpatient claims, reimbursements are not so high especially if your doctor is in Central or DB. 3. Middle tier insurance – high local coverage that is also sufficient to cover outpatient claims and doctors’ bills in DB and Central. This type of insurance is typically for those at managerial level. It works for frequent travellers, even those heading to Europe, Australia and Canada but those travelling to the US will need a bit more protection. 4 Top-tier insurance – high-end cover for just about any hospital, anywhere in the world. This type of insurance provides all kinds of benefits, including private rooms, and free delivery for pregnant women. Top-tier insurance is popular with senior executives, independently wealthy people and women who want kids.

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f you are open to psychic readings, if you find them energising and empowering, the next step on your road to wellness might well be a gemstone reading with Kako Komatsu. Stepping into Kako’s elegant DB home is an immediate thrill because it’s lined with over 300 glorious energy-boosting crystals of all types, shapes and sizes. Except it’s not.

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“Gemologists don’t talk about crystals or precious and semiprecious stones,” opens Kako, who has been working with gemstones for over 20 years and trained at the Gemological Institute of America. “There are only diamonds and everything else (coloured stones).

“These beautiful rock formations can take thousands of years to form,” Kako adds. “Some may be more expensive than others but they are all equally precious, and they are used for many different things, not just for decoration, not just for healing. The first radios ever invented used gemstones to transmit the radio waves; many watches are regulated by quartz.” Of course, gemstones have been valued for centuries for their spiritually aligning properties, and they’re worn and placed in

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If you’re looking to harness the healing power of gemstones and enrich your life talk to Kako Komatsu. You’ll walk away from a reading feeling empowered, and with a new understanding of which stones work best for you. Ray Robertson reports the home to improve quality of life or, to be more exact, to improve specific aspects of life. With appreciation for ‘crystal healing’ now so mainstream, a quick Google search will get you up to speed with all this, helping you to cherry pick the stones that will bring you what you seek. For instance, pink quartz brings love

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into your life, pyrite or citrinin money, and carnelian, courage. It’s as simple as that. Except, of course, it’s not. Stones to enrich your life A stone reading with Kako takes all the New Age ‘crystal-speak’ to another level. She combines her formal skills as a gemologist with

centuries-old traditions from Japan, like Shamanism, to advise you which stones are best for you right now, and which will benefit you throughout your life. The process involves a natal reading and a current reading. “The natal reading is done once only and aims to assess your life on a grander scale through incorporating astrological data,” Kako explains. “You can have a current reading every three years or even every nine months, when your position on the Shamanic Medicine Wheel shifts. This form of reading looks into your general state, mood and behaviour to determine a gemstone that best suits you, currently.” For the natal reading, Kako considers your date and time of birth, and she consults Crystal Cards, rather like a Tarot reader. You pick four cards, each of which will reveal a different aspect of your personality – your potential, what drives you, your receptivity/ sensitivity and your ability to give. Each card represents a crystal, so by finding out which crystal relates to which part of your personality, and by focusing on that crystal’s energy and specific meaning, Kako is able to start the reading. “I use the cards to ‘see’ people,” she says simply. “Sitting together, our energies overlap and I can feel what people are, their emotions resonate. I know the energy they have and what they need.”

Trained at the Gemological Institute of America, Kako is also an expert metalsmith

In fact, it’s like Kako holds up a mirror that shows you who you are – the good bits that empower, as well as the areas that need work. My natal spread includes topaz, Herkimer, fire agate and azurite, and from this, Kako told me specific things about my character that she could not possibly have simply intuited, and she also revealed some truths of which I was only half aware.

growth – Kako advises you which gemstones you should wear in order to reach your full potential. My natal reading revealed that I’m not sufficiently grounded (“a balloon without a string”), so I should wear Picture Jasper or black tourmaline. I’ll also benefit from wearing Herkimer because it’s balancing and cleansing, and azurite because it’s the stone of writers and seekers.

“The stones offer messages and are tools to help people understand themselves better,” Kako says. “The idea is to help people gain clarity and insight into the questions and issues that are present in their life, and to provide them with the guidance to move forward. A reading can help you release energy blockages, and bring healing and balance back to your life.”

“The most important thing for everybody is balancing,” Kako says. “If you eat an unbalanced diet, you get sick; if you have too much stress, you get sick. I can see the balance of people with the cards. A suitable stone will balance every individual.”

As well as providing plenty of practical, insightful guidance – in my case on everything from nicotine addiction to spiritual

If you want to get your hands on a couple of quality gemstones, the twice-yearly Hong Kong Jewellery and Gem Fair is, according to Kako, the world’s biggest. But Kako is also a fully trained metalsmith so, should you wish it, and I’m pretty sure you will, she

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WELLNESS

will also create a unique piece of jewellery for you, incorporating the stones that empower you. Stones to enrich your life now During a current reading with Kako, the one you can have regularly, you first pick a gemstone ‘blind’ from a bag of around 100 stones, as you would with Runes. You then choose the gemstones that attract you from four trays, each lined with 18 stones. “Look with your eyes, don’t think too much. Allow yourself to be drawn to the stones that shed light on your current situation,” Kako advises.

For Kako this is the big reveal. “I love seeing this part; it’s so funny,” she says. “The stones people choose explain where they are in their lives; it’s like looking at a road map.” This kind of reading is a great way to get clarity on any issues you are experiencing, to identify what needs healing and balancing, and to celebrate your strengths. As with the natal reading, I found that what the stones revealed to Kako about my current state of mind/ state of being was right on point, and wonderfully specific. At the end of the session, she identifies the stones that you should wear or in

some way bring into your life now. “People and stones, in a way, they’re the same,” Kako explains. “Some friends are for when you feel like going out, some are there for you when you’re sad, some are there for a lifetime, some are just passing through. Gemstones are the same, you’ll be drawn to different ones at different times and at different stages of your development.” That said, everyone needs what Kako calls a “BFF stone,” one that is going to be supportive for a lifetime. Mine’s Picture Jasper. What’s your’s?

For a stone reading with Kako Komatsu email kako@kakoskosas.com, or visit www.kakoskosas.com. Find more on wellness @ www.arounddb.com

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in Bali

Beautiful and mysterious, and known as the Island of the Gods, TripAdvisor crowned Bali the world’s favourite holiday destination in 2017. Dorothy Veitch finds out why

Sky Shuttle helicopter

Hop on a boat

hether you want to laze on a long-tail boat or take a lavish around-the-island catamaran cruise, Bali is a great place to test your sea legs. There’s dolphin-watching off the beach at Livonia, and if you take a boat from Jemeluk to the underwater temple, you’ll likely have a chance to snorkel with turtles.

Ubud Ubud Traditional Artmarket Market

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Hunker down in Ubud

One of Asia’s top spa destinations, Ubud is Bali’s new-agey, artsycrafty beating heart. The streets are lined with healing centres and yoga studios, and inviting shops selling locally made handicrafts. Ubud Traditional Art Market features in Eat Pray Love, and if you’re a fan of Elizabeth Gilbert’s memoir, there are plenty of tours on offer that give you the chance to explore the island through her eyes.

Eat it up There are six dishes every visitor to Bali simply has to try – babi guling (suckling pig), bebek betutu (slowcooked duck), ikan bakar (grilled fish, Jimbaran-style), sate lembat (Balinese satay) and nasi campur (rice with dips). Cookery classes are available all over the island, and for a crash course in street food (meatball soup, anyone?), head to Gianyar Night Market.

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Balinese food

Hit the water Known as a surfer’s paradise (catch the best waves on the south coast), Bali also has some world-class dive sites, the USS Liberty Wreck being the most famous. Torpedoed by the Japanese in 1942, the World War II cargo ship lies close to the shore at Tulamben and is covered in soft coral. Spot sunfish, great barracuda, Napoleon fish and peacock grouper. If a waterpark is more your speed (and you have the kids in tow), be sure to visit Waterbom Bali in Kuta.

Waterbom Bali

Climb a rice terrace

Boat cruise

Visit an elephant cave Goa Gajah Elephant Cave is a mysterious archaeological site Sky Shuttle helicopter surrounded by ancient Hindu temples. While there are no elephants in Bali, a gigantic elephant-headed Ganesh is carved into the rock. You enter the tiny cave through a demonic mouth, representing Rangda, the child-eating witch from Balinese mythology. Welcome to the underworld!

Bali’s beautiful rice terraces were all carved by hand and are irrigated using an impressive communal water system developed by Balinese farmers in the eighth century. Some 600 metres above sea level, Tagalong Rice Terrace is a must-visit due to its sublime views, and you can hike or even cycle through the rice paddies. Tagalong Rice Terrace

Monkey around The Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary homes some 600 greyhaired long-tailed macaques. As you wander through the 12.5-hectare nature reserve, you can get as close as you like to the monkeys, but you are advised not to make eye contact with them, or smile at them (to a monkey showing your teeth is a sign of aggression). And don’t steal their bananas!

Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary

Explore the interior

Goa Gajah Elephant Cave

If you tire of the beach, head inland for trekking, horseback riding, whitewater rafting, quad biking… and waterfalls. One of the most magical and easy to get to is Tegenungan Waterfall, a 10-minute drive from Ubud. Here, you can enjoy epic views from the top, as the waters cascade over black-stone cliffs, and walk down 100 or so steps for a dip in the pool.  www.arounddb.com April 2018

Tegenungan Waterfall

ESCAPES

Pura Ulu Watu

Go temple-hopping

View active volcanoes

Penelokan means ‘place to look’ in Balinese, and from this tiny aptly named village you can view both of Bali’s active volcanoes. Be stunned by the view across to Mount Batur and down to the lake at the bottom of the crater, and check out the lava flow on Mount Agung.

Penelokan

Bali is a devoutly Hindu society with Animist roots, and it’s said there are more temples than houses on the island. Make a point of visiting the venerated sea temples, which form a chain along Bali’s south-western coast. From the clifftop site of Pura Ulu Watu, you can see both Pura Tanah Lot and Pura Perancak.

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RECIPES

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Cauliflower cheese Serves 6 • 300 g cauliflower florets • 50 g butter • 40 g tbsp plain flour, sifted • 570 ml milk • 300 g mature cheddar, grated

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• 3 tbsp white breadcrumbs

Boil the cauliflower for 5 minutes until tender. Preheat the oven to 200°C. To make the cheese sauce, melt the butter gently in a small saucepan. Take it off the heat and stir in the flour to form a smooth paste. Return the pan to a medium heat and start to add the milk, about 25 milligrams at a time. Stir vigorously with a wooden spoon as you pour to incorporate each bit of liquid thoroughly before adding the next. When all the milk has been incorporated, turn the heat to its lowest possible setting and let the sauce cook for 6 minutes. Stir in half the cheese over a low heat until melted. Add the cauliflower, mix well, and transfer to a gratin dish. Combine the remaining cheese with breadcrumbs, sprinkle over the top and bake for 20 minutes until golden and crisp.

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attraction We often take side servings of vegetables for granted but done well they can’t be beat. Rediscover the best way to prepare potatoes, cauliflower and even cabbage

Roast potatoes Serves 4

• 50 g lard or olive oil • 450 g potatoes Place a fat-filled roasting tin to preheat at 220°C. Peel and cut the potatoes into even sizes, pour boiling water over them, add some salt, and simmer for 10 minutes. Drain, then put the lid back on the saucepan and shake it vigorously up and down to roughen the edges of the potatoes. Make sure the fat in the roasting tin is really hot and take it out of the oven, closing the door to keep the heat in. Place the tin over direct medium heat to keep the fat sizzling. Spoon in the potatoes, tilting the pan to baste each one with a complete covering of hot fat. Transfer them to the highest shelf of the oven and roast for 45 to 55 minutes. Turn them over at half time. 

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RECIPES

Boiled cabbage Serves 4

• 3 pounds cabbage, chopped • 225 g thick-cut bacon, chopped • 78 ml apple cider vinegar • 500 ml water • 2 tbsp all-purpose flour Bring the cabbage, bacon, vinegar and 475 milligrams of water to a boil over a medium-high heat. Reduce the heat to low and then simmer uncovered for about 3 hours until the cabbage is very tender. Add more water as needed. Whisk the flour and 25 milligrams of water together in a small bowl and gradually add it to the cabbage mixture. Continue to simmer for about 5 minutes until thickened.

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HK HAPPENINGS

GFI HKFC 10S

Hong Kong Football Club, Happy Valley To kick off Hong Kong’s famous rugby week, the GFI HKFC 10s sees the game’s top athletes playing in iconic 10-a-side matches. 2017 champion, UBB Gavekal of Fiji, returns to battle it out with 15 other teams. For tickets, starting at HK$100, visit www.ticketflap.com.

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WALLABIES SEVENS LUNCH

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HONG KONG SEVENS

Hong Kong Stadium, Causeway Bay Being the seventh tournament on the World Series calendar, the Cathay Pacific/ HSBC Hong Kong Sevens attracts some of the world’s greatest rugby players and of fans urfc.hk thousands from all over the world. To make the celebration even bigger, enjoy the Hong Kong Sevens Festival at Lee Gardens in Causeway Bay until April 8. For match tickets, starting at HK$330, visit www.viagogo.com. April 6-8

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Get a chance to be seated with one of the Wallabies stars at the Classic Wallabies Sevens Long Lunch hosted by Master of Ceremony Will Hansen of the USRC Tigers. Enjoy mingling over lunch and drinks, and hearing some of the players speak. Guests also get a complementary transfer to the Hong Kong Stadium in Causeway Bay after the event. For tickets, starting at HK$900, visit www.ticketflap.com.

SPARTAN RACE

HOKA STAIRMASTER TWINS RACE Tai Tam Reservoir, Tai Tam Country Park

The Hoka Stairmaster April 7-8 Twins race follows the classic Trailwalker training route, starting at Parkview along Tai Tam Reservoir. Runners make their way to Violet Hill, climb the Twins to reach Stanley Gap www.lantaubasecamp.com Road, and then race back to the starting point. The route covers 10 kilometres with a 1,000-metre+ elevation. Categories include runners aged 18 to 35, 36 to 50, and 50 up. For more information, visit events.lantaubasecamp.com.

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Ha Pak Nai, Yuen Long The Spartan Race offers obstacles that are designed to challenge and take you out of your comfort zone. Go through mud, barbed wire and, occasionally, ‘Hell on Earth,’ as you run, climb and crawl your way to the finish line. There are five categories: Sprint Open gate20.com (morning or afternoon), Age Group and Men/ Women Elite Sprint. For registration, starting at HK$760, and spectator passes at HK$50, visit www.spartanrace.hk. April 14

HONG KONG FILM AWARDS Hong Kong Cultural Centre, Tsim Sha Tsui The Hong Kong Film April 15 Awards grants recognition for achievements in filmmaking, such as acting, directing and screenwriting. Charlene Choi and Zhang Jicong are presenting awards to the winners in this year’s 19 categories. Sneak a peek of your favourite celebrities as they arrive www.emirates247.com on the red carpet. For more information and to see the nominations, visit www.hkfaa.com.

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KOOZA Central Harbourfront Event Space, Central April 19-June 3

MEGA ICE HOCKEY 5’S Mega Ice, Kowloon Bay

Catch some action on ice at the 12-day Mega Ice Hockey 5’s. The tournament consists of a youth division, open to kids aged five to 16, and an adult division for players aged 17 and up. All games are open to the public and admission is free. For more information, visit www.megaice.com.hk.

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THE SCRIPT LIVE IN HONG KONG Kowloon Bay International Trade & Exhibition Centre, Kowloon Bay

Kooza returns to the origins of Cirque du Soleil by combining acrobatic performance and the art of clowning. Exploring themes of fear, identity, recognition and power, join The Innocent, a melancholy loner, as he journeys to find his place in the world. For tickets, starting at HK$488, visit www.asiaboxoffice.com.

PEPPA PIG LIVE

Kowloonbay International Trade & Exhibition Centre, Kowloon Bay April 28-29

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Mega popular Irish three-piece The Script returns to Hong Kong following the release of its latest album Freedom Child. Formed in 2007, the band boasts three multi-platinum albums and four platinum singles. The Script has won three Meteor Ireland Music Awards and two World Music Awards, and has received two Brit Award nominations. For tickets, starting at HK$580, visit www.hkticketing.com.

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Kids are invited to celebrate treasured memories with Peppa Pig and friends at the brand-new live musical show. Enjoy watching a special day planned by Mummy Pig, filled with new songs, games, surprises, jumps in muddy puddles and snorts of laughter. For tickets, starting at HK$280, visit www.hkticketing.com. www.arounddb.com April 2018

WORSHIP SERVICE Discovery College Sundays @ 10am CONTEMPORARY WORSHIP PRACTICAL BIBLE TEACHING KIDS CHURCH & TEENS

Alcoholics Anonymous •Counselling for individuals, couples, families & adolescents • Sliding fee scale; affordable options for all clients • English, Putonghua, Cantonese, Russian, Hindi, Marathi and Marwadi speaking counsellors

Pastor James Buckner Tel: 2987 7061 www.dbicc.org

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DB FACES

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Win prizes from Uncle Russ Coffee and The Pier Bar! Congratulations to last monthâ€™s winner: Colin Sim (@colsimphotography)

he best snap wins! Your mission this month is to share a photo taken in DB or Lantau on our @around_db Instagram page and hashtag it #arounddb. You have until the 10th of this month to enter â€“ so get tagging. This is your chance to win a complimentary coffee from Uncle Russ, or a beer from The Pier Bar every day for a week. We will contact the winner via Instagram. Good luck!

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TUITION & COURSES

HEALTH & WELLBEING

HOME SERVICES

THERAPY FROM GROWING UP GREAT

• Local & international moves • Long/ short-term storage • Handyman services • World-class service – competitive rates Operating on DB & Lantau.

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DELIVERY PERSON/ MESSENGER

Michael, a HK resident, is available to deliver documents & small parcels around HK. Available full- or part-time. Call 9145 6731 to leave a message

• Professional therapy & counselling for children, adolescents & adults • Based in Discovery Bay • Office, online & home visits available contact@growingupgreathongkong.com, or call Lorraine Cook at 6182 0959, Liz Hemmings at 9387 5305

HEALTH & WELLBEING

VR, HYPNOSIS: INDIVIDUAL &/ OR COUPLES THERAPY Virtual reality programmes for PTSD, addictions, phobias (fear of flying/ public speaking/ bridges/ enclosed spaces/ storms). * Couples’ conflicts * Overeating * Career/relationship stress * Anger management * Nail biting * Exam jitters Divorce/ post-divorce/ career coaching. Quit smoking quickly. Dr Melanie Bryan, Psy.D. Clinical psychologist, hypnotherapist 2575 7707, www.mindmatters.hk

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AKASH MOVING & HANDYMAN SERVICES

• Packing, moving & storage service • Interior painting & patch-up work • Appliance installation • Hanging pictures & mirrors • Blinds, curtains & shelves installation • Lights & ceiling fan installation • LCD TV mounting & switch replacement Contact 2421 8088, info@akash.hk, www.akash.hk

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FLAT PAINTING & HANDYMAN WORKS

• Painting & handyman works, interior & exterior • PU waterproof injection for external walls • Astro-turfing, tiling & electrics

ENGLISH TUTOR/TEACHER

• BA degree in English from a US university • Over 10 years’ teaching & tutoring experience, with children, teens & adults at all levels of fluency • DB-based, flexible schedule & reasonable rates • Learn to understand, speak & write English well • Build confidence & increase your vocabulary • Write better essays & improve schoolwork Call, text or What’s App Charles at 9406 8342

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Lessons for adults & children, individually & in small groups. Any level/ time/ purpose. In the Greens.

LEARN SPANISH

• Native speaker • DELE examiner & experienced teacher • IB, IGCSE, A Level & HKDSE Business Spanish • Courses for adults • Flexible schedule & locations • Special offers for DB & Tung Chung students Contact Erik at 9666 9511, rerikm@hotmail.com

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NATIVE ENGLISH TUTOR

CELTA qualified with 10 years+ experience, including ESF. Improve your or your child’s written or spoken English through home tuition. • Interview techniques • Exam preparation • Social & business conversation • Support of class lessons Lessons tailored to suit individual needs for all ages. Call Anne on 5972 6969

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LUXURY APARTMENTS IN SIENA 2, DB

Spacious 600 square-foot apartments – quiet with sea views over park, near Club Siena & DB Tunnel. Fully furnished with washer/ drier, bed linen, kitchenware, 55” TVs, wi-fi, blu-ray home theatre. Contact the owner on 9317 0624, nialady2011@gmail.com

2-BED IN CHERISH COURT, DB

Fully furnished, 2-bedroom flat with wi-fi & Now TV. Full sea view & Disneyland-firework view. Photos available. Contact Jacqueline on 9811 0718, jacquelinedb@gmail.com

LUXURY DB 2-BED

Newly renovated, 2-bed flat with balcony. Luxuriously furnished, with TV, cable & broadband. Panoramic harbour views & short walk to pier. Contact Charles on 6140 7971, charles@headlandhomes.hk. Contact Katie on 9150 7319, katie@headlandhomes.hk

FULLY FURNISHED DB 1-BED

Smart apartment on a high floor with sea view. Close to pier & DB Plaza. Available fully furnished. Call Tiareti on 9732 8985

BUSINESSES SERVING LANTAU ALC's unique plans provide international private medical insurance cover designed specifically for your needs. • Large corporate or small groups • Individual or with dependants • Expatriate or local Find out more about what ALC can offer at www.alchealth.com or call 3478 3751 for a tailored quote.

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Parsons White Wealth Management Partner Practice of St. James’s Place Wealth Management An expert financial service of distinct quality, integrity and excellence located at DB North Plaza. 2433 6981, 5664 7614 www.sjpp.asia/pwwm

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Harvey Law Group An International Law Firm in DB North Plaza providing a wide range of commercial and personal legal services. 2416 8618 dboffice@harveylawcorporation.com www.harveylawcorporation.com DB Party Time Gillian florist, North Plaza Mypetshop, North Plaza P-Solution Pen’n Paper Pets Gallery The Optical House Well Supreme Laundry Services

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Dance classes based on the ISTD requirements conducted in a fun, disciplined and safe environment. 2987 6867 melissa@futurestarsdanceacademy.com

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ews that the government is taking over a chunk of prestigious Hong Kong Golf Club (Fanling) to build flats for 6,000 people has proved inspirational. Discussions are now underway for a world first (and probably last) in residential golf resorts; squeezing the dimensions of the Discovery Bay course to integrate 1,000 luxury apartments and townhouses – into the playing areas. And a proposed addition to the existing clubhouse; a 38-storey residential and shopping complex with a multi-level driving range. They say it’s a win-win. But apart from the developer, who is it that wins exactly? “Let’s face it, golf is a waste of time and land, but a lot of big business types like to play,” a government spokesperson explains. “We’ll give planning approval to dramatically reduce the width of the fairways, and make it a painfully difficult course to play. The game is all about pointless hardship and irritation anyway, so the more exasperating the better.” Imagine, luxury homes lining infuriatingly narrow fairways; greens the size of a Chinese banquet table surrounded by low-rise housing. But golfers are a weird and well-heeled breed. They will pay a fortune to try and overcome ridiculous hazards. They call it ‘the challenge renewed,’ which means they’ll return again and again, going crazy because it’s never possible to be adequately rewarded.

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No instant gratification, and your score is never good enough. Golf is a bit like playing fruit machines, but with tiresome walking and the

GOLF: MORE OR LESS Serious development is on the cards at Discovery Bay Golf Club. Peter Sherwood heads onto the fairway to find out more chance to flail hopelessly with a steel rod thrown in. What the residents say Australian-born DB resident and psychotherapist Bruce Beer has this to say: “Hey, it makes sense. Why not make a spectacularly peculiar game a lot sillier? Millions of weekend Don Quixotes and their Sancho Panza caddies tilting at metaphorical windmills in a vainglorious attempt to find their inner Tiger Woods. Only the uncommonly rich and hopeful would sign up for an expensive lifetime bashing a little white ball through the shrubbery, so as to end up terminally depressed and headed for the bar. “If you ask me, extreme disappointment with drinks comes faster, and cheaper, in a pub,” Bruce adds. “No long, sweaty hikes, no barriers to progress, and no frustration.”

Visiting Scottish golf pro Jimmy McDivot is, however, appalled at the idea. “I’m appalled,” he says emphatically. “Removing natural hazards, such as sand bunkers and lakes, to replace them with houses is absurd. Playing out of bounds from some bloke’s backyard Jacuzzi is a crass and objectionable departure from the finest traditions of the royal and ancient game.” But aren’t ponds and sand traps unnatural natural hazards? And why would using a pitching wedge to hit a ball over a townhouse be a problem? This remark led Jimmy to threaten me with a three-wood and an unseemly outburst in the Glaswegian vernacular. He remains firmly appalled. However, one club member I approached says that the development could be a good thing, in that it couldn’t make his golfing much worse. “I joined Discovery Bay Golf Club 30 years ago and have played the course thousands of times. You’d think that after all that practice, I’d be getting better but no, I get worse. Just an occasional win.” A bit like playing fruit machines? Happy April Fool’s Day.

Peter Sherwood has lived in DB for 19 years. The former head of an international public relations firm, Peter is the author of 15 books and has written around 400 satirical columns for the South China Morning Post.

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