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18, 1920 PERTH, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER,
Carson's Red Hand
SHIP PIRATE THE DANIEL IN
The Demon in Ireland's Path
A COMEDY IN ONE ACT. as BY " BRICRU. Billy Hughes costumed the IIL-Curtain rises revealing hair at a table-On Kidd --small and SCENE Henry dishevelled Captain as with sits -He II George-costumed IL-Sly pistol, and one large of England-The SCENE cunning like Billy Carnbrensis but not so atrabilious looking, table are two opened razors, an automatic the south=west coast kneels before a wooden Irish SCENE 1.--A pirate ship[off " Rat Poison"-Billy rises and offers incense as long John Silver, minus the pirates lifting slowly from the labelled Carson Ned bottle are Doughty clouds the he and ship other which and to sea is calm, Churchyard Hughes portion of the Morris Windbag aft William Law, the of bust leg, Bonehead takes his -pie, is Ned gazes anxiously without)-He againwildly coast, which is visible-Towards determined, armed cap -a (Tonitrus sinistri Weird music bell at assembled at heaequarters. Doughty to him in 191 2 It he grabs rings, a group of pirates, grim:aud breastwork-The presented Bill -up Kaiser table-Telephone the at -thrown place damn" at a clock which mitt sheltered' behind a hastily and two inscriptions, " Gott presWon g number-Billy saysof" W. M. on hie sleeve, stands listens! Arms and bands gold receiver Imperial the the hears four the towards the bust pirate captain, wearing The clock has been eyes are directed towards but immediately looks contritely uns" and " Alles hat seine zeit." that Ned did not bit advance of the group-All motionless-It is Daniel-His to the common room just to showand their playthings Hughes. (Shaded lights). stands ented figure tall a where coast-Save bow, other pirates he is facing the Irish really mean to kick all the and long knives. back is to the pirates, and there is:silence-At length with (ioqUilttr) sent to into the Boyne. All wear redhissashes A railway guard has been Edward knife on the solo of his BILLY CAMBRENBIS for the wash of the waters, my manly frame, sharpens speaks. Sir Churchyard Captain Windbag pirate Cold, nervous tremblings shake hard labour for stealing kind the off to the other breath moves and his name ; Oh! the red, red hand of Ulsterbated shriek of sou did this winds If the long coat. boot ; Bonehead Law looks scared night the Carson's All The dripping blood-stained Orange venir collecting grows on our rail I rose in fright, end of the room. Wild were my dreams, and oft handone day find Sir Edeight. may we ghastly ways some at Frozen with horror it, CAPTAIN ( loqUiiMr)the prey, ward inspecting his Ulstet Guard of A thousand crimes drip from Alack it may be that they've missed pyjamas. have we with valour true And the curses of a ruined land. Honour in his Once more, brave lads,from Antwerp to Peru so, for me, this is a fatal day. SLY GEORGE (ioquiiUr) If towards hand his band, of world gallant sweep the but more, small dramatic a Once (With What though, my chiefs, my ogour name, the land the lethal weapons) Made tremble at the glory The war we've won and oftimes gulled of our fame, woe, task compel And wider spread the circle other weapons prove how direful is my war this we These recent must needs quite Yet the dreaded foe. Daniel live if Which-truth to tell-in this prophet live, jar hold the cannot I and nasty take a To quite an Asp's, Suffered great shook-had They say his bite's more deadly than in that dreadVutland fight gasps: of Offence, costumed a la Wellington)When fourteen shipsand room. His very name gives little BillyYankee Enter FIERCE (Minieter dark eternal night to which the Sunfriends, cloak, he strides across the our The the country, andparty, Were sent to Hades we shouteff"Victory"! in a told he's Wrapped truths the we Recall in spite, We see things as they are. amends the day Times is a make alarm. to in be up With brazen throats twill penetrated starts has Gedds Billy sea"! for day the hard of of light How of its pretended chammasters lordly Tiber springs, of the Sunday Times in emphasise, protestaAnd lustier still "We're where its too, transaction State, the Hughes, damage of pioning What Billy Wee printing BILLY (loquitor) certain the strings: ! ultra -loyalty repurchasing a State The cry was echoedtobythe Daily OozeI fear me, Howard will fail to work Government tions of Imperialistic Angels and ministers of graceatforfend light of Aus press from the Who had it cabled an end ! Govern- (questionable in the its In fine he's been a veritable thorn the southern skies, surely he, our hopes are less than the 'Ti. recent plea, beneath £5,300 for nationality), defence talian sure Our resump"Daily Lies." which was a ment paid for it, underin the which our "Do Cristo Others," lies (concerning The most efficient of theit to the Sunday Stink(Fleece faces him) gentle Fierce, 0 tion scheme of 1912, was thou shrieking ALL (fervently)'tie of tirade thanks passed much : interestnext no No, and The Oose morn. Sunday contemporary gloom to pierce, the Irish question), hypocrisy, of good printers' ink We pray the gods he's slain this blessed With sun like grace hart come our in genera/ Veiy well. The Sunday Times An acknowledged wasteFly" hams in woeful rhymes ed. to say to villification of Catholics no balm, no comfort word derision of thou couple of squamish attempts for a Haat pesistent in time!) There maudlin "Blow (one its Times. ? away palatable of the Savoury -a-million Jack," make the deal morethat That haply now may drive sad care And conserves the odour certain ex- Scaddan as "Gone wept toPsear, the public, pleaded latest advance (?) DOUGHTY NED (gloomily)The joyful news old ladies were missing from etc., etc.-the profiteer to do, fittings in the Legietr^. -shrunk work FIERCE (despondently)pensive subject soul the contain. the fail on the omens made they'll indeed fear woe I Alack, repurchased. Be And strength Comfort there's none! muchyou once again crew, on Tuesday evening the machine when are his costly car not prepared sive Assembly We've traitor dogs among the pirate in dreams I saw With loyal hand to deckvoice admitted, we Premier (Mr. MOthe wa night that the through. won Last when Orange last, were "We've ship the traosactiou, the Lutes-, Mr. The task were mine, to waste space over And shout with husky In Sydney town, loud voiced in the'Domain. to the chell), in answer to admissions, will surely out, is but simply to call attention made the following But truth, or soon oraslate, (Enter a Purple Man of the Orange Lodge) the Jutland rout. that of the various statements of glaring misreprefact positive proof epiAud-now 'tfre'fabledfeat (excitedly) episode-an Max this seas with PURPLE true, the is connected upon news cheerful)the sentation. swear of Yet this, our latest BONEHEAD LAW (idiotically Good friends, kind friends-I sode perpetrated at the expense pirate crew. these "Blow -fly" rhymes, (points to Daniel) Fie, gloomy Ned here, read so He's ta'en, held fast by the brave the battle and the breeze." times. trying these in mirth Proves still we "brave you bring To The Premier's Answers. Flrece you. Mr. Lutey's Questions. The Impah's saved and Billy so are seen the state Minister the sleek Has 1. the up -ambles -dog 1. Yes. he ment relative to the Hoe press lapping waters. A bull the rat poison over him, after which ominously. Daniel Docoarr NED (angrily)Sunday Silence, save for the in the Billy faints and Fierce throws so as to appeared about him, and growls horrid jargon smells, hands three times around the table members which *neck and drops it the his 29th? on the Away towards Daniel, sniffs of walks Away August nape of and the by Times revives female hells the bull -dog point of view. Male and coast of Ireland. The in the state- suddenly takes Home Rule I'll have, or any thousand see the situation from a new of P.P.A. and kindred societies come on 2. Is he aware that proprietary continues to watch the wells. captured in the overboard, then calmlyAn But spare, Oh spare the ooze from fetid L.O.L., represetatives a happy, ment referred to the the Hibernian pirate (he was of a circle-in in about amazed. pirate The dance are and alia: pirates was partly subjugated) laughs. the stage. All join hands sing to the accom- stated inter orders that he wild state when the island fashion. Billy, Fierce, and others "On hearing this The Sunday and, in a hissing whisper, of a fight walks towards Law and lighthearted right, knocks and three tin whistles. the Commissioner for full a scenting drum asked with captain glowers at him Churchyard, Orange Times an of pirate, Windbag paniment take in irons. The Hibernianother damage. At length he is Railways what tie would - shall be put feeling the edge of his knife. Ned does and Doughty Commissioner) 2. Yes. teeth, (the CHORUS. it, and he So eat the mate's false said, 'Well, what about £500?' and drawing a thousand a year, -day to overpowered. living be to it." good took 'Tis we and the death of the profiteer, the Commt WINDBAG CHURCHYARD (truculently) To rant of defence and empire 3. Is he aware that and damn lies at Antwerp led in his the fools who pay for blatherskite Who said Home Rule I' 'Twas Igloomy Judas for Railways stated the -gulling A sinner pocket CAPTAIN ? and Ned Jap, the and old -King 2 that Wheat or you Law with speak September you -nob of Did hob befool, we report race Mile 3. Yes. this offer of the made Times Our native wit can ne'er Sunday ; prize. ridicnle their with They stab us deepest £500? swell, pay! 4. THE COMMISSIONER'S. Atlantic is correct? 'tie true: Then ?-oh the devil toaway. Oh that some mountainousisle to deepest hell 4. Which statement NED (scornfully)Some day the bubble will burst, safe stowed dread. swag of the no the me text with bring isle, full threats Your foggy the the to is Would sweep their cursed mills Go tilt at 5. What of But we'll fly secure we'll laugh at the mess we've Government 5. It is on the file. Printer's report There, right merry, as pirate kings January, 1920? Daniel. He suddenly turns towatch a wrought, never us intently pirother cost All that the pirate follows suit; the Silence again. may sweep dear Aussie land, for 'twill the Commissioner Pope the scape-goat Windbag takes off his coat; Carsonunder give movement is so unexpected strikes the first the table) rush towards And the deluge The Premier's replies of the situation. wards the pirates ; the thought. ates (all except Sly George who crawls jerks his head backwardson and and depth ol on the hoofs breadth much horse's is a The Sunday Times should examof there the clatter and the public captain involuntarily is heard din is passed the one. That impact Above The trio. the nose. Daniel. the of contemporary. ine its conscience, if it ithas and up the deck Sunday announces the capture patters (CURTAIN) our courier officer full on terrier is not albreathless Irish A An Commissioner Having examined it. if to paper stated that but it. Another Hiberniau pavement eonfusion'and bad language. unresponsive fall on each other's necks weeping. (curtain). caresses and Comdead and the Churchyard ready pate and who Ned Schubert are "The Joys of William" Pope said one thing, was a fiat promptings of truth and fair dealfrisks about Daniel on and put in irons: All guns set is also he the to ORCHESTRA and scene) statement restitution (curtain), it will make pirate laughs missioner's (The curtain rises twice on the reconciliation as he approaches. Fireworks From the abovepre-it ing, contradiction. the Government. pointeittowarde Daniel Government that that would not be business :
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at held on Wednesday nightof last, the old which the terminal report We sinwas adopted. committee that a this will be one of the We are pleased to reporthave tak- cerely hope of either very few special meetings large number of members or the general memsociety's the in committee the given the en the advice _ during weeks, called be of will couple bers that notes of the last tends to make the subscripand have paid up their has tak- term, as nothing smaller meetings the at committee attendance new tions. The with regard than the irregular calling of them. en a very firm stand are to members whose subscriptions the be well for would it Next Thursday night will be in arrears, and hay while football club's final dance for the such members to make up and ensuccessful once, at very Some paying by year. shines the sun a very joyable dances have been run by or they will find that within will be debarred the club, during the winter months, short time theysociety's promises rooms. and the forthcoming one the from using Durto surpass all previous records. ing the evening seven gold medals The first meeting of the cricket will morn. photographs framed Sunday on three held club will be There and presented. ing, 19th. inst., at 11 a.m. team be strong very a be to promises this sea. EUCHRE PARTY AND DANCE entered by the society for members will be held in son, and all interested effort to atspecial a make should HIBERNIAN HALL, A furtend the inaugural meeting. to issued SEPTEMBER 20, 1920. ther reminder may also be to MONDAY,St. Joseph's New Church, intending players with reference of aid In the before their becoming financial South Perth. A most enRefreshments. season commences. held Good Prizes. on Thurs1/6: lady's, 1/-. Gent's, joyable dance was Tickets: cricket the of Hon. Secretary. day, 9th. inst., in aid floor YATES, V. in was The club's funds. the music CLUB. FOOTBALL splendid condition, andcapable C.Y.M.S. musi. was supplied by that CINDERELLA DANCE. cian, Miss Olitridge. Trophies. of at pre- And Presentation HALL, On his way to Melbournebest HIBERNIAN supsent is one of the society's 23. SEPTEMBER Wednes- THURSDAY, porters, Jim Ryan. Last always Music by J. Griffin. day night Jim, who hasof the cricbeen a constant follower Tickets, 2s. of the soket and football teams one of the PERCY C. DAVIDSON, ciety, as well as being time, Hon. Secretary. auditors for some considerable train to seek his - left by the Trans. Miss?" please, pastures and name, fields "Your fresh fortune in his "Iona Carr." There is a possibility oflater new. "Oh, do you? What make?" returning to W.A., however, We can assure him that we on. see will all be only too pleased to THE WINNING DOUBLE. meanhim back again, and in theluck in UNION BEER of time wish him the best AND his new sphere. IMPERIAL STOUT. Ulm was A special general meeting .
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indeed most successful throughout A REAL DECLARATION OF congregations Larger the week. The prizes were donatRIGHTS. (second. G. Hawwere never gathered in theofchurch by Messrs. McEvoy, much ed one was Mr. Sunday before. and Levinson. Gleeson, J. rememtrey, be to "I have no sworn eternal enmity activity, and one long o'clock Mass Rose conducted the euchre party, bered. The seven England. All I want is M.C. for the very en against also was when and scene, Mr. inspiring presented an that followed. music, that they will let me and my counsoul present approach. joyable dance supplied the every Fashionable almost of Communion. J. O'Donnell and. Kenny. try alone; all I want is that they ed the altar rails for We are displaying Early Shipments occu- and Messrs. Dalton,make the funcThe Children of Mary in regalia Creations, Smarthelped to will give us justice. I will wipe to due is a place of honour on one side McEvoy Goods which feature the Latest pied Praise Hibernians tion enjoyable. Mrs. Finey and Miss Shades out all their debts in the past; I Latest and of the aisle, while the Fabrics organisers, Choicest the strong), cent est Designs, (practically 100 per the front seats M. Kenny. will give them a free pardon for also in regalia, filled for the Coming Season. nine all their iniquities--I will give the At' side. Maylands other on the To-night a number of to Baysthem pardon for it all, if only o'clock Mass the church was again going are of parishioners of these crowded, the great majority a musical evening will from this time forward, they will where Inspection rewater, your having Mass Mrs. invite earlier Mr. and those at the We cordially spe- be held in the home of -street, Baysgive Ireland what God intended service the turned to hear the Missioner's of Murray A large number at A. Grieves, her to have, and what the Irish Beautiful Productions, or place at your cial sermon. should be a good There water. ComHoly who this Mass also received largest con- night's enjoyment for everyone people are now demanding, and Special Facilities of our munion. At night theMaylands was attends. what they will continue to assert, gregation yet seen in and the close COUNTRY ORDER DEPARTMENT. the present for devotions, no matter how long the struggle On next Saturday afternoon, Father Mitchell's party garden of the Mission. children's a may go on."-Archbishop gen- 25th. inst., discourse was an instructive the residence of Mr. at held be will preachhe Conroy -street. eralisation of the sermons and Mrs. Franklin, Re3d. is ed during the Mission, and concludadmission The price of provided be OBITUARY. ed with the Papal Blessing. Father the freshments will not Mitchell was assisted during will have the opDean free, but children on penniu week by Father Lynch, P.P., of spending portunity away at his resiG. passed Father There and etc. ThelnusiBrennan (Narrogine the lollies, cakes, jellies, announc- dence, ''Kia Ora" (late Dalkeith Before Benediction, Griffin. cal evening, as previouslysame had who all date, thanked Missioner on the House), High-street, Fremantle, at the plea- ed, will be held made his stay in Maylands Edand a good muster is hoped for. the early age of 47 years, Mr.Friday sure it was, and those who helped Fynmore, on the concert Machen (Fred) September. to make the various practices children's class The defirst A 10th. the 'uccess they were on every occasion. now being organised by the Sisters. last, the on ceased, who had been ailing for school passed will be given in the had lately months, euchre six a last evening be Last Monday next. It promises topar- through a great deal of suffering. Toheld in St. Thursday party and dance was children have yetthe cod medical aid was of no the Limerick the best the Luke's Hall, in aid ofvery Several young ladies wards in. ticipated atFOR SALE. good as- avail whatever, and the ministragenerously Stall. There was a are Highgate WANTED. from Neville brought Competition was keen sisting. There is every indication tions of Rev. Father tendance. A good SITUATION WANTED. comfort. well up to I and card playing was The will be crowded all him considerable school the that his loss is keens refather, and lady ladies' child husband Highly respectable young as Lady or small the usual standard. there is probably not a single The late Mr. Fynmore is Pollard felt. Mrs. ly perby the won in Needlewoman wants daily work. ARCM LILIES, in large were part quires Situation in the city prizes (sec- who has not someadmission will be survived by his wife and three chil. dresses, Help or Companion to a Catholic (first), and Miss J. 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