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VOL. XX
SATURDAY, JANUARY
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BECHTEL
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PRIOR: THRREPHINOIP
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E. ARUNDEL
coNTRACTORS TO THE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS.
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth.
Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murray'st., Perth
large fleet of Gt.1 di airships, ro:e the British litur of 1950, passed over our town. ,sterday morThey cast a gem o,er the ning. entire community." A
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Bagsley-Doct)r, I wish you would You've bens courting First Tramp (crying pitsounly)-A now for you'll tins a fork in the call around and see my wife. a number of years, George," re- man caught me and set ms to Doctor-What's the trouble ? marked a girl to a young man, work. Bagsley-That's what I want to and I want to make a little leap Second Tramp-Well, ylou fool, this Smithers-Why were you at the find out. I came home at 4.30 this year proposal. is a free country. What made you ball last night ? morning, after a time with the boys, am not in a position to m do it.? Dashaway-Didn't a e a dress and slept till twelve o'clock. She marry just yet, stammered 'he First Tramp-He said if I didn't suit. hasn't said a word about it. I'm youth but Smith-rs-Why, I sa you in one afraid she's losing her mind, or else he'd wash my face. Who said anything about marrith, other evening. going to strike me for a sealskin. I love so much to hear Herbert age ? interrupted the girl. I was Dashaway (sadly)-Tat was my brother's. He got boa., first yesterA story is told of a Frenchman about to propose that you stop talk, said Mamie to her mother. You do ? day. who was very anxious to see an coming here, and give somebody else American business man at his hone. a chance. Yee ; there is such a ring about jr4es, said the elder brother, corn- The first morning when he called at ' placently, as he finial* a barbarous- the house, the maid replied to his A pompous doctor was going round his remarks. A ring ? l'erhaPs his intentioos the wards, followed by a crowd o: ly conducted stra'n I consider query are really serious. some of the tones of ry voice quite " Th^ master is not down yet," students. rare. meaning down stairs. I can tell a man's occupation Very likely, ret rod the younger The following morning he called from his disease. he said turning to Mrs. Gillet-So there Is a tablet in your transept to her memory. Did since they are not at well done- again and was met with a patient. Now, this man is a she do anything to bring people to quite raw, in fact. " The master is not up rt," 'reari- musician. Aren't you ? the Church t ng that he had not yet arisen from And you play a wind instrument ' Adr,--So you hay 'neon to see his bed. Minister-Well, yes She wore a Yes, sir. Sunday for threk new hat every your husband's folks, have you LuThe Frenchman, looking at her Yes. ther, and road.
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