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BECHTEL
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1909.
No. 1c22. VOL. XXXIII.
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A. W. READING
ARUNDEL)
JAMES STREET,
GOVERNMENTS. ('ONTRACTORS TO THE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH
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The House of Quality
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth. Perth Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murratst.,
First class groceries and Imo*I dairy' produce. None eat *zed. keep a room specially fitted for boater, nadir my own euyervislea, sad give satisfaction every time.
Readers of the " Record " Give me a Trial.
COURT
HOTEL
BEAUFORT STREET. CON O'BRIEN.
Having secured the freehold of Ws old -established and well-known Hete. telry, will be pleased to welcome all old friends from the fields while ea a visit to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD ord MIDLAND JIINOT.
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the oil what I am, ma'am," replied Lot's wife turned into a season, too nervous to venture She was anxious to poor fellow, " so I held out my the pavement. salt. pillar of lead me for someone to her destination on the °the' hand Guyer r Lot's wife was slow. In get to of the thoroughfare, but hesita across. side turns suftiathe generally woman shouted Who was it these days a the journey. Presently gist leader, " who was it that di: into a department store or a Millin- 'tied to risk she perceived a stranger offering her ? " the most to elevate woman ery shop. A Sunday School teacher was tryShe sieved it and they hie hand. little chap blinked his eyes, clear to his class the A A ing to make traffic. the into plunged both who why the man fundamental doctrines of the Dacia-and drawled pardon, said the hotel clerk motor bus all but ran over them ; Beg invented those high French heels. ation of Independence. but what is your name ' taxi cab whizzed past so close that And then the meeting adjourned. Name echoed the indignant guest, the lady fancied her last moment " Now, boys," he said, " I will who had just registered. Don't you had come. She clung tighter to her you each three ordinary butgive and support, I had nine children to see my signature there on the re- guide, who never flinclied but went tons. must Here they are. You it kept Ire busy, said Smith to gister ? madly on under the heads of i.oe think of the first one as repres-Inte I do, answered the clerk, calmly. Jones as thou met ; but one of the Then they all but collided ing Life, of the second one as rehorses. girls got married. Now I haveThat is what aroused my curiosity. with a bicycle, and the wheels of presenting Liberty, and the third Eight ? interrupted Jones. the feathers of one as representing the Pursuit al twisted handsome a ten-couni'.ne the son-in-law, No, at Happiness. Next Sunday I will ask What's the matter across the way'*: the lady's toque. A tramcar said Smith with a sigh. asked the tailor of a by-etander as that moment passed an inch from poll each to produde the three batreand a butcher's cart tens and tell me what they the ambulance backed up to the door their toes, Platon'a CV. "lid (It wasn' of his rival. A A rap- present. knocked her handbag away. the office the at Dick,"), " A customer fell in a fit, and they tor horn at her ear nearly frightenother day w th a bundle of poems. are taking him to the hospital, he ed her out of her wits, and the pole The following Sunday the teacher " 1 boy. said to the youngest member : "Non office the He was in-st ;r..plied of a bus catching her in the back Johnny, produce your three buttons, would like to le'tve those poems with tee By said the indeed pavement. the strange That's pushed her on to for." .t is the usual proyour editor. lo this time she had found voice to and tell me what they stand lor' I never knew a customer sobcedure ? I hn ,u't done any news- get a fit in that establishment be- upbraid the man to whom she hai " I ain't got 'em all," he paper work bet ,re." " Oh, dear oil. bed, holding out two of the butclinging. fore. been with " Oh," said b Office Boy, tons. Here's Life, an' here's LiberT'Ut alive a wonder dear --trv,th,-" The ushis them'. in might ty, but mommer sewed the Pursuit 9 man mean you do What elderly an of story is a There ual custom. Is to leave 'em, an' on my pants ' "-Philaa have been killed a dozen times over. of Happiness standing on the kerb by .a, y' or so-and git lady call back in P.oconl. delphia just That's " " blind you Are of the height the in crossing crowded 'em."
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