No. Pc2o.
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4,
VOL. XXXIII.
R.
for transmbre/on by Post as a l'ilewspap er.
sieeistered at the G.P.O. Perth,
Published every Sotardey.
BECHTEL
Be
CO.
Patel: THREEPEN(311
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JAMES STREET, GUILDFORD.
W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS,
CONTRACTORS TO
A. W. READING The House of Quality
Head Office : Barrack'Street, Perth. Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murray'st., Perth
First class groceries sat imaat dairy predure. None can eked. 1 keep a room specially fibbed ter brie ter, tinder my own uperviallaa, sad give eatisfactios every time.
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Readers of the " Record " Give me a Trial.
HOTEL
COURT
BEAUFORT STREET,
PERTH
CON O'BRIEN.
Having secured the freehold of this old-established and well-known Hoetelry, will be pleased to welcome all old friends from the fields while oe Visit to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD 401 MIDLAND JUNOT.
ONLY
THE
QUALITY OP USED.
REST
FLOUR
Give them a Trial
A Corner of the Factory.
Father, said the little Rollo, what. underAngry caller-Look here, Mistress (quite earnestly,-The silthis is appendicitis ? in eat mistresses get the best cook:.. stand you called ate a liar My son, answered the cynical par Bridget (highly honoured)-Ah Go morning's paper. Am I right. on13 ent, appendicitis is something that We Able Editor-No-o. Tbe Needy One -I say, old man, on with your blarney. print news enables a good doctor to open up a could you lend me a sovereign, for man's anatomy and remove his en a day or two ? I bad an argument to -day with nr.. to tire bank account. a Kind Lady-It must be hard The Other One-My dear fellow, the butcher over the quality, of lend is out at present, roast. find that you have inherited a taste sovereign I for beefsteak ? OF MORE INTEREST. and I've several names down for it Sort of a joint argument, eh ! Sandy Pikes-Yes, mum mpecial:y when it tomes back. confided the pretty girl, sh:ePapa, in when you find dat yep haven't Elephant-" Why does Longm ly, there is a rumour about that I sc herited do beef -steak. head his with around run, Giraffe a good after tramp am to 1* the wife of Count BluffIto Old lady ana. meal t-T say my good man, are yeti close to the ground Lion-Why, he'm afraid If be raises equal he the task of sawing wood " Bosh " snorted the old roan FOR INSTANCE. Tramp treassuringly)-Equal, isu't it he'll hump his head into one 0! with a frown. airships." these numerous are i'. there to superior Digge-Well, the woad "tom I'm you know the tethines which will not accomplish But-but don't deed morning every, mour is gaining currency Hi-- Did your brattier ever get rid anything unless 'they are pushed. day '' :11 Jig,gs-For instance ? APplisant-No, ma'am, I eouldn', of that property he owned out Whet good are runtou,-s. H'm th, Wind City ? Biggs --The electric button. work where theft's children. What I want to know-is the count Si-Yes last month. Houdiakeeper-But we advertised ; -r gaining any currenoy Hi -Who took it THE PAYING GUEST. a rib) who understands children '' SI-Cyclone. Applicant-I do understand them, gor What's a Cyril (innocently) A NEW USE. that's why I won't work where they me mandiser, Uncle Percy ? you kept have Father-Why' they say that Monkey-And Mr. don't are. Uncle Percy (quissically) ' I waiiine, Johnny ? ask me that your husband suffers with sevete headf ou do Why Cyril. know cents Johnny-A man dropped ten ache these days ? Miss De Flirt -Oh, don't mind question tie .Mrs. Giraffe-Ype, poor Jim Towser his bark is worse than his in the gutter. as dada Well, !candidly) Cyril Father-Did it take so long to hue, sleep in the jungle, aid bite. )turning to went to gormandiser, a ou're it ? used his bead for a wireMr. Softey 'who has just bees hit but I hed to ttstit Dada, who was frowning darkly:, somebody Johnny -No h,2. hope love teloorenh etetien. ten)-Good eraeiohs didn't your, dada ? away. went man tbe until won't bark '
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