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:No. 1519. VOL. XXXIII.
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eTt-RDAY, NOVEMBER 27, eecte.
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CONTRACTORS TO TUB W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS,
PRIOR : THItEEPEN011
A. W. READING JAMES STREET, GUILDFORD,
The House of Quality
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth.
Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murray'st., Perth
First class groceries eat Isms dairy produce. None can excel. I keep a room specially fitted for baiter, under my own supervision, and give satisfaction every time.
Readers of the "Record " Give me a Trial.
COURT
HOTEL
BEA UFORT STREET,
PERM
CON O'BRIEN. Having secured the freehold of tihis old -established and well-known Has.. telry, will be pleased to welcome all old friends from the field, while on keeit to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD ,and MIDLAND JUNOT.
ONLY
THE BEST FLOUR
A Corner of the Factory. ...-Rather Humourous
SHE PROPOSED TO BOSS.
The guest glanced up and down the bill of fare without enthusiasm. (after the ocremonY) Oh, well, he decided finally, you do you really. think I'll may bring me a dozen fried oy -
:Shopper : Can I put this paper ou Dearest, myself ? prove a satisfactory mate ? " Salesman : Yes, but it would loot Mrs. Newed " Oh, I guess ou'll better on the wall. do as a mate all right. Now, look ire over, and tell me what you What is the meaning of the word, think of your captain. 'lukewarm, ? asked the teacher. Water is lukewarm, when it looks appear to have made something of warm and isn't. an impression on that man over there . remarked a young lady at a wedRobbie, said the visitor, have you ding party. He has been looking at any little brothers and sisters ? me ever since I arrived." No, replied wee Robbie, I're all the If 3 ou mean that one with the children we've got. black moustache, he's the detective engaged to look after the presents Poodle Kelly was sentenced till said a friend. the town goes "dry," by Mayor William A. Odum at Peru, Indiana. JUST THE PLACE. Kelly is a peaceable old man, drunk ac Sweet Singer (indignantly )-" Sir, or sober, but because he 'is so dieted to drink that he cannot re- What do you mean by saying I fuse it whenever it is offered, he is should exercise my voice in a tat usually' intoxicated, and as it is on factory ? I'm insulted.' Comedian-" Don't be offended, sir. le one hundred days until all the saloons of Peru will have suspended You know you said yon had a fine business, the Mayor decided to im- pitch in your voice. I thought a tar prison Kelly until all temptation factory would be just the place to had passed. render it.°' Newed
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stets. The coloured waiter was all apologies.
QUALITY OF USED.
Give them a Trial Swell-Say, jarvee , will y ou J:ive
me to the Phoeinfix Park.?
Jarvey,-Well, I don't mind it I do, yer honour, only I'm afraid the harness won't fit you.
Ah's very sorry, sah, but we're A student of the Queen', UnivesBelfast, was under examination. The out oh all shellfish 'ceptin' aigs. instructor asked him : Of what The respective mothers of Johnny cause specifically', did the people die and Willie are the beet of friends, who lost their lives at the destrucbut these boys are always fighting tion of Herculaneum and Pompeii ? " I think they died of an eruption, one another. One day, on returning from a vic sir, answered the student. torious battle, Johnny was 'urged by his mother to go and make Hodges is a picturesque character friends with his vanquished foe. She of the mountaineer variet.,,.. He can offered to give him a party if he knock a squirrel's eye out at fiftyt would invite Willie to come to it, eards, has the rugged, enduring and after much persuasion' Johnny strength of a man who has spent yielded molt of his years close to the soil, The party. came off at the ap- and in hazardous occupations, and pointed time, but Willie was not his nerves are as steady he can look into the muzzle of a drunken there. " Johnny'," said his mother, did- miner's pistol without blinking. He is also handy with the bowie knife n't you invite him ? " " Oh, yes, ma," replied Johnny, 'I and has never been known to come invited him !," Then he added re- out second-best in a free-for-all flectively, " And I dared him to with moonshine -whiskey -mad huskies from the mountains. come! "