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CONSIDERATE. to receive. but most of us are Miss Tabasce-" Aterl whm ',ou told willing to let the other fellow have Even a good, cock sometimes makes the proud flirt. she had injured .%,out the bless.ng. a mess of it. feelings, was she conSiderate? " ' * * Rezgy SaPP---" Bah Jove, 3es. She Thu averag,_ man is willing to sign A doctor's' pilloi-nza3- cure some almost any kind of petition, so gave me a copy of the First Aid 1,ut not 1W: humour. as it does not interfere with ,iis per- to the Injured.' " * 'sonal liberty . Many, a man's cowardice has Sept Excuse me, ma'am," said the him' frost getting in the bad. but I'm a dealIf a man ma es a specialty of man at the door, handing advice to his neighbours it t r in second-hand pianos." The hiozher a man climbs the hard- doesn't ta"e him lont to Well, I bare a piano," said the acquire a er,will lie his fall-if be falls. woman. And if I didn't have; one. reputation as a meddler. I wouldn't hay a second-hand one." Most druggists can furnish an imi" I Pnesv continued the mark "but INTIMATE/ FRIENDS. tation-of something just as good. this man next 'door; he hoped First dello Girl-Do you know Mr. I would 'induce 3ou to said sell 3ours.? Ringer Fi'rth may move mountains but it * Second Hello Girl-Not by st1nt aria no effect on bill *collectors. A TERRIBLE SHOCK, only to speak to. 5, Sy is
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SHE LEARNED QUICKLY. Iv'e never piked cards in my life," declared, Mrs. Flurry, seating herself at the card table to fill out at the hostess's request.' " But wet mind ; I always learn things quickly.."
" Please cut the cards. Mrs. Flur.' All right.
knife."
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NOT WHAT HE MEANT.
Now, sir, began the smart K.O.. you say y ou discharged the plaintill from your service because he was somewhat addicted to liquor. that correct ? it is, answered the defendant. Good I said the K.G., You do not Mrs. Homer-" Mrs. De Style ex- consider It advantageous to Youreat JUST SO. Periencvd a terrible shoe:: this morn- that 3 our em.P103ees should he de" A man gets a lot of things ' in ing, and Is now ill With nervous votees of Bacchus. this world that he doesn't saut, prostration." That is so. Mrs. Neighhour.-" Indeed,! observer the thoughtful; thinker. What Now, kind; s' tell the ffentiemen of caused the rejoined shoc.:1 Yes,:' huthe student the jury-do you drink yourself ? Mrs. Homer-" Well, 3ott know she Man nature, " and a woman wants a That is my business, retorted the lot of things she doesn't get." has been a semi-invalid for ytalril, defendant angrily. Quite so, assented the K.C., guars. And seeing there was no chance and htt ph.vsiciaa told lier there was for an argument, they. let it go at a pros:let* of her Complete recov- ly, And leave 3 ou Mk other bnsi,
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