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Who said it was ?
You did. Do you :now the prisoner well '? asked the lawy Never knew him sick, replied the witness. No said the lawyer sternly. Now, sir, did you ever see the prisoner at the bar ? Had many a drink with him at ehe bar. Answer try question. sir, yelled the lawyer. How long have you known the pisoner ? From two foot up to five feet ten
inches. Will the court make
Yoe wanted to !'uow !new about this Case-his
what I name's Smith. Your Honor, howled ehe lawyer, plc ing his beard out by the roots. Will eou make this man answer ? Witneen you must answer the euestions put to 3 ou, said the judge Land of Goshen, your Honer, hasn't I bin dui; le it ? Let the counsel fire awae. I'm ready. Then, said the lawyor, don't teat, ,,bout the hush any more. Y and this prisoner have been friends ?
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The law',er arose. placed both hands on the table in front of him, spread his legs apart, leaned ever the table, and said, " Will you tell the court what you know about Ibis .case. ?
That ain't his name. What ain't his name ? Case.
Give them a Trial
Why are the tallest people Irish Labourer-What are eggs tothe laziest ? Because they are always day, sir ? longer in bed than others. English Grocer (with a wink to What is the prosier length far lad- those around)-Eggs are eggs to -day, ies skirts ? A little above two feet Paddy. Why is a dyer's life an enigma ? Irish Labourer-Begor, I'm glad to' B cause he lives when he dy es and hear it sir, for the last ones 1 zot dyes when he lives. What is the greatest: affair of the here were chickens. . heart lnown to science ? The circulation of the blood. An actor who recent]) was 'tak* en," while on the stage by cinemaWhen the minister, who was tograph, was greatly pleased with Talking about it,to a bac elur, had a been helped; the result. said helped to Mrs. Porter's biscuits fur prominent, dramatic critic, be the third time, he loo'oud across the " It was the most extraordinary experience I ever went through-actualtable at Rhoda, staring, at him with round, wondering eyes. I don't ly to see myself acting." e Now," replied the critic. c' you often have such a good supper as this, my dear," he said in his most will understand what we have to propitiatory tone, and Rhoda bin - put up 'with."
Nev er. What Wasn't you summoned here lordship, said the ;is a friend of his it witness, anticipating the lawyer ; I No sir I was summond here has re answered the (luestion. I snow- Presbyterian. Neither of us Wasasev-a ed the prisoner when he was a boy il. Friends ; no Quaker &bout him. two feet long, and a man flee feet Styria down yelled the lawyer, in pled.
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" We don't always," she satd in A master after giving some lessons her clear little voice. " I'm awful on physical force, asked, " Now, boys glad you came." can any of you tell me what force it is that moves People along the Teacher-The American Indians call street ? He was greatly surprised, and the their women sitiaws. New, can any boy tell me what they call their class highly amused, at receiving children ? from one of the boys the unexpected Small Bey,' (in a hurryi-Squallers, answer " Please, sir, the Police
Usher, remove that man from the box. Witness retires. muttering Well. if he ain't the thielehendedest lawI ever set eyes aa sir." :
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