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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 19o9.
XXXIII.
BECHTEL & CO.
(E. ARUNDEL)
A. W. READING JAMES STREET, GUILDFORD.
CONTRACTORS TO milE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS,
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth. Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murray'st., Perth
The House of Quality class groceries ea& Imes I produce. None can excel. keep a room specially fitted for baiter, under my own snpervistoa., and dive satisfaction every time.
First
dairy
Readers of the " Record " Give me a Trial.
HOTEL
COURT
BEAUFORT STREET.
PEP.TH.
CON O'BRIEN.
Having secured the freehold of We old -established and well-known Hostelry, will he pleased to welcome all old friends from the fields while on a visit to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD ard MIDLAND JUNO?.
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BEST
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Give them a Trial
Corner of the Factory.
member of
the British
A certain A southern Missouri man recentb What do you think of Miss GoliRather Humourous lhope's a tall was tried on charge of assault. lhe Government, who was 'admittedly voice " whispered the ?
the great failure, war being discussed by the mountainous pompa- state ;sought into court as girl with weapons used, a rail, an axe, a pair two of his colleagues. in Dubin. ,dour. was at a theatre one And now. concludeid one, they want e The 'king, aged and infirm, was bles- S'te sings like a pirate, growled of tongs, a saw, and a rifle. tietsdaint's _counsel exhibited as the to make him a peer sed with two sons. He was Pacing the rude man in the starry vest. No, said the other, with ereat acuup and down the stage, with a neeGracious ! And other man's weapons a cyethe-blade. Li ie a Pirate ? a ritChfork, a pistol and a hoe. The men, they want to make him dteaPded, troubled look, exclaiming aloud. what is the resemblance ? jut -%'s verdict is said to have b; en. pear. On which of these sons shall I ocsShe's rough on the high C's. * that we, the juryResolved tow the crown ? " The house was Stibhubs would have Oven die dollar to see Mrs. (engaging COO near1y brought down with laughter. acciy ou witness the Judge-Did I the fltzht. Have you W,1 male friends ? when a little man ler the 4aller,. dent ? rtroAnd hanging men " Treat any have can't stood up and' shout:d : Witness-I did. Magistrate You say he admitted the place." guy 'nor can't y give 'am 'em .ludg,-At what distance? Now, I the wheelbarrow. Mandy Snowball-" None, except my stealing h ill -a-crown apiece ? Witn.,ss-Sixty-seven feet and nine want to know what were the exact husband. ma'am, an' he don't come ,TEs ;Inches. words he made use of. Did he say I'm a great believer arum' 'cept on pa" day." Judg:-How de you !:mow so EXJ,C- " I stole the wheeReirrow ? " !,..ing conluciNe of inspiration, retb Oh. no. sir. Your name Witness marked the 'literary person. Cook (angrily)-See here, you little Witness-Well, I knew I'd be sum- was iwyer mentioned. What atmosphere inite4res you to take that cake off imP. did you moned. and prepared tiesell for ail do the most work ? the shelf ? the foolish questiens I !new wouid An atmosphere well filled with ,he be put to me in court. inwhat Office Box-Here's a lady Small Boe (son of an attornels1-1 aroma of 'beefsteak and, potatoes.sist on seeing mt. She's awful decline to answer aa,' questions unbard with a garret the cenfessed excited ! til I have conferred with my lawMy granclfativr. said the new nei-bdeep slZh. Editor Then escort her to the Nee. . hour, who was makdng a duty ,,all, composing -room Every rule has an exce:,tion. For was a great portrait -painter. With . Nosey-Ddar,, do you know Mrs. instance. we are told that the road one strove he could change p smiling of I'm beginning to take quite an inebony concussion get did How into one.'" a' sad face to riccess is to begin at the not i4orest in tilisiness ? Huh exclaimed small Jonnm the linen ? torn, and work up. but this 'Pe. uld Whose. Mr. Nosey-Yee, I know. becollision there was a think I parlour. tli in be to who happened scarcely be successful if we Started time ? this thou,ht. trains of two tween our teacher can do that. to di, a well.
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