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SATURDAY, OCTOBER, 30, 1909.
No 1515. VOL. XXXIII.
BECHTEL
R.
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CO.
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PRIOR : THREEPENOIL
E. ARUNDEL)
A. W. READING JAMES STREW, el7ILDFORD.
CONTRACTORS TO THE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS,
The House of Quality
Head Office : Barrack.Street, Perth.
Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murratst., Perth
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First
dairy
Readers of the " Record " Give me a Trial.
COURT
HOTEL
BEAUFORT STREET, CON O'BRIEN. Having secured the freehold of WS old -established and well-known HOW telry, will be pleased to welcome all old friends from the fields while on a visit to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD are MIDLAND JUNOT,
ONLY
THE BEST QUALITY OF FLOUR USER.
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A Corner of the Factory. Rather Humourous
Mistras-Li.o.: here. Susan, I can oars of that time waiting art rail- rested his elbows on the deek, and for placed his finger-tips together. "OM write my name on the dust upon way stations and junctions cer," he said, somewhat eevereiy. trains." this table. '.what is the use of all this eddicaVisitor-Is your master in Susan-Ah, mum, there's nothing The Principal of a certain Col- tion, all these evening schules, an' Servant-No, he's from home sir. like eddication- is there .mum ? Visitor-Gone away on a liolidAy, how, on one occasion, what not ? Please remember in any lege relates I suppose ? Th, Man at the Tattle-Say waiter when a certain well-known educator future like case that a man who has Servant-No, sir on a bicycle. that lobster is without one claw. was dean of that institution, grave married three wives has not com* complaints against the college cook mitted bigotry, but trigonometry, How's that. Claten63-I go right in for amatWaiter--; ou see, sir, they're so were brotieht to him by one of the Proceed.'' " Certainly, your woreur theatricals Played the lead last fresh, these lobsters, they !ight underergeluates. Whereupon the dean ship," the officer faltered, and the winter in ' Not Such a Fool as He with each other in the pantry. summoned the delinquent, duly lec- prisoner turned a shade. paler as he Looks.'' The Mao at the Table-Well, take tiir:d him, upon his shortcomings began to realise the heinousness 01 You must be an that one away and bring me one of and in Belle short threatened him with hie offence. awfully clever actor, Clareuce. dismissal unlesesonditions were betthe winners. " What is your trade ? " ,said the tered. " Good gracious, sir " exMrs. Wiggs-John, what is an abCommercial travellers will appreci- claimed the cook. " You oughtn't to laws er to the witness. " Platelaysopte YeAulan ate this story, which is told of one place too much importance on what er," replied the man. The 'airy*s Wiggs-An absolute vacuum, my of their number. He lied been sum- the young men tell you about my asked him a host of other quastium dear, is something that exists only mond as a witness in at case at meals Why, sir, they' come to me then harked' back skain to the WSin the mind. having silod a in just the same way. and compluia Mot of his employment. t' I underhis court, employers * stand you work on the railway, my delinquent custom'er, and the lawyer about our lectures " CHANGED. man." " Oh,' no I don't," replied for 'the defence was cross-questionsaid up the witness. " But you just The senior magistrate lbok,ed Mike-Have you seen the patient ing him. " You travel for JOhoon SE Co., that time, have you ? " "Well. from his papers, in which he bad you did," persisted the lawyer. "Beg lately ? Past-Yes I sent him this =r- no, sir ? " " How long have on (apparently) been absorbed. "Offi- , our pardon, I never said anything man about the railway." "Come, come. " About ten cer," he said, " whet is this been doing it ? " ain'. " Bigotry, your don't trifle with the court, my man. " Been travelling all that eli..rged with ? " change yawns." Mike-Did 3 ou notice any He's got three wives." You said you said you were a Plate" Well, no sit," worship, in him ? time have you ? Pat-Yes. I saw him change two said the witness, making a hasty The senior magistrate (who, by the layer." " Well."'replied the witness five patina the mental calculation, " not actually way, was a local oar proprietor. imperturbably, " Isn't a waiter a notes, to Pay travelling. I have put in about four who bed prospered its the 'business). rlatel"yer I? " doctor. ?
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