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The Record Newspaper 16 October 1909

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ilsoistbared at tee G.P.O. Perth,

Published every Saturday.

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1909.

No. 1513, VOL. %XXIII.

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A Corner of the Factory. Rather Humourous

hyfrocritc, my son, is a A Pat between Willie and Elsie. rly. thanks Providence ptihl who man at then puddinx, his at Willie loo"ed then gets mad every success, ',Qr his "Mamplate. his mothers's empty ma," he said earnestly, " I can't time anyone iosinitates that he isn't himself." enjoy my pudding when you haven't mainly resl'utbsible for divided

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AMBIGUOUS. How was y our speech received at any-ta'a Elsie's * the Club ? asked one of Chumley 's friends. Why, they congratulated HARD ON THE, SUITOR. ire very heartily. In fact, one of But what does your father see in the members came to me and told me me to object to ? that when I sat down, he said to He doesn't see an,thing in you, himself it was the hest thing I had dear. I thin% that's the answer. ever done. !

A PUZZLE.

THE LAWYER BAFFLED.

Christian Science Doctor-Oh nenLawyer-" You say you were sitting is perfectly clear. in a, room, could not see the road sense. Your mind head nothing, and yet swear, sir, You merely think you have lcst that a motor passed at seven o'clock it. Patient-That sounds good-but Witriess-CertainlyI smelt it. !

THE BEST QUALITY 011' USED. FLOUR

The talkative young father conclud-

ed a tiresome anecdote, purporting to It show the cuteness of his baby. was the last of five such, each of which had been more wearisome than he its predecessor. Smart, eh ? chortled. The long suffering, listener in believe Do you West End : grabbed the other by the lapel and th principal that money talks ? held him. Reminds me, said he. of good Well, it says Merray hill He remarked, the one of my children. to me frequently. Pop, you talk : day other me the a * a whole lot. but you never say anyto her Power A girt has it in thing. mate any number of men happy for that was bright. How old hi lie by- declining to marry, them. he ? 4, a Only twenty-three years old. * Many a girl thinks she has broken her heart when she has only Tearinr-Johnny, can you tell me why a donkey' eats thistles ? serained her imagination. :

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How does it happen Jane, that I he's a donkey. thin% how can you feedintr that policeman with saw lost my mind ? A SOUND THAT COULD BE SEEN Sunday School Superintendentevenpie in the kitchen last to children, I want you all Now, ? ing She-Miss Schreecher sings with that Poet The editor returned Po not let me hear realism, don't you think poem. I forgot to plug the keyhole, ma'- sing heartily. wonder4u1 a silent voice ! so ? Artist Never mind, you head your am. e p 4. He-Yes you can almost see the revenge. Teddy, it is quite Joe-Yea a Uncle is a bureau of sort voice. what her " Dad, crack in Poet ' In ',gat way'? * * * Possible that there are people in the matrimonial bureau ? Artist : He had to read it. * any Bureau, that has five moon. Oh, WILLIE'S "GENEROSITY." Little Teddy-Well, what becomes of drawers' full of women's fixings had Little Willie Say pa, what 111 There was a piece of cold pudding h In when there isn't any mo,n 'e in it. man's ore Mamma table, and luncheon 73.pocrit,e? on the if I think

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