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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1909.
No. Teri NOL. XXXIII.
R. BECHTEL & CO.
PRIOR : THRIEPENCIL
A. W. READING
(E. ARUNDEL)
OONTRACTORS TO THE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERN -1 _WI'S,
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STREIBT, GUILDFORD.
The House of Quality
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth.
Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Murrarst., Perth
Fleet class groceries sad finest dairy praduee. None can excel. I keep a room specially fitted for butter, under my own suPervieto*, and
give satisfaction every time.
Readers of the "Record" Give me a Trial,
COURT
HOTEL
BEAUFORT STREET,
PERTH.
CON O'BRIEN.
Having secured the freehold of Ws old -established and well-known Hee telry, will be pleased to welcome all old friends from the fields while on to the city,
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD
ONLY
Rather Humourous Once, at a dinner at which Dr. Emil
I want to get this cheque cashed ? said the fair eotrne matron appear. ing at the window o: the peeing, W-
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You must endorse Yes, madam. Reich was present, the conversation it, though, explained the teller. turned on marriage. Why, my husband sent it to me. That was a wise saying GI the old He is away on bus'nees, she said. Greek Philosopher,'' said some one. Just endorse Yes, madam. Whether you marry her or not, you sien it on the lac eeo we now, will regret it. we and ..3,1r husband will know, Reich. It Dr. reYes, answered paid it to you. old maid, who minds me of a certain She went to the desk against the once said sometbin,a almost as good well, and in a few moments presentAuntie, said her little ed the eholue, triumphant, having as that. Deice, to her., what would you do written on the bac Your loving over if eeu had your life to live ire Edith.
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Give them a Trial
Corner of the Factory.
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Little Bobby --Papa, did you ever see a cyclone carrying houses around sun's heat, and in the up in the air., and cows and horse ing on the curse of his remarks said : It is at. established fact that the sun is grad- azgllawpaagl".-No, mul7isdoend."n ? Little Bobby-Did you ever sea a ually 'losing its direst, and in the of sea -serpent ? course of sone seenty millions Papa-No, my son. years it vaill be exhausted ; comebe Little Bobby-I should think it ceoP.,f1, this world of ours will 'e the. noon unable to 'utl be tiresome to live so lone- and dead. and never see anything. support any form of life At this jrnAtire a memler or his This shore is being told o; a Kanaudience rose in an excited manner. sas lawyer. The lewyer was arguand sail how ing a case before a judge, and, d&Pardon me, Professor, but a many Bears did you say it would siring to illustrate by supposing tet.e before this calamity overtakes case, be did go as follows he We will suppose your Honour, u&? The Professor-Seventy millions, sir said, that your Honour were to steal I a horselhank God, was the mile,. interrueted -the judge ; No, no, no thought you said seeen * not at all, not at all, sir. 'Taicet a What was the date of the Union of supposable cam, sir. Very well, begging your Honour's the Crowns ? as'-ed the school In sPector, and the answer was " 1603." ,arclon, said the eager lawyer. with. Rigrit. Ate] why e -as this date an more seal than prudence very well, imrortgot sae for you to remem- then. seePoeing that I should steal NOT IN HIS LIFETIME.
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