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No 1510. VOL. XXXIII.
MIA
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, !or:
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PRICE : THREEPENCE
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A. W. READI NG
!E. ARUNDEL)
JAMES STREET, GUILDFORD.
CONTRACTORS TO THE W.A. AND COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENTS,
The House of Quality
Head Office : BarrackStreet, Perth.
Factory, and Saddlers Ironmongery Department, Mlirray.st., Perth
First class groceries and finest dairy produce. None eat excel. I keep a room specially fitted for butter, under my own supervision. and eive satisfaction every time.
Readers of the "Record " Give me a Tria
COURT
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BEAUFORT STREET,
PERTH
CON O'BRIEN.
!laving secured the freehold of title old -established and well-known Hostelry. will be pleased to welcome nil old friends from the flehls while on i.it to the city.
Langan Bros.' BAKERS GUILDFORD ard MIDLAND JUNCT
ONLY
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A Corner of the Factory.
Rather Humourous
First Shopgirl-- No, for or worse."
better you might remember to give it me, sometimes."
Hew many children have you! " Bacon-" And does your son zhun said the tourist affably. any signs of his college training " I dunno exactly," answered the Elbert-" Oh, yes ; he's quite lamb tired -looking woman. from an injury he received on the " You don't knave ? " koothall team." Not for certain. Willie's gnu) fishin', Tommy's breakin' in a zolf, Elderly Lady-" You are your l.iroGeorgie's borrowed his father's shot ther are twins, are you not ? ' gun to go huntin', and Esmehal.la Little Boy-" Ycs'm. hard Ann is thinkiin- od elopin'. I never lick to be twins." know how many I've got till suppor Elderly Lady-" How is that ? time comes, so's I can count em." Little Boy-" When mamma don't know which of us does a thing she Sunday' School Teacher-" What ,es us Lot.h." son, do we learn, from the busy bee' Tommy TatInut-" Not to g=t Explorer-" Yes, I have decided to stung/ ma' e my .dash in an automobile." Reporter-" And you thine !our Gentleman-" It's no use you whin- chances of locating the Pole are through good ? " ing to me, I can see you." Blxplorer-" Gracious, yes dy Beggar-" So yer ought, guv'nor ; has n?vor missed a pole yet."
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The old man was lecturing his more 01' less wayward son on eke evils of getting up late in the Fred-' My dear Dora, let this morning. thought console you for your lover's " Remember," he said, "that it death. Remember that other and was the early bird that caught the letter n-en than he have gone the worm." same way ." " But how about the worm, dad ?" Bereaved one-" They haven't all queried the youth who thought he gone, ha they ? -Where had his sire up in the air. " I saw a perfect dream of a :lot, did his reward for getting up early' come .in ? to-dAy," said Mrs. Musthaveit. " Well, just remember that You're " I am informed," replied the ,,id was no sleeping beauty," replied Mr. man gravely, "that the worm in on his way home-hadn't been Musthaveit.
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bed
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And there being nothing more to Hotel Cler..-" I found the " Not to be used except in case of lre," say the young man said nothing. placard those college boys stole out " Young man, have you any' sorosof the corridor. Pecto ? " Manager-Whore ? " Ii I marry your daughter Clerk-They had nailed it over the won't need any." coal bin.
" I am sorry , my dear sir, but I He-I wish to gracious, dear, you of Bert, " won't nu mglected to. 44.417 my surgical in- would take those hairpins out First Shopgirl-" Miss Blank is ;Yo- double my allowance ? our mouth while you are talking. struments with me." ng away." " Why should T, sonny ? " That will he all right, toctor She (whimpering)-There you go, Second Shopgirl-" Is she leaving " Oh, I thought If it was bigger I The nlumber who has been working again. Always trying to dePfive me for good ? would be more on y our mind, and in this cellar has left his tools here.' of a, little pleasure. I've 'ad within' to oat for a week.."
" Pa," said