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" Mr. Smith, are au once he said BARRING IT OUT. "'Tis a story that Finneean died, preparel to die ? he ael when he greeted St. Peter Iree, Parent-So you think my said '' It's a fine jot you've had daughter loves you, sir, and eon wish It is said that Mr. Smith jumped out of his chair, and was seen no Well, Finher for a long time.' Young Loves- more in that establisihment. to marry her ? neean,' said St. Peter, 'here we
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CAUGHT. you That's what I called to see couele who had only co.int a million years ae a minute, I at tild a million dollars as a Cwt. about. And if you don't mind been married a few months, sat AWFUL thoueh I'd just ask first if there is dinner. " " George, dear," she cooed, ' Ah I'm needing Finteean, said in your family. Irate " I'm in a pretty tlx. I can tell " how is the soup ? " Too much cash. Lend me a cent.' 'Sure, said ant insante Parent-No, sir, and there's not co- you," said an Oxford undergraduate man St. Peter, 'just wait a mi.n ite.seasoning in it," replied the in he any to his pal towards the ead of the she erumpily. " And the duck," * * last term. '' I wrote to my father, as Aral." asked. ' Overdone, SUGGESTIVE. the other day, giving him a list of " And the fruit tart ? " The pasSTILL THERE. boo!;s I urgently needed, and asking try's perfectly wretched," retorted A ; olive ma 'istrate was dis; osing Thvre'm gas escaping," said Bunt- him to send me money, to buy them. her loFing husband. She rose to her ef .1 s-ries of cases at a rania rate, air. full heat, about five feet nothing and with great exactness and digni- ing, ini'fiing " And didn't he ? " Belied the pal. " No," reared Larlin, also taking " No ; he sent the books." and freezing him with her' glance, ty . " Then you are. sure ;%ou recogdear, nise this handkerchief as -the " I'm sore\ , said calmly one a sniff : " it seems to be here et." * he said to the that your dinner does not please you wolein from oar * LAY WORK. your mother prepared it." complainant. " Yee, your Worship," KINDNESS MISTAKEN. A country minister in the course " How Ito you reele. * * was the know it was yo irs ? " .dernatidei the A barker became converted on of his visiting stagyeld at a house ST. PETER AND PAT. Justice. " You can see it is of a Sunday, and on the following d4r where a roast chicken was served for While in one of the loci] ban -s thz" peculiar ma e," your Worship," re- felt it his cit\ to see.el: about reli- dinner. The chicken looked good, to other day I overheard. two Irish ',Hai the witness. "that is the way gion to every one wno came into his him. " Well," he facetiously remark friends greet each other while wait" Are yon aware, sir," shop. The first customer was Mr. ed. " here's where that chicken 'liI know it." ing their turn at the window. shouted the Justice, drawing a sim- Smith. mho wanted shaving. Now, ters the minisery." " Hope it does " Thie reminds me of Finnegan," Oar one from his tioclet, that there the harber was a very fluent speak- better there than in the lay work,'i remerked one. are others like it ? Indeed. I am" er on most topics, but when it came rejoined the small boy of the family, " What about Finnegan ? " relied the euestioned one, still more to religion, he did not know how to who recognised an old barnyard reed the settle.. begin. He began to lather. All at tainer. placidly ; " I had two stolen." The young;
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