THOSE WHO CAN LAUGH ARE MASTERS OF THE WORLD
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January
There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s.
– Clyde Moore
JANUARY
4 January
Always wear cute pajamas to bed, you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
– Joel Madden
5 January
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
– Barbara Johnson
8 January
All parts of the human body get tired eventually-except the tongue.
– Konrad Adenauer
9 January
Primates feel pure, flat immobility as boredom. But dogs feel it as peace.
– Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
10 January
Sunset is still my favorite color, and rainbow is second.
– Mattie Stepanek
11 January
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
–
Billy Crystal
22
January
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
– Edward Abbey
23 January
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
– Mark Twain
February
I wish I could shut up, but I can’t, and I won’t.
– Desmond Tutu
7
February
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.
– Doris Day
8 February
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
– Sarah Jessica Parker
9 February
You can’t climb the ladder of success with your hand in your pockets.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
27 February
A true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born.
– Katherine Dunn
28/29 February
I find only freedom in the realms of eccentricity.
– David Bowie
19 March
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
– Jeanne Calment
20 March
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
– Katharine Hepburn
21 March Art, freedom, and creativity will change society faster than politics.
–
Victor Pinchuk
11
April
I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.
– Cameron Diaz
12
April
I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
– Lemony Snicket
20
April
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
– Sid Caesar