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That’s what hair and makeup services cost for an ad featuring former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem, according to U.S. Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vt.). The whole campaign? Only $220 million!
Flights between Burlington International and LaGuardia airports were canceled after an accident at the latter killed two pilots.
A long-running childcare center in Burlington’s New North End abruptly shut its doors last week while state regulators and police investigate allegations that a former staff member physically abused children there.
Parents whose children attended Frog & Toad Child Care & Learning Center in the city’s Robert Miller Community and Recreation Center were notified via email last ursday that the center would shut down “effective immediately.” e program’s executive director and owner, Tiffany Corbett, began refunding money to families over the weekend, parents said. Another Frog & Toad center, in Essex, remains open. Corbett did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
Two parents of children at the Burlington center who spoke to Seven Days about the closure said Corbett had reassured them for weeks that, despite an ongoing state investigation, the program would remain open. e decision to close was Corbett’s, according to Janet McLaughlin, the deputy commissioner of the Department for Children and Families Child Development Division.
e parents shared with Seven Days several emails from Corbett, including one on February 27 that said the Child Development Division had opened an investigation “into a concern involving a specific staff member.” Corbett told parents that the center, which is licensed to serve 33 children, was not facing closure.
In subsequent emails, Corbett told parents that the probe was of “a single teacher.” On March 11, Corbett informed them that the teacher would be fired based on the
state’s “preliminary findings regarding the mishandling of children.” She encouraged parents to come to her or the Burlington program director, who is related to the staff member under investigation, with their concerns.
e following day, Corbett informed families that she had met with a detective from the Chittenden Unit for Special Investigations who told her that criminal charges were expected.
It is unclear why DCF first launched its investigation into Frog & Toad. But a former teacher told Seven Days that she had called the department’s child-abuse hotline in early February to report what she had observed. On multiple occasions, the teacher said, she raised concerns to both the site director and owner about the male employee now under investigation.
e teacher said she witnessed him hitting a child in the stomach after the child struck him; throwing out toddlers’ food after they dropped or threw it; yelling at kids; and pushing several children into snowbanks while they were playing outside. She said the program director and Corbett said they would “take care of it,” but things didn’t improve.
Last ursday night, Corbett emailed parents again.
“After 26 years of service to our community, I regret to inform you that I have made the decision to close our Burlington location,” she wrote. “ ank you all for the many years of wonderful memories.”
No further explanation was given.
Read Alison Novak’s full story and keep up with developments at sevendaysvt.com.
Brattleboro Memorial Hospital nurses voted to strike if necessary. That’s some decent leverage amid labor contract negotiations.
Despite the snowy winter, much of eastern Vermont remains in moderate drought as spring begins. We’ll need steady rain to get out of it.
Two Massachusetts men were ticketed for speeding at more than 100 mph in separate cars on Route 7 near Clarendon. Wicked dumb.
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4. “Hinesburg’s Bake Shop at Red Wagon Plants Lands Pastry Chef Amanda Wildermuth” by Melissa Pasanen. e James Beard Award semifinalist leaves Honey Road and Grey Jay to make sweet and savory pastries at the Hinesburg nursery’s 2-year-old bakery.
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Trustees Side With Duffy on Demotion, Chief Swanson Files Appeal in Court
Woodstock Village Trustees have voted again to uphold the decision by municipal manager Eric Duffy to demote Police Chief Joe Swanson to the rank of patrol officer. And as expected, Swanson’s lawyer filed another immediate appeal in Vermont Superior Court.
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Dismantling a toaster or laptop might typically get a child a stern talking-to from Mom or Dad. But not during Deb Sigel’s Take Apart classes.
On the first Saturday in March, eight kids and their parents sat amid an assortment of household appliances and electronic devices at Shelburne’s Pierson Library as Sigel, a town resident who is a mechanical and aerospace engineer, went over the rules. Nothing should be plugged in. Batteries, if found, should be deposited in a box at the front of the room. Eating while working was not allowed. Safety goggles were required.
“We are not smashing,” Sigel advised. “We are not destroying.”
Before letting the kids loose, she gave them the most important advice of all: Have fun.
Sigel, who formerly worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, started offering Take Apart workshops 16 years ago with a group of fellow engineers in California. eir goal? To make engineering and using tools more accessible to kids. Her family came to Vermont eight years ago, and she has continued to offer occasional free classes for kids age 5 and up through the Pierson Library and local schools. To prepare, Sigel solicits donations of old alarm clocks, sewing machines and the like via Front Porch Forum.
At the library, 12-year-old Silas Miller, a homeschooler, worked diligently to take apart an electric drill with a screwdriver. He had attended several of Sigel’s classes before and likes taking things apart at home, too. One time, he dismantled
a Nikon digital camera, looked at what was inside, then put it back together.
“ at was really cool,” he said.
Nearby, a pair hovered over a Tandberg Series 6000X reel-to-reel tape recorder.
“We might just need some brute arm strength here,” one said as they struggled to pry open a panel.
As the budding engineers got into the guts of printers, wall phones, hair dryers and coffee grinders, Sigel circulated, asking questions and helping kids identify what they were looking at.
“It’s all about learning and exploring,” Sigel said. “And because there’s no goal … a lot of the pressure is gone. You can just play.”
Learn about future Take Apart classes by contacting the Pierson Library.
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[Re “ICE at the Doorstep: A Federal Immigration Raid in South Burlington Would Lead to a Violent, Daylong Confrontation With Protesters and the Detention of Three Immigrants. Here’s What Happened,” March 18]: Thank you for your work covering the story of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement raid — and many other stories! In a time when good journalism can feel stretched thin, your work continues to stand out: thoughtful, grounded and deeply connected to our community.
Much respect for the reporters and photographers out there (yes, it does feel unreal happening here). Keep up the important work!
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Wow, I did not need another reminder of the pandemic [From the Publisher: “State of the Media,” February 25]. My partner and I both have the worst cold we’ve had since before the pandemic. For us, it is not “feed a cold, starve a fever”; it is feed whichever one you have.
Thankfully, this year’s Seven Days Media Issue was 88 pages, not the 112-pager from 2019, because I read it 26 times in between 7,342 coughs. We both ate nutrient-dense, easily digestible foods and gallons of warm liquids, including Bee Happy honey in hot water.
Chelsea Edgar should be canonized for her hilarious skewering of the “smallplatification” of Montréal, Burlington and America [“A Hater’s Guide to Small Plates,” March 18]. A simple roast chicken or a bowl of pasta is infinitely more hospitable than those pretentious tiny plates, awkwardly arranged on the table, where you get a couple timid forkfuls of food (being careful all the while to defer to the appetite of your dining companion), after which you emerge not only much poorer but strangely unsatisfied.
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Wayne Maceyka’s recent letter calling for “obnoxious transparency” around artificial intelligence in journalism begins with a reasonable instinct [Feedback: “AI Helped Write This,” March 11]. Readers deserve clarity about how news is produced. But the argument rests on a basic confusion between AI as a broad category of technology and the specific tools now being discussed in newsrooms. Artificial intelligence has been used in journalism for years. Spellcheckers, automated transcription, recommendation systems and data analysis tools all fall under that umbrella. The newer systems attracting attention (large language models developed by companies such as OpenAI, Anthropic and Google) are simply more advanced language tools. They generate text in response to prompts; they do not conduct interviews, gather evidence or independently report the news.
I know every one of the food ads by heart, too! If we don’t get better soon and run out of food, I may start eating Seven Days ’ delicious ads. Maybe that woman who takes photos of food can come to our place [“Food Focused: Brattleboro Food Photographer Clare Barboza Shoots for Myriad Media and Teaches Others the Tricks of the Trade,” February 25]. Bring your camera and the hot food! Laugh, dream, try and do good — even when you feel lousy.
Bernie Paquette JERICHO
Maceyka’s letter repeatedly treats AI as if it were an autonomous journalist capable of producing reporting on its own. That framing obscures what is actually happening in newsrooms. When a reporter uses software to summarize a document or transcribe an interview, the facts, sourcing and editorial judgment still come entirely from the human journalist.
The letter also bundles a long list of concerns (labor exploitation, environmental costs, bias and misinformation) as though they are inherent to any instance of AI-assisted writing. These are legitimate debates about the technology sector broadly, but invoking them every time a newsroom uses language software inflates the issue and clouds the discussion. Transparency matters. But a useful conversation about AI in journalism should
begin with a clear understanding of what these tools are — and what they are not.
Theodore A. Hoppe SOUTH HERO
[Re “Can I Kick It? Musings on the Future of Music Journalism,” February 25]: I read Chris Farnsworth’s recent article on music journalism with more than a little wry bemusement. I’ve spent more than a half century working in the field, and the changes have been incremental but profound. And it occurs to me that the lessening of music journalism’s impact has to do with the fact that music is not so deeply valued in our culture at large anymore. Sad but true. And yet I find that offering analyses and observations on this greatest of all the arts deepens my pleasure(s) as I experience it. The same would seem to be true for Farnsworth, so he deserves great kudos for his pursuit of his passion.
Doug Collette SOUTH BURLINGTON
Headlines about “advancing” health care reforms would be encouraging if Vermonters weren’t already living the crisis Seven Days documented back in January. Your January 22 episode of “Stuck in Vermont” and follow-up Q&A [“An Apple a Day: Vermonters Are Struggling With the Rising Costs of Health Insurance, and Some Are Choosing to Go Without,” January 28] showed families facing $31,000-plus premiums and exposure above $50,000 — numbers that should have jolted the legislature into action months ago. Instead, we’re
now being offered a 10-year glide path and a stack of reports that look more like political cover than real reform.
Kurt Staudter said it plainly in the Vermont Standard : “...towns ... asked about universal primary care, and it was supported overwhelmingly. Lawmakers, on the other hand, will once again let the issue die in committee.” That critique feels even sharper today. Vermonters paying three to four times what residents of other states pay don’t need another decade of process. They need clarity, courage and cost relief.
Seven Days’ reporting made the stakes unmistakable: Vermonters are going uninsured, delaying care or rationing treatment because the system is unaffordable.
The Senate’s response — a long timeline and vague promises — doesn’t match the urgency of the problem.
There is a better path. Vermont already proved through childcare reform that a small, broad-based payroll tax can fund a major public good quickly and responsibly. Pair that with reference-based pricing to rein in hospital charges, and we could move rapidly toward universal primary care while stabilizing costs.
Vermonters deserve more than obfuscation. They deserve a system that works — now, not in 2036.
Gabriel Lajeunesse MONTPELIER
Last week’s story “Nature’s Harvest” incorrectly described the geographic location of the towns near which “Wild Foods” host Kevin Chap grew up. They’re in central Vermont. FEEDBACK » P.20
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No, you’re not the only one who belts out “Come to My Window” — that iconic anthem of longing — in the shower! Raspy rock idol Melissa Etheridge brings down the house at the Flynn Main Stage in Burlington, serving up power-packed tunes from her new album, Rise, as well as raw, heartfelt hits from her decades-long career.
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Listeners at Chandler Center for the Arts in Randolph get a groovy treat from the Garifuna Collective, an intergenerational Afro-Indigenous ensemble. A celebratory concert of irresistible rhythms of the Caribbean and Central America marks 20 years of the group’s commitment to preserving Garifuna language, heritage and
State of the world got you down? Grounded Earth’s ” fundraiser at Burlington Beer might be the tonic needed to restore your faith in humanity. Proceeds from handmade wares donated by more than 60 local ceramicists benefit the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont and its mission to defend the fundamental rights of in the Green Mountain State.
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TURNmusic Ensemble upon audiences to consider Vermont’s vital watershed health with its concert “Music of Place and Planet: Reflections on a Swiftly Changing Climate” at venues in Greensboro, Burlington and Montpelier. e reflective series premieres new works by local composers that sound the (melodic) alarm on pressing environmental concerns.
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HOT PINK Combustible Cabaret the traditions of marginalized theater forms, from Dadaism to drag, at Haybarn eatre in Plainfield. Mistress of ceremonies Stoph Scheer guides guests wearing shades from fuchsia to bubblegum through an alien landscape, complete with a disco dance floor, puppet shows, burlesque acts, and saucy sounds from the ’70s and ’80s, played by a live band.
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Editors often advise reporters: If you’re doing your job right — observing and listening carefully — you’ll never run out of story ideas. One article should lead to the next.
No one at Seven Days has ever had to explain that to Alison Novak, our education writer since 2020 and the New England Newspaper & Press Association’s Reporter of the Year.
Alison requires no prodding to find breaking news on her busy beat, which includes childcare and juvenile justice. She also tackles long, complex pieces. Her February 18 cover story, “Empty Desks,” laid out how multiple problems in Vermont — aging population, low birth rate, fewer immigrant families and the housing crisis — have conspired to imperil enrollment in the state’s public schools. A packed spread of letters to the editor on pages 20 and 21 suggests Vermonters are paying attention.
A former elementary school teacher, Alison does her homework and, when necessary, calls bullshit. Last year, she wrote a piece sub-headlined: “Gov. Phil Scott’s proposed education overhaul resembles past plans to address longstanding challenges.” A Burlington reader wrote in about the story, rightly observing, “It’s rare to have historic context provided in the coverage of an issue … In this story, education reporter Alison Novak went back not only to former Vermont governor Phil Hoff but also to the early 19th century! Well done.”
ALISON NOVAK HAS QUIETLY BECOME THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE EDUCATION REPORTER IN THE STATE.
Sources and tipsters trust Alison because they know “I’m not in it to write some surface-level story,” she surmised, and “I don’t want to miss anything.” These days that requires her to monitor education committee proceedings in both the House and Senate chambers — often listening on Bluetooth in her car while reporting other stories. “What’s happening in the legislature with education is so consequential right now,” she said. “I want to understand day-to-day what the conversations are.”
Alison’s own children were 3 and 6 when she joined Seven Days in 2013 as a part-time calendar writer for our parenting publication, Kids VT. Two years later, she became the editor. At the start of the pandemic, she came forward and declared she wanted to be a K-12 reporter on the news team.
Her timing was perfect, as Vermont education was about to be turned upside down in ways that are still being assessed. In the six years she has covered the beat, Alison has written about Vermont schools — including the renewed debate about the best way to teach reading — as well as countless adjacent topics that affect children and families: the shortage of childcare in Vermont, PCBs in schools, controversies around trans athletes, the state’s new ed secretary, uncivil behavior at youth sporting events. She has quietly become the most knowledgeable education reporter in the state.
The NENPA judges noticed, recognizing Alison with firstplace wins for her work in the realms of education, investigative and government journalism. The range and quality of her work inspired them to also select her as Reporter of the Year — a designation that is bestowed; you can’t apply for it.
(Last year the honor went to Vermont reporter Aaron Calvin, who joined the Seven Days news team a month ago.)
Up until her name was announced at the awards banquet on March 14 in Portsmouth, N.H., Alison couldn’t believe she’d won. She attributed her disbelief to “impostor syndrome,” but more likely it’s old-fashioned humility.
“I came to journalism a little later in life,” the 48-year-old reporter said, “so I still feel kind of new to it.” Upon further reflection, though, she noted, “I think my age and experience give me an edge … I feel lucky to get to do this work.”
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Seven Days won 26 first-place awards in this year’s New England Better Newspaper Competition, for reporting on education, health, business, government, housing, climate change, religious issues and transportation.
The paper earned second place in 13 categories and got 13 thirds, for a total of 52 o cial citations in the annual contest — the most we’ve ever won. The design team won three of the four overall design awards. Alison Novak was named Reporter of the Year. These awards were presented on March 14 at the 2026 New
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REPORTING: Kevin McCallum for “Vermonters Want Buyouts for Their Flooded Homes. Some Towns Are Saying No.”
COMBATTING MISINFORMATION AND RESTORING TRUST: Paula Routly for “From the Publisher”
CONTEMPORARY ISSUES PHOTO: James Buck for “Exposed”
CRIME AND COURTS REPORTING: Rachel Hellman for “Videos Show a Former Grand Isle Corporal’s Quick Temper”
CRITICS AWARD: Alice Dodge for “Protest, History and Democracy Reverberate at the Current Gallery in Stowe”
EDITORIAL CARTOON: Tim Newcomb for “Cutting Free School Meals”
EDUCATION REPORTING: Alison Novak for “To Address a Teacher Shortage, North Country Union High School Looked to the Philippines”
ENVIRONMENTAL REPORTING:
Jonathan Mingle for “Vermont’s Loggers and Sawmills Are Disappearing — and That’s Bad News for Forests”
England Newspaper Convention in Portsmouth, N.H. In most categories, Seven Days competed against other large-circulation weeklies.
The competition, hosted by the New England Newspaper & Press Association, honors outstanding work by newspapers and online outlets. We’re grateful to NENPA for the recognition and to the advertisers and Super Readers who support our work! Read on for a list of first-place winners; find the rest, with judges’ comments, online at sevendaysvt.com/nenpa2026.
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HEALTH REPORTING: Colin Flanders for “Vermont Has a Drinking Problem. It’s Time to Talk About It.”
HOUSING NEWS: Derek Brouwer and Liam Elder-Connors for “Vermont Doesn’t Track Homeless Deaths. So We Did.”
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It’s no secret that Vermont’s dairy farms rely on migrant labor. Increasingly, so does another iconic sector: maple. STORY & PHOTOS BY LUCY TOMPKINS • lucy@sevendaysvt.com
On a recent chilly afternoon in Cabot, Caitlin and Ian Ackermann fired up their evaporator for the first boil of the sugaring season. Plumes of sweet-smelling vapor rose from their sugarhouse. Caitlin stirred vats of maple syrup while holding her 8-month-old, Bailey, on her hip.
Sugaring season is intense but brief. Until this year, the couple ran their operation mostly by themselves, with occasional help of one local worker. They sometimes stayed up all night to keep pace. But as the Ackermanns increased the number of
trees they tap, from 3,000 in 2013 to 18,000 today, they’ve had to seek assistance. Their local job ads went unanswered. So they applied for a worker through the H-2A visa program, which allows U.S. employers to hire foreign laborers for temporary agriculture jobs they can’t otherwise fill.
As Vermont’s syrup producers doubled their output over the past decade — making more than half of the country’s maple syrup — sugar makers are becoming increasingly dependent on the help of migrant workers from places such as
BY HANNAH BASSETT hbassett@sevendaysvt.com
Lobbyists are nearly omnipresent in the Vermont Statehouse, where they press lawmakers on everything from housing policy to health care. Even judges seeking to keep their seats rely on lobbying — but typically less for persuasion than for explanation, according to people familiar with the process. at distinction is in focus as Superior Court Judge Rachel Malone and five other Superior Court judges face a retention vote before the full legislature on Wednesday, March 25, that will decide whether they keep their seats.
Mexico and Jamaica to sustain one of the state’s most vital industries.
“The biggest thing is, this work is so seasonal,” Caitlin said. “Because we only needed a person for four months, it’s not really feasible for a lot of people. This really was the perfect situation for us.”
A Jamaican worker, Ricardo Graham, 34, joined the Ackermanns in early February and will stay through May. He’s been coming to Vermont since 2019 to work on vegetable and fruit farms in season and
Since 1993, judicial retention votes have been largely routine; lawmakers have voted to keep every judge. Lobbyists have coached judges on how to give an elevator pitch during chance encounters with lawmakers and to ensure that members of the Judicial Retention Committee have the materials they need.
But after that committee declined to recommend Malone earlier this month, the judge, who has presided over cases in southern Vermont, took the unusual step of engaging a paid lobbyist, Anthony Iarrapino, to help present her record to lawmakers ahead of the final joint assembly vote.
He is coordinating with Jessica Oski, a lobbyist with the Necrason Group, who has long worked with judges through the Vermont Trial Judges Association. Oski is providing pro bono guidance to Malone and the five other judges up for retention this week.
In Vermont, judges are appointed, not elected. Lawmakers review each Superior Court and Supreme Court seat on a six-year cycle and vote to decide whether the sitting judge should continue serving.
Earlier this month, the legislature’s bipartisan Judicial Review Committee voted against recommending Malone after considering concerns about the timeliness of her written decisions. e committee noted that she had been working under an improvement plan and had made some progress, but a 5-3 majority elected to withhold support. e other judges under review received unanimous recommendations. at led Malone to seek support from the rest of the legislature ahead of Wednesday’s vote. ➆
Lawmakers are again considering creating a secure facility for mentally ill people accused of crimes
BY COLIN FLANDERS • colin@sevendaysvt.com
Everyone working on James Perry Jr.’s murder case had come to accept that when he fatally shot his daughter as she stopped by to deliver cookies, he was legally insane.
Holed up in his Newbury home during the height of the pandemic, Perry was consumed by paranoid delusions and had become convinced that shadowy forces were conspiring against him. “Floridly psychotic” was how doctors described the 70-year-old’s state of mind, according to Judge Daniel Richardson, who ruled last year that Perry was not guilty by reason of insanity.
Richardson’s verdict put to rest the question of Perry’s criminal culpability for the May 2021 death of Karina Rheaume, 38.
It also raised a thorny follow-up question: What to do with Perry now?
The acquittal meant that Perry could no longer legally be held in prison. Yet his mental health had improved enough during his four years in confinement that the state Department of Mental Health was adamant he no longer qualified for a prolonged hospitalization.
His attorneys ultimately finagled an 11th-hour solution: They landed him a bed at a long-term residential program run by the Rehabilitation Services of Southeastern Vermont in Springfield, where he’s remained since last year. The facility provides around-the-clock care, and someone accompanies Perry if he leaves the grounds. But the doors aren’t locked, and if doctors believe he can be safely treated in the community, then he could eventually be released without any state supervision.
establishing a “forensic facility,” likely inside an existing prison. It would house people who are deemed unfit to stand trial or who have been determined to have been legally insane at the time of their crime. State officials estimate that three to five defendants facing potential life sentences would be eligible for commitment each year.
The bill would grant the state expanded authority to detain people for extended periods of time, so long as it can convince a judge that releasing them would pose a serious risk to the public. It calls on the Department of Corrections to establish a competency restoration program for defendants who are deemed unfit for trial. But the measure leaves many specifics unanswered, including where the facility would be located and how many beds it would have.
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A bill pending in the state legislature seeks to provide a more permanent solution for people such as Perry by
The Vermont Senate is expected to vote on the bill next week, but it could run into trouble in the House, where some committee chairs have opposed similar measures in the past.
Supporters say the bill has been narrowly tailored to target a dangerous and long-standing gap at the intersection of Vermont’s criminal justice and mental health systems.
“We have a system right now where a person who’s manifesting a high level of danger can simply be returned to the street, untreated and unsupervised,” said Jared Bianchi, a deputy state’s attorney in Bennington County who testified in favor of the bill.
in the past few years has begun working sugaring season as well.
There’s no definitive count of migrant maple workers across Vermont. But this season, eight maple producers requested 46 seasonal foreign workers through the H-2A visa program, according to data from the Vermont Department of Labor. Others hired migrant workers using out-of-state labor contractors.
In the Ackermanns’ sugarhouse, which they built themselves, Graham pitched in by throwing firewood into the roaring furnace powering the evaporator, which boils the sap and reduces it to syrup. His previous jobs involved working in the sugar bush — tapping trees, checking the tubing for punctures caused by squirrel bites — but this was his first time boiling.
His father has been coming to the U.S. through the H-2A program for 25 years, he said. It can be a good deal for workers because employers provide housing and fund travel and must pay wages set by the government.
Graham’s earnings support his family in Jamaica, including his 8-year-old child and 10-month-old baby, he said.
“Here, you can provide more,” he said. “If it wasn’t better, I wouldn’t be here.”
Caitlin demonstrated how to measure the syrup’s temperature and viscosity, and Graham poured bags of diatomaceous earth, a powder made from fossilized seashells, into the boiling syrup to help filter it. The syrup needs to be carefully monitored, she said.
“If it’s too thin, it’ll mold,” she said. “Too thick, it’ll crystallize.”
Once it reached the right temperature and thickness, the syrup was filtered through another machine and then transferred into a 40-gallon barrel. By the end of the season, the barn will be stacked high with about 200 of them, Caitlin said.
In Franklin County, a worker named Faustino from Veracruz, Mexico, was also working his first season in the sugar bush.
Faustino, who Seven Days is identifying by only his first name so he could speak freely about his employer, came to Vermont in October on a TN visa, which allows Canadian and Mexican citizens to work in the U.S. for up to three years in certain professional roles. Unlike the H-2A visa, it is not only for agricultural roles and isn’t confined to a certain season.
An agricultural engineer with a master’s degree in fruit farming, Faustino, 26, works for a labor contractor in Tennessee that hired him and two others out to the Franklin County farm. Its sugar bush has thousands of maple trees, he said. They spent the winter installing taps
and tubing for sap and inserted spouts in each one.
“I’m doing things I’ve never done before,” said Faustino, who experienced snow for the first time this year and was enchanted by the colorful leaves in fall.
“I’ve learned a ton.”
Given the Trump administration’s harsher stance on illegal immigration, employers seem to be seeking out workers with TN visas because they aren’t at risk of deportation, Faustino said. But they also command higher pay because of their professional qualifications.
Last April, U.S. Border Patrol agents responded to a tip about men with backpacks emerging from woods near the Canadian border. When the men fled toward a farm, agents followed, detaining eight farmworkers from Mexico, most of them undocumented. The men in the woods turned out to be workers returning from a sugar bush.
“It’s sad,” Faustino said in Spanish of the risks undocumented workers face.
“But in the end, this isn’t my country. And they also know they’re in a foreign country and rules are rules. The government establishes its own rules, and that’s valid.”
“We came here to fulfill certain dreams and personal goals that in Mexico, the reality is, very few people are able to achieve,” he added.
At the opposite end of the state, in
Dummerston, Read Miller runs one of Vermont’s oldest farms, Dwight Miller Orchards, where trees have been tapped for maple syrup since the 1700s.
Miller, who said he’s “pushin’ 70,” said he has hired hundreds of foreign workers over the years, mostly from Mexico, to pick apples and work in his greenhouse. More recently, he’s hired migrant workers to help with sugaring. He has about 7,000 maple taps, a relatively small operation.
“Maple is different than it was 20 years ago,” he said. With the help of technology such as reverse osmosis systems that speed up syrup production, maple operations have expanded rapidly. Some have sugar bushes with hundreds of thousands of trees, and most of the work is still done manually.
“You have to touch every tree by hand,” said Allison Hope, executive director of the Vermont Maple Sugar Makers’ Association.
Read said the state’s changing demographics have also contributed to the labor challenges.
“We used to be able to get neighborhood kids to set up our operation,” he said. “This increase in production has led to the fact that we no longer have kids next door to help with those numbers. And we have less kids next door anyway.”
In December, he gave a presentation on
the H-2A program at the Vermont Maple Sugar Makers’ Association annual conference, at which he encouraged his peers to consider hiring migrant workers. There isn’t a great deal of interest yet, he said. But if other sectors are any indication, it won’t be long.
“I don’t know how much Vermont milk is not made with migrant labor,” he said. “There’s probably hardly any fruit picked that doesn’t have to do with migrant labor. It’s what’s making agriculture turn in Vermont.”
Back in Cabot, Graham was getting the hang of things.
He inserted a pipette into a barrel of freshly boiled syrup and drew out a small sample of the warm amber liquid. Then he squirted it into a small glass bottle, where the syrup’s color would be used to measure its grade.
The Ackermanns poured some syrup into tiny cups to drink, a reward for their labor. Graham politely declined.
“I don’t like sweets,” he said. ➆
Lucy Tompkins covers immigration, the border and new American communities in Vermont for Seven Days. She is a corps member of Report for America, a national service program that places journalists. in local newsrooms. Find out more at reportforamerica.org.
BY AARON CALVIN & LUCY TOMPKINS
Burlington city councilors on Monday pushed for answers while members of the public harshly criticized interim Police Chief Shawn Burke, demanding an explanation for how and why his department got involved in helping federal immigration agents execute a warrant on a South Burlington home earlier this month.
For Burke, it was his third time publicly discussing the events of March 11, during which U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents started a daylong standoff at a Dorset Street home when they tried to arrest a man they thought was inside. As throngs of protesters gathered outside the home, Burlington police officers and Vermont State Police responded to help.
Burke, along with the heads of VSP, South Burlington police and the Department of Public Safety, also described the day during a Statehouse hearing last Thursday. The chiefs emphatically defended the actions of their officers, who they said were put in an impossible position.
The leaders testified that their main priority was to protect the public and that their officers’ presence likely prevented more violence from befalling Vermonters at the hands of federal agents.
Recounting the day’s events, South Burlington Police Chief Bill Breault said that after he arrived at the scene, ICE agents informed him they were working on getting a warrant to enter the home where they believed a man wanted for illegally reentering the country was hiding. Once it was signed, they told him they planned to execute the warrant “by any means necessary,” he said.
Given the large crowd and the impending enforcement action, he felt he had two choices: to remove local law enforcement from the scene or to call in reinforcements to try to keep protesters separate from federal agents, who he worried would use unnecessary force.
“I was left with no option but to seek assistance from state police, Burlington PD and other agencies,” Breault said. “I’m
incredibly grateful for their assistance. There’s no doubt their assistance prevented serious bodily injury and even death.”
Though three people were eventually removed from the residence, the man ICE sought was never there. Those detained have been released from custody.
Breault said a full review of the incident is still under way but that at this point he felt confident that “force used by troopers and officers was in response to the actions of those present.”
The explanations did not sit well with every elected official — nor members of the public. At Monday’s council meeting, more than 60 people signed up for a public comment period that went on for more than two hours. Many testified to the violence they witnessed — or were victims of — at the hands of local police. And many felt the crowd of protesters would have succeeded in driving away ICE agents if local police had not shown up to help the feds. “Which side are you on?” they asked the city councilors.
Some videos from the Dorset Street scene appear to show Burlington Officer Julian Gonzalez throw two people to the ground. One of them, Winooski resident Gwendolyn Heaghney, spoke at the hearing and said she suffered a concussion and extensive pain to her neck, back and shoulders after she was thrown down and pinned to a curb by the officer.
“Obviously, the ones harmed the most are the ones who are stolen from their families, but I also think it’s important to recognize the mass community trauma inflicted by those supposedly there to protect us,” she told the crowd.
Burke said no body camera footage from March 11 would be released to the public at this time, citing the internal investigation into use-of-force complaints and a request for the footage from the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s criminal investigations unit.
The council plans to continue the discussion at a special meeting on Tuesday, March 31. ➆
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But civil liberties advocates argue that housing mentally ill people long-term within prisons when they haven’t been convicted of a crime runs afoul of both the conscience and, potentially, the U.S. Constitution.
“There’s an impetus to lock people up and throw away the key,” said Jack McCullough, director of Vermont Legal Aid’s Mental Health Law Project, which represents defendants who would be eligible for the new facility. “I’m very concerned that this is where this is heading.”
Police and prosecutors have long held that Vermont’s laws for handling crimes committed by people with severe mental illnesses can leave the public at risk. The problem begins when questions arise about someone’s fitness for trial, or competency.
Unlike the legal defense of insanity, which considers a person’s state of mind at the time of the crime, competency refers to their current fitness. To be found competent, a defendant must be able to understand the court proceedings they face and be able to aid in their own defense.
It is a fluid concept that can change repeatedly over the course of a criminal case: One month, someone might be competent; the next, not.
Vermont is one of the only states in the U.S. without a program designed to restore the competency of criminal defendants so they can stand trial, according to state officials. Competency concerns have loomed over numerous high-profile cases in recent years, including the ax murder of a mental health worker in Brattleboro and the shooting of three Palestinian college students in Burlington.
A finding of incompetency kick-starts a complicated and time-sensitive legal process, as defendants must be transferred out of the Department of Corrections’ custody within 21 days.
The judge’s first task is to decide whether the person has a diagnosable mental illness in need of treatment, which would make them eligible for placement in the custody of the Department of Mental Health.
From there, the department can hold the person at a residential psychiatric facility, or it can place the person on an “order of non-hospitalization,” putting them under the supervision of a community mental health agency.
The bar for hospitalization is high in Vermont, said Karen Godnick Barber, chief legal counsel for the Department of Mental Health.
“We have an acute care system,” Barber said. “Just like if you went into the hospital for a broken leg, as soon as you no longer needed to be in the hospital but could be
treated on an outpatient basis, you would be discharged. Same for a mental hospital.”
Orders of non-hospitalization, on the other hand, are voluntary and designed with treatment, not public safety, in mind.
“It’s not like a probation order or a condition of release,” Barber said. “You don’t go to jail if you don’t take your medicine exactly as prescribed.”
Prosecutors have long argued that Vermont needs a third option: a facility to hold someone who does not require hospital-level care but is too dangerous to live free in the community.
Lawmakers have taken up the issue several times in recent years. One proposal, for instance, would have carved out a section of the state psychiatric hospital for so-called forensic patients.
S.193 instead proposes creating the facility within the state prison system, on the belief that it is already providing supervision to many of the people who would ultimately wind up in one of the new treatment beds.
for discharging someone from the facility. Defendants could be recommitted at any time if they fail to comply with mandated treatment plans; if the state corrections commissioner has “reason to believe” they’re incompetent again; or a judge finds that they pose a risk to the community.
The Senate Judiciary Committee endorsed the bill by a vote of 4-1 last week after more than a month of testimony. The lone no vote came from Sen. Tanya Vyhovsky (P/D-ChittendenCentral), a clinical social worker, who said she was troubled by the idea of housing the facility within the Department of Corrections.
“As someone who has volunteered in our prisons, that is not a therapeutic environment,” she said. She also expressed concerns about the state’s prison health care contractor, Wellpath, which has been plagued by accusations of providing inadequate care in jails across the country.
“I am not denying that there may be a gap within our system that needs to be solved,” Vyhovsky said. “My concern is the way the bill proposes solving it.”
McCullough, the legal aid attorney, said he’s not convinced a gap even exists. People can already be hospitalized in Vermont if a court determines that their mental illness makes them a danger to themselves or others. Some of those people wind up competent as a result of the psychiatric treatment they receive, he said.
As for defendants found insane, McCullough pointed to the Perry case, which he himself worked on, as a win-win resolution.
The bill would commit people accused of crimes carrying potential life sentences who are deemed incompetent and would enroll them in a newly established competency restoration program. Exactly what that program would look like is not clear, though state officials say best practices include coupling treatment with civic lessons about how the justice system works.
Defendants would be reevaluated at least every six months until they’re either restored to competency or their charges have been dismissed — perhaps because they have been determined to have been insane at the time of the crime.
Legally insane defendants would remain committed until a judge decided they could be safely released back into the community. The same standard would be applied to people who cannot be restored to competency, such as those with progressive dementia or an untreatable traumatic brain injury.
The bill also spells out the process
“Having someone receive adequate services outside of a locked facility is the way we should be going for people who can do that,” he said.
The attorney added that he’s represented numerous people over the years who would have been thrown into the proposed facility but instead were released and are now living in the community.
“They’re receiving services and are not posing any more danger to society than you or I,” he said. “You could walk right past them and not even know it.”
But the prospect of Perry returning home one day has left his family terrified. Speaking at a court hearing last year, Joshua Rheaume, one of Karina’s four sons, asked the judge to consider what happens when his grandfather is released and has to face the “stresses and triggers of the outside world.”
“The risk is too great,” Rheaume said, according to the Valley News. “Our family, community and any potential future victims deserve the assurance of a more permanent solution.”
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Seven Days education reporter Alison Novak has been busy this winter, covering the legislature’s ongoing attempts to change how Vermonters pay for public schools [“Lawmakers Plan to Tackle Education Reform, Health Care,” January 6]. Whether she is breaking news on her beat [“Students Banned From CVU-Rice Basketball Game,” January 27; “Agency of Education Finds Errors in State Report Card,” March 3] or explaining how we got into this mess [“Empty Desks: Enrollment in Vermont’s K-12 Schools Is Dropping at an Alarming Rate. Communities Are on Their Own to Deal With the Problem,” February 18], her stories command the attention of readers. More than two dozen raised their hands and shared their views.
As elected school board members, we are deeply concerned about proposals under consideration by the Vermont legislature that would fundamentally reshape public education. We write as individuals, not on behalf of our boards.
As legislators work to cut costs, we are worried by the unfunded mandates and magical thinking undergirding many leading proposals. Several essential truths must be brought back to the center of this conversation. Vermont’s excess spending threshold penalizes districts that exceed a per-pupil spending limit with steep, escalating double taxation. While districts control some spending, the largest cost drivers — health care costs negotiated at the state level, enrollment fluctuations and new legislative mandates — are entirely outside local control.
Meanwhile, Vermont suspended state funding for school construction during the 2008 recession and never resumed it. When districts seek voter approval for bonds to repair buildings, debt service folds directly into per-pupil spending calculations. The state imposed a spending ceiling, withdrew from construction funding and now penalizes districts for maintaining their buildings.
This is the trap: Districts are told to consolidate, maintain safe buildings and control spending — while the state oloads costs and penalizes us for addressing them.
The state must decouple debt service and health care costs from per-pupil spending calculations and commit to a concrete plan for resuming state funding for school construction. Without these changes, Vermont’s districts will remain stuck: blamed for costs we cannot control and unable to build a future that serves our students.
Jamie McCallum WEYBRIDGE
Whether it’s the demographics of our legislature, the link between fertility and political a liation, or environmentalism that sometimes regards population growth and development negatively, Vermont su ers from cultural resistance to even framing this as a problem worth solving.
Editor’s note: This letter was cosigned by 18 members of the Addison Central, Champlain Valley, Harwood Unified Union, Mount Ascutney and Paine Mountain school districts: Jason Chance, Ron Makle , Jess Venable-Novak, Laura Harlan, Ellen Whelan-Wuest, Barb Wilson, David Connery, Robert Dabrowski, Steven Rosenberg, Andrew Schroth, J.B. Weir, Corey Hackett, Jim Murphy, Elizabeth Burrows, Davis McGraw, Nancy J. Pedrick, Dan Morris and Sarah Path.
Alison Novak’s “Empty Desks” article was of interest, both for what it covered and what it did not. For example, there was no coverage of the damage done by funding education with regressive real estate and sales taxes. Dumping noneducational costs, such as health care and unfunded mandates, on local education budgets is another negative. There is nothing about attracting new workers and employment for them. Hardworking, tax-paying immigrants come to mind. It is very clear that immigrants are the key to solving our declining school enrollments and low birth-rate demographic problems. Without them, we are likely lost.
This is a real systems problem. Vermont is not attracting new economic activities. Gutting education will create a negative feedback loop. The reliance on regressive taxes is also negative. The cost of energy is another negative. Everything is connected. There are no silos.
There is obviously no one simple fix. I suggest Vermont embrace a stewardship philosophy.
There are so many opportunities for an exciting future — if we are willing to go there. Buckminster Fuller said: “You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”
Does Vermont have the gumption to invent a new model?
Jock Gill PEACHAM
My family will soon have three children, an anomaly in a state with a total fertility rate of 1.3, well below the 2.1 needed to sustain a population. Immigration and domestic migration aren’t filling the gap. That leaves one lever: Keep the families we already have and create the conditions for them to want to have more children.
We don’t know with certainty what will increase fertility, but we know recent policy hasn’t, and the policies that matter to larger families like mine aren’t the ones Vermont is pursuing.
The call to action is simple: Say Vermont needs more children, and make families with multiple children the lens through which Vermont evaluates policy. Don’t just build more housing, but housing designed for larger families. Don’t just provide childcare subsidies, but subsidies that support all forms of care, including a family member at home. Don’t just create strong public schools, but supported independent schools and homeschooling that meet families where they are. If a policy doesn’t help and empower all families with multiple kids, it won’t solve our demographic crisis or its symptoms: higher property taxes, school consolidation and worker shortages.
Christian Matthews UNDERHILL
Enjoyed the “Empty Desks” article. This story begs another big question. With enrollment declining and school budgets going up like a SpaceX rocket, why can’t high school freshmen read at grade level and do sixth-grade math? Overall, student test scores in Vermont are deplorable. It is readily apparent that the education system is broken. A simple fix is to go back to basics. Teach the “three Rs,” the basic sciences, biology, chemistry, physics, American history, commercial courses, the trades and physical education five days a week for all who are physically able. Yes, do keep basic special ed for those in need. We also need art and music. Once you achieve proficiency in these areas, then consider expanding your areas of study. We have good teachers and schools. We just have to get them functioning at a level that develops and brings out the best in our student populations.
One more item: No cellphones in school. Students will learn to communicate with each other and with teachers and sta .
Bob Vacca NEWPORT
Not once did “Empty Desks” mention online and distance learning or technology as part of the solution to the highertaxes/fewer-students dilemma. Instead,
it focused on the 20th-century solutions of closing schools and increasing busing. The technology for effective online programs is out there, and since the 1990s, the State of Vermont and the state colleges have been using it to deliver education and training. Plus, in the COVID-19 era, numerous districts effectively deployed digital solutions to the problem of closed schools.
Creating systems that rely on instruction beamed to area schools by existing teachers, along with periodic in-person meetings for science fairs, concerts and the like, requires intelligence and goodwill from everyone involved. It’s time for Vermonters to take up the challenge of radically rethinking our antique school system.
Jessica Noyes MARSHFIELD
“Empty Desks” may not be filling up for reasons other than lack of housing or lower birth rates. Our weather may also be influential. No matter the size of a town, snow totals, windchills, and the expense of clothing, heating, food, gas, car corrosion, snow removal and just getting around have made living in the Northeast harsh and expensive. Sustaining essential services like snow plowing and routine infrastructure and road maintenance are reflected in higher taxes.
Vermont is a beautiful place to visit or own a vacation home, and that’s it for many. Will we eventually have climate refugees escaping a rising ocean and massive heat domes and droughts occurring in the South and West? Probably.
Until then, is it not best that our population grow more naturally and slowly over time? We need to be patient and proceed with caution to be well prepared to manage the environmental and municipal impacts of a growing population. However, the current business community’s emphasis on “If you build it, they will come” may just backfire as the baby boom population bubble dissipates with time.
If we want more young people to stay and start families here, we may want to offer a more supportive future of hope and equity — one that seriously recognizes and works to stem global heating, works for international peace, and distributes the nation’s wealth more equitably. That may fill desks.
Wolfger Schneider CHARLOTTE
As a young schoolteacher in Vermont with a spouse who works for the state, I would love to stay in Vermont and start my family. However, when my spouse and I talk about
having children, we recognize that there is no way for us to afford to have a child and remain in the state. The cost of living here is so astronomical that even with two above-average incomes, we would be unable to afford an apartment that would have room for a kid, not to mention the fact that neither of our jobs has guaranteed paid maternity leave.
When considering why birth rates and school enrollment in Vermont are so low, I think we really must focus on affordability. It breaks my heart that I will never be able to afford to raise children in the state I love and that to meaningfully move on with my life — by starting a family or owning a house — I will have to leave Vermont.
I wish lawmakers and Gov. Phil Scott could see that things like mandatory paid parental leave and legislated rent control might make it easier for young people who want to have families in Vermont to do so.
Katherine Ham COLCHESTER
After leaving the Mount Abraham Unified School District, the Lincoln School District was established as a pre-K-12 district, currently with 210 students — not a K-6 district of “around 80” students, as “Empty Desks” states. Moreover, in contrast to its main theme, enrollment at the Lincoln Community School has bounced back after COVID-19 and is projected to continue rising.
This is great news but also should be seen in the context of Mount Abraham Unified School District Superintendent Patrick Reen’s prior use of dire — and, in the end, grossly inaccurate — enrollment predictions to further his school closure
When you promote a child who hasn’t met requirements, you don’t help anyone. If a child can’t meet the requirements of first grade, how can you expect that child to do well in second grade?
My father-in-law had to repeat first grade because he could barely speak English; his family spoke Yiddish at home, and so he was unprepared for first grade. He went on to get his PhD in nuclear physics and become an awardwinning physicist at the Knolls Atomic Power Laboratory. If he hadn’t repeated first grade, the outcome might have been different.
plan, a misguided effort that ultimately led to Lincoln’s exit. In fact, LCS enrollment has greatly exceeded these predictions: by 29 percent last year and 38 percent this year.
Meanwhile, LSD is doing well financially. While Lincoln is by far the smallest supervisory district in Vermont, current fiscal year 2026 perpupil spending is below the statewide average. Regionally, we have the lowest per-pupil spending and lowest education tax rate of any district in Addison and Chittenden counties. Similar trends are apparent for fiscal year 2027.
Lincoln students also are doing very well academically, considerably above state averages on state assessments, with strengths in local assessments and evaluative measures beyond test scores.
The answer to Reen’s “riddle” is Lincoln. Yes, Vermont can have high-quality education and reasonable tax rates in a small district and community-supported school.
Jeanne Albert LINCOLN
Albert is chair of the Lincoln School District Board.
I was recently reminded that Mississippi, a state that spends much less on education than Vermont, does significantly better at teaching elementary school students to read. I made some inquiries and learned that part of Mississippi’s strategy is to hold students back in the third grade if they don’t read at grade level. Apparently, we prefer not to hold students back in Vermont, and that’s part of the problem.
When we don’t have strict criteria for promotion, children can graduate from high school without learning the fundamentals. A high school diploma should be something that is earned through diligence and hard work, not a certificate awarded for four years of participation. Let’s start implementing reasonable standards for promotion to the next grade level, along with other reforms to improve the performance of Vermont students.
David Maher BURLINGTON
Would someone — whether it be a journalist or someone at the Agency of Education — please track the impact of COVID-19 on today’s test scores? It has been found that the average U.S. gradeschool student lost 0.7 years of schooling due to the pandemic. Add to that the fact that 11 percent of Vermont grade-school students lacked access to the internet, and it’s no wonder that student scores were better in the 1990s and early 2000s. Failing to track the lasting impact of the pandemic on today’s students is irresponsible on both the part of the Agency of Education and journalists covering the field of education.
David Ellenbogen CALAIS
The March 11 cartoon by Tim Newcomb was cute and typical political humor found in a liberal publication: Smear the conservative while hoping the truth won’t be revealed. The serious question is: Other than parental input, who in Vermont is responsible for setting the educational standards? It is my understanding that the teachers’ union is overwhelmingly aligned with the Democratic representatives at our Statehouse. Isn’t it the union and its membership, along with their political backers, who establish the policies and practices that produce the “standards”? Maybe it’s not just the students who are failing.
MAY 8, 1948-MARCH 19, 2026 GRAND ISLE, VT.
Jane Booth Pomykala of Grand Isle, Vt., passed away peacefully on March 19, 2026, at the age of 77.
She was born on May 8, 1948, to Charles Frazier Booth and Jocelyn Bower Booth in Bronxville, N.Y. After graduating from the University of New Mexico, Jane went on to earn a master’s of education from the University of Vermont. She married her husband Robert “Bob” David Pomykala in 1975 in Quogue, N.Y. ey shared 50 beautiful years together side by side.
at the farmers market and home farmstand. Jane was extremely proud to share her farming knowledge with the numerous young people who came every spring to work at Pomykala Farm. Her patience and teachings inspired the next generation of farmers, a legacy that continues to endure.
Jane’s love of nature and teaching began early. As a teenager, she worked and taught at the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, cultivating the skills and curiosity that would guide her throughout her life. In Vermont schools, Jane taught children of all ages and abilities, in particular those requiring special needs. Even as the demands of her vegetable farming career grew, Jane maintained her accreditation and found joy in substitute teaching during the offseason. Jane and Bob began Pomykala Farm in 1977, the very early days of the Vermont farm-to-table movement. Jane was the beating heart of the operation, keeping restaurants supplied and chefs happy with regular deliveries. Jane’s love of flowers was pivotal to the farm’s success; she enjoyed harvesting blooms and crafting bouquets all the way through this past autumn. She found joy in helping customers
Keenly focused on community service and public good, Jane was committed to civic life in her town of Grand Isle. She served on the Library Commission and Cemetery Commission and held town juror, 4-H leader and justice of the peace positions. Jane’s desire to help those in need included donating to local food shelves. She was a member of the Grand Isle Rescue Auxiliary, and for 14 years Jane and Bob hosted a Strawberry Social event on their farm as a benefit for Grand Isle Rescue.
Jane led a life full of love, family and gratitude. She is survived by her husband, Bob; sons, Benjamin (Susan) and Jonathan (Rebecca); granddaughter, Margaret, to whom she was devoted; and her siblings Courtland, William and Sally.
A memorial service will be held on April 4, 2026, 11 a.m., at Grand Isle Elementary School, followed by a noon reception and lunch for sharing stories and remembrances of Jane. All are welcome to attend.
In lieu of flowers, the family has asked for donations to be made in Jane’s memory to the Grand Isle Rescue (PO Box 79, Grand Isle, VT 05458) and the C.I.D.E.R. organization (PO Box 13, South Hero, VT 05486).
NOVEMBER 30, 1942-MARCH 11, 2026 NORTH HERO, VT.
Ann lived an incredible life. She had a wonderful family — kith and kin, including grandchildren Augusta, Ina and Liam, brothers Michael and David Ratner, and sister-in-law Nancy, whom she adored. She had wonderful relationships with her daughters, Rebecca and Leila, which had grown over the years into mature friendships, and with her sons-in-law, Tom and Sean. She and her friend, partner, lover, spouse and collaborator, Chip, shared their lives for 66 years.
Ann and Chip traveled widely around the world and in the U.S., to museums, archaeological and
NOVEMBER 7, 1931FEBRUARY 15, 2026
HINESBURG, VT.
Matthew A. Spiro, a longtime resident of Hinesburg, Vt., died on February 15, 2026, at the Arbors in Shelburne, Vt. He was born in 1931 in New York City, where he grew up. He was the son of Henry and Gertrude Spiro. He received his undergraduate degree from Columbia University and a master’s in education from New York University. He spent his career in New York City schools as an elementary teacher and French teacher and ultimately retired as a guidance counselor.
religious sites, gardens, and geological formations. She was an accomplished knitter and loved color, textiles and art. She was committed to education, the arts, her community and friends. Above all she was intellectually vibrant, with a wonderfully eclectic, curious mind. She read voraciously, including nonfiction archaeology and history books and contemporary and world literature. She had a delightful, quirky sense of humor.
Ann graduated cum laude from Beloit College in 1964 with a degree in anthropology and as a member of the Phi Beta Kappa honors society. She then worked as an anthropology grants analyst in New York City before going into the U.S. Peace Corps and serving in India for two years. She obtained a school library
When Mat (yes, he preferred his nickname with one “t”) was 24, he met the love of his life, Robert Petrusa, while working together at the French Line shipping company in Rockefeller Center. After retirement, Mat and Bob moved to Hinesburg in the early 1990s and were among the early same-sex couples having a civil union ceremony in Vermont. ey later married, in July 2013.
Mat loved to travel, read books, watch old movies, discuss current events and speak French. He was very social and had a large network of friends who continued to visit him after his recent move to the Residence
certification and was the librarian at the Folsom School in South Hero, Vt. She also obtained a master’s degree in history from the University of Vermont and worked for many years at the UVM Fleming Museum, serving as the museum’s director before her retirement.
She lived in North Hero, Vt., for more than 50 years. She supported the North Hero Library and was one of the founding mothers of the Champlain Islands Celebration of the Arts, Inc. (d/b/a Island Arts), serving continuously for 42 years. She was especially dedicated to Island Arts’ scholarships and programs for children.
People will remember her elegant face with a marvelous aura of bloodred hair, recently of burnished gold. She and her family valued their time together during her last days: at home with a view of her beloved Lake Champlain and a time of grace. Gifts in Ann Porter’s memory can be made to Island Arts either by mail to PO Box 108, North Hero, VT 05474, or online at zeffy.com/en-us/donation-form/ ann-porter-memoriam.
at Quarry Hill and then the Arbors. And he had an active phone life with those friends who lived too far away to visit — Australia, New York City, Florida, Kansas.
Mat remained mentally vibrant to the end despite his physical frailties. He shared stories of his travels and always wanted to hear other people’s stories. He tried hard to know the names of all of his caregivers and helpers. He gained friends from every area of his life.
Mat leaves his large network of friends and Bob’s niece and nephew. anks to the many caregivers and friends who shared their love and attention with Mat. He was very grateful.
Mat was unsure about having a cemetery plot, but he shared that if he had one, he’d like to have both his and Bob’s names on one stone with an inscription, “They loved each other” or “They were happy together.”
MARCH 27, 1938-MARCH 17, 2026
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT.
Methodist pastor Rev. Anne Carol Young Roberts of South Burlington, Vt., died at the McClure Miller Respite House on March 17, 2026, of complications due to heart failure. She was 87.
Anne Carol Young was born on March 27, 1938, in Norristown, Pa., as the second daughter of Edith (Cox) Young and Edward Young. She suffered from scarlet fever as a child, just before penicillin became widely available, that caused significant hearing loss.
Shortly after graduation from Albright College in 1959, she married Kenneth C. Roberts Jr., and the couple moved to Ann Arbor, Mich., where Anne taught home economics and obtained a master’s in teaching degree at Wayne State University while her husband completed his studies at the University of Michigan. In 1962, they moved to Williamstown, Mass., where they resided for more than two decades before their divorce in 1990.
of West Brookfield, Somerset, Belchertown and East Bridgewater as an elder over the course of her ministering career. Her ministry tied together her musicianship, her visual arts talents and her sewing background in creating banners to celebrate the word of Jesus Christ. Her hearing continued to deteriorate throughout her adult life, and its loss presented a continual challenge that she conquered in serving her churches. Anne moved to Vermont in retirement to be closer to family.
Her greatest tragedy was the death of her first son, Kenneth C. Roberts III, as a toddler in 1969. After that heartbreak, she and Ken went on to have two boys, Kevin T. Roberts, currently of Carmel, Ind., and Keith A. Roberts, currently of Hinesburg, Vt.
She is survived by her son Kevin and his children, Matthew and Elizabeth; and by her son Keith, his wife, Heather, and their children, Tom, Kate and Meg.
JUNE 7, 1951-MARCH 11, 2026 COLCHESTER, VT.
Roy Victor Johnson Jr., 74 — beloved father, husband, brother and friend — passed away peacefully on March 11, 2026, in Colchester, Vt., after a 30-year journey with Parkinson’s disease. He walked every day of it with the quiet grace of the Vermont hills he so deeply loved.
We like to think he found his way back to Sunderland, hopped on his Gator and headed straight into the woods around Equinox Mountain, back where he always belonged. Where a part of him never left. Where the trees knew him. Where the trails remembered his footsteps.
Anne taught home economics at Mount Greylock Regional High School for over 20 years. In the mid-1980s, she was called to the ministry. Heeding that call, she obtained a master’s of divinity degree from Boston University and pastored four churches in Massachusetts in the towns
JULY 8, 1959-MARCH 12, 2026 WILLISTON, VT.
Pam Parent, 66, of Williston, Vt., died unexpectedly on March 12, 2026.
Pam was born in Burlington, Vt., on July 8, 1959, to Theodore and Patricia Palmer and was the oldest of the 3 P’s and the 3 T’s. As the firstborn of a young family embarking on military life, she spent her first couple of years being loved and adored by her mom, Pat; grandparents, Hilda, Beatrice and James; and her young aunts, Mary and Peg, while Ted began his service in the U.S. Army. Her schooling began in Kinderhaus in Stuttgart, Germany. She was a proud young student. The family returned to Hinesburg, Vt., while she was in elementary school, and she graduated from Champlain Vally Union High School in 1977, where she was a member of the National Honor Society. She was known for her kindness and thoughtfulness among her friends and teachers. She was a kind and thoughtful big sister. Pam loved being a mother and took enormous pride in her children. Pam was also a creative. She found great joy in baking
The family wishes to thank the cardiology team at the University of Vermont Medical Center, as well as the palliative and spiritual care teams there, and the staff at the McClure Miller Respite House, who gave compassionate comfort to Anne during her final days. The family will hold a memorial service pursuant to her wishes at a later date. In lieu of flowers, the family invites you to make memorial donations to McClure Miller Respite House. Please visit awrfh.com to share your memories and condolences.
and cooking for her family and had a talent for decorating elaborate birthday cakes for her children’s birthdays. She often sewed Halloween and school play costumes from scratch, rivaling any store-bought costume. In quieter moments, she enjoyed tending to her flower gardens, spending time with a good book or using her keen eye searching for antiques. Pam also loved music. She built up an impressive record collection and cherished her trip to visit her brother Todd and the Grand Ole Opry.
Pam is predeceased by her parents, Ted and Pat Palmer, and her aunt Mary Nertney. She is survived by her children, Charlotte, Sam and Will Parent, and their father, Jeff Parent; siblings, Tim Palmer, Penny Restuccia and husband Michael, Todd Palmer and wife Darlene, Ted Palmer and wife Danielle, and sister Paula Palmer; and many nieces and nephews. She is also survived by her aunt and uncle Peg and Wayne Lacaillade and her close friends Sandra Bremner and the St. Hilaire family. Funeral services will be held on March 30, 2026, 11 a.m., at St. Jude’s in Hinesburg. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Carpenter Carse Library.
all singing, whistling and humming. He held a deep respect for this Earth and a wisdom about Vermont history and its land that he carried humbly and shared generously with everyone fortunate enough to walk beside him.
Parkinson’s asked much of him over three decades. He faced each challenge but accepted the realities — slowly, honestly and entirely on his own terms. He never stopped being Roy. Even as his body changed, his spirit held steady: curious, warm, connected and quietly joyful. Those who loved him will tell you his grace never wavered. Not once.
Roy was born on June 7, 1951, in Huntington, N.Y., to Roy and Elizabeth Johnson. His family relocated to Vermont when he was young, where they built and ran the beloved Shanty Gift Shop in Sunderland for many years. He graduated from Burr and Burton Academy in Manchester, Vt., with the class of 1969, a place and a community that shaped him deeply. Adventure brought Roy to California, and California brought him to Penny. Together they made their way back to Vermont to raise their family — back to the land that always had his heart. Over 40 years they built something real and lasting, finding their footing through every season life handed them and holding steady through all of it.
Roy believed in taking part in his community, and he served on the Sunderland selectboard and was a local zoning administrator for many years. Roy was Vermont in the truest sense. Its trails, its rivers, its back roads and his land ran through him like roots. He knew every tree on every path, loved every season the hills had to offer, and moved through it
JUNE 7, 1952MARCH 18, 2026
ST. AUGUSTINE, FLA.
Craig Tomlinson Martin passed away on Wednesday, March 18, 2026, at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Fla., surrounded by his wife and son, after a remarkable battle with glioblastoma.
Craig, born in Proctor, Vt., on June 7, 1952, grew up in Essex Junction and earned degrees in electrical engineering from Vermont Technical College and the University of Vermont. His career took him to GE, Digital Equipment Corporation, Hill Associates and Green Mountain Coffee/
Roy’s greatest joy was spending time with his family and his dogs. He is survived by his wife, Penny; children, Jeremy (Emily) and Sarah (Jeffrey); and grandchildren, Henry and Leo, who loved him, learned from him and will carry his hum with them always. He is also survived by his sister, Joan Earle, and many beloved nieces and nephews.
The family would like to thank the staff of the University of Vermont’s Frederick C. Binter Center for Parkinson’s Disease and Movement Disorder, especially Dr. James Boyd, for his exceptional care. In lieu of flowers, the family welcomes donations to the Binter Center in Roy’s memory. Or simply do what Roy would have done — take a walk somewhere beautiful, notice something small and leave it a little better than you found it.
A private celebration of Roy’s life will be held in the summer, among the Vermont lands he loved so well.
Sweet surrender, Roy. You earned your rest. Arrangements are in the care of the Chittenden County Cremation Society, a division of Ready Funeral & Cremation Services. To send online condolences please visit cremationsocietycc.com.
Keurig, where he retired in 2017.
Whether he was at work, at home in Essex Junction or at his camp on Lake Champlain, Craig was always busy with projects and tinkering. With a quick smile, he was a man of keen intellect and infectious laughter. He took pride
in measuring twice, cutting once, and earned the respect of everyone who knew him.
Craig loved skiing, golf, hunting, biking and especially his time as a private pilot. He was not only a devoted husband and father but also a beacon of support throughout the community, supporting Scouting, sports teams, and almost anything his son, Sullivan, and his friends pursued.
Craig is survived by his wife, Melissa Dever; his son, Sullivan Martin; his brother, Jay (Kelli) Martin; his sister, Judy Schmidt; his brother-inlaw, Sean Dever; and several beloved nieces and nephews. He was predeceased by his parents, Joseph and Shirley Martin of Essex Junction.
A celebration of life will be held in early summer.
1948-2025
Please join us for a Celebration of Life honoring Willard “Will” Beecher of Starksboro, Vt. A service will be held on Sunday, April 19, 2026, 12:30 p.m., at Green Mount Cemetery, 210 Cemetery Rd., Starksboro VT. A memorial celebration will follow to share food and memories at Sleepy Hollow Inn’s Round Barn Pavilion at 427 Ski Lodge Dr., Huntington, VT. All are welcome. Brightly colored clothing encouraged!
Louise Dawson
1928-2026
Grandma Louise, beloved mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother, sister, aunt, celebrated teacher, foster grandparent and honored community volunteer. ank you for many years of commitment to inspire, support and care for others. Lived well, “I’m still here.” Yes, Louise, your creative spirit and loving presence remain forever in our hearts.
— Your loving family
JULY 3, 1956-MARCH 23, 2024 ORFORD, N.H.
March 23, 2026, marks two years since the passing of Laura Ellen Cooley, a health worker and acupuncturist who built a practice around providing free, mobile care for people often left out of the health care system. She died at age 67 from pancreatic cancer.
Laura lived in Orford, N.H., with her partner, Michael, a physician, and worked often in Vermont providing services to people with addiction, mental health issues, chronic pain and trauma.
She was born and raised in rural northeastern Pennsylvania, studied at Delaware County Community College and worked a range of jobs before turning to acupuncture after she found it eased years of chronic pain from a car accident. She completed an apprenticeship in acupuncture and herbal medicine in Austin, Texas, becoming licensed in 1991.
Laura spent more than two decades in Austin, maintaining a private practice and serving as director of acupuncture services
at the Austin HIV Wellness Center, where she focused on what became her life’s work: providing free, walk-in, group-based care for underserved communities.
A central part of her work was a five-point ear acupuncture protocol she learned in the Bronx in the early 1990s, developed in the 1970s by activists and health workers to support people dealing with addiction and trauma. Over her career, she trained about 1,000 people to use the protocol, many of whom went on to offer it in treatment centers, drug courts, shelters and related programs.
In 2001, she met her partner, Michael, when he enrolled in one of her trainings and moved to New Hampshire, where she lived for two decades. Her teaching and organizing took her around the country, including work at Saint Vincent’s Medical Center in New York City after 9/11, with the New Orleans Musicians’ Clinic after Hurricane Katrina, and in New Mexico and along the Gulf Coast after the 2010 oil spill. In Vermont, she worked with Another Way in Montpelier and Washington County Mental Health Services’ WellSpace program in Barre, among other sites.
She also worked to expand licensing laws to allow non-acupuncturists to practice the ear protocol, contributing to reforms in Vermont, New Hampshire, Louisiana, Rhode Island and Québec.
Laura was a creative and wide-ranging person. She produced a short documentary about ear acupuncture called “Unimagined Bridges”; explored music and dance; trained in body-centered psychotherapies; and was an avid reader with a deep, self-directed curiosity. She was known for being direct, energetic and unafraid to push against convention.
She died peacefully at the Jack Byrne Center for Hospice Care in Lebanon, N.H.
APRIL 12, 1997-FEBRUARY 24, 2026 BEND, ORE.
Stratton Matteson, 28, a former resident of Richmond, Vt., died in an avalanche on February 24, 2026, while snowboarding in a remote area of southwest British Columbia. He was well known in the world of “split boarding” and beyond for his commitment to a strong environmental ethic, as well as for his passion and talent as a rider.
Stratton was born in Eugene, Ore. At age 5 he moved to Richmond with his family and attended schools in the Chittenden East district until age 17. He learned to snowboard at age 9 at Bolton Valley Ski Area. He moved to Bend, Ore., for his final year of high school, and in the Pacific Northwest his love of carving turns and exploring wild alpine terrain fully blossomed. He credited his Vermont roots and early experiences snowboarding on ice, crust and sparse snow with his ability and willingness to ride a wide range of conditions. He also had a joyous attitude toward any amount of snow he could find and famously took every opportunity for one more turn. Because of his concern about the impact of climate change on the mountains and sport he loved, Stratton made a decision in 2019 to eschew fossil fuelbased transportation to access the places he rode. He made two films and countless videos and social media posts documenting both the beauty of surfing mountains
OCTOBER 17, 1949MARCH 1, 2026 BURLINGTON, VT.
Arthur James Vento died peacefully on March 1, 2026, after a long illness.
e firstborn son of the late Mario Vento and late Mary Frances Gill Vento of Burlington, Vt., Arthur was predeceased by his brother, Barry Vento, and is survived by his sister, Carol Ann Kruger.
Arthur was born on October 17, 1949, a native of Burlington, and never lived out of the state. He attended Rice High
and his “bike-to-board” lifestyle. For five years, Stratton went car-free, and seeing him pedaling up to trailheads in all manner of weather, split board strapped to his bike, was a common occurrence in central Oregon. Despite his numerous sponsorships, avid social media following, and growing acclaim as a split boarder of exceptional grace, grit and endurance, Stratton remained a humble rider with a boundless sense of humor and positive outlook. In the summer months, he operated a bike-based native plant landscaping business and utilized permaculture principles in his landscape designs. He was also a lifelong skateboarder and, in the last couple of years, had taken up surfing. Stratton is deeply loved and missed by his parents, George Wuerthner and Malia (Mollie) Matteson; his sister, Summer Wuerthner; and the love of his life, Madeline Wettig, all of Bend. He is also survived by his stepfather, Kevin Cross, of South Burlington, Vt. Stratton made a profound impact, as well, on his numerous friends and adventure buddies; many have said that what touched them most was his generous and welcoming heart.
A celebration of life will be held in Bend in early June. His family is also establishing a memorial fund to carry forward Stratton’s Earth-centered vision through projects such as an educational native plant garden and the promotion of safe bike access to backcountry recreation areas. More information and updates can be found at the “Stratton Matteson Legacy” Instagram page.
School and Saint Michael’s College, working both for the U.S. Postal Service and later in real estate.
An active advocate for gun-ownership rights, Arthur loved to shoot and
was excellent at it. He also loved both riding and collecting Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
During his life Arthur was extremely active in Alcoholics Anonymous. In recovery himself, Arthur helped countless people over the years. He was intelligent, often kind and an excellent listener. Arthur listened to everybody.
He is survived by his wife, Jeannie; children, Jim and Christa; grandchildren, Nick, Jacob, Erica, Hunter and Dylan; and greatgrandchildren, Jaxx and Scout Jacob. Arthur was loved and will be missed.
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en Cohen looks more like the guy who drives the Good Humor truck than the founder of a multibillion-dollar ice cream brand. His personal aesthetic is Dad Who Buys Everything at Costco: plaid button-down shirts tucked into yard workready jeans; slip-on shoes with good tread; a slightly decomposed North Face backpack that, if found unattended in an airport, would prompt an evacuation.
Of course, Cohen is rich. The scoop shop he and his friend Jerry Greenfield launched in 1978 in a derelict gas station in downtown Burlington has become one of the world’s best-known ice cream companies, noted as much for its gooey, chunk-filled pints as its outspoken politics. For just about every progressive cause, Ben & Jerry’s has a punnily named flavor: Colin Kaepernick’s Change the Whirled, a nondairy caramel confection created to support the former NFL player’s racial
would be contemplating semiretirement. Instead, he’s spending most of his time trying to figure out how to buy back his company, which is currently suing its corporate owner, the Amsterdam-based Magnum Ice Cream Company, a spin-off of the consumer goods giant Unilever.
Unilever bought Ben & Jerry’s for $326 million in 2000, in a highly unusual deal that allowed the company to maintain its autonomy, including the freedom to take stances on contentious political issues. According to Cohen, however, Unilever and Magnum have been stifling the activism that has come to define Ben & Jerry’s. As Cohen put it in one of several recent interviews with Seven Days: “What they’re doing is destroying the very essence of what built Ben & Jerry’s into such a large, profitable company over the last half century.”
justice nonprofit; Pecan Resist, released during Trump 1.0; Justice ReMix’d, a chocolate and cinnamon ice cream produced alongside a civil rights organization to raise money for criminal justice reform.
The cultural myth of Vermont as a kind of hippie Xanadu has arguably done as much for Ben & Jerry’s as Ben & Jerry’s has done for the cultural myth of Vermont; it wouldn’t be a huge stretch to say that, because of Ben & Jerry’s, crunchy politics and the Green Mountains have become forever yoked in the consumer imagination. The factory in Waterbury, which churns out some 350,000 pints per day, is one of the state’s most popular tourist destinations. And the company employs some 600 people in Vermont across its Waterbury and St. Albans production facilities and corporate headquarters in South Burlington.
Cohen, 75, is still technically a Ben & Jerry’s employee, though he has no official duties. Under different circumstances, he
Cohen lives in Williston, but he had decamped for the month of February to Briny Breezes, Fla., a seaside trailer park community of about 500 mobile homes halfway between Boca Raton and West Palm Beach. For exercise, Cohen sometimes rides his e-bike 20 or so miles each way to flip the bird at President Donald Trump’s private residence at Mar-a-Lago. In fact, Trump is an offstage character in Ben & Jerry’s highly public standoff with Unilever and Magnum, which culminated, last fall, with Greenfield resigning in protest. The company’s advocacy for the Palestinian cause has made it some powerful enemies who, under the current administration, have been emboldened to punish dissent. What began in 2021 as a firestorm over Ben & Jerry’s decision to pull its ice cream from Israeli-occupied territories in the West Bank has now evolved into a proxy war in an increasingly regressive political climate.
The agreement between Unilever and Ben & Jerry’s, still unprecedented in the annals of mergers and acquisitions, contained legally binding provisions to prevent the conglomerate from meddling in the ice cream company’s affairs. It allowed Ben & Jerry’s to appoint and maintain an independent board of directors that would have complete control over its marketing and political activism, unencumbered by interference from on high. The contract also gave Ben & Jerry’s the power to sue Unilever for breaching its terms, a power the ice cream maker has been exercising with some regularity in recent years.
In a string of federal lawsuits, Ben & Jerry’s alleges that Unilever and Magnum have attempted to undermine the independence enshrined in the merger agreement and curb the company’s expressions of its political views. The suits also claim that employees who fail to heed Unilever’s
directives regarding its political statements have faced discipline or dismissal — notably, former CEO David Stever, who was relieved of his duties without the board’s consent last March.
After Unilever created Magnum to manage its frozen dessert portfolio, Magnum — which inherited the merger agreement — announced retroactive board member term limits in December that would immediately remove three of Ben & Jerry’s independent directors, including its chair, Anuradha Mittal. (Those three directors have so far refused to resign.) Most recently, the Ben & Jerry’s Foundation, the company’s philanthropic arm, has claimed in court filings that Unilever and Magnum have sought to remove Mittal, a vocal Palestinian-rights advocate and foundation trustee, and threatened to withhold funding from the foundation unless she steps down. The case is pending in the U.S. Southern District Court of New York, where, last week, a judge denied Magnum’s motion to dismiss.
As the litigation unfolds, Cohen and Greenfield, both of whom stepped back decades ago from official leadership roles, are trying to play the game their way. When Greenfield quit in September, he filmed a video with Cohen in which he read his resignation letter aloud, explaining why he could no longer, in good conscience, remain part of the company he founded. (Greenfield, who now lives in Colorado, declined to be interviewed for this story.)
“Standing up for the values of justice, equity, and our shared humanity has never been more important — and yet Ben & Jerry’s has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power,” Greenfield wrote in his letter. “From the very beginning, Ben and I believed that our values and the pursuit of justice were more important than the company itself. If the company couldn’t stand up for the things we believed, then it wasn’t worth being a company at all.”
It was a savvy move that turned a potential liability — the departure of one-half of the namesake brand — into an opportunity to drum up the kind of press they wanted. A week before Greenfield’s exit, he and Cohen launched a campaign, “Free Ben & Jerry’s,” that publicly called on Magnum to release the company from its ownership. Cohen said he’s identified a group of “socially aligned investors” who would be willing to purchase the company, but Magnum has declined to entertain the proposition.
According to Cohen, Greenfield left, in part, because of his generally conflictaverse nature. “He needed to resign in protest. And for me, I don’t particularly enjoy conflict, but I’m willing to do it,” he said. “The struggle for justice involves
What they’re doing is destroying the very essence of what built Ben & Jerry’s into such a large, profitable company.
BEN COHEN
conflict.” In Greenfield’s absence, Cohen has become the face of the effort to save the company from becoming, as he likes to put it, “another piece of frozen mush.” He’s not worried about reprisals from Magnum.
“One cofounder resigned over this issue,” Cohen said. “Firing the other one might not be such a good look.”
Few global companies inspire the kind of personal devotion that Ben & Jerry’s has cultivated among its following. This X factor is partly the nature of its product, which can be consumed, with equal abandon, in states of both celebration and despair, and partly the nature of the men who created it. The company’s
Cohen and Greenfield personally helped serve to the masses.
Cohen, who opposed the decision to site F-35 fighter jets at Burlington International Airport, once drove around the city in a pickup truck with a set of speakers in the back, blasting the sound of fighter jets flying low overhead. He racked up four noise violations and was eventually arrested. Later, he apologized to Burlington residents for the disturbance. “It was necessary to do this to prevent a greater harm,” he explained at the time.
And then there’s the Ben & Jerry’s origin story, a tale so familiar to the American psyche that it felt like an old chestnut even when it was still a fairly new chestnut: Two chubby Jewish adolescent boys from Long Island strike up the kind of lifelong bond that can only be forged between the slowest kids in gym class, open an ice cream parlor in a defunct gas station in Vermont and stumble into great prosperity. A couple of years after they opened the Burlington scoop shop, Cohen told the New York Times Magazine in 2020, he and Greenfield overheard a boy ask his father: “Daddy, is there really a Ben and a Jerry?” His father replied: “Maybe many, many years ago.”
Cohen and Greenfield made an elemental pairing. By all accounts, Cohen could be exacting, impulsive and intensely critical, while Greenfield was a gentle, stabilizing presence. People who worked with Cohen and Greenfield over the years describe a similar routine: Cohen would chew someone out, and then Greenfield would show up to smooth things over.
bespectacled founders seem to be everywhere their ice cream is, looking goofy and teddy bearish, two mensches plainly enjoying their Cherry Garcia.
For years, Ben & Jerry’s has consistently ranked second, behind Patagonia, on the Authenticity 500 Index, produced by a consumer research group that analyzes brands based on perceived transparency and ethical integrity. Ben & Jerry’s has cemented this reputation not only because of its outspoken and occasionally irreverent support of progressive causes, but also because Cohen and Greenfield are singularly effective ambassadors for the concept of leftist ice cream. In 2005, Ben & Jerry’s protested oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge by showing up on Capitol Hill with a 900-pound Baked Alaska, which
As former CEO Fred “Chico” Lager put it in Ben & Jerry’s: The Inside Scoop, his biography of the company, “working with Ben was, in plain English, a pain in the ass.” Occasionally, his employees would serve it right back to him. The R&D team was known to give Cohen — who had a preternatural ability to detect consistency flaws in any batch of ice cream — three bowls of identical product, Lager wrote, “and sadistically watch him squirm as he tried to figure out which one he preferred.”
Cohen often had brilliant ideas and vague, unrealistic notions of how to execute them. Lyn Severance, who handlettered the Ben & Jerry’s logo and worked with the company as an in-house designer on and off for two decades, remembers a typical assignment from Cohen: He wanted a poster, but not just any poster.
“He wanted a poster that would hang on the wall of every franchise,” she said. “So it had to be beautiful. But it also had to be a calendar. And he wanted it to have a coupon for each month of the year, but each coupon had to be different, and
each coupon had to be beautiful. And the whole thing had to be no bigger than 8.5 by 11 inches, and also, you had to be able to fold it. And also it had to be done cheap, very cheap. And he wanted it by tomorrow.” Severance and her team somehow managed to deliver this chimera, for which they won a graphic design award.
Before Cohen and Greenfield went into business together, they’d failed at plenty of individual endeavors. Cohen had a shortlived career in pottery, and Greenfield had been rejected, twice, by every medical school he applied to. In 1977, Cohen was working at a residential school for troubled youths in the Adirondacks, and Greenfield was chiseling out frozen rat brains in a lab at the University of North Carolina Hospital. Then Cohen’s school shut down, and Greenfield’s girlfriend — the person for whom he’d ended up scooping rat brains in North Carolina — broke up with him. (The girlfriend, Elizabeth Skarie, would eventually become Greenfield’s wife.) The two friends decided it was as good a time as any to embark on another venture with low odds of success.
After dismissing a Sunday delivery service for bagels and lox plus the New York Times as too capital-intensive, Cohen and Greenfield settled on ice cream. They took a $5 Penn State correspondence class in ice cream making, did some market research, and concluded that Burlington, with its abundant supply of college students and lack of other homemade ice cream parlors, was the right place to set up shop. In May 1978, with a total of $12,000 in startup funding, they opened Ben & Jerry’s Homemade in a gas station on the corner of St. Paul and College streets.
The gas station was in rough shape. It had a very leaky roof, which Cohen patched with aluminum lithography sheets he’d gotten on the cheap from the Burlington Free Press . Cohen, who has an olfactory abnormality that makes him unable to distinguish subtle nuances in flavor, preferred ice creams with an interesting mouthfeel and a lot of mixins, which is how Ben & Jerry’s got its chunks and swirls. (According to Cohen, the biggest source of conflict between him and Greenfield was about optimal chunk size.) Greenfi eld, who had the science background from his days of chiseling out rat brains, was the ice cream mixologist.
At a time when most commercially available ice creams were light and heavily aerated, Ben & Jerry’s stu was dense, almost chewy, made with high-quality, high-fat cream from local farms. As soon as they opened, people were lining up to
Cohen to keep up with in his aged ice cream delivery truck.
Even with the jump in wholesale business, they were still only managing to stay on top of their debt. “We felt like we were becoming just another cog in the economic machine that tends to exploit and oppress a lot of people,” Cohen said.
In 1981, Time published an article on the growing trend of high-butterfat ice creams — Häagen-Dazs had also recently arrived on the scene — that began: “What you must understand at the outset is that Ben & Jerry’s in Burlington, Vt., makes the best ice cream in the world.”
This breathless endorsement was a boon for business, but it came at an awkward time for Cohen and Greenfield, who had just opened their first franchise location in Shelburne and were acutely distressed about the prospect of becoming The Man. They were both burned out, and Greenfield decided to move to Arizona with his girlfriend.
Not long after the Time article appeared, they listed Ben & Jerry’s for sale and, within a few months, got an o er from a former M&M Mars executive. But in the end, they decided not to sell. A Brattleboro restaurant owner named Maurice Purpora convinced Cohen that he could do better.
“He said, ‘Ben, if there’s something you don’t like about business, why don’t you just do it di erently?’ And that had not really occurred to me before — that business was just a neutral tool, kind of like a hammer, and you could use it either to destroy things or to build things,” Cohen said. “So we decided to see if we could create a business that actually helped to improve the quality of life in the community.”
buy their product, but Cohen and Greenfield weren’t making any money. The problem, Cohen said, was that they had no idea how to run a business. They used expensive ingredients, their scoops were too large, and they weren’t charging enough for them.
Armed with this new philosophy that business could be a force for good, Cohen began to feel less squeamish about expanding beyond the gas station.
In an attempt to improve their cash flow, they rented a bigger production space in a former spool and bobbin mill on South Champlain Street and started a wholesale business, delivering ice cream in 2.5-gallon tubs to a few local restaurants. Then Cohen and Greenfield discovered they could sell their product by the pint to grocery stores along Cohen’s restaurant delivery routes. In just a few months, they went from 50 accounts in Vermont to almost 200, too many for
To raise money for a new production facility in Waterbury, the company held its first public stock o ering in 1984, which initially was limited to Vermont residents to avoid U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission rules about interstate commerce. At one point, according to Cohen, one out of every 100 Vermont households owned stock in Ben & Jerry’s.
Annual shareholder meetings usually took place outside, under a tent, as a multiday music festival carried on around them. Cohen would begin by chanting the legalese like a rabbi. Then he would open the floor for discussion.
“There was always one shareholder who would stand up and say, ‘Hey, man, we love being part of this company, and
Business was just a neutral tool, kind of like a hammer, and you could use it either to destroy things or to build things.
fight it. “Kind of destroys your faith in lawyers,” he said.)
The merger went ahead, and the parties ultimately brokered a deal that seemed to give everyone what they wanted: Loyal local shareholders made bank; Unilever got what would become the top-selling ice cream brand in the country; Ben & Jerry’s could enjoy the benefits of worldwide distribution without surrendering its principles, autonomy or iconoclastic position in the corporate world. And both Cohen and Greenfield received substantial paydays: Greenfield’s stake was reportedly worth about $10 million, Cohen’s approximately $40 million.
am I ever going to get a return on my investment? There’s no market for this stock,’” Cohen recalled. “And then other shareholders would stand up and say, ‘Just owning the stock is enough.’”
By the mid-’90s, Ben and Jerry’s had national distribution and annual sales in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Not everyone was charmed by Cohen and Greenfield’s new-agey capitalism. A scathing 1995 article in the New Republic said the founders “believe the most flattering image of themselves: that, despite their millions, they haven’t sold out. ‘It’s really interesting what you can do with a business when you don’t care about making a lot of money,’ millionaire Ben mused to The New Age Journal in 1988, a quote earnestly reprinted in the Harvard Business School case study of the company.” The article suggested that Cohen and Greenfield were selling easy, sanitized activism to “gullible yuppies,” but “the scarier truth,” it went on, “may be that they’ve scammed themselves.”
When Ben & Jerry’s merged with Unilever in 2000, observers were quick to make a microscandal out of a socially conscious Vermont company selling out to a multinational conglomerate. As corporate law experts Antony Page and Robert Katz wrote in their 2012 postmortem of the sale Stanford Social Innova: “If Ben & Jerry’s was a kind of corporate Woodstock, this sale was its Altamont” — a reference to the 1969 rock festival in which a Hells Angel stabbed and killed
The feel-good moral of the Ben & Jerry’s story has been that profitability and social responsibility don’t have to be mutually exclusive — in fact, Cohen insists, they can complement each other. Corporations, he said, are now the most powerful force in society — more powerful than religion, government or any other institution that has historically acted as a moral custodian. Ben & Jerry’s, he believes, has a mandate to stand for something other than profit.
But Cohen and Greenfield, whose reticence about the sale was recorded in the merger agreement, sounded a cheerful note about the deal in the press. “While I would have preferred for Ben & Jerry’s to remain independent, I’m excited about this next chapter,’’ Cohen said in a statement to the New York Times after the agreement was signed — a statement that included, yes, Grateful Dead lyrics: “Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.’’
At the time of the merger, Cohen said, their lawyers believed they had to sell to Unilever or they would risk shareholder lawsuits that they were certain to lose. As one Ben & Jerry’s investor told the New York Times, “We think it’s horrible that a company has no choice but to sell to the highest bidder or get sued.”
But the underlying assumption — that corporations have a legal obligation to maximize shareholder profits — was a flawed one, according to Page, who until recently was the dean of Florida International University’s law school. If the shareholders had sued, Page contends, Ben & Jerry’s likely would have prevailed in court. (Two and a half decades later, Cohen certainly wishes they’d tried to
“If the most powerful force in society isn’t using its power for the benefit of society, we’re gonna end up where we’re headed,” he said. This logic, of course, has some grim implications — that only business is now powerful enough to fix the ills wrought by business, something people don’t necessarily want to hear from a very successful businessman.
But Ben & Jerry’s has, in fact, done tangible things to support progressive issues, if sometimes imperfectly. In 1989, long before supporting LGBTQ rights was mainstream in the corporate world, the company extended health benefits to same-sex partners of employees. Through the Ben & Jerry’s Foundation, it has donated tens of millions to small, grassroots organizations, including $130,000 to local farmworker advocacy group Migrant Justice between 2010 and 2017, when Migrant Justice was publicly pressuring the company to adopt higher standards for working conditions in its Vermont supply chain. (In 2017, Ben & Jerry’s signed Migrant Justice’s Milk With Dignity pledge, which ensures fair treatment, adequate housing and better pay for farmworkers.)
Ben & Jerry’s was also the first major company to publicly back the Occupy Wall Street movement, and Cohen and Greenfield spearheaded a $1.8 million fundraising campaign to support the protests — despite grumbling from some Occupiers that corporate philanthropy was the last thing they wanted.
For two decades, the strange marriage of Unilever and Ben & Jerry’s was a case study in the possibilities of enlightened capitalism. The merger was the subject of white papers in law review journals and entrepreneurship seminars. Paul Polman, the CEO of Unilever until 2018, was a champion of Ben & Jerry’s approach to corporate responsibility and acquired several other socially conscious brands during his tenure, including Vermont cleaning product maker Seventh Generation. As Cohen told the New York Times Magazine in 2020, “There’s no doubt that Ben & Jerry’s has influenced capitalism more than capitalism influenced Ben & Jerry’s.”
Then, in July 2021, Ben & Jerry’s announced it would stop selling ice cream in the Israeli-occupied West Bank in support of the Palestinian cause. The backlash was swift. Several states, including New York, Florida, Arizona and New Jersey, dumped hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of Unilever stock from their investment funds. Israeli president Isaac Herzog declared the Ben & Jerry’s boycott “a new type of terrorism,” and Benjamin Netanyahu, then the country’s opposition leader, tweeted: “Now we Israelis know which ice cream NOT to buy.”
A few months later, billionaire investor Nelson Peltz, a staunch supporter of Israel and a major Trump donor, met with then-Unilever CEO Alan Jope. According to the Financial Times, Peltz urged Jope to reverse the boycott. Jope responded that his hands were tied because of the merger agreement.
At the end of that year, the pro-Israel Simon Wiesenthal Center, of which Peltz was then chair, placed Unilever and Ben & Jerry’s on its Global Anti-Semitism Top Ten watch list. The following summer, Peltz joined Unilever’s board of directors; soon thereafter, Unilever sold Ben & Jerry’s Israeli trademark to a local distributor, effectively ending the boycott without consulting the ice cream company’s independent board.
In response, the board sued Unilever, claiming it had violated the merger agreement. The parties eventually reached a settlement: The new Israeli distributor could keep selling Ben & Jerry’s in the occupied territories, and Unilever agreed to buy $2 million worth of almonds annually from Palestinian farmers for at least a decade. (More recent court filings, however, allege that Unilever has not held up its end of the deal.) Peltz, for his part, was pleased. As he told the Financial Times : “Ben &
Jerry’s job is to sell ice cream, not to make political statements.”
Before the West Bank controversy and Peltz’s arrival on the Unilever board, the company could freely post about political issues, according to former Ben & Jerry’s employee Chris Miller, who was the global social mission director until last March. “There was never a need to ask permission from the parent company,” said Miller, who worked at Ben & Jerry’s for two decades. “If we were going to do something that we thought might be controversial and generate some buzz, we would give our colleagues at Unilever a heads-up. The idea was, Don’t catch your stakeholders off guard.”
But that dynamic started to shift. In 2023, Miller and a coworker created a Fourth of July social media and blog post about the United States’ violation of the 1868 Fort Laramie Treaty, which was supposed to establish a 35 million-acre
permanent home for the Sioux Nation. The post included a petition to return the Black Hills of South Dakota to the Sioux:
“The United States was founded on stolen indigenous land,” it read. “This Fourth of July, let’s commit to returning it.”
In response, Unilever placed Miller and his coworker under a “business integrity investigation” for violating a company code prohibiting marketing materials “likely to cause serious or widespread offence to any religion, nationality, culture, gender, race, sexual orientation, age, disability or minority group.”
“Their claim, basically, was that we offended the U.S.,” Miller said. (On Instagram, the feedback was slightly different: “Imagine posting these while making ice cream for profit on those same lands,” one reply read. “What a stain of a company.”)
Neither Miller nor his coworker was fired, but Miller said the investigation resulted in a demerit in his performance evaluation
that year that affected his compensation package. “It’s clear to me that the purpose was to intimidate us, and it worked,” he said.
After the 2024 presidential election, according to a March 2025 lawsuit filed by the independent board, Ben & Jerry’s prepared a statement for Inauguration Day identifying areas of concern under the Trump administration, including health care, abortion rights and climate change. The suit claims that Peter ter Kulve, president of Unilver’s ice cream division, “unilaterally barred Ben & Jerry’s from issuing the post because it specifically mentioned ‘Donald Trump.’”
“Just look at the company’s social media feed now,” Miller said. “There’s no criticism of the Trump administration. And at a time when the company that’s been so outspoken on climate, on LGBTQ rights, on democracy, voting rights and all these things that are literally being eviscerated under the current administration, it’s just like: Really? You’ve got nothing to say?”
A January 8 post on Ben & Jerry’s social media channels condemning “the US intervention in Venezuela” and two posts about the killings of U.S. citizens by federal immigration agents in Minneapolis make no mention of Trump. Even an October 2025 post following the nationwide “No Kings Day” protests, which were explicitly anti-Trump, acknowledged “the millions who showed up across the country this weekend to protect our rights, protect our democracy, and send a clear message that we will not settle for authoritarian or broken systems” — without naming the president at whom these protests were aimed. “It’s pretty painful to see this contorted stuff,” Miller said.
Even if an inhibited Ben & Jerry’s is still much less inhibited than most other major
corporations when it comes to expressing political sentiments, Cohen isn’t having it.
The company he founded has no official position on the “Free Ben & Jerry’s” campaign. “Ben is running that as an individual,” said Jay Curley, the company’s chief marketing officer, acknowledging that “there’s a lot of pragmatic things that would make a separation very challenging.” And not everyone at the company feels they have a personal stake in the outcome of the lawsuits or in the larger debate over the value of corporate stances on political issues. Some people just want to make ice cream and pay their bills.
Even if Ben & Jerry’s wins in court against its corporate overlords, the real battle, in Cohen’s view, has never been about the terms of the merger agreement. He thinks Magnum simply isn’t interested in selling ice cream that stands for anything other than ice cream. “They’re not going to suddenly embrace the values of Ben & Jerry’s,” he said.
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Doughboy Afraid of?” On every pint, they printed an 800 number that costumers could dial to hear a recording of Cohen and Greenfield explaining how Ben & Jerry’s was being unlawfully squeezed by Big Ice Cream, and those customers wrote angry letters to Pillsbury. Eventually, Pillsbury desisted.
On April 14, Cohen is planning to roll out Free the Cone Day, a twist on Ben & Jerry’s annual Free Cone Day, at the site of the original Burlington scoop shop. Cohen will be there, selling $10 commemorative Free the Cone Day T-shirts, while someone dressed in a giant Magnum bar costume attacks someone in a giant Ben & Jerry’s pint costume.
Nor does Magnum have much incentive to get rid of Ben & Jerry’s, one of the most profitable brands in its portfolio. The next frontier in his battle to wrest back the company, Cohen said, is grassroots public pressure. In fact, Ben & Jerry’s has successfully employed this tactic before. In the mid-’80s, Pillsbury acquired the Vermont company’s biggest competitor, Häagen-Dazs, and told its distributors that it would no longer supply them with Häagen-Dazs if they continued to sell Ben & Jerry’s. Cohen and Greenfield responded by hiring small planes to fly over sports stadiums with banners that asked: “What’s the
So far, the campaign’s open letter to Magnum has received more than 28,000 signatures: “Free Ben & Jerry’s and allow it to be sold to valuesaligned investors who will preserve its mission, or watch loyal customers like me turn away from Magnum brands, taking the trust, love, and value that built Ben and Jerry’s with us,” it reads. If enough people stopped buying other Magnum products — Cohen is careful to emphasize that he’s not personally calling for a boycott, though he’s not not calling for one, either — then, perhaps, Magnum might relent.
“The reality is,” Cohen said, “that it’s in the hands of the people.”
In other words, the only thing more powerful than a corporation is a consumer, which is what a person becomes when they buy something from a corporation. That irony, as one might say about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, is pretty rich. ➆
ERobert Fuller, June 8, 1946-February 16, 2026
BY MELISSA PASANEN • pasanen@sevendaysvt.com
mily Mack smiles when she conjures childhood memories of her uncle Robert Fuller, whose middle name, Merrick, she gave to her son. “He was funny and playful and more than willing to get down on your level,” Emily said.
She recalled her delight when her uncle played walrus, dangling two long French fries from his mouth; and when Robert steered his Saab with his knees, waving his arms through the sunroof as if on a roller coaster. The prolific Vermont restaurateur took business seriously but never took himself too seriously.
One day, Emily said, the car’s interior was peppered with sticky notes all bearing a single word: “restaurant.” When she asked her uncle about them, the owner of several landmark local dining destinations
responded, “I don’t know how to spell ‘restaurant,’ and I really think I should.”
Robert’s straightforward acknowledgment of his failing, and the practical solution, were characteristic. “He was a goal setter,” said Alison Parker, his wife of 30 years, “and he checked them o .”
The approach permeated Robert’s personal life and his 40 years as a force in Vermont hospitality. He shepherded Pauline’s Café in South Burlington and Leunig’s Bistro & Café in Burlington for almost two decades each, transitioning them successfully to former employees.
Leunig’s marches on, though Fuller was devastated when the chef to whom he sold Pauline’s abruptly closed the nearly 50-year-old restaurant in April 2024.
Delays in the completion of RED HEN BAKING’s previously announced new, larger location in Middlesex have prompted the bakery to open a café in Montpelier. Co-owner RANDY GEORGE, 56, said the bakery’s current café in Middlesex’s Camp Meade will close at the end of April, and a new RED HEN CAFÉ will open at 60-64 Main Street in Montpelier on May 1.
Customers can expect the same menu of pastries, sandwiches, soups, co ee and creemees swirled into handmade cones baked from freshly milled wheat. The new spot will also o er Red Hen’s full range of breads and selected specialty food items, such as cheeses and jams.
As planned, Red Hen will turn over its Camp Meade café and kitchen space to WOODBELLY PIZZA. The pizzeria shuttered its Montpelier restaurant in July, though it has continued catering from the Barre Street kitchen. Woodbelly’s owners anticipated moving to Middlesex in early 2026. “They’ve been waiting and waiting,” George acknowledged.
Woodbelly co-owner ERIC ANDERSEN, 46, said he and chef/co-owner FREDDIE MACKENZIE will start serving pizza from the outdoor oven at Camp Meade on May 1. They plan minor renovations to the café, which they hope to open by mid-May. The new WOODBELLY PIZZA AND CAFÉ will expand beyond its lunch and dinner menu of pizza, calzones, sandwiches and salads to o er morning meals of pastries, breakfast pizza and
co ee. Andersen said dinner entrées will be added later.
The Red Hen bakery team will continue to use the bakery part of the Camp Meade building until September, when its new Middlesex facility at 31 Welch Park Drive will be finished. George said he and his wife and co-owner, ELIZA CAIN, still plan to open a café there later but decided to prioritize bakery construction in the near term.
George noted that revenue from the café makes up about half of Red Hen’s gross income, so the company could not a ord to go months without one.
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Closer to his Lincoln home, Robert marshaled community support to launch the Bobcat Café & Brewery in Bristol and partnered on several other restaurants in the Addison County town. “I refer to him as the godfather of chef-restaurant owners,” said Vermont Co ee founder Paul Ralston, who met Robert in the late 1970s after the chef moved to Vermont to run the kitchen at Mr. Up’s Restaurant & Pub in Middlebury. “He was hands-on in every part of his restaurants, not just in the kitchen.”
From making his high school honor roll after almost flunking out to ending life on his own terms, Robert made a plan and followed it. After five and a half years of prostate cancer treatment, he took medication under Vermont’s “Death With Dignity” law to die at home on February 16. He was 79.
Before his death, Robert checked o a long-standing item from his list with the publication of a 294-page memoir last summer. His goal, he explained in the book, was to show that determination and hard work can pay o .
A Horse-Drawn Sickle Bar Cutter: Finding My Road to Felicity documents Robert’s life from birth in Ludlow, Mass., on June 8, 1946. He was the middle child of Douglas and Barbara Fuller and, with brother Doug and sister Karen, Robert roamed free-range on the family farm.
Their father took over the family milk-hauling business at a time when the small dairies they serviced were starting to fold. He died in a motorcycle accident in 1959, a week before Robert’s 13th birthday. Robert and his brother had helped their father haul milk cans and taught their mother the route.
The loss shattered Robert and also became intertwined with his lifelong passion for motorcycles. Riding behind his father, he wrote, had “carved the deepest, most profound crevices in my brain.” When Robert bought his first motorcycle around age 19, his sister, Karen Farnsworth, recalled that hearing the familiar roar again “was like a chunk of grief fell away.” The notable antique collection Robert later amassed included the same German model on which his father died.
A cross-country motorcycle road trip during the Summer of Love in 1967 nudged Robert toward the culinary profession. Returning home, he and his high school buddy didn’t have 35 cents between them to pay the exit toll. Robert resolved to
develop a skill set so he could land work anywhere.
The following year, Robert traveled to Daytona Beach, Fla., and got his first restaurant job in nearby Ormond Beach. “I tried to make myself the best dollaran-hour dishwasher they ever had,” he recalled in his memoir. When the cook quit, he talked himself into that position and found he liked it.
Robert sold his beloved motorcycle to help pay tuition at the Culinary Institute of America, then in New Haven, Conn. He
Robert also absorbed spoken and unspoken lessons on how to run a successful restaurant. Paying his way through school, he worked at a Yale University dining hall where the head chef’s cheerful support motivated everyone to do their best.
Over his long career, Robert put that example into practice. “He was always kind and level-headed,” said Amy Bernhardt, an 18-year veteran of Leunig’s and its co-owner since 2024. No detail was too small or task too menial. Robert was the first to notice and
of being in a happy dining room and having somebody wait on you and care,’” Conlon recounted. “He was a hippie who had a good sense of business.”
Conlon was among those who benefited from Robert’s practice of self-financing the sale of his restaurants. In 1982, that was how Pauline Hershenson enabled Robert and his then-wife, Pat, to buy their first restaurant, then called Pauline’s Kitchen.
The couple worked themselves to the bone six and a half days a week. They slept in the restaurant on Saturday nights to start prep early for Sunday brunch and barely paid themselves for the first few years.
A decade in, Robert had built Pauline’s Café into an upscale dining destination with new ingredients and recipes, such as black truffles and tableside-flamed bananas Foster. He had learned the importance of location from fi ve years of owning Déjà Vu Café on Pearl Street (now Three Needs Tap Room), then one of downtown Burlington’s most elegant restaurants.
had never heard of lasagna or any sauce other than gravy, but that changed as he mastered classic culinary techniques and worked in high-end kitchens.
In an Italian restaurant, Robert learned that lightly toasted garlic added depth to marinara. Under a French pastry chef, he studied the precise art of fine desserts. Another French chef divulged the secrets to steak au poivre, but only after the young cook proved himself worthy by producing buckets of perfectly minced parsley.
change burned-out light bulbs. His niece Ivy Dickey, who worked for a time at Leunig’s, remembered him on his knees repairing cement steps to the kitchen.
Bob Conlon, who worked at Leunig’s for 38 years, including a decade as co-owner, said Robert prioritized clear communication and positive vibes — both between employees and between sta and customers, whom he called guests.
“Robert always said, ‘You can cook good food at home, but you can’t get that feeling
Meanwhile, Robert and Pat grew apart. Their marriage unraveled, and they eventually divorced.
At a Christmas party in 1992, Robert saw Alison Parker across the room and immediately introduced himself. An avid cyclist and skier, Robert was impressed when Alison said she had recently biked from Seattle to Atlantic City, N.J. Robert soon moved into the Lincoln home where Alison lived with her tween son and teenage daughter. Robert never overstepped into a parent role, according to Alison’s daughter, Molly Kim, and he wooed them with crème brûlée from Pauline’s that he “let us torch right in the kitchen.”
As he did for countless special occasions, including senator Patrick Leahy’s 50th birthday, Robert baked an elaborate tiered lemon-poppyseed cake for the couple’s wedding celebration in 1995. Even after Robert became vegan for health reasons around 2005, he continued to make “stunning, delicious” cakes that no one guessed were vegan, Molly said. The food lover’s choice to eschew animal products was another example of Robert’s “amazing kind of willpower,” she said. “Like, I will live longer if I switch to a vegan diet, and here we go.” Robert and Alison, a nurse practitioner, shared a love of food, sports and travel. They skied in Vermont and New Mexico and cycled through France and Southeast Asia. Days of 30 to 50 miles in the saddle were rewarded with vineyard picnics or street-food feasts. The couple also traveled
widely in Central America and Mexico, often volunteering.
To go on a monthlong educational trip to Ghana in 1997, Robert took himself off the kitchen schedule at Pauline’s. Upon his return, he considered stepping back but instead decided to buy Leunig’s Bistro on Church Street, intrigued by the potential of one of the state’s best restaurant locations. Lacking the cash, Robert reasoned that if he could convince 10 investors to pledge $10,000 each for the down payment, the purchase was probably a good idea. He had no trouble raising the money and immediately embarked on a dining room expansion, which contributed to a 500 percent increase in sales over his 16-year tenure as owner.
Similarly, when Robert hatched the idea of launching a brewpub in Bristol, he gauged interest in the concept, and raised money at the same time, by soliciting smaller community investments. He beat his goal almost threefold. The Bobcat Café & Brewery opened on Main Street in April 2002 and is still chugging under its fourth set of owners.
do something new, either intellectually or manually,” Bennett said. “He really wanted to sink his teeth into everything.”
The pair road-tripped around the country and to tracks where they could ride up to 120 miles per hour. “He was a bit of a daredevil,” Bennett said. Alison worried, especially after Robert had a serious crash about a decade ago on a Cooperstown, N.Y., racetrack. He landed in the intensive care unit with a collapsed lung and broken collarbone and scapula. “But he kept riding,” his wife said with resignation.
HE WAS A HIPPIE WHO HAD A GOOD SENSE OF BUSINESS.
BOB CONLON
After Robert retired in 2013 at 68 and Alison a year later, the couple spent more time exploring the United States and Canada by camper van with their bikes strapped on back. They sought out quirky roadside attractions, such as the largest pistachio in the world in Alamogordo, N.M.
Robert, who had always loved working with his hands, easily filled his days with woodworking, painting, photography and restoring his antique motorcycles. He taught himself how to weld and made benches from an old Leunig’s metal railing with black locust wood slats. He built his own coffin with butternut from the couple’s backyard.
Over the past year, saddened by the negativity swirling through downtown Burlington, Robert took it upon himself to walk around, introduce himself, and photograph business owners and employees for a self-funded marketing campaign. Not surprisingly, he dubbed it the Burlington Better Vibe Coalition.
A shared passion for motorcycles brought Robert and retired lawyer Crocker Bennett together. When it came to restoring their collections, Bennett deferred to specialists for some tasks, but his friend was always game to learn a new skill. “Every day for Robert was trying to
As always, Robert continued to invest time in his wide web of connections. His sister Karen’s daughters, Ivy and Emily, said Robert often shared books with them. Ivy, who worked in kitchens, treasures one of her uncle’s CIA textbooks with his margin notes. Emily, who studied architecture, said he would sometimes drop by with a book about an architect he’d found interesting. Whenever they got together, Emily recalled, he’d ask, “Is there anything I need to know? Anything you want to tell me?”
Jed Davis, who owns two Chittenden County restaurant groups, called Robert a mentor for more than 20 years. Their conversations pivoted from vegan restaurants to religion to motorcycling in Arizona, Davis said. But always, the younger man said, Robert would ask him point-blank if he was making time for family. “I would say yes,” Davis recalled, “and he would say, ‘No, I mean it. Tell me what you’ve done with your family this week.’”
Despite his failing health, Robert insisted on coming to Burlington in mid-December for his and Alison’s annual holiday tradition of martinis and oysters (a vegan exception) at Leunig’s. Around the same time, on Robert’s final visit to her Essex home, Karen said her brother was frail but in good spirits. When he saw she was having trouble switching pedals between two bicycles, he got to work. “Within a matter of minutes,” she said, the pedals were changed. Then, Karen said, Robert beat everyone soundly at Uno. ➆
A celebration of Robert Fuller’s life will be held on July 25 for family, friends, neighbors and colleagues of Robert and his wife, Alison Parker. Email alirobt2026@gmail.com for details and to RSVP.
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SILO Distillery’s Vermaro is infused with 14 botanicals, but the number was more coincidence than a deliberate ode to the 14th state to join the Union. It’s just what tasted best.
The bittersweet liqueur distilled from local corn and sweetened with maple syrup was ahead of its time when Erin Bell and then-head distiller Chris Maggiolo developed it in 2018. Amaro as a category was just taking off in Vermont, and nobody else was making a local version — it almost exclusively came from Italy.
There still aren’t a ton of Vermont-made amari, but after a hiatus, Vermaro is back in the tasting room and around the state. In fact, a whole “starter pack” of SILO Distillery products — the flagship vodka, as well as gin, lavender vodka, cucumber vodka, maple whiskey and the Vermaro — returned to select 802 Spirits stores starting the first week of March. It’s all part of the Windsor business’ relaunch, with Bell now adding “owner” to her old title of “distiller.” Bell, 41, had a hiatus of her own. She had worked at SILO from 2013 to 2020, but when she and her father bought the distillery’s assets last September, she’d been away from the business for five years. During that time, she ran a furniture biz and built 12 bars around Vermont.
SILO hadn’t closed, but its statewide presence had dwindled as its founders spent a year looking to sell. When Bell took over, she had to reapply for permits to make and sell booze. No product could go out while she waited, but it gave her time to redo the bar ahead of the tasting room’s holiday season reopening and this month’s 802 Spirits relaunch.
Bell is clear that the new version — with her all-women team — is one that aligns with her values.
“SILO has the same old agricultural-based flavors and experimentation, with small-batch, interesting stuff,” Bell said. “That’s what we make. But I want community to be what we do.”
A dollar from every bottle that leaves the distillery goes to a local organization listed on its label. A retail section offers bar supplies only from woman-owned, Vermont-owned, LGBTQ-owned and
BIPOC-owned businesses. The team minimizes waste in creative ways, such as reusing mash from the distillation process to make doughnuts for the tasting room, located in a big red barn.
That tasting room — and its comfy upstairs lounge — is available for local groups to use, Bell said. It’s an inclusive space with queer fl ags hanging above the bar and an extensive nonalcoholic menu on o er alongside SILO’s cocktails. Kids are welcome, and there are juice boxes.
“We have what we call an ‘Open BarnDoor Policy,’” she said.
It’s all very intentional, though Bell’s path to owning the distillery is full of happenstance. When she originally joined SILO, she was on the operations and marketing side of the biz. The early days of craft distilling were heavy on the storytelling, especially for a “grainto-glass” company that needed to explain its process to customers. As a result, “I accidentally learned how to do it,” Bell said of becoming a distiller herself.
Good thing she did: Six months later, SILO’s first distiller left with no notice. When Bell came home from a weekend at a Pride celebration in Chicago, she had three freshly fermented mashes waiting to be distilled.
they’re like, “When are you bringing it back?”
I haven’t been able to do as much of the creative stu as I want. I’ve got a long-ass note in my notes app of all the things I want to play with.
But my front-of-house manager, Jaime [Ciccarelli], has been here forever. My field specialist, Mary [Shappell] has been here forever. We got Nicole [Leibon, SILO’s former cidermaker] back. It’s a big crew of women who are really kicking butt.
What’s happening on the cider side of the biz?
Nicole is my cider wizard. We had a really successful semi-dry cider that we produced with Moore’s Orchard in North Pomfret. But now we’re playing around with small-batch ciders: single press, single-apple varietal, no added sugar.
IT’S A BIG CREW OF WOMEN WHO ARE REALLY KICKING BUTT.
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“I was terrible at science in high school, so I shouldn’t be good at this,” she joked. “But I was up for it. And when I find something interesting, I just submerge myself in it.”
Now, Bell is up to her elbows in payroll and production software on top of distilling. But she and her team aren’t just bringing back the hits. They’ve got plans for new products, including low-alcohol, ready-to-drink amaro-andsoda cocktails and single-press ciders with a feminist twist.
Bell met with Seven Days over Zoom to talk about her version of SILO and more happy accidents.
What are the challenges involved with reviving an existing spirits business?
When you launch a craft brand from the start, you pick one or two pet projects, and you just go for it. People are familiar with SILO, from the lavender vodka to the maple whiskey to the Vermaro. So
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“It’s essential,” he said, “and employs a whole bunch of people.”
The couple never planned to operate two cafés, George said, but they were intrigued by the opportunity to take over the 4,400-square-foot Montpelier space. It was home to Rabble-Rouser Chocolate & Craft from 2019 to 2024 and then briefly occupied by Access Café.
Over the bakery’s 18 years in Middlesex, George said, customers asked if Red Hen might open a Montpelier café. “There wasn’t a really compelling reason to do that,” he said, “but now there is a compelling reason.”
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intensive ramen course and staged at a Tokyo ramen shop.
Neighborhood Noodle blends the quick-service style common in Japanese ramen shops with the more social vibe found in drink-and-a-snack izakaya spots, Emily said. Shareable options such as hand-formed gyoza, poke and sunomono — a cucumber salad — will continue to expand.
The initial ramen selection, which can be made gluten-free, includes light shoyu ramen with chashu pork or tofu and vegetarian dashi; winter squash miso; and rich, creamy sesame tantanmen with ground pork or tofu. The shoyu will be a year-round staple, supplemented by seasonal o erings with local farm produce.
We accidentally stumbled upon this word that I’d never heard before: philogyny. It’s the antonym to misogyny — the love and appreciation of women and their work.
So that’s what this line will be: Philogyny. The first one, which we’re hoping to release by late April, is going to be called the Golden Rule, because it’s made with golden russets — a very palatable apple for unpalatable ideas.
What do you want to make more of in the future?
I want to be the brand that makes what everybody else is looking for. That’s how the Vermaro came about. We found that there was an interest among bartenders for a local product. They were like, “We have all these base spirits that we can mix with these esoteric or trendy things. But nobody’s making the trendy thing in-state.”
There’s a lot of people out there who make what they want to make. I want to make what you want me to make, because that’s way more interesting. And if I only made what I want to drink, I’d just make tequila. ➆
This interview was edited for clarity and length.
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Ramen spots are rare in Vermont, but the number is growing, thanks to a new restaurant in Manchester. Popular pop-up NEIGHBORHOOD NOODLE opened a permanent spot at 4776 Main Street on Tuesday, March 17.
Owners EMILY and IAN SHORE met working at a Japanese restaurant in the Lake Tahoe area a decade ago. The Shores hosted their first Neighborhood Noodle pop-up at the CROOKED RAM in Manchester — where Emily, 35, remains the general manager behind the scenes — in January 2024. They built a strong following, selling more than 100 bowls of ramen at each event.
“The ramen changes from prefecture to prefecture in Japan, because they’re basing it o what is available in their area,” Emily said. “That definitely translates to Vermont.”
When the Shores returned to Emily’s Londonderry hometown during the pandemic, Ian took a construction job, and he put those skills to use building the 25-seat restaurant and open kitchen from scratch.
For lunch and dinner, Neighborhood Noodle o ers takeout and counter-service dining with “a blended approach,” Emily said. Sta brings food to the table and will happily refill drinks. The bar menu features organic and biodynamic Japanese wines sourced by Vermont distributor NIPPON NATURALS, with additional Alpine-style wine by the glass. Sake, beer, nonalcoholic beer, hot tea and SAVOURÉ sodas are also available.
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The couple and their young daughter were preparing for a trip to Japan last April when they learned that the former New Morning Natural Foods space was available. Emily had inquired about it a couple months earlier, she said. The week before their trip, VERMONT KITCHEN SUPPLY owner KERRY MACKINNON, who owns the building, o ered a lease.
“We said yes, then we went to Japan,” Emily said with a laugh. There, chef Ian, 38, took an
Book review: You Are Now Old Enough to Hear is, Aaron Starmer
BY MARGOT HARRISON • margot@sevendaysvt.com
It always surprises me how many adults assume that children’s fiction is inherently simpler than anything they would choose to read. Whatever you think of today’s biggest sellers in the category, a glance back at weird and wonderful classics such as E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web and E.L. Konigsburg’s From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler demonstrates that stories for kids can have many levels of meaning — including ones we don’t fully grasp until we reread them as adults.
As the author of numerous novels for middle-grade and teen readers, including Night Swimming , Spontaneous and The Riverman trilogy, Waitsfield’s Aaron Starmer no doubt knows something about those assumptions. The title of his new
middle-grade novel, You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This, plays on our everevolving beliefs about what we’re “old enough” or “too old” for. Librarians know that many kids, for instance, are eager to “read up” to the outer limits of their maturity.
But as it happens, even seasoned adult readers should find You Are Now Old Enough more than twisty and strange enough to keep their attention. A multigenerational tale of family love and lore, this story mutates as you read it — much like an enigmatic creature at its center, which initially appears to be a striped dog named Tiger and later emerges as something else entirely.
On the literal level, the words “You Are
Now Old Enough to Hear This” appear on a mysterious envelope that various characters encounter at various points in the story. They have special resonance for the protagonist, 12-year-old Roman Barnes, who is the youngest of six cousins and hence accustomed to being told that, say, he’s not old enough to hear Grandpa Henry’s story of the Toe Beast.
Naturally, being too young doesn’t stop Roman from getting obsessed with the Toe Beast: “Was it a beast made of toes? Or was it a beast that ate toes?” he wonders. So does the reader, since Starmer’s close third-person narration keeps us equally uninitiated.
Until, that is, Grandpa Henry dies — right after a strange rant about the Toe Beast — and Roman is sent to pack up his belongings. In the attic, the boy finds
STARMER’S BRAND OF WHIMSY LEANS TO THE ROALD DAHL/EDWARD GOREY END OF THE SPECTRUM, WITH GENUINE DANGER AND GRIEF ALWAYS ON THE HORIZON.
a mason jar that stinks of formaldehyde and a notebook containing a cryptic story about a young girl and her stray-dog pack. None of it seems to add up. But a series of clues leads Roman to a key that opens his grandfather’s tool shed, where he makes a seemingly impossible discovery.
At this point, adult readers may think they grasp where the plot is headed. But whatever they’ve guessed, they’re probably wrong. You Are Now Old Enough is a delicate construction of seemingly unconnected puzzles: the Magic 8 Ball Roman receives for his birthday (which o ers a “yes” to every question); the Toe Beast; the unconcluded story of “A Girl and Her Dogs”; the door in the basement that may or may not hide dark secrets (see sidebar excerpt).
As Starmer piles oddity on oddity, he switches narrative modes, too, zipping from third to first person and past to present tense and back. Self-aware titles guide us along: “The Chapter in Which His Mom Tells Her Story,” “The Chapter That Is in the Format of a Screenplay (So You Can
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Doors were curious things. ey were the beginnings of stories. Or sometimes the endings. Opening a door could change the course of a life, or at least that’s what Roman had been told.
It was his cousin Fiona who had told him that, way back when he was in fourth grade and she was in eighth, a gap of only four years that felt monumental. For anksgiving, everyone was sleeping at Fiona’s house and Roman was relegated to an air mattress at the far end of the basement. As Fiona was helping him stretch a fitted sheet across his rubber bed, she noticed he was staring at a rust-stained metal door in a shadowy corner of the room.
She flipped her dark, curly hair back so he could see her knowing smile. “You’re wondering about that door, aren’t you?”
“What’s back there?” Roman asked.
“What if I told you there was a portal back there?” she said.
“To another dimension?” Roman asked.
“To a place where awful things once happened.”
“Oh…”
She shrugged. “Or maybe there’s nothing but a rusty old bucket back there.”
“Um … okay,” Roman responded. Because he wasn’t sure what else to say. All he needed to know was that there was nothing truly worrisome behind that door. Riddles wouldn’t help him figure that out.
“Lemme just give you some advice,” Fiona said. “If someone tells you not to open a door, and you decide to do it anyway, then you better be ready.”
BY KEN PICARD • ken@sevendaysvt.com
Most off-Broadway actors work side gigs as bartenders, baristas and waitstaff to make ends meet. Seth Shelden’s survival job is preventing nuclear war.
An actor by training, Shelden works as general counsel and United Nations liaison for the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons, where he was a member of the team that won the 2017 Nobel Peace Prize. is weekend, he will channel his international diplomacy job when he performs in an innovative new show called Treaty: A Play About How to Not Blow Up the Planet at Town Hall eater in Middlebury.
explained: e show’s narrator — “ orpe,” who is portrayed by Shelden — engages the audience in conversation. And because the state of the world and nuclear arms negotiations are constantly changing, so, too, is the script.
Aside from two fictional characters, one of whom represents a nucleararmed NATO country and the other, a less powerful nation in the southern hemisphere, Treaty is factual and current up to the day of the performance. e play’s other two characters are real people: orpe and Christory.
Equal parts theatrical play, documentary storytelling and dialogue with the audience, Treaty dives deep into the high-stakes world of nuclear disarmament negotiations. e script was written by Chris orpe, an Englishman who, after performing a one-man play in Europe, had a chance encounter in a bar with Véronique Christory, senior arms adviser for the International Committee of the Red Cross.
“He got a little obsessed with this world of nuclear disarmament and got himself into some very important rooms and made friends with some very important people,” said Kate Middleton, the play’s director.
Middleton, who attended the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill with Shelden, divides her time between Leicester, Vt., and New York City, where she is executive artistic director of Ground UP Productions, a nonprofit theater company she cofounded in 2005 with fellow UNC grads.
ough Middleton has lived just south of Middlebury for 15 years, Treaty is her first collaboration with Town Hall eater. She sees the venue becoming a “satellite new works outlet” for off-Broadway plays such as this one.
About 40 percent of Treaty involves breaking the fourth wall, Middleton
“It’s not a threat play or scary,” Middleton said. “It’s meant to be informational and break down the wall of communication about [nuclear weapons] that has gone silent since the 1980s.”
e Middlebury performances of Treaty, which has been staged only six times before, will also feature a panel of nuclear disarmament experts. Among them are Shelden and the real Christory, who is flying in from Geneva, Switzerland.
Middleton noted that the U.S. and Israel’s escalating war with Iran only adds to the play’s timely and urgent message. Even before the Middle East conflict began, the symbolic Doomsday Clock was set to 85 seconds before midnight, the closest it’s ever been to signaling nuclear catastrophe.
Audience members won’t be pressured into becoming activists or even participating in the discussion, Middleton said, but “it’s the smaller conversations that lead to larger conversations that change the minds of small towns, that change the minds of larger cities, that then change the world.” ➆
Treaty: A Play About How to Not Blow Up the Planet, Friday, March 27, 7 p.m.; Saturday, March 28, 2 & 7 p.m.; and Sunday, March 29, 2 p.m., at Town Hall eater in Middlebury. $20-$39. townhalltheater.org
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Understand What Roman Was Watching in the Video).”
This may sound cutesy, but Starmer’s brand of whimsy leans to the Roald Dahl/ Edward Gorey end of the spectrum, with genuine danger and grief always on the horizon. Roman’s mom’s chapter sheds light on a traumatic incident in which he nearly lost her. The Toe Beast is real, and a bit scary. The girl and her dog pack grant wishes — but, as in fairy tales, you’d better be careful how you phrase them. The jacket and interior illustrations by Jaime Zollars, including a helpful Barnes family tree, reinforce the general atmosphere of ominous charm.
Early in the novel, we learn that the Barneses have a tradition of family movie night. Roman’s teenage brother, apparently a budding fan of cult distributor A24, opts for “strange movies with jumbled timelines and ambiguous or unresolved endings, the types where villains would win, or the screen would fade to black while leaving more questions than answers.” While their father’s typical reaction is the classic “Well, that’s two hours of my life I’m not getting back,” Roman finds he enjoys these films’ open-endedness, the sense that there’s always “more to the stories.”
You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This is a book for people who crave both the suggestive strangeness of those movies and the emotional resonance of old-fashioned storytelling. Despite featuring many canines, it’s ultimately no shaggy-dog story. Starmer has an ingenious plan for weaving all his plot strands together, while a rming the power of family, friendship and fellowship against the terrors of isolation.
Many books for kids — and adults, for that matter — lack that teasing promise of “more” that Roman loves. This isn’t one of them. Take an early passage in which Roman realizes his dad never rehearsed the tale of the Toe Beast, though he must have known the storytelling duties would fall to him after his own dad was gone: “Roman had always assumed that adults were ready for death. That preparations were made, traditions passed on. Clearly that wasn’t the case here.”
Those three plain sentences make perfect sense to a fifth or sixth grader. But only older people are likely to plumb their subtext of grief and bewilderment: Can anybody be “ready for death”? Why did we ever assume we could be? There are some truths nobody ever feels old enough to hear, and this book of small mysteries brushes up against those great ones. ➆
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Whether telling bakery stories at the dinner table or shaping baguettes together, Chuck Conway, Carla Kevorkian and their kids have spent decades pouring their hearts and souls into O Bread Bakery. The couple founded the bread company at Shelburne Farms in fall 1977 and were among the first in the area to embrace organic ingredients. Their three children, Adam, Gregory and Sophie, grew up playing at the bakery — and sometimes baking, too.
Once a grand family estate, Shelburne Farms gradually transformed into a world-renowned education nonprofit open to the public. During that time, O Bread became a celebrated bakery of artisan, European-style organic breads made by hand
IT IS REALLY GREAT THAT WE’VE FED THIS MANY PEOPLE.
CARLA KEVORKIAN
and baked in a hearth oven. O Bread occupies a small corner of the five-story Farm Barn, a turreted fairy-tale castle of a building. In the summer, the smell of baking bread attracts hordes of tourists as they explore the farm.
For almost five decades, Chuck and Carla worked long hours and rarely took vacations. Now in their seventies, the couple are considering their succession plan.
Their children all spent time working at the bakery over the years. But Sophie and Adam both developed allergies to flour dust and no longer work there. Gregory, meanwhile, has labored there full time since 2018 and is the co-head baker and general manager. The family hopes he’ll take over the business, though the details of the transition are a work in progress. In the meantime, Carla and Chuck continue to knead dough. You can usually find them working Saturdays at the bakery with Gregory.
steady stream of customers picked up heart-shaped baguettes and chocolatecherry brioche. Sollberger spoke about filming the episode.
Why did you highlight O Bread?
My family and I have been eating O Bread and visiting the bakery for a few decades — I even wear their T-shirt! Like many locals, we never miss a trip to the bakery when we are walking at Shelburne Farms. It’s a treat to find out which cookies, pastries or loaves will be hot out of the oven when you stop by. Despite my love for O Bread, I had never met the family that runs it. So when food writer Melissa Pasanen suggested I cover them, I agreed quickly.
What is the bakery like?
It is a warm and cozy space that, of course, smells delicious. Watching the family work together, I felt like I was in their living room hanging out. They have an easy camaraderie that comes from a lifetime of baking side by side. As I peppered them with questions, the family artfully shaped baguettes; said hello to visitors; and scored and baked dozens of loaves of French country bread, sesame wheat and cinnamon-raisin swirl. There is a rhythm to the bakery, and they all work fluidly together.
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In the latest episode of “Stuck in Vermont,” Seven Days senior multimedia producer Eva Sollberger visited the beloved bakery on Valentine’s Day. A
Of course! I took home one of Chuck’s brioches, which I ordered ahead of time, and chose a hot loaf of cinnamon-raisin swirl, fresh out of the oven. There is something so nourishing about their bread. As Carla shared, “It is really great that we’ve fed this many people and been part of the community.” Now that I know the family whose hands knead the dough, I enjoy it even more. ➆
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Politicians love to tout the family as the seat of all virtue. But in two recent movies, family rituals take on a far more sinister cast. At first glance, these films have nothing in common: Anniversary (streaming on Disney+, Hulu and rental platforms) is a star-studded prestige drama, while Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (in theaters) is the sequel to a popular blood-spattered horror comedy. Yet both of them take us on scary journeys that start at home.
Had I gone into Anniversary cold, I might not have stuck it out, because the early scenes have the stale cuteness of Ella McCay. We watch the well-o Taylor clan gather for the 25th anniversary of Beltway restaurateur Paul (Kyle Chandler) and Georgetown professor Ellen (Diane Lane). While he’s a able, she’s borderline insu erable, preaching liberal centrism to her students in half-baked academese. The four Taylor kids also come off as stereotypes, designed for sitcom-style bickering: Anna (Madeline Brewer) is an abrasive comedian, Cynthia (Zoey Deutch) has a model marriage and career, Birdie (Mckenna Grace) is a quirky high
schooler, and Josh (Dylan O’Brien) is a failed novelist.
Then a dark note enters the celebration in the form of Josh’s new girlfriend, Elizabeth (Phoebe Dynevor), a former student of Ellen’s who clashed with the professor over her beliefs. Now, Elizabeth has penned a manifesto called The Change, which argues that a one-party system is the only way to heal America’s political polarization. By the time the Taylors mark their 30th anniversary, Elizabeth’s book will have spurred a movement that has reshaped the nation. The Taylor family will be changed, too, and not for the better.
It’s tempting to dismiss Anniversary as just another uninspired e ort to demonstrate that fascism can indeed “happen here.” Directed by Jan Komasa (Warsaw 44 ), who cowrote with Lori RoseneGambino, the movie lacks the satirical sophistication of Eddington , Bugonia and other recent attempts to capture the current political moment. Groan-worthy dialogue abounds, especially toward the beginning, and many of the characters feel like sketches. We never learn much about how the Change works or why it catches on.
But that last “fault” is actually a stealth strength of Anniversary. Like much of the acclaimed recent protest cinema of Iran, this is a chamber drama, less concerned with the mechanics of state repression than with their ruinous e ects on individuals. And that tight, relatable focus gives many later scenes a chilling impact.
The lead actors can transform the script into riveting drama even when it reads like a second-rate Arthur Miller imitation. Lane and Chandler project flawed warmth, O’Brien convincingly metamorphoses from a sad schlub into a preening tyrant, and Dynevor makes our skin crawl from first scene to last. While we never learn Elizabeth’s motives (another savvy omission), we see that her genius lies in clothing her cold-blooded ambition in the language of self-help, populism and “unity.” Believable details like this make Anniversary feel all too real.
By contrast, almost nothing is plausible about Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, again directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett and written by Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy — nor is anything meant to be. This is another story of an
interloper who near-single-handedly ruins a powerful family, but this time, we’re rooting for her.
In the 2019’s Ready or Not, waitress Grace MacCaullay (Samara Weaving) marries into a rich clan only to learn on her wedding night that she’s their quarry in a deadly game of hide and seek. The sequel starts where the last film left o : with Grace as the game’s sole survivor, in a blood-soaked ball gown and Chucks. When the EMTs ask her to explain the carnage, she o ers an eloquent shrug: “In-laws.” Grace’s travails have only begun, however. First, she finds herself handcuffed to a hospital bed and protesting her innocence to her scrappy, estranged kid sister, Faith (Kathryn Newton). Next, she’s abducted by the international cabal of Satan-worshipping dynasties to which her late husband’s family belonged. Grace’s survival has upset their balance of power, so six families must vie to kill her, with Faith dragged along for the ride.
While this premise may sound like a conspiracy theorist’s fever dream, the film plays it strictly for laughs. The campy villains range from the diabolically devious Danforth twins (Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shawn Hatosy) to a swaggering, incompetent marksman (Nestor Carbonell) to the devil’s own Lawyer (Elijah Wood), who explicates the absurdly byzantine rules of the game.
Weaving is a likable scream queen with a hilarious range of reaction shots, and the screenplay shows solid comic instincts even when it drags. It’s good fun to watch Grace and Faith triumph over their enemies through sheer luck, pluck and sisterly solidarity.
The closest Ready or Not 2 comes to politics is a scene in which the Danforth patriarch (David Cronenberg himself) brings a war to ceasefire with a single phone call. (In a sight gag, the cable news chyron behind him has changed by the time he hangs up.) For better or worse, no one wields quite that much power in reality. But if you’re reeling from the grim relevance of Anniversary (or just the actual news) and eager to cheer on the demise of the world’s wealthiest and least deserving families, this sequel’s for you.
MARGOT HARRISON margot@sevendaysvt.com
THE AI DOC: OR HOW I BECAME AN APOCALOPTIMIST: A father-to-be wonders if artificial intelligence will make humans obsolete in this documentary directed by Daniel Roher and Charlie Tyrell. (103 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Savoy)
FORBIDDEN FRUITS: A newcomer threatens a mall-based “witchy femme cult” in this horror comedy directed by Meredith Alloway and starring Lili Reinhart. (103 min, R. Majestic)
LATE SHIFT: A nurse copes with chaos in her understaffed hospital ward in this German day-inthe-life drama from Petra Biondina Volpe. (92 min, NR. Partizanfilm)
A MAGNIFICENT LIFE: Sylvain Chomet directed this animated biopic about novelist, playwright and filmmaker Marcel Pagnol. (90 min, PG-13. Partizanfilm)
THEY WILL KILL YOU: A housekeeper uncovers the sinister history of a high-rise apartment building in this horror action flick from director Kirill Sokolov, starring Zazie Beetz and Patricia Arquette. (94 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Paramount)
2026 OSCAR-NOMINATED SHORT FILMS: Choose from Animation, Live Action and Documentary. (Catamount)
DANCE FREAK: A scientific experiment creates a dangerous dancer in this horror comedy from Robby Rackleff and Alan Resnick. (97 min, NR. Partizanfilm)
DHURANDHAR THE REVENGE: The Hindi-language action epic about a spy infiltrating a criminal network continues. (235 min, NR. Majestic)
GOATHHH A goat gets a chance to play “roarball” with his idols in this animated adventure. (100 min, PG. Majestic)
HOPPERSHHH1/2 A young woman transfers her consciousness to a robotic beaver in this animated comedy. (105 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, City Cinema, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Playhouse, Star, Stowe, Welden)
PILLIONHHHH A man finds himself caught up in a BDSM romance with a biker in Harry Lighton’s dark comedy starring Harry Melling and Alexander Skarsgård. (106 min, NR. Savoy; reviewed 3/4)
THE POUT-POUT FISH: Two ocean dwellers with attitude issues embark on a quest in this animated adventure. (92 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Paramount, Star)
THE PRESIDENT’S CAKEHHHH A 9-year-old must bake a cake to honor Saddam Hussein in this period piece from Iraq. (105 min, PG-13. Savoy)
PROJECT HAIL MARYHHHH A science teacher (Ryan Gosling) finds himself on a mission to save Earth in Phil Lord and Christopher Miller’s sci-fi thriller. (156 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, City Cinema, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Star, Stowe, Welden)
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COMEHHH1/2 Sisters (Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton) must survive a deadly game in the sequel to the horror comedy hit. (108 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic; reviewed 3/25)
REMINDERS OF HIMHH1/2 An ex-convict tries to reconnect with her daughter in this adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s novel. (114 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, City Cinema, Essex, Majestic, Star, Stowe, Welden)
SCREAM 7HH A new Ghostface killer targets the daughter of final girl Sidney Prescott. (114 min, R. Majestic)
SIRATHHHH A father seeks his daughter in North Africa in this surreal epic from Oliver Laxe, nominated for two Oscars. (114 min, R. Partizanfilm, Savoy)
SOUND OF FALLINGHHHH1/2 The story of 20thcentury Germany unfolds through those of three women who inhabit the same farm decades apart. (155 min, NR. Partizanfilm)
UNDERTONEHHH1/2 A podcast host (Nina Kiri) makes the mistake of playing supposedly deadly recordings in this horror flick. (93 min, R. Essex)
ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT (VTIFF, Sat only)
BEN-HUR (Essex, Sun only)
MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA (VTIFF, Wed only)
THE MUMMY RETURNS 25TH ANNIVERSARY (Essex, Fri-Mon only)
STAND BY ME 40TH ANNIVERSARY (Essex, Fri-Mon only)
THE THIRD MAN (Partizanfilm, Wed 25 only)
WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION (Catamount, Wed 25 only)
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BIG PICTURE THEATER: 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994, bigpicturetheater.info
BIJOU CINEPLEX 4: 107 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-3293, bijou4.com
*CAPITOL THEATER: 93 State St., Montpelier, 229-0343, fgbtheaters.com
CATAMOUNT ARTS: 115 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-2600, catamountarts.org
CITY CINEMA: 137 Waterfront Plaza, Newport, 334-2610, citycinemanewport.com
ESSEX CINEMAS & T-REX THEATER: 21 Essex Way, Suite 300, Essex, 879-6543, essexcinemas.com
*MAJESTIC 10: 190 Boxwood St., Williston, 878-2010, majestic10.com
MARQUIS THEATER: 65 Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841, middleburymarquis.com.
PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA: 241 N. Main St., Barre, 479-9621, fgbtheaters.com
*PARTIZANFILM: 230 College St., Unit 13, Burlington, 276-4588, partizanfilm.org
PLAYHOUSE MOVIE THEATRE: 11 S. Main St., Randolph, 728-4012, playhouseflicks.com
*SAVOY THEATER: 26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0598, savoytheater.com
THE SCREENING ROOM @ VTIFF: 60 Lake St., Ste. 1C, Burlington, 660-2600, vtiff.org
STAR THEATRE: 17 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-9511, stjaytheatre.com
*STOWE CINEMA 3PLEX: 454 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678, stowecinema.com
WELDEN THEATRE: 104 N. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com
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volution doesn’t have a punchline, unless you count the platypus. Though Charles Darwin first proposed the idea of natural selection more than 150 years ago, that process is so arbitrary and usually relies on such incomprehensibly long spans of time that it’s still a hard concept to grasp. It’s not exactly that the “fittest” or best creatures always end up on top. Instead, Darwin posited, variation of all sorts is constantly happening; we’re descendants of the weird mutants who stuck around.
Jennifer McCandless reminds us of this by presenting an ecosystem of misfit creatures — funny, tragic, ba ing and wholly human — in “You’re An Animal,” a solo show of ceramic sculptures on view at Soapbox Arts in Burlington. To be clear, McCandless’ figures are not all the same species; there are aliens and monsters, wildlife, middle-aged women, and even politicians. But all occupy their own niches with a comedic level of specificity that’s deeply humanizing, even when the scene is surreal.
The show is composed of more than 30 works, but the gallery doesn’t feel crowded because they’re all quite small, ranging from just a couple of inches to 21.5 inches high. That means the viewer needs to get up close and really look to discover what’s going on with each one. Many are made up of still smaller beings piled on top of each other — a formal decision made directly in opposition to classical presentations of a singular heroic figure. The scale and intricacy draw you in to investigate every tiny action. McCandless further showcases the easily overlooked with her suite of middle-aged women. In a classic trench coat, fedora and face bandages, “Middle Aged Woman Finds Herself Invisible,”
though as her grin indicates, perhaps not unpleasantly so; another erases herself with an actual-size Pink Pearl eraser, rubber shavings included. The tennis-playing “Woke Woman Paralyzed by Her Own Privilege” is awkwardly looking skyward and almost falling over backward, sporting a vacuous expression.
elsewhere, her material sense is spot-on.
A matte finish gives a touch more seriousness and poignancy to sculptures that portray the American flag destroying itself, especially in “Heartache,” where its cracked surface simmers with lava about to erupt.
Another similarly posed figure provokes more empathy, holding literal pieces of herself in “Pretending Your Words Don’t Blow Holes Through Me.” The most triumphant is surely the bikini-clad, amply proportioned, armsout “Cat Surfer.”
The most immediate works in the show are its overtly political ones. An eight-inch-tall President Donald Trump stands on his head, red tie flopping onto his face, in “All the Failed Fathers,” while his distinctive hair sprouts a friend à la Robert F. Kennedy in “Not: This Is Not a Sausage Worm in Your President’s Brain.”
Some from McCandless’ “Billionaire Bozos” series allude directly to the other clowns in charge: “Billionaire Bozos: Rocket Man” rides a penis-esque rocket, presumably toward Mars.
“Billionaire Bozos: Oil Spill” gives us a sad clown, his red flu y hair covered in an oozy purple-black coating that McCandless achieved with sigillata, a shiny, glazelike ceramic. There and
McCandless is gifted not only at coming up with great titles but also at using them to change the works’ apparent meaning. The best example might be a tiny, cupped, orangeish hand, mounted to the wall a little lower than you’d expect. From afar, it’s relatively innocuous. But the title? “Not: This Is Not Your President’s Hand Trying to Grab You in the Pussy.”
Across the gallery, McCandless gives us a good counterpoint to Trump’s sad little digits with “Bad Bitch,” an orange-red furry monster arm with lime-green claws. It’s no mean feat to turn clay into something hairy, but the artist does it on a regular basis with monsters that are ambiguous and strange but inherently funny.
A Sasquatch’s foot — sans Sasquatch — hosts a community of tiny, happy insects. A fuzzy purple monster tries unsuccessfully to hide itself in a vent, hung low on the gallery wall where it
looks utilitarian. That piece is part of a series called “Last Ditch E ort at Assimilation,” which also includes a realisticlooking wild boar and a bear trying to hide behind cartoon masks of Porky Pig and Yogi Bear, respectively. They seem to encompass both the politics of hiding out of fear and just finding ways to get along. One of McCandless’ great skills — in
SALLIE DEAN SHATZ: “Mountain Rescue Aspen,” a behind-the-scenes, photojournalistic look at the volunteer search-and-rescue team based on a five-year New York Times assignment. Francis Colburn Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, through March 26. Info, sallieshatz@gmail.com.
EL TOWLE: Paintings of farm animals, playful still lifes and outdoor scenes by the 40-year veteran South Alburgh art teacher. Nest Coffee & Bakery, Essex Junction, through March 31. Info, 999-0156.
ELISE WHITTEMORE AND WILL GEBHARD: “Art on the Barns,” an outdoor exhibition installed across the museum’s historic buildings and featuring brightly colored works that interact with the landscape. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, through May 15. Info, 457-2355.
ART AT THE AIRPORT: BETTE ANN LIBBY: Works made using upcycled materials by the artist, the creator of the Banners on Bridge Street project in Waitsfield. Patrick Leahy Burlington International Airport, South Burlington, through June 15. Info, 865-7296.
ART AT THE AIRPORT: HOWARD CENTER ARTS COLLECTIVE: A photo project led by Sarah Barnett and featuring works by Bill Bell, Bernie Greene, Scott Mackenzie, Anna-Marie Mattson and Neal Muse. Patrick Leahy Burlington International Airport, South Burlington, through June 15. Info, 865-7296.
MAEDEH ASGHARPOUR: Works exploring the psychological aspects of processing displacement, migration and the emotional void of being uprooted, on display in the Lorraine B. Good Room. BCA Center, Burlington, through June 20. Info, 865-7296.
‘THE FACULTY EDIT: FRAMING PHOTO-SECESSION’: A pop-up exhibition of works from the museum’s collections selected by School of the Arts faculty Nicole Bull, Ace Lehner, Bill McDowell and Sarah Richter, who host a panel discussion about the show, which is in conversation with “Photo-Secession: Painterly Masterworks of Turn-of-the-Century Photography.” Panel discussion: Wednesday, March 25, 5 p.m. Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, Burlington, through March 28.
SEBASTIAN REVESZ: “Suspended Feathers,” a solo show featuring a capstone project by the graduating senior. Reception: Thursday, March 26, 7-8 p.m. McCarthy Art Gallery, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, through March 29. Info, bcollier@smcvt.edu.
STUDENT ART SHOW: An exhibition of visual and digital art created by students and presented as part of the two-day Arts Fest, which also includes original performances. Reception: Friday, March 27, 5-7 p.m. Rock Point School, Burlington, March 27-28.
‘PROOF WE WERE THERE’: A group exhibition celebrating gig posters from meaningful concerts, lent by eight longtime framing clients. Participating collectors share stories of the events during a conversation at the closing reception. Closing reception: Saturday, March 28, 5-7 p.m. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery, Waterbury, through March 28. Info, 244-7801.
‘AMERICAN PRINTMAKING’: An exhibition of works that highlight the diversity of printmaking in America and the medium’s impact upon artists, curated by Tricia Treacy. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., March 28-June 20. Info, 604-646-2808.
ELLIOT BURG: “Heart and Eye — World Photography,” a retrospective of photographs taken across the globe by the Middlesex photographer, including images of sports events, political unrest, and portraits of people in Argentina and in the Gambia. Reception: Friday, April 3, 4:30-7 p.m.; artist remarks at 6 p.m. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery, Montpelier, April 1-June 26.
JEN BERGER: “What Do We Do With What’s Left Behind?,” an exhibition of new work centered on loss and grief. Reception: Friday, April 3, 5-8 p.m. Francis
Once reserved for religious ritual and later provoking scandal and intrigue, the practice of tattooing has become de rigueur. Everyone and their mom seems to be getting inked with symbols both meaningful and really stupid (we see you, Graham Platner).
“Marked,” at Studio Place Arts in Barre, takes a deeper look at the art form’s inspirations, with varied contributions such as Elizabeth Fram’s embroidered octopus on hand-dyed batiked silk and M.F. Cardamone’s spare, flash-like collage featuring a rose and a dragon. The show also encompasses graffiti art, its gestural characters provoking pieces such as Orah Moore’s graphite-and-photo drawing “Passing by the Railcar, Barre.” Several Vermont tattoo artists present works, and one of them is pictured: Dierdra Michelle paints her partner, Yankee Tattoo’s “Bald Bill” Henshaw, enjoying a glass of wine in the garden, wearing nothing but a fedora and a whole lot of art.
‘MARKED’
On view through April 18 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. studioplacearts.com
Colburn Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, March 31-April 9.
COMMUNITY ART PROJECT: Participants join the Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity and Happy Fantastic Designs to learn about fair housing and to create individual leaves with drawings and words on them related to home,
Expressive Arts Burlington, Thursday, March 26, 12:30-2:30 p.m. By donation. Info, 343-8172.
ARTIST TALK: LEE WILLIAMS: “What’s the Difference? Sculptural Ideas,” a discussion of intuition, creativity, and the influence of geography and color on the sculptor’s practice. The Welsh native shares insights into how living in Vermont influences his approach to creating sculpture and why color is a key element in his work. Burlington City Arts, Thursday, March 26, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.
‘VARIED AND ALIVE’: A CLOSER LOOK: A virtual preview of highlights from the exhibition “Varied and Alive” in which curator Katie Wood Kirchoff offers an opportunity to engage with objects from the museum’s permanent collection. Shelburne Museum, Thursday, March 26, 6-7 p.m. Free; registration required. Info, 985-3346.
LIFE DRAWING AND PAINTING: A drop-in event for artists working with the figure from a live model. T.W. Wood Museum, Montpelier, Thursday, March 26, 7-9 p.m. Free; $15 suggested donation. Info, 222-0909.
ARTIST TALK: AMANDA ROSS-HO: A discussion with the interdisciplinary artist, who is a professor of sculpture at the University of California, Irvine. Driven by conflicting impulses to commemorate and objectively analyze, she uses strategies of forensics and theater to exaggerate artifacts and reconfigure material and media in discursive tableaux. Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, Friday, March 27, 8-9 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.
COMMUNITY QUILTING BEE AND CLOSING RECEPTION: A quilt- and fabric-share where neighbors can bring quilts and swap materials, followed by a short talk with Climate Change Quilt Project founder Pamela Mischen, a hands-on quilting workshop and closing reception for the exhibition “Stitched Together,” and a 20th anniversary performance by the Garifuna Collective. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, Saturday, March 28, 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878.
ARTIST TALK: NICK MEYER: A discussion with the artist of “Good Bones,” a new body of work and book that reflects on parenthood, history, anxiety and the uneasy rhythms of contemporary life. Vermont Center for Photography, Brattleboro, Saturday, March 28, 5:30 p.m.
SOCIAL SUNDAY: An opportunity for children and caregivers to stop in and complete a 15- to 30-minute activity during the two-hour workshop. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, Sunday, March 29, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 891-2014.
‘TAPE ART MEGA CORP’: A comedic participatory art experience led by the artists behind Secret Mall Apartment and welcoming visitors and groups to 28 Vernon St., Brattleboro, next to the museum, where they are invited to decorate the building from top to bottom using colorful tape. Office party: Sunday, March 29, 4-6 p.m. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, through March 29. Info, 257-0124.
PORTRAIT DRAWING AND PAINTING: A drop-in event where artists can practice skills in any medium. T.W. Wood Museum, Montpelier, Monday, March 30, 10 a.m.noon. Free; $15 suggested donation. Info, 222-0909.
community and fair housing, which will be exhibited as part of a large public art piece at Burlington City Hall in April. All skill levels and ages welcome. CVOEO provides all materials. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, Wednesday, March 25, noon-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3456.
OPEN STUDIO: A guided meditation followed by an hour of art making in any medium and concluding with a share-and-witness process. Many art materials available. In person and online.
EAST POULTNEY DAY: Seeking vendors for the annual event, which this year celebrates the American semiquincentennial. East Poultney Green. Deadline: July 1. $35 vendor fee; $15 for nonprofits. Info, info@ poultneyhistoricalsociety.org.
PLEX ARTS FESTIVAL: Now accepting submissions of performance, film, visual art, sculpture, installation, etc. to show at the fourth annual Plex Arts Festival on June 20. All are welcome in this celebration of art spanning across various locations in the Old North End. Submissions will be juried. Apply via Instagram @plexartsfest or at linktr.ee/plex.arts.fest. Junktiques Collective, Burlington. Deadline: April 1. Free. Info, plexartsfest@gmail.com. ➆
addition to her mastery of her craft, which alone would make this show worth seeing — is putting works you instantly get next to surreal, stranger scenes that feel accessible because of their neighbors. A person stands, seemingly unconcerned but halfdevoured by a giant green bunny. There’s a pile of googly-eyed sea creatures and a little alien watching you from high on the gallery wall. A family poses on their sofa under piles of pets. An ugly, grinning creature made from loops of sickly, glittering iridescent clay holds a tiny rainbow; it’s dubbed a “Soggy Pile of Silver Linings.” The inclusion of these weirder sculptures adds depth and creates a complex context for others that on their own might seem too straightforward, such as the word “Sorry” styled as an American flag.
Outside of sculptures intended for the gallery, McCandless also makes
terra-cotta structures that double as homes for pollinators, and she has worked to educate others about the importance of supporting their habitat. That ecologically centered view comes through here as well. Society is portrayed as hivelike and interconnected, though it sometimes stings. Her perspective is perhaps best summed up by a 13-inch-high pile of goofy-looking worms, monsters and disembodied arms, a human face peeking out from under them, titled “Animal Encounters: We Are Each Other.” ➆
“Jennifer McCandless: You’re An Animal,” on view through April 25 at Soapbox Arts in Burlington. soapboxarts.com
Above: “Animal Encounters” Below: “Heartache”
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Working in solar and electrical requires a mix of technical skill and adaptability. Every jobsite is different, making real-time problemsolving a big part of the work. ere’s also a strong safety component, as we install a lot of root-top systems. e vast majority of installs are single- or two-story homes. We do have commercial projects that may require a higher reach, and we occasionally use a boom lift. It’s important work because we help modernize infrastructure and give homeowners and businesses more control over their energy costs.
What is unique about working for Hellbrook?
We’re a small, Vermont-based team that handles everything from solar and home batteries to the complete electrical scope of timber-frame homes, from standby generators to custom saunas, from large commercial solar systems to home renovations. Our apprentices and installers will get the full range of installation experience. We’re based in Jeffersonville, Vt., and service Northern Vermont, New Hampshire and New York — roughly an 85-mile radius. You get to see a project through from start to finish and know you built something that will last. ere’s also a strong sense of teamwork. We’re a tight crew, and everyone plays a role in getting systems up and running. On top of that, you’re working in a field that’s growing quickly and has a direct impact on both people’s lives and the environment.
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Some musicians’ identities are inseparable from their instruments. Think Billy Joel and the piano, Ravi Shankar and the sitar, Eddie Van Halen and the guitar — it’s hard to picture one without the other.
There are few players more associated with the mandolin than Chris Thile. A founding member of progressive bluegrass bands Nickel Creek and Punch Brothers, Thile has long been hailed as a virtuoso on the instrument. The fearless, genre-crushing musician and composer has a long, eclectic body of work that places him among the best to ever pick up the instrument. He’s repeatedly shown that he can adapt to just about any sonic terrain, collaborating with everyone from Béla Fleck to Yo-Yo Ma to Fiona Apple.
On his latest record, Bach: Sonatas & Partitas, Vol. 2, Thile has again jumped bluegrass barriers and landed in the classical lane. Released last November on Nonesuch Records, the album finds Thile interpreting the baroque master Johann Sebastian Bach, and not for the first time: He dropped Vol. 1 in 2013.
Ahead of his performance at the Flynn Main Stage in Burlington on Wednesday,
April 1, Thile spoke with Seven Days from a co ee shop in Berkeley, Calif., about playing Bach on mandolin and learning to let himself improvise with the work of the masters.
You’re taking Bach works that were specifically written for violin, and you’re performing them on mandolin. Does the mandolin lend itself naturally to Bach and classical music in general?
The Bach thing sort of transcends any traditionally held stylistic boundaries. You have a musician whose accomplishment was so vast and deep that he’s kind of alone in this position — we can all agree on Bach;
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he was probably the greatest musician to ever live. And he was writing at a time when things were a little less instrumentspecific. He was very casual about moving things from one instrument to another.
So if a bluegrass musician wanted to interpolate a classical composer’s work, it’s hard to find a better source than Bach?
There is violin repertoire that is so violinspecific that it would sound ridiculous to try and play it on the mandolin. But that’s not the case with Bach’s solo music for violin. It’s a treasure trove of musical thought on an instrument tuned in fifths, which the mandolin is as well. So there’s no transcription necessary; I can play them note for note. I don’t always do that, but that’s by choice, not necessity.
Speaking of that, this latest edition of Bach music is a departure from the first volume, in that you’re taking more liberties with the music, correct? It seems like there’s a little more of you in there this time around. Yeah, the first round of this I played the mandolin pretty straight. It felt sincere
and exciting, and I’m still very proud of that record. But taking that approach this time didn’t feel right; it just didn’t sound like me when I’d listen back to the tracks, like I was wearing a wig or something. The instrument I’m playing here, it’s like the timbre of my voice — not as important as what I’m actually saying. The dialect and accent I “speak” with on the mandolin — the slang and idioms that come out of my instrument — sound like a homeschooled kid from Southern California who moved to Kentucky when he was 14. So the record is more about my relationship with the music than it is about my relationship with the mandolin.
Was it daunting to improvise with Bach? I could see classical fans squinting in rage during a mandolin solo, like the story of Pete Seeger booing Bob Dylan at the Newport Folk Festival in the ’60s.
Such is our reverence for Bach that it can feel blasphemous to engage in the same back-and-forth that you would with any other piece of music in the world. But I
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Live in Burlington long enough and you start to develop this sort of unofficial pantheon of local legends: characters who defined the Queen City during certain eras, who pulled others into their orbits and made the city better simply by existing in it.
Matthew Stephen Perry was one of those legends. He died on Saturday, March 21, at age 49, leaving an entire community in mourning.
Many knew Perry as Burlington’s MVP of bartenders, a king behind the wood at a slew of local pubs, most notably the Other Place, Citizen Cider and Finnegan’s. Others recognized him as one of the most ubiquitous faces on the music scene, often planted in the front rows of many a Burlington rock show.
He was just as often on the stage as in front of it. Perry’s first band, the Lestons, was a standout in the early 2000s local rock scene, a powerhouse of riffs and full-throated abandon personified by Perry’s presence: a tall, teddy bear-like man with a wild shock of dark hair that flew in every direction as he played his guitar and bellowed with a booming voice. He later played in Party Star and Dino Bravo and made his yearly St. Patrick’s Day appearance with Everybody’s Favorite Irish Drinking Songs Band. He dominated any stage with his songs, giant-size charisma and a wicked sense of humor.
Perry was as quick with a smile as he was slinging drinks behind the bar. He was an endlessly warm and loving
guy who loved rock and roll, Boston sports, and, more than anything, his friends. One scroll through local social media feeds this week is all it takes to see just how many people in Burlington felt the same about him and were devastated by his death. And Perry loved the city right back. His adoration of Burlington, from his favorite haunts and beach spots to its bands and people, was unconditional. No matter what others said about the Queen City, the Massachusetts native was a fierce defender of his adopted home.
It’s frankly impossible for me to write about him and maintain any sort of journalistic integrity. Perry was my best friend. We played music together for well over a decade. We shut down far too many bars in our heyday. We played on kickball teams. We were there for each other through divorce, death, breakups and more than a few scary drives back from gigs in Vermont winters.
Soon, I’ll have much more to say about my dear friend — hilarious stories and tales of epic Burlington nights. But Matt Perry belonged to this entire community, and today that community is mourning the loss of one of its true legends. So, Burlington, put on some of your favorite tunes, pour yourself something nice, even if it’s just water, and raise your glass to one of the Queen City’s brightest comets as he rockets out of the universe. ➆
Chuck Conway and Carla Kevorkian founded O Bread Bakery at Shelburne Farms almost 50 years ago. ey bake artisan, Europeanstyle organic breads that have become a community staple. eir son Gregory hopes to eventually take over the business. Seven Days’ Eva Sollberger visited the family on Valentine’s Day to taste some goodies.
think we have to get over that — he’s still just a guy, you know? Maybe he’s the greatest of all time, but if your sense of music is sort of whispering to you, Try this!, then freaking try it and see if you like it.
I wasn’t allowing myself to be in the process at first, and I was ending up with stu that I didn’t believe in as a result. I had to let myself back into the process the same way I would if I was covering a Bill Monroe song or a Radiohead song. As a musician, all you’ve got is your own sense of taste. You don’t know what Bach wanted. When he died, he was most known for being a good organ repairman! You have no idea how it will all turn out. You owe it to your audience and yourself to expose all of this music to your own sense of taste.
You’re mixing in your own material along with the Bach compositions on this tour. Is it challenging to weave in your own work with his? It can be hard to make the setlist, for sure. I find myself reflexively putting my own material before any of the Bach stu . But a life spent loving Bach will result in showing those influences, and I commune with his work on a daily basis. It’s like yoga for me, in a way. I’m not saying my music is anywhere near as good, but it is heavily influenced by my love of Bach.
ose not familiar with your earlier volume of Bach music might be surprised to see you tackle classical. Are you worried your fans might see that the show at the Flynn is on April Fools’ Day and think you’re actually going to drop a set of Black Sabbath on the mandolin?
Oh, man, it is on April Fools’ Day! [ Laughing. ] Don’t worry, Burlington, I’m actually coming; it’s not a prank. Maybe I should get weird with the set? Either way, I can’t wait to get back to Burlington. It’s one of my favorite places to make music in the world. The community there is incredible: It’s a musical place, and it’s a musical bunch of people. ➆
This interview was edited for clarity and length.
Chris ile, Wednesday, April 1, 7:30 p.m., at the Flynn Main Stage in Burlington. $42.5069.75. flynnvt.org
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Speaking Volumes Record Store & Repair Shop in Burlington will change hands in April. Owner Norbert Ender, who first launched Speaking Volumes as a used bookstore in 2006 on Pine Street, is selling his offshoot record store on Marble Avenue to Burlington entrepreneur and musician Julian Hackney.
Hackney, 39, is the founder of the ginger beer company Young at Heart and the guitarist for local punk band Rough Francis. While he’s excited to run a record store, it wasn’t necessarily a challenge he’d planned to take on.
“Never in my life would I imagine that I’d own a record store,” Hackney told Seven Days. “But, I mean, it literally fell into my lap. I just couldn’t say no.”
Ender, 62, first approached Hackney about handing off the record shop last summer, while the latter was selling his ginger beer at the nearby Burlington Farmers Market. Ender said in a phone interview that years of construction on Pine Street, difficulty retaining staff and the economic challenges of operating a small business in Burlington led to his decision to sell the record store and concentrate on his recently opened location in Randolph.
“I’m frustrated, burned out and financially tapped out,” Ender said. “I’ve put a lot of time and effort into [the business] ... If it wasn’t for my online business, I would have closed up two years ago.”
Hackney maintains a more optimistic outlook toward Speaking Volumes and the city.
“ is is a moment of opportunity, so I’m not really listening to any kind of negative stuff about the city. I have to stay positive,” he said. He noted that the road construction along Pine Street is nearly complete, and he highlighted the South End Arts + Business Association’s recently opened gallery and events venue in the
former ArtsRiot space as an encouraging development in the neighborhood.
“Our studio, the Box, is right there, too,” he said, referencing the recording studio and rehearsal space operated by his brother Urian Hackney. “It feels like a cool little arts community we can build on.”
Ender will retain ownership of the original Speaking Volumes bookstore.
Hackney said he’ll complete his takeover of the record shop early next month. In the meantime, he’s begun working to get the shop into shape.
“ ings are really rolling already,” Hackney said. “I’m already fully staffed, and Norbert and I have been working on a smooth transition.”
While Hackney has long admired the shop and loved Ender’s curation, he’s excited to put his own stamp on Speaking Volumes. He plans to reorganize the stacks and make
the store more of a third space — a hangout spot as well as a retail shop. He’ll have a cooler of Young at Heart ginger beer there, and he plans to make a space for in-store musical performances. He also has designs on expanding the shop’s merchandise.
“I love physical media. It encourages you to listen to music in a more thoughtful way,” Hackney said. “I want the store to have print magazines, photos, VHS tapes, DVDs, tapes and CDs.”
Despite the updates, Hackney won’t change the name of the store.
“It’s a great name; why rebrand?” he said. “Over time, the name will mean something different, because it’s under new management. If I do my job right, it’ll feel like a different store.” ➆
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Five recent or upcoming releases from
1. Step Twin, Dust Bowl, steptw1n.bandcamp. com (February 16, alt-rock)
2. Last Pages, C’mon Get Jaded, soundcloud.com/last-pages/ sets/cmon-get-jaded (March 1, rock)
3. Tim Berthiaume, Harps, timberthiaume.bandcamp.com (March 27, indie)
4. english major, Swan Songs for Beginners, englishmajor1. bandcamp.com (April 3, indie)
5. Bob Wagner, I’ve Been Down, orcd.co/sadandlonesome (June 5, rock)
WED.25
Acid Wash & Friends (jam) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $10.
The Cold Stares, Seth Yacovone Band (blues, rock) at the Stone Church, Brattleboro, 7 p.m.
$36/$31.
Dobbs’ Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $12.19.
Frankie White (singer-songwriter)
at Two Heroes Brewery & Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free. Jarv, RDGLDGRN, Damn Skippy (hip-hop) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $32.22.
Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.
Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.
Paddy Reagan, Bruno John, Ben Rodgers, Jeremy Fredrick (indie) at Monkey House, Winooski, 6:45 p.m. $5/$10.
Thievery Corporation, Alex Unger (electronic) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $48.28.
THU.26
Big Richard, Kathleen Parks (indie pop) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $23.55/$29.75.
Bluegrass & BBQ (bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free.
Cocktail Piano Hour (piano) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.
King Me (rock) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.
Leah Rocketship (singersongwriter) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free. Mirah, Mimi Fang (singersongwriter) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15/$20. Neighbor (jam) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 8 p.m. $24.57.
One Night Live Tour (indie) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $16.27.
Reid Genauer (jam) at Stowe Cider, 8 p.m. $42.39.
Silver Lined, Alaska’s Angels, Shame Shame, Quick Fission (indie rock) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7:30 p.m. $10.
Tim Brick (country) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.
TRS LIVE Presents: Paul Brill (live recording) at Tank Recording Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20/$30.
Waves of Adrenaline (folk) at Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 4 p.m. $10.
sevendaysvt.com/music. If you’re a talent
Greg Bonsignore is one prolific musician. With his project RUMINATIONS, the Winooski singer-songwriter, composer and multi-instrumentalist produced more than 60 songs between 2020 and 2024, ranging from psych-folk to synthpop to ambient music. But last year, Bonsignore didn’t issue so much as a peep. He’s back on track in 2026, dropping a brand-new EP titled Hearing, Thinking, Seeing, Speaking, a sci-fi vignette about sentient mushrooms traveling across the universe — far out, indeed. To celebrate the release, Ruminations play the Light Club Lamp Shop in Burlington on Friday, March 27, with Burlington rockers MAGNOLIA.
FRI.27
Allison Mann, Denis Tibouthot, John LaRouche (jazz) at the Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Donation.
The Balconiers (jazz, funk) at the Alchemist, Stowe, 4 p.m. Free.
Boys Go to Jupiter, the Far Out (indie pop) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $26.50. Brownie Points, pabgaf, creddbratton, fridayinoctober, antoinette (emo) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12/$10.
Bushey/Bedell (folk) at Two Heroes Brewery & Public House, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free. Corey & Friends (rock, country) at Burlington St. John’s Club, 6 p.m. Free.
Dead Man Strumming (Grateful Dead tribute) at River Roost Brewery, White River Junction, 5 p.m. Free.
Folderol (rock) at Bent Nails Roadhouse, Middlesex, 8 p.m. Free.
Haggis X-1 (Celtic rock) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 8 p.m. $23.55/$29.23.
Jamie Hughes (acoustic) at Gusto’s, Barre, 6 p.m. Free.
Joe Something (rock) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.
Little Lies (Fleetwood Mac tribute) at the Stone Church, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. $31.
Lloyd Tyler Band (Americana) at Switchback Beer Garden & Smokehouse, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free.
Magnolia, Ruminations (indie) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. $10.
Milton Busker & the Grim Work (Americana, folk) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. Free.
Mojo Hand (rock) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free. Monachino, Jarrett and Strats Trio (jazz) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.
NightHawk (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.
Northern Lights (country) at the Old Post, South Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.
The Pop Rocks (covers) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 8 p.m. $10.
Rap Night Burlington (hip-hop) at Drink, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5.
Reid Genauer (jam) at Stowe Cider, 8 p.m. $42.39.
Remi Russin, the Forest Room, Cady Ternity (indie) at Burlington Odd Fellows Hall, 6:30 p.m. $10.
Sad Turtle, Astral Underground, the War Turtles (math rock, cosmic jazz) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7:30 p.m. $5/$10.
Seth Yacovone Band (blues, rock) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $10.
Sibling Reverie (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.
Silence Equals Death, Concrete Ties, Old North End, Short Changed, Shine (punk, metal) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 7 p.m. $15.
Zachary DeFranco (bluegrass) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free.
Bearly Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at the Stone Church, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. $31.
BERTHA (Grateful Dead tribute, drag) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $33.26.
Cheddar (jam) at the Alchemist, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free.
Citizen Pine (folk) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.
Dale and Darcy Band (folk) at Two Heroes Brewery & Public House, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free.
David Karl Roberts (singersongwriter) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free.
Disciple of the Garden, Last Pages (Soundgarden tribute) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $26.68.
Experience Queen with Jesse Agan (tribute) at Double E Performance Center’s T-Rex Theater, Essex, 7:30 p.m.
$30/$35.
Flywlkr, Kenopro79, David Chief, Oshahzrd, Wokeupglad, tillsinterlude, lukky, $wabii (hiphop) at Monkey House, Winooski, 8:30 p.m. $10.
HiFi (electronica) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.
Livin’ in the Blues (blues) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. Free.
Los Sóngoros with Preshow Dance Class at the SEABA Center, Burlington, 7:30-10:45 p.m. $10/$15.
Millions of Birds, Mia Kalish, Sadie Kyburg (folk) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10.
Miss Tess, Ali McGuirk (country, soul) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12/$15.
Moondogs (psych rock) at Afterthoughts, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. $10.
Mowgli, Satyrdagg, Three Piece Meal (indie) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.
The Pop Rocks (covers) at Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington, 8 p.m. $10.
Raised by Hippies (rock) at Stowe Cider, 4 p.m. Free.
Reid Genauer (jam) at Stowe Cider, 8 p.m. $42.39.
Seth Yacovone Band (blues, rock) at Tower Bar, Jay, 4 p.m. Free.
Swamp Frog (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.
Tomestoner Book and Tape Release Show (acoustic) at Tunnel Books, St. Johnsbury, 4:15 p.m. Donations.
Two Baseballs in Space, Tabarnak, Crabneck (folk, rock) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $10/$15.
Two for Flinching (acoustic) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.
Us, Stringy and the Beans (rock) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.
Vallory Falls, Time Eater, the Eyetraps (punk) at Burlington Odd Fellows Hall, 6:30 p.m. $10.
SUN.29
CFI Jazz Quintet (jazz) at Lawson’s Finest Liquids, Waitsfield, 3 p.m. Free.
Danielle Nicole Band (blues) at Retro Live, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. $20/$25.
Kids That Fly, SUM SUN (indie rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $26.68.
Mike Gordon (jam) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $44.13. SOLD OUT.
Seth Yacovone (acoustic) at the Alchemist, Stowe, 4 p.m. Free. Sunday Brunch Tunes (singersongwriter) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m. Wine & Jazz Sundays (jazz) at Shelburne Vineyard, 5 p.m. Free.
MON.30
Mike Gordon (jam) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $44.13.
TUE.31
Big Easy Tuesdays with Jon McBride (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. Bluegrass Jam (bluegrass) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free. Dead Is Alive with Dobbs’ Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Einstein’s Tap House, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15.
Honky Tonk Tuesday with Pony Hustle (country) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10. Old 97’s, Lizzie No (alt-country) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $43.10.
WED.1
Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.
Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.
WED.25
DJ Chalango, DJ Tarzana Salsa Night (DJ, salsa) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.
THU.26
DJ Two Sev, JP Black (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.
Join us for a heartfelt celebration of early folk, country, gospel, and Western swing music with Women of Americana!
This isn’t just a concert it ’s an exuberant exploration of this singular American genre that planted the roots of American music.
Featuring vocalists and instrumentalists Cristina Vane and Brennen Leigh, the show includes songs made famous by iconic artists like Brandi Carlile, Emmy Lou Harris, Alison Krauss, Dolly Parton and more
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Roost.World’s Zaq Schuster recently told Seven Days, “Ideally, if we’re doing our job right, no one can say our stu is just one thing.” It’s safe to say they’re doing their job right, because the post-punkpan-electronic-dance-techno duo has repeatedly avoided settling on a sound. A slow, tectonic drift carried them from 2019’s new wave-nodding EP Self-Titled to the buzzing danceteria of Q.D.A., their first full-length release.
styles. A little mumbly and a lot murmur-y, the singer always seems to be mid-thought, like we’ve been dropped into a stream of consciousness.
Originally known simply as Roost, Schuster and bandmate Mike Harris are an important pair in local nightlife, helming production company Burlington Electronic Department. They make good on their club-kid image on this 10-track, sample-saturated set.
In some ways, Q.D.A. is the band’s most uniform release. It’s all dance, all the time, though Schuster and Harris aren’t beholden to any one subgenre. It would be dramatic to call them EDM iconoclasts, yet they don’t seem to revere anything but the beat.
After a bit of throat clearing and mood setting on opener “K?,” subsequent track “Genesis” also takes some time to work through a series of bass, synth and drum ideas before realizing how well they go together. As the elements lock in for a brief, thrilling moment, they hint at the hedonistic heights Roost.World are capable of — and where the record might be going.
“Pop Star Club Night” unveils Schuster’s signature vocal and lyrical
“Don’t get it twisted, man,” Schuster says in a blasé tone before making it known that “Pop stars are in the club tonight” and warning that “Everybody wants to be there” but it’s “So much money — too much for you.” The track seems to be an indictment of velvet ropes and VIP areas, precisely the kinds of things the inclusiveminded Burlington Electronic Department strives against. At times, Q.D.A.’s samples can feel distracting, such as the instantly recognizable hook from C+C Music Factory’s “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” on lead single “Literally Everybody.” But most of them add important context, as on the same track when a voice declares, “I don’t need your approval to be here,” before another says, “It’s not my job to make other people feel comfortable about who I am.” It’s an unmistakable comeas-you-are manifesto.
Most consistently, Roost.World are indelible beatsmiths and vibe curators. Throughout the record, they create a heady mélange of telephonic synths, sandpaper beats, belching bass and cryptic messages. Roost.World make listeners feel like coconspirators, drawing them in with liberating music and insider intimacy.
Q.D.A. is available at roost.bandcamp. com and on major streaming services.
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Lucky Luc, DJ Chaston (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.
Vinyl Night (DJ) at Poultney Pub, 6 p.m. Free.
FRI.27
Alisdair, Leo Balboni, DJ Chic, DJ Megh (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Burlington Blackout (DJ) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $26.68.
DJ Chaston (DJ) at Rí Rá Irish Pub & Whiskey Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.
DJ KDT (DJ) at Doma Bar, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.
DJ Taka (DJ) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10/$15.
DJ Two Rivers (DJ) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.
DJ Two Sev, Jacob Namath, Ron Stoppable (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.
Friday Night at Specs (DJ) at Specs Cafe & Bar, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.
SAT.28
DJ Big Dog (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
DJ Two Rivers (DJ) at Rí Rá Irish Pub & Whiskey Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.
Mr Cheng, DJ Chaston, DJ Aras (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.
TUE.31
Bashment Tuesday (DJ) at Akes’ Place, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.
WED.25
Lit Club (poetry open mic) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.
Open Mic (open mic) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free.
THU.26
Old Time Jam (open mic) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.
Open Mic (open mic) at the Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.
SUN.29
Olde Time Jam Session (open jam) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, noon. Free.
VT Synth Society Meetup (synth open jam, discussion) at Community of Sound, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.
SUN.29
Though he’s held down the low end in Phish for decades, singer, bassist and songwriter MIKE GORDON does occasionally take a break from the Burlington jam legends’ relentless tour schedule to undertake a solo jaunt. Gordon recently put together a new band that includes Burlington’s BOB WAGNER and Ghost-Note’s XAVIER LYNN on guitars, along with longtime collaborators JOHN MORGAN KIMOCK on drums and keyboardist ROBERT WALTER. Gordon’s new lineup gets deep into a blend of Southern rock, funk and electronic grooves, a fitting vehicle for the bassist’s quirky and idiosyncratic songwriting. While Gordon’s homecoming show at the Higher Ground Ballroom in South Burlington on Sunday, March 29 is sold out, he added another date at the club on Monday, March 30.
MON.30
Bluegrass Etc. Jam with Ben Kogan (bluegrass jam session) at Ottauquechee Yacht Club, Woodstock, 6:30 p.m. Free.
Monday Night Open Mic (open mic) at Pearl Street Pub, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.
TUE.31
Doug’s Open Mic (open mic) at Two Heroes Brewery & Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.
Open Mic (open mic) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Open Mic Tuesdays with Dan and Dan (open mic) at Tower Bar, Jay, 5 p.m. Free.
WED.1
Open Mic (open mic) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free.
The Ribbit Review Open Mic & Jam (open mic) at Lily’s Pad, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
WED.25
March Madness (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10. Standup Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.
THU.26
March Madness (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10.
FRI.27
Abbey Glover’s ‘I’m a Businessman, Man’ (comedy) at Artistree Community Arts Center, South Pomfret, 7 p.m. $20-$25. Trae Crowder (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $25. SOLD OUT.
Vermont Comedy All-Stars Live Standup Comedy Showcase (comedy) at Next Stage Arts, Putney, 7:30 p.m. $12/$15.
SAT.28
Abbey Glover’s ‘I’m a Businessman, Man’ (comedy) at Artistree Community Arts Center, South Pomfret, 7 p.m. $20-$25. Trae Crowder (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 4:30, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $25. 8:30 SOLD OUT.
TUE.31
All That Jazz Open Mic Comedy (comedy) at the 126, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
WED.1
Standup Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.
karaoke,
etc.
WED.25
Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.
Karaoke with Cam (karaoke) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Bent Nails Roadhouse, Middlesex, 7 p.m. Free.
Trivia Night (trivia) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.
Trivia Night (trivia) at McKee’s Island Pub & Pizza, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free.
FRI.27
Boogie Bingo (bingo, DJ) at the Alchemist, Stowe, 5 p.m. Free. Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Viewing Party (watch party) at Einstein’s Tap House, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.
SAT.28
Queeraoke with Goddess (karaoke) at Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.
SUN.29
Family-Friendly Karaoke (karaoke) at Old Soul Design Shop, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5 p.m. Free.
Sunday Funday (games) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, noon. Free.
Sunday Night Trivia (trivia) at the Lazy Goat Tavern, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 5:30 p.m. Free.
MON.30
Retro Game Night (gaming) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 6 p.m. Free.
Trivia Monday (trivia) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.
Seven Days Singles Party (speed dating) at Specs Cafe & Bar, Winooski, 6 p.m. $10. SOLD OUT.
Trivia (trivia) at Alfie’s Wild Ride, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Rí Rá Irish Pub & Whiskey Room, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
THU.26
Country Line Dancing (line dancing) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. Free.
Karaoke (karaoke) at Gusto’s, Barre, 8 p.m. Free.
Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.
Karaoke with DJ Vociferous (karaoke) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.
Music Bingo with Emoji Nightmare (music bingo) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Einstein’s Tap House, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free.
Trivia Monday with Top Hat Entertainment (trivia) at McKee’s Original, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Trivia with Brain (trivia) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.
Trivia with Craig Mitchell (trivia) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.
TUE.31
Karaoke with DJ Party Bear (karaoke) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. Free. Taproom Trivia (trivia) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.
Trivia Night (trivia) at Gusto’s, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free.
Trivia Tuesday (trivia) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.
WED.1
Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.
Karaoke with Cam (karaoke) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Alfie’s Wild Ride, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Rí Rá Irish Pub & Whiskey Room, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.
Trivia (trivia) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. ➆
VIRTUAL LISTENING
SESSION: The Vermont Conservation Plan invites farmers and landowners to share their perspectives about Act 59 — an ambitious goal of conserving 50 percent of the state’s landscape by 2050. Noon. Free; preregister. Info, info@nofavt.org.
CURRENT EVENTS: Neighbors have an informal discussion about what’s in the news.
Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.
PECHAKUCHA: Participants in the Japanese storytelling phenomenon recount a tale through 20 images, with only 20 seconds to explain each one. AVA Gallery and Art Center, Lebanon, N.H., 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-448-3117.
LOOM KNITTING: Fiber fanatics ages 8 and up learn a technique that uses a sturdy frame and pegs, offering an easy alternative to needles. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, noon. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.
YARN & YAK: A weekly club for fiber fanatics of all skill levels makes knitting and crocheting more sociable. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 999-0516.
YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: A drop-in meetup welcomes knitters, crocheters, spinners, weavers and other fiber artists. BYO snacks and drinks. Must Love Yarn, Shelburne, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 448-3780.
etc.
TOASTMASTERS OF GREATER BURLINGTON: Those looking
to strengthen their speaking and leadership skills gain new tools. Virtual option available. Generator Makerspace, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 233-4157.
film
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘THE M FACTOR 2: BEFORE THE PAUSE’: Full Season Wellness breaks the silence on midlife transitions at this Vermont premiere of the 2025 documentary demystifying one of the most overlooked stages of women’s health. A community conversation led by certified menopause practitioner Amy Harris follows. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, hello@fullseasonwellness.com.
VTIFF MUSICAL SILENTS: ‘MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA’: A live improvised score by Matt Hagen and Johnnie Day Durand enriches a screening of Dziga Vertov’s 1929 documentary exploring Soviet urban life. The Screening Room @ VTIFF, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $6-12. Info, 660-2600.
COMMUNITY COOKING: Helping hands join up with the nonprofit’s staff and volunteers to make a yummy meal for distribution. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.
CUPPA ON CAMPUS: Community members mingle over tea and coffee, swapping bright ideas for the future of the property. The Creative Campus at Goddard, Plainfield, 8-10 a.m. Free. Info, 821-0741.
TASTE THE ONE: Locavores explore the neighborhood’s diverse and decorated dining scene during the Old North End’s inaugural restaurant
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week. See loveburlington.org for details. Various Old North End locations, Burlington. Various prices. Info, 556-3638.
CHAIR YOGA: Waterbury Public Library instructor Diana Whitney leads at-home participants in gentle stretches supported by seats. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.
FLOTATIONAL & ACOUSTIC
THERAPY TALK: Float Away wellness spa owner Justin Morgan-Parmett dives into the science of silence, sharing how salt-water suspension and sound waves can help chronic pain sufferers find their “off” switch. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
RECOVERY DHARMA: Folks struggling with addiction gather weekly for an evening of meditation, topical readings and open discussion in a supportive environment. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 825-1815.
ELL CLASSES: Fletcher Free Library invites learners of all abilities to practice written and spoken English with trained instructors. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@burlingtonvt. gov.
ITALIAN CONVERSATION
GROUP: Linguaphiles brush up on their banter at this bimonthly meetup facilitated by a native speaker. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
THE ALL INCLUSIVE DYKETACULAR: A weekly get-together and listening party celebrates the LGBTQ+ community with feel-good tunes, dancing and drinks. Doma Bar,
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RESISTANCE SONG CIRCLE: Hannah Jeffery of Deep Well Song leads vocal activists and harmonizing hopefuls in melodies they can take with them to protests. BALE Community Space, South Royalton, 6 p.m. $5-15 suggested donation. Info, circle@balevt.org.
AARP TAX HELP: Trained volunteers provide free filing assistance for anyone who needs it. St. Albans Free Library, noon, 1:30 & 3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 524-1507.
GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE
TENNIS CLUB: Ping-Pong players block, chop and lob in singles and doubles matches. Rutland Area Christian School, 7-9 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.
talks
SPRING SPEAKER SERIES:
KATELYN HUDSON: An architectural designer shares fascinating facts about the postfire reconstruction of Mount Mansfield’s 1935 Stone Hut. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.
TECH FREEBIES: SAVING MONEY WITH LIBRARY RESOURCES: Looking to cut costs? Connect with a digital specialist to explore the variety of free online services the library has to offer. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
‘ANTLIA PNEUMATICA’: The school’s theater department presents Anne Washburn’s modern dramedy exploring friendship, grief and the supernatural. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2588.
‘BERNHARDT/HAMLET’: Students stage Theresa Rebeck’s rollicking comedy following the real-life story of legendary actress Sarah Bernhardt’s decision to play the coveted male role in 1899. Royall Tyler Theatre, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-22. Info, theatreanddance@ uvm.edu.
‘THE BOOK OF MORMON’: SOLD OUT. Two missionaries meet with more than they reckoned for during an attempt to convert a Ugandan village in this raucous musical comedy from the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Info, 863-5966.
‘THE CHILDREN’: Northern Stage mounts Lucy Kirkwood’s critically acclaimed drama about two retired scientists whose peaceful world is upended by a nearby nuclear disaster. Byrne Theater, Barrette Center for the Arts,
White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $10-80. Info, 296-7000.
MYSTERY BOOK CLUB: Crime buffs and amateur sleuths gather to gab about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s 1887 Sherlock Holmes series debut, A Study in Scarlet The Eloquent Page, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-7243.
EVE JACOBS-CARNAHAN: The artist, civics educator and Knit Democracy Together creator shares her anthology, Global Craftivism Since the Pussyhats followed by a hands-on crafting session. Materials provided. See calendar spotlight. The Norwich Bookstore, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.
SEEDING & TRANSPLANTING CALENDARS WORKSHOP: Green-thumbed plotters gain the knowledge and confidence needed to master the math of growing season. Landry Park, Winooski, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-4769.
MARCH MIXER: Hors d’oeuvres and networking opportunities encourage warm community connections at this Franklin County Regional Chamber of Commerce event. Saint Albans Museum, 5:30 p.m. $15; free for members and first-time attendees. Info, programs@stamuseum.org.
MIXER: Central Vermont Chamber of Commerce members and colleagues eat, drink and win prizes at a monthly business shindig. The Skinny Pancake, Montpelier, 5 p.m. Free; cash bar; preregister. Info, 229-5711.
FRIENDS OF THE ATHENAEUM
MEETING: Interested folks link up with a volunteer group that promotes the library’s resources and services, provides hospitality for programs and events, and helps with fundraising efforts.
St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 9:3010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.
LISTENING PARTY: Recorded interviews drawn from the Vermont Folklife archive keep memories of the state’s maple sugaring history alive. Bar Renée, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.
STORY SLAM: ‘MORE THAN MY COVER’: Savor sweets and
shared stories at a low-pressure community gathering facilitated by artist-in-residence Ferene Paris. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
SHORT-TERM RENTAL CONFERENCE & TRADE SHOW: Vermont’s vacation house owners and property managers connect with vendors, policy makers and national experts. Stoweflake Mountain Resort & Spa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $249-299; preregister. Info, 829-4024.
KNIT FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS: All ages and abilities knit or crochet hats and scarves for the South Burlington Food Shelf. Materials provided. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
KNITTING GROUP: Knitters of every experience level get together to spin yarns. Latham Library, Thetford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.
WOODWORKING LAB: Visionaries create a project or learn a new skill with the help of mentors and access to makerspace tools and equipment. Patricia A. Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, 5-8 p.m. $7.50. Info, 382-1012.
BTV CLEAN UP CREW: Good Samaritans dispose of needles, trash and other unwanted objects. BYO gloves encouraged. Top of Church St., Burlington, 7:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: Cameras positioned in nests, underwater and along the forest floor capture a year’s worth of critters coming and going. Dealer. com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: Join scientists on a journey through a surreal world of bug-eyed giants and egg-laying mammals. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
These community event listings are sponsored by the WaterWheel Foundation, a project of the Vermont band Phish.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: Viewers travel to the far reaches of the Pacific Ocean for a glimpse into the pristine environments vital to our planet’s health. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: Footage of paleontological digs from around the globe tells a compelling story of scientists working as detectives to answer questions about an ancient and mysterious ocean world. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
‘WILD FOODS, WILD LANDS’: Guests catch a sneak preview of the nationally syndicated PBS show about foraging and ecological connection, created and hosted by Vermont’s own Kevin Chap. A reception follows. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, erica@ polarprods.com.
food & drink
TASTE THE ONE: See WED.25.
games
BRIDGE CLUB: A lively group plays a classic, tricky game in pairs. Waterbury Public Library, 12:304:30 p.m. Free. Info, 522-3523.
CHESS FOR FUN: Players of all abilities select an opening gambit, go on the attack and protect their king in friendly competition. Cobleigh Public Library, Lyndonville, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, lafferty1949@gmail.com.
DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: Snacks and coffee fuel bouts of a classic card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 12:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.
FRIENDLY GAME OF BRIDGE: Strategic thinkers have a blast with the popular card game. Heineberg Senior Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 233-4395.
LIBRARY AFTER HOURS TRIVIA: Brainiacs battle for digital display-board glory and bragging rights at a test of knowledge hosted by library staffer Adrian Tans. Snacks provided; BYOB. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 457-2295.
PEER SUPPORT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Beginners wanted! Players get lost in the fantasyfilled tabletop role-playing game while focusing on teamwork, connection and community building. Morgan House, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 777-6185.
SOLARPUNK BOOK CLUB & GAME NIGHT: Neighbors dream up a socially conscious, ecological future with readings and a short round of Solarpunk Futures. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.
WEEKLY CHESS FOR FUN: Players of all ability levels face off and learn new strategies. United Community Church, St. Johnsbury, 5:30-9 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, lafferty1949@gmail.com.
health & fitness COMMUNITY
MINDFULNESS: Volunteer coach Andrea Marion leads a weekly practice for stress reduction, followed by a discussion and Q&A. 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, andreamarion193@gmail.com.
Check out these family-friendly events for parents, caregivers and kids of all ages.
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‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: Curious minds dive into the science and history of Vermont’s most iconic legend at this family-friendly exhibit featuring interactive games, a design studio, multimedia displays, a 30-foot sculpture and photo ops. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
BIKE MAINTENANCE WORKSHOP FOR DADS: Dad Guild helps gearheads in
It’s been almost one year since the Vergennes Opera House shuttered its doors to tackle the All Access Project, a major feat of construction that included the installation of an elevator tower and an indoor lift to the stage, as well as other accessibility improvements. Area arts enthusiasts revel in the performance space’s upgraded digs at a grand reopening concert featuring headliner Gina Coleman & Misty Blues. The band’s celebratory “Roadhouse Revival Gospel Blues Review” christens the new and improved theater, with ticket proceeds funding the project’s final phase: a new courtyard.
GINA COLEMAN & MISTY BLUES
Saturday, March 28, 7 p.m., at the Vergennes Opera House. $20; cash bar. Info, info@vergennesoperahouse.org, vergennesoperahouse.org.
training master the basics of twowheeled maintenance and roadside rescues, just in time for riding season. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: Young explorers take an unforgettable journey through a hands-on prehistoric world where life-size animatronic dinosaurs come to life. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $17-23; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.
MAGNATILE MASTERPIECES: Future architects ages 3 and up build imaginative creations with magnetic toys. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
STEAM SPACE: Youngsters in grades K through 5 explore science, technology, engineering, art and mathematics activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
chittenden
BABY TIME: Infants and their caregivers enjoy a slow, soothing story featuring songs, rhymes and lap play. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
GAME ON!: Kids take turns collaborating with or competing against friends using Nintendo Switch on the big screen. Caregivers must be present to supervise children below fifth grade. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
PLAY TIME: Little ones ages birth to 5 build with giant blocks and read together. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
READ TO A DOG: Bookworms of all ages get a 10-minute time slot to tell stories to Emma the therapy pup. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, sbplkids@ southburlingtonvt.gov.
BABY & CAREGIVER MEETUP: Wiggly ones ages birth to 18 months play and explore in a calm, supportive setting while adults relax and connect on the sidelines. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.
FAMILY CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages and abilities test their skills with instructor Robert and peers. KelloggHubbard Library, 2nd Floor, Children’s Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
SEATED TAI CHI: Adina guides at-home participants — including those with limited mobility or difficulty standing — through a sequence of slow, connected movements. Sponsored by the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.
language
ENGLISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Practitioners make strides and new friends at a stress-free discussion circle hosted by Fletcher Free Library. 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@burlingtonvt.gov.
ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? Language learners practice pronunciation and more at a friendly gathering. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Conversationalists of all levels practice the Romance language in a welcoming environment. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
music
THE FAUX PAWS: From fiddle tunes to saxophone solos, the genre-defying band delivers tight harmonies, soaring improvisations and danceable grooves. Artistree Community Arts Center, South Pomfret, 7 p.m. $30. Info, 457-3500.
MEET THE SINGERS: YOUTH OPERA ALUMNI CONCERT: Rising stars return to their roots at a high-note homecoming featuring art songs and operettas. Charlotte Congregational Church, 7 p.m. By donation. Info, youthoperavt@yahoo.com.
ROBIN’S NEST NATURE PLAYGROUP: Youngsters ages birth to 5 and their caregivers learn outdoors through exploration, song, themed crafts and storytelling. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; donations accepted. Info, 229-6206.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
BABY & ME CLASS: Parents and their infants ages birth to 1 explore massage, lullabies and gentle movements while discussing the struggles and joys of parenthood. Greater Burlington YMCA, 9:45-10:45 a.m. $10; free for members. Info, 862-9622.
BOOK GROUP FOR DADS: Local fathers swap survival strategies and share their insights about Alyssa Blask Campbell’s guide to parenting, Big Kids, Bigger Feelings: Navigating Defiance, Meltdowns, and Anxiety to Raise Confident, Connected Kids. Virtual option available. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 318-4231.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
GROW PRESCHOOL YOGA: Colleen from Grow Prenatal and Family Yoga leads kids ages 2 to 5 in songs, movement and other fun activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
PRESCHOOL MUSIC WITH LINDA BASSICK: The singer and storyteller extraordinaire guides wee ones ages birth to 5 in indoor music and movement. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
PRESCHOOL PLAY TIME: Pre-K patrons play and socialize after music time. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
STORY TIME: Little ones ages 2 to 5 learn from songs, crafts and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
TODDLER TIME: Wiggly wee ones ages 1 and up love this lively, interactive storybook experience featuring songs, rhymes and finger plays. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 9:15 & 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
COMMUNITY MAPLE SUGARING: Tree tappers bring their own sap to add to the center’s evaporator — or just sit back and enjoy some samples. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.
‘ACCESSING
HOMEOWNERSHIP: YOUR GUIDE TO BUYING ON ANY
BUDGET’: Dreaming of your own abode? An informative session walks through the entire process, from finding the right property to closing the deal. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 860-1417.
‘NORTHSHIRE WOMEN LEADING
THE CHANGE’: An enlightening panel discussion moderated by writer Maria Reade celebrates female-identifying citizens committed to service and inspires future generations of Vermonters. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 5:30 p.m. $25; free for students. Info, 362-2607.
SAM TALKS: KEVIN
GRAFFAGNINO: In “A Vermont Pathfinder,” an author and historian details the life and career of Consuelo Northrop Bailey, one of the first women in America to serve as a state’s attorney. Saint Albans Museum, 4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ stamuseum.org.
‘ANTLIA PNEUMATICA’: See WED.25, 7 p.m.
‘THE ART OF DINING’: BarnArts kicks off its community theater season with Tina Howe’s deliciously witty dramedy following a couple who have risked everything to open a restaurant in their own home. Barnard Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $15-20. Info, 234-1645.
‘BERNHARDT/HAMLET’: See WED.25.
‘THE CHILDREN’: See WED.25.
‘THE END OF THE WORLD NEVER MINDING SHOW’: Drama devotees take in traveling troupe Bread and Puppet Theater’s latest work, featuring iconic papiermâché figures and relevant political commentary. See calendar spotlight. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 7 p.m. $15 suggested donation. Info, breadandpuppetreservations@ gmail.com.
‘THE HALF-LIFE OF MARIE CURIE’: Vermont Stage raises the curtain on Lauren Gunderson’s poignant drama based on the true story of two brilliant female scientists forced to confront public scrutiny and sexism in 1912. Ages 12 and up. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $34-54 sliding scale. Info, 862-1497.
‘SEMINAR’: Four aspiring novelists undergo brutal literary critiques when a cynical mentor deconstructs their egos in Theresa Rebeck’s biting comedy, presented
by Shaker Bridge Theatre. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $25-45. Info, 281-6848.
words
GEORGE’S MYSTERY BOOK
GROUP: Patrons chat about Tana French’s twisty page-turners with resident whodunit expert George Spaulding. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, gspaulding@ kellogghubbard.org.
LOCAL AUTHORS’ ROUNDTABLE: Writers of all genres acquire tips and tricks for bridging the gap between the manuscript and the marketplace. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.
‘HOW TO BEST SUPPORT OUR UNHOUSED NEIGHBORS’: Reps from Barre City shelter Good Samaritan Haven lead a community conversation filled with advice about resources and answers to pressing questions. Refreshments provided. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 426-3581.
‘POTTERS FOR JUSTICE’: Neighbors turn the wheel toward justice at this benefit sale featuring handmade wares donated by more than 60 local ceramicists. Proceeds support the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont. Burlington Beer, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, hello@groundedearthvt.com.
agriculture
‘THE BLOOM’: PBS landscaping expert Jenn Nawada makes a special appearance at this intimate cocktail party for horticultural enthusiasts. Burke Mountain Club, East Burke, 6 p.m. $50. Info, 748-2600.
business
SISTERHOOD: BUSINESS THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS: Female-identifying entrepreneurs trade the daily grind for a productive pause at a reflective networking event. Main Street Landing classroom, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 860-1417.
CAREGIVER TEA: Folks caring for others trade the heavy lifting for a china cup at a restorative social hour complete with a spot of self-care. Central Vermont Council on Aging, Barre, 2-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 479-0531.
SHORT-TERM RENTAL CONFERENCE & TRADE SHOW: See THU.26.
dance
BURLINGTON CONTRA DANCE: No partner or experience is necessary when Alyssa Adkins calls the steps and Gus LaCasse and Pepin Mittelhauser provide the tunes. Bring clean, soft-soled shoes.
What do you get when you mix larger-than-life papier-mâché creations, political commentary and sourdough rye? Bread and Puppet Theater, of course! The preeminent traveling troupe takes Vermont by storm with its spring offering, The End of the World Never Minding Show, at venues from Barre to Bennington, before continuing down the Eastern Seaboard. The sublime spectacle enlists music, theater and other performance arts to confront the topsy-turvy state of the world — or, in the company’s words, the current “catastrophe of logic.” After the show, the eponymous loaves await audience members seeking sustenance to fuel their own personal revolutions.
‘THE END OF THE WORLD NEVER MINDING SHOW’
Thursday, March 26, 7 p.m., at Highland Center for the Arts in Greensboro. $15 suggested donation. Friday, March 27, 6:30 p.m., at the Old Labor Hall in Barre. $20 suggested donation. Saturday, March 28, 7 p.m., at Manchester Community Library. Free; preregister. Monday, March 30, 7 p.m., at Bennington College. $20 suggested donation. See website for additional dates outside Vermont. Info, breadandpuppetreservations@gmail.com, breadandpuppet.org.
Burlington St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, beginner lesson, 6:45 p.m.; music, 7-10 p.m. $5-12 cash or check; free for kids under 12. Info, info@queencitycontras.com.
CABIN FEVER DANCE: Neighbors shake off winter with palatepleasing local vinos and tunes by Vermont rock band Quadra. Proceeds benefit North Hero Fire Department. North Hero Community Hall, 7 p.m. $30. Info, teamshaw2969@comcast.net.
etc.
MONTSHIRE AFTER DARK: SILLY ROBOTS: Grown-ups grab gears and beers at a tech-filled, after-hours evening featuring heaps of mechanical mischief. Ages 21 and up. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 6:30-9 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 649-2200. film
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See THU.26.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.26.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: See THU.26.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See THU.26.
SINGLE CHANNEL VT INTERNATIONAL VIDEO FESTIVAL:
A curatorial project features 11 video works in response to the theme “Can You See Me Now?.”
The Screening Room @ VTIFF, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, snakehousevt@gmail.com.
‘WOMEN WHO RIDE’: Short films showcasing female cyclists and a live panel track the bicycle’s trajectory from a tool of the suffragist movement to a modern vehicle for independent mobility. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; preregister; donations accepted. Info, 863-4475.
FOUR FRIDAYS: DINNER & CONVERSATION FOR MIDLIFE
WOMEN: Health coach Liza Baker facilitates weekly gatherings featuring nourishing meals and reflection prompts to spark deep, meaningful discussion. Various South Burlington locations, 6-8 p.m. $322-357; preregister. Info, liza@simply-healthcoaching. com.
LENTEN FISH FRY: Community members anticipate Easter over all-you-can-eat haddock, fries, coleslaw and dessert. Bristol St. Ambrose Parish, 5-7 p.m. $9-17. Info, 453-5218.
MUD & MAPLE ADVENTURE
DINNER: Sap-happy foodies trek through the sugar bush and toast to the season at a spirited farm-totable feast infused with Vermont’s liquid gold. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 6 p.m. $165. Info, sas@adventuredinner.com.
TASTE THE ONE: See WED.25.
DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: See THU.26, 10 a.m.
BLOOD DRIVE: Participants part with life-sustaining pints at this American Red Cross donation event. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, noon-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-4140. GUIDED MEDITATION
ONLINE: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library invites attendees to relax on their lunch breaks and reconnect with their bodies. Noon-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ damlvt.org.
MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Community members gather for an informal session combining stimulating discussion, sharing and sitting in silence. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 1:15-2:15 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.
WEEKLY MEDITATION: Expert Zac Ispa-Landa shares tools to quiet the mind, slow down and reset. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 8-8:45 a.m. Free. Info, 825-1815. language
FRENCH SOCIAL HOUR: The Alliance Française of the Lake Champlain Region hosts a rendez-vous over cocktails. Hilton Garden Inn Burlington Downtown, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, bbrodie@aflcr.org.
lgbtq
RPG NIGHT: Members of the LGBTQ community get together weekly for role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons and Everway. Rainbow Bridge Community Center, Barre, 5:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 622-0692.
ANA GUIGUI: An acclaimed pianist and vocalist entertains listeners with a wide variety of styles and genres. The Brandon Inn, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 747-8300.
BURLINGTON BAROQUE
FESTIVAL SINGERS AND
L’HARMONIE DES SAISONS: Distinguished vocalists and period instrumentalists join forces to perform Johann Sebastian Bach’s magnificent oratorio “St John Passion,” as it was heard in 1725. Holy Angels Church, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. $40-80; free for kids under 18. Info, 524-2585.
DAVID FEURZEIG: In “Play Every Town,” the prolific classical pianist continues a statewide series of shows in protest of high-pollution worldwide concert tours.
Federated Church of Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, playeverytown@ gmail.com.
GAMELAN SULUKALA: A dynamic orchestra featuring instruments ranging from gongs to tiny flutes highlights Javanese works. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 7 p.m. $10-20. Info, info@ pentanglearts.org.
LANE SERIES: CHAMPLAIN TRIO
WITH MILENA PAJARO-VAN DE
STADT: A chamber music threepiece joins forces with the Dover Quartet founder for a high-caliber showcase of little-known works by female composers. The University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-35. Info, 656-4455.
LEE BRICE: A multiplatinum country music powerhouse delivers chart-topping baritone vocals. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $89-159. Info, 775-0903.
SEÁN DAGHER: The streaming sensation and Assassin’s Creed songsmith brings his viral “Shanty of the Week” vibes ashore at a maritime musical journey. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Vermont State University-Lyndon, 7 p.m. $10-25; free for VTSU community, families with children and students. Info, 748-2600.
THALIA TRIO: Evocative pieces resurface from the margins of history in “An Untold Story: Concert of Women’s Music,” showcasing rarely heard works by female composers across centuries. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 829-8168.
TURNMUSIC ENSEMBLE: In “Music of Place and Planet: Reflections on a Swiftly Changing Climate,” new works by Vermont composers raise awareness about local watershed health and other environmental concerns. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 7 p.m. $20-50 sliding scale; free for kids and caregivers. Info, 533-2000.
VERMONT MANDOLIN TRIO:
Local musicians Jamie Masefield, Will Patton and Grammy Awardnominated Matt Flinner play a diverse program of toe-tapping string tunes. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $25-40. Info, 382-9222.
ELECTION INTEGRITY PANEL
DISCUSSION: Radio personality Dan Feliciano moderates a perti nent conversation about voting, featuring local experts with di verse perspectives. Hosted by the Burlington GOP Committee. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, thebtvgop@ gmail.com.
EDUCATION & ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE SPRING LECTURE SERIES: ILYSE MORGENSTEIN
FUERST: A University of Vermont professor who specializes in Islamic studies sheds light on reli gious literacy as a form of social justice. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $8 cash or check; free for mem bers. Info, 395-1818.
theater
‘ANTLIA PNEUMATICA’: See WED.25, 7 p.m.
‘THE ART OF DINING’: See THU.26.
‘BERNHARDT/HAMLET’: See WED.25.
‘THE CHILDREN’: See WED.25.
‘A DOLL’S HOUSE PART 2’: Lucas Hnath’s witty sequel to Henrik Ibsen’s classic 19th-century drama imagines Nora Helmer’s return 15 years after she left her family. Bennington Theater, 7 p.m. $25-30. Info, 500-5500.
‘THE END OF THE WORLD NEVER MINDING SHOW’: See THU.26. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 6:30 p.m. $20 suggested donation.
‘THE HALF-LIFE OF MARIE CURIE’: See THU.26.
HOT PINK COMBUSTIBLE
CABARET: A neon-filled fusion of burlesque and disco channels high-voltage dance party vibes of the ’70s and ’80s. Ages 18 and up. Haybarn Theatre, The Creative Campus @Goddard, Plainfield, 8 p.m. $50. Info, combustiblecabaret@gmail.com.
‘SEMINAR’: See THU.26.
‘TREATY: A PLAY ABOUT HOW TO NOT BLOW UP THE PLANET’: Ground Up Productions presents Chris Thorpe’s compelling work of documentary theater blending storytelling, journalism and live conversation to explore the human side of global nuclear negotiations. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $20-39. Info, 382-9222.
activism
NO KINGS 3 RALLY: A national day of action in response to the Trump administration mobilizes area protesters. Various locations statewide. Free. Info, info@ nokings.org.
POSTER-MAKING PARTY: Activists sharpen their messages with provided art supplies and templates before marching together at the Queen City’s No Kings 3 Rally. Peace & Justice
to build community through journaling, storytelling, gentle music and stargazing. Leddy Park, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, sisterhoodcampfire@gmail.com.
ALL HANDS TOGETHER
COMMUNITY CRAFTING GROUP: Marshfield spinning maven Donna Hisson hosts a casual gathering for fiber fans of all abilities to work on old projects or start something new. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.
dance
‘FOUR FOR NOW’: The school’s dance faculty and alumni step into the spotlight at an eclectic, informal showcase of fresh choreography. University of Vermont, Cohen Hall for the Integrative Creative Arts, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, pbesaw@uvm.edu.
GRAHAM100 DANCE
PERFORMANCE: Curated works performed by students nod to the legacy of modern dancer, teacher and choreographer Martha Graham. Bennington College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 442-5401.
KCP PRESENTS: PARSONS
DANCE: Artistry, energy and athleticism combine in a performance of contemporary American movement. Lyndon Institute, Lyndon Center, 7 p.m. $18-54; free for students. Info, 748-2600.
CHRISTIAN ARTISTS
AFTERNOON: Potters, painters, poets and others share their work and shed light on how faith drives their art-making process. First Baptist Church of St. Albans, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, fbc29congress@ gmail.com.
film
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT’: An irreverent
an unexpected journey after receiving a terminal diagnosis in Tony Benna’s heartwarming 2025 documentary. e Screening Room @ VTIFF, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 3 & 7 p.m. $6-12. Info, 660-2600.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See THU.26.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.26.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: See THU.26.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See THU.26.
food & drink
ADVENTURE DINNER POUTINE
POP-UP PARTY: Indulgence takes flight at a cozy evening complete with crispy fries and craft cocktails featuring Runamok maple syrup. Adventure Dinner Clubhouse, Colchester, 5 p.m. Free; price of food and drink; preregister. Info, sas@adventuredinner.com.
BURLINGTON WINTER FARMERS
MARKET: Dozens of vendors showcase their finest farm-fresh produce, meats, unique crafts and baked goods. Burlington Beer, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 560-5904.
DRIVE-THROUGH LASAGNA
DINNER: Neighbors pick up a delectable homemade spread including salad, bread and dessert to benefit Pathways Vermont. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. $17 suggested donation; preorder. Info, events@faithsbvt.org.
TASTE THE ONE: See WED.25.
games
CHESS CLUB: Proficient players of all ages face off and learn new strategies. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
D&D & TTRPG GROUP: Fans of Dungeons & Dragons and other tabletop role-playing games embark on a new adventure with a rotating cast of game masters. Virtual option available. Waterbury Public Library, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, judi@ waterburypubliclibrary.com.
GENTLE YOGA: Practitioners hit the mat for a slow-paced, all-levels class focusing on breath work, stress reduction and mind-body awareness. BYO mat and props. Waterbury Public Library, 10:3011:45 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. music
ANA GUIGUI: See FRI.27.
BOB DYLAN WANNABE CONTEST: Area musicians grab guitars and harmonicas to channel the iconic folk star. Proceeds benefit the People’s Health & Wellness Clinic. Capital City Grange, Berlin, 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, bronwyn@bronwynfryer.com.
CHAMPLAIN PHILHARMONIC
ORCHESTRA: e renowned community ensemble plays a sprawling spring program, including Vermont composer Erik Nielse’s
“Fanfare” and a symphony inspired by the music of the Grateful Dead. Town Hall eater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 382-9222.
Church St., Burlington, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. etc.
THE GARIFUNA COLLECTIVE: intergenerational Indigenous music ensemble performs hits full of lively beats and call-and-response lyrics. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 7 p.m. $10-40. Info, 728-9878.
GINA COLEMAN & MISTY BLUES: A “Roadhouse Revival Gospel Blues Review” concert celebrates the grand reopening of the Little City’s newly improved performance space. See calendar spotlight. Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $20; cash bar. Info, info@vergennes operahouse.org.
FREE MUSEUM DAY: History lovers explore the exhibits and grounds without paying the usual admission fee. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2117.
MERCEDES ESCOBAR: Guatemalan singer-songwriter unleashes her “Latin Americana” sound in a powerhouse performance of blues-infused originals. Roots & Wings Coffeehouse at UUCUV, Norwich, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 649-8828.
SEÁN DAGHER: See FRI.27. Dibden Center for the Arts, Vermont State University-Johnson. Info, dibdencentertheater@ vermontstate.edu.
THALIA TRIO: See FRI.27. YOUNG TRADITION TOURING GROUP: An auditioned ensemble of teenage musicians and singers performs a diverse program showcasing musical influences from Scandinavia, Québec and New England. Retreat Farm, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. $20 suggested donation. Info, 388-4964.
COMMUNITY BIRD WALKS:
Feathered-friend seekers join expert Lachlan Ziegler for a morning trek to sharpen their identification skills. Rock Point Center, Burlington, 8-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 331-6968.
MARCH BIRD MONITORING WALK: Avian aficionados monitor meadows and forests for the telltale flap of feathers. BYO binoculars. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 8 a.m. $10-15 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 434-2167.
SNAKE MOUNTAIN HIKE: Adventurers join the Green Mountain Club for a moderately paced trek in pursuit of spectacular views of the Champlain Valley. Call for start time. Snake Mountain, Addison. Free; preregister. Info, 310-5926.
BACKPACKING SKILLS
WORKSHOP: Wilderness experts dish on high-calorie fueling, bearproof storage, and the holy grail of trail comfort: the perfect portable sleep system. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 9 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7037.
ANNE LAMOTT & NEAL ALLEN IN CONVERSATION: A husband-andwife public speaking duo converts tough subjects from alcoholism to
Vermont artist and civics educator Eve Jacobs-Carnahan invites neighbors to cast off feelings of hopelessness and pick up their needles for a purpose. At the Norwich Bookstore and Montpelier’s Beth Jacob Synagogue, the Knit Democracy Together project founder guides art- and advocacy-filled events exploring how textile handwork can help repair frayed social fabrics. Jacobs-Carnahan discusses Global Craftivism Since the Pussyhats, a new anthology about the international movement using yarn as a catalyst for democratic change, with a chapter about her use of fiber arts to incentivize and even soften political discourse. Lucky listeners in Norwich stitch together thoughts and ideas at a post-talk crafting session.
ursday, March 26, 7 p.m., at the Norwich Bookstore. Free. Info, 802-649-1114, norwichbookstore.com. Sunday, March 29, 4 p.m., at Beth Jacob Synagogue in Montpelier. Free. Info, 802-222-0867, bethjacobvt.org.
religion into honest conversation punctuated by moments of humor and levity. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $85.25-106.65. Info, 760-4634.
RAD HISTORY: WOMEN’S SUFFRAGE & FEMINISM: All questions and perspectives are welcome at this discussion highlighting the fight for the right to vote. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.
‘ANTLIA PNEUMATICA’: See WED.25.
‘THE ART OF DINING’: See THU.26. ‘BERNHARDT/HAMLET’: See WED.25.
‘THE CHILDREN’: See WED.25, 6:30 p.m.
‘A DOLL’S HOUSE PART 2’: See FRI.27.
‘THE END OF THE WORLD NEVER MINDING SHOW’: See THU.26. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center. Free; preregister.
‘THE HALF-LIFE OF MARIE CURIE’: See THU.26, 2 & 7:30 p.m.
HOT PINK COMBUSTIBLE CABARET: See FRI.27, 3 & 8 p.m.
‘SEMINAR’: See THU.26.
‘TREATY: A PLAY ABOUT HOW TO NOT BLOW UP THE PLANET’: See FRI.27, 2 & 7 p.m.
words
ADDISON COUNTRY TRAVELING BOOK CLUB: Readers convene to swap thoughts on Michiko Aoyama’s 2020 short story collection, What You Are Looking For Is in the Library. Virtual option available. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2117.
MARY WALLING BLACKBURN: An artist and author launches Cream Psychosis, her new book of essays written over the course of a decade, in conversation with editor Kaye Cain-Nielsen. Crumb Factory, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, crumbfactorycollective@ gmail.com.
THE POETRY EXPERIENCE: Local wordsmith Rajnii Eddins hosts a supportive writing and sharing circle for poets of all ages. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
WRITE NOW!: Wordsmiths of all experience levels hone their craft in a supportive and critique-free environment. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
EVE JACOBS-CARNAHAN: In “Craftivism in Action,” the creator of the Knit Democracy Together project discusses artists’ motivations for fostering social change and why handcraft is well suited to this work. See calendar spotlight. Beth Jacob Synagogue, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 222-0867.
OPEN HOUSE: Ready for a hit of spring? Green-thumbed guests tour the plant nursery to take in the early sights and smells of the season. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 482-4060.
TEMPS DES SUCRES WEEKEND: See SAT.28.
bazaars
STRANGE LITTLE MARKET: More than 20 local vendors peddle a variety of vintage clothing and local art. April Cornell, Burlington, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, stuart.sporko@gmail.com.
WEEKEND CLEAN UP CREW: Good Samaritans dispose of needles, trash and other unwanted objects. BYO gloves encouraged. Top of
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS See THU.26.
CENTER ON AGING FILM SCREENING & DISCUSSION: Guests take in two flicks from the Foundation for Art & Healing’s collection, followed by a community conversation about the overarching themes. Snacks provided. Sugar Maple Ballroom, Dudley H. Davis Center, University of Vermont, Burlington, 2-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, aging@ uvm.edu.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.26.
‘GONE GUYS’: e eye-opening documentary spotlighting the struggles of young men draws on Richard V. Reeves’ 2022 nonfiction book, Of Boys and Men. A panel discussion follows. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: See THU.26.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See THU.26.
food & drink
COMMUNITY POTLUCK SUPPER: Neighbors swap stories and signature cultural dishes at a shared meal encouraging new friendships. Ferrisburgh Town Offices & Community Center, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 598-9810.
Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art
Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.
film
See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.
music + nightlife
Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.
Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.
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MAPLE PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Hungry locals pile their plates with a buffet of flapjacks, scrambled eggs, sausage and myriad maple-focused dishes. Georgia Mountain Maples, Milton, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. $7-20; cash bar. Info, 933-8400.
PUPS & PINTS: Brew hounds head to the taproom, fourlegged friends in tow, for beers and hot dogs supporting Green Mountain Pug Rescue. Switchback Beer Garden & Smokehouse, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free; cost of food and drink. Info, 540-6965.
TASTE THE ONE: See WED.25.
games
DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: See THU.26, 1 p.m.
KARUNA COMMUNITY
MEDITATION: A YEAR TO LIVE (FULLY): Participants practice keeping joy, generosity and gratitude at the forefront of their minds. Jenna’s House, Johnson, 10-11:15 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, mollyzapp@live.com.
NEW LEAF SANGHA MINDFULNESS PRACTICE: New and experienced meditators alike sit together in the Plum Village tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Hot Yoga Burlington, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, newleafsangha@gmail.com.
YOGA DAY: First See the Good graduates stretch their teaching wings with hourlong collaborative classes. Patrick Gymnasium, University of Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 488-0124.
BURLINGTON BAROQUE FESTIVAL SINGERS AND L’HARMONIE DES SAISONS: See FRI.27. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. $40-80; free for kids under 18. Info, 864-7704.
CHAMPLAIN PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: See SAT.28. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 4 p.m. $5-15. Info, 775-4301.
EQUINOX WIND QUINTET: A fivepiece shows off its stunning range with “Inspired Styles,” a concert of innovative music by American and German composers from the 18th, 20th and 21st centuries. The University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
OPEN MIC: A performance by Peter Siegel of folk outfit the Gaslight
Tinkers headlines an evening of creativity. Next Stage Arts, Putney, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation; preregister to perform. Info, mmrowicki@gmail.com.
RIBBON SING FOR CONNECTION: This low-stress virtual session connects global voices through a continuous thread of themed songs, offering an experiment in collective harmony. 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, patricia@juneberrymusic. com.
THALIA TRIO: See FRI.27. 5 p.m. TURNMUSIC ENSEMBLE: See FRI.27. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington. Info, 540-3018.
‘THE WAY OF THE CROSS: A MEDITATION IN HYMNS’: Two choirs lift their voices in a soul-stirring liturgical concert of
Peter Berton’s 14-part musical reflection on the devotion of Good Friday. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471.
WILDLIFE TRACKING CLUB: Naturalists teach trackers of all ages how to distinguish the snowy paw prints of Vermont mammals. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 229-6206.
‘YIDLIFE CRISIS: SWEDISHKAYT LIVE!’: Montréal comedy icons Jamie Elman and Eli Batalion helm an exclusive live performance and screening of their inspiring new documentary about Jewish community and joy. Sylvan
Adams Theatre, Segal Centre for Performing Arts, Montréal, 7 p.m. $18-36. Info, 514-739-7944.
MEG MOTT: In “A Dramatic Constitution,” a civics educator invites listeners to consider opposing arguments and develop habits of political engagement through deliberation. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3406.
tech
DROP-IN TECH SUPPORT: Techsavvy library staff provide oneon-one guidance and support in 30-minute sessions. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
IMAGINARY PLAY STORY TIME: Dressup, stories, treats and adventure await the library’s littlest patrons. KelloggHubbard Library, 2nd Floor, Children’s Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
POKÉMON CLUB: I choose you, Pikachu! Elementary and teenage fans of the franchise — and beginners, too — trade cards and play games. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
STORY TIME: Kids and their caregivers meet for stories, songs and bubbles. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, 2nd Floor, Children’s Library, Montpelier, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
stowe/smuggs
WEE ONES PLAY TIME: Caregivers bring kiddos under 4 to a new sensory learning experience each week. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.
mad river valley/ waterbury
BUSY BEES PLAYGROUP: Blocks, toys, books and songs engage little ones 24 months and younger. Waterbury Public Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.
middlebury area
‘ONCE UPON A ONE MORE TIME’: Talented teens shine in this fantasyfilled jukebox musical based on hit songs popularized by Britney Spears. Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 7 p.m. $12-15. Info, 377-3335.
champlain islands/ northwest
DADS’ NIGHT OUT: BOARD GAMES: Rad dads show up ready to play at a spirited evening of friendly competition and fun hosted by Dad Guild. Guardian Cards & Comics, St. Albans, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 318-4231.
northeast kingdom
ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Youngsters 5 and under play, sing, hear stories and color. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 745-1391.
burlington
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
ARTS FEST: A two-day celebration of student artistry showcases original works in visual arts, digital media, creative writing and theater performance. Rock Point School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, mhamilton@rockpoint.org.
DADS & DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: New and experienced dad-venturers try their hand at the riveting tabletop role-playing game. Premade characters and extra dice available. The Guild Hall,
Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 318-4231.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
DROP-IN: An afterschool hangout space invites teens ages 13 to 19 to relax, connect, grab a snack or browse the nonprofit’s clothing closet. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, programs@outrightvt.org.
FRIDAY LEGO BUILDERS: Mini makers explore and create new worlds with stackable blocks. Recommended for ages 6 and up. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
BASEMENT TEEN CENTER: A drop-in hangout session welcomes kids ages 12 to 17 for lively games, arts and crafts, and snacks. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 2-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
LEGO CLUB: Budding builders create geometric structures with snap-together blocks. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Participants ages 5 and under enjoy themed science, art and nature activities. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.
middlebury area
‘ONCE UPON A ONE MORE TIME’: See THU.26.
upper valley
STORY TIME: Preschoolers take part in tales, tunes and playtime. Latham Library, Thetford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.
PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Youngsters and their caregivers delight in beautiful books, silly songs, creative crafts and unplugged play in the library’s cozy children’s room. Craftsbury Public Library, Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 586-9683.
‘CLUE: HIGH SCHOOL EDITION’: Lebanon High School’s Wet Paint Players bring Professor Plum, Colonel Mustard and the rest to life in the board game turned cult-classic flick turned stage play. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, 603-448-0400.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
ARTS FEST: See FRI.27, 6-7:30 p.m.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
FAMILY ART SATURDAY: Families get creative at a drop-in activity inspired by works featured in the center’s spring exhibitions. BCA Center, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.
FAMILY PLAYSHOP: A range of themes and rotating activities promote school readiness and foster creativity. Fletcher
Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
NEXTGENERATOR: VT’S YOUTH MAKER
MARKET: Budding business owners in grades 3 to 12 showcase their ideas, products and services, from technical creations to handcrafted goods. Generator Makerspace, Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0761.
PANCAKE BREAKFAST & SILENT
AUCTION: Stacks of scrummy flapjacks give way to bidding on donated art, gifts and services. Sustainability Academy, Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, 8:30-11:30 a.m. $4-20; free for kids 2 and under. Info, sustainabilitypto@gmail. com.
MEET & BLEAT BABY GOAT PLAYGROUP: Wee ones delight in a heart-melting hour of snuggles, goat yoga and playful antics with a herd of friendly kids. Flower Gap Farm & Creamery, Charlotte, 9:30-10:30 a.m. & 1-2 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, flowergapfarm@gmail.com.
READ & PLAY: Kiddos 5 and under discover the magic of libraries through picture books, singing and creative fun. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
MILAGRO AMAYA TURNER: A local author reads from her new book, Counting Huskies, a celebration of sled dogs, designed to help children their numbers. A meet and greet with a real pup from the story follows. Inklings Children’s Books, Waitsfield, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 496-7280.
middlebury area
‘ONCE UPON A ONE MORE TIME’: See THU.26, 2 & 7 p.m.
LAURIE BERKNER: The reigning queen of children’s music invites families to kick up their heels at an energetic, interactive solo showcase of whimsical kid-pop hits. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 11 a.m. $2040. Info, 775-0903.
EASTER BUNNY BREAKFAST: Families hop to a fun-filled holiday morning complete with a tasty buffet, a scavenger hunt and photo ops with the star of the season. The Depot, St. Albans. $13-18. Info, 528-5945.
northeast kingdom
COMIC BOOK CLUB: Kiddos collaborate to create their very own comic book to print and take home. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-626-2060. outside vermont
‘CLUE: HIGH SCHOOL EDITION’: See FRI.27, 1 & 7 p.m.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
SUNDAY MORNING FAM JAMS: Early childhood educator and musician Alex Baron hosts an instrument-powered playgroup. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.
chittenden county
MEET & BLEAT BABY GOAT PLAYGROUP: See SAT.28.
SOCIAL SUNDAYS: Families participate in fun and educational art activities with diverse mediums and themes. All supplies and instruction provided. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, 12:302:30 p.m. Free. Info, 891-2014.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
STORY ARTISTS: Wee ones ages 2 to 6 and their caregivers read a selection of books by a featured author, then make art inspired by the theme. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
chittenden county
‘PARENT POWER: KEEPING KIDS SAFE FROM ABUSE & BULLYING’: Caregivers practice the art of boundary-setting and emotional safety with a proactive, playbased approach to bring home to their children. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.
GROOVES CONCERT: The Vermont Youth Orchestra’s jazz training ensemble shows off the fruit of their labors. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. MIDDLE GRADE SLIME MAKING: Students in fourth to eighth grade get their hands gooey as they mix up custom batches of the sensory-satisfying slurry.
South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
TODDLER TIME: Little kids ages 5 and under have a blast with songs, stories, rhymes and dancing. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.
STORY TIME WITH BETH: An engaging bookseller and librarian reads picture books on a different theme each week. The Norwich Bookstore, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.
YOUTH EDUCATION SERIES: KAKI KING & GLITCH: A multimedia spectacle blends live guitar riffs, swarms of insect imagery and field recordings from nature. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 10 a.m. $9; preregister. Info, 603-448-0400.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
SING-ALONG WITH LINDA BASSICK: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers sing, dance and wiggle along with the local musician. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
CRAFTYTOWN: Kiddos express their inner artist using mediums such as paint, print, collage and sculpture. Recommended for ages 8 and up, or 6 and up with an adult helper. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
STORY TIME: Youngsters from birth to 5 enjoy a session of reading, rhyming and singing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
BASEMENT TEEN CENTER: See FRI.27, 2-6 p.m.
THE NEST: Good Beginnings of Central Vermont hosts a baby-friendly space where prenatal and postpartum families can connect. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
LAPSIT STORY TIME: Babies 2 and under learn to love reading while singing and playing with their caregivers. Siblings welcome. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 745-1391.
PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: See FRI.27.
CO-PARENTING DADS: Experiencing separation, divorce or long-term co-parenting? Fathers assemble virtually to connect, build community and share experiences in a supportive environment. Hosted by Dad Guild. 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.
‘CHAMP: AMERICA’S LAKE MONSTER’: See WED.25.
DINOSAUR SAFARI EXHIBIT: See WED.25.
MAGNATILE MASTERPIECES: See WED.25.
WHIMSICAL WEDNESDAYS: LAKE CHAMPLAIN BASIN: Future environmentalists ages 6 and up dive into watershed health with a hands-on tabletop model demonstrating how phosphorus and pollutants flow into local waterways. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:304:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
BABY & CAREGIVER MEETUP: See WED.25.
FAMILY CHESS CLUB: See WED.25. mad river valley/ waterbury
TEEN QUEER READS: LGBTQIA+ and allied youths get together each month to read and discuss ideas around gender, sexuality and identity. Waterbury Public Library, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036. K
theater
‘THE ART OF DINING’: See THU.26, 2 p.m.
‘BERNHARDT/HAMLET’: See WED.25, 2 p.m.
‘THE CHILDREN’: See WED.25, 5 p.m.
‘A DOLL’S HOUSE PART 2’: See FRI.27, 2 p.m.
‘THE HALF-LIFE OF MARIE CURIE’: See THU.26, 2 p.m.
‘SEMINAR’: See THU.26, 2:30 p.m.
‘TREATY: A PLAY ABOUT HOW TO NOT BLOW UP THE PLANET’: See FRI.27, 2 p.m.
crafts
FUSE BEADS CLUB: Aspiring artisans bring ideas or borrow patterns to make beaded creations. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
film
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See THU.26.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.26.
MOVIES FOR MAKERS: ‘MAMMA MIA’: Fiber fans bring their works in progress to a lap craft-friendly screening of the 2008 jukebox musical featuring the feel-good songs of ABBA. Partizanfilm, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10.18-12.84. Info, 540-7100.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: See THU.26.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See THU.26.
games
BURLINGTON ELKS BINGO: Players grab their daubers for a competitive night of card stamping for cash prizes. Burlington Elks Lodge, 6 p.m. Various prices. Info, 862-1342.
MAH JONGG MONDAYS: Tile traders gather for friendly bouts of the ancient game of skill, strategy and luck. St. Albans Free Library, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 524-1507.
health
TAIZÉ MEDITATION: All are welcome at this hourlong candlelit service combining song, spoken prayer, meditative readings and silence, allowing space to slow down and reflect. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471.
language
GERMAN LANGUAGE LUNCH: Willkommen! Speakers of all experience levels brush up on conversational skills over bagged lunches. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
music
DIANA KRALL: Fans file in to hear the Grammy-winning jazz singer
with a voice that the New York Times describes as “at once cool and sultry, wielded with a rhythmic sophistication.” Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $80.25-137. Info, 863-5966.
KOREAN DRUMMING: Participants of all abilities tap into the thunderous thrum of traditional samulnori percussion. The Bunker at Middlebury College, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
ONION RIVER CHORUS REHEARSAL: The non-auditioned community ensemble conducted by Richard Riley invites interested vocalists to join in spirited song. Bethany United Church of Christ, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 476-2541.
STUDENT RECITAL: Music undergrads assume the spotlight for solos, duets and group performances, spanning genres from classical to jazz. The University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
talks
LIZ THOMPSON: An ecologist sheds light on the fleeting beauty of spring’s blossoms with an illustrated presentation of woodland wonders, from bloodroot to blue cohosh. Hosted by Vermont Land Trust. 7-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, sam@vlt.org.
TREVOR WARMEDAHL: A cheesemaker and author digs into terroir — the place-based flavors a food or drink develops, depending on the unique regional conditions in which it was grown. Hosted by otherWise. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, hello@ otherwise.one.
‘THE END OF THE WORLD NEVER MINDING SHOW’: See THU.26. Bennington College. $20 suggested donation.
‘ENERGY REGULATIONS, COST SAVINGS, AND SUSTAINABILITY FOR LICENSED FARMS AND BUSINESSES’: Reps from Efficiency Vermont share ways to improve operations through new equipment purchases, rebates, planning and additional support. Hosted by Vermont Growers Association. 4-5 p.m. $10. Info, events@ vermontgrower.org.
community
CURRENT EVENTS DISCUSSION GROUP: Brownell Library holds a virtual roundtable for neighbors to pause and reflect on the news cycle. 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
crafts
ALL HANDS TOGETHER COMMUNITY CRAFTING GROUP: See SAT.28, 4:30-6 p.m.
See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.
‘BACKYARD WILDERNESS 3D’: See THU.26.
‘DINOSAURS OF ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.26.
‘OCEAN PARADISE 3D’: See THU.26.
‘SEA MONSTERS 3D: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See THU.26.
COMMUNITY MEDITATION: All experience levels engage in the ancient Buddhist practice of clearing the mind to achieve a state of calm. First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington, 5:15-6 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 862-5630.
TAI CHI: Practitioners get a feel for the Chinese martial art combining controlled breathing, meditation and slow, gentle movements. Ida Boch Park, Bradford, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 304-0836.
ITALIAN LANGUAGE LUNCH:
Speakers hone their skills in the Romance language over bagged lunches. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH
CONVERSATION: Francophones and French-language learners meet pour parler la belle langue Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 343-5493.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE: The Grammy- and Academy Awardwinning songstress performs raw, heartfelt tunes from her new album, Rise. Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $55.25-86.75. Info, 863-5966.
TURNMUSIC ENSEMBLE: SEE FRI.27. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 229-6206.
VERMONT’S FREEDOM & UNITY
CHORUS: Singers come together for a weekly rehearsal inspiring positive change through the power of music. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, vermontsfreedom andunitychorus@gmail.com.
THE ARTIST’S WAY: A weekly study group invites participants to explore Julia Cameron’s celebrated method for unblocking creativity and achieving transcendence. 3 Squares Café, Vergennes, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, kelseywoodmezzo@gmail.com.
FAMILY-TO-FAMILY CLASS: NAMI Vermont hosts an informative weekly seminar for individuals with a loved one who is struggling with mental health. 6:30-9 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, program@namivt.org.
EZ BREEZY BIKE RIDES: Costumes are encouraged at this monthly
fun-filled, casual group ride around the Queen City. BYO bike. Local Motion, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 861-2700.
OPEN GYM BASKETBALL FOR DADS: Fathers and masc-identifying caregivers team up for a low-key pickup game. Mater Christi School, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.
ICE BREAKER SPEAKER SERIES: TAYLOR RESNICK & ELEANOR “EDDY” DUVA: In “Education and Research on R/V Marcelle Melosira,” the boat’s captain and first mate sail through the captivating story of how the hybrid electric research vessel arrived on Lake Champlain. Virtual option available. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 864-2499.
SPOTLIGHT 802: MAT FRASER & SAMMY MONIZ: The five-time CrossFit Games champion and the Feeding the Frasers creator share inspiring words about purpose, focus, discipline and resilience. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 556-3670.
THE SUTHERLAND LECTURE SERIES: ROBERT L. SANTOS: A former director of the U.S. Census Bureau delivers a timely and inspiring talk with “Telling Our Stories: How Culture and Values Made Me a Better Statistician and a Better Leader.” McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2588.
tech
DROP-IN TECH SUPPORT: Library staff answer questions about devices of all kinds in face-to-face chats. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
words
BURLINGTON LITERATURE
GROUP: Over the course of six weeks, readers analyze the French New Novel movement, including Alain Robbe-Grillet’s The Erasers, Marguerite Duras’ The Ravishing of Lol Stein and Nathalie Sarraute’s Tropisms. 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@nereadersand writers.com.
KEISELIM A. MONTÁS: A New Hampshire author shares his new book, Immigration to Transtierro: A Bilingual, Bicultural and Bifurcated Life blending historical analysis with personal experience. The Norwich Bookstore, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.
MILLENNIALS RUIN BOOK
CLUB: Voracious readers of a certain age hop on a casual Zoom meeting to share thoughts about recent titles they’ve enjoyed with a theme of “Galentines vs. Valentines.” Hosted by South Burlington Public Library. 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.
WRITING CIRCLE: Words pour out when participants explore creative expression in a low-pressure environment. Virtual option available. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.
DISABLED ACCESS & ADVOCACY OF THE RUTLAND AREA MONTHLY ZOOM
MEETING: Community members gather online to advocate for accessibility and other disability-rights measures. 11:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 779-9021.
VERMONT
WOMENPRENEURS BIZ
BUZZ ZOOM: A monthly virtual networking meetup provides a space for female business owners to connect. 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 870-0903.
FIBER ARTS NIGHT: Knitters, crocheters and weavers make progress on projects while soaking up creativity and connection. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:307 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
YARN & YAK: See WED.25.
YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: See WED.25.
WEST AFRICAN DANCE & DRUM
CLASS: Participants learn songs, rhythms and movements to the beat of live music. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Arts Center, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2808.
CHAMP MASTERS
TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Those looking to strengthen their speaking and leadership skills gain new tools. Virtual option available. Dealer.com, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, cdmvt47@ yahoo.com.
COMMUNITY COOKING: See WED.25.
CUPPA ON CAMPUS: See WED.25.
BLOOD DRIVE: Participants part with life-sustaining pints at this American Red Cross donation event. Greater Burlington YMCA, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 862-9622.
CHAIR YOGA: See WED.25. RECOVERY DHARMA: See WED.25.
COMMUNITY PASSOVER SEDER: Neighbors savor a brisket dinner at a joy-filled evening featuring traditional songs, lively discussion and a deep-dive into the timeless Exodus story. Chabad of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $18-36; preregister. Info, 658-5770.
SPANISH CONVERSATION: Fluent and beginner speakers brush up on their vocabulario with a discussion led by a Spanish teacher. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org.
THE ALL INCLUSIVE DYKETACULAR: See WED.25.
music
CHRIS THILE: The Grammywinning mandolinist and Nickel Creek front man weaves a web of sound at a virtuosic solo performance. Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $42.50-69.75. Info, 863-5966.
ST. J BLUEGRASS JAM: Players and fans get together for some old-time picking and fiddling. St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church of St. Johnsbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 748-2600.
FOREST RESET: GUIDED NATURE WALKS: Cultivate tranquility among the trees at this gentle weekly wander designed to help busy brains tap into their inner peace. Journey Together VT, Richmond, 9-10:30 a.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 858-5576.
seminars
AARP TAX HELP: See WED.25. sports
GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE TENNIS CLUB: See WED.25.
talks
SPRING SPEAKER SERIES: BEN DOYLE: The Preservation Trust of Vermont president provides an overview of the nonprofit’s work and highlights key considerations when undertaking historic community projects. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545. tech
WORDPRESS MEET-UP KICKOFF
GATHERING: Fans of the world’s most popular open-source content management system convene for a lightly facilitated discussion about the group’s future. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, julia@wheelhorse-web.com.
theater
‘THE CHILDREN’: See WED.25, 11 a.m. & 7:30 p.m. words
FARMERS NIGHT CONCERT SERIES: ‘THE POETRY OF A PLACE & ITS PEOPLE’: Nadine Budbill, late writer David Budbill’s daughter and literary executor, leads a dramatic reading and discussion of the poetry that became his timeless collection, Judevine. House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228. POETRY AT BENNINGTON: EMERGING POETS FESTIVAL: School alums Kameryn Alexa Carter, Laura Cresté and Matthew Tuckner share their works for verse lovers. Bennington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 440-4376. ➆
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LEARN TO SEW AT STASH: Apr. and May workshops are now available. We have options for all experience levels, including absolute beginners! We keep our classes small for plenty of personal attention. Let’s Make the Cedar Pants, five Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m., starting on Apr. 1; includes a fitting session. Learn Garment Sewing, six Tuesdays, 6-8:30 p.m., starting on Apr. 7. Learn to Sew Knits, three ursdays, 6-8:30 p.m., starting Apr. 9. Learn Sewing for Total Beginners, four Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m., starting May 13. All supplies included in price of course. Location: e Soda Plant, 266 Pine St., Studio 107, Burlington. Info: studio@stashfabricvt.com, stashfabricvt.com.
DAVIS STUDIO ART CLASSES: Discover your happy place in one of our weekly classes. Making art boosts emotional well-being and brings joy to your life, especially when you connect with other art enthusiasts. Select the ongoing program that’s right for you. Now enrolling youths, teens and adults. Join and restore your faith in humanity. Info: 802-4252700, info@davisstudiovt.com, davisstudiovt.com.
personal practice.
• Radical self-care: a unique gift of adventure and growth.
• Professional development: Gain the tools to share yoga with others. Invest in your future. Start your adventure today. Dates: Jun. 6-21. Cost: $2,700; early-bird pricing ends Apr. 1. Location: Brandon, Vt. Info: melanieredelyoga@ gmail.com, melanieredel.com.
APRIL COOKIE-DECORATING CLASS WITH LAURA’S COOKIES: Come learn the art of cookie decorating with Laura’s Cookies! In this class, you’ll learn how to decorate a bee, flower, honey jar and bee hive. Along the way, you’ll learn tips and tricks to make sure you will leave confident, regardless of your skill level. Date: Sun., Apr. 12, 2 p.m. Cost: $65 for 1 baker; $100 for 2. Location: Queen City Brewery, 703 Pine St., Burlington. Info: sevendaystickets.com.
HERBAL ROOTS
APPRENTICESHIP: We meet every Sunday for a full growing season (with a few weeks off). is highly experiential course emphasizes hands-on, embodied learning and is ideal for those who are new to herbs but want to form lasting relationships as they weave plants into their daily lives. Students spend half of most days with their hands in the dirt, learning from master gardener Joann Darling how to grow and harvest common herbs. e remainder of the day
is spent with clinical herbalist Netta Mae Walsh, preparing remedies and learning to use herbs to maintain health, as well as address common complaints safely and effectively. Students leave with an apothecary full of remedies and new relationships with the plants and land. VSAC grants available for income-eligible Vermonters. Dates: Apr. 12-Nov. 15, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $2,730. Location: Plainfield, Vt. Info: vtherbcenter.org/trainingprograms/herbal-rootsapprenticeship.
FAMILY & SYSTEMIC CONSTELLATIONS TRAINING: A unique, experiential training exploring family, relational and intergenerational patterns. Held in Berlin, Vt., beginning in Jun., one weekend/month over 8 months. For therapists, caregivers and those drawn to heal with the deeper systems shaping our lives. Dates: Weekends from Jun. 2026-Jan. 2027. Location: e Hummingbird Center for Common Ground, Berlin, Vt. Info: Mattie Clark, mattie@ thelostwildness.com, mattieclark. com/familyconstellationstraining.
200-HOUR YOGA TEACHER TRAINING: Your journey into the yoga wisdom way begins here. Wisdom Flow Yoga offers a deep dive into self-discovery, healing and empowerment. Join us for a transformative experience designed for those ready to take their practice to a deeper level or teach with clarity, confidence and compassion. e experience:
• Daily asana and satsang: Cleanse and transform your
EARTH CARE HOMESCHOOL FOR MIDDLE & HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENTS: We offer dynamic science education to nurture Earth care understanding, ecological restoration orientation and skill development. Curriculum incorporates nature awareness, Earth science, biology, botany, chemistry, natural history, mycology, art, writing, math and sociology. Each class involves gratitude, nature awareness and student-centered learning. Dates: May 7, 14, 21 & 28, Jun. 4, 11, 18 & 25; 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $680. Minimum of 4 students for program to run. Scholarships avail. if more than 4 register.
Location: Shelters, fields, forests, beaches & gardens in Chittenden County, with potential field trip to Washington County. Info: Jess Rubin, 802-839-8286, yepeth@ gmail.com, mycoevolve.net.
SPRING INTO MOVEMENT! KIDS’ CLASS: Join Megan and D for an afternoon of creative movement, partner yoga poses, physical challenges, Hula-Hoops, handstands and more. Empowering activities support kids to feel and honor their bodies while celebrating the renewing energy of spring! is event is for children ages 6-12. Guardians are welcome to stay in our lounge, walk around Church Street or even join in with your child if they would like the added support. Preregistration is recommended, but walk-ins are always welcome! Date: Sun., Mar. 29, 3-4:30 p.m. Cost: $20/child; $15/additional child in the same household. Location: SoulShine Power Yoga, 100 Church St. 3F, Burlington. Info: 802-540-0192, soulshinepoweryoga@gmail.com, soulshinepoweryoga.com.
SPRING INTO FRENCH CLASSES AT WINGSPAN STUDIO: Sign up for Wingspan’s Spring French Session and begin or continue your French journey! Choose from four levels, plus an immersive full-day voyage to the Eastern Townships of Québec. Small, interactive classes with a supportive (yet serious!) instructor. Whether new, brushing up or diving deeper, Madame Maggie offers a fantastique blend of daily expressions,
grammar, pronunciation and culture. Trained at La Sorbonne/ SciPo, with graduate work in Francophone Africa and a Vermont French teaching license, she uses best practices and somatic language techniques. Private lessons available. Make this the year you expand your French and open doors to new adventures. Allons-y! Dates and times vary. Cost: $180 for 5-week course, 1.5 hours/ week. Location: Wingspan Studio & School, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Info: 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@gmail.com, wingspanstudioeduc.com.
BEGINNERS’ BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU & KIDS’ JIU-JITSU/ KICKBOXING CLASS: Wednesdays at Grind Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu in the Old North End of Burlington, Vt. 5 p.m.: Adult Beginner Brazilian JiuJitsu. No uniform required; shorts & T-shirt welcome. Fundamentals of grappling, self-defense and conditioning. 6:15-7:15 p.m.: Kids & Parents Jiu-Jitsu + Kickboxing. Beginner-friendly. Back-to-back classes designed for those new to training. Dates: Wed., 5 & 6:15 p.m. Location: Grind Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Jason Amerosa, 802-318-8432, grindbjjvt@gmail. com, grindbjjvt.com.
AIKIDO: THE POWER OF HARMONY — TRAIN WITH VERMONT’S ONLY SHIHAN (MASTER-LEVEL) TEACHER Beginners’ classes five days a week. Cultivate core power, aerobic fitness and resiliency. e dynamic, circular movements emphasize throws, joint locks and the development of internal energy. Join our community and find resiliency, power and grace. Inclusive training, gender-neutral dressing room/ bathrooms and a safe space for all. Visitors are always welcome to watch a class! Vermont’s only intensive aikido programs. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington.
Info: bpincus@burlingtonaikido. org, burlingtonaikido.org.
SPELL JAR CASTING NIGHT: In this intimate workshop, you’ll create your own spell jar with intentions for what you want to bring into your life this spring. We’ll begin with a short, guided meditation to help you focus your energy, then dive into hands-on crafting with herbs, oils and other magical tools. Just bring yourself and an open mind. All other materials are provided! However, if you want to include something personally meaningful inside your spell jar, feel free to bring additional items that will fit. Date: Wed., Apr. 15, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $50. Location: e Inkwell Emporium, 236 Main St., Burlington. Info: 802-540-1159, sevendaystickets. com.
TAIKO TUESDAYS, DJEMBE WEDNESDAYS!: Drum with Stuart Paton! New sessions each month. Community Taiko Ensemble Beginner’s Class, Mon., 5:30-7 p.m. Taiko on Tue.: Kids & Parents Taiko, 4-5:30 p.m.; Adult Intro Taiko, 5:30-7 p.m.; Accelerated Intro Taiko, 7-8:30 p.m. Djembe on Wed.: Intermediate Djembe, 5:30-7 p.m.; Beginner Djembe, 7-8:30 p.m. Drums provided. Cost: $92/4 weeks; 90-min. classes; $72 per person for Kids & Parents class. Location: Burlington Taiko, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G. Info: Stuart Paton, 802-448-0150, burlingtontaiko.org.
SMART CYCLING WORKSHOPS: Worried about riding near cars? Unsure how to teach your children safe cycling habits? Newish to biking? Smart Cycling is a workshop series to help you get started. Learn the skills and gain confidence to ride safely on the road and with traffic through hands-on training with our league-certified instructor. Bring your own bike! Dates: Mon., Apr. 13, 20 & 27, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $165 for 3-workshop series. Location: Local Motion Bike Rentals, 1 Steele St., Burlington. Info: sevendaystickets.com.
SPRING TUNE UP SERIES: Do you wish you better understood your bike that’s been gathering cobwebs since the fall? Well, brush off the dust and consider this class! e Spring Tune Up Series will make sure your bike is ready for spring riding while also teaching you some basic maintenance and helping you get to know the different parts of your bike a little better. is class is open to students of all identities. Dates: Wed., Apr. 1, 8 & 15, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $150. Location: Old Spokes Home, 664 Riverside Dr., Burlington. Info: 802-863-4475, sevendaystickets.com.
LOST IN TRANSLATION: THE LANGUAGE OF HUNGER: is workshop will cover the difference between physical hunger and emotional hunger; why midlife makes this distinction even more important; how to identify the triggers that send you straight for the kitchen (and, oh yeah, midlife seems to have more triggers than any other season, doesn’t it?); how to name the emotion underneath the hunger (and if you said, “rage,” it’s OK, really); how to decode what your body is actually asking for; and a four-stage framework you can use again and again, every time emotional eating comes calling. Date: Tue., Apr. 7, noon. Cost: $27. Location: online. Info: sevendaystickets.com.
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AGE/SEX: 2-year-old neutered male
ARRIVAL DATE: February 2, 2026
SUMMARY: Beowulf came to HSCC after being rescued from a hoarding and neglect case. Once this sensitive boy feels safe, you’ll see his happy, fun-loving, playful personality. Beowulf would love to find a structured, patient and committed home ready to continue his journey with positive reinforcement training and thoughtful socialization. With time, stability and dedication, Beowulf will become your steady, loyal and joyful canine companion.
DOGS/CATS/KIDS: Beowulf is social with other dogs. We are happy to arrange a dog introduction at HSCC if you have a resident canine looking for a friend. Beowulf may prefer a home without cats and children.
Visit the Humane Society of Chittenden County at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday-Wednesday 1-5 p.m., ursday-Friday 1-6 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Call 862-0135 or visit hsccvt.org for more info.
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ONLINE WILLISTON ESTATE SALE OF STICKLEY FURNITURE COLLECTION
Selling contents of a Williston, Vt., estate home, incl. a fi ne collection of Stickley furniture & accessories that were purchased by the resident directly from Stickley while living & working in the Capital District in New York. is also incl. several pieces of art, Oriental rugs & political items. View at estatesales. net/vt/williston/05495/ marketplace/77338 or estatesalesof vermont.com.
Selling contents of a Williston, Vt., estate home, incl. a fi ne collection of Stickley furniture & accessories that were purchased by the resident directly from Stickley while living & working in the Capital District in New York. is also incl. several pieces of art, Oriental rugs & political items. View at estatesales.
net/vt/williston/05495/ marketplace/77338 or estatesalesofvermont.
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FIREWOOD FOR SALE
Hardwood incl. maple, ash & cherry cut to +/- 16 inches in length. Located in Georgia, Vt. Can deliver for a small fee. Selling by the cord, measuring 4 by 4 by 8 feet, or 128 cu. ft. $290 per cord. Call 802-238-7658.
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TOWN OF ESSEX
2026 ADA COMPLIANT SIDEWALK RAMPS
e Town of Essex invites you to prepare a Bid for the 2026 ADA Compliant Sidewalk Ramps Project. Work associated with the fi rst portion this Project is to take place between April 15th , 2026 and June 20th, 2026. Work associated with the second portion this Project is to take place between July 1st 2026 and October 16th, 2026. Bid packages are available at the Town Public Works Offi ce, 5 Jericho Road, Essex Center or by e-mail to dgregoire@essex.org. Sealed bids will be hand delivered to the Town of Essex Public Works Offi ce or mailed to the Town of Essex, Department of Public Works, 81 Main Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 until 10:00 AM on Wednesday, April 8th, 2026. Questions can be directed to the Town Public Works Offi ce at (802) 878 – 1344.
e State of Vermont’s Department of Housing and Community Development (DHCD) is seeking input from stakeholders on the Fourth Amendment to the Vermont Recovery Housing Program Action Plan (RHP) that is to be submitted to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) for the Recovery Housing Program’s FY25 allocation of $1,118,666. e State of Vermont has been allocated RHP funds for FY20-FY25 that are intended to be used to address the needs of transitional housing for people recovering from substance use disorder in the State. e RHP Action Plan outlines priorities for the use of approximately $5.5 million in federal funds being provided to the State.
e Fourth Amendment can be found on DHCD’s website at: https://accd.vermont.gov/ community-development/funding-incentives/ vcdp/recovery-housingprogram.
Please send all comments via email to Julia. Connell@vermont.gov or mail to Julia Connell, Community Development Specialist, Vermont Department of Housing and Community Development, 1 National Life Drive, Davis Building, 6th Floor, Montpelier, VT 05620 by 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 15, 2026.
OFFICIAL WARNING
SPECIAL TOWN MEETING
APRIL 16, 2026
RICHMOND, VERMONT
e legal voters of the Town of Richmond, Vermont, are hereby warned and notifi ed to meet at the Richmond Town Center, located at 203 Bridge St., Richmond, VT 05477 on THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026, at 7:00 in the forenoon (AM), at which time the polls will open, until 7:00 in the afternoon (PM) at which time the polls will close, to vote on the following article by Australian ballot.
By Australian Ballot
Article 1. Shall the voters of the Town of Richmond disapprove of the proposed amendments to the Town of Richmond, Vermont Traffi c Ordinance approved on January 5, 2026?
e legal voters of the Town of Richmond are further notifi ed that voter qualifi cation, registration, and absentee voting relative to said Special Town Meeting shall be as provided in Chapters 43, 51 and 55 of Title 17, Vermont Statutes Annotated.
Richmond Select Board
Adam Wood, Chair Bard Hill
Caitlin Filkins, Vice Chair David Sander Greg Rabideau
Received for record this 17th day of March 2026. Susanne Parent, Town Clerk
SPECIAL NOTES
Richmond Select Board: e legal voters of the Town of Richmond are further warned and notifi ed that a public informational meeting will be held at the Richmond Free Library located at 201 Bridge St, Richmond, VT 05477 on TUESDAY, MARCH 31, 2026 at 7 PM, for the purpose of explaining the Australian ballot item.
is meeting may also be attended online or by phone:
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STATE OF VERMONT
SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION
CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 26-PR-00988
In re ESTATE of James Conrad Bremer
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
To the creditors of: James Conrad Bremer, late of South Burlington, Vermont.
I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the fi rst publication of this notice. e claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. e claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.
Dated: 3/17/2026
Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Jennifer L. Armstrong
Executor/Administrator: Jennifer L. Armstrong, Administrator
Stackpole & French Law Offi ce, PO Box 819 Stowe, VT 05672
Phone Number: 802-253-7339
Email: bluciano@stackpolefrench.com
Name of Publication: Seven Days
Publication Date: 03/25/203
Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Probate Unit
Address of Probate Court: 175 Main St., Burlington, VT 05401
NOTICE OF SELF STORAGE LIEN SALE, JERICHO MINI STORAGE 25 NORTH MAIN STREET, JERICHO, VT 05465.
e contents of the following self storage units will be sold at public auction, by sealed bid, on April 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM. Mary Sheridan/Cathy Colt #138 Daniel Larose #39v. Units will be opened for viewing for auction, sale by sealed bid to the highest bidder, cash only. Contents of entire storage unit will be sold as one lot.
ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C0174-7,4C0368-4 10 V.S.A. §§ 6000 - 6111
Application 4C0174-7,4C0368-4 from e Burton Corporation, 180 Queen City Park Road, Burlington, VT 05401, was received on March 5, 2026 and deemed complete on March 18, 2026. e project is generally described as construction of the following improvements: stormwater infrastructure, including 3 new gravel wetlands and an associated collection system; parking lot reconstruction and reconfiguration; a new depressed loading dock at the southwest corner of the 266 building; a new at-grade overhead door on the south elevation of the 266 building; and the replacement of aging utility lines. e project is located at 180 and 266 Queen City Park Road in Burlington, Vermont. e application may be viewed on the Land Use Review Board’s website (https://act250.vermont. gov/) by clicking “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0174-7,4C0368-4.”
No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before April 13, 2026, a party notifi es the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defi ned in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c) (1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or sub-criteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include
a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https://act250.vermont.gov/documents/partystatus-petition-form, and email it to the District 4 Office at: Act250.Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.
For more information contact Aaron Brondyke at the address or telephone number below.
Dated this March 19, 2026.
By: /s/ Aaron J. Brondyke
Aaron J. Brondyke
State Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 595-2735 Aaron.Brondyke@vermont.gov
STATE OF VERMONT
SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION
CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 25-PR-07498
In re ESTATE of BRUCE A. DONALDSON NOTICE TO CREDITORS
To the creditors of: BRUCE A. DONALDSON, late of WESTFORD, VT.
I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.
Dated: 3/19/2026
Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ PAUL R MORWOOD
Executor/Administrator: PAUL R MORWOOD
3 LAKEVIEW LANE, SO. BURLINGTON, VT 05403
Phone Number: 802-862-2135
Email: morwood.paul@gmail.com
Name of Publication: Seven Days Publication Date: 03/25/2026
Name of Probate Court: Chittenden Probate Court
Address of Probate Court: 175 Main Street , Burlington, VT 05401
NOTICE OF SELF STORAGE LIEN SALE, FORT ETHAN ALLEN MINI STORAGE, 120 HEGEMAN AVE, COLCHESTER, VT 05446.
The contents of the following self storage unit will be sold at public auction, by sealed bid, on April 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM. Robert Gauthier, Unit 134. Unit will be opened for viewing for auction, sale by sealed bid to the highest bidder, cash only. Contents of entire storage unit will be sold as one lot.
ACT 250 NOTICE
MINOR APPLICATION
4C0844-6 10 V.S.A. §§ 6000 - 6111
Application 4C0844-6 from Town of Williston 7900 Williston Road, Williston, VT 05495 and Champlain Valley School District/ Williston Central School, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495 was received on March 10, 2026, and deemed complete on March 16, 2026. The project authorizes the repair of the Allen Brook boardwalk to improve flood resilience after damage from flooding events in 2023, 2024, and a beaver dam breach. This project includes rebuilding a portion of the boardwalk using larger helical piles, minimizing the total number of piles needed. To protect the boardwalk, the design includes filling of eroded areas and stabilization of the slopes with a combination of stone fill at the base, dense graded stone acting as a natural geotextile, and extensive plantings. This project was designed to only use natural materials in conjunction with limited stream armoring to create a stabilized area for the boardwalk while maintaining a natural setting. The project is located at 195 Central School DR in Williston, Vermont. The application may be viewed on the Land Use Review Board’s website (https://act250.
vermont.gov/) by clicking “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0844-6.”
No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before April 13, 2026, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https:// act250.vermont.gov/documents/party-statuspetition-form, and email it to the District 4 Office at: Act250.Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.
For more information contact Kaitlin Hayes at the address or telephone number below.
Dated this March 20, 2026.
By: /s/ Kaitlin Hayes Kaitlin Hayes District Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 622-4084 kaitlin.hayes@vermont.gov
STATE OF VERMONT
SUPERIOR COURT ENVIRONMENTAL DIVISION
DOCKET NO. 26-ENV-00030
In re Champlain Oil Company Petroleum Cleanup Fund Request for SMS Site #921298
Notice of Appeal
NOW COMES Appellant Champlain Oil Company, by and through its counsel, MSK Attorneys, and pursuant to 10 V.S.A. Ch. 220, hereby appeals to the Vermont Superior Court, Environmental Division, the Vermont Agency of Natural Resource’s denial of Champlain Oil Company’s request for reimbursement from the Petroleum Clean-up Fund. On August 7, 2025 the Agency issued an initial denial of these funds in a letter. As directed the Appellant appealed to the Director of the Waste Management Division for a final determination as to the eligibility or reimbursement. On February 23, 2026 the Director issued a final determination denying Champlain Oil Company’s request for reimbursement from the Petroleum Cleanup Fund for its costs incurred during the remediation of petroleum contaminated soil at SMS Site #921298, located at the site of the former Kaigles Citgo at 510 Shelbourne Road in South Burlington, Vermont. A copy of the August 7 and February 23 final decisions are attached.
SMS Site #921298 is located on Appellants’ property. As part of the Site’s cleanup, in collaboration with other private entities and the State of Vermont, Appellant engaged in considerable soil excavation and removal. Appellant then sought reimbursement from the Petroleum Cleanup Fund for the costs it incurred excavating the contaminated soil. The Waste Management and Prevention Division, however, denied Appellant’s reimbursement request and the Director of the Division upheld the denial on appeal. Now, as the applicant for reimbursement, Champlain Oil Company, by right, appeals the denial of its Petroleum Cleanup Fund reimbursement request.
DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of March, 2026.
MSK ATTORNEYS
By: /s/ A.J. LaRosa, Esq.
Alexander LaRosa, Esq.
Samuel Doxzon, Esq.
275 College Street, P.O. Box 4485
Burlington, VT 05406-4485
Phone: 802-861-7000
Fax: 802-861-7007
Email: ajlarosa@mskvt.com
Attorneys for Appellant
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STATE OF VERMONT
SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION
CHITTENDEN UNIT DOCKET NO.: 26-PR-01234
In re ESTATE of Joanne M. Lauer
To the creditors of: Joanne M. Lauer, late of Burlington, Vermont
I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.
Dated: 03/20/2026
Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Jennifer Lauer
Executor/Administrator: Jennifer Lauer
c/o Corey F. Wood, Esq. 34 Pearl Street, Essex Jct, VT 05452
Phone number: (802) 879-6304
Email: cwood@bpflegal.com
Name of Publication: Seven Days
Publication Date: 03/25/2026
Name of Probate Court: Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Probate Division
Address of Probate Court: 175 Main Street , Burlington, VT 05401
ACT 250 NOTICE
MINOR APPLICATION 4C0223-3
10 V.S.A. §§ 6000 - 6111
Application 4C0223-3 from Stephen Wheeler 93 Hidden Pines Drive, Richmond, VT was received on February 4, 2026, and deemed complete on March 16, 2026. The project is generally described as the after-the-fact construction of a 1,334 square foot garage with a onebedroom accessory dwelling unit (ADU) upstairs (constructed 2002) and the construction of a replacement septic system (constructed in 2023). The project is located at 93 Hidden Pines Drive in Richmond, Vermont. The application may be viewed on the Land Use Review Board’s website (https://act250.vermont.gov/) by clicking “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0223-3.”
No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before April 14, 2026, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https:// act250.vermont.gov/documents/party-statuspetition-form, and email it to the District 4 Office at: Act250.Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.
For more information contact Quin Mann at the email address or telephone number below.
Dated this March 20, 2026.
By: /s/ Quin Mann Quin
Mann
Coordinator
District
111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 802-661-8041 Quin.Mann@vermont.gov
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PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE
Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance
Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. §4442 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington City Council to hear comments on the following proposed amendment to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance (CDO):
ZA-26-03 TDM Exemptions for Affordable Housing
The public hearing will take place on Monday, April 13, 2026 during the Regular City Council Meeting which begins at 6:00 pm in Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington, VT or you may access the hearing/ meeting as follows:
On-line: https://zoom.us/j/96104794361 By telephone: +1 305 224 1968 US Webinar ID: 961 0479 4361
Pursuant to the requirements of 24 V.S.A. §4444(b):
Statement of purpose
The purpose of the proposed amendment is to clarify the definition of affordable housing projects to include buildings within a Planned Unit Development, and to clarify that Affordable Projects are only required to meet a subset of Transportation Demand Management requirements even in the case of a Waiver of Maximum Parking Limitations applying TDM requirements to a project.
Geographic areas affected
The amendment applies to all areas of the city.
List of section headings affected
The proposed amendment modifies the following sections of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance: Sec. 8.1.9-1, Maximum Off-Street Parking Requirements; and Table 8.1.16-1, Transportation Demand Management Program Required.
The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance is available online at https://www.burlingtonvt.gov/DPI/CDO Upon request, a hard copy of the proposed amendments can be viewed at the Clerk’s Office located on the second floor of City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington, Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or online at https://www.burlingtonvt. gov/DPI/CDO/Amendments
NOTICE OF SELF STORAGE LIEN SALE
Route 7 Climate Storage 189 Northside Dr Shelburne, Vt. 05482
Notice is hereby given that the contents of the storage unit will be sold at auction
Patrick Rogers 5 x 10
Janina McDonald 10 x 5
Donnell Collins 10 x 20
Thomas Crossman 10 x 15
Taylor Crowngshield 5 x 10
Travis Dashnow 5 x 10 climate control
Kerfella Camara 5 x 10
Dillion Smith 5 x 10 climate control
Jason Moye 10 x 15
Annise Wohland 5 x 10 climate control
Annise Wohland 10 x 10
Andrew Cushing 10 x 15
Shareen Thompson 10 x 10
Jacob Blend 10 x 5
Auction will take place: Saturday April 11th 2026, 9:00am at Route 7 Climate Storage
Units will be opened for viewing immediately prior to the auction.
Sale shall be by live auction to the highest bidder. Contents of the entire storage unit will be sold as one lot.
All winning bidders will be required to pay a $50.00 deposit which will be refunded once the unit is empty and broom swept clean.
The winning bid must remove all contents from the facility within 72 hours of bid acceptance at no cost to Route 7 Climate Storage.
Route 7 Climate Storage reserves the right to remove any unit from the auction should the current tenant pay the outstanding balance in full prior to the auction.
RICHMOND DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD
MEETING AGENDA
APRIL 8, 2026, AT 7:00-9:00 PM
THIS IS A HYBRID MEETING WITH ON-SITE & REMOTE ACCOMODATIONS.
PLACE AN AFFORDABLE NOTICE AT: SEVENDAYSVT.COM/LEGAL-NOTICES OR CALL 802-865-1020, EXT. 142.
Pursuant to 1 V.S.A. § 312(a)(2), this meeting will be held in the three following locations: (1) in person; (2) electronically via Zoom; and (3) by phone call. You do not need a computer to attend this meeting. Calls can be placed by using the “Join by Phone Call” number below—this is a toll-free number. Your participation in this hearing process is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal. For more information or accommodations to improve the accessibility of this meeting, please contact Danté DeNault at (802) 556-4959 or ddenault@richmondvt.gov.
Join In Person: 3rd Floor Room A, 203 Bridge Street, Richmond, VT 05477. Join Electronically via Zoom: https://us02web. zoom.us/j/89057870483.
A CIRCLE OF PARENTS SUPPORT GROUPS
Please join our professionally facilitated peer-led support groups designed to share our questions, concerns & struggles, as well as our resources & successes! Contribute to our discussion of the unique but shared experience of parenting. For more info or to register, please contact Heather at hniquette@pcavt.org, 802-498-0607, pcavt.org/ family-support-programs.
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, that’s ours. Call the Vermont statewide anonymous hotline: 802-802-2288. Alcoholics Anonymous holds daily meetings all over Vermont, both in person & online. For meetings & events throughout Vermont, see aavt.org.
ANXIETY RELIEF GROUP
Anxiety Relief Group is a safe setting for relaxing & exploring your feelings w/ others through gentle socialization & self-expression, building up what makes you centered & strong. Wed., 4-5:30 p.m. Both in-person & Zoom options avail. In-person meetings are held at the Fletcher Free Library’s Fletcher Room in Burlington. Email us for the Zoom link & more info: pvcc@pathwaysvermont.org.
BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP
Vermont Center for Independent Living offers virtual monthly meetings, held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury. It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. To join, email Linda Meleady at lindam@vcil.org & ask to be put on the TBI mailing list. Info: 800-639-1522.
BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR DRAGON BOAT TEAM
Looking for a fun way to do something active & health-giving? Want to connect w/ other breast cancer survivors? Come join Dragonheart Vermont. We are a breast cancer survivor & supporter dragon boat team who paddle together in Burlington. Please contact us at info@dragonheartvermont. org for info.
BURLINGTON MEN’S PEER GROUP
Tue. nights, 7-9 p.m., in Burlington. Free of charge, 30 years running. Call Neils, 802-877-3742.
CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SUICIDE
Conversations About Suicide is a judgment-free & open space to talk about personal experiences of suicidal ideation. The group is facilitated by peer support staff w/ lived experience of suicidality. Thu., 4-5 p.m., at Vermont Wellness Collaborative, 125 College St., 3rd Floor, Burlington. Email us for more info: pvcc@pathwaysvermont.org.
DISABILITY SUPPORT GROUP
Our group is a space for mutual support, open to anybody who identifies as disabled,
Join by Phone Call: +1 (305) 224-1968 (US) // Meeting ID: 890 5787 0483.
PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS:
Materials: https://www.richmondvt.gov/calendar/ meeting/development-review-board-4-8-26.
1. CR2026-002 Matthew “Matt” Parisi Parcel ID: EM0112
Continued Hearing. Applicant seeks conditional use approval to modify a building restraint at 112 East Main Street, located in the Village Residential Commercial District.
2. CR2026-003 Jason Harvey Parcel ID: RI0168
Applicant seeks conditional use approval to convert an existing mechanic shop at 168 River Road, located in the Commercial Zoning District, into a commercial multi-use building featuring
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both machinery service and rental of seasonal recreational vehicles.
3. SP2026-002 Robert & Joy Reap Parcel ID: WI0036
Applicant seeks site plan approval to add 13,050 square feet of warehouse use space in the Gateway District. Three warehouse units & associated improvements will be added.
4. AP2026-001 Chelsye & Trevor Brooks Parcel ID: JR1330
Appellants challenge the issuance of zoning permit 2025-75 for violating the Town’s zoning regulations, particularly the High-Density Residential District’s No-Build Zone.
differently abled or having a disability. Whether your disability is visible, invisible, physical or cognitive, this group is for you! The group meets every Mon., 1:15-2:15 p.m., at Fletcher Free Library’s Pickering Room in Burlington & online on Zoom. Email us for the Zoom link & more info: pvcc@pathwaysvermont.org.
FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP
Families Coping With Addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults (18+) struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one. FCA is not 12-step-based but provides a forum for those living the family experience, in which to develop personal coping skills and to draw strength from one another. Our group meets every Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m., live in person in the conference room at the Turning Point Center of Chittenden County (179 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington), and/or via our parallel Zoom session to accommodate those who cannot attend in person. The Zoom link can be found on the Turning Point Center website (turningpointcentervt.org) using the “Family Support” tab (click on “What We Offer”). Any questions, please send by email to tdauben@aol.com.
FOOD ADDICTS IN RECOVERY ANONYMOUS (FA)
Are you having trouble controlling the way you eat? FA is a free 12-step recovery program for anyone suffering from food obsession, overeating, under-eating or bulimia. Local meetings are held on Mon., 4-5:30 p.m., via Zoom. For more info & a list of additional meetings throughout the U.S. & the world, call 603-630-1495 or visit foodaddicts.org.
GRIEVING A LOSS SUPPORT GROUP
A retired psychotherapist & an experienced life coach host a free meeting for those grieving the loss of a loved one. The group meets upstairs at All Souls Interfaith Gathering in Shelburne. There is no fee for attending but donations are gladly accepted. Meetings are held on the 1st & 3rd Sat. of every mo., 10-11:30 a.m. If you are interested in attending, please register at allsoulsinterfaith. org. (More information about the group leader at pamblairbooks.com.)
HEARING VOICES SUPPORT GROUP
This Hearing Voices Group seeks to find understanding of voice-hearing experiences as real lived experiences that may happen to anyone at any time. We choose to share experiences, support & empathy. We validate anyone’s experience & stories about their experience as their own, as being an honest & accurate representation of their experience, & as being acceptable exactly as they are. Tue., 2:30-4 p.m. Vermont Wellness Collaborative, 125 College St., 3rd Floor, Burlington. Email us for more information: pvcc@ pathwaysvermont.org.
CONNECTIONS
The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients, as well as caregivers, are provided w/ a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers. For further info, please contact info@ vcsn.net.
LIVING THROUGH LOSS
The Volunteer Chaplaincy Program of Gifford Medical Center sponsors a weekly meeting of its “Living Through Loss” grief support group. Anyone who has experienced a significant loss over the past year or so is warmly invited to attend the free weekly meetings every Fri., 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. For info, contact the Rev. Tim Eberhardt, Gifford’s spiritual care coordinator, at 802-728-2107.
MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP
Area myeloma survivors, families & caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies & a support network by participating in the group experience w/ people who have been through similar situations. 3rd Tue. of every mo., 5-6 p.m., on Zoom. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@ aol.com.
NARCANON BURLINGTON GROUP
Group meets every Mon. at 7 p.m., at the Turning Point Center, 179 S. Winooski Ave., Suite 301, Burlington. The only requirement for membership is that there be a problem of addiction in a relative or friend. Info: Amanda H., 338-8106.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS
Narcotics Anonymous is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Held in Burlington, St Albans, Morrisville, Barre & Stowe. Info, 833-436-6166 or cvana.org.
NEW (& EXPECTING) MAMAS & PAPAS & EVERY
PRIMARY CAREGIVER TO A BABY
Drop-in play every day: The Children’s Room in Waterbury is open Mon.-Fri. for anyone w/children ages 0-6 to come & play. Check the TCR calendar for hours & school closure days. Caregiver & Baby Circle: Weekly drop-in on Mon., 11 a.m., at the Children’s Room. We are pleased to offer a weekly gathering for babies (0-18 mos.) & their caregivers, sponsored by Good Beginnings & hosted by the Children’s Room. Nature Explorations: Tue., 10-11:30 a.m., at various trailheads in the area. Get outside for some fresh air & fun! Every week
we go to a different trailhead or natural area to explore. Ages 0-6; carriers are helpful for little ones. Email childrensroom@huusd.org to sign up; enrollment is always open. Music & Movement: drop-in, Wed., 10:30-11:30 a.m., at the Children’s Room in Brookside Primary School. We begin by singing songs & moving together & allow time at the end to play w/ instruments, as well as time for adults & kids to socialize. Ages 0-6. Exploration & Art Fridays: drop-in, Fri., anytime from 9 a.m.-noon at the Children’s Room in Brookside Primary School. We’ll be engaging in different hands-on explorations & using various mediums every week — sometimes combined. Come to TCR to explore, play & create! For info, email childrensroom@ huusd.org.
PARKINSON’S MUTUAL AID GROUP
For individuals & caregivers dealing w/ the challenges of Parkinson’s, we meet to share resources & practical ideas for improving quality of life. This in-person group is free & open to the public. Every 2nd Tue. of the mo., 2-3 p.m., at the Old Meeting House, 1620 Center Rd., East Montpelier. Please contact admin@oldmeetinghouse.org or 229-9593.
PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP
The Champlain Valley Prostate Cancer Support Group meets online on the 2nd Tue. of the mo., 6-7:30 p.m., via Zoom. Whether you are newly diagnosed, dealing w/ a reoccurrence or trying to manage the side effects of treatment, you are welcome here! More info: Andy Hatch, group leader, ahatch63@gmail.com.
RECOVERY DHARMA
Recovery Dharma uses Buddhist practices & principles to help people recover from all kinds of addictions & addictive behaviors. This peer-led, nontheistic group offers opportunities to deepen understanding, explore personal inquiry & connect w/ others. We meet every Wed., 6-7 p.m., at the First United Methodist Church in Burlington (the Red Door Church, 21 Buell St.). Enter through the administrative office door (at far left when viewed from Buell St.). We also meet on Thu., 1-2 p.m., at the Turning Point Center, 179 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. No meditation experience required; all are welcome. Email rd.burlington.vt@gmail.com for more info.
SMART RECOVERY
We welcome anyone, including family & friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. SMART Recovery is an abstinenceoriented program based on the science of addiction treatment & recovery. Online: Sun., 5 p.m. Info: meetings.smartrecovery.org/meetings/1868. Face-to-face: Thu., 1:15 p.m., & Fri., 5:30 p.m., at the Turning Point Center of Chittenden County. Family & Friends online, Mon., 7 p.m. Info: meetings. smartrecovery.org/meetings/6337. Volunteer facilitator, Bert: 399-8754. You can learn more at smartrecovery.org.
Seasonal Summer Enrichment Coordinator with DREAM: June 1 - August 17, 2026
Are you looking for a rewarding, creative, youth-centered, team-oriented and FUN summer job? DREAM is hiring for Summer Enrichment Coordinators across Vermont, who will plan and implement eight weeks of memorable summer daytime activities for youth living in low income housing. We are seeking staff who are excited and passionate about youth work, and committed to serving as a mentor for youth. For more information and to apply, visit: dreamprogram.org/careers
We’re looking for someone who is:
• Passionate
• A strong communicator in person, via email and phone
• Loves animals and the people who care for them
Full-time position consisting of four 10 hour shifts per week. Pay range is $20-$25 and includes the following benefits:
• 40 hrs paid personal/sick time per year
• 80 hrs paid vacation time/year
• 52 hrs paid major Holidays/year
• $2,600 contribution towards healthcare premium per year
• Simple IRA with matching up to 3%
• Staff Lunches 2-3 times/week
Serious applicants must submit a cover letter telling us why you’re the right person for us, a resume and 3 references. One reference must be from a direct supervisor. Send a full cover letter with your resume to: therese@Qivet.com
POST YOUR JOBS AT: JOBS.SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POST-A-JOB PRINT DEADLINE: NOON ON MONDAYS (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) FOR RATES & INFO: MICHELLE BROWN, 802-865-1020 X121, MICHELLE@SEVENDAYSVT.COM
Addison Residential is seeking to hire a full-time finisher for our busy paint shop. Finisher will be responsible for spraying a variety of projects - cabinetry, siding, trim, etc. along with using a variety of finish products. The ideal candidate will have previous experience with finishing.
The job requires repetitive motion and ability to lift-up to 65 lbs. The candidate should be able to work independently, as well as be part of a team, and have a keen eye for detail.
Benefits package available. Pay is based on experience/skill level.
NVRH is now accepting applicants for the Summer 2026 New Graduate Nurse Residency Program on our vibrant Med‑Surg Unit. This year‑long transition‑to‑practice experience includes a dedicated 1:1 preceptor, consistent mentorship, structured classroom learning, and hands‑on specialty rotations in areas like ICU, ED, Day Surgery, Infusion, Labor & Delivery, and more.
You’ll build clinical confidence, strengthen critical thinking, and join a supportive team committed to compassionate, community‑focused care. With student loan repayment, tuition reimbursement, flexible scheduling, and a top tier comprehensive benefits package, NVRH is the perfect place to begin your career.
Thrive in your first year. Apply now at NVRH.org/careers 4t-NVRH032526.indd
Flynn & be part of a team striving to make the community better through the arts. All backgrounds encouraged to apply. This is a part-time, flexible, hourly ($17.25) position. Union Contract Applies
The Flynn is looking for Box Office Agents to provide excellent customer service while assisting patrons with ticket purchases, exchanges, will-call distribution, and event information. This role handles ticket sales in person, by phone, and online, processes payments accurately, and helps ensure a smooth and welcoming guest experience. Ideal candidates are friendly, detail-oriented, and comfortable working with the public, including some evenings and weekends.
For complete job description and to apply, please visit: flynnvt.org/About-Us/Employment-and-InternshipOpportunities No phone calls, please. E.O.E.
Swedish Pit The Volvo Specialists
Monday-Friday (no Saturdays)
Pay Range: $25-$50/hour
Call the Shop: 802-863-2646 or email resume: 87scott@gmail.com
Drop-In Center Coordinator
Case Manager/Clinician
Youth Coaches; Drop-In, Shelter & Supported Housing positions
Respite Sta Burlington & St Albans
Join a mission-driven team at Capstone Community Action’s 3E Thermal program, helping improve energy efficiency and building performance in affordable multi-family housing across Vermont.
The Operations Coordinator provides essential day-to-day operational support for the 3E Thermal program based in Duxbury, VT. This role guides new and returning participants through eligibility and intake, ensuring a smooth transition to project management. The Operations Coordinator also strengthens partner and client engagement while delivering comprehensive administrative and office support to the team. Plus, there is opportunity for growth within the program!
The ideal candidate brings experience in program administration, preferably in energy efficiency or weatherization, and demonstrates sensitivity when working with diverse and vulnerable populations. They are proficient in Microsoft Office, especially Excel, and able to learn new systems quickly. Strong communication, organizational, and interpersonal skills are essential, along with a collaborative, adaptable approach and high emotional intelligence. The candidate must be flexible with changing priorities, willing to travel statewide, and possess a valid driver’s license with access to a reliable, insured vehicle.
For more information about this full-time position, including more about qualifications, compensation and benefits, please visit CapstoneVT.org/Careers
Interested applicants should submit a letter of interest and resume to jobs@capstonevt.org
Capstone Community Action is an Equal Opportunity Employer and
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Come do good work with a great team!
Full-time, $27.24 - $35.43/hr + generous benefits (paid leave, retirement plan with match, 100% medical/dental/vision for employee + family).
Location: Berlin, VT
See CVSWMD.org for details.
Pine Forest Children’s Center (PFCC) has provided high-quality, play-based early childhood education in Burlington’s South End since 1988. We are currently hiring for multiple positions, including licensed preschool teachers (full-time or part-time) and early childhood educators to join our infant–preschool teams. At PFCC, we value imagination, curiosity, and integrity, and believe children learn best through emergent, play-based experiences connected to their community and natural world. Our teachers collaborate to design engaging, child-led curriculum, partner closely with families, and receive strong professional development support to grow in the field.
Pay: $20–$26/hour plus a $1,000 sign-on bonus
Benefits include: health savings account, dental, vision & life insurance, retirement plan, paid time off, tuition reimbursement, ongoing training, and more.
To apply, send your resume and cover letter to Julie LaFountaine: julie@thepineforest.org. PFCC is an equal opportunity employer.
Performs skilled, hands-on work maintaining and repairing buildings, infrastructure and equipment across the property. This role focuses on facility maintenance while supporting property operations and seasonal grounds work. This position is well suited for someone who enjoys varied, practical work and solving problems independently. This is a full-time, year-round, 40 hour/week, Mon.-Fri. 7am-3:30pm position with salary range of $28-$32/hour.
Part-time (15-25 hours/week), Seasonal (mid-April to early-October). Pay range:$20-$26/hour. This role focuses on hands-on horticultural maintenance, seasonal planting, and landscape stewardship to ensure all areas - from the front entrance and private home(s) to the office and community event spaces - remain healthy and welcoming throughout the season. This is an ideal opportunity for a motivated gardener who enjoys physical outdoor work, takes pride in detail, and values contributing to a collaborative Farm team.
For more info: bmercure@meachcovefarms.org or 802-985-9218.
Reputable custom kitchen cabinet company seeking full time carpenter to join our team. Experience with basic woodworking skills a must, but will provide additional training for the right candidate. Please email (only) experience and references for more information.
Send application to peter@ pomerantzcabinetry.com.
Seeking an experienced residential designer to join our Design-Build team!
The ideal candidate has 10+ years of residential design experience. As a Designer at Lewis Creek, you will support new construction and remodeling projects through all phases of design. The ideal candidate thrives in a collaborative environment, has strong technical skills, CAD expertise, and a proven history of driving projects forward.
$80,000 to $120,000, plus benefits.
Learn more and apply at lewiscreekbuilders.com/ employment.
Come join our small, friendly, patient-focused practice in Hinesburg. Full time or part time. This is a wonderful opportunity to become a key part of a team dedicated to exceptional patient care in a supportive environment.
Monday through Thursday, 8:00 AM to 4:30 PM
Location: Hinesburg, Vermont
Pay: $50 to $60/hr based on experience
Exceptional Benefits Package including: paid vacation/ holidays, 100% employer paid health insurance , 401k w/ match.
We look forward to hearing from qualified applicants!
Please send resume to: stephensfamilydentistry@ gmail.com
Winooski Housing Authority is seeking a part-time Services and Support at Home (SASH) Coordinator to serve members of our community in need of support to remain in their home. The position focuses on providing support with navigating challenges of daily living regardless of age or disability.
We are looking for a person who can patiently assist clients with accessing supports as well as a talent for organizing events - from informational meetings to safety presentations to luncheons. A large portion of our clientele live in senior housing in Winooski, though others live independently in their home in the City.
This is a twenty hour a week position, offering $23 - $25 per hour commensurate with experience. If you love seniors, enjoy talking about the past, and can navigate the challenges of enrolling people in programs. This will be a rewarding experience. please send a cover letter and resume to Susan Perkins at: sperkins@winooskihousing.org
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Are you a detail-oriented, collaborative professional with a passion for helping nonprofits thrive?
Join our team as Grants Coordinator!
Support competitive grantmaking, assist with grant processing and reporting, and help create a meaningful impact across Vermont communities
Hospiality, the local owners and operators behind Hotel Vermont, is excited to introduce a new hospitality offering to downtown Burlington. Now, we’re building our team of professionals to bring it to life. Visit westporthospitality.com for details and applications.
•Director of Anesthesia ($144-153/hour) •CRNA ($130-135/hour)
•OR Nurse Manager ($89,000- $99,000/year)
•RN ($32.09-54.81/hour)
•Surgical Technologist ($28-33/hour)
•Central Sterile Reprocessing Technician ( $ 18.50-22.5 0 /hour )
•Endoscopy Technician ($18-20.50/hour)
For more information or to apply, visit copleyvt.org/careers or contact Kaitlyn Shannon, Recruiter
Based in our service area of Washington, Orange and Lamoille counties, the Case Manager will work with older persons to remain in their homes through creative connections with state and community resources.
We are looking for new team members who work well with others and can empathize with their needs, are comfortable with computers, are strong communicators and are enthusiastic to learn and grow as professionals.
Pay Range: $24-$26 per hour. Generous benefits including retirement, health insurance, and paid time off.
For the full job description and to apply, please visit: cvcoa.org/employment
Are you interested in a job that helps your community and makes a difference in people’s lives every day? Consider joining Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT to continue BHA’s success in promoting innovative solutions that address housing instability challenges facing our diverse population of low-income families and individuals.
We are currently hiring for the following positions:
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Assistant Property Manager: Assists with leasing apartments, move in and move outs, maintaining accurate tenant files and assist with tenant complaints, collection of rents, lease violations, property inspections, vacant unit checks, delivery of resident notices and certifications, and other duties related to property management. Pay $22.00 to $24.00 per hour.
Maintenance Technician: Performs general maintenance work in BHA owned and managed properties. This includes building exteriors, common areas, apartments, building systems, fixtures, and grounds. Our Building Operations Techs are required to participate in the on-call rotation, which covers night and weekend emergencies. Current rotation is once every 6-7 weeks. Pay $24.00 to $26.00 per hour.
Property Manager: Serves as a critical member of our property management team. This position provides oversight of day-to-day operations to ensure long-term viability of the properties assigned within BHA’s property portfolio. This position requires independent judgment, timely management of deadlines as well as discretion in carrying out responsibilities. Pay $25.00 to $27.00 per hour.
Our robust benefit package includes premium medical insurance with a health reimbursement account, dental, vision, short and long term disability, 10% employer funded retirement plan, 457 retirement plan, accident insurance, life insurance, cancer and critical illness insurance. We provide a generous time off policy including 12 days of paid time off and 12 days of sick time in the first year. In addition to the paid time off, BHA recognizes 13 (paid) holidays and 2 (paid) floating cultural holidays.
For more information about these job opportunities please visit: burlingtonhousing.org
Interested in our career opportunities? Send a cover letter & resume to: humanresources@ burlingtonhousing.org
Human Resources
Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street, Suite 101 Burlington, VT 05401
BHA is an E.O.E.
The Head Nurse is an employee of the Aloha Foundation, assigned to work primarily at one of our three overnight summer camps (Aloha, Hive or Lanakila) and is responsible for the safe and healthy operation of their respective health house, the supervision and management of health house staff, the ongoing relationship with our covering pediatricians and other providers, and the overall health of the summer camp community.
Compensation: $13,000 for 9 weeks minimum for this position.This is a seasonal contract.
Salary: competitive, based on experience. Room & board included. Head Nurses able to commit to full employment are eligible for tuition benefits for up to two children.
Apply: alohafoundation.org/ employment
We are looking for experienced carpenters with knowledge of old and new construction to join the Lewis Creek Builders, DesignBuild team! We are a passionate group of carpenters, designers, and construction management professionals working in a supportive, collaborative environment to manage every aspect of residential building and remodeling projects.
Flexible start date! Great benefits package!
Loving Home Care LLC seeks a Home Health Aide (Caregiver) to provide non-medical, in-home personal care services to elderly and disabled clients.
Duties: Assist with activities of daily living, including bathing, grooming, dressing, toileting, mobility, and transfers; provide companionship; prepare meals; perform light housekeeping related to client care; provide medication reminders (non-medical); observe and report changes in client condition; maintain service documentation; comply with HIPAA, Vermont regulations, and company policies.
Requirements: High school diploma or equivalent; completion of required Vermont caregiver or Home Health Aide training, as applicable; ability to read, write, and communicate in English; valid driver’s license and reliable transportation; ability to pass background checks; authorization to work in the U.S.
Location: 22 Bissette Drive, Colchester, VT 05446. Services are provided at client residences throughout Vermont.
Full-Time.
Send resume to: amanga@lovinghomecare.net
Visit us at www.lovinghomecare.net
Noyes House Museum/ Morristown Historical Society seeks Executive Director to manage a small, seasonal museum in Morrisville, VT.
Duties to include: opening and maintaining the museum for the public, facilitating programs and exhibits, supervising volunteers and part-time, seasonal staff, and regular financial management. Part-time, approximately 20-25 hrs. per week, late May to October (with potential for holiday hours in early December). Saturday hours required.
Send letter and resume with names of 3 references to MHS Board of Trustees at noyeshousemuseum@ gmail.com by April 15.
You’re detail-oriented with a passion for sustainability practices and process improvement! You effectively work with cross-functional groups and maintain strong working relationships, both with internal teams and external suppliers. If this sounds like you, we invite you to apply for our BuyerSustainable Sourcing position! You'll be responsible for procuring and sourcing materials while managing vendor relationships and coordinating freight logistics.
This position is based in our offices at 290 Boyer Cir, Williston with the option for some remote work.
$70,000-$80,000 annually (commensurate with experience), 7 paid holidays, generous CTO and benefits package, and sweet chocolate perks!
Apply now: 7dvt.pub/LCCbuyer
For experienced Phlebotomists, we are offering Sign-on/Retention Bonuses and shift differential rate increases. As the largest private employer in the state of New Hampshire, we provide our employees with an impressive array of
Lead clinical teams. Strengthen patient-centered care. Help shape the future of rural healthcare.
Mountain Community Health (MCH) is seeking a Nurse Manager to provide clinical leadership and professional oversight for nursing and medical assistant teams within our Patient-Centered Medical Home (PCMH). This role offers the opportunity to guide team-based care, support integrated primary care delivery, and ensure safe, high-quality clinical practice in a mission-driven community health center. Unlike hospital-based roles, this position focuses on outpatient care, prevention, and long-term patient relationships within a stable team environment, as well as a work life balance: no evenings/weekends or holidays. We’re located in Bristol – an easy commuting distance from the Burlington area.
Requirements:
• Current Registered Nurse (RN) license in the State of Vermont (or eligibility for licensure).
• Minimum 5 years of clinical nursing experience, preferably in primary care, community health, or an FQHC setting.
• Minimum 3 years of supervisory or lead experience
• Knowledge of clinical operations, patient flow, infection control, and regulatory compliance.
• Strong communication, organizational, and problem-solving skills.
• Ability to work collaboratively in a multidisciplinary care setting.
• Commitment to serving diverse populations with compassion, cultural humility, and respect.
Full details and to apply go to: mchvt.org/join-our-team
Join our small team of experienced horticulturists and devoted plant lovers. Installations and seasonal care of gardens in Addison County. Basic knowledge of trees, shrubs and perennials is preferred. Some experience with equipment is helpful but not required. Able to work independently and as a team member. Must have valid driver’s license. Competitive salary commensurate with experience. 3 Paid holidays 1st season, paid vacation and company matching Simple IRA in 2nd season.
Please email experience and references – or for a complete position description: Joan@theinnergarden.com
The Community Sailing Center is currently seeking an Office Manager to sustain and improve administration of CSC’s programs, event rentals, and front office. This position is a key member of the Operations Team and reports to the Operations Director. The Office Manager is responsible for coordination of customer service staff, the overall functionality of the front desk, administrative offices, and transactional functions. This position oversees forward facing staff who interact with CSC participants, and therefore must be friendly, courteous, and knowledgeable of the rules, regulations, and operations of the the Center. The ideal candidate possesses good organizational skills, is detail oriented, exceptional dedication to customer service, and the ability to multitask and work in a fun, fast-paced environment.
The Community Sailing Center is seeking a detail-oriented and energetic Events Coordinator to run our venue rentals this upcoming season. This position plays an important role in supporting community events hosted at the Sailing Center. Typical responsibilities include responding to emails and phone inquiries, coordinating schedules, setting up and breaking down spaces, and assisting with the execution the day-of events.
The ideal candidate is organized, personable, and comfortable working in a fast-paced environment. No event experience required. Ability to train the right candidate. Part-time position with opportunities for fulltime work.
Apply by sending your resumé and completed application, with job title in the subject to Colin Davis at colin@communitysailingcenter.org More job opportunities available at communitysailingcenter.org/ job-opportunities
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Licensure/Certifications: DH benefits start the first day of employment. Full-time and part-time positions
• Valid driver’s license with a clean driving record required in accordance with D-H’s Driver Disqualifications Guidelines.
• driving required accordance D-H’s Driver Disqualifications
• Must maintain Taser, Handcuff, and Pepper Gel certification.
• Taser, and Gel
• Must complete all required training and pass minimal physical requirements within 90 days from date of hire and as required thereafter.
• complete required training pass minimal physical within days from hire and thereafter.
• IAHSS Basic months of Qualifications:
• Must obtain IAHSS Basic Security Officer Certification within 6 months of hire.
Qualifications:
• High school graduate required.
• High required.
• Two years of related experience preferred.
• years of experience preferred.
• Direct security experience highly preferred.
• Direct security highly preferred.
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We create custom solar designs tailored to individual needs. We also provide a range of residential and commercial electrical wiring services, including EV chargers, standby generators, electrical upgrades, lighting, new construction, and renovations.
Qualifications:
• Ability to use fall protection and work on flat and pitched roofs
• Experience with power tools and hand tools
• Ability to work e ectively in a team environment; ability to lift 60+ lbs
• Strong problem-solving skills; electrical apprentice experience is a plus
Send resumes to: jacob@hellbrook.io
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Join our dedicated team of instructors! Open positions for the 2026/2027 School year
The Stern Center for Language and Learning is an educationfocused nonprofit organization dedicated to expanding the power of learning. If you’re an educator who wants to explore new ways to make a difference in the lives of individual students each day, these rewarding positions may be your next step.
This role focuses on delivering individualized instruction in reading, writing, and/or math using a multisensory approach. Candidates must hold a valid Vermont Special Educator license and have at least two years of experience in Special Education. The position requires strong collaboration and communication skills, enthusiasm for one-to-one instruction, and knowledge of assessment and interpretation.
This position involves providing structured literacy instruction using Orton-Gillingham and/or Wilson approaches, as well as developing individualized learning plans. Candidates should be certified in Orton-Gillingham or have relevant training, along with strong organizational and communication skills and experience with research-based interventions.
* Chittenden County, VT | Flexible part-time or full-time schedules available. Salary range: $54,000–$57,000 annually. Training in Orton-Gillingham and/or Wilson, and/or Special Education certification strongly preferred.
Apply today by sending a cover letter and resume to hcastillo@sterncenter.org
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Home Health Aide working with 39 year old male with a traumatic brain injury. Helping with daily life skills, companionship, recreational activities, and strengthening his skills and talents. Mon-Fri, total of 27 hours. $25/hour, updated Covid & Flu vaccine. Email: wigetsch@yahoo.com to apply
The Milton Town School District is seeking an experienced and knowledgeable Human Resources Director to lead and conduct oversight for the District’s labor relations, talent acquisition, legal compliance, and professional climate, while overseeing the efficient integration of HR data systems managed by the broader business and data teams.
The ideal candidate will be a collaborative leader with strong knowledge in all aspects of Human Resources and who is committed to the organizational and educational values of scholarship, innovation, inclusivity, and care.
Primary Responsibilities:
• Oversee all HR functions, including recruitment, hiring, onboarding, and employee relations
• Ensure compliance with federal and state employment laws, including FMLA, ADA, and other applicable regulations
• Ensure compliance with district policies and procedures
• Serve as a key member of the Board’s negotiation team for collective bargaining agreements; conduct research and prepare fiscal and impact analyses for various proposals.
• Administer and interpret collective bargaining agreements
•Oversee contract development, renewals, and employment documentation
• Manage formal grievance procedures and lead internal investigations into personnel issues or misconduct, ensuring due process and legal compliance.
• Serve as the primary point of contact for school legal counsel regarding personnel matters, EEOC complaints, or employment litigation.
• Provide guidance and support to administrators and staff on HR-related matters
• Maintain and oversee confidential personnel files and employee records
Qualifications:
• Master’s degree in Human Resources Education Administration, or related field preferred
• Demonstrated knowledge of FMLA, ADA compliance, and employment law
• Experience working in a union environment and interpreting collective bargaining agreements
• Experience in the public sector or school district HR preferred
• Strong organizational, communication, and leadership skills
• Ability to handle confidential matters with professionalism and discretion
• Knowledge of and experience with an array of data bases, Google Suite, Microsoft
Compensation: $70,000-$90,000 with full benefits. Salary based on degrees & experience. Electronic applications, including a cover letter, resume, transcripts, three letters of recommendation, and licensure, are required. Requests for the full job description can be made to the Director of Human Resources.
Milton Town School District: 12 Bradley St., Milton, VT 05468 Attn: Amy Rex 802-893-5304 FAX: 802-893-3020
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in management, communications, event planning, marketing, accounting, and technology, along with an enthusiasm for collaboration and community building. If you enjoy wearing many hats and helping a mission-driven organization thrive, we’d love to hear from you. View the full job posting at www.vnlavt.org/newsevents/job-postings/. To apply, please send a cover letter and resume to hello@vnlavt.org
Join EarthWalk to work with kids in the forest this summer in Danville VT! We are currently hiring a Camp Forest Mentor for 6 weeks of summer.
See the full job description at: EarthWalkTogetherVT.org/ JobOpenings. Interested candidates should email letter of interest, resume, and three references to admin@ earthwalktogethervt.org
Little River Community School is hiring for these positions.
Please visit littleriverschool.org for info and to apply.
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The Produce & Meat Buyer is responsible for sourcing, purchasing, forecasting, pricing, and merchandising all produce in the store, while also coordinating ordering and inventory maintenance for the store’s local meat selection.
Compensation
• $21-22/hour based on experience
• Accrual based PTO
• 15% Store Discount
For full description and to apply: therootsfarmmarket.com/ job-openings
Part-time, in-person role based in Hardwick, with experience with Quickbooks, AP/AR and Excel. Interested, we want to hear from you.
General labor and light assembly work in a fast-paced production environment. What You’ll Do:
• Assemble/package products
• Perform basic warehouse and production tasks
• Maintain a clean and organized workspace
• Assist with loading/ unloading materials
• Follow instructions & meet daily production goals
Send resumes to: Info@howardprintinginc.com
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at Laraway Youth and Family Services
With client waiting lists for all of our programs, we're adding dedicated team members to expand our work.
SHINES Program - specialized work supporting students with ASD and/or other complex needs - Johnson
• Elementary School Teacher - teaching license preferred but appropriate course work and experience may qualify!
• Case Manager
• Intensive Needs Behavior Interventionists
BACKPACK PROGRAM - supporting students in their public school setting - Morrisville
• Behavior Consultant
• Behavior Interventionists
LARAWAY SCHOOL - MIDDLE/HIGH SCHOOL - JOHNSON
• Math Teacher - teaching license preferred but appropriate course work and experience may qualify!
• Behavior Specialist - supporting small groups
• Behavior Interventionists
SUBSTITUTE CARE - supporting clients in residential/foster homes
• Residential Support Staff - Montpelier
• Residential Support Staff - Johnson
Why Laraway? Our annual team survey has told us consistently over the years that our benefits are very generous, our teams are collaborative, team members feel supported and appreciated, and that the work we do is fulfilling and rewarding. Check us out at Laraway.org ; click on the "Careers" tab to apply! Our kiddos need you and we want you to join the team.
The Vermont Nursery & Landscape Association (VNLA) is seeking an Executive Director to help lead and support VT’s vibrant green industry. This part-time, flexible, work from home position works closely with the VNLA Board of Directors to manage programs, support members, and help grow a dynamic nonprofit organization serving VT’s nursery, greenhouse, and landscape professionals. The ideal candidate brings strengths in management, communications, event planning, marketing, accounting, and technology, along with an enthusiasm for collaboration and community building.
If you enjoy wearing many hats and helping a mission-driven organization thrive, we’d love to hear from you. View the full job posting at vnlavt.org/newsevents/job-postings. To apply, please send a cover letter and resume to hello@vnlavt.org
Buildings and Grounds Technician
Town of Royalton
Salary $22 to $28 per hour
Part-Time
Position Summary
• The Senior Director of Healthcare Data Analytics serves as the organization’s senior leader overseeing data strategy, analytics, reporting, and insight generation for the Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems – Network Services Organization (VAHHS-NSO). This role is responsible for transforming complex healthcare data into actionable intelligence that supports policy development, quality improvement, financial sustainability, and member decision-making.
• The Senior Director works closely with organizational leadership, hospital data leaders, and state agencies to ensure accurate, timely, and trusted analytics that reflect the realities of Vermont’s rural healthcare landscape.
Key Responsibilities:
• Data Strategy & Leadership
• Develop and oversee a comprehensive data and analytics strategy aligned with organizational goals and member priorities.
• Lead the design, implementation, and governance of statewide hospital data initiatives, dashboards, and reporting tools.
• Ensure data accuracy, standardization, and high- quality analytic methodologies across all work products.
• Healthcare Analytics & Reporting
• Direct analysis of hospital claims data, financial performance, utilization trends, workforce metrics, access to care, community needs, and quality/ outcomes data.
• Produce analytic reports to support efforts on hospital sustainability, reimbursement policy, rate review, Medicaid programs, and workforce challenges.
• Lead development of data visualizations, presentations, and publications that clearly communicate complex information to multiple audiences.
• Regulatory & Policy Support
• Support the organization’s government relations, policy, and finance teams with data needed for legislative testimony, regulatory filings, and issue briefs.
Prepare analytics for engagements with Vermont agencies including:
• Green Mountain Care Board (rate review, budget analysis, CON, payment reform)
• Department of Vermont Health Access (Medicaid analytics, waiver programs, reimbursement methodologies)
• Department of Health (public health and surveillance data)
• Agency of Human Services (healthcare transformation)
• Ensure that hospital data is accurately represented and contextualized in statewide reporting and analytic efforts.
• Member Engagement & Technical Support
• Serve as a trusted advisor to hospital CFOs, data leaders, analysts, and quality teams.
• Coordinate data workgroups, analytic task forces, and information-sharing initiatives among member hospitals.
• Provide education, training, and support to members on data standards, reporting requirements, and analytic tools.
• Data Infrastructure & Governance
• Oversee data systems, databases, and reporting tools used by the organization.
• Ensure compliance with privacy, security, and state/federal regulatory requirements (HIPAA, data-sharing agreements, etc.).
• Partner with IT and vendors on system enhancements, data integration, and interoperability needs.
• Cross-Functional Collaboration
• Work collaboratively with government relations, policy, finance, quality, and communications teams to ensure analytics align with strategic priorities.
• Support statewide hospital initiatives such as value -based payment, health reform evaluation, Reference-Based Pricing, workforce planning, and population health strategy.
• Bachelor’s degree required; advanced degree in health informatics, biostatistics, public health, data science, health administration, or related field strongly preferred.
• 7–10+ years of experience in healthcare analytics, hospital data management, population health analytics, or health policy research.
• Deep knowledge of hospital operations, cost structures, reimbursement methods, clinical quality metrics, and healthcare data sources.
• Experience working with state -level regulatory or policy environments (GMCB, Medicaid, public health, or similar).
• Advanced proficiency with statistical analysis tools (e.g., SQL, Python/R, Power BI/Tableau, Excel).
• Strong ability to communicate complex analytic findings to non-technical audiences.
• Experience building and leading analytic teams or data- driven projects.
• Leadership Competencies
• Strategic thinking and ability to set a statewide data vision
• High attention to analytical accuracy and rigor
• Strong communication and presentation skills
• Ability to build consensus among diverse stakeholders
• Commitment to transparency, data integrity, and ethical use of information
• Ability to work in a fast-moving policy and regulatory environment
Competitive salary and benefits package. Please submit resume and cover letter to jocelyn@vahhs.org.
(MAR. 21-APR. 19)
Aries poet Maya Angelou proclaimed, “There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” In that spirit, Aries, I urge you to tell everyone everything — all your secret thoughts, hidden feelings and private opinions. Post your diary online! Confess your fantasies to strangers! Share your unfiltered inner monologue with authority figures! APRIL FOOL! I lied. Angelou urged us to bravely communicate our authentic truths but not to overshare or be careless about observing good boundaries. Here’s the deep wisdom: Express thoughts and feelings that make you feel real and whole, but be discerning about when, where and to whom.
TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Taurus writer Charlotte Brontë said, “I would always rather be happy than dignified.” Given your current astrological potentials, I think you should tattoo her motto across your forehead so everyone knows you’re committed to pleasure over propriety. Burn your dressy clothes! Quit doing boring duties! Dance naked in the woods! APRIL FOOL! I don’t really think you should tattoo your forehead or dance naked in public. But Brontë’s sentiment is sound: In the coming weeks, if forced to choose between joy and respectability, pick joy every time. Just do it with a modicum of common sense.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20): Gemini actress Marilyn Monroe said, “A wise girl knows her limits. A smart girl knows that she has none.” I propose we expand that counsel to include all genders. And I especially recommend this approach to you right now. It’s time to shed, ignore and surpass ALL your so-called limits. Be as wild and free and uninhibited as you dare. APRIL FOOL! I worry that it’s irresponsible to give you such utter carte blanche. Would you consider honoring one or two limits that prevent you from indulging in crazy and extreme behavior? Otherwise, be wild and free and uninhibited!
CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22): Psychologist Carl Jung wrote extensively about the importance of embracing our shadows: the dark, problematic aspects of ourselves we would rather not acknowledge. In the coming weeks, I recommend that you stop hiding that weird stuff! Throw a coming-out-of-the-closet party for all the questionable parts of you. Let your inner monsters run wild! APRIL FOOL! Please don’t do that. What Jung actually advocated was recognizing and integrating your shadow, not being ruled by it. So yes, explore your moody, unruly impulses but with consciousness, kindness and containment, not reckless expression.
LEO (Jul. 23-Aug. 22): Leo author James Baldwin observed, “Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” With that in mind, I advise you to spend the next two weeks obsessively staring at every dilemma in your life. Don’t look away! Don’t take breaks! Just face every dilemma constantly until you’re overwhelmed! APRIL FOOL! Baldwin’s insight is brilliant, but it doesn’t require masochistic endurance. Here’s the truth: Yes, you should courageously acknowledge what needs attention but do so with care and discernment. And then actually work on changing it! Awareness is the beginning, not the entire process.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): Virgo author Agatha Christie wrote 66 detective novels in which she meticulously planned every plot twist. I think you should apply her approach to your daily life: Script every conversation! Anticipate every contingency! Control every
variable! Leave nothing to chance! APRIL FOOL! Christie’s obsessive planning worked for fiction, but life requires improvisation. For you, the coming weeks favor spontaneity and flexibility. So make rough plans, sure, but stay loose enough to experiment with whatever emerges. Over-control would diminish the magic.
LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): My favorite Libran writer didn’t capitalize her name: bell hooks. I recommend you stage a similar rebellion against all rules and structures. Ignore social conventions! Flout traffic laws! Pay your taxes with paintings and poems you’ve created! APRIL FOOL! I was exaggerating. I do love hooks’ charming revolt, but it would be counterproductive for you to randomly break all the rules of daily life. Instead, be judicious and selective as you question conventions thoughtfully and only violate those that genuinely deserve to be spurned. Be a strategic rebel, not a chaotic one.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio poet Sylvia Plath wrote this passage in her journal: “I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.” I think you should consider embracing her approach — for the sheer, exotic thrill of it! Pursue interesting chaos! If it might unravel you, welcome it passionately! The more unruly, the better! APRIL FOOL! I lied. Plath was describing her struggle with depression, not offering us advice. Here’s what I think you should actually do: Examine which of your yearnings serve your evolution and which ones undermine it. Fully embrace the fact that intensity is one of your greatest gifts, but channel that intensity into experiences that build you up, not tear you down. Choose ardent aliveness over fervent destruction.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian philosopher Baruch Spinoza spent years alone in his room developing his radical ideas about God and nature. I recommend total isolation for you, too. In accordance with astrological omens, avoid human contact! Put your relationships on hold while you contemplate the infinite! APRIL FOOL! I totally lied. Spinoza’s solitude served his unique genius, but a similar approach won’t work for you — especially now. Here’s what I really think you require in the coming weeks: periods of meditative alone
time balanced by intervals of rich connection with interesting humans. You need to commune with both your deep inner sources and nurturing alliances.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn astrologer Linda Goodman wrote that your sign’s “ambition is boundless” and that most Capricorns dream of ruling the world. In accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to indulge this attribute. Launch a campaign for global domination! Start with your neighborhood and work your way up to more and more conquests! APRIL FOOL! The truth is, world domination is exhausting and impractical. What Goodman was referring to is your gift for structure and leadership. Use your organizational genius to improve your corner of the world, not tyrannize it. Think stewardship, not empire.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian inventor Thomas Edison said, “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” In the spirit, I recommend that you falter spectacularly in the coming weeks. The more blunders and bungles, the better! Engage in a holy quest to seek as many fizzles and misfires as possible! Make Edison look like an amateur! APRIL FOOL! I lied. Edison wasn’t deliberately courting snafus, of course. His approach was similar to that of many creative artists: driven by exploratory persistence that capitalizes on mistakes and hassles. Here’s your real guidance, Aquarius: Experiment boldly, yes, and don’t fear stumbles and bumbles. But learn from each one and adjust your approach. The goal is eventual success that’s informed by humility and resiliency.
PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Piscean physicist Albert Einstein said, “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” In the spirit of his genius, I recommend that you abandon logic completely! Never think rationally again! Make all decisions based on fantasy and feelings! APRIL FOOL! Einstein was advocating for the creative power of imagination, not the abandonment of reason. What you truly need is a marriage of visionary thinking and practical logic. Ask your imagination to show you possibilities, then call on lucid logic to help you manifest them.
FUN, FIT, FRIENDLY
I am a former flower child who likes music, dancing, laughing; and, when I’m not: reading, walking in nature and creating. Looking for someone in the Burlington area with similar interests who could be a friend, traveling companion (been to Ireland and Japan), dinner and movie date, and possibly more. Finding a group of like-minded friends is my heart’s desire. wythu 74 seeking: M, l
OUTDOORSY, ATHLETIC, INTRIGUING, OUTGOING, DEEP
Classy lady seeks gentleman for companionship and outdoor adventures. Building in Waitsfield, Vt. Avid equestrian and love to horseback ride, hike and swim in the emerald-green waters of the Mad River. Windsurfed and have sailboarded as well as figure skated. Seeking a man who can “whoa” and take it slow and see where things might go. Lavenderlady19 66, seeking: M, l
QUIET, LAID-BACK
Like to hike, kayak in summer and snowshoe in winter. Like being outside. Like to go for walks along unknown trails. Looking to share some of those things with someone closer to my age. Family is important to me. Tend to be on the quiet side but have a sense of humor. Talk to me; you might be surprised! Spud 68, seeking: M, l
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OLD SCHOOL BUT OPEN-MINDED
I’m not sure how to make this work, but I honestly hope to find love. Michelle707 51, seeking: M, l
KIND AND CARING
I’m a librarian but don’t think I meet all the stereotypes of the profession. Just a few: I’m kind, compassionate and an educator. I work hard, enjoy naps and being outside as much as I can. Long walks, bike riding, swimming, kayaking, Nordic skiing — I’m in! I do the New York Times crossword puzzle and cups of tea. BookNerd 42, seeking: M
OUTGOING, OUTDOORS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, FUN
I love hiking, family, friends, new adventures; happy, honest people; making memories. love802girl 61, seeking: M, l
PEACEFUL AND PLAYFUL
I am a retired widow looking for companionship with a kind and honest man. I enjoy cooking, gardening and reading. I really enjoy the outdoors. I like fishing and kayaking. I enjoy playing pool and maybe a little foosball and bowling. I enjoy walks, and I love dancing to rock and roll. Dilly, 65, seeking: M, l
SCOTTISH LASSIE LOOKING FOR LAD
My name is Michele, and I am a mental health counselor. I enjoy walking, hiking, gardening and spending time with my dog, Winnie. I also like to read. I have a very dry sense of humor that can catch people by surprise, and I have learned to manage it over time. I do enjoy a partner with a quick wit. Chelbelle, 57, seeking: M, l
SPONTANEOUS AND FUN
I would like someone to match my spontaneous personality! I’m a spontaneous, fun person. Spontaneous, as in, I could, on a dime, say, “Let’s get in the car and go!” Let’s go out to dinner. Let’s go dancing, bowling and so on. I enjoy dancing every weekend. Honesty and communication are important to me, as well as attraction. Aggie 73, seeking: M, l
WANNA JUMP IN THE RIVER?
I love being outside year-round, wandering the forests and wondering at their whimsy and beauty. Balancing that out with cozy time inside, I love a good cup of tea, a book, and attempting/ collecting random craft projects, usually made with nature or textiles. Building intentional community is something I am very dedicated to and consider very important, especially right now. ForestFairy, 32, seeking: M, W, TM, TW, Q, NC, NBP, l
FUNNY, CONSIDERATE NATURE LOVER
I am looking for something that feels natural and effortless but keeps me coming back for more. I rarely take life seriously but also know when to be serious, if that tracks. I want happiness, peace and the company of someone who warms my soul! 98 percent content with my life, just missing my person. VTgirl06 33, seeking: M, l
SEEKING FUTURE CO-PARENT
29-y/o woman seeking a man in his 20s or 30s who wants to raise kids. I’m an aspiring therapist (in grad school), farm worker, off-grid cabin dweller. Interests include: aikido, hide tanning, ritual gatherings, sewing, reading. Looking for someone who values authenticity, clear communication and reliability. Spirituality and carpentry skills a plus. I live in southern Vermont but could move north. WildFox, 29, seeking: M, TM, NBP, l
GREAT COFFEE DATE? MAYBE MORE?
I would like to meet a man for dating, possibly a partnership. I love to laugh, and my ideal person would be someone playful. I’m made happy by reading, socializing, hanging out at cafés or with dogs, walking, museum-ing, music, movies, No Kings! rallies, painting, gardening. Bonus points if you like to watch silent films or slow-paced, talky foreign ones. Pointer 69, seeking: M, l
PLAYING OUR WAY THROUGH
“The Playground:” Travel the world / Also the nation / Filters of fun / Deliberate Creation / Trust sweet / know we will meet / timing is fine / somewhere down the line / water the flower / acknowledge our power / With filters of joy / Knowing it’s all like a toy / played well with care / It’s all in the share / My happiness, my job / I’ll meet you there. TiaStar 65, seeking: M, l
EXCITEMENT WANTED IN LIFE
I am looking for friendship and companionship. I also want to show my partner that I will love and cherish him for the rest of my life. Would like to do some traveling or just staying at home, reading or doing my knitting, crocheting or playing cards or Wii bowling. Also like boating and fishing. Just want to be happy. DebbieSmith 82, seeking: M, l
LIFE AFICIONADO
You: Self-assured, curious, sense of humour with a dash of derision, who has many words for his story. Me: Spiritual world traveler with a kink for life and a sweet touch, rires and petits plats, music in my heart. Us: Sunrise in winter, smell of apple in the wind, leisurely picnic, warmth in togetherness, old-style jazz. Life_Aficionado 65, seeking: M, l
HAPPY, SNAPPY AND SAPPY
I don’t know what I’m looking for, but try me. BeefOnWeck, 23, seeking: M, l
EXPERIENCED, EASYGOING, INVENTIVE
Retiring to Vermont from the state of Washington in order to be near my daughter and granddaughter in my “golden years.” Looking for friendship and connection. Will most likely be settling somewhere between Shelburne and Swanton. Looking for housing. (Daughter’s place is way full!) Any suggestions? Strider, 72, seeking: W, l
LAID-BACK, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
I haven’t had much luck online dating. Hopefully, this will help. ChefC 46, seeking: W, l
CREATIVE, COMPASSIONATE AND ADVENTUROUS
Love life, laughter, hiking, the arts. Wind in my hair, nature and travel. My ideal companion is someone to share all these things and more. Jim, 65 seeking: W, l
TRY ME
Very thick, very nerdy, very uninterested (in life) and very laughable. Perchance looking for goth baddie. You’ve had the rest, prepare for X. PBandJALLDay, 21, seeking: W, l
PEACEFUL, INTIMATE, STRONG, RESILIENT, RESPECTFUL
It says “honestly,” so here goes. I’m a 20. I just want the same peace that I wish on other people. I’m a bit hypersexual, but I love very deeply. I’m looking for anything, really. If it’s just a hookup, I’d prefer cuddles and pillow talk rather than a cold “got what I wanted, see ya.” Hearthand 20, seeking: W, l
THERE AND BACK AGAIN
I thought retiring in Florida was a good idea. It didn’t work. I’m moving back and would like to meet a woman who likes a casual bike ride, kayaking, snorkeling and discussing a myriad of topics. The world is too interesting. Maybe we can make sense of it together. Droid 71, seeking: W, l
HONEST, SIMPLE, LOOKING FOR CONNECTION
Looking for companionship. Friends, maybe more. Someone to have coffee with, grab a bite to eat, watch a movie. Like being on the lake during summer and spending time camping. In winter, I am more of a homebody but like day trips and hanging out with friends. Not really into party scenes but will occasionally go out to see a band with friends. bowtie802, 59, seeking: W, l
LOOKING FOR AFFECTION
I’ll be brutally honest here. I’m stuck with a longtime housemate and business partner who has completely withdrawn her physical affections. She can’t or won’t explain why she changed. It’s very frustrating because I very much miss touching (and pleasing) a woman and being touched. Are you in a similar (mirror image) situation? Lovetouchingandbeingtouched 75, seeking: W
OUR TIME IS NOW
Hair might be gray, but the furnace still burns hot. Funny, smart, ambitious, compassionate, fun-loving and wellpreserved eclectic music lover still looking to kick out the jams; hasn’t stopped living and enjoying life and doesn’t intend to. Yes, our time is now. Would you like to join me for the ride? BrunchMan 64, seeking: W, l
LOOKING FORWARD
I’m active, youthful and grateful; hoping to find someone to share the joys of life. My part-time career leaves lots of time for family and fun and enjoying travel and new experiences. Life is good; let’s enjoy it together. South_Ender, 67, seeking: W, l
HONEST CARING LOVEABLE
I love good food, good music and good people to share and enjoy them with. I’ve been told I’m a pretty good cook and love to. Love most Asian cuisines and am partial to American barbecue as well. I must have majored in barbecue! Look forward to hearing from you. Harry69802 69, seeking: W, l
LAID-BACK, FRIENDLY
Hit me up if you don’t want to spend time. If you know what you want, come to me. Latino_vt94 31, seeking: M, l
MASSIVE NERD THAT LOVES PLAYFULNESS
I’m a white, 5’9”, 190-ish pound nerd who loves video games, anime and making people laugh. I consider myself responsible and I am pushing for a career in software development. I want to find someone who I can make say both “I love you” and “Behave!” while trying not to laugh. I’m also able to handle physical labor fairly well. Qball422, 28, seeking: W, l
FOUR SEASONS EASY ON WINTER
Retired Gentleman, USN vet, horseman, cattleman, accountant. Enjoy cooking, some baking; home brewer. Renovating home of 48 years. Like keeping in contact with old friends. Looking for compatible honest woman, a homebody interested in intimacy (playful and fulfilling), age appropriate. kowboy01, 83 seeking: W, l
SOUTHERN TRANSPLANT
Professional homebody with a margarita in hand and a corgi at my feet. I balance my love for cozy nights in with evening runs. I’ve got an old soul, a big heart and I’m not here for casual — I’m here for butterflies, loyalty and building something that lasts. Bonus points if you like dogs and don’t judge my second taco order. stinsontyler2010 33 seeking: M, l
CHILL, QUIET HOMEBODY SEEKS SIMILAR
I’m a bigger guy who lives mostly at home to help my folks. Major homebody but enjoy going out with the right person. I enjoy painting, collecting, and games both board and video. Looking for a monogamous relationship, my ride or die. I’m very passionate, very anxious. Love reading and am a very creative person. InsomniaDude, 32, seeking: M, W, TM, TW, Q, NC, NBP, l
NEW IN TOWN
I’ve never lived here, however, I’ve discovered that I’ve been a “Vermonter” all my life. I grew up in New York; after marriage we took the kids and headed west, where life happened. I’ve lived in many wonderful places since, but I feel at home in this very civil city. I’m looking forward to starting a social life here with new friends. Turk, 67 seeking: W, l
PROFESSIONAL BATHROOM SINGER
I am a lover, hiker and daydreamer. Sweet, funny and easygoing guy. Mike39 40, seeking: M, l
LIFE SHAPED BY LABYRINTH
NB, queer, kinky, shy author and historian seeks friends, fellow artists and/or sex partners of all genders. Let’s make silly puns, talk about our creative work and bike around Burlington. If you want to hear about the imaginary, magical Vermont town of Hardship, the historical queers I keep finding or Jareth as role model, hit me up. ModernWizard 47 seeking: M, W, TM, TW, Q, NC, NBP, l
CURIOUS COUPLE LOOKING FOR FUN
Honest, hardworking married couple who love passion and soft touches. Looking for woman to fulfill lustful fantasy of woman-on-woman playtime. CplSeeking, 41 seeking: W
HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?
We are getting closer. We are excited to receive each other! You may not think you want poly-fidelity, but if you did, what would we be like together? How are we welcoming children into our life together? Nataraja 46, seeking: M, W, l
SPEEDER AND EARL’S MAN
You asked what I was reading. I gave you my number but haven’t heard from you. Maybe you changed your mind, or maybe I was so enthralled that I put it in the contact card wrong. If the former, I’d love to get a coffee together. If the latter, I go there ’cause the barista is cute. When: Sunday, March 22, 2026. Where: Speeder and Earl’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916566
APPLE SHIRT AT CONTRA DANCING
You caught my eye at contra dancing at the grange. You’re tall with dark hair, and you were wearing a T-shirt from a cider festival? Had an apple logo on it. Also wearing a knee brace, and were cute, and a good dancer. I am also tall (6-foot), dark hair, was wearing Wranglers and Sambas. When: Saturday, March 7, 2026. Where: Montpelier Grange. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916564
IBEX GLOVES ON LUCE HILL
I picked up your gloves when they fell off the roof of your Volvo, driving down the hill from Trapps’. I was driving a red truck with Montana plates. I thought you were cute and was frazzled by the glove chase and the traffic. I regret not asking if you were single and live around here! Are you? When: Sunday, March 15, 2026. Where: Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916563
OLD POST
Attractive gal with beautiful eyes, in a pink sweater, behind me in the bar line. We spoke about the slow service, and you mentioned the eye candy making drinks. I loved your earrings; you bought them for yourself for Valentine’s Day. I would love a shot to get together for a drink another evening. When: Friday, March 6, 2026. Where: Old Post. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916561
MADONNA CHAIRLIFT, SOGGY
SANDWICH DAD
I “stole” your pole in the lift line at Smuggs’ Presidents’ Week. You’re a divorced dad from Massachusetts with a backpack carrying inhalers and PB&Js. You have twin sons (M and H) and a daughter. We left the lift without sharing numbers. If you regret that too, please reach out. Know him? Pass along. — e mom who roasted your lunch. When: Tuesday, February 17, 2026. Where: Smugglers’ Notch Madonna I Chairlift. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916560
HEATED RIVALRY
You, blond female wearing silver boots and silver skirt. We chatted a bit. Didn’t catch your name and would like to connect. When: Saturday, March 7, 2026. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916559
THE SADDEST LOVE STORY
Like Cathy and Heathcliff, / We are eternally doomed. / No matter how many women / You try to fill the hole I left / In your heart, / None will fit quite like me. / Whatever our souls are / Made of, yours and mine / Are the same. / Except you’re a monster / Who won’t be tamed. When: Tuesday, October 13, 2026. Where: Bakers. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916558
BHS VS. BFA AT COLCHESTER
I startled you when we both got out of our cars. We walked and waited in line together. I’m pretty sure I remember your name, and I am 100 percent sure you are naturally pretty. I have no idea what your status is, but if you wanted to meet for coffee, a drink, a walk — I feel like you’re worth asking. When: ursday, March 5, 2026. Where: Colchester High School. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916557
MAJESTIC
I went for a court hearing and saw an interpreter, speaking fluently, in a black gown with blond hair. When: Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Where: court. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916565
ICE FISHING A-FISH-IONADO
Hey, shy guy, thanks for “teaching” me how to ice fish at Perkins Pier at the poutine shanty. I asked you how many fish you caught, and your transitions lenses fogged up before you could answer. You really handled that Dewalt battery-powered auger with skill and precision. Drop me a line, hook and sinker. When: Wednesday, March 4, 2026. Where: Perkins Pier, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Gender nonconformist. #916556
GAP TOOTH, SUNRISE HIKE
Chatted briefly with you on the summit of Camel’s Hump the morning of the eclipse as I petted your shepherd-type dog. I was with friends but wish I had lingered more. Saw you again as we raucously came back down the trail. I liked your energy and your gappy smile. Want to hike sometime? When: Tuesday, March 3, 2026. Where: Camel’s Hump. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916555
BODYSLAMMIN’ GREEN MOUNTAIN WRESTLING
We locked eyes after a wrestler flew into the audience at the last GMW show at the Barre Elks. Are you going to Shamrocks & Headlocks on the 15th? I will buy you some chicken tendies, and we can watch the beefcakes go at it. You were wearing a John Cena T-shirt. Can I snap into your Slim Jim, ooooyeahhh? When: Sunday, February 1, 2026. Where: WinterSlam III, Barre Elks Lodge. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916554
YOU ASKED ABOUT MY HOKAS
e conversation and connection completely caught me off guard! I want to hear more about your work experiences, your disdain for the cold weather — everything! It would be great to meet and brainstorm how we can keep up this façade of acting like adults or maybe some fun things to do when nicer weather arrives? I hope so. When: Sunday, March 1, 2026. Where: Williston Road, South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916553
De Rev end,
I recently went from a full-blown polyamorous, kinky and queer lifestyle to a monogamous, vanilla, heteronormative relationship. I love my partner, and I’m mostly happy, but sometimes I miss the adventure and flexibility of my old patterns. I don’t miss the constant anxiety and heartbreak of polyamory, but I feel like some essential spark of life is getting lost now. What do you recommend?
If you were involved in polyamory for any length of time, you probably developed pretty good communication skills. So put ’em to use! Talk to your partner about things you can do together to add a little spice to life. Be careful to avoid comparing your current relationship to past poly experiences, because it’s an apples-tooranges situation. Focus on how the two of you can build a unique and fulfilling relationship, in between the sheets and beyond.
As far as sexy time goes, you don’t have to swing from the ceiling to add some zip. A little role-play can go a long way. Plan to meet up somewhere like a bar or restaurant you’ve never been to and pretend to be different people. (Bonus if you dress in character.) It may sound silly, but it can be really
WALLFLOWER WEEN
“Joppa Road” was OK, but I prefer “So Many People in the Neighborhood.”
Very funky. When: Friday, February 20, 2026. Where: Wallflower. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916552
BOLTON VALLEY LIFTS
Lovely chairlift ride with you from Bethel, Vt. You are getting back into skiing after 20 years away from the sport. You and I are both teachers and respect the jobs we do. We talked about how uphill skiing might be something you are interested in. Maybe we could ski together for an evening? When: Tuesday, February 17, 2026. Where: Bolton Valley Resort. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916551
CITY HALL GROUNDHOG DANCING LADY
You hug-tackled your friend into me and then danced into me a couple times. Your friend apologized, but I found you quite delightful! TBH I had almost stayed in that weekend but was glad I saw you. It made my night. anks, Mr. Black Hoodie Green Fuzzypants. When: Saturday, January 31, 2026. Where: Burlington City Hall Auditorium. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916550
HOT BLONDE WITH BEAUTIFUL WHITE DOG
You are tall, stunning, and you walk with conviction. Your dog is beautiful. I’ve seen you several times in Richmond. Are you single? When: Friday, January 23, 2026. Where: Richmond. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916548
MASS. PLATES JEEP
You swerved to avoid me in the crosswalk. Unknown to you, I pledged a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, I shall arrive. When: Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Where: Green St. You: Man. Me: Man. #916547
SHELBURNE SUPERMARKET SHOPPING FOR SALSA
On Super Bowl Sunday you wore a black winter hat and I, the blue ball cap. We passed each other in a few aisles, and then I was “in your way” when you were choosing your salsa. Your friendly hello and great smile made my day. I made the mistake of walking away without getting your name. Coffee sometime? When: Sunday, February 8, 2026. Where: Shelburne Supermarket. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916546
MANGO MAMA
It’s been three years, and you still cross my mind regularly. Curious what life would be like if we met each other now instead of then. Who knows? Hope you are doing well and life is fulfilling. When: Monday, February 9, 2026. Where: In my memories. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916545
TRANS GIRL CASHIER AT KOHL’S
Saw you while working. I was waiting in line. I noticed that you were a trans woman and hoped your register opened next. I am a man and was buying designer underwear. I was fumbling with my debit card. Was hoping that maybe we could meet again over a coffee? When: Saturday, February 7, 2026. Where: Kohl’s. You: Trans woman. Me: Man. #916544
BLONDE AT SALSA AT SWITCHBACK
Your blond hair and energy drew me in. We danced a few times, and the vibe was real! Was just about to get your number, but you disappeared with your friend. (She had short hair.) You had a nice knit top. I wore a peachcolored shirt and have a beard. Your first name starts with Br. Let’s connect soon! When: Tuesday, February 3, 2026. Where: Switchback Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916543
SNOW. DITCH. TWO BABIES. You pulled over, asked if I needed a pull. I said no despite very much wanting one. Great hair, confident energy, baby in back seat. I was stuck in a ditch, also with a baby in the back seat, deeply regretting my AAA membership. I’m open to a do-over, no snow required. When: Saturday, February 7, 2026. Where: Center Road in Middlesex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916542
YELLOW LAB — SPARKY
fun. Explore your partner’s fantasies and hidden kinks. Introduce some toys. ere are a million ways to have fresh erotic experiences with just one person.
Add some nonsexual adventure by doing activities together that are outside your comfort zone. Sign up for a class. Learn a language. Take a dance lesson, or get involved in some other physical activity to get your adrenaline pumping. Try new recipes in the kitchen. You get the idea. Anything that keeps you from falling into the same old routine can do the trick.
Vanilla gets a bad rap for being boring. While it can be delicious on its own, its superpower is that it’s a solid base for pretty much every other flavor you can imagine. It just takes a bit of effort to add the sauce and sprinkles.
I stopped to pet your yellow Lab, Sparky. We shared antics of yellow Labs in doggie boots and complained of chapped lips this time of year. (I hope yours is healing up okay?) Both you and Sparky seemed really nice, and I think it would be fun to chat with you again (and see Sparky, too). When: ursday, February 5, 2026. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916541 its is to
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