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The barbershop. The sound of clippers.
Two Black barbers cutting BLACK GUY’s hair. BARBER 2
Nigga. NIGGA!
BARBER 1 The BARBERS shake their heads.
Nigga. You let her do what now?
BARBERS BARBER 1 BLACK GUY
I--- BARBER 1 Uhn uhn don’t talk tilt ya head up for me real quick. BARBER 2 Nigga. You let that girl touch yo hair? BARBER 1 And say nigga? For real? You let her say nigga--- BLACK GUY It wasn’t even like--- BARBER 2 Nah don’t talk you messin up ya lines. BARBER 1 I can’t believe you. Out here messing with white girls. Didn’t I tell you better? What I tell you? I know I told you. White girls is prudes. Can’t be messing round with no white girls. I always be saying that. White girls is prudes cuz of the church. Nuns be all up in they shit, saying you can’t do what with the who or else you be burning in the fires of hell don’t I be saying that hello.