Illustrations by Jerry Bennett national headlines and tell The bad news make Marjorie Taylor Greene to hold their beers. is that U.S. Inhofe has already endorsed his top aide, Luke Holland, to Senator Jim assume his seat when he calls it quits after this year’s legislaInhofe still tive session. “Luke is proud to have the represents endorsement of Senator with whom he’s worked Oklahoma. The Inhofe, alongside for years fighting in Washington, standgood news is socialists ing up for our freedoms, and to pass the Trump that this is the working agenda,” his website states. Just great. last year any of Great. For the first time in decades, has a chance to change us can say that. Oklahoma up its national representation and
To those of us who have lived with his name in our local headlines all of our lives, it feels like hell has frozen over. His retirement will trigger a special election this year, which sounds like a good thing until you remember that the Trump Party candidates in this state are a special breed of batshit crazy, the kind that
bring some fresh ideas to the table. Unfortunately, he’s drinking from the same tepid, stagnant bog that has helped keep Oklahoma rising in the top tens of the bottom of the barrel. “As a fourth generation Oklahoman, I know America is the greatest country in the world. It’s a gift from God, and that’s why we must
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erything we can to stop t he march toward socialism, stand up to China, and get President Trump’s agenda back on track,” according to Holland’s snooze of a campaign pledge. His website doesn’t have a campaign slogan yet, so we’re offering
one free of charge: “Luke Holland for U.S. Senate: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”
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