Fab Las Vegas Magazine - Volume 23 #11

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CELEBRITY INTERVIEW

-----------------------------------------------------------------------say no to? I just picked all the songs. And I had some friends that gave me songs and I took some of them. Like Rob Dickins gave me “Run Rudolph Run” and then Sarah Hudson, who I’ve known since she was 4, wrote “DJ,” “Drop Top Sleigh” and “Angels in the Snow.” But I didn’t have anybody in the beginning. I wasn’t planning it either. I called Cyn and I said, “If I did something on my Christmas album and it was good for you, would you want to do something?” And I have no idea why I did it. But it happened really with Stevie [Wonder]. Because I’d done the song [“What Christmas Means to Me”] and there were parts that were just… I couldn’t find them. So I called Stevie and I was like… well, if I say something, will you not print it? Off the record between us? Yeah. I want to say this one word and it won’t sound… you have to swear to God or I will come and punch your lights out! Can I say that? [Laughs.] All right. Anyway… oh, fuck. I don’t want to say it. I’m afraid it won’t sound good. So anyway, I was really, really frightened and I was saying, “Do you think Stevie will remember that we knew each other?” And so I called him and I was like, “Stevie? Um, this is Cher.” “Hi, Cher.” “Well, Stevie, uh, I did your song but there are parts in it that I can’t do and I need you to do it.” He said, “Is it one of my songs?” And I’m like, “Yeah, of course it’s one of your songs.” And 18 Fab Vegas

so then he said, as we were hanging up, “Cher, you want me to play harmonica?” And I passed out. And then I ran around my room screaming and jumped on my bed, and I was screaming, “Stevie Wonder’s going to be on my album!” Over and over and over. Until I fell down dead. I love the idea of Cher being starstruck. It’s like, you are my Stevie Wonder right now. Yeah, but he’s a genius. And you mean the world to people like me who are queer. I know, and I’m so angry. I’m so angry with America for every fucking thing — racism and anti-Semitism and being anti-LGBT. Oh, did you hear about how the Pope came out? I mean, he didn’t come out, but you know what I mean. [Laughs.] He came out with a thing where he’s recognizing the LGBT community. They can be godfathers and they can be whatever. I was so, so happy. Prejudice in this country is... I can’t find the word because I don’t know words bad enough. I mean, it could be an atomic bomb of a word. I just don’t know words bad enough to say how I feel. I wanted to ask you about how hard this year has been for LGBTQ+ people because the community is so close to your heart. Do you know why? Do you have any idea why? I know you and the community go way back . Way back to 9. But it’s because we’re both outsiders. We’re all outsiders.

You’ve always felt that way about yourself? Always. And so I gravitated to these two [gay] guys and then I met my first lesbian and she was fabulous. She was a friend of my mom’s, and then as I started to grow up, I came in contact with everybody [in the community]. I said to some guy the other day, “You’re my brother.” We’re brothers and sisters. We’re family. It came out of me, but that’s kind of the way I feel. In a lot of ways, it feels like I was raised by my mother, but I was also raised by Cher. Well, it doesn’t get better than that. You have two moms. But what you’re saying about how hard things have been this year, as a gay person, it has felt particularly harsh this year. Babe, it’s been since Trump. Can I tell you a little story? Yes, of course. I had a friend and he had a friend and she was this little girl who worked in the FBI and she infiltrated a white supremacist group. She was with them, I think, for a couple of years. She was saying they were causing a lot of trouble and she said there were so many groups in the United States. And I said, “Well, then why aren’t they doing bigger things? Why aren’t we aware of something gigantic?” And she said, “Because they hate each other.” And then she said, “It won’t start until someone can come and unite them.” And someone did.