Giggles & Grins Q: What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce? A: Chicken sees-a salad
Q: What do you call a pencil that has two erasers? A: Pointless.
Q: Why did the astronaut’s restaurant on the moon fail? A: The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Q: What do you call stolen cheese? A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? A: You may think it’s “R”, but it’s really the “C” that they love.
Q: Where do bad rainbows go? A: Prism. It’s a light sentence.
Q: What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? A: Retired.
Q: Why does a duck have tail feathers? A: To cover its butt-quack.
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