I Used to Be A Normal Person As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular per-
son, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged,” a racist & responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself. I went to high school, military, & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged.” I am heterosexual, which according to “gay” folks, now makes me a homophobe. I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a defacto member of the “vast NRA gun lobby!” I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter. I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the “main stream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut”. I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe. I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an antisocialist. I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath. I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant. I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist. Please help me come to terms with the new me because I’m just not sure who I am anymore! It all took place over the last few years of Socialist Political control; it’s time to get rid of these fools. And as if all this nonsense leftist-labeling me a privileged, advantaged, racist, fascist, homophobe, infidel, gun-nut, old, right-winger, xenophobic, anti-socialist, sociopath, militant, wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go MUCH more FREQUENTLY!
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