CULTURE CLASH (Coolture)
RUNK HOROSCO ES P D By Madame Jenna Tolls
Emotional and brave, you have been going through a rough patch in your life. Do not fret, the tumultuous path you’ve been walking on will only strengthen your soul and perseverance. When you go out tonight, do not be afraid to speak your mind. Profess your love to the highest mountains. Call your family to tell them you love them. Go on and dare to be yourself. Just don’t cry about it later, okay?
24
Energetic and the ability to be reserved simultaneously is no easy task. Considering the sun is moving in your sign this July, or something like that, you should feel like yourself more or less. Basically, good shit’s coming your way, try not to bathe in your glory too much, you narcissist. As for partying, get wild and rally hard, you deserve it. Just don’t pat yourself on the back too much, you might pull something.
Aren’t you tired of having the need to be in control? You’re secretly crazy and everyone loves it. These next two months, if you give yourself the chance to loosen up, will be somewhat memorable. Go out with some old friends and have a laugh. Just don’t go running off in the middle streets to push over a construction barrel or something lame, you lightweights.
Some people take Hey, sleazebags Libras as airheads, and sleazebaggets, but deep down I’d give you the they are extremely same treatment profound thinkers. as the Gemini but Libras should considering that consider these some of you are, next months to and I emphasize not get wild, the word some, but to sit down, are decent people drink wine, and I think the best watch a movie. advice I will give Although not the you is to go out best-designated and limit yourself drivers, Libras are to a drink or two. always willing Coming out of to be there for rough patches can their friends, at be traumatizing and least when they disheartening, but do decide to as you’re noticing, go out. When things are slowly drunk, Libras are coming together often carried out better than ever. by friends or are So congrats are in found in restrooms order, you beautiful passed out on the and terrifying toilet. Take care manipulators. Please and take it easy. don’t key my car.
Witty and thoughtful. These next two months bring a lot of opportunities for change. Try not to fly too close to the sun, your wings might melt. With that being said have fun when you go out, but don’t drink too much, you might say something that will be held over your head for weeks to come. Just like last time, and the time before. Remember to drink some water.
C U LTU R EC L A S H G A LV E STO N . C O M • J U LY/A U G 2 0 2 2
