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(c) The sun will give you skin cancer
(d) See 2 b
(e) You will trip on a crack in the sidewalk and break your neck
(0 You will meet iomeone new and have to deal with I
These are just three of countless examples. The obvious conclusion is to stay home alone, not smoke, eat or drink anything, and wait until you either starve to death or the radon from below your house or the formaldehyde in the carpets, drapes, and furniture gets you.
I'm firmly convinced that eventually I'll die of something, but in spite of the I goverirment's good intentions, I'd just as soon it remain a surprise for a while longer.
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