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“Chow,” www.chow.com
CBS Interactive is behind this food-oriented site, which aims to be one-stop shopping for all things that go between the teeth and over the tongue - and that includes not only food but also wine and spirits. There are recipes, videos, cooking tips, resources, stories, discussion boards, social media links and a newsletter. BTW, it’s not for foodies; it’s for “chowhounds,” or, as the manifesto says, “Foodies eat where they’re told. Chowhounds blaze trails.”
“Everyday Health: Content to Change Your Life,” www. youtube.com/user/EverydayHealth
At the beginning of April, Everyday Health, Inc., launched a YouTube channel devoted to original content featuring many of the same experts that appear on the “Everyday Health” TV series that premiered on ABC stations in September, including Dr. Arthur Agatston, Dr. Joy Bauer and parenting expert Heidi Murkoff (“What to Expect”). Among other upcoming original video content is “Daily Dose with Jillian Michaels” and “Couples in Crisis With Dr. Laura Berman.”
(BRAVO) Shahs of SunsetHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Bethenny Ever HappensBethenny Ever Housewives/Atl.Shahs of SunsetHappensKathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidThe Fashion Show (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsAmerican GreedOn the MoneyMad MoneyFast MoneyBiography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSunnyFturamaChapChapRENO JonPaidPaidPaidPaid
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ››› “Quo Vadis?” (1951)
›› “Where the Boys Are” (1960) Dolores Hart, George Hamilton. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Palm Springs Weekend” (1963) Troy Donahue, Connie Stevens.
›› “Girl Happy” (1965, Musical) Elvis Presley, Shelley Fabares. (CC)
››› “Blue Hawaii” (1962, Musical) Elvis Presley, Joan Blackman. (CC)
›› “Clambake” (1967, Musical) Elvis Presley, Shelley Fabares. (CC)
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Sucker Punch” Mayweather Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls “Pilot” (:35) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ Face Off, Max Mayweather ›› “Eurotrip” (2004) Scott Mechlowicz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Blink” (1994, Suspense) Madeleine Stowe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. ‘R’ (CC)
God-Bigger Water, Ele. ›› “Fairy Tale: A True Story” ‘PG’ (MAX) (4:50) ››› “The Town” (2010) ‘R’ ›››› “Alien” (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores: Feature 4: On Again, Off Again (12:50) ››› “The Cooler” (2003) William H. Macy. ‘NR’ (:35) ›› “Kuffs” (1992, Comedy) Christian Slater. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Two for the Road” (1967) ‘NR’ (CC)
(SHOW) “Scary Movie 2” ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)
(:10) “Memory” (2007, Suspense) Dennis Hopper, Billy Zane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Scary Movie 2” (2001) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’
› “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)
(11:50) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. ›› “Daddy and Them” (2001) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘R’
(:15) “Dino Wolf” (2009) Maxwell Caulfield. Premiere. ‘NR’
(:15) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Miss Firecracker” (1989)
(:45) “The Hollywood Complex” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (CC) › “Groupie” (2010) Taryn Manning. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Good Neighbours” (2010) Jay Baruchel. ‘R’ (CC)
TUESDAY EVENING APRIL 17, 2012
(AMC) CSI: Miami “Vengeance” (S)
››› “Braveheart” (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC)
›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.
››› “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” (1987) Steve Martin. (CC) CSI: Miami “Killer Date” (S) (CC) Nopalea with Paid Program (AP) I, Predator (S) Wild Serengeti (S) Madagascar (S) (CC) Wild Serengeti (S) Madagascar (S) (CC) I, Predator (S) Wild Serengeti (S) Deadliest TownsDeadliest TownsOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHappensHousewives/OCShahs of SunsetHousewives/Atl.HappensKathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidShear Genius (S) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsExecutive VisionOn the MoneyMad MoneyFast MoneyExecutive VisionPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) 30 Rock30 RockSouth PkFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0KeyDailyColbertSunnyTosh.0Work.Alpocalypse TourComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT WizardsPhineasRandomAustinANT JessieAustinWizardsANT WizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dane Cook. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “She
Couldn’t Say No”
››› “Gidget” (1959) Sandra Dee, James Darren. (CC) (:45) ››› “Gidget Goes Hawaiian” (1961, Comedy) James Darren. (CC)
NBA Basketball: Celtics at Knicks NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers Inside the NBA (N) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Prey” Angel “Players” (TOON) AdvenGumballLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenTitanAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Toy Hunters (CC) Mysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Toy Hunters (CC) Mysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnWienerWienerVegas Vegas
› “It’s a Bikini World” (1967) Deborah Walley. › “Hot Rods to Hell” (1967) Dana Andrews, Jeanne Crain. (:15) “Fireman Save My Child” (TLC) Macy’s MakeoverSay YesSay YesMediumMediumCoupleCoupleSay YesSay YesMediumMediumCoupleCoupleMacy’s MakeoverPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidLittle People (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)
›› “Ride the Wild Surf” (1964) Fabian, Tab Hunter. (12:15) ›› “For Those Who Think Young” (1964, Comedy) James Darren.
PawnPawnPawnPawnWienerWienerVegas Vegas The InvestigatorsForensicPaid PaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Happily Divorced Cleveland King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne Home Improve. The Jeffersons Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) › “License to Wed” (2007) Robin Williams, Mandy Moore. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Slither” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Mayweather Eastbound REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
Portrait, Fight (:20) ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:10) ››› “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star’s ego leads to his downfall. ‘R’ Larry Crowne Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) ‘PG’
›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores: Feature 1
››› “Death Becomes Her” (1992) Meryl Streep. (S) (:40) ››› “My Life Without Me” (2003, Drama) Sarah Polley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC)
“Maximum Velocity” (2003) Dale Midkiff. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Make Believe” (2010) (S)
›› “The Core” (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, John Malkovich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) “The Right to Remain Silent” “Noble Things” (2008) Brett Moses. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Psychosis” (2010) Charisma Carpenter. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) ››› “Tell Tale” (2009) Josh Lucas. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat” (2002) Martin Lawrence. (S) ‘R’ of the World: Part I” (1981) Mel Brooks, Dom DeLuise. (CC) CSI: Miami A death row appeal. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’River Monsters (S) Tanked (N) (S) Tanked: UnfilteredRiver Monsters (S) Tanked (S) Tanked: UnfilteredHillbilly Handfishin’River Monsters (S) Tanked (S) Tanked: UnfilteredOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/OCInterior TherapyMillion DollarHappensHousewives/Atl.Million DollarInterior TherapyHappensKathy Griffin, BiblePaidPaidPaidPaidFashionFashion (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) 30 Rock30 RockChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkUglyDailyColbertSouth PkUglyDailyColbertSunnyWyatt CenacComedyComedySwardPaidPaidPaidKitchen
(2001, Suspense) John Travolta, Hugh Jackman.
“Backdraft” (1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. Chicago firefighters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist.
›› “The Jerk” (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters.
(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Moonshiners (N) Sons of Guns (S) Moonshiners (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) PopoffTriVitaTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo
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(ESPN) SportCtrNBANBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics. NBA Basketball: Lakers at Warriors SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Lakers at Warriors SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsCatholic.FaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisSavoringLet LoveDivine MercyApo.“Hill Number One”OriginalServant
(FAM) “Confess-Shop” ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea
(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.
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(SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Monster Man (N) Ghost Hunters (S) Monster ManLost Girl (S) (CC) Dream Machines ›› “Lightning Strikes” (2009) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (Live). (CC)
EasterDupl’tisHistoryCrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC)
BibleAgainstCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Laws of Attraction” (2004) Pierce Brosnan, Julianne Moore.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (:15) Now Playing “May 2012”
›› “The Girls on the Beach” (1965) Premiere.
›› “Beach Ball” (1965) Edd Byrnes. Premiere.
››› “The Endless Summer” (1966) Michael Hynson. (:45) ›› “Barefoot Adventure” (1960, Documentary) (:15) ›› “Spring Break” (1983) David Knell, Steve Bassett. Premiere.
(:15) ››› “The Happening” (1967) Anthony Quinn, George Maharis. Now Playing “Red Planet” (TLC) AddicAddicObsesObsesToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasObsesObsesAddicAddicPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLittle People (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenTitanAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Extreme RV’sSecretsSecretsMan v Man v Bggg Bggg
FoodFoodMan v Man v Bggg Bggg
FoodFoodSecretsSecretsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoTowTowTowBait CarBait CarRepoRepoRepoTowTowTowBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H “Pilot” M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Happily Divorced Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne Home Improve. The Jeffersons Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS A chop shop run by Marines. (S) NCIS “Ravenous” (S) (CC) NCIS “Bloodbath” (S) (CC) NCIS “Jeopardy” (S) (CC) Fairly Legal “Gimme Shelter” NCIS “Boxed In” (S) (CC) NCIS “Deception” (S) (CC) House “Detox” (S) (CC) House Pitcher’s broken arm. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Watch” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) MLB BaseballFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Green Lantern” ›› “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls “Pilot”
(:05) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
(:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Eastbound (:35) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Real Sex › “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Grace of My Heart” (1996, ComedyDrama) Illeana Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Adjustmnt” (:45) › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997, Action) Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Lingerie (S) (:15) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide
›› “Wonderland” (2003) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Marked for Death” (1990, Action) Steven Seagal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “It Takes (SHOW) “Lara Croft” “180 Degrees South” (2010) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline, Paul Dano. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Josh Blue: Sticky Change (N) (CC) “Chick Magnet” (2011) Rolando Millet. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl, Kellan Lutz. ‘R’
Felipe Esparza: Don’t Worry
›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. (:10) ›› “Daisies in December” (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Messenger” (2009)
››› “Humpday” (2009) Mark Duplass. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Remarkable Power” (2008) Kevin Nealon. ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) “Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (:45) ››› “The Myth of the American Sleepover” (2010) Jade Ramsey. “Bareft. Exec.”
THURSDAY EVENING APRIL 19, 2012
Marshals” (1998) Tommy Lee Jones. Sam Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case. (CC)
“Bubble Boy” (2001) Jake Gyllenhaal, Swoosie Kurtz. (:45) ›› “Bandidas” (2006, Western) Penélope Cruz, Salma Hayek. (CC) with (AP) Fatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S) Monsters InsideAnimal PhobiaThe Haunted (S) Monsters InsideAnimal PhobiaFatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S) Monsters InsideAnimal PhobiaOranguEden (BRAVO) GriffinOCHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Kathy Happens(:31) KathyHousewives/Atl.Kathy HappensKathy PaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny Ever (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsCNBC TitansCNBC TitansMad MoneyFast MoneyTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers
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